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old >>70287795
1st for Randyl Tarly
Masters are responsible for:
>Death of the Targ dragons
>Summerhall
>Doom of Valyria
How did Dany know that she needs 1000 ships when she hasn't been informed that her fleet was burned by the Sons of the Harpy?
>>70290187
Where is this in real life?
>>70290210
Holy shit lol
1st for frogfu
>>70290210
CIA told her
>>70290214
Where is this in just fantasy?
>>70290210
wait
>>70290214
>Castell de Santa Florentina in the town of Canet de Mar in the Spanish region of Catalonia.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/spain/articles/game-of-thrones-filming-locations-in-spain/
>>70290210
jesus christ I hadn't even noticed this
DABID
>>70290203
The maesters are innocent, don't listen to peasant lies
>>70290210
drogon told her
Why was Rhaegar so obsessed with the three heads of a dragon? Wasnt the sigil just made up by some of Aegon's bannermen so he can fit in better with the Westerosi?
>>70290210
well for one she doesnt have a fleet in the first place, the ones burned were 3-4 ships, shed still need 1000 ships eitherways
Any leaks yet?
>>70290210
Lmao that scene though.
>previous scene: Someone build me exactly ONE THOUSAND SHIPS
>later scene: I bet we'll need exactly... ONE THOUSAND SHIPS ;^)
>>70290214
>>70290263
The smaller building to the right are real.
nth for Shireen
>>70290210
When she said "wait for me" she went back and checked on the ship.
(farts)
>>70290210
kek
but try to give a bit of credits to D&D... she had 93 ships.
She said she needed 1000, so even without knowing they were burned she still needed more. Doing 11 trips and leave parts of her army behind everytime isn't exactly practical especially when 20% of her army are retards, and 80% are savage retards.
>>70290233
I like missandei and her african titties
>>70290210
>>70290232
>>70290245
>>70290267
Her original fleet, that Daario captured, was only 93 ships. Which would mainly be used for her unsullied and to take supplies I guess.
She has a fuckton of Dothraki, I guess 100k, she knew she needed a lot more
>>70290210
Her fleet wouldn't have been large enough anyways to bring her army to Westeros
Hell, right now there wouldn't be enough ships in the entire Seven Kingdoms to pick up Dany and her entire army if they wanted to
Yara had what? 30-50 ships? And maybe Euron will come with another 200 later?
That's still not enough to drive Dany and her entire army to Westeros
First for Tommen I the Holy.
>>70290210
She knows that she needs a total of 1000 ships. Daario also told her that nobody in the world has 1000 ships, so she knows that she doesn't have enough even if her fleet was burned.
>mfw Loras is the Faith's champion
>mfw Hound is kill
>mfw Hand's Tourney BOWL pt. II
GET HYPE
First for sexiest got character
>>70290291
>Why was Rhaegar so obsessed with the three heads of a dragon?
Prophecy from the Wood's witch, everything she said turned true
>>70290333
*wasn't burned I mean
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YwjvJYuROu
>>70290332
>implying deedee isnt one of ours
GET OUT
Charles Son of Bronn will go on a revenge/murder spree, it'll be awesome
>>70290291
OCD from Targ inbreeding
No Margaery tits? I hate this show.
>>70290210
>>70290232
>>70290245
>>70290267
>showplebs with the attention spawn of a fish
Every time
>>70290332
how is the waif(u) SO FUCKING HOT WITH MAKEUP, BUT TOTAL SHIT in the fucking show
>>70290355
Dubs of good taste
>>70290325
I don't like that casting for Aerys. Doesn't look very "mad". Just some old guy screaming. Looks corny.
>>70290319
I agree, Jewess and Nigress are shows best babes.
Frogfu is our favorite
Tell me about Sam, why does he steal the sword?
>>70290210
She read the script
>>70290355
ayy lmao
>>70290406
t. showpleb
>>70290428
Final fuck you to his Dad, and he knows it will be invaluable when fighting the WW rather than sat on a wall
>>70290406
>David backpedaling and trying to look like he know's what he was doing all along
Every time
>>70290210
More importantly why does Euron think he needs 1000 ships? He has no idea about the current size of her army.
>>70290410
The power of make up is infinite.
>>70290428
Nobody cared who he was until he put on the blak
>>70290437
>tumblr maymays
good post.
>>70290210
show me the scene where she even implied that all her fleet had been burned
typical /got/ sperging over something that never even happened
>>70290428
>steal father's sword
>father now has to personally come and take it from me
>father sees the wight and white walker threat with his own eyes
>father gives me his army and warns the uppermen that a bigger threat is boutta appraoch
>>70290413
Same
There the fuck is his beard?
>>70290475
Which is why Daario must be in contact with Euron. Perhaps using candle communication.
who /waif(u)/ here?
>>70290210
>>70290307
>>70290430
I love how it wasn't even Dany who said it, it was Daario, yet people are using it to shit on her character
>>70290450
>>70290465
>glub glub
>>70290210
poetry
>>70290332
Why do people pretend that reddit likes these girls? They fucking hate the sand sneks. Everyone does.
Promise me...?
>>70290413
True, needs to be skinnier, paler, just generally more like shit.
>>70290428
Because his dad threatened to kill him by hunting him to make him take the black so he wouldn't take the sword, now he has taken the black and the sword, and he is being hunted by his father.
>>70290413
>>70290516
He looks perfect imho.
>>70290475
He knows it's large enough to piss of the rest of Slaver's Bay
>>70290475
I wonder
I'm starting to think they just kill off the good actors simply because they can't afford to have them on the show for long.
>>70290528
bestfu
>>70290428
He's going to lead the NEET uprising.
All the basement dwellers of the great houses who have ever been kicked out will rise under his banner.
>>70290210
Because she had like a 100 ships. Do the math doofus.
>>70290522
I know that what's presented on the show isn't necessarily chronological but he wanted 1000 ships before Kelly C had secured her current army.
How many ships would Ramsay need to get dragons and the dothraki across the great salt sea?
>>70290410
> dat smirk
>>70290210
It was Bran.
>>70290428
Because he's never earned anything in his life. Why start now?
Reminder this guy has Valyrian steel armour, a huge fucking fleet, a horn to control dragons, faceless men working for him, priests of every faith tied up in his dungeon for when he needs them, a weirwood ship that can do fuck knows what, probably a glass candle for all we know, long lost treasure from Valyria, is planning to raid old town and probably get whatever crazy magical items the Hightowers have.
This guy is literally gonna become a God
>>70290307
>1000 is a number someone says to mean alot.
>We need exactly 1000 ships to carry all the warriors, I've done the math.
>Trying so hard to pick holes that you have to be a dumb-dumb bumblefuck
>>70290210
thread ruined
cast him
>>70290658
Why do plebs insist on asking redundant questions?
>>70290528
Not Frogfu level but still really nice
>>70290324
>Yara had what? 30-50 ships?
90 ships, according to some anon who carefully counted them in a screen-cap from the episode.
Of course this doesn't mean anything, as D&D will give here whatever number of ships are needed to take Daenerys to Westeros
>>70290685
Eurio
>>70290550
>dat file name
zoggin gobbos always muckin about
>>70290662
Daario is not Euron. Euron is that drunken redneck with the BIG FAT COCK.
We all /sparrows/ here
>>70290332
>>70290546
Reminder,
>If you don't like sandsnakes you are a Doran, not a Bronn.
>You are dickless pussy Le epic Dornish master plan, not a complete god, who would kill Legolas 1v1.
>>70290691
>I DON'T KNOW WHAT A RHETORICAL QUESTION IS
>>70290662
Ahh yes book Euron, the man who is nothing like showEuron who might as well be called nameless greyjoy fat Danish guy.
>>70290662
whats so different about valyrian steel armor and regular steel armor?
>>70290512
Tyrells are gonna get fucked up bad when Cersei levels Kings Landing with everyone inside of it
If the leaks are true, any surviving Tyrell troops will likely go hide out with Olenna in Highgarden until Dany or the Sneks invade, and the Hightowers will likely end up fighting Euron alone
>>70290210
What the fuck is your point, she knows she needs 1000 ships for her entire army and those burned at the docks weren't anywhere close to that number either way. How is it relevant exactly?
>>70290662
>Daario = Euron is the only valid theory /got/ ever came up with
>it got BTFO by D&D
Such is life
>>70290727
daily reminder howland reed doesn't even practice that religion
Why doesn't Bran just Greenseer into Valyria and figure out the specific blood magic required to forge Valyrian steel?
>>70290756
uh...
fuck you
>>70290506
wut
>>70290747
I'm guessing valyrian steel armour is pretty much impenetrable, in the same way valyrian steel swords just BTFO normal swords.
It's also incredibly light, Aeron says Euron moves like he's wearing silk.
Basically like wearing armour as thick as the Mountain, but still being able to move like Oberyn. Pretty crazy
The dude who played as young Hodor wrote a song about Hodor's lifeand its not bad surprisingly maybe he really is an ACTOR ATHEIST POET
https://soundcloud.com/samcolemanactor/hold-the-door-sam-coleman
>>70290773
>implying he hasn't
>>70290210
They weren't *her* ships, they were the free man ships that happened to be harbored there
>>70290773
No weirwoods in Valyria
>>70290233
Don't talk shit about mai redfu
>>70290773
>you will never be eternal bran and use greenseer abilities to travel all lengths of the world without getting murdered or enslaved
>>70290332
>Natalie Dormer
>not the absolute pinnacle of reddit tier
Kill yourself Stannisfag
>>70290816
>dat doodoo
>>70290747
Valyrian steel swords can cut through actual steel like cutting through butter. Valyrian still armor would be able to stop the blade and would be about as light as normal clothing meaning if Euron was knocked over board he wouldn't drown.
>>70290769
It just makes the ruse cruise that more perfect
>>70290799
As soon as a saw him shake and roll around on the floor while getting retardified by magic timetravel, I knew he was an earth shaking rebel, and has his pick of the litter from Game of Thrones actress wife-whores for anything up to anal and scat.
>>70290799
Pretty good
>>70290210
Why is everyone so retarded? 1000 ships is just a general big number. That's why Euron and Dany chose it, because they want/need a big fuckin' fleet. Dany had fuck all ships before, not enough to transport the dothraki horde she's now got.
>>70290847
Yeah but I can walk
>>70290880
r/Iamverysmart
>>70290572
I had to go and check what the fuck this was about. I'm late to this party and have no book knowledge.
I guess this theory is no longer valid. Or does the 1000 ships business bring it back?
>>70290880
>I want an amount of ships comparable to the nipples on a warrior's breastplate!
Now this would be god like writing.
>>70290332
reddit loves Margery as well as her snarky aunt, the circlejerk is that Natalie Dormer is a literal 10/10
reddit hates the sandsneks, literally everyone hates the sandsneks
>>70290900
Fanfiction doesn't affect theories
>show me your needle anon
what do
>>70290737
Reminder,
>if you don't take D&D's meme-tier fanfiction seriously you are a dickless pussy
>>70290900
>similar physical appearance
>both have blue eyes
>Euron's location was unknown during Dany's conquests and left Westeros shortly after Victarion
>Daario wasn't in Meereen during Balon's assassination and Kingsmoot
>Euron brought a huge amount of swag to Kingsmoot
>Daario earned a huge amount of swag after the siege of Meereen
>Euron's sure that Dany will marry him and he'll get the dragons
>Daario tried to convince Dany to organize Meereen's own Red Wedding, which is a weird coincidence
>The Warlock prophecy mentioned "three mounts you must ride, one to bed, one to dread and one to love." Dany has had sex with three men, Drogo, Hizdahr and Daario. Drogo is the one to love, Hizdahr is the one to bed so by elimination, Daario is the one to dread. Dany saw 'grey lips' when "dread" was mentioned. Euron has grey lips and is a GREYjoy.
>Euron's the biggest threat Dany's facing (acc. to Moquorro)
>Daario is a pretty pointless character with an unknown motivations
>There were always month+ gaps between Euron's and Daario's sightings, almost two months long before Balon's assassination.
>It's implied that Euron's using quarthian warlock magick while sailing, so anything makes sense chronologically.
>Horn's ownership must be paid in blood - Euron killed a king once. Euron's introduced as a cunning chessmaster and seems to be playing Victarion in some way, yet he didn't do anything yet, and isn't even in Meereen. After Daario's actor being specified as "any race except caucasian" in the casting material, HBO made him white after all.
Also:
>Daario's actor getting replaced by a new one who looks like book Euron.
>Season 4 trailer had LFs line "if they don't know who you are..." when Daario was on screen
>blue hair = a person isn't the one he claims to be, see Aegon
>Book Daario has blue hair
>All of Euron's gifts are poison
>Daario gives Dany a poisonous flower in season 4 premiere
>Daario gives Dany a westerosi blue rose, so he was in Westeros
>Daario spends the entire first half of the season calling Jorah a cuck and talking about how nice Dany's pussy is
>Dany hops on top of a dragon and starts talking about how good Drogo's dick was and asks if the 100 gorillion shitskins with her will fight for her based on the fact that Drogo busted her pussy open for the better part of a year
>Shitskins all scream yes
Who's the cuck now, Daario?
>>70290798
>>70290858
oh okay that seems pretty cool thanks for letting me know!
>>70290816
BUSTY
>>70290941
Fuck off you ugly goblin.
>>70290799
Not bad desu
Is this the face that launched a thousand ships?
>>70290900
>>70290946
>During one of Sam's chapters in AFFC, Euron tries to sneak Ironborn into Oldtown covertly by dying their hair
>Daario wa a hostage during ADWD, but he voluntarily went and wasn't forcibly taken.
>The Yunkai'i claimed that they would behead a hostage if Dany did not comply, and when they catapulted the heads over Meereen, they didn't not find any of her hostages among them.
>In one of this season's trailers, Littlefinger says, "If they don't know who you are..." when Daario is on screen.
>During Daario's conversation with Dany where he gives her flowers, one of them is a blue rose and the other a poisoned flower.
>"All of Euron's gifts are poisoned."
>The design on the dagger Daario throws looks suspiciously like the maiden on the prow of Euron's Silence.
Arguably a better rundown of the Show:
>after Daario's actor being specified as "any race except caucasian" in the casting material, HBO made him white after all.
>Daario's actor getting replaced by a new one who looks like book Euron
>Daario leads the Second Sons - Euron is a second son
>in one of s4 trailers when Daario is on screen LF says "if they don't know who you are..."
>Daario gives Dany flowers in S4E1 and mentions one of them is poisonous - "Euron's gifts are poisoned." - Victarion.
>Daario's blades in the show show a women with hands covering their mouths, similar to how the prow of the silence - Euron's flagship - is described in A Feast for Crows
>Daario captures the Meereenese fleet during the siege of Meereen, something he wasn't ordered to do. Ironborn strength is at sea.
>Daario captures "93" ships: "He had set sail from the Shields with ninety-three, of the hundred that had once made up the Iron Fleet" - From the beginning of "The Iron Suitor" Chapter in ADWD
>Daario tells Dany in episode 7 that he swam a mile offshore to get the flowers. Ironborn are accustomed to water.
>Daario says he can kill any of Dany's enemies, anywhere, anytime. Balon death incoming?
>>70290964
made me kek
>>70290930
bretty gud
>>70290941
Do a 180 and moonwalk outta there
>>70290896
Are you really? Is that formatting the new 1337 speak hacker talk?
r/thanksforthenewcoolinternettrickmyfriend
>>70290900
Show Aeron looks older than Euron and seems to be a strong supporter of his claim, so the Greyjoy family hatred might have been completely rewritten. Aeron is supposed to be in complete terror whenever Euron is near and he supports Yara.
The actors of Daario and Euron would be fitting as Euron and Victarion respectively in appearance, but Daario isn't an edge lord whose presence dominates every room he enters. There's a slim slim chance Daario is a butchered Victarion but I doubt it.
>>70290925
>>70290848
>reddit likes this and reddit hates that
Wouldn't know, don't care. Maybe you should go back if you're triggered.
>>70290210
Why the fuck is everyone replying? Why am I replying?
The number of ships anchored at the harbor is of an insignificant number compared to the number she'd need to take her entire army to Westeros, It's insignificant in this situation as Daario is merely mentioning the number of ships required
could someone be a pal and post some smug dany
>>70291017
>Do a 180 and moonwalk outta there
You moron that would make you go TOWARDS her
>>70290896
fuck off back to your hovel you stupid faggot
>>70290528
if she had dark brown hair she would've been Arya instead of the goblin-quasimodo hybrid we have
>>70290964
>he has a little needle
lel
>>70291031
You're the one who started talking about reddit you fucking faggot
>>70291085
Her face looks like a butt
>>70291101
>There are people who actually find her attractive
Wew
>>70290528
I want to hold her close and lick her tears dry bros
>>70290941
Stick her with the pointy end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkp3sS4rmIo
BASED MACE THE ACE SAVES THE DAY
Did any of you see this?
Should I?
>>70290528
>>70291125
didn't I see a pic of her tits?
Guess who's gonna take revenge on Walder Frey later this seasonno one
>>70291085
But Gurm says she is the perfect Arya, and he's really happy they managed to find her after looking at over 100 people for it.
>>70291105
>YOU'RE GETTING THE OPINIONS OF MY PEOPLE MIXED UP
Real talk, which actor would make the best husband?
>>70291040
>acting
>shitting
pick one and only one
>>70291116
look, a fag
>>70291167
FUCK OFF
>>70291134
It's retard level bad
>>70291206
>child abuser
>sociopath
>cuck
>bro + good dad
>sociopath cuck autist
>failure
I pick Davos actor
>>70290942
Tell that to my 5'1" petite cutie gf with double D implants from her last abusive relationship.
>>70291162
whos that its zoomed on?
>>70291206
Which actor? Probably Liam, he seems bro tier. Dillane always comes across as a bit of a dry snob
>>70290798
>Basically like wearing armour as thick as the Mountain, but still being able to move like Oberyn.
That's a really good explanation, mind if I steal it for future use?
>>70291206
Ser Davos everytime.
>>70291134
Watch it for free if you can, I enjoyed it because I'm a pleb but I wouldn't pay for it
>>70291235
Those are fantastic legs 2bh
>>70290799
dam son
Anyone got the stoneheart webm?
>>70291271The Waifs faceif you know what i mean
This girl done any nudes?
>>70291277
Go right ahead, all should spread the word of Euron
>>70291040
>>70290977
>LOOK HOW HARD I'M ACTING
>LOOK AT THESE FACES - AWARD WORTHY
Is she retarded?
>>70291325
GIBS ME DAT SHIPS
>>70290145
>danaerys
>not the worst character on the show
Pick one
>>70291318
WUZ
>>70291286
>>70291273
>>70291261
plebs
>>70291358
>manlet
>>70290332
>ywn be seduced by prime Olenna
>>70290816
I'm pretty sure I'm literally the only person on /tv/ that watched Glue
>>70291389
you have the gay
>>70291356
KANGZ
>>70291235
I would lick those knees forever
>>70291406
No way dude it owned it was Skins: Murder Mystery Edition lol
>>70291310
HELLO
>>70291235
She isn't even twenty and her face looks like shit. She's going to be circus level freak in her later years.
>>70291389
I'd watch just for that scene
>>70291469
This Bran meme is shit.
Stannis here. He had to burn Shireen to save the realm. Not many of you realize this.
>>70291061
>>/reddit/
Do you guys think that there is any possibility of Jon fucking Sansa?
>>70291527
No.
>>70291491
These threads are shit.
This show is shit.
Life is shit.
>>70291518
but it didn't work.
>>70290941
get her to go back to notre-dame
>>70291527
Since Jon's a Targ there's a very high chance he's got the sister-fucking genes
>>70291539
Well you fit right in, have a drink and let us toast the memes to come.
>>70291518
Joffrey here. I had to be a cunt to save the realm. Not many of you realize this
>>70291545
Yes it did. Is it snowing anywhere in Westeros right now? The dude cancelled winter.
>>70290332
You forgot one, anon.
>>70291518
Fuck off Stannis
>>70291372
makes him even cuter, and you an even bigger pleb
>>70291518
Kinslayer
>>70291518
Nights King here. I have to save the realm, none of you realize this.
>>70291235
Nice skirt, wish my face was up inside it.
>tfw no giant sansa stalker gf
>>70290941
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>>70291594
Are you that femanon obsessed with him? Don't want manlet offspring, just find another dude who can grow a beard
Is this a waifu
>>70291518
The ultimate King. Follows The Law and does what needs to be done. Sacrifices anything and everything for his ideals. Fights and leads his men, being the first one on the battlefield.
Truly Stannis was the best king in the show. Make Stannis King and Ned his hand. Peace throughout the Realm, after he kills all the fucking dissenters and whores of course.
>>70291647
Ayyyy lmao
>>70291647
No, is slutfu
best house
>>70290941
looks like shes starting to get emilia clarke arms
>>70290428
He's just a lefty hero embodied on television, certified cuck, coward, no sense of camaraderie, refusal to train himself to a level fit of that of a noble lord.
>prove father right by showing you have no honour and stealing his sword
Davos lost his fingers, ned lost his head, lucky for sam, tyrion and danny, plot armour means they will never be dead
>>70291545
That's debatable perhaps, depending on how you view 'saving the realm'. Is there any indication say that burning Shireen is connected to the resurrection of Jon? It had the desired effect (saving the realm) but not as intended (Stannis doing so).
I realise this is pretty flimsy and also reliant upon Jon being the one who 'saves the realm' but it just seems to me that the level of sacrifice did not match the output of that sacrifice.
>>70291709
Also Jon.
>>70291645
are you implying he can't grow a beard?
>>70291647
Bitch please.
>>70291755
>wanting some old hag
>>70291745
No, i'm assuming the reason you like him is the middle aged bearded man look. He's not really got anything else going for him, he's short and his nose is shit tier
>>70291833
>>70290428
Valyrian steel is needed on the wall. Not with southerners
>>70290662
>not realising that Brienne will kill him EASILY
>>70291833
Fuck off sheldor
Fucking every day with you bullshit
>>70291833
>>70291833
Delete this before I piss meself
>>70291833
>>70291833
Zoinks
>>70291775
> doesn't want prime milf
>>70290626
21 seater
>>70291865
>Thinking Brienne will survive the LSH/Jaime confrontation
>>70291833
fug
>>70291833
Not this shit again...
What is with the hate for the High Sparrow?
Are people really going to forget that Margery was willing to hop on anybody's dick to become queen? Or that Cersei fucked half of KL and murdered anybody who so much as talked about her?
Both are 100% guilty of the shit they're accused of. And the small people of KL are actually doing pretty good with help from the High Sparrow. Unlike anything Cersei has ever done and Marge confirmed the only reason she did anything was for good publicity.
>>70291833
>>70291833
I love my mom
>>70291833
>>70291819
Do you seriously think this guy is not handsome af? He's the perfect mix between cute and sexy, plus his perfect personality and godlike voice.
I literally don't understand how everyone in the world is not in love with him
Why are people still watching this shit?
>>70291917
The high sparrow is a communist
That's worse than anything Cersei or Margery have done
>>70291917
Because they can't handle the Bern
>>70291953
>I literally don't understand how everyone in the world is not in love with him
I'm straight.
>>70291833
If I reply to this post then someone will kill that actor with a brick hammer in his sleep tonight.
>>70291833
Fuck you
>>70291917
High Sparrow is based as fuck people just hate him because they've grown attached to Smirkfu. Also because bleeding heart queers don't agree with the anti-Gay Religious tones. But really he's just giving the people of King's Landing what they want.
If Cersei wasn't such a stupid selfish cunt he wouldn't have this much power or support in the first place. Even Tyrion warned her of this back in season 2, you shouldn't just disregard and piss the people off. That's how they're easily persuaded to riot and turn on you en masse.
>>70291917
>And the small people of KL are actually doing pretty good with help from the High Sparrow.
What evidence of this is there? All he's done is banned brothels and alcohol
>>70290313
How are 13 Ironborn going to pilot 1000 ships?
>>70291976
I want to see if the leak is true.
>>70291986
>You straight, boy?
what do?
>>70291833
bob
>>70291833
damn i should know by now that face
>>70291976
Because they can't read it.
>>70291953
He's just really plain
>>70292034
These are bannermen and ship captains, there were more at the kingsmoot that disappeared for some reason.
The few people at the kingsmoot who supported Yara had hundreds of men so Euron most likely has a few thousand.
>Next episode is called "The Broken Man"
>>70291833
Fug
>>70292050
Would you risk your mother life after opening the image? Never it is specified that you need to open the image to be cursed.
>>70291978
>wanting a righteous and compassionate king is being a Communist
Not sure if you're serious but that's not accurate at all.
>>70292031
One doesn't get mass support from the people for no reason. His introduction was helping to feed and care for the poor.
>>70292067
Jesus fuck he looks like a depressed cat
>>70292099
>ITS STANNIS
>ITS THE HOUND
>turns out it isGendry
>>70290662
>a weirwood ship that can do fuck knows what,
what when?
>>70292099
Isn't that Jorah the Cuck?
>>70292152It's actually Edmure
>>70292142
>One doesn't get mass support from the people for no reason
You do when you claim to speak for the Gods
>>70292067
Plain? Oh god, I can't even...
> Why did you cuck me, Ned.
>>70292065
Because you can't read what isn't written.
>>70292175
So did the previous high septon. He was literally torn to pieces in a riot.
>>70292152
The closest thing to breaking Gendry's gotten is a leech to the dick
>>70292173
This I'd believe. All the hype has fled never to return.
>>70290662
Well he can bloody well try.
>>70292146
A C T I N G
>>70292099
>Kills based Thoros
Fuck you. You better end up killing Frankenstein you chicken eating fuck.
>>70292034
with their big cocks
>>70292212
I'm going to be depressed if that spoiler turns out to be true.
>>70292177
Fuck off back to tumblr Walda
>>70290309
Why is stannis' daughter dressed in rags?
>>70291833
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70292225
So am I, they've ruined so much that not even the Brotherhood can remain unscathed.
Ser Charles Son of Bronn
>>70292210
It legitimately made me sad though
>>70292081
I know, the show just does a terrible job at showing the scale of the various kingdoms. Even showfags notice it.
>>70292226
>ywn be Lucky Walda
why go on
>>70292241
Because Selyse hated the fuck out of her. Except for that one time she loved her and wanted to save her from the fire after being a zealot all her life.
Cities and their history and greatness destroyed by Dothraki:
Sarys
Essaria
Sarnath
Kasath
Sathar
Gornath
Sallosh
Hazdahn No
Ghardaq
Qolahn
Yinishar
Ibbish
Crusade when?
>>70292284
Don't cry Sansa, Jon will dry your tears
>>70290662
>priests of every faith
Does he have a Child of the Forest? Or aBran?
>>70292241
Wasn't she in a kind of house prison at one point? She hardly lived like a Princess.
>>70292284
Me too
He's a good actor
>>70290324
>And maybe Euron will come with another 200 later?
Kek. I don't think you've caught on to how D&D operate yet.
Euron told his 25 ironborn citizens that he's gonna need a thousand ships. So he'll get them. From what wood? With what labor? Nobody writing this show gives a fuck. The plot calls for a thousand ships, Euron's been set up to deliver them, so that's how it's gonna go down.
>Q: Where did euron get the wood for his ships? Aren't the iron islands a resource-barren region, which is why they took to piracy in the first place?
>A: Westeros is a world where dragons and magic and ice zombies are real, and you're caught up on how Euron had enough wood to build Khaleesi's fleet?!
>>70292225
They were already ruined when they sold Gendry and had most of their story cut. If Stoneheart isn't a thing it'll be Thoros doing the hanging.
I'd rather they put that storyline out of its misery.
>>70292034
The Kingsmoot was not all of the Ironborn. All of Yara's loyal men were still on their ships
>Meryn Trant won because he had armour. And a big fucking sword.
Was this scene foreshadowing Oberyn's death?
>>70290816
she's so fucking hot
>>70292324If he can reach them
>>70290263
>tfw there are no butifel places like this in amurica
one of the most striking things for me the first time i went to italy was how nice the cities look and how enjoyable it is to just be out and around
american cities are full of ugly boxes and everything is plastered with advertisements
>>70292179
>ashara dayne
>hair isn't silver
>eyes aren't purple
>>70292340
Maybe he will invade the reach to get wood?
>>70292324
5'11 and 6'0
I miss Bradamante
>>70292179
who is she?
>>70292340
I don't see the issue here. There are tons of able bodied men on the islands to build and there's still bound to be some wood left, they have 5 islands. If not, they can get it from the mainland.
>>70292377
No because Oberyn legit won that fight. He simply let his guard down, if Oberyn was serious he could have killed the Mountain.
>>70292381
Size won't matter when she's on her back
>>70291833
dammit.
I'll do it but this post will count and make me immune to any other of those pics.
>>70292344
I would seriously rather have the storyline go the way of Gendry and never reappear than to just have Thoros become a random highwayman and get killed by Sandor.
Thoros deserves better than that.
>>70292340
>Westeros is a world where dragons and magic and ice zombies are real, and you're caught up on how Euron had enough wood to build Khaleesi's fleet?!
>>70292378
She looks like a man
>>70292409
My personal rule for any movie character that wants to survive, slit their fucking throat once they're down.
>>70292110
>Balder
Heh
>>70292402
Evading a ban results in a permabran, BB
>>70292438
YOU look like a man
>>70292402
How can you miss yourself?
>>70292422
This, completely. I really liked Thoros and Beric. Having them die off so randomly just to bring the Hound back for no reason pisses me off. Let them fade away, why do you have to make them "bad" and then have them killed?
>>70292099
Next episodes theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XV_D1Y_YHlA
>>70291206
Dabid's a filthy rich Jew, so that's easy life.
But I want McElhatton to hold me every night.
>>70291206
>best king
Stannis
>best daddy
Roose
>best friend
Jorah
>best husbando
Davos
>best associate
CIA
>best lover
Oberyn
>>70292377
Why did bookautists hate oberyn vs mountain?
>>70292422
>showfags will cheer when Thoros is killed
It shouldn't be this way
>>70292340
>fuck internal consistency and logic and stuff, no one thinks about that stuff
>1000 ships is just super badass
>>70292395
normie showfags if they try to actually explain where he got the wood: "What's the Reach? What's Euron doing? I thought he said he's going after Khaleesi with a new fleet?! Ugh my head hurtssss...."
normie showfags when Euron swoops in as a deus ex machina with a full fleet out of nowhere: "OMG, EPIC!!"
you tell me what they're gonna do
>>70292472
Wow, thank you
There are still nice people left on 4chan
>>70292324
goddamn it, couldn't they put him on a little stool
>>70292430
How come they have the power to literally raise a bloated, decaying corpse woman with a slahed throat from the dead, but it's impossibru to fix Bran's spine?
>waif posting
>SansaxJon ship posting
>shitposting
>no Dress Gilly posting
what went wrong?
soon
>I'm going to build the biggest fleet the world has ever seen
>no u, I am. and I have a dick
>EURON! EURON! EURON!
I'm still triggered by this shitty scene
>>70292552
It's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
>>70292552
Because the lord of the light wanted Bran to be a cripple.
And Tullys worship the seven when the seven don't do shit
>>70292579
But what if I REALLY wanted you to explain it?
>>70292560
you
>>70292552
They didn't have any Red Priests around when Bran broke his spine. Also, resurrection doesn't seem fix injuries unless they're the thing keeping the person from living.
Daily reminder Stannis is still alive and Brienne is keeping it a secret.
>>70292576
>wanting some girl who got beaten by dogs to rule you
>>70292576
It really was shit. There was no real difference between Euron's argument or Yara's.
Plus apparently nobody gives a shit about kinslaying or kingslaying anymore.
>>70292474
>Euron ruined
>Randyll ruined
>BWB ruined
Thanks D&D
>>70292626
This.
LSH can barely talk, Beric didn't get his eye back in the show.
>>70292576
Why? Ironborn are retarded pirates. They can't run or rule anything they just rape and steal shit. It's literally a kingdom full of niggers.
>>70292576
M8, these same dudes were gonna vote for Theon when the survivor's from Yara's shit all know ad probably told everyone Theon's a traitorous coward who got his dick cut off and made into a bitch.
Even not having a dick makes you better than being a woman
Call me delusional but I think Stannis is still alive. If he really got his head chopped off, why'd they cut away from it? That's not like this show at all. They're always looking for an excuse for blood and gore.
>>70292590
But Bran is the Lord of Light. I read all about it in Forbes. I also made it up two weeks ago.
http://www.forbes.com/forbes/welcome/
>>70292648
How was Randyll ruined? I thought it was a pretty good portrayal of him
>>70292576
The Ironborn are all retarded. Muh dick seems like a convincing argument for a punch of pirate retards.
>>70292698
And he only became the lord of light by being a cripple
>>70292697
GET HYPE
>>70292697
>That's not like this show at all. They're always looking for an excuse for blood and gore.
I hate this meme
>>70292632
Hey Preston
>>70292703
Fucking around with family drama in Horn Hill while serious shit is going down with the Tyrells in King's Landing
>>70292698
The Lord of Light did not want you to read the article.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2016/05/29/last-weeks-game-of-thrones-spawned-some-insane-bran-stark-theories/#265829626258
>>70291206
I'd hatefuck Dabid
>>70292718
just like jesus
>>70292697
What would Stannis being alive actually accompish?
After raping his character for 5 seasons, why would they actually do anything but kill him? After being turned into a living meme why would you even want him to be alive?
>>70292697
Still waiting for that big Ned Stark reveal, you just know he's alive in the Black Cells why else did they cut away? That head was not his head on the spike.
>>70292697
>That's not like this show at all. They're always looking for an excuse for blood and gore.
This has never been true. Go back to /r/gameofthrones.
>>70292576
It really only makes sense as some stupid parody of the US election or something
>>70292728
It's not a meme anymore. They know the occasional morsel of gore porn drives social media wild.
>>70291206
Dabid is far and above the richest. I'd marry him and refuse to sign a prenup, then take half of his shekels and make my own HBO show.
>>70292742
Tarly only goes to KL after becoming part of the small council towards the end of ADWD. He doesn't give a shit about the Tyrells
>>70292715
hmm i dunno i think they were more likely retard pirates than pirate retards
>>70292403Septa Lemore
>>70292405
they're the poorest, least populated kingdom in werteros. Even if they had everything going for them, it should take at least a couple years to build ONE FUCKING THOUSAND large, sea-worthy ships. It's not like you can make as many as you want at once. You need specialized ship yards for this shit.
But watch it take them more like a couple episodes.
>>70291085
If she didn't have a head like a beaten favourite
>sloth from the goonies 2.0
>>70291595
>doesn't understand kinslayer at all
>>70291833
>>70292321
TO KILL A DOTHRAKI IS NOT MURDER THE HIGH SPARROW HAS SAID, IT IS THE PATH TO HEAVEN!
>>70292648
>Greatjon killed offscreen
>Smalljon ruined
just keep it coming at this point
>>70292830
And we're past the end of ADWD at this point and into TWOW territory. Margaery was released or whatever. It should have been into the custody of Randyll Tarly, who swears a holy vow to safeguard her and ensure she shows up for her trial. The girls are released to him as he's answering his summons to the Small Council.
He should have been in Kings Landing saving the day and being based. But he's hunting and being a dipshit instead.
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