Based Mace the Ace edition
old
>>70283176
Why didn't the wights just leave out the front if Holdoor was blocking their way?
>Mance indicates that he has seen Jon twice before, once when he was still a black brother and Jon just a boy, and again during King Robert’s visit to Winterfell. Mance had disguised himself as a singer in order to see King Robert and get the measure of Benjen Stark, who was a bane to the wildlings
When was this first time Mance had seen Jon? And did we ever saw any sort of foreshadowing on the first book, during King Robert's visit, that could have shown Mance disguised as a singer?
First for
R + L =3 Dragon Eggs.
>>70285304
redpill me on this guy
is he playing a retard like Pycelle or is he genuinely one?
Would you suck Lady Bolton's penis?
>>70285355
How did they get way out into the woods with a 30 second head start?
BASED GRRM CALLING OUT THE HACKS!
>“No” said Martin, “I continue to be opposed to fan fiction because it’s copyright infringement. HBO, of course, gets around this by paying me large dump trucks full of money. So, if you would like to arrive in front of my house with a large dump truck full of money, I may consider allowing you to do some fan fiction. But I won’t consider it fan fiction then. I would consider it a sub-license. I make many sub-licenses to people who do games and card games and coins, etcetera. But Harlan Ellison always had this rule that he has been very vocal about over the years. You can find his diatribe about it on YouTube: ‘PAY THE WRITER’. And I think John also feels (one must) pay the artist, because this is how we make our living.”
>>70285298
>>70285298
Linking the rightful thread
Reminder that Game Of Thrones continues to be one of the greatest and well received shows around.
The dozen worthless, whining, nitpicking, edgy losers in this general with no friends, no job and no life who stink of piss and shit, have filthy underpants, a tiny penis and a coat of slime on their foreheads will NEVER be able to change this fact.
Feels good!
>>70285407
I personally believe he's legitimately a doofus, but he cooperates with the better players in the Game and is a very useful tool in the greater scheme of things.
>>70285367
How's that autism treating you?
>>70285374
This is actually confirmed happening. Neddard had to cut them out.
1st for pregnant sansa
>>70285407
Genuinely is one. Gonna getAgincourtedin the books
>>70285460
you okay buddy? you sound a little upset
>Ramsay in open rebellion in the North
>Euron in open rebellion in the Iron Islands
>Blackfish in open rebellion in the Riverlands
>Sand Snecks in open rebellion in Dorne
>Random Stannis extras in open rebellion in Storm's End and Dragonstone
>High Sparrow STILL has the heir to House Tyrell locked up
>Dany could show up with her dragons at any time
>Nah, let's just leave the only good soldier left at home to go on hunting trips
Is everyone on this show blind and stupid?
>>70285528
>>70285454
fuck off
>>70285413
>Don't be critical of the show making contradictions and/or ruining lore and characters
Just watch it for dick jokes and dragons amirite?
>>70285554
It came first by one second.
When?
if i removed the dragonglass from benjen's heart would he die?
>>70285454
>>70285528
>>70285568
>"rightful thread" is the last one made
Threadwar autists are destroying /got/
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known four hundred years ago, in the days before the Doom, and even then they would have cost a kingdom.
>Euron did not lie. He’s been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
So how big is Danys army now?
>8,000 trained unsullied, 2,000 in training (some killed by sons of the harpy
>2,000 Second sons
>??? Dothraki soldiers (100,000 in the village)
>3 dragons
>will take 1000 ships to move them all
>>70285615
Check the post time. It came before this thread.
>>70285625
If the Wildlings plotline is anything to by her Dothraki army is now 2000 strong
>>70285607
Next episode. She and Theon are in Volantis.This means that's a sex slave so Yara is now a rapist BTW.
>>70285367
>people are being mean to me and the mods won't make them stop
go away this isn't reddit
>>70285374
>dammit Preston
R+L=D, B+A=J
>>70285528
Thats the bastard thread, this one is the REALLLL
>>70285625
If you take 30 soldiers per ship, that would make 30k soldiers.
There's no fucking way he has an army the size of a Tyrell one.
>>70285688
Preston said Euron didn't have Balon killed. Wrong again.
>>70285304
>OFFICIAL GRILL LIST
ITT -
Bed-wetters
Whining nitpicking beta morons
Sensitive book dickheads who belong in /lit/
Losers desperate to be edgy and different
ANGRY female-hating virgins
Cunts
What the actual fuck is going on ITT
>>70285080
Why though?
>>70285738
haha fucking retard
>>70285738
BTFO'd
>>70285738
Fuck the mods
>tfw thread wars were ended
>>70285757
>Linda
>Not our girl
shiggity
>tfw her autism is completely unleashed this season with no Elio moderation
Can someone tell me who the dude Filch was keeping captive is?
>>70285738
>(Dead)
kek, what now faggot?
>>70285762
I just wet my bed what do I do
>>70285762
Truth! this general went to shit because of these stinking peasants
>>70285460
> if i appeal to its popularity, I will make legitimate criticism look stupid, haha!
Go to google and type in "appeal to popularity fallacy"
>>70285725
So, he'll be half right about R+L=D, B+A=J?
is alfie allen racist
i read that he was just wanted to see if anyone else heard about it.
>>70285450
>this will never be true
why not
Shireen BTFO again
>>70285757
>Bran
>Perfect snek tits not ours
End yourself
>>70285757
Add shae and '''ros''' to the reddit side
>>70285801
He was not actually the one who made that thread anyway. I was.
>>70285797
Everytime a question like this appears I question if I'm too hard on D&D because catering to idiots like you must be hard.
reminder cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
reminder ALL the tyrells die this season
reminder Blackfish dies this season
LMAO
>>70285762
You know what this thread needs? More Darkstar!
>>70285484
>them
fuck off
>>70285757
>sansa
But leddit doesnt give a fuck about her
>>70285725
He also said the show is the show, and the books are the books, which is pretty obvious. Mance is dead in the show, and alive in the books. Euron is Balon's murderer in the show, not in the books.
>>70285846
So?
>>70285757
spot on
>>70285846
The truede leaks never said anything about all Tyrells dead
>>70285803
Dry it up with book pages. Then get some sleep before your yellow bus arrives.
>>70285857
the new chapter confirmed euron killed balon.
>>70285769
The Maesters are part of some conspiracy involving the Green Men of the God's Eye, the Faceless Men, The Sons of the Harpy, the Martells, and Euron Greyjoy among others. They conspiracy seems to anti-dragon and possibly pro-Other.
>>70285857
I ain't talking about the show, fool.
> Oh, and Balon was the third, but you knew that. I could not do the deed myself, but it was my hand that pushed him off the bridge.
Remember lads, thread wars end up with /got/ being banned.
Stay relatively civil
>>70285822
>wanting BAD PUSSY
Stop
>>70285654
women can't rape, anon
>>70285822
>Doesn't want Bran
>Wants Sneks
>>70285890
shut up dad
>>70285757
Your list is shit. Stop posting it.
>>339533080
ASOIAF/GoT video game fans - my thread about an Essos-based RPG is fucking pathetic. Come discuss this shit so I look like less of a retard.
>>70285757
where is cersei?
>>70285877
>>70285881
Well damn. I wanted to wait till the next book is actuallyout
>>70285890
I hope /got/ is banned. Too many whiners and bed-wetters who fail tt be edgy or clever.
>>70285811
If he's anything like his cunt of a sister then we have to worry
Dany more of a fascist or ?
>>70285955
What do you mean by bed wetter?
>>70285801
Guess I'll just continue shitposting
So he's gay, right?
>>70285811
i know he likes drugs
>>70285854
but her agency anon, her agency!
>>70285974
Isn't she supposed to be Trump?
>>70285871
It's not working the pages are just breaking apart
>>70285407
>only person to defeat Robert Battle Baratheon in the field
>gets shit for intentionally not taking Storm's End
Madness has had its fucking day
HOLY FUCK
BENJEM IS ALIVE
FUCK YEAH
>>70285974
It would be great to see reddit fall apart as Dany gets set up as the bad guy. Sadly this will never happen.
Would you say Danny is a Mary Sue, or what would you call her?
>>70285955
Says the edgelord that spammed the thread with pasta till it got pruned
>>70285822
Seriously though. And leaving out those delicious fat Kelly C arms. We should probably get Missandei over here too for because diversity.
We know the Hound is coming back.
But how 'back' will he be? Will it just be a quick ending of his arc for that episode or will he come back into the greater story in some way?
>>70285757
>no Lady Olenna
Nigger, she is the most 'our girl' in the show
>>70286034
>only person to defeat Robert Battle Baratheon in the field
Randyll Tarly did, he appeared when it was won.
>gets shit for intentionally not taking Storm's End
>le "he didn't want to die" meme
Fuck off.
>>70286039
Remind me again why we're supposed to care about some season 1 minor character?
>>70285982
If there is one person that I want to see killed is that smug motherfucker. The shitty pulls that the writers did around the Sparrow have been enough to make me hate him.
>>70286052
A bad actress
>>70285757
I support this list in it's entirety.
>>70286060
Just an intro to show he's still around and more religious now.
I thought the whole point of bringing le witty dwarf to Dany was to teach her How to Train Your Dragon.™ But now she suddenly learned to off screen I guess?
>>70285369
>And did we ever saw any sort of foreshadowing
nope, no forshadowing, it's just a cool little detail that GRRM added later on
Mace the ace is the new Stannis. Only difference is, Stannis had to try to look cool, but Mace doesn't try - it comes to him naturally.
>>70286086
Aside from Emilia not being able to act, I mean the way her character is writen
>>70286081
Because why not? It's a surprise and he'll clearly play some sort of role.
>>70286068
>die
Meant "to win".
>>70286068
>takes Storm's End and kills the soon to be King's brother
I'm so glad you're not in charge of anything but a deep fryer. Do everyone a favor and drop a potato in the fucker and look closely at what happens.
>>70286092
What does Tyrion know about dragons? Hes probably there to teach her how to rule but hes fucking that up just fine on his own so who knows.
>>70286149
>What does Tyrion know about dragons?
Have you been watching the show? Did you forget his "I drink and I know things" minispeech?
>>70286052
A bad actress playing a badly written character who were supposed to love
>>70286081
because he's a stark you autist
>>70286106
Mace as the dashing singer meme works
Mace as Stannis reborn meme does not
>>70286065
fair point
>>70286186
I had actually
>still nothing about Reekon
how fucked up is the kid gonna be?
>>70286138
>believing the memes this much
He's a retard.
>>70286197
>>70286197
>aryas face
kek every time
>>70286197
Still with the Linda on the reddit side. What were you thinking?
>>70286065
Reddit loves her.
i wanna fuck sansa tho
Who is going to be the greatest of the twist characters in the end?
Someone give me that shooped Aryas face. Pls
>>70286253
Elio go home
>>70286265
at what age did this start?
>>70286265
Fansa >>>>>>>>Sansa
>>70286270
as in the greatest twists for each character?
tyrion and dany going full villain mode will be pretty good if they do it right, both of their stories have been set up to make us understand where they are coming from when they do absolutely horrible shit
>Finish watching a Game of Thrones
>decide to go to movie theater
>dress in my furs, boiled leather, and hauberk, befitting my status as a Northman
>fill my pockets with roasted capon, and Frey pie, in case i get hungry
>bring a skin of wine
>my mom drives me to the theater, but I pretend she’s a destrier since Ned Stark’s mom never drove him
>get in line to get my ticket
>speak in a clear and proud Northman voice
>the smallfolk distributing tickets clearly respect me, “Theater 3, ok?”
>”The North remembers!”
>witness what appears to be a Summer Islander accosting a fair maid
>realize she will reward me with her maidenhood for helping
>”Summer Islander, leave that chaste maid be. Are you of Jalabhar Xho’s tribe?”
>he looks at me confused: “Yo wat dis cracka talkin bout?”
>”You look strange without your feather-cloak, Summer Islander. Leave us.”
>try to keep up a brave face, but realize the pie and capon have leaked out of my pockets and are overflowing from my sweatpants
>”Yo dis cracka shit hisself!”
>Other Summer Islanders suddenly surround me
>Begin some sort of dance from their native isles, chanting “Woop there it is!”
>Not sure what IT is, I attempt to escape and summon my bannermen
>my cape gets caught on the door
>slam my head and wake up in an ambulance
>my mom is giving me a frustrated look: “No more watching Game of Thrones, Anon.”
>”It is known, mother.”
>>70286262
I wouldn't know and don't care. She's the best woman on the show and I masturbate to TywinXOlenna
>>70286284
You must be Dornish
>>70285955
lol alright showfag redditor
>>70285619
>implying a steel that makes for fine weapons also makes for fine armors
Damascus steel weapons were a thing, damascus steel armors were not.
GRRM again confirmed for being a 12 year old tryhard, that shit is nothing short of ultimate mangekyo madara uchiha with awakened rinnesharingan or what the fuck.
>>70286313
>Tyrion
>full villain
Never going to happen.
>>70286316
Show Tywin and Show Olenna are reddit tier characters, and liking their scenes together is a level of reddit that science cannot yet measure.
>>70286351
>>70286337
there are a number of ways tyrion can go full villain. he's already half way there.
>>70286331
But high quality steel armor was a thing.
>>70286197
fixed
>>70286331
Damascus steel was not lighter than regular steel, which is an excellent characteristic for armor. Damascus steel was also not damn near indestructible.
Is liking Jon Snow Reddit?
>>70286393
retard
>>70286331
What Madara Uchiha are you talking about? Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara? Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara? Or could it be Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu?
>>70286362
>>70286197
is osha 4chan or reddit? i'm going with 4chan because i want wildling vagina on my face
>>70286404
No, it's normie.
>>70286379
Not on the show
If you could fuck any got actor/actress who wold you fuck?
>>70285369
He's Jon's father.
>>70286424
what if tyrion comes back to westeros and somehow manages to kill both jaime and cersei?
>>70286393
kek'd
>>70285854
That's not true. Reddit, westeros.org, WiC, pretty much anywhere where there are a lot of women posting there are a lot of people obsessed with Sansa that will sperg out at you if you criticize her.
>>70286337
Tyrion will actually be the first dwarf on the iron throne when the series ends.
Screen cap this
>>70286413
She was on when the show was still good so sure go 4chan.
>>70286314
good green is good
>>70286331
>Mithril
Tolkien was a 12 year old tryhard?
>>70286444
Meera
>>70286424
He has quite a reason to hate the world. Just wait until they will try to kill him for cooperating with the slavers.
>>70286456
Jamie and Cersei are villains. You dont go dark by killing villains.
>>70286444
Dame Judy Dench
Which House sigil do you like best /got/?
>>70286379
Never going to happen.
>>70286331
It's magic you fucking autistic sadcase
Why and when did Larry stop doing reviews? Was it when they killed his nigga Robb?
>>70286270
Well it's going to turn out that Rhaego (Dany's kid with Drogo) is alive. Stupid as shit but that's how it is.
>>70286408
Take your chinese cartoon horseshit to /a/.
>>70285612
It would be extremely painful
>>70286456
would tyrion kill jaime though? hopefully based jaime never dies
>>70286519
>>70286444
bran
>>70286519
House Dayne's sigil in pic related
>>70286555
In show it's just a shit chain
>>70286568
You mean House Starfall.
>>70286519
Baratheon
>>70285526
You fags are never happy. You're pissed when they don't follow the books and you're mad when they do.
Let me make this clear for you retard, this isn't a show thing, Sams dad is just chilling at Hornhill in the books too.
>>70286593
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70286519
House Silverfist
>>70286340
fucking top KEK
>>70286609
Except he's on the small council and is in King's Landing.
>>70286519
Do personal sigils count?
>>70286519
>>70286593
>>70286610
SWORN KNIGHT OF THE TARGARY DYNASTY.
>>70286609
No he's in the crownlands killing rebels.
Why did Arya turn into a hobgoblin when she grew up? Is that the northern blood?
>>70286340
kek
>>70286511
cersei yes, but i think most people would not call jaime a villain anymore, he's in a very grey area
>>70286519
Eagles are cool
>>70286657
No, it is British inbreeding. She was an ugly child though so it should not be surprising.
>>70286609
Why do people pretend they've read the books?
>>70286340
I laughed so fucking hard at this, and I have no idea what the fuck it even is. Bravo.
>>70286340
what is the "error" a reference to?
Who's hyped for some minor Houses getting some screentime this season?
>>70285982
I'm not exactly what it is about these things, but boy do they fuck my sides up
>>70286679
>people who have never played AoE are now posting in this very /got/
>>70286688
Lord Darling
>>70286444
I want to be sandwiched between Iwan and Michael
>>70286688
ragnar lodthrook of house glover
>>70286713
How do we make them leave?
>>70285304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_gSbPg33Qo
Wish more small folk had screen time, all the kings and queens stuff feels a bit meaningless without seeing how it affect the thousands and thousands of normal people 2bh
>>70286635
Sure
I do like Euron and the Blackfish sigils as well
>>70286670
Falcon etc
>>70286713
I see now. I was more of an Age of Mythology guy.Prostragna?
>>70286688
let's see the fucking brotherhood without banners
>>70286340
perfect
>>70286751
>this pleb fuck actually wants brienne chapters
no
fuck you
GET OUT OF THIS THREAD
>>70285757
Why is marge and ygritte on this. One is a frog and one is a freckled ginger man in a dress.
>>70285407
Dumb for the most part. He sucks at politics, and has no talent for leadership or warfare. However, much like many Tyrells before him, he's got a talent for providing resources. They started out as stewards.
As dumb as he is, throughout the books and the show, he's always managed to use it to his favor. For example, two of his children are top-tier knights. Many among his bannermen are top-tier commanders.No one in The Reach is ever going to starve, and as far as gold goes, they don't have to worry about that either.
And if that isn't enough, many of the houses in The Reach breed like fucking rabbits.
>>70286775
Not liking Brienne chapters is reddit tier.
>mfw I realized euron is the nicest guy you can meet but also a twisted fucking psychopath
>>70286792
then i will suck reddits cock and have them cum karma all over my face and inside my ass
fuck brienne's chapters
>>70286765
It would confirm or kill lady stone heart so they'll probably save it for the end of the season when Jaime and brienne meet up in the river lands like they do in affc
How do people of essos not know dany is a targaryen without telling them.
Arent they so easy to spot and considering valyria
>>70286539
I thought Rhaego is within Rhaegal or Viserion
>>70286788
Just how new are you?
>>70286519
When do you think Jon will meet Dany?
>>70286775
Fuck off, Brienne chapters were good. Especially when she met Septon Meribald
>>70286829
No because there are tons of people in Essos with Valyrian features because almost all the Free Cities are former Valyrian colonies.
>>70286843
dany will die before they meet
>>70286748
You know how to make bothersome people leave, Varys.
>varys_spider_crossbow.jpgsomeone post it my folders are a mess
>>70286816
You got some shit taste there. Brienne's got some pretty good chapters. Nothing like the show garbage.
>>70286792
I am actually reading AFFC and I do enjoy the Brienne and Jaime chapters just to see the aftermath of the Riverlands
>>70286788
>Marge is frog
You just roll in from 9GAG, hombre?
>>70286331
>arcane symbols
Its a magic suit of armor made of magic metal you dumb shit.
>>70286843
He already did, it went very badly.
>>With her bowed legs, flabby arms, and prominent eyebrows, she presented a comical appearance, but Jon knew better than to laugh at her. She was a wife to Khal Drogo and had been among the first to follow him in accepting the Dothraki's stallion god. If she is not a kinslayer, she is the next best thing. Daenerys Targaryen's brother had been burned by Drogo, Ser Jorah had informed him, yet Daenerys had done little and less to stop it. What sort of woman can stand by idly and watch her own brother being burned alive?
>>70286562
>>70286816
>not liking Brienne chapters
>which has the most based speech of all time
>>70286837
I've been shitposting about Kits ginger boyfriend since before your balls dropped sonny. Back to /b/ tranny lover.
>varys' nickname is spider
>old nan talks about white walkers riding ice spiders
>varys will die and the night king will resurrect and zombie varys will give the nights king a piggy back everywhere for the rest of the series
>>70286421
Wait aren't redditors normies?
![checkers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d3S2TsI.jpg "checkers[1].jpg")
>>70286680
Probably unknown allegiance.
Probably pic related would be better.
>>70286930
Redditors are abnormies.
>>70286829
They didn't have google back there anon
>>70286889
Bran poster is worst cancer. Even worse than Jonsa fags.
>>70286092
the idea is that dragon's can't really be controlled, especially not in this locked-up urban environment. They did make this clear on-screen. When Dany mounted drogon again it was in the field with the intention of staying on the move.
>>70286444
I would suck tommen's peepee all day and night
>>70286920
Sure you have sport
Post your other fantasies here>>>/qst/
![1463983354747[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/n2VGBqy.png "1463983354747[1].png")
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70286930
I don't use Reddit but I like Jon Snow, now what?
i hope dany sees jaime and falls in love with him and she seduces him away from cersei while jaime kills daario
cersei gets really jealous but daenerys and tyrion kill her with dragon's breath
jaime becomes a danyfag and then jon and sansa resist daenerys' conquest. jon is currently dating sansa, but when dany sees jon she falls in love with him and seduces him. jaime dies against jon trying to protect dany and then jon becomes a danyfag. sansa then gets jealous and orders arya to kill daenerys and jon
arya is sad but agrees because the north remembers. but jon seduces arya and they fall in love. everything falls apart as dany goes mad and everybody dies except jon and arya and they obtain the iron throne
>>70286816
How old are you ?
>>70286967
joffery>tommen
>>70286957
Even worse than Cordy posters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkp3sS4rmIo
>>70286444
Moon of my life.
>>70286986
may sun*
fucking retard
Was the dragon that Tyrion saw in Valyria Drogon or some other dragon?
>>70287003
it would make sense that jaime would fall in love with dany, seeing as jaime is the mad king's son and dany is his sister
>>70286444
Margaery. Fuck all these fags
>>70287037
Drogon was the only one on the loose at the time.
>The Targaryens have always been as unstable as they were great, but this one seems a beast in human skin.
>Viserys Targaryen was bitter and entitled, aye, but a man could deal with Viserys. We've all known worse. But this younger sister of his ... they say she's mad and cruel, a monster.
>The evil is in her blood, she is an inbred born of rape. An usurper, no matter what Barristan Turncloak says.
>She should have been content to grind corn in Essos. Does she truly think that she can ever rule Westeros?
> And Books, the clever Volantene swordsman who always seemed to have his nose poked in some crumbly scroll, thought the dragon queen both murderous and mad. “Her khal killed her brother to make her queen. Then she killed her khal to make herself khaleesi. She practices blood sacrifice, lies as easily as she breathes, turns against her own on a whim. She’s broken truces, tortured envoys … her father was mad too. It runs in the blood.”
>Her blood is bad. She needs to be leeched. The leeches suck away the bad blood, all the rage and pain. No girl can think so full of anger. Daenarys, though her tainted blood would poison even leeches, I fear.
>>70287003
will cersei die before jaime idk
