Jonsa Edition
>The Pair That Was Promised.
>The Lord's Chosen OTP.
>The Ship of Ice and Fire.
>>70296239
pod is going to put a bunch of little paynes in sansas belly
nth for the one true Queen
>>70297886
Stupid fuck. It won't happen.
>this is what we could have as the Kingsmoot
jdimsa
who else /Euron/ here?
your turning into tumblr stop
>>70298015
But BIG COCK is even better. Everyone lots big cocks.
>>70297990
Yes it will. I fucking predicted tons of shipping at the first hug, so please, stop with your bullshit.
>>70298016
I'd suck his dick
>>70297990
They will find out Jon is Targ and Sansa's panties will get wet.
Sansa will be Queen and there is nothing you can do to stop it
Bastardbowl ep ends with a Dany scene, reminder.
>>70298016
after that new TWoW chapter, i'm in
>>70298058
>it's a Dany being stronk episode ending
>>70298035
Ok shipping but why would d and d do it
>>70297886
What will happen to radmure this season? Is he done for?
SO CIA IS VARYS?
>>70298075
link?
>>70297886
Blackfyre forever
only reason their sigil looks cool
>>70298105
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-damphair-part-1/
>>70298075
this
>Valyrian Steel Armor
>cucking the Reach
>generous af with his plunder
>tying priests to the bows of the fleet for dat magic advantage
based Euron
Ep. 8,June 12: “No One”: Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) finds cause for concern. Cersei (Lena Headey) prepares for the worst. Sansa (Sophie Tuner) takes control. Arya (Maisie Williams) is not alone. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
Ep. 9, June 19: “Battle of the Bastards”: Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) surprises his audience. Jon (Kit Harington) retaliates. Dany (Emilia Clarke) is true to her word. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.
Ep. 10, June 26: “The Winds of Winter”: A queen comes forth. Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe. King’s Landing awaits justice. The Night’s Watch gathers. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.
stop making multiple threads ya shits
This character is the best deviation from canon tbqhwymf
>>70298093
If it follows the books, he'll be kept alive and sent somewhere else to be a more comfortable hostage.
But with D&D, he'll be killed anyway cause fuck Roslin or her being pregnant, they'll all just fight it out to get Riverrun and kill Blackfish
>>70298093
Of course, because he's likeable and attractive, and all hot guys have died. btw I'm femanon (w/ daddy issues)
>I was only 18 years old
>I loved Stannis so much, I had all the flaming heart banner merchandise and watched the show
>I prayed to R'hollor every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Stannis is love" I say; “Stannis is life”
>Danyfags hear me and they call me a faggot
>I know they are just jealous of my devotion for Stannis
>I called them feminist cunts
>The janny warns me and I go to fall asleep
>I’m crying now, and my heart hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Stannis
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “Bend the Knee or die.”
>He grabs me with his powerful Stormlander hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Stannis
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Stannis
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Stannis
>He shouts a mighty battle cry as he fills my butt with his love
>Danyfags walk in
>Stannis looks hithem straight in the eyes and says “Burn Shireen.”
>Stannis leaves through my window
>Stannis is love. Stannis is life.
> ywn get to see her sprinting towards you at the gates of Winterfell with tear in her eyes and feel the squeeze of her bear hug as she leaps into your arms and see the twinkle in her eyes as she stares lovingly into your soul and hear her prattle on about all the things she did while you were away at Kings Landing and tuck her into her wolf pelt after an exhausting day taking her to do all the things she likes and more even though winter is coming and you can't afford to deplete the coffers because you would pay price to see her smile and hear her laugh.
why even live
>>70298156
kek
>>70298093
>Wipe out the Tullys after the Baratheons
They should have been first t b h
>>70298116
>1
H-He almost wrote it right? He's close to ending?
>>70298132
Abandon the waifu thread anon.
Waifu and husbando threads don't last.
Look what happened with the Michael McElhatton thread
>>70298124
>A queen comes forth
who?
reminder: HBO never refers to daenerys as dany in synopsis
>>70298181
Sansa, cause after Jon gets made King of the North, Sansa shall be his Queen
>>70298172
next year
>>70298172
He's released like 1/7th of the book or something already, but I imagine most of what he's released is ADWD shit that got pushed back.
>>70297886
Ok. Lets pretend this """""""happen""""""".
What would be your reaction, /got/?
I mean, a full sex scene between Jon and Sansa season 1 tier.
>>70298181
never refers to edward as ned
>>70298181
Sky TV Germany leaked the titles and synopsis in German. These are just copied from somebody who translated them before they were removed from the site.
>>70297817
what a waste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gRCTPtl-Ks
>>70298223
>S1 sex scene
Nah, fuck that. D&D say fuck it and reveal a full blown fuck scene between Jon and Sansa, all with actual sex. Jon accidentally slips it in her butt and she breaks character for a third of a second before maintaining Professionalism and acting it out.
>Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) surprises his audience
It's fucking Stannis isn't it?
>>70298301
No, it will be Rikkon.
>>70298161
>you will never cut loose her leather armor and reveal her medieval diaper that she has been stewing and brewing in for days, only to have her sit on your face and let you enjoy the magnificent brew in all its glory
Why even live?
Post character that are literally you.
>>70298301
What's the whole description
>>70298301
Better actor than Callorisisie
>>70298338
>implying they're actually going to kill a child on television
Prob going to mock the wildlings by showing Osha.
>>70298338
hows dat a surprise
>>70298347
>tfw probably closest to Sam and hate him
>>70298347
Only 4 days until best boy makes his return.
>>70298378
>>implying they're actually going to kill a child
They have done this a few times now.
>>70298378
They burned a child a kid alive, did you forget?
just realized that Bran from even further in the future is the lord of light using his powers to communicate with others in the past through the fire (since white walkers can't use or manipulate fire magic) and manipulate them in order to gather armies from across Westeros toward the north to fight the white walkers. This is also why in this episode the new fire priestess in Mereen made a point to mention and emphasize the important of the voice from the fire and what it said.>lord of light misleads Stannis into believing he is the one true king
lord of light leads Stannis north to stop the wildlings and the nights watch from killing one another which leads to an alliance and a massive army loyal to... Jon Snow
Lord of light leads Stannis to his death when he decides to attack and try to conquer Winterfell while he's in the north.
Sansa just so happened to be IN Winterfell when Stannis attacked.
Jon gets stabbed to death. Lord of Light resurrects him
Lord of Light tells fire priestess tha Jon Snow is the REAL king and he is precious and must be protected
Jon and Sansa leave to gather an even larger army to the north
Lord of Light apparently spoke to the Vayrs when he was a child and told him his purpose was to bring Khaleesi and her dragons to Westeros.
Literally every motivation the lord of light has had to do everything he's done points straight back to Bran Stark trying to amass an army to the north and protect his family.
Bran whispered to the Mad King
Burn them all! Burn them all! Burn them all!
>>70298347
>being religious
>in the lord of our year, sing of ice and fire year #
>>70298347
>tfw literally Loras irl
>>70298410
>tfw he returns in the books but D&D cut him
>>70298419
Also hung Olly.
>>70298416
>>70298419
That was acting.
>>70298428
Awesome at sports, bisex and handsome af?
Promise me Ned
>>70298419
they hung disemboweled children from a makeshift crucifix
>>70298457
Are you implying that if they kill Rikkon it won't be acting?
>>70298347
Chill Sparrow #97
>>70298378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb3tu5Wfp34
So some random GOTs questions.
When it comes to magic, gods and demons how does it all work?
Are there really gods or demons or is it all man made and natural for this world?
Also if there are/is god(s) are we led to believe from what we have seen their are multiple ones?
Damn, they build up Blackfish's death so hard.
>>70298432
He's already been confirmed you faggot.
Based Ian McShane
>>70298475
>>70298488
Rhllor vs death, the great other. The 7 are fake
>>70298522
he doesnt die
>>70298410
Here comes dat boy
>>70298533
What?
Proof?
>>70298488
Hasn't GRRM said something like 'The presence of magic doesn't prove that a god exists'?
We really don't know if Gods and Demons are real, Bran/Bloodraven is the closest thing we have.
It does feel like the Lord of Light is at least real, but who knows.
>>70298255
>Sir Smee
>>70298557
he will.
the whole Riverlands arc is to present LSH probably.
>>70298568
It's confirmed just like Stannis being alive is confirmed.
ie complete bullshit
>>70298568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acaf3q0du90
GET HYPE
>>70298347
Theon reminds me a lot of myself as a teenager, but I'd say i grew more into a tyrion as I became more confident and took things less personal.
>>70298533
post yfw the mountain is half as tall in their second fight
>>70298161
weirdo
>>70298343
atleast there is one other normal person here
You just know
>>70298596
ian mcsshane let slip that bhe's reviving a character and when asked whether it was jon or the hound, he said "not the former, might be the latter"
>>70298595
Riverlands is to further character assassinate Jamie by making him the 'old friend turned foe'.
>>70298603
>ruse master over here
>>70298475
Not going to answer this, just watch the scene.
>>70298605
>>70298432
U r a fag
>>70298598
HOOOOLY FUCK
IT'S AS CONFIRMED AS IT GETS
>>70298618
Poor little white boy.
>>70298533
>>70298568
All of the leaks and episodes so far this season pretty much confirm it. However, the leaks, which have accurate predicted all the episodes thus far, also state that it won't be this season.
>>70298347
> mfw orphan watching got
>>70298628
That's E10 though. You think she isn't getting to riverrun until after the battle? She is supposed to rally forces for the battle.
frogfu is best
>>70298628
Nikolaj wouldn't let that happen
>>70298598
...MCSHANE?
![fa2d0abbcae54d8f9bbdf2c5e4d95075[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fRdVZAt.jpg "fa2d0abbcae54d8f9bbdf2c5e4d95075[1].jpg")
ARYAAAA
>>70298685
Nah cordyfu is better
There is no Jonsa. She is addicted to my penis, and swore she would only lick my balls for the rest of her life
>>70298685
Look who's come crawling to my thread.
Told you guys waifu and husbando threads get deleted
frogfag BTFO
u r dumbie if u do not want Frogfu pus
>>70298703
Don't stop you've almost got ahold of them
>>70298729
>Wanting someone who exclusively sleeps with black men
>>70298723
shipping is gay, wanting to bang a babo is str8
>u r fagman
>>70298735
retarded fag
>>70298729
>Wanting loose BLACKED pussy
>>70298759
See you after that episode airs and it's not arya
>>70298748
Shipping isn't gay, and at least I have a thread to be a "fag" in.
Faggot
Reminder that Ser Pounce is the Prince who was promised.
>>70298806
that's a cute cat.
>>70298806
>>70298792
retarded fag
>>70298802
I never really paid attention to the heights, but holy shit Kit is a manlet, in the shot from behind Sansa she fucking towers over him.
>>70298825
For Dormer
>>70298806
Reminder that Balerion the cat in the books will get vengeance for Rhaenys by scratching Tommen and getting him sick with shit that'll kill him
>>70298347
Azor Ahai confirmed
>>70298843
>5'8
>5'9
>>70298843
he is a manlet, but she is also an ogre. neither should be
>>70298843
>>70298879
5'8" is not manlet sized.
>>70298843
Yeah, he's a small guy, won't stop his character from smashing Sansa though
>>70298879
>5'9 makes a chick an ogre
Manlet pls go, more manmore kids for me
At what point did you start to get pissed off at the show?
Reply to this post if you want your daughter looks like this
>>70298891
they aren't 1 inch apart.
those heights are not correct
>>70298898
When they butchered the best character in the show,stannis
>>70298806
Hah le memes!
>>70298912
like this
>>70298912
<implying people here will have daughters
>>70298895
she isn't 5'9 or kit isnt 5'8 or both
im still taller than both, hows the weather down there?
>>70298912
i don't get this meme
>>70298898
Season 5 was when it started annoying me a bit.
Reply to this post if you want your son looks like this
>>70298969
Isn't she the girl Walder Frey is molesting?
>>70298912
i would work double shifts to pay for her braces to fix that fucked up grille
>>70298598
>>70298658
>renounced violence
HYPE GONE REPEAT HYPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEEEE
>>70298898
Season 4 for me.
>>70298962
How am I a manlet if I called you out on being a manlet for not liking "tall" chicks?
>>70298935
Stannis is going to die anyway
>>70298992
i want my daughter looks like him
>>70299000
Nah, just his new wife after Cat killed his last delicate flower before dying at the Red Wedding.
>>70299002
>getting braces
good goy
>>70298301
>EEWAN WIGWAM
why the fuck is his name so weird
>>70298898
mance's casting and general portrayal
love triangle between grey worm and misandei
>>70299033
I live near a town called Wigwam.
>>70298898
jaime raping cersei. everyone's forgotten about it but i haven't. fuck d and d
>>70298598
Fuckin cocksucka swidgin does not give a FUCK. Baller move.
>>70298912
Didn't you know saying someone <16 is pretty is considered pedophilic behavior?
> gl in prison kids
>>70298935
RIP best king
REEEEE why haven't THE NORMIES posted their discussion video yet?
>>70299083
She's 18
>>70299123
Fuck off poo in loo shill
>>70299123
Stop talking about those retards.
>>70299032
Calm your autism
>>70299002
> implying they would cast a lyanna with fucked up teeth.
these episode synopsis are a bunch of bullshit.
hound comes back, kills thoros of myr after thoros and his crew fuck up ian mcshane's crew aka the guy that heals sandor
So what actually caused the Doom of Valyria?
It is so interesting i wonder what that place looks like now.
>>70299259
Volcano
>>70299259
Facelessmen fucked with something in the mines and caused some kind of massive explosion is my guess.
>>70299259
is this based off of pompeii
>>70299259
Faceless Men killed the masters who used magics to keep the Volcanoes and shit under control.
Fled.
Volcanoes eventually blew the fuck up with no one to control them
>>70299332
The fucker's 5'6 at best.
Sansa can't possibly be wearing high heels in the snow
STANIS IS ALIVE
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>>70299368
Stannis autist can't even spell his name correctly, Stannisfags confirmed stupid.
>>70299368
FUCK STANNIS
U
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>>70299393
One N in the book
>>70299393
don't group me up with him.
>>70299259
Here's a hint. The exact same thing that happened to Valeria is described as happening to hard home just before.
Almost as if hard home was a test run of it...
>>70299368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcGQpjCztgA
Need a version of this with Dany's face over it.
>>70299368
D
STANNIS IS
E
>>70299437
"Hardhome had been halfway toward becoming a town, the only true town north of the Wall, until the night six hundred years ago when hell had swallowed it. Its people had been carried off into slavery or slaughtered for meat, depending on which version of the tale you believed, their homes and halls consumed in a conflagration that burned so hot that watchers on the Wall far to the south had thought the sun was rising in the north. Afterward ashes rained down on haunted forest and Shivering Sea alike for almost half a year. Traders reported finding only nightmarish devastation where Hardhome had stood, a landscape of charred trees and burned bones, waters choked with swollen corpses, blood-chilling shrieks echoing from the cave mouths that pocked the great cliff that loomed above the settlement."
Damn you're right, I need to reread the books I forgot a ton of shit.
>>70298688
Just like how Ian McElhinney stopped D&D from killing off Barristan with that letter of his?
Do you not think the ice and fire thing is Jon and Dany uniting to fight the great other? I mean Dany has the red god and the dragons and Jon was brought back by the red god ... plus hes the only make stark left once Ramsay kills rickon and bran isn't exactly in a position to do anything other be third crow eye whatever the fuck. Why would it be Jon and sansa? Jon and Dany are technically related so it wouldn't be marriage, just the team up for the war?
This latest episode was one of the worst of the series. So fucking terrible.
>>70298851
It fits
>>70299527
Hardhome was struck by a meterotie
>>70299545
Jon is already Ice and Fire he doesn't need some cunt like Dany. Hopefully she dies before she ever reaches Westeros.
Well?
>>70297886
>>70299574
Could be that too, reminds of me that one in Russia in the 1900s
>>70299574
I dont think just one Metre of tie could do that desu. Depends on the fabric they used i guess.
>>70299585
You can actually bet on that?>tfw about the make an assload of money on RIPodrick
>>70297886
>>>70298338
>>implying they're actually going to kill a child on television
>
>Prob going to mock the wildlings by showing Osha.
You don't watch the show, obviously. Fucking Bannister in our midst. Liar!
>>70299585
If blackfish is on that list, might not be a bad bet. However, I would put my money on Tommen or Ramsay. Both of them should die in either episode 9 or 10.
Why does Tyrion look weird and deformed in the early episodes but looks normal later on
it's clearly peter dinklage but it's like he's wearing makeup or prosthetics to make his face look misshapen
Reminder that Sansa married Ramsay.
Effectively making her Sansa Bolton.
They even consummated the marriage on wedding night.
OFFICIAL LIST OF CHARACTERS THAT ARE INTERESTING LEFT ON THIS SHOW POWER RANKINGS:
1. Benjen
2. Bran
3. Theon
4. Davos
5. High Sparrow
6. CIA
Jamie might be able to make the list but first he has to stop being a fucking pussy and break away from Cersei.
>>70299800
Not canon.
>>70299366
I believe sansa's wearing high heels. She's like 6'0 in that scene. And I think Kit is actually 5'6. Some actors lie about their height.
>>70299800
reminder that Ramsay dies
>>70299800
I have heard that he only fucked her ass.
>>70298124
If Sansa becomes the leader of the Night's Watch I'm gonna 2pac D&D
>>70299821
Hes beaten to death by Jon. With his fists.
>>70299789
Well in Season 1 he had shorter hair for one. It also seemed to be a bit more blonde then. Also his got his scar after Season 2. Those are the only differences I can tell between now and then.
>>70299857
reek?
>>70299811
CIA should be on rank 2 or 4 if you read the spoilers.
Davos? What do you think is he going to do something interesting?
>>70299857
That's the only way she likes it.
>>70299901
>Tommen Sudokus
>not a single named male Baratheon left alive in all of Westeros
Where is the heir?
Could we see alegitimized Gendry?
>>70299901
Isn't she afraid she may accidentally poop into her own mouth?
>>70299923
Stannis.
>>70299895
What'c CIA up to in the spoilers? Crashing something? Possibly with no survivors?
>>70299819
>wearing high heels in the snow
>you somehow know she's 6'0 in that scene
U wot?
>>70298658
It's definitely happening. We get cleaganebowl and r l j in the next few weeks.
>>70299923
legitimizing gendry would create a potential claimant to the throne, no king (or fat queen) would want that
>>70298378
Uhhh
Martyn and Willem Lannister
Shireen Baratheon
Jojen Reed
Lonny
Robert's bastards
Joffrey
Myrcella
Olly
Theyve also shown plenty of dead kids
Butchers Boy
Orphans in Winterfell
Kid Wights(multiple times)
Eddard II
Stannis's sons
>>70299811
Neither Benjen or Bran are interesting.
>>70299259
got pompeii'd
>>70298723
that was a pretty beautiful scene from a perspective of someone who has a strained relationship with their sister.
>>70298421
I like this. The scene implied that wildfire should be used to napalm the frozen gooks. Also it seems like the mad king could be another step in brans self learning to speak and influence people in the past.
Hodor was his first try and he fucked him up good for life.
Mad king could be second attempt, executed little bit better but still flawed and too strong.
Whole red church is then more subtle and gentle approach.
Will blackfish die this season?
>>70299923
No one with the power to would ever legitimize Gendry.
He has nothing to really offer any Lords, he has no real learning and knows nothing of politics or rule or of the kingdoms
>>70299962
Clegane bowl was said to be not happening this season by the reliable leaks. We will see the hound soon and it will be obvious by then it's going to happen.
>>70298156
Appreciated
>>70299956
Just guessing. Would you believe me if I said she's 5'9 in that scene?
>>70299565
Is the image metaphor for something?
>>70299923
Seeing as they combined him with Edric Storm it's possible.
>>70299970
Really? I want to know what Benjen and Bran know. I want to see more flashback scenes from Bran. I think they are pretty interesting simply because they beg a lot of questions.
>>70300007
She is 5'9, so saying she's her height makes sense
>>70297981
>not posting the longer version
>>70300035
That is not Benjen or Bran being interesting though. The only thing about Bran are the flashbacks. Benjen is not interesting.
>>70299970
Let me guess, you're a Dany fan right?
>>70299923
Hopefully that will be the chance for house Tyrell to embrace, extend and extinguish
Team /got/
Tywin
Randyll
Mace the Ace
Daario
>>70299990
That would be ideal for someone like Littlefinger to rule by proxy.
GRRM devoted his entire life to architecturing, building, and delivering his own story. If you spend 10 minutes reading the books you instantly understand there are many more moving parts than you could try to understand. The show has become diluted schlock focused on celebrityism, "who died", and sex. What made him sell out and allow others to rape his vision? Why does a genius capable of writing these books sell out for another x millions of dollars, only to undo everything he was worked for? He will be remembered as hack. He will likely die before penning the last word of the last 7th book, leaving us to the whims of the DnD and the shit they will force feed us in a couple years from now.
>>70299950
>>70299923
>>70299965
Who could even legitimize him if they wanted to? Does Cersei just end up the automatic Queen Regent that gets to do whatever she wants? If Kevan gets bolted they won't even have a Hand in power.
I can't imagine any series of events that would end with Stannis on the throne even if he is alive.
>>70299990
b-but he's my husbando
>>70300149
I know this is b8 but I'd do it for the fucking money too. I don't blame him one bit.
>>70300149
what if never finishing the books was his plan from the start
>>70300124
Why would any Lords support a bastard who knows nothing about ruling and was a fucking peasant?
And who would even legitimize him?
>>70298992
What do you when he turns into this?
>>70300099
Forgot CIA
>>70300166
>Who could even legitimize him if they wanted to? Does Cersei just end up the automatic Queen Regent that gets to do whatever she wants? If Kevan gets bolted they won't even have a Hand in power.
>I can't imagine any series of events that would end with Stannis on the throne even if he is alive.
Think harder. If Tommen, Marg and every Lannister died Stannis gets the throne.
And nobody would legitimize Gendry, he's worthless.
Also realistically Tommen would have some heir already named. GRRM, to say nothing of the show, often left some things unaddressed that would have been quite unrealistic for the time period. Tommen would have an heir in the same way that Robb would have had some talk of marriage before Ned went off to KL. It just would have complicated the plot though so it isn't addressed.
>>70300209
kill it
>>70300166
Once the baratheon line is extinguished the tyrells should (if they're smart) just take over the fucking throne
the lannisters can't match them and the small folk like tyrells better anyway
actually they should have done this awhile ago but I guess they were aiming for a bloodless coup via margaery
>>70300209
He looks better now.
>>70300209
If only he had started estrogen earlier
>>70300149
GRRM is a fantastic world builder, I can't imagine what his wild card roleplaying campaign was like. The issue is he almost seems like he's getting bogged down in it, he just keeps building and building which is why the books haven't come to an end.
Ned should have listened and killed Dany
>>70298016
Does anyone have the pic where he's showing his cock?
>>70300099
>>70300218
And waifu
>>70300281
post >yfw grrm publishes ADoS in 12 years and then the next year publishes a whole decology set during the age of heroes because he's been writing it separately the whole time
>>70298043
he'd still have half the blood of a stark.
>>70300318
Ned shouldn't have listened to Maester Luwin in ep1
>>70300352
Ned should have left Jon with Ashara in Star Fall so he could become Sword of the Morning
>>70300333
But anon he's dying in five years
You wasted those trips
