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>>70461935
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/5USX24h-1qc
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Oooohhh...
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>>70462040
are you sure about they tooker?
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>>70462040
wukettubak
stisorebadafidybaks?
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>>70461935
>>70462040
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>>70462546
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>>70462712
anyone got that webm where he awkwardly changes his gun?
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>>70462546
hahaha, what a lmao pic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7cUxI4XHhs

PLEASEDANCEWITHMELEAVEITALLBEHINDFORAWHILELOOKINTOMYEYESANDSMILE
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>>70462745
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>>70462791
No it's another one.
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Seagal in Meme Lover 3?
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>>70462836
yes please.
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>>70462896
>I speak both

why is this such comedy gold?
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It seems only yesterday he was the greatest action star of our times. Link related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
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ANYBODYKNOWWHODIDBOBBYDABUBI?
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>>70463073
he was always a joke
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>>70463073

That was awesome
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>>70463073
Was this ever considered cool or was it ironic even back then?
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>>70464893
see
>>70463754
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>>70462040
that fucking grunt at the start of the video, i would still like too know what that was
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>>70462775
god this man is so fucking retarded
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EASY
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>>70462040
>>70462040
that trigger discipline
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>>70464893
My granddad unironically thought he was the coolest thing ever and would get his films on VHS. Senile old fuck.
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>>70462712
send this to /k/
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>>70465131
/k/ could probably relate to Seagal
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>>70462040
Is that beard blued on?
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>>70465185
More than relating, I think Seagal embodies /k/ perfectly
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>>70465211
nope
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>>70462745
I got you senpai
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>>70465234
he is so fat he doesnt even have shoulders anymore
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>>70462745
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>>70465369
his beard is fucking fake, it looks exactly like the shit he has on his head
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlyHwnPqns&feature=youtu.be
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E
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A
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ROB VAN DAM!
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>People still intimidated by a true operator.

I bought a second watch so just like Seagal i can always know when its time to snatch a motherfuckers birthday.
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>>70465738
why is he wearing those glasses all the fucking time
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>>70465976
Because they're cool as fuck
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>>70465738
why the two watches?
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>>70466521
multiple time zones so he knows when to snatch a birthday.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn4d-UqPVN4
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>>70466561

Whose birthday does he snatch?
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>>70466521
i was wondering the same thing when i watched that flick.
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>>70466629
>dat montage in order to show Seagal edgyness
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>>70466687

Every motherfukn
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>>70465411
Not fake, just a bad dye job. He's probably completely grey and is just covering it up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NreuDuBFVM

kino tier acting
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Seagal has spent decades pretending to be handling guns. You'd think after so many years, some minimal knowledge of the trade would rub off him.
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>>70467314
Here's that infinity I was tellin' you about...
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>>70467197
wow
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>>70467395
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>>70467197
>That ergh when the guy flips

TRVE KINO
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>>70466521
>>70466561
>>70467040
i have no idea why im laughing so hard. why is this shit so funny
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>>70467314
It's just so bizarre, he does this for a living, he brags incessantly about what an amazing zen warrior he is, I'm just some ordinary dude, I'm not even a /k/uck, but even I can operate a hundred times better that this baffling meatblob.
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>>70465121
Why doesn't he liked Steven seagal anymore?
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>>70465121

Hey, Under Siege is fucking great.
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imma snatch everymotherfucker visa
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>>70467681
lmao
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>>70467681
>one million percent

What did he mean by this?
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>>70465234
You got it dude, thanks.

I laugh everytime I see it XD
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>>70461935
Holy shit
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>>70467681
on an episode of lock up i saw a dude make a shiv out of a newspaper
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