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Old: >>70434120
Azor Jon!
First for House Mazin
Braenaerys when?
>>70436011
Oh mai how BAsed of oyu to say that thing mahoney
>>70436005
>same OP image used twice in a row by the same Jonautist
Cancer
What did Arya learn in Braavos?
OUTTA THE WAY SOUTHRON FUCKING SHITS
Reminder that D&D appreciate his advice to them so much they put his name in the show.
hisssss...
Preston
/Highgarden/ master plan in motion
Why do you still watch this tripe?
>>70436058
this is snek
>>70436005
Based Jon thread
Thank you OP
Reminder that D&D are using their shitty OC donut steal house to take the role of the Manderlys
>>70436005
Those you who haven't read the books, what is the main reason why not?
>>70436070
For Preston Jacobs reviews
I'm just killing time waiting for Winds
i wonder if in medieval battles there were alot of friendly fire?
cast HIM
VALYRIAN
Are the umbers really loyal to ramsey?
WHERE
ARE
MUH
LEAKS!?!?!??
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70436050
yeah you posted this like 10 minutes ago
how could we forget
reminder: they all have gigs producing the most popular show in the history of HBO and you are attempting to mock them on a cambodian basket weaving image board
>>70436045
How to lie
any leaks yet?
>>70436130
They're more anti-wildling than pro-anyone else right now.
>>70436058
>snekid suck the middle one's femdick
>>70436130
The North Remembers. Just waiting for the opportunity.
So whos next in line if Tommen dies, anyway?
>>70436047
Looks stupid anon.
>>70436179
Dany
>>70436045
That she should have gone to Lys.
>>70436179
ur mom
>>70436019
Daily reminder that Ellie graduated Cambridge and will never give attention to pathetic dumb NEETs like youand me
>>70436179
Queen Marg
>>70436126
one of the many superior Eurons
Reminder that Jon will kill the Night's King by pulling out the obsidian dagger, and this will cause all the White Walkers and Wights to die instantly.
>>70436126
Marwyn
>>70436179
Lord Mazin of House Mazin. Praise the Sun.
>>70436179
margery will probably say that she is pregnant
>>70436068
So is the Hoegarden master plan
>>70436129
STEEL
>>70436179
High Sparrow as Lord Protector desu
>>70436221
Never post again.
>>70436231
I loved how that went in with 0 resistance. Like it's as sharp as death's scythe or some shit.
>>70436179
That guy who got lost rowing.
>>70436231
Does that include unJon as well?
>mfw leaks say Jon becomesKING IN THE NORTH
It's fucking happening, Jonbros.
>>70436070
>Stannisfag mad that his /pol/ self-insert is dead
kek
>>70436270
>obsidian is really sharp
wow who knew
>>70436005
i just realized. trystane could become king of westeros.
don't the martells have had a tradition of allowing women to inherit on equal terms? they could either wait for him to die (significant possibility with all that chaos), assasinate him (they did it with myrcella) or rebel against the crown (already did by killing myrcella), effectively making the martells rulers of westeros.
but naww, let's just kill every single member of house martell, that should make oberyn proud.
>>70436179
If Smirkfu doesn't claim she's preggo it'd go to another Baratheon, locking the lannisters and Tyrells out of the crown
>>70436290
>Jonbros.
So literally just YOU then?
k, family
>>70436215
feels sad man
Make your OC house:
>Name
>Coat of arms
>Seat
>Current lord
>>70436043
Wee see you stannisautist
>>70436126
Victarion Greyjoy
Fuck that would be perfect, holy shit
>tfw no victarion for show
>>70436290
>Sansa legitmising her bastard half-brother to take her title
Makes sense
>>70436307
What is a sternum?
>>70436252
delete this at once
>>70436179
The correct answer is Cersei as Queen Regent
>>70436290
And Sansa shall be his Queen and broodmare.
In time Jon will be the Walder Frey of the North
>/got/ comes to the conclusion that sansa doesn't get bred
http://www.strawpoll.me/10396285/r
that's a world I don't want to live in
>>70436330
That helmut is gay
Reminder that Natalie Dormer has been Summer Islandered
Threadly reminder that the same people who still enjoy GoT also enjoy TWD.
Just so you all know
Sony has become overly cocky and will announce a 4k supporting ps4. With some fancy nice sounding perks. Itll be very powerful.
BUT
>It will cose over 700$ dollars. Over 800 with VR
It will also not tranfer your old ps4 data and internet will be a separate payment. Pretty much your old ps4 is now a dead console
>But why. No. They like thier fans.
No they like money. Ps4 lead in sales by a lot. If half the Fanboy cuck up to this greed they will still beat xbone and wiiu by almost double
So you ready for
>Sonycucks defending this
>Sonycucks spending engine NEET paychecks for 4k meme
>Sony to win baby
>>70436290
He is not a Stark
>>70436323
House: Ur Mom
Coat of arms: Ur Mom sprawled naked on a bed of azure
Seat: Ur Mom (lol)
Current Lord: Ur Mom's son
>>70436292
Nigga please. Grum's gonna kill everyone
>>70436334
She doesn't legitimize.
the Northern Houses just say they don't care he's a bastard and name him King and Sansa goes along with it.
>>70436374
i enjoy GoT but hate TWD
We don't hurt little girls in Dorne.
>>70436340
she isnt queen regent though
kevan is hand and regent
>>70436318
Who is this raging Stannis autist getting mad at Jonbros?
The cutest.
>>70436385
He's only half targ
>>70436385
The mormonts don't care according to the leaks. Don't know about the others.
>>70436252
God she's repulsive
>>70436179
Ramsay
>>70436366
What's wrong with that
>>70436321
Might just be that I'm trippin on acid rn but I love this meme
>>70436426
So he's a Starg
>>70436411
I want Sansa's legs wrapped around me.
I wanna fug Sansa in the butt!
>>70436325
Its Stannisfag my newfag friend
>tfw no spellers or licks of new ebizode
>>70436179
>So whos next in line if Tommen dies, anyway?
House Estermont, as the next closest blood relatives to House Baratheon, via Robert's mother.
>>70436126
He's not british
>>70436231
Who was he before being turned into the Night's King?
>>70436483
Not how it works m8
>>70436323
Name: Argent.
Coat of Arms: Silver Hammer/Sickle.
Seat: Fort Dawn.
Current Lord: Maxwell Argent.
>>70436483
Every fucking time
>>70436496
the first gay man
Is Bradamante kill?
So, is it just me, or are Bran's eyebrows a little thick?
>>70436475
we need a banner guy for this
>>70436496
Random First Man.
or Brandon of the Bloody Blade.
>>70436551
hopefully
>>70436551
Dont! You'll wake him!
>>70436340
>The correct answer is Cersei as Queen Regent
With all her children dead, she can't be regent.
>>70436323
>Name
House Al'Thor
>Coat of arms
A glass sword stuck inside a stone on a red field
>Seat
The Black Tower
>Current lord
Rand Al'Thor
>>70436231
Reminder that Jon will let Bran stab him with obsidian to turn Jon into a fire White Walker and having Jon fight the Night King in a true fight of Ice and Fire.
>>70436121
Mediaeval battles don't look like they look in films anon. Because charging at the enemy and getting in a big brawl makes it very likely that you'll get your head chopped off.
Instead it was like two big groups going back and forth throwing things at each other most of the time. Picture a big schoolyard snowball fight. Occasionally one group might charge and the other side retreats or calls their bluff, but usually retreats a bit. Sometimes people get caught up and killed.
This goes on until both sides go home.
That's if it's only footsoldiers. Cavalry smashes and routs guys on foot. Lots of archers maul footsoldiers and sometimes cavalry too. The side with more/longer pikes and/or superior armour beats the others back much easier. Muskets wreck.
>>70436376
You lost, boy?
>>70436531
good post
>>70436458
why are you on acid and 4chan simultaneously? go outside or something, geez
>>70436559
>>70436496
Its an Andal or should I say "Andle". Confirmed by the storyboard
LADY SANSHA
>>70436605
Is that a Dornish house?
>>70436605
Rand's coat of arms is a dragon, yo.
>>70436640
pic very related
what's happening next episode? any leakS?
>>70436596
>With all her children dead, she can't be regent.
Crazy bitch will find a way.
>>70436646
I'm Vale
>>70436672
A man has no leaks.
>>70436531
Aren't you tired?
>>70436623
thanks i did not know that
>>70436704
pls
If THIS is how GRRM imagined Areo Hotah, why did they turn him into a fat black guy?
>>70436620
Jon will engage Night's King in a duel, get his shit pushed in and then, just as he's about to be killed, Bran will warg Night's King and freeze him in place. Jon shoves a sword through them both, killing both of them and causing Bran to be brain dead.
>>70436323
Name: House Bobandy
Coat Of Arms: a burly man with a handle bar mustache
Seat: Port Noir
Current Lord: Randallous known as Rowdy Randy
Moto: Gonna Git While The Git is Gittin'
>>70436734
Quotas
> best girl
> least amount of screentime
just naowitendz already
>>70436179
Based on GRRM's family trees tying the Baratheon and Lannister lines together generations back, in the show, now that he's out of the Kingsguard, Jaime Lannister.
>>70436672
>Hello I want to know what happens even if I'll watch the new episode in less than 2 days
I'll never understand this
>>70436734
cause dorne is white
>>70436716
ladda!
>>70436734
The fat black guy was still one of the better parts of Dorne
>>70436605
Would certainly help with the walkers.
>>70436323
House TarStark
Coat: A Dragon and a Wolf facing off. Or just a laughing Weirwood tree.
Seat: In the Gift
Current lord: Jon TarStark
>>70436734
They're racists and wanted the chance to kill more black people.
>>70436672
There is supposedly going to be a major leak in a about 29 hours.
>>70436734
Dorne isn't white.
>>70436822
based
>>70436734
I assume D&D wanted to show he was non-Westerosi , so they cast him as black.
If they cast him as white but with a foreign accent, then people would just assume that's a Dorne thing, when it isn't.
>>70436768
http://mashable.com/2016/05/03/game-thrones-heir/#1ioGSrtI_uq1
>>70436605
>house motto
I just hope the trollocs don't look too fake
>>70436768
It would be the ghost of Gendry before Jaime
>Men call me Darkstar, and I am of the night.
>>70436860
He is non-Westerosi. He comes from a city in Essos.
>>70436734
diversity
>>70436179
The line ends and Cersei takes over.
>>70436734
that was one of the few characters i enjoyed.
>>70436734
Fat Black guy was fine, the problem was everything else with Dorne.
>>70436864
>implying a bastard born that no one will legitimize can be king
>>70436822
Tar stark? Is that the Summer Islands branch of the family tree?
>>70436099
I don't know how to read.
>>70436323
>House Fraser
>Two red eyes leaking tears on a dollar-green background
>Alimonya
>Brendan Fraser
>Motto: As high as my shit
>>70436769
i just wanted to post something. that's all i could think of
>>70436734
Huh. I still think he was well cast, black people always look threatening and imposing to me
>>70436918
>i just wanted to post something
I'll never understand this
>>70436323
House Giantsbane
A yellow sun overlooking a bear, with a red background
The Gift
Lord Tormund Giantsbane
(Lady Brienne Giantsbane)
>>70436935
What are their words?
Stannis isbest daddy
>>70436933
Good posters set post quotas for themselves that they have to meet in order to expand our brand.
Mine for today is 50 posts at least.
>>70436935
Fuck the Thenns
How can anyone argue the show is well-written after Dorne, or season 5 in general?
>>70436954
Sorry
>>70436980
As tall as our tales
>>70436509
>>70436533
Except that is how it works; inheritance and succession goes by BLOOD not marriage and as Cersei is Robert’s widow and all her kids will be dead, House Lannister has no legal standing.
With the deaths of Stannis and Shireen (which we all know is coming) there are no more Baratheons, so the decent is traced back via Robert's nearest BLOOD relative; his mother who was an Estermont.
Now I’m not suggesting anybody in Westeros would actually stand for the Estermonts inheriting the Iron Throne, as there are dozens of Houses that are richer and more powerful and they’d simply unseat the Estermonts if they even tried to seize the Iron Throne but legally, they're next in line after Tommen.
>>70436019
I want her lads and I know I will never have a chance. Why even live?
>>70436981
Best pairing, she'll get Bran to get some feeling back in his legs
>>70437023
>Apologizing on 4chan
>>70437021
Does anyone argue that?
>>70436019
The most beautiful girl in all the lands!
>>70436935
Ew, creepo. Brienne clearly isn't interested in Tormund Halfmember and it is disgusting that you would even joke about something like that.
>>70436981
>>70437043
Purest love, do not sexualize.
>>70437056
What the fuck are you going to do about it
(apologies if it's offensive btw)
>>70437076
She so is, she's definitely tsun.
>>70436019
Cordy is the best girl imo.
>>70436640
It's only just starting on the trip, waiting for more to go outside
>>70436993
Stannis "Bring your daughter to the Slaughter" Baratheon
Stannis "When things look dire put your heir on the pyre" Baratheon
Stannis "Inflame the Dame" Baratheon
Stannis "Spare no Heir" Baratheon
Stannis "Kindle my Kin" Baratheon
Stannis "Sear the Deer" Baratheon
Stannis "No need for water when you're burning your daughter" Baratheon
Stannis "The rightful king will return but first his daughter must burn" Baratheon
Stannis "Set an Heir Ablaze, and the Results Will Amaze" Baratheon
Stannis "For these events to transpire, kill my daughter with fire" Baratheon
Stannis "Just burn my kin up" Baratheon
Stannis "If i wish to be king, then I must burn Shireen" Baratheon
Stannis "It's a Sin for Most, But I Love a Good Roast" Baratheon
Stannis "If Your Camp's Got a Chill, Throw an Heir on the Grill" Baratheon
Stannis "Two feet of snow? Up in smoke must she go" Baratheon
Stannis "Burn Shireen? Now That's Real Keen" Baratheon
Stannis "Cook Up My Heir, I'll Have Her Medium-Rare" Baratheon
Stannis "Kill My Daughter with Fire, and a Crown I'll Acquire" Baratheon
Stannis "20 Good Men? Now my Line Must End" Baratheon
Stannis "fuck the books, tonight my daughter cooks" Baratheon
Stannis "To make sure the battle is won, make my daugher well done " Baratheon
>>70437058
People in these threads actually say the show is good, or that season 6 is good. Totally baffling.
>>70437033
Wrong.
At the moment after Tommen dies the HS/Faith will 'rule' and Kings will be irrelevant.
>>70436734
>Areo Hotah
>>70437033
No it's not how it works.
Robert is a Baratheon and his claim relied on his Targ grandma for legitimacy shit.
Estermonts have neither Baratheon blood nor Targ blood from his grandma, they don't get dick
>>70437033
You've been told half a hundred times the Estermonts don't have a blood claim. Inheritance does not track back through the mothers line. Lord Estermot does not have a claim because his sister married Roberts dad.
You know this perfectly well.
>>70437099
Based electrician
>>70437139
So it's confirmed Gendry will sit on the Iron Throne
>>70436734
I actually liked the actor in the roll.
>that's why he's dead... isn't it?
>>70437085
It's still pure if they're having consensual sex for the sole means of procreation
>>70437139
>>70437166
Then it would pass to the Martells; Trystane in the books.
I have gone mysteriously deaf and do not hear your question about Dorne in the show.
>>70437139
>thinking targ blood matters at all when robert proved it was strength that made him worthy of the throne
can someone explain this meme to me(me)?
>>70436323
>Name
House Neto
>Coat of Arms
A black goat with ice horns (like pic related).
>Seat
Greywater Watch
>Current Lord
Raphael "The Snow Demon" Neto. A warlord and the best northern general, completely loyal to the Starks.
what if hodor gets turned into an uber ice zombie?
>>70437114
It makes me laugh everysingle fucking time.
>>70436734
They wanted to diversify Dorne so bad they wouldnt hire Spanish actors DESPITE FILMING ALL DORNE SCENES IN SPAIN.
Fucking christ.
>>70437226
Bran's seventeen and a virgin. Kissless, even. Who knows how long she's been without. Both are going dark places if they go there.
>>70437245
>Pic related.
>>70437251
You should be more worried about Ice Summer
>>70436290
fuck yes
>>70437222
What kind of roll? Was it cimminon?
>>70437311
this is a good house
>>70436511
>>70436605
>>70436751
>>70436822
>>70436935
>>70437245
You people are absolutly fucking cringeworthy
>>70437295
why is it covered with cum
>>70437295
I haven't eaten all day and that looks fantastic, fuck you anon
>>70437279
They both virgins, so i guess they can learn that way
Excuse me, every normie is out there over Walder Frey breaching the "guest right" by killing Robb, but what about Daenerys?
She was allowed access to Astapor, fed and taken care of. She wanted to buy an entire mercenery army, but she couldn't afford it. What does she do? She tricks Nakloz, who while an asshole; he offered her a discount, into thinking that they were going to have a deal, KILLS him the second she acquires her army, orders her army to KILL the ENTIRE adult male population of Astapor ("kill everyone, but do not harm any woman or child") AND their ruling elite and pretty much annexes the city through a coup.
Why is that not considered a grave sin?
>"b-but Nakloz made offensive comments"
claiming that you like a girl's ass doesn't justify the eradication of a city
>"b-but the unsullied were abused"
so now she is their owner? it makes 0 difference for them, they are still slaves, they just lie to themselves that they are not.
if i save a female victim of human trafficking and convince her to become my personal prostitute, i didn't really freed her, i just changed her owner.
>>70437336
Let's see yours, then, friend.
>>70437336
Theon does a good Gendry
>>70437336
>Enjoying the thread and discussion/games played in it
>Cringe worthy
>Trying to fit in with the "le edgy" 4chan culture
>Not cringe worthy
>>>/b/
>>70437408
This was a pretty cringey post desu senpai
Average age for these threads is 17
>>70437244
Bobby's claim of legitimacy is that he has Targ blood from his grandma.
Maesters and nobles like seeing that he has a blood claim at least even if its tenuous. It at showed in a sense that he didn't just take the throne especially when either Ned or Jon could've also taken it if they wished
>>70437365
That plot armor danerys has...
>>70437441
Pic related. I'm 23
>>70437336
You wouldn't say that to my face, come on down to Port Noir. You'll be leavin' with a pink belly.
leaks pls
>mfw GRRM is eternally BTFO by the show releasing "The Winds of Winter" first
>>70437139
>>70437166
If the Baratheons were just some minor lordlings with a run-down manor house on a bit of land and the same situation occurred (Namesake males dies, both sons and daughter die, both brothers die) the same legal standards would apply; the property wouldn’t go to the wife’s family, it would go to the nearest blood relative of the now deceased husband, in this case House Estermont.
It’s the entire reason the nobility made dynastic marriages.
>>70437365
She told them that they didn't have to serve her, as they weren't slaves anymore.
Then again, they know no other life than fighting, so this "choice" is utterly meaningless.
>>70437441
Pic related. I'm 25
>>70437365
>claiming that you like a girl's ass doesn't justify the eradication of a cityYOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>70437441
Everyone on average is Bran.
>>70437501
No Dorne until Episode 10.
A battle at Riverrun. Blackfish is presumed dead. Brienne just about escapes.
Tommen jumps from a window and dies.
Jon doesn't kill Ramsay straight away, he begins to beat him mercilessly until Sansa shows up and he's put in a cell(?) or something. He's later mauled by dogs in Episode 10. Unknown whether it's his hounds or Ghost that does it.
Cersei uses wildfire to burn the Sept. Many people die, including several Tyrells. It's a "Red Wedding-style" event.
Tormund kills Smalljon Umber. Just before, Umber is egging on his army by shouting 'Who owns the North?!'.
Unsure what happens to Wun Wun. One of the leaks says he gets an arrow to the eye and dies when he storms into Winterfell with Jon, the other said he survives.
Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
Rickon dies by Ramsay's arrows. He lets him run to Jon but he fires one that hits him. He dies in Jon's arms.
Jon becomes King in the North. The Mormonts(?) say they don't care that he's a bastard.
In Episode 10, we see Lyanna and a baby in the Tower of Joy. She whispers something we don't hear. It then cuts to Jon.
No Cleganebowl this season.
The Mountain kills Septa Unella.
>>70437186
Gendry's a bastard, can't inherit
>>70437543
She'd probably torch anyone who left because she's a shit
frogfu
>>70436169
The only confirmed leak is that Sansa/John/Davros go recruiting for their army to save Rickon/retake Winterfell and finding the best they can do is a Stark Fangirl and about 100 men under her retainer.
>>70437254
This is probably what pissed me off about Dorne so bad. I love Dorne in the books, but they completely flopped out for diversity in the show. The Salty Dornish are still supposed to be mainly Andal with some Rhyonhar blood, yet everyone except for Pascal looked like they were full blown Essosi.
They should have gotten Antonio Banderas to do the role of Doran, or Ian McShane.
>>70437574
If only. Bran is cute.
>>70437365
It is though.
>They say she is a sorceress who feeds her dragons on the flesh of newborn babes, an oathbreaker who mocks the gods, breaks truces, threatens envoys, and turns on those who have served her loyally.
>She practices blood sacrifice, lies as easily as she breathes, turns against her own on a whim. She’s broken truces, tortured envoys … her father was mad too. It runs in the blood.
>>70437583
>Ian McShane plays the Hound's mentor. He and the rest of their group are killed by the Brotherhood without Banners. The Hound takes his revenge out on the BwB.
I really don't understand this character arc
I also really don't understand why Tommen would suddenly kill himself.
>>70437532
Wew lad, but no.
I'm tired of repeating the same shit to you when you've heard it all by now.
Here's a last (you)
>>70437574
why is this gif so arousing?
>>70437601
Too bad this is not how Meera looks on the show.
>>70437583
>Brotherhood ruined and killed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70437254
House Martell isn't white
>>70437573
>tfw i would actually hatefuck DABID
what's wrong with me
>>70437365
Didn't she also tell the Yunkai they had until the next day to agree to her terms but then sneak attack them that night?
>>70436330
Wouldn't it be really dumb to have a full set of armor on a sinking ship?
>>70437628
>why Tommen would suddenly kill himself
Probably because Margaery dies when Cersei wildfires the Sept.
>>70437645
You know why.
>>70437446
Just curious, blood relations aside, who was the one with the biggest claim trough conquest?
Daily reminder that Lord Bloodraven, a bastard of House Targaryen, is still alive and is azor ahai.
>>70436620
Retarded. Jon is half ice half fire, gets obsidian in, now even more ice, duells ice ---> duel of ice and fire
suuure
>>70437589
I'm sure when everyone finds out that the last two kings were bastards by incest and he's Robert's only actual child by blood, they won't care.
Bonus: him being a poor piece of shit from the slums, the Faith will love that.
>>70437680
>>70437365
>what about Daenerys?
Daenerys wasn’t a guest of the Astapori, she was a customer.
>>70437691
Kinslayer, oathbreaker, sorcerer, deserter.
>>70437691
I'd go to war against him for that based Seastar poosayh
>>70437686
High Sparrow
>>70437228
No it would most likely go to some lannister shit. Baratheons have no relations to the martells
>>70437574
>Everyone is Bran.
>>70437744
What is the point of shitposting like this?
You as an actor have very few jobs.
One of them is don't fucking spoil the plot.
>Loras crowns Sansa queen of beauty at Ned's hand tourney
>WHAT DOES IT MEAN? SANSA=LYANNA CONFIRMED?
It means nothing you stupid fucks. He wanted to give it to Renly and Sansa was the closest one that wouldn't arouse suspicion.
Serious question; what the fuck does 'We do not sow' actually mean?
>>70437770
He's not wrong
>>70437806
Who fucking cares? The show is garbage.
>>70437817
It means "fuck working for it, we're going to take it from someone else".
>>70437817
"everything we own is stolen"
that's literally what it means
>>70437817
We don't farm we fish and steal
>>70437817
Obviously, they do not sow.
>>70437817
It means they're not farmers.
>>70437817
"We do not create anything useful ourselves, we can only steal from better people."
>>70437814
Giving someone a rose is not "crowning them the queen of beauty."
>>70437817
To sow is to work in the fields. It's a generql term for producing your own goods. The ironborn take what is theirs and dont rely on their own people for resources.
>>70437099
How can one girl be so cute?
>>70437724
why are the horses always just fine with fucking dragons flying around burning shit?
>>70437806
Its just tits and dragons. Calm down
>>70437701
Gendry's a bastard who knows nothing about rule, probably can't read and has about a dozen other half siblings out there since not even Varys knew all of Robert's Bastards so doubt the Gold Cloaks or Joffrey/Cersei knew more
>>70437817
A sow is a female pigs, so they've abandon pig fucking. Its some carry over from the first greyjoys being goat fuckers according to maestor ameon.
BIG COCK
(farts)
>>70437365
how does kraznys rock the chrome dome so well
>>70437817
It means they're warriors, not farmers. They do not sow seeds, they steal shit from the poor soft saps that do.
Technically true, since the islands agriculture is poor and they mostly fish and mine. But it's just bravado.
>>70437873
She really looks like Jesse Eisenberg
>>70437817
They're warmongers, their words literally means that that they take the lands and stuff from the lords, they do not work, they pay the iron price.
Of course they do sow, they do make buildings and amours and ships and etc, it's not literal, it's just a threat, like Winter is Coming or Hear me Roar.
>>70437817
"We're spiritual niggers"
>>70437441
Pic related. I'm like 10,000
>>70437948
But that's stupid though. There's not a single Noble House that actually farms themselves. That's why they're nobles.
>>70437817
It all boils down to we dinduing
>>70437365
I'm telling you - there has to be some big twist where Daenerys was a cunt all along.
They HAVE to be making her unlikeable.
I know literally the most normie people in the world and even they hate her now.
If GRRM's intention was exactly that then he's a much better writer than people give him credit for.
If Daenerys ends up being Queen and we're supposed to like her then fuck George and fuck DnD.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oOUQX0uamw&t=231
That accent holy shit my dick
>>70437999
>8000+ years old
>throws plasma grenades worse than a 10 year old little leaguer
No wonder they thought creating ice monsters was a good military strategy.
>>70436134
>>70436169
Hound is coming back
Are interior conflicts allowed in the Kingdom of Westeros? For example, if Vale and declare war on each other over the control of a village on their borders, will the Iron Throne accept this? Will the King try to intervene?
>>70438003
No they dont physically get out with a plow and till the earth but most make their money off farming. See House Tyrell
>>70438018
>They HAVE to be making her unlikeable.
What makes you think that?
>>70438042
I feel like elven forest beings with nature magic/warging/fire magic should have been easily able to stomp some unwashed savages.
Daily reminder that Aegon V (young griff), legitimate child of Rhaegar and Elia, is still alive and has the rightful claim to the iron throne.
Danyfags BTFO
>>70438050
Each higher level of governance is supposed to impose peace on the lower one.
>>70438084
He's not in the show, he doesn't matter.
>>70438084
Cant wait for him to smash the tyrells in the second battle of Agincourt.
>>70438084
worst character/plotline the fat man has ever come up with
>>70438084
He could make a good king, but he's not a true Targaryen.
>>70438084
BFS.
>>70437953
That's jewish look.
>>70438050
I don't think the king can direcly intervene into stuff like this. He can, however, enforce peace in the war and then move the titles.
>>70436005
>no Ghost
What the fuck?
>>70438142
Bullshit
>>70438084
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>>70438142
nah, him and joncon are great
it's a targ who is actually doing something, which is a great foil to dany, who is just sitting on her ass for the entire book
>>70438084
A E G O N
>>70438050
No, they're not allowed.
As far as i remember if a small house tries to overthrow a great house then it's the great house problem, but that is as far as it goes and it may even be wrong, i'm not completely sure desu.
>>70437647
Well the dress is ridicoulus for her charackter.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10398145
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>>70438174
Blackfyres are the only hope the targs have for continuing the line.
>>70438084
Aegon V is Aegon the Unlikely. Read the books instead of trying to memorise the wiki and you'll probably blend in with the bookfags better
>>70438084
Aegon the Sixth bro, not the Fifth
>>70438084
he smells dornish
>>70438084
>legitimate child of Rhaegar and Elia
lol
>>70438121
what was it?
>>70438080
The first men could outbreed them, possibly. Also steel and raw force.
>>70438142
Absolutely. Im 13 books in? How about that, this totally dead guy is still alive! It's that shit why every secret parantage and HR=HS etc is possible.
>>70436475
under appreciated post
>>70437365
Well, the Unsullied are taken from their families and have literally their dicks cut off as children, so I think that eradicating the people who do that shit is the morally correct choice even if I generally despise Dany.
>>70437670
This is actually a thing in the books
Victarion thinks he's guarded by the Drowned God, so he always wears full-plate armor, as the gods would never let him drown
>>70437899
Robert is an eternal boss, fucked countless women in his life time, overthrew a king, was one of the greatest warriors of all time, and killed the dragon prince ( by fucking caving his chest in with a war hammer)
> b-but he's a cuck
He hated cersi, still fucked her, and cucked her literally to many time to count.
Nigga won the game of thrones.
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