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>>70304595
old
We don't know if umber is tricking ramsay
Promise me Loras, Tommen!
Nth for Shireen
1st for wildfu
First for Euron
No more shilling for Spotify this time.
first for maisie
nth for Rightful Queen of Westeros
>>70306155
Let's hope valyrian armour comes with a breastplate stretcher
>>70306146
she looks like my cousiness.
would passionately fuck against the wall/10.
>>70306106
>her daddy was deposed
"deposed" means you aren't king anymore therefore she is the heir to nothing
Targ females don't inherit anyway, this was established after the dance of the dragons.
>chaos isn't a ladder, i am the chaos, the first and the last. I am the Vale, from the fingers to the bloody gate. The North in my right hand, the Crown in my left, i am Westeros, come and see.
Get rekt plebs
>>70306161
I just want to face fuck her purple and award her by eating her pussy and painting her toenails.
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70306165
>Rightful Queen of Westeros
>>70306171
>"deposed" means you aren't king anymore therefore she is the heir to nothing
Deposing someone is an illegal act
>Targ females don't inherit anyway
They do if there are no male heirs around
>>70306171
>All male claims take precedence over female claims
Is not the same as women can't inherit
>>70306189
Problem, Usurper?
Dany got 3 dragons and thousands of men, she will wipe the floor easily in westeros.
>>70306137
So he just didn't feel like vowing?
I don't feel strongly about any of the bands in the selection.
Anyway, hold that door for me, would you?
>get biggest wilding retard possible
>hodor would have been ideal but he r.i.p.
>full Valyrian plate armor
>Valyrian chainmail at joints
>Valyrian dome helmet with no eyeholes
>Valyrian blade welded to each vambrace
>swing randomly as you run forward
E A S Y M O D E
A
S
Y
M
O
D
E
Was this the biggest cockblock episode of all time?
When Jaime was riding his horse up those stairs that was such an "America fuck yeah" moment.
But Margaery and Tommen just had to get cucked by the sparrrows (literally ISIS)
Cersei and Jaime are unironically the good guys now. wow.
Can't wait till Ser Robert Strong JUST tortures the High Sparrow's shit up desu senpaitouchy.
>MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY
>.............................................
BWAHAHAHAHAHA XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLj73YAGQRo
>>70306225
(farts)
>>70306225
>show Jaime
>>70306137
We have leaks; we know he's not tricking Ramsay.
>>70306199
>Deposing someone is an illegal act
Tyrants be salty
>>70306182
>calls people trash
>unironically listens to country and whatever the fuck classic rock is
>>70306241
I kept hearing it as "Magnus".
>>70306165
eyebrows?
>>70306225
Why couldn't they cast a teenaged Jaime?
>>70306241
His speech wasn't bad. I'd murder some religious shits for him.
>>70306225
DELETE THIS
>>70306224
Sure bud, sure.
>no long beard
>doesn't look skinny
Why, /got/?
This and the 3ER. Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
>>70306263
MADNUSS
>>70306256
Stay mad
>don't use spotify
>can't find my spirit animal
>>70306203
indeed. targs use agnatic-cognatic primogeniture, dont they? While the lannisters seem to use an agnatic system where the eldest related male inherits, i.e Kevan after Tywins death - or is that just because Jamie is KG and has renounced all inheritance and title? not sure
>>70306248
Paste them?
>>70306189
>>70306295
Don't let the worms tickle your ass lmao
>>70306285
He does look pretty skinny to me
>>70306256
>Judges commonplace term Classic Rock
>When he could be judging "Bro-Country" instead
What will you do when Daenerys dumps thousands of horseniggers on Westeros?
Post music you want to hear, when CIA saves Sansa and John.
>>70306285
>Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
They look better without beards
>>70306297
sam hyde really let himself go
>>70306310
Wildfire their asses
Blackwater 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>70306311
Rains of Castamere acoustic edition.
>>70306230
>implying Bran gave Hodor a choice
>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>70306298
There's historical precedent for completely ignoring the claims of women, but Robert ignored all of that and claimed the throne through his Targaryen grandmother
>>70306295
nice music, dad
>>70306310
Open my gates for them and let them culturally enrich me
>>70306331
I really hate you people, I know it's for a laugh and shit, but I want to punch you all in the fucking gabber.
>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkqhcPnE5J4
>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws
Full song obviously
>>70306250
Prove me wrong fucker
>none of you faggots got tormund
kek
>>70306298
In the books Cersei is the Lady of the Westerlands, but appoints a relative as castellan as she refuses to leave King's Landing.
In the show they don't seem to have addressed it, although the last episode it seems to have been given to Jaime after he got taken out of the KG.
>>70306179
underrated
so first daario mentions having 93 ships just like euron has 93 ships and now he mentions them needing 1000 ships right after euron mentions 1000 ships..
why are dnd spoonfeeding us this hard?
is euron=daario confirmed?
>>70306182
>Bro-country
Like this shit?
Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
>>70306238
>>70306355
r u blind my man
RIGHTFUL
>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clndZD_beQA
>>70306158
you're just mad you got Dany you faggot
>>70306310
>horseniggers
>surviving the 'narrow' sea crossing
that sea is many hundreds of miles, and when you put soldiers on ships historically, things have tended to go wrong.
so if its realistic, more than half the dothraki will die on the crossing, while those that survive will be so weakened by the voyage they get btfo by the forces meeting them at their landing (because you cant hide 1000 ships)
but we all know this wont happen. all 1000 ships will make it across, all dothraki will survive and come ashore 150% fighting fit with all their horses (lol) and will also come ashore completely unapposed, because noone in westeros noticed their supersneky fleet
>>70306390
Dragons > everyone else
>>70306374
I dont know what this even means
I just picked Cash and Dylan
How do I get thighs like this? Squats, lunges and donkey kicks aren't cutting it.
>>70306391
>and when you put soldiers on ships historically, things have tended to go wrong.
You what
God-tier
>Robert Baratheon
>Tywin Lannister
>Sandor Clegane
>Roose Bolton
High-tier
>Karl Tanner
>Oberyn Martell
>Bronn
>Stannis Baratheon
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
>Davos Seaworth
>Walder Frey
>Theon Greyjoy
>Mace "The Ace" Tyrell
>Jorah Mormont
>Alliser Thorne
Good-tier
>Khal Drogo
>Jaime Lannister
>Barristan Selmy
>Eddard "Ned" Stark
>Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
>Jon Snow
>Tyrion Lannister (pre dick jokes Tyrion)
>Varys
>Aemon Targaryen
>Tormund Giantsbane
OK-tier
>Bran Stark
>Podrick
>Thoros of Myr
>Gendry
>Eddison Tollett
>Benjen Stark
>Loras Tyrell
>Hodor
>Ramsay Bolton
>Tycho Nestoris
>Renly Baratheon
>Gregor Clegane
Meh-tier
>Robb Stark
>Tommen Baratheon
>Samwell Tarly
>Grey Worm
>Joffrey Baratheon
>High Sparrow
>Qyburn
>Edmure Tully
Meme-tier
>Tyrion Lannister (post dick jokes Tyrion)
>Euron Greyjoy (show Euron)
>No, Hodor isn't here anymore, his end was god-tier
>Jaqen "Valar Morghulis" H'gar
>"Too old"
>Ink mouth wizard
> ( farts )
Shit-tier
>Janos Slynt
>Robin "Sweetrobin" Arryn
>Olly
>Qarth nigger
>redditors
>>70306355
The algorithm seems fucked up, Mastodon and Black Sabbath are the only bands from those I've been listening to and I got something completely unrelated
>>70306403
same
>>70306225
RREEEEEEE FUCKING KINGSLAYING SHIT
>>70306400
Bran can warg and Euron has a horn that can control dragons, Danny is irrelevant now
>>70306311
Darude - Sandstorm
>>70306409
>Sandor Clegane in God tier
What is this peasant list?
>>70306359
i missed this in the books, bed reading skills or memory retention. either way. but yeah so Lannisters also use agnatic-cognatic primo, but jamie was passed over because he was KG at the time, so Cersei is Lady of Westerlands. Jamie cucked (feel dirty usign this word) big time
>>70306409
>Petyr Baelish not in CIA-tier
One job, anon. One job.
>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEQpsbTPADs
>>70306403
lol I forgot the link. I need to go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4O3Wt_3vo
desu I picked Dylan as well, it didn't give me any classic rock
>>70306423
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS BTFO
>>70306390
btfo
anyone got that pic of emilia clarke in the bath showing off her soft little red soles? it's the only good thing she's done.
>>70306354
KEK
>>70306407
soldiers are not sailors m8
there is a reason why these are two seperate things, even today
>>70306433
Bran is a crippled cuck and Euron's horn doesn't do shit
>>70306295
Wait, I got the same as you. What the fuck is this based on exactly?
>>70306445
implying sandor Clegane is not ubergod tier
>>70306372
yeah dnd mentioned spoonfeeding plot this season, its got to be leading to something.
I just can't figure out if daario is supposed to be euron or victarion.
>>70306478
The horn gives you mouth cancer, it is known
>>70306256
>thatsthejoke.tif
>>70306464
kek I found an even worse one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68
>>70306433
>show plebs
the horn doesnt do shit. Euron gets eaten by the dragons. enjoy.
>>70306485
*uberdog
>>70306256
>t. psychedelic emo here
>>70306400
All it took was some rioting commoners to kill five dragons at the end of the civil war between Aegon II and Rhaenyra
>there are """""people""""" who don't know who to root for in KL
KEK, the Sparrows are clearly the bad guys.
Back to AV club if you disagree.
I am fully okay with this
>>70306525
The High Sanders is not the bad guy!
>>70306525
Name one thing cersei has done wrong in the show since her dad died. You can't.
Mace
https://youtu.be/Dkp3sS4rmIo
>>70306346
t. vietnam fucking shit
>>70306298
/got/ needs more lengthy scenes of bookish heralds debating the nitty gritty of inheretence and ascension law.
>>70306520
Those were cucked dragons who werent even fully grown and/or chained up.
Also those "commoners" had help. They were well armed and knew where to go and how to kill a dragon.
>>70306520
>implying
>>70306525
>somehow implying Cersei is a good guy
How did Sansa's voice get so shit from S4 to S5. Jesus christ I thought her puberty was already over by that point.
>>70306375
>GF turns around
>sees who it is
>Imediately starts sucking his cock
>You try to speak, get angry
>He locks eyes with you
>Does the Dance stare
>Immediately piss yourself and start crying
>They leave together
>You remember it as the greatest day of your life
>>70306568
She got fat. Fat voice is a thing
who /ironking/ here
>>70306567
She dindu nuffin!
>>70306295
>>70306480
i got exactly the same score. wtf?
>>70306295
>>70306480
>>70306603
Brothers, we must unite.
>>70306525
How are the Sparrows the bad guys? Why should degenerate whores like Cersei be in charge?
>>70306567
what did she do?
>>70306625
Robert pls go
>>70306587
Wait there is a ck2 mod? Is it any good?
>>70306525
the sparrows are only being made out to be the bad guys because D&D need to make Cersei out to seem better, and to make their audience forget about S1-S3. The shows are already undoing shit they themselves set up, like Jamie being sick of cersei's shit. thats gone totally out the window. the incest is back on again! praise D&D.
This and last season have been about removing the male leads and replacing them with female ones (war of the 5 queens). Last episode removed Jon, replacing him with Sansa as the leader of the north, the sneks speak for themselves, Cersei is being whitewashed into something good, Tonmen is a total pussywhipped bitch, the only strong men are monsters (ramsey and roose), Brienne teleporting across an africa-sized continent to be the hero
GOT is an absolute mess. i cant wait for the book to come out.
but i fear D&D are now writing it (metaphorically). What we are seeing on screen, we'll get in the new books. fml.
>>70306625
why should smelly uneducated little shitters be in charge?
>>70306544
>>70306625
>wanting the capital to be put under Sharia
""no""
>>70306338
>Robert ignored all of that and claimed the throne through his Targaryen grandmother
I'm pretty sure his Targaryen blood was just something he could use to solidify his claim.
Claiming the throne through one WOMAN, GENERATIONS ago, who had NO CLAIM whatsoever on the throne herself and just happened to be of Targaryen blood makes no sense.
His main claim was the right of conquest.
>>70306645
>Being against sharia
>>70306568
I complained about her fat voice the entire S5 yet nobody seemed to agree
She looked like shit too, at least in S6 shes somewhat better so far in both looks and acting
Ramsay a cute
>>70306639
It's okay for the first 60 or so years then all the characters you're playing the game for are dead and are replaced with nobodies. The way they changed the mechanics are fun though. Worth a try if you have CK2, I'd pick it up in a sale if you don't already have it though.
Will Lancel die this season?
>>70306639
It's very good. Could be sold as a 20 dollars DLC tbqh.
Even the far east of Essos is fun to play, ton of flavor event.
Miss me yet, /got/?
>>70306639
Yes
in my game some random dothraki went apeshit
>>70306661
Abdul pls go
>>70306675
yeah desu, at least people died with him in charge.
>>70306666
>>70306568
>>70306587
Puberty my dudes
>>70306682
Dany is that you
>>70306682
wew
>>70306706
I assasinated that bitch long time ago.
Reforming ghiscari empire
Why the fuck no one can go to Valyria exactly?
>>70306645
>>70306643
>>70306635
>>70306629
>>70306550
ITT: Hillary shills.
We get it - Cersei is stronk womyn, so no matter how many people she has killed, tortured starved or imprisoned, no matter how man decent men she betrays or stupid decisions she makes, no matter how many psychotic children she enables or how many of her direct male relatives she fucks...somehow, she is still a good person.
Fuck off.
>>70306372
Yes, literally, get hype for the krakenbowl.
>>70306706
>Dany
>actually conquering
>>70306726
get a job you dirty commie, it's not the system's fault you're a fat disgusting neet
Why does Braavos have a roller coaster?
ayy
>>70306738
>a literal mary sue that commands an army of dick-less men
>not feminist pandering
lmao
>>70306738
I'd let her conquer my dick
nobody cares about your spotify shit by the way.
>>70306639
its nothing like CK2 vanilla, so be warned. Blobbing is almost impossible in this game, and as a westerosi you cannot properly conquer mongol (dothraki) lands, so you cant blob into the dothraki sea and are limited to the edges. Best thing to do is start in like essos, but use the "house customiser" to make yourself a westerosi family (this is a feature, and its awesome) and start your empire in essos instead of getting involved in the 'game' in westerosi. the mechanics are annoying as shit in westeros with all countries *temporarily* becoming independent when a rebellion happens or even when you declare war. its bullshit and its just to facilitate the 'game' where rebellions happen lots and families hate eachother for generations
>>70306391
>supersneky
So you're saying Daenarys will join forces with the Red Priestesses, then join forces with Yara, they'll all sail to Dorne and join forces with the Sand Snakes.
After conquering the South, they'll declare Sana wardeness of the North.
Tyrion will say "truly, it was a dance of dragons", Varys will emerge from the shadows, "more like a game of thrones"
>wink
>rainsofcastamere.wstl
>credits
>>70306146
She looks like my girlfriend's sister when she was thin. Would still fugg her thicc pussy if I could get away with it though
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70306554
we'll keep having them until people realise how it works
>>70306169
>>70306775
>these guys are talking about the same person
so how many characters have been killed so far? is anyone keeping score?
>>70306769
>Blobbing is almost impossible in this game,
Its easy if you play the game like its supposed to play.
Spreading your dynasty.
>tfw someone doesn't hold the door near me
>>70306701
>20 years old
>puberty
>>70306758
It's an aqueduct
>>70306244
He is literally going to the river lands now with an army.
Friendly reminder that Jorah is literally next finished character we will never see again.
>>70306807
I held the door for a qt this morning.
She totally wanted my dick
>>70306769
I only play it because it doesn't have conclave's annoying "features" tbqh
>>70306639
I like it. Remember when Howland "the manlet" Reed killed Arthur Dayne in honorable single combat
>>70306298
What >>70306359
said is correct. Can someone remind me though, in agnatic-cognatic primogeniture, do brothers/uncles inherit over female children? I can't remember.
Jamie seriously need to pop Tommen in his faggot fucking mouth god damn. The kid's a massive pussy and listens to whoever gave him the most recent order, Jamie has to nut up and assert MLG gorilla dominance over that little dude ASAP. "I AM YOUR DAD YOU RETARD, WE CAN JUST KILL THESE DUDES IF YOU STOP BEING A RETARD." The Lannisters are M I L L I O N A I R E S just pay literally any fucking street mob to wreck the "several hundred" Sparrows in the city. Do the books explain how this cuckoldery is going on or is GRRM even worse than I imagined possible?
>>70306758
they like to party
>>70306802
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/entertainment/game-of-thrones/
Bran married some old fart
>>70306874
wtf
Bran isn't gay
>>70306675
Yes I do very much ;_;
welp, got Danny on the spotify thing, although I don't have an account so I had to pick like 3 artists I hardly ever listen to from that short list they had there
time to kill myself
I like the duality between Jon and Dany they're setting up.
Dany is the conquerer, she's brought ancient civilizations to their knees and left their society in tatters before she moves on
She takes the greatest gifts and destroys them, she sacrificed Silver, for her Khal, she sacrificed her sanctity for blood magic. She'll sacrifice friends if need be
She can't give birth, no dynasty will come from her conquering Westeros, it's simply the end
Whereas Jon is the ultimate symbol of life, he's Jon Twiceborn, coming back from the dead despite being stabbed.
He was a bastard, thrust into the frozen wastes with the dregs of society, but now he's a lord. Everything that Dany feels is her right is because of her last name. Everything about Jon is what he's earned for himself.
I think we're being set up for a clash, and Dany will be the bad guy
>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLqKSv1F42A
>plays CIA in TDKR
>plays the closest thing to the CIA in GoT, along with Varys
Pottery.
>>70306881
Im not sure if you can even marry same sex in this.
It might be a bug
>>70306887
But anon
You are the rightful king and have dragons
>older brother got to be King
>younger brother is a Time Lord
>sister joined the Dark Brotherhood
>"half-brother" pulled a Jesus
She's got to have a shitload of midi-chlorians in her blood. Queen of Westeros when?
>>70306881
>>70306881
>Bran isn't gay
>>70306639
>take the iron throne as stannis
>hold tommen captive, execute other lannisters
>get assassinated after a week
>shireen is crowned
>people rebell for tommen while he is in my dungeon
>try to execute him
>council is disconent
>council wont fucking let me execute
fucking shit, I should have disabled conclave
>>70306823
There isn't one in the shot of the actual city though.
>>70306770
makes sense. they will conquer Kings landing, execute Tonmen, Jamie and Lord Tyrell but let Cersei remain Lady of the Westerlands and allow margaery to return to highgarden with her grandmother
>>70306467
I don't know why, but this shot reminds me a lot of artwork with Aegon the Conqueror on the Iron Throne.
>>70306920
>The only interesting thing about her is the scenes where she isnt there
>>70306904
>implying Littlefinger isn't CIA who traveled to Westeros to become the Big Guy to confront Bane once again.
>>70306858
kek'd, good post
>>70306858
Correct, sir.
>>70306295
lmfao you fucking dadrocks, when will you all finally fucking die so your overrated shit """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""classics""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" can die with you?
>>70306898
>Jon Twiceborn
>>70306931
that's not the entire city though
>>"I should be the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
>"To accomplish this, I will slaughter the innocent people I want to rule over and replace them with filthy foreign hordes of backward shitheads who I have to convince that slavery isn't cool along the way."
>"Surely, the seven kingdoms will be as grand and prestigious as ever once I replace everyone with literal horse lords."
What could go wrong?
>>70306988
Hell no!
>>70307015
fire and memes
>>70306256
Hell yeah motherfucker.
>>70306988
>t. indie nu-male
>>70306855
'daughters before uncles' IIRC
Think that was part of the Alys Karstark plot. She's the rightful heir but her uncle is trying to kill her so he can get it.
This general seems dead
>>70306244
The Dorne subplot in season 5 was a fanfiction by Bryan Cogman that he got D&D to produce
>>70307039
>those musical choices
>Jaime "the patrician" Lannister
How?
>>70307050
Why is that?
>>70307015
>implying she won't send the dothraki back after she's done winning
>>70307034
>Dany
>time machine
???
>>70306106
Question, since i've not really watched this season yet. Does Jon know he's supposed to be King in the North right now? Or have D&D skipped that particular detail?
>>70306137
this show isn't capable of pulling that off.
>>70307050
200 posts in 50 minutes is dead?
le mysterious faceless memer
>>70307098
The North Resembles
>>70307039
>Eurodance
>EDM
>Pop Rock
>>70306988
What is dead may never dies
Only rises again harder and stronger
Faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF0F7BBWokY
>>70307111
>Who listens to fucking trance music of all things?
>Nobody.
>>70306239
>thinking margaery is getting cucked by sparrow and not playing the GoT.
>>70306758
>>70306931
>>70306996
Yeah, doesn't Braavos also control a sliver of the coastline?
Why is this episode rated so low in particular? I mean, I don't disagree with it, but I thought that all of S5 was pretty shit.
>>70307154
she kind of is getting cucked by the Sparrow since he's going to end up having a legit convert in Tommen.
>>70307169
Sansa's agency
>>70307169
Because nothing happened
>>70307091
You mean Robbs will? No, it hasnt been mentioned
Sansa is pushing for Jon to lead the north though, implying that despite being a BASTID he still has a better chance at rallying the north than Sansa
FUCK YESS
reminder that Sansa married Ramsay.
effectively making her Sansa Bolton.
they even consummated the marriage on the night of the wedding.
Sansa Bolton is a traitor to the north.
All Boltons must die.
Is there a resource for major differences between the show and the books? Stuff like Valyria and the Sorrows being merged etc, info from the show to disregard when reading the books.
>>70306898
I need a reason to justify my hatred for dany. She's so damn annoying, thank you.
>>70307169
Because people got upset at the least gratuitous rape scene ever committed to film.
>>70307202
I want to be your friend
>>70307169
>Why is this episode rated so low in particular?
>no main characters in the episode
>>70307202
>proud to be a cuck
>>70307210
westeros.org has done an episode guide with all the book to screen changes, you could look through that if you've got a couple of hours to kill, and I know you do.
>>70307202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck
which genre combo will get cia?
>>70307232
Oh, wait. It's season 5. Never mind.
>>70307202
>>70307226
CUZ TRAMPS LIKE US
If you woke up tomorrow in the Game of Thrones with 5,000 M16s and this infograph, who would you try to rape first, and why?
>>70306182
>bro country
Jump off a bridge
>>70307249
Of course I do :^)
Thanks
>>70307202
>>70307111
>>70307039
>tfw cant do these because I can only pick 3 since I dont even recognize or listen to all the choices
>>70307273
CIA
>>70307273
Obviously I'd go rape cersei
she's supposedly the hottest lady in westeros and I'd get off on ravaging a stuck up princess bitch like that
>>70307273
No one. Rape is bad.
I would find Sansa and serve her.
why did he struggle trying to pick up a valyrian sword??
>>70307320
>cersei
same
>>70306659
Robert's claim was that he and his brothers were the last remaining heirs of Aegon V now that Viserys and Daenerys (children) were in exile and everyone else was dead. If it was just conquest, Jon Arryn would have taken the throne. He controlled their armies. Robert's legal hold on the throne was through his grandmother, and that meant throwing out the "no female inheritance" precedent
>>70307273
how m i supposed to carry 5000 assault rifles?
>>70307273
I'd go stop Stannis from killing Shireen.
>>70307273
bugger the waif into oblivion until she's more cum than woman.
>>70307338
Because he's a fat fuck
>>70307199
Gotcha, thanks.
Think it's likely they're holding it back to lend validity to his leadership if/when he agrees?
>>70307273
Take over Lys
Enjoy nice weather
Be far from the Others
Fuck valyrian girls all day erry day
>>70307111
The playlists they've created for the characters are amusing.
>Stannis starts off with "Love Will Tear Us Apart" and continues straight into "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"
>Joffrey's list of full of angsty 14-year old emoshit
>Bran has "What's My Age Again"
>>70307346
You also get a wagon.
>>70307338
because he's an out of shape fatman. valyrian steel is lighter and stronger, but it's comparatively lighter.
>>70307273
Do I get 5000 supply of M16s because they break down all the time?
Can I get a kalasnikov instead? Much easier to carry
This entire season is giving me a god damn strong-female-character-gasm and it's AMAZING.
>>70307320
Only good choice
>>70307169
>Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
>Sansa is bowed and bent and broken
Oh Bryan
>next episode is The Broken Man also written by Bryan
What ruse will he pull now
>>70307396
hhhnnnngggg
>>70307388
No because Russia doesn't exist in GoT.
>>70307433
The Hound is completely mended.
>>70307459
and america does?
>>70307459
but america does?
>>70307459
>there are no bears in GoT
I dont even want to go there
>>70307273
>that picture
>what is visual hierarchy??
>>70307475
>>70307481
America exists everywhere, friend. Maybe read a book once in a while?
>>70307475
>>70307481
>implying the common tongue is not USAian
He knows
>>70307367
I dont remember if there was a "Robb wants to legitimize Jon" scene on the show at all
They might go about it some other way
>>70307517
>english
>USAian
i fucking cant anymore
>>70306855
> do brothers/uncles inherit over female children?
No, daughters come before uncles, though it doesn’t make sense considering the feudal setting.
For example, the order of succession of House Stark was;
Eddard
Robb
Bran
Rickon
Stansa
Arya
Benjen
Due to Jaime being a Kingsguard, he was out of the running, as was Tyrion when he became an outlaw, thus the order of succession of House Lannister would have been;
Tywin
Cersei
Kevan
>>70307486
>what is the bear and maiden fair?
>>70307273
Become a weapons merchant in Essos and make a shitton of bucks selling "magical crossbows that goes through any shield or armor" and with that money I use it to expand in other areas like fishing, the textile industry, money lending and what not.
After that I just retire at the age of 40 and live the rest of my life in my comfy mansion in Braavos.
>>70307510
I hate Americans.
t. Russian
When are we getting the giant spider? Could they have spent the White Walking budget more wisely? I'm entirely bored of them. And why didn't they at least give Benjen some spooky black contacts?
>>70307510
>>70307517
>>70307536
doesnt matter when you have plastic guns, kalashinov is superior
>>70307547
I want you out of my country by tomorrow morning.
>>70306225
>short hair
What
the
fuck?
>>70307549
Benjen looked more like he had frostbite rather than being a reanimated quasi-wight.
>>70307510
>>70307517
>>70307536
FUCKING AMERIFATS
rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70306285
>Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
Because everybody looks kinda the same with a beard and that doesn't work well on a tv show.
>>70307481
>>70307475
Is that a fuckin joke? Like do you even think before you talk or are you too busy circle jerking to anti-America porn, that you can't even be bother to check your fucking facts.org?
Who singlehandedly brought down your ever precious soccer cunts, FIFA? It wasn't the fucking UN. It was America. When an earthquake or other natural disaster hits an underdeveloped country, and countries desperately need supplies and foreign aid, who do they ask for help from first? Yep, America.
When civil wars break out, and awful dictators take over and begin committing atrocities of human rights on their own citizens (like we've seen recently in Syria), who do those civilians beg for help and weaponry from? Fucking America.
When a medical epidemic such as Ebola breaks out and is killing thousands upon thousands of people, and the WHO is nowhere to be found, which country steps up and gives over a 200 million dollars in aid (more than all other countries combined) to the ravaged countries? FUCKING AMERICA.
Oh sure, we haven't landed one of our boys on the moon or won our THIRD fucking world war in a few decades, but that's because we've been too busy helping out in literally every other fucking way that we could. Oh it's also because you cunts haven't sent us any more Nazi, commie, bastards to kill--oh well, besides ISIS, which if my memory serves me correctly, we're leading the fucking world in military strikes YET AGAIN.
You're fucking welcome.
>>70306165
>art is clearly based on show Dany
>those tits
>>70307486
>Tormund brags about fucking a bear
>Brave companions make Brienne fight a bear
>Mormonts live in Bear Island and have a bear on their sigil
>>70307549
We already got frost spiders bro
>>70307599
The wall just got ten feet higher.
>>70307607
The USA is as rich as the Lannisters but run like the Greyjoys.
>>70307527
>wall of corpses
>vale knights at the last minute
i know it's mostly my own fault for reading the leaks, but this season feels kind of anticlimactic. The way things are being tied off for the home stretch and how they seem to be falling into a lof of the cheap cliches the series avoided early on don't give me a lot of hope for the books (if they ever come).
>>70307639
Look, I've been all around the world, and I still think the U.S. is the greatest country on Earth. Not because we have free healthcare or free tuition, but because we have FREEDOM. Freedom to succeed and freedom to fail. Freedom to live and do what we want without overbearing taxes (Europe) or overbearing corruption (Central America) or overbearing racism (Asia) or overwhelming poverty (Africa) or overwhelming religious persecution (Middle East).
>>70307610
do you think Tormund fucked lyana mormont?
>>70307607
>starts the war in the east
>russia hast to clean after the burgers because they cant do it themselves
>>70307549
No giant spiders in the show, only Others ride them and the Others aren't in the show.
And I doubt "Blue Andal and the Craster's Sons" troupe will find some by the end of the show, they're terrifyingly slow.
>>70307654
:-DDDDD
>>70307607
>implying america doesn't fund and support at least one party in any civil war to create instability
>implying america isn't backing ISIS
>>70307527
Nilfgaard allied with the Boltons?
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/game-of-thrones-season-6-next-episode-7-s06e07-the-broken-man-features-writer-s-favourite-sequence-a7057906.html
GET HYPE
>>70307542
that doesn't sound right
source?
>>70307376
Stannis' is spot on
>Farewell to this land's cheerless marches
>Hemmed in like a boar between arches
>Her very Lowness with her head in a sling
>I'm truly sorry but it sounds like a wonderful thing
...
>And so I checked all the registered historical facts
>And I was shocked into shame to discover
>How I'm the 18th pale descendent
>Of some old queen or other
roller and the old gods seem to be somewhat useful, but did the seven do anything ever?
in the books or the show, I cant recall any moment when the faith in the seven did something
>>70307677
You play checkers, but we've been playing chess for years.
>>70307683
it's the karstark sigil
>>70307669
>the Others aren't in the show.
uwotm8?
>>70307677
The Saudis are backing ISIS with american supplied arms
The Americans are sending their own special forces to die fighting against ISIS.
It's just about keeping things unstable enough that they can keep bleeding Iran at a slow drip so the Jews don't cry and wail too much.
>Daily reminder that Benjen, Daario and Euron have all appeared as seperate actors in seperate places this season.
>>70307666
Nothing you say is relevant because you're a communist which also makes you wrong every time.
>>70307698
or is it?
>>70307677
>>70307673
>>70307666
The US is the most moral nation of the western world. We are the only one's that fought a war to end slavery, the only ones that conquer land and then return it to the people rather then holding it as a vassal state, hell compare our revolution to the barbarism of the French for example. While the US makes mistakes, it has always led the way in terms of right and wrong and set an example for the world - a moral leader.
>>70307733
Why don't they cast Based Preston?
>>70307724
There is so many problems with your comments but I'll target this. You know nothing. Pizza as most of the world sees it is an American creation, even the "Sicilian" style you might like. Pizza from Naples is the closest and is very good. But comparing it to "little Caesars" is stupid. It's like comparing Burger Kings BBQ sandwich to actual barbecue. I hate to tell you but the US makes the best "pizza" as you probably think of it.
>>70307749
America is the #1 country on the planet, don't worry about these scrubs.
>>70307685
>inb4 it's Sansa giving an adapted mix of Wyman's and Wylla's speech
>s-sorry about what happened to her is season 5, l-look how badass the ladies are
>>70307039
Got exactly the same
>>70307749
>We are the only one's that fought a war to end slavery
>having to fight a war to end slavery in your own country
>>70307651
GRRM loves doing the 'last minute rescue' meme in big battles, see for example Tywin rescuing KL from Stannis lat minute at the Blackwater, there was another big one but I can't remember off the top of my head
>>70307764
I've been to Italy and can confirm. Italian pizza is fucking stupid.
Do you know why Stannis is still alive in the books?
Because Grum hasn't even started to write the Winds.
>>70307773
That doesn't sound to bad tbch
>>70307763
Because Preston died in the Kings Landing riots
>>70307795
>Tomorrow...
>>70307749
Others just voted against it.
before you
>>70307766
Shhh!! The insecure countries need their circle jerk.
We got the most robust economy, we make 33%-50% more than the average European, we pretty much invent a good chunk medicines and technologies, their media is probably being slowly dominated by us - you gotta give them something. It even seems their source of national pride revolves around the USA. So give them this.
It's like that little brother who had some oxygen deprivation early on, so he's not quite right. Go along with whatever they says and make them feel special.
>>70307712
Yeah, that's a son of Craster, they also call them White Walkers in the show.
It's not an ancient deadly giant-spider-riding ice elf-wraith.
>>70307787
Battle at the Wall, Stannis arriving at the last minute to save the Night's Watch.
>>70307803
Then how is he still making youtube videos?
>>70307787
Stannis saving the Wall from the wildlings?
>>70307815
>that's a son of Craster
You don't know that. Could be older or from another village.
> they also call them White Walkers in the show
WW are others
>It's not an ancient deadly giant-spider-riding ice elf-wraith.
It sure is famm
>>70307808
Sorry but this is factually incorrect, America was the first nation with freedom in history. And they call US uneducated LOL
>>70307786
I can tell by your image that you're a communist, please stop spreading propagana here or else I'll show Putin those retweets on your account.
>>70307829
he spoopy ghost now
>>70307845
dawwww <3 <3 <3 :33
>>70307815
White Walker is the name the show uses for the Others, genius.
>>70307869
>>70307869
>>70307869
new bread
>>70307864
BASED GHOST PRESTON
can someone please post the leaks?
>>70307817
>>70307838
Thanks anons. Brain no work good today
>>70307809
>THE WORLD'S MOST ROBUST ECONOMY HAS $19.1 TRILLION IN DEBT?
>>70307871
>White Walker
Das raciss
>>70307859
The UK abolished slavery before the US, without the need for a civil war, seems preferable to me.
>>70307749
>We are the only one's that fought a war to end slavery
While most countries ended slavery without a war, like civilized people
>>70307939
most of the world did. The U.S was one of the last civilized nations to abolish the act.
They're savages
>>70307749
>fought a war to end slavery
>didn't abolish slavery until war had been going on for 4 years
>currently has 25% of the world prison population working in private prisons for 5 cents an hour to subsidise industry
>>70307979
>U.S
>Civilized
pick one
>/got/ has turned into /mu/ and /int/
jdimsa
>>70307859
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_Abolition_Act_1833
>The American Civil War was a civil war fought from 1861 to 1865
>>70308024
Touche
I don't even listen to death metal
>>70308027
is this your first day here?
>>70307340
> Robert's legal hold on the throne was through his grandmother, and that meant throwing out the "no female inheritance" precedent
Except it wasn’t thrown out, as females could inherit if there was no other male in the DIRECT family line and that exactly what Robert (that is, Jon Arryn) used to justify his claim to the Iron Throne.
1. King - Aerys Targaryen
2. Son of the king - Rhaegar Targaryen
3. Grandson of the king - Aegon Targaryen
4. Second grandson of the king - Jon Snow
5. Second son of the king - Viserys Targaryen
6. Third grandson of the of the king - Rhaego Drogoson
7. Granddaughter of the king - Rhaenys Targaryen
8. Daughter of the king - Daenerys Targaryen
9. Grandson of the king's aunt - Robert Baratheon
10. Son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Gendry Waters
11. Second son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Edric Storm
12. Second grandson of the king's aunt - Stannis Baratheon
13. Third grandson of the king's aunt - Renly Baratheon
14. Daughter of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Mya Stone
15. Daughter of the second son of the grandson of the king’s aunt - Shireen Baratheon
(Note: the above assumes all bastards are legitimized)
>>70308095
Do I need Spotify to do that test?
>>70307686
>that doesn't sound right
>source?
GRRM.
>>70306179
Here's your prize
>>70307139
I chuckled
>>70307034
>walking human time machine like bran
>cripple
>>70307749
Great Britain banned slavery and foughts wars to end it in other nations.
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