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Emma Stone: so bad at tennis she needed a body double


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>Emma Stone plays tennis icon Billie Jean King in the upcoming movie “Battle of the Sexes” — but sources told Page Six that Stone needed a body double for the sportier scenes, because her skills on the court were subpar. Even personal lessons from King herself couldn’t help Oscar nominee Stone find her game, a source said.

>“Battle of the Sexes” centers on the famed 1973 tennis match between women’s champ King, then 29, and retired 55-year-old Bobby Riggs.

>“Billie Jean herself tried to teach Emma to play tennis, but she was useless, so they got a body double,” said an insider, who added, “Steve Carell, who plays Riggs, is a great tennis player and did all of his action scenes.”

http://pagesix.com/2016/06/02/emma-stone-is-so-bad-at-tennis-she-needed-a-body-double/
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>tennis
>action scenes

Don't know why I kek'd.
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>>70374523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAEuNom72Jo

why do they grunt
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>>70374475

Why are you surprised by this? Emma most likely never played.
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>>70374523
tennis is hard
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stone confirmed for 2nd best emma
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>>70374646
this

tennis is pretty hard
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>>70374647
roberts probably bites her opponents and gets thrown out of the game
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wow what a lazy useless fucking bitch
did aflect use a stunt pilot when piloting the batplane or did he use a stunt double when for the scenes where he took blows from superman?

god I fucking hate women
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Don't remember where I read this, but Thomas Jane had never even thrown a baseball when he was cast to play Mickey Mantle in 61* and I think they did the same thing in a lot of his scenes
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>>70374475

>Actress who probably has never played tennis before isn't good at tennis

Shocking.
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Is it just me or does this sound like it's going to be a fantastic movie?
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>the greatest female tennis player at the time in the full of her prime beat a middle-aged man far past his prime in a match that he most likely lost on purpose to settle mob debts
So empowering.
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>>70374568
Lame attempt to distract opponents that sometimes works, for most, its just habit though.
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>>70374475
Does her vest give her a higher crit chance or something?
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>>70374709
It's the only way a woman can win an athletic competition against a man.
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I don't even get why one can be so bad at it? I've played it few times in the past even against amateur league players. Should have casted someone else.

>>70374695

Butthurt Feminist roastie detected
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>>70374709
they should do a more modern one when some drunk german guy beat both of the williams sisters

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)#1998:_Karsten_Braasch_vs._the_Williams_sisters
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>>70374646
>>70374661
tennis is hard to be good at and takes a lot of athleticism and stamina

what they wanted her to do would not have been hard at all
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>>70374709
>a professional male athlete lost to a girl

lmao
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>>70374475
Doesn't surprise me that she's shit at tennis. She doesn't strike me as a dyke.
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>>70374682
no need to bite on the court when you have razor blades for elbows.
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>>70374475
Based Golden Eagle
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So, who here thinks Serena is on roids?
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>tennis
Why are white people into the most boring sports?
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>>70374855
She does like twinks though.
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Emma Stone is literally meme frog that hates normies
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>gossiping about celebrities
>caring
>knowing about this
>considering this news

You literally represent the worst of our species. Internalize that fact, you waste of oxygen piece of shit.
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>>70374908
I bet he's hung like a pringles can
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>>70374754
Nah its 2+ Stam 2+ Strength leather belt
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>>70374899
what about hockey?

that's my favorite sport and really fast paced
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>>70374899
I assume you're a negroid? American Football is 4 hours long and incredibly dull and Apehoop's number of viewers has been falling for a reason.
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>>70374788
LOL
>Another event dubbed a "Battle of the Sexes" took place during the 1998 Australian Open[33] between Karsten Braasch and the Williams sisters. Venus and Serena Williams, aged 17 and 16 respectively, had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple bottles of ice cold lager."[34] The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park,[35] after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two beers. He first took on Serena and after leading 5–0, beat her 6–1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6–2.[36] Braasch said afterwards, "500 and above, no chance." He added that he had played like someone ranked 600th in order to keep the game "fun."[37] Braasch said the big difference was that men can chase down shots much easier, and that men put spin on the ball that the women can't handle. The Williams sisters adjusted their claim to beating men outside the top 350.
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The irony of course in trying to advertise a progressive (or at least celebratory about women) movie and they've slagged off the main female lead and praised the male one.

Absolutely tip top kek.
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>>70374944
>niggers
>even knowing hockey exists

>>70374949
more white people watch those anyway, check the demographics for yourself
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>>70374899
>he doesn't foxhunt
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>>70374935
Bigger dicks are easier to give quality footjobs too. He's a lucky man.
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>>70374825
She is a woman though. My sister played in high school and the only time I ever played was so she could practice and I was able to smoke her every time and had to dial it back.
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>>70374475
Why don't they use CG tennis balls like the ping pong in Forrest Gump?
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>>70374475
>tennis match between women’s champ King, then 29, and retired 55-year-old
L.M.F.A.O.

Why do women even pretend to be equal to men again?
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>>70374909
Some cute frogs just want to watch the world burn.
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>>70374981
Is your sister cute?
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>>70375003
It's going to be a comedy so I doubt it will take itself too seriously. They aren't making this film to be some dramatic or triumphant film.
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>>70374931
Thanks for keeping us in check there, oh great guardian of human virtue.
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>>70375015
No but that probably doesn't matter to you thirsty motherfuckers
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>>70374475
Billie Jean King is supposed to be strong, athetic
Emma Stone look so tiny in this pictures movie
She don't look like BJ
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>>70375042
lol, you're a piece of fucking trash. Celebrity gossiping, satire-tier piece of shit.
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>>70374965

>niggers
>even knowing hockey exists

You white people should be lucky, they don't. Don't want to have another sport you invented dominated by black people and we all know, if we were to get into hockey, it be over for you.
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>>70375042
it's also not even gossip. gossip is about celebrity's personal lives. this is literally a behinds-the-scenes fact about an actress in a film about how they're shooting the film.
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>>70374475
What's going on with her face?
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>>70375061

Looks like Weird Al
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>>70375060
Does she at least have cute feet?
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>>70375061
she's allegedly been working out
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>>70374475
>Stone needed a body double for the sportier scenes

So, Emma Stone is not a authentic actress
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>>70375081

too much makeup
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>>70374899
not even white but tennis is the patrician's sport.
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>>70375081
it's cute
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>>70375083
She is a lesbian. They tried to ugly Stone up to make her look a bit like her, but not to the extent that it derails the Hollywood lie that lesbians can be hot.
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>>70375110
Emma Stone didn't kill any zombies in real life during the filming of Zombieland. Does that make her inauthentic?
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>>70375104
>she's allegedly been working out

I don't see any results here
Just compare>>70375061
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>>70375072
Blacks don't have enough money to rent/buy equipment and ice time.
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>>70374908
She broke up with him when he came out as trans though.
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>>70375068
Such vocabulary. Clearly you are an educated and eloquent individual that should be held in high esteem. I'm sure you spend your time writing poetry and mentoring inner city youths. How lovely you are. Why I bet you are in the running to be presented with the key to the city, you winner you. For truly, only someone as generous as you would lower himself so as to truck with we your dirty and inferior cousins. How graceful. How so very inspiring.
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>>70375079

It is gossip you piece of shit. You have the sensibilities of a preteen you scumbag anti-intellectual piece of fucking garbage. Go read about physics or history or anything else instead of celebrities you fucking scumbag filth piece of shit. I despise you with every fiber of my being you /pol/ shitposting gossiping piece of shit. Go fucking die. Fucking filth.
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>>70375104

Working out?
Where?
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>>70375038
Wait, they're not? Isn't that the whole point?
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Emma should do a singing movie next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMgZWidqKM
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>>70375241

I'm literally fucking wasted and still three times as intelligent as the second most intelligent poster on this board. If you have any interest whatsoever in anything related to celebrities, you deserve to die. You are the absolute lowest of the lowest of the lowest scum.
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>>70375244
>Go read about physics or history
Is this how you think intelligent people spend their spare time lmao
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>>70375192
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>>70375188
she's not as muscular as billie jean but emma's made some noticeable gains.

emma never used to have much of a butt however she's gotten a big, heavy bottom during the past few months from her exercise routine.
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>>70374691

What's your problem dude?
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>>70375302
>that incredibly transparent insecurity

Yes it is. The point being that there are literally several hundred thousand topics that a vaguely intelligent person would take an interest in before celebrity gossip. You deserve to die. You are fucking worthless. You are a fucking blight, you shitstain piece of fucking garbage.
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>>70375079
I'm just here for dat ass.
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>>70375262
It's listed as a comedy-drama so it will mostly be light-hearted.
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>>70374743
Fuck her shoes nigger, I want to be inside her ass! I want to fuck her in the ass and there's nothing you can do to stop me
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>>70375101
>4chan
Never change anon
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>>70375356
what about her sexual feet
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>>70375291
You're really, really mad. You've posted on multiple threads too.
Really, get a life.
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>>70375365
what if you were her 4 inch tall buttboy who she used to anally masturbate with and whom she stuck into her anus as a buttplug as she walks around?
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>>70374957
>The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park, after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two beers.
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Will the movie talk about how he threw the game?
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>>70375336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S93zTq6CdKg
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>>70375350
>armchair psych
Get off /tv/ and go read some physics lmao
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>it's a "the men on /tv/ get triggered by women" episode
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>>70374783
>why one can be so bad at it?

odds are she just lacks that pro 10k hour level looking swing and hits you see from true pros.

Other sports can cheat angles more. Run a sloppy junk level route in a football movie? Would anyone even notice? Even pro games now are 5+ cameras and speed cuts.

but tennis, most of all back then, was nothing but a camera off to the side filming the action. No where to hide. It's also easy as shit to find a body double for a younger female around her size who plays tennis well. Shoot from a distance and normal over the back tennis angle, never even notice it's not her.
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>>70375419
What if I lick her asshole for a couple of hours and then I relax on the couch while she gags on my dick and I finger her ass?
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>>70375291
>You know there's someone out there that actually believes this
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>>70375528
no, if im gonna worship her feet as a stress toy for her to step on then you have to worship her butt as her little butt toy.
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>>70374647
>In Scream Queens
>that literally has a tumblr inspired scene
Yeah, no.
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>>70374475
mmm dont you love it when little itty bitty booby bitches wear these dresses that show off just how itty bitty they truly are? it gets me big and stiff like you wouldnt believe
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>>70375645
i like women with smaller breasts. i think emma's chest is perfect.
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>>70374647
Anybody with taste already knew that
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>>70375649
That's edited. Kimmel writers don't visit 4chan. Real one says she "looks like she smells like cat piss."
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>>70375553
I ain't doing that shit. She's gonna worship my cock because she craves it like a good whore. If you want to she can tell you all about it once I'm done, you're her good loyal friend who really listens to her
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>>70375608
>watches one 30 second webm
>thinks he understands the entire show
kys
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>>70374898

There is no doubt that "she" is on gear.
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>>70375742
you're not being very fun :/

i just wanted you to participate in my fantasy where she's a goddess and has a bunch of petboys whom she can use and abuse.
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>>70375733
it's real!
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>"accidentally"
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Are they really making a movie celebrating a women's tennis champion beating an old retired man?
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>>70375759

She looks like LeBron James, how has no one done an investigation into it?
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>>70375803
Your beta fantasy will do you no good. Whenever you see a goddess like her you need to think of yourself as an even higher being who SHE wants to worship. Go on and do it anon, I have faith in you!
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>>70375838
based emma
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>>70375838
based demi
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>>70374475
I played tennis in high school. It is much harder than you may think. It is much harder than football and basketball. I'd say it is as hard as wrestling. You have to have the precision of a good basketball shot but without a team and with the solitary intensity of wrestling.

Tennis is absurdly under rated i difficulty.
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>>70375869
that sounds like too much responsibility for me. i just want to live in her shoe and serve her feet forever. it seems much simpler and more relaxing.
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>>70375756
If that's any part of the show, there's probably more of that in the show.
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>>70375838
>"ultra"-conservative
i guess calling people conservatives lost it's boogeyman status so now they have to be "ultra" or "extreme far-right" when they dismiss progressive bullshit
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>>70375838
Emma "Gas The Fags" Stone
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>>70375903
If ol' steve carrell can do it then she can too
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>>70375905
>that sounds like too much responsibility for me
You don't have to do anything, she's the one who has to please you, her tough but fair master.
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>>70375903
1v1 sports are obv gonna be tough, but it looks like emma stone never played sports in her life so of course it'll be harder.
i'm of course speculating but that's what i assume.
carrel liked tennis so he's not really having a tough time with it and can do his own shit.
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>>70375838
>The AIP is best known for its nomination of former Governor George Wallace of Alabama, who carried five states in the 1968 presidential election running on a segregationist platform against Richard M. Nixon and Hubert H. Humphrey.
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>>70375519

good boxing is hard to imitate. old rocky movies are given a pass but boxing movies these days are given a lot of work and a lot is demanded from the actors. i can see why some people would look at emma stone and think she isn't working as hard as she could be.
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>>70375838
BASED EMMA
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>>70375957
Emma Stone is from Scottsdale. They are known here in phoenix for being pretentious and stupid, basically the orange county of Arizona. I'm not surprised. They serve wine in most grocery stores there so that the trophy wives can be drunk all the time.
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>>70375061
>>70375104
>>70375188
She's a lot more toned than she used to be. Normally, she's very thin woman.
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>>70376106
And I meant to say "pic related, what she looked like before working out".
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>>70375914
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>>70376106
The words you're looking for are skinnyfat and lean, not toned.
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>>70375419
I'd like that very much
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>>70376180
>"Your wish is... granted"
>*drags you to hell with Her and She shrinks you*
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>>70375919
Even though it disagrees with my raging heterosexuality, I have suspicions about frog
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>>70374931
First day on /tv/, faggot? Sorry it isnt another capeshit thread
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>>70376239
I'm not scared. You want me to massage your anus for all eternity and I'm going to do it.
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>>70376239
Is that Fort McMurray in the background?
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>>70375681
mmmm
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Who the fuck is Emma Stone?
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>>70376467
hello newpleb
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>>70376467
I'll tell you who she isn't

my gf ;_;
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>>70376384
>If you put out a fire it wins

What did he mean by this?
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>she's unathletic
CUTE
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>>70374899
Black here.
Tennis is based.
You're thinking of golf, hockey, tiddlywinks, or some other shit game.
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>>70376579
>Hockey is boring

DeShawn Lawnchairius please go.
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>>70374475
Why wasn't the ability to play tennis taken into consideration when casting this movie?
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>>70376239
Oh Emma. Stick me to the edge of your bathtub and grind me into dust
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>>70376736
Because the Jews don't care. It's all Jew agents dealing with Jew producers who just want to make more shekels and It's easier just to make a substandard product that the goyim will eat up.
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>>70376736
>5,678 girls who fit Billie Jean king description
>must choose actress
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>>70376736
because it's irrelevant
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>>70376743
>ywn take her out on a romantic date
>ywn cuddle with her on the beach
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>>70376106

too old to be doing this shit, desu
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>>70374475

>Women's champion of tennis plays against a retired elderly man
>important enough historical event to have an inspiring movie made about it decades later
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>>70374475
>Professional tennis player once beat a retired old man 40 years ago
>This is suppose to be a victory for feminism and prove that women are as good as men at everything
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>>70374733

Kill yourself
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Why are so many female tennis players lesbians?
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>>70375553
why is there a turd under her foot?
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>>70377190
You mean female athletes in general?

Because they have abnormally high testosterone. This should be obvious
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>>70374475
Why in the fuck is she even taking this role?
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>>70377248
ywnb the turd under her foot
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>>70377248
it's one of her foot worshipping cuckboys. she's using him as a cushion for her sole.
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>>70374743
why the fuck is the N on her pants backwards?
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>>70377410
russian pants
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>>70374475
I'm sure ILM knows what to do with it !!
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>>70374475
Why does a black woman get played by a white?
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>>70377499
billy jean isn't black tho
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This thread convinced me I need to start working out. Also tennis is hard, that forearm strength is hard to come by. Don't feel bad little froggy.
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>Emma Stone is bad at tennis
>154 replies and 43 images omitted. Click here to view.

Fuck this board.
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>>70376579
wasn't there a tennis girl that huge HUGE tits and then chopped them off?
something halep
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>>70377593
>something halep

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>70377593
nevermind found her
Simona Halep
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>>70375608
link?
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>>70377569
This thread is better than:

>capeshit threads
>star wars threads
>/GOT/ general
>video game movie threads
>youtube e-celeb threads
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The above threads constitute 95+% of /tv/. As such, this thread is most likely superior to whatever garbage threads that you like to post in.
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>>70377499
Wait, a woman whose name consists of "Billie" and "Kaing" isn't black?
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>>70377593
Y tho?
The counterweight on the two handed backswing would murder.
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>people are complaining about the pictures of Emma Stones feet
back you go
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>>70377677
WE WUZ BILLIE JEAN KANGS
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>>70377698
redditors are sheltered from /tv/ culture because they spend on of their time hiding in generals.
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she became a sexy musclegirl for the movie
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>>70377569
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>>70375079
She looks good.
I wish I was an attractive woman who could wear different things and look so nice.
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Gingers always have a bad body smell
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>>70377784
give a cuteness warning next time please
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>>70377821
Her hair is naturally blonde
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>>70377888
What a fraud.
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>>70377834
I spoilered it!
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:D
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>>70377569
Go back to redit
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>>70377293
Because maybe it sounded fun. And Emma Stone always does well in comedies like this.
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>>70378021
>the waifu who finds new ways for you to obsess over her
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>>70375210
plus his Divergent movies haven't been doing too great
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>>70378105
She wants to hurt you with her big, powerful bottom. Go to pornhub and look up "butt drops". She wants to buttdrop your face with her large, round, firm, unyielding bottom.
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Why would they grab this tennis match to make a film on? If they try to maintain in neutral and a-poltical it can probably come down to just a tennis flick, but given the theme it will probably will be bloated with muh-wymen equality shit, and if that is the case, it will probably get shunned as everyone knows this is a special and pretty unsuporting case considering the context.
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>>70378021
I like how she switches her hair
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>>70375608
>>70375914

what scene would that be?
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>>70378185
It's a comedy so it will be relatively light-hearted. Maybe serious at times but overall very nonchalant.
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>>70376239
Hnggggggg
I wish

>tfw no succubus gf
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Why are women's soles so sexually charged?

Women's feet were built for sex. And women KNOW this. That's why they spend so much money making their feet look like candy. That's why they love showing their bare, naked, exposed soles on public. They're signaling to men that they're fertile and ready to breed
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>>70376239
I like how forward Demen Emma behaves
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Why is she always wearing tight pants?
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Does she have social media

Someone tweet her the archive of this thread so she can read it
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>>70378749
she is not on twitter or instagram
another reason why she is literally perfect
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>>70378740
When she goes for a run, she's trained you to recognize that she's about to run, so you stick your head into her anus and her sphincter closes tightly around your neck and you're sealed in. This way, she knows you're anchored to her butt and you won't fall out of her big bottom when she's running.

>Wearing shows with no socks
Her footslaves in each shoe probably love being pressed against her bare foot with no troublesome sock to get in their way of kissing her foot.
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>>70378690
and then she goes to the gym and does squats and her tight pants press so tightly against you and crush you so hard you can hardly breathe until she stands up again and she repeats over and over while it gets slipperier as she gets sweatier and the air gets thicker and it gets so hard for you to breathe
and then when shes walking down the street randomly she will clench her butt cheek muscles and squeeze and squeeze for as long as she can while you try escape from her butt crack or at least get your head out so you can breathe
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>>70378819
I love that because it means she's not totally normie. However, it would be nice to be able to get her to read threads like this and see her response.
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>>70375742
This is even cringier than buttboy anon. I feel like I'm reading a comment on a porn video.
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>>70374647
This is fact
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>>70378892
She is but it's all under a fake name. I've seen the goods.
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>>70374908
>>70374908
>this is what women want

/fa/ > /fit/ I guess.
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>>70375335

It will go away.

She needs to keep the routine up for years to have lasting impact.

And it's merely perkier.

>big, heavy bottom

Cmon.
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>>70375256
Have you not seen her new ass?
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>>70375335
I would worship her ass
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>>70379021
Women have different tastes. I've had women say they only liked ripped guys, say they only like thin guys, say they like soft chubbier guys "because they're built for cuddling", say they think guys who dress well are fags, say they only like guys who dress well.
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>>70375072
You guys should work on boxing instead. Blacks have been getting assblasted by Eastern Europeans and Brits for a while now.
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>>70376420
>White text
>on top of white shirts

Shoot yourself pleb.
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>>70379358
wow look at this no life loser lmao thinks hes an artist go away lol
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>>70374788
I still cant get over the fact that i was thrashed by every girl in tennis training when i was 10y old
I literally couldnt swing the child racket with one hand.
Still hurts senpai
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>>70374743
>you will never be a normal dude that doesn't get manipulated by base bitches flashing a little tits or ass for attention
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>>70379783
You will be, though.
Haha rekt
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>>70374974
He was and he is bi btw
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>>70374647

easily best emma
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Emma Stone > Emma Watson > Emma Roberts
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>>70380068
a CUTE.
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>>70374475
>“Battle of the Sexes” centers on the famed 1973 tennis match between women’s champ King, then 29, and retired 55-year-old Bobby Riggs.

She only won because she was 26 fucking years younger then him and had studied his earlier game against a (30 year old) gal which he had won.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Sexes_(tennis)

"Muh womyn's empowerment!"...
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>>70380196
>She only won because she was better than him
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>>70379783
That anon is clearly not interested in her breasts or butt. Wanting to be a cute girl's insoles means that guys as footlover.
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>>70380381
*a cute girl's insole means that guy's a footlover
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>>70374475
>Battle of the Sexes
>movie celebrates a young athletic woman beating an old man twice her age in a sport he used to excel at
>meanwhile, the other times the matches went in the men's favor remain unmentioned
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>>70380068
Domestic abuser. Cannot be trusted.
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>>70380242
>being better than someone 26 years older then you

So brave

So powerful....

I cant... even...

Its just sooooo moving!
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>>70380162
I know he's a nigger and all, but he's right.
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>>70380242
>the average women on earth is smarter than current Einstein
>w-what does it matter that he's been dead half a century, women smart women smart!


Beating up an elderly at tennis ain't much an achievement.
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>>70380457
A 1 year old is 26 years younger than a 27 year old but I bet the 27 year old would still win in a tennis match ;)
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>>70380162
For once youre right Krager
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LADS


>>70380502
>A 1 year old is 26 years younger than a 27 year old but I bet the 27 year old would still win in a tennis match ;)

ebin XD
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>>70380443
>he doesn't want his waifu to beat him up once in a while

top pleb
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>>70380439
>Muh misandry
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>>70380520
>>70380542

stop posting worst emma in the best emma thread please
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>>70380530
>Women can do everything just as good as men, maybe even better!
>By the way ladies, I'm single. ;)
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>>70374647
i would let emma beat me up shrink me into a tiny man and eat me whole
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>>70380576
>>70380570
>>70380542
Definition of white trash.
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>>70380682
>42% voted for the option that gives them gay sex 80% of the time

/tv/ pls
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>>70380682
>the creator of this image knows emma watson is so much more superior they have to add gay sex to dissuade voters.
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>>70380682
that pic is outdated
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>>70380808
/Tv/ is really gay so the gay sex must have drawn in more voters

>>70380820
How so?
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>>70380756
Tv loves boypussy
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My goddess.
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>>70375177
Very true. You know, I doubt that she was even from Wichita.
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>>70380682
Bump
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>tfw you will never be dommed by all three emmas
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She needs a good tan
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>>70381339
Can we all agree Emma looked her best in Easy A and Zombieland?
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>>70382730
No she doesn't, her natural paleness is the best.
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>>70382937
Yes. Up untill she started working out. Nigger.
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>>70378093
kek, underrated
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>emma stone thread
>"BEST EMMA" Roberts dominates

JUST
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>>70374691
Chill
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>>70374957
is there video of this?
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>>70375210
I'm normally not interested in man ass, but I'd utterly wreck the one on the left's boipussi if given the chance.
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>>70380235
Yeah, I wish she was taller too

>Actually, I wish I was being crushed between Michelle Trachtenberg's thick, pale thighs while she rides my face to warm herself up until she's wet enough to take my big nordic pole, because she craves that hot Aryan load and can't wait to carry my blonde babies. But that's neither here nor there.
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>>70374475
Now imagine a Nadal/Djokovic/Federer (pick your poison) against top1 women. I'd pay good money to see that guy getting his manhood destroyed.
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>>70386551

Why are there so many illiterate foreign posters on /tv/ these days?
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Is it safe to say that Stone won the Battle of the Emmas? Watson hardly has a career anymore, her movies after Harry Potter all bombed and Roberts is doing only small roles and television these days
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>>70386601
Maybe it's you who's blind. Ever considered that? Women's tennis right now is better than men's by far in case you were wondering (and yeah, i've been following it almost religiously). The technique they display on the field could swipe easily one of those three guys without too much effort.
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>>70374743
must be insane having sweaty fat mexicans taking constant pictures of whilst hiding in bushes.

how is it not stalking!?!
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I think Emma is an attractive lady, and I would take great pleasure in having dinner with her. Wouldn't #Stone her.
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>>70378093
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>>70386663

Look I'm all for Europeans, Mexicans, Brazilians, Asians discussing Kino because frankly foreign language kino is very good, however you don't make any sense
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>>70386625
Stone is doing a shitflix show next year.
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>>70386663
Serena Williams doubted that she could take a point against Andy Murray if he was playing seriously.

Are you retarded?
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>>70377593
What a shame desu
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Why do they need to make a movie on this event? They have actual footage of the press conferences and the entire match available. This film is pointless.
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>>70387028
what a cunt
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>>70387028
i imagine those would be bit of a nuisance while playing tennis
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dumb frogposter
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>>70376943
>>70375003
>>70375856
guys plz
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>>70379518
Prime belly
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>>70387799

It's too bad about the retarded tattoo. She would have been good looking.
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>>70388521
ikr
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>>70374475
I was going to chimp out over this retard casting but I realized it doesn't matter. They are making a movie about tennis. Why? No one asked for this. No one wants this.
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>>70375432
BASED
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>>70388762
more like entire life autism lel
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Emma S is my favorite one
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>>70389316
>>70389478
i don't think it's possible to reason with him, he simply hates women more than anything
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>>70374475
It's like pottery.
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i was gonna contribute to the thread because i love tennis and i have a massive crush on emma stone. but I see the mod is having an episode so I realize id probably get banned for making a real post. ill just sage and back away slowly. thanks mods for ruining my favorite board! you managed to turn one of the funnest and creative places on the internet into a 24/7 comic book/game of thrones doldrums.
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>>70389516
He's a true believer.
Can't be reasoned with, shamed, or embarrassed.
Jan "work" is what he was born for
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>>70374475
Who's going to play the Williams sisters in the actual battle if the sexes? Where some shitty make tennis player destroyed both of them back to back.
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>>70374475
>Steve Carell, who plays Riggs, is a great tennis player and did all of his action scenes.
I don't know why but this made me smile
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>>70389678
Those topics bring in more normal posters and in turn raise the price of the sites ad space.

Jannies are working hard for that money
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>>70374957
Braash fell to 350th like two weeks after the match.
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>>70390074
That doesn't make that story any less funny though
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Non-GoT thread=dead

gg janny. Maybe sanpai mod san will finally pay attention to you
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>>70374957
Came into the thread to see this posted and get a laugh. Dude was a washed up bum and a smoker for christ sake.

Get this new wave feminist political shit out of our films.
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>>70374908
He's not a twink, he's an otter.

Know the difference.....
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ITT: bunch of dumb frogposters
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>>70374908


Compare the legs >>70375061
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>>70375838
>implying she's not just frogposting
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>>70374475
yeah that tan needs to go
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Demon Emma >>>>>>> Angel Emma
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>>70376541
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>>70391469
that pic of emma is from several years ago. this is more recent.
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>>70392204
Truth
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>>70392251
my eyes hurt looking at her pale skin

how can you be so pale while living in fucking California?
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>>70392718
by being a literal goddess and not ruining your skin by being in the sun without sunscren

tan skin is literal cancer and it looks gross.
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>>70392788
>tan skin ... looks gross


GaY
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>>70392917
pale = better
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>>70392917
she unironically looks like shit t.b.h.
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>>70392917
she honestly would look better green
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>>70374957
>The Williams sisters adjusted their claim to beating men outside the top 350.
haha
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>>70392917
Found the shitskin
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>>70374475
How hard would be to find an athletic lesbian? Like go to any high school gym coach in America.
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>>70374475
>be the best in tennis for 3 years in a row
>get old
>owed money to the mafia
>let everybody bet on him
>tell the mafia he'll lose to pay his debts
>lose

WOMEN POWER! TAKE THAT, BOYS!
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>>70388651
I agree fuck tennis
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>>70392917
Hnnnnnnng frogface never turned me on before.
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>>70393498
pleb
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>>70380162
Emma Roberts>2*>Emma watson = Stone
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>>70393535
I'm sorry you're in denial about your homosexuality.
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>>70375286
She IS doing a singing movie next.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_La_Land_(film)
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>>70392917
MUH DICK
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>>70375335
>dat thong outline


unf
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>>70375838
BASED EMMA
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>>70377955
what a qt3.14
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>>70378105
Prety juicy

thank God she started working out
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