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>>70304595
old
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We don't know if umber is tricking ramsay
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Promise me Loras, Tommen!
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Nth for Shireen
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1st for wildfu
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First for Euron
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No more shilling for Spotify this time.
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first for maisie
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nth for Rightful Queen of Westeros
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>>70306155
Let's hope valyrian armour comes with a breastplate stretcher
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>>70306146
she looks like my cousiness.
would passionately fuck against the wall/10.
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>>70306106

>her daddy was deposed

"deposed" means you aren't king anymore therefore she is the heir to nothing

Targ females don't inherit anyway, this was established after the dance of the dragons.
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>chaos isn't a ladder, i am the chaos, the first and the last. I am the Vale, from the fingers to the bloody gate. The North in my right hand, the Crown in my left, i am Westeros, come and see.
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Get rekt plebs
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>>70306161
I just want to face fuck her purple and award her by eating her pussy and painting her toenails.
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First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
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>>70306165
>Rightful Queen of Westeros
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>>70306171
>"deposed" means you aren't king anymore therefore she is the heir to nothing
Deposing someone is an illegal act
>Targ females don't inherit anyway
They do if there are no male heirs around
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>>70306171
>All male claims take precedence over female claims

Is not the same as women can't inherit
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>>70306189
Problem, Usurper?
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Dany got 3 dragons and thousands of men, she will wipe the floor easily in westeros.
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>>70306216
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>>70306137
So he just didn't feel like vowing?
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I don't feel strongly about any of the bands in the selection.

Anyway, hold that door for me, would you?
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>get biggest wilding retard possible
>hodor would have been ideal but he r.i.p.
>full Valyrian plate armor
>Valyrian chainmail at joints
>Valyrian dome helmet with no eyeholes
>Valyrian blade welded to each vambrace
>swing randomly as you run forward
E A S Y M O D E
A
S
Y
M
O
D
E
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Was this the biggest cockblock episode of all time?

When Jaime was riding his horse up those stairs that was such an "America fuck yeah" moment.

But Margaery and Tommen just had to get cucked by the sparrrows (literally ISIS)

Cersei and Jaime are unironically the good guys now. wow.

Can't wait till Ser Robert Strong JUST tortures the High Sparrow's shit up desu senpaitouchy.
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>MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY
>.............................................

BWAHAHAHAHAHA XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLj73YAGQRo
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>>70306225
(farts)
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>>70306225
>show Jaime
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>>70306137
We have leaks; we know he's not tricking Ramsay.
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>>70306199
>Deposing someone is an illegal act

Tyrants be salty
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>>70306182
>calls people trash
>unironically listens to country and whatever the fuck classic rock is
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>>70306241
I kept hearing it as "Magnus".
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>>70306165
eyebrows?
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>>70306225
Why couldn't they cast a teenaged Jaime?
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>>70306241
His speech wasn't bad. I'd murder some religious shits for him.
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>>70306225
DELETE THIS
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>>70306224
Sure bud, sure.
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>no long beard
>doesn't look skinny

Why, /got/?
This and the 3ER. Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
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>>70306263
MADNUSS
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>>70306256
Stay mad
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>don't use spotify
>can't find my spirit animal
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>>70306203
indeed. targs use agnatic-cognatic primogeniture, dont they? While the lannisters seem to use an agnatic system where the eldest related male inherits, i.e Kevan after Tywins death - or is that just because Jamie is KG and has renounced all inheritance and title? not sure
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>>70306248
Paste them?
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>>70306295
Don't let the worms tickle your ass lmao
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>>70306285
He does look pretty skinny to me
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>>70306256
>Judges commonplace term Classic Rock
>When he could be judging "Bro-Country" instead
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What will you do when Daenerys dumps thousands of horseniggers on Westeros?
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Post music you want to hear, when CIA saves Sansa and John.
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>>70306285
>Why do D&D hate long beards so much?
They look better without beards
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>>70306297

sam hyde really let himself go
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>>70306310
Wildfire their asses

Blackwater 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>70306311
Rains of Castamere acoustic edition.
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>>70306230
>implying Bran gave Hodor a choice
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>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
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>>70306298
There's historical precedent for completely ignoring the claims of women, but Robert ignored all of that and claimed the throne through his Targaryen grandmother
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>>70306295
nice music, dad
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>>70306310
Open my gates for them and let them culturally enrich me
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>>70306331
I really hate you people, I know it's for a laugh and shit, but I want to punch you all in the fucking gabber.
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>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkqhcPnE5J4
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>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4G8IlNYgws

Full song obviously
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>>70306182
>>70306230
>>70306238
>>70306295
>>70306304
see>>70306158
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>>70306250
Prove me wrong fucker
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>none of you faggots got tormund
kek
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>>70306298
In the books Cersei is the Lady of the Westerlands, but appoints a relative as castellan as she refuses to leave King's Landing.

In the show they don't seem to have addressed it, although the last episode it seems to have been given to Jaime after he got taken out of the KG.
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>>70306179
underrated
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so first daario mentions having 93 ships just like euron has 93 ships and now he mentions them needing 1000 ships right after euron mentions 1000 ships..

why are dnd spoonfeeding us this hard?
is euron=daario confirmed?
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>>70306182
>Bro-country
Like this shit?
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Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
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>>70306238
>>70306355

r u blind my man
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RIGHTFUL
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>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clndZD_beQA
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>>70306158
you're just mad you got Dany you faggot
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>>70306310

>horseniggers
>surviving the 'narrow' sea crossing

that sea is many hundreds of miles, and when you put soldiers on ships historically, things have tended to go wrong.

so if its realistic, more than half the dothraki will die on the crossing, while those that survive will be so weakened by the voyage they get btfo by the forces meeting them at their landing (because you cant hide 1000 ships)


but we all know this wont happen. all 1000 ships will make it across, all dothraki will survive and come ashore 150% fighting fit with all their horses (lol) and will also come ashore completely unapposed, because noone in westeros noticed their supersneky fleet
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>>70306390
Dragons > everyone else
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>>70306374
I dont know what this even means
I just picked Cash and Dylan
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How do I get thighs like this? Squats, lunges and donkey kicks aren't cutting it.
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>>70306391
>and when you put soldiers on ships historically, things have tended to go wrong.
You what
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God-tier
>Robert Baratheon
>Tywin Lannister
>Sandor Clegane
>Roose Bolton
High-tier
>Karl Tanner
>Oberyn Martell
>Bronn
>Stannis Baratheon
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
>Davos Seaworth
>Walder Frey
>Theon Greyjoy
>Mace "The Ace" Tyrell
>Jorah Mormont
>Alliser Thorne
Good-tier
>Khal Drogo
>Jaime Lannister
>Barristan Selmy
>Eddard "Ned" Stark
>Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
>Jon Snow
>Tyrion Lannister (pre dick jokes Tyrion)
>Varys
>Aemon Targaryen
>Tormund Giantsbane
OK-tier
>Bran Stark
>Podrick
>Thoros of Myr
>Gendry
>Eddison Tollett
>Benjen Stark
>Loras Tyrell
>Hodor
>Ramsay Bolton
>Tycho Nestoris
>Renly Baratheon
>Gregor Clegane
Meh-tier
>Robb Stark
>Tommen Baratheon
>Samwell Tarly
>Grey Worm
>Joffrey Baratheon
>High Sparrow
>Qyburn
>Edmure Tully

Meme-tier
>Tyrion Lannister (post dick jokes Tyrion)
>Euron Greyjoy (show Euron)
>No, Hodor isn't here anymore, his end was god-tier
>Jaqen "Valar Morghulis" H'gar
>"Too old"
>Ink mouth wizard
> ( farts )
Shit-tier
>Janos Slynt
>Robin "Sweetrobin" Arryn
>Olly
>Qarth nigger
>redditors
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>>70306355
The algorithm seems fucked up, Mastodon and Black Sabbath are the only bands from those I've been listening to and I got something completely unrelated
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>>70306403
same
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>>70306386
KING
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>>70306225
RREEEEEEE FUCKING KINGSLAYING SHIT
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>>70306400
Bran can warg and Euron has a horn that can control dragons, Danny is irrelevant now
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>>70306311
Darude - Sandstorm
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>>70306409
>Sandor Clegane in God tier

What is this peasant list?
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>>70306359
i missed this in the books, bed reading skills or memory retention. either way. but yeah so Lannisters also use agnatic-cognatic primo, but jamie was passed over because he was KG at the time, so Cersei is Lady of Westerlands. Jamie cucked (feel dirty usign this word) big time
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>>70306409
>Petyr Baelish not in CIA-tier
One job, anon. One job.
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>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEQpsbTPADs
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>>70306403
lol I forgot the link. I need to go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF4O3Wt_3vo

desu I picked Dylan as well, it didn't give me any classic rock
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>>70306423
TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS BTFO
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>>70306390
btfo
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anyone got that pic of emilia clarke in the bath showing off her soft little red soles? it's the only good thing she's done.
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>>70306354
KEK
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>>70306407
soldiers are not sailors m8
there is a reason why these are two seperate things, even today
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>>70306433
Bran is a crippled cuck and Euron's horn doesn't do shit
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>>70306295
Wait, I got the same as you. What the fuck is this based on exactly?
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>>70306445
implying sandor Clegane is not ubergod tier
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>>70306372
yeah dnd mentioned spoonfeeding plot this season, its got to be leading to something.
I just can't figure out if daario is supposed to be euron or victarion.
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>>70306478
The horn gives you mouth cancer, it is known
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>>70306256
>thatsthejoke.tif
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>>70306464
kek I found an even worse one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68
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>>70306433

>show plebs

the horn doesnt do shit. Euron gets eaten by the dragons. enjoy.
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>>70306485
*uberdog
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>>70306256
>t. psychedelic emo here
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>>70306400
All it took was some rioting commoners to kill five dragons at the end of the civil war between Aegon II and Rhaenyra
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>there are """""people""""" who don't know who to root for in KL
KEK, the Sparrows are clearly the bad guys.
Back to AV club if you disagree.
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I am fully okay with this
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>>70306525
The High Sanders is not the bad guy!
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>>70306525
Name one thing cersei has done wrong in the show since her dad died. You can't.
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Mace
https://youtu.be/Dkp3sS4rmIo
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>>70306346
t. vietnam fucking shit
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>>70306298
/got/ needs more lengthy scenes of bookish heralds debating the nitty gritty of inheretence and ascension law.
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>>70306520
Those were cucked dragons who werent even fully grown and/or chained up.

Also those "commoners" had help. They were well armed and knew where to go and how to kill a dragon.
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>>70306520
>implying
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>>70306525
>somehow implying Cersei is a good guy
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How did Sansa's voice get so shit from S4 to S5. Jesus christ I thought her puberty was already over by that point.
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>>70306375

>GF turns around
>sees who it is
>Imediately starts sucking his cock
>You try to speak, get angry
>He locks eyes with you
>Does the Dance stare
>Immediately piss yourself and start crying
>They leave together
>You remember it as the greatest day of your life
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>>70306568
She got fat. Fat voice is a thing

who /ironking/ here
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>>70306567
She dindu nuffin!
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>>70306295
>>70306480
i got exactly the same score. wtf?
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>>70306295
>>70306480
>>70306603
Brothers, we must unite.
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>>70306525

How are the Sparrows the bad guys? Why should degenerate whores like Cersei be in charge?
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>>70306567
what did she do?
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>>70306625
Robert pls go
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>>70306587
Wait there is a ck2 mod? Is it any good?
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>>70306525

the sparrows are only being made out to be the bad guys because D&D need to make Cersei out to seem better, and to make their audience forget about S1-S3. The shows are already undoing shit they themselves set up, like Jamie being sick of cersei's shit. thats gone totally out the window. the incest is back on again! praise D&D.

This and last season have been about removing the male leads and replacing them with female ones (war of the 5 queens). Last episode removed Jon, replacing him with Sansa as the leader of the north, the sneks speak for themselves, Cersei is being whitewashed into something good, Tonmen is a total pussywhipped bitch, the only strong men are monsters (ramsey and roose), Brienne teleporting across an africa-sized continent to be the hero

GOT is an absolute mess. i cant wait for the book to come out.

but i fear D&D are now writing it (metaphorically). What we are seeing on screen, we'll get in the new books. fml.
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>>70306625
why should smelly uneducated little shitters be in charge?
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>>70306544
>>70306625
>wanting the capital to be put under Sharia
""no""
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>>70306338
>Robert ignored all of that and claimed the throne through his Targaryen grandmother

I'm pretty sure his Targaryen blood was just something he could use to solidify his claim.

Claiming the throne through one WOMAN, GENERATIONS ago, who had NO CLAIM whatsoever on the throne herself and just happened to be of Targaryen blood makes no sense.

His main claim was the right of conquest.
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>>70306645
>Being against sharia
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>>70306568
I complained about her fat voice the entire S5 yet nobody seemed to agree

She looked like shit too, at least in S6 shes somewhat better so far in both looks and acting
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Ramsay a cute
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>>70306639
It's okay for the first 60 or so years then all the characters you're playing the game for are dead and are replaced with nobodies. The way they changed the mechanics are fun though. Worth a try if you have CK2, I'd pick it up in a sale if you don't already have it though.
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Will Lancel die this season?
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>>70306639
It's very good. Could be sold as a 20 dollars DLC tbqh.

Even the far east of Essos is fun to play, ton of flavor event.
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Miss me yet, /got/?
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>>70306639
Yes

in my game some random dothraki went apeshit
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>>70306661
Abdul pls go
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>>70306675
yeah desu, at least people died with him in charge.
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>>70306666
>>70306568
>>70306587
Puberty my dudes
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>>70306682
Dany is that you
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>>70306682
wew
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>>70306706
I assasinated that bitch long time ago.

Reforming ghiscari empire
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Why the fuck no one can go to Valyria exactly?
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>>70306645
>>70306643
>>70306635
>>70306629
>>70306550

ITT: Hillary shills.

We get it - Cersei is stronk womyn, so no matter how many people she has killed, tortured starved or imprisoned, no matter how man decent men she betrays or stupid decisions she makes, no matter how many psychotic children she enables or how many of her direct male relatives she fucks...somehow, she is still a good person.

Fuck off.
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>>70306372
Yes, literally, get hype for the krakenbowl.
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>>70306706
>Dany
>actually conquering
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>>70306726
get a job you dirty commie, it's not the system's fault you're a fat disgusting neet
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Why does Braavos have a roller coaster?
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ayy
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>>70306738
>a literal mary sue that commands an army of dick-less men
>not feminist pandering
lmao
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>>70306738
I'd let her conquer my dick
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nobody cares about your spotify shit by the way.
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>>70306639

its nothing like CK2 vanilla, so be warned. Blobbing is almost impossible in this game, and as a westerosi you cannot properly conquer mongol (dothraki) lands, so you cant blob into the dothraki sea and are limited to the edges. Best thing to do is start in like essos, but use the "house customiser" to make yourself a westerosi family (this is a feature, and its awesome) and start your empire in essos instead of getting involved in the 'game' in westerosi. the mechanics are annoying as shit in westeros with all countries *temporarily* becoming independent when a rebellion happens or even when you declare war. its bullshit and its just to facilitate the 'game' where rebellions happen lots and families hate eachother for generations
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>>70306391
>supersneky

So you're saying Daenarys will join forces with the Red Priestesses, then join forces with Yara, they'll all sail to Dorne and join forces with the Sand Snakes.
After conquering the South, they'll declare Sana wardeness of the North.

Tyrion will say "truly, it was a dance of dragons", Varys will emerge from the shadows, "more like a game of thrones"
>wink
>rainsofcastamere.wstl
>credits
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>>70306146
She looks like my girlfriend's sister when she was thin. Would still fugg her thicc pussy if I could get away with it though
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FROM THE DUSTY MESA
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>>70306726
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>>70306554
we'll keep having them until people realise how it works
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>>70306169
>>70306775
>these guys are talking about the same person
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so how many characters have been killed so far? is anyone keeping score?
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>>70306769
>Blobbing is almost impossible in this game,
Its easy if you play the game like its supposed to play.

Spreading your dynasty.
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>tfw someone doesn't hold the door near me
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>>70306701
>20 years old
>puberty
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>>70306758
It's an aqueduct
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>>70306244
He is literally going to the river lands now with an army.
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Friendly reminder that Jorah is literally next finished character we will never see again.
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>>70306807
I held the door for a qt this morning.

She totally wanted my dick
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>>70306802
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>>70306769
I only play it because it doesn't have conclave's annoying "features" tbqh
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>>70306639
I like it. Remember when Howland "the manlet" Reed killed Arthur Dayne in honorable single combat
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>>70306298
What >>70306359
said is correct. Can someone remind me though, in agnatic-cognatic primogeniture, do brothers/uncles inherit over female children? I can't remember.
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Jamie seriously need to pop Tommen in his faggot fucking mouth god damn. The kid's a massive pussy and listens to whoever gave him the most recent order, Jamie has to nut up and assert MLG gorilla dominance over that little dude ASAP. "I AM YOUR DAD YOU RETARD, WE CAN JUST KILL THESE DUDES IF YOU STOP BEING A RETARD." The Lannisters are M I L L I O N A I R E S just pay literally any fucking street mob to wreck the "several hundred" Sparrows in the city. Do the books explain how this cuckoldery is going on or is GRRM even worse than I imagined possible?
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>>70306758
they like to party
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>>70306802
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/entertainment/game-of-thrones/
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Bran married some old fart
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>>70306874
wtf

Bran isn't gay
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>>70306675
Yes I do very much ;_;
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welp, got Danny on the spotify thing, although I don't have an account so I had to pick like 3 artists I hardly ever listen to from that short list they had there

time to kill myself
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I like the duality between Jon and Dany they're setting up.

Dany is the conquerer, she's brought ancient civilizations to their knees and left their society in tatters before she moves on

She takes the greatest gifts and destroys them, she sacrificed Silver, for her Khal, she sacrificed her sanctity for blood magic. She'll sacrifice friends if need be

She can't give birth, no dynasty will come from her conquering Westeros, it's simply the end

Whereas Jon is the ultimate symbol of life, he's Jon Twiceborn, coming back from the dead despite being stabbed.

He was a bastard, thrust into the frozen wastes with the dregs of society, but now he's a lord. Everything that Dany feels is her right is because of her last name. Everything about Jon is what he's earned for himself.

I think we're being set up for a clash, and Dany will be the bad guy
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>>70306311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLqKSv1F42A

>plays CIA in TDKR
>plays the closest thing to the CIA in GoT, along with Varys
Pottery.
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>>70306881
Im not sure if you can even marry same sex in this.

It might be a bug
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>>70306887
But anon


You are the rightful king and have dragons
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>older brother got to be King
>younger brother is a Time Lord
>sister joined the Dark Brotherhood
>"half-brother" pulled a Jesus

She's got to have a shitload of midi-chlorians in her blood. Queen of Westeros when?
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>>70306881
>>70306881
>Bran isn't gay
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>>70306639
>take the iron throne as stannis
>hold tommen captive, execute other lannisters
>get assassinated after a week
>shireen is crowned
>people rebell for tommen while he is in my dungeon
>try to execute him
>council is disconent
>council wont fucking let me execute

fucking shit, I should have disabled conclave
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>>70306823
There isn't one in the shot of the actual city though.
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>>70306770
makes sense. they will conquer Kings landing, execute Tonmen, Jamie and Lord Tyrell but let Cersei remain Lady of the Westerlands and allow margaery to return to highgarden with her grandmother
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>>70306467
I don't know why, but this shot reminds me a lot of artwork with Aegon the Conqueror on the Iron Throne.
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>>70306920
>The only interesting thing about her is the scenes where she isnt there
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>>70306904
>implying Littlefinger isn't CIA who traveled to Westeros to become the Big Guy to confront Bane once again.
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>>70306858
kek'd, good post
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>>70306858
Correct, sir.
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>>70306295
lmfao you fucking dadrocks, when will you all finally fucking die so your overrated shit """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""classics""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" can die with you?
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>>70306898
>Jon Twiceborn
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>>70306931
that's not the entire city though
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>>"I should be the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms."
>"To accomplish this, I will slaughter the innocent people I want to rule over and replace them with filthy foreign hordes of backward shitheads who I have to convince that slavery isn't cool along the way."
>"Surely, the seven kingdoms will be as grand and prestigious as ever once I replace everyone with literal horse lords."

What could go wrong?
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>>70306988
Hell no!
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>>70307015
fire and memes
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>>70306256
Hell yeah motherfucker.
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>>70306988
>t. indie nu-male
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>>70306855
'daughters before uncles' IIRC

Think that was part of the Alys Karstark plot. She's the rightful heir but her uncle is trying to kill her so he can get it.
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This general seems dead
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>>70306244
The Dorne subplot in season 5 was a fanfiction by Bryan Cogman that he got D&D to produce
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>>70307039
>those musical choices
>Jaime "the patrician" Lannister

How?
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>>70307050
Why is that?
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>>70307015
>implying she won't send the dothraki back after she's done winning
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>>70307034
>Dany
>time machine
???
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>>70306106
Question, since i've not really watched this season yet. Does Jon know he's supposed to be King in the North right now? Or have D&D skipped that particular detail?
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>>70306137
this show isn't capable of pulling that off.
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>>70307050
200 posts in 50 minutes is dead?
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le mysterious faceless memer
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>>70307098
The North Resembles
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>>70307039
>Eurodance
>EDM
>Pop Rock
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>>70306988
What is dead may never dies
Only rises again harder and stronger
Faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF0F7BBWokY
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>>70307111
>Who listens to fucking trance music of all things?
>Nobody.
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>>70306239
>thinking margaery is getting cucked by sparrow and not playing the GoT.
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>>70306758
>>70306931
>>70306996

Yeah, doesn't Braavos also control a sliver of the coastline?
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Why is this episode rated so low in particular? I mean, I don't disagree with it, but I thought that all of S5 was pretty shit.
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>>70307154
she kind of is getting cucked by the Sparrow since he's going to end up having a legit convert in Tommen.
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>>70307169
Sansa's agency
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>>70307169
Because nothing happened
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>>70307091
You mean Robbs will? No, it hasnt been mentioned

Sansa is pushing for Jon to lead the north though, implying that despite being a BASTID he still has a better chance at rallying the north than Sansa
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FUCK YESS
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reminder that Sansa married Ramsay.
effectively making her Sansa Bolton.
they even consummated the marriage on the night of the wedding.
Sansa Bolton is a traitor to the north.
All Boltons must die.
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Is there a resource for major differences between the show and the books? Stuff like Valyria and the Sorrows being merged etc, info from the show to disregard when reading the books.
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>>70306898
I need a reason to justify my hatred for dany. She's so damn annoying, thank you.
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>>70307169
Because people got upset at the least gratuitous rape scene ever committed to film.
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>>70307202
I want to be your friend
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>>70307169
>Why is this episode rated so low in particular?
>no main characters in the episode
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>>70307202
>proud to be a cuck
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>>70307210
westeros.org has done an episode guide with all the book to screen changes, you could look through that if you've got a couple of hours to kill, and I know you do.
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>>70307202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7qhVJIPfck
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which genre combo will get cia?
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>>70307232
Oh, wait. It's season 5. Never mind.
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>>70307202
>>70307226
CUZ TRAMPS LIKE US
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If you woke up tomorrow in the Game of Thrones with 5,000 M16s and this infograph, who would you try to rape first, and why?
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>>70306182
>bro country

Jump off a bridge
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>>70307249
Of course I do :^)

Thanks
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>>70307202
>>70307111
>>70307039
>tfw cant do these because I can only pick 3 since I dont even recognize or listen to all the choices
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>>70307273
CIA
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>>70307273
Obviously I'd go rape cersei

she's supposedly the hottest lady in westeros and I'd get off on ravaging a stuck up princess bitch like that
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>>70307273
No one. Rape is bad.
I would find Sansa and serve her.
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why did he struggle trying to pick up a valyrian sword??
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>>70307320
>cersei
same
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>>70306659
Robert's claim was that he and his brothers were the last remaining heirs of Aegon V now that Viserys and Daenerys (children) were in exile and everyone else was dead. If it was just conquest, Jon Arryn would have taken the throne. He controlled their armies. Robert's legal hold on the throne was through his grandmother, and that meant throwing out the "no female inheritance" precedent
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>>70307273
how m i supposed to carry 5000 assault rifles?
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>>70307273
I'd go stop Stannis from killing Shireen.
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>>70307273
bugger the waif into oblivion until she's more cum than woman.
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>>70307338
Because he's a fat fuck
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>>70307199
Gotcha, thanks.

Think it's likely they're holding it back to lend validity to his leadership if/when he agrees?
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>>70307273
Take over Lys
Enjoy nice weather
Be far from the Others
Fuck valyrian girls all day erry day
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>>70307358
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>>70307111
The playlists they've created for the characters are amusing.

>Stannis starts off with "Love Will Tear Us Apart" and continues straight into "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"
>Joffrey's list of full of angsty 14-year old emoshit
>Bran has "What's My Age Again"
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