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canon >>70275276
first for my giant asshole
Diplomatic wise, westeros is Africa. Sam's story should die already, nothing makes sense anymore, bran is a living plot hole.
If bran was inside the mad King's head I quit.
NO GODLESS MAN MAY SIT THE SEASTONE CHAIR!
this thread stinks of piss and old bones
First for Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
multiversual frogfu
who would win in a fight aragorn or prime robert
xth for smee
>>70277715
>literal god
>a strong man who knows how to use a sword
hmm idk anon.
aragorn would BTFO any cunt from got.
who would win in a fight ramsey bolton or two hundred legolas
who would win in a fight 300 gimlis vs 300 ned starks
>>70277711
post the cutest pic of her you can find so I can sav e it
stoked to see the neddle get some use
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>>70277759
Aragorn is a god?
>>70277689
He more than likely was, otherwise it's even more random for them to have that flashback while he was all fucked up still.
>...i said they should make hodor, hold the door
>and they actually did it
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
>>70277707
apologise
>>70277822
"Save it"
>>70277578
what's the endgame for white walkers? are they just mindless killers? if so, why did the fat fuck criticize tolkien for "hurr durr evil orcs" ?
>>70278161
why did you add the house hodor sigil?
Will you forgive D&D if they make Dany the villain at the end ?
Delete this.
>>70278348
Absolutely
>>70278348
Yes
I hate her since season 2
>win everything because reasons
Fuck her she is a fucking cheat
>>70278348
The funny thing is, the normie fanbase is still gonna revere her as a godlike stronk womyn character, even though her actions (past, present, and future) are all deplorable.
Targaryen fucking shits are all monsters.
>Foes and false friends are all around me, Lord Davos. They infest my city like roaches, and at night I feel them crawling over me.” The fat man’s fingers coiled into a fist, and all his chins trembled. “My son Wendel came to the Twins a guest. He ate Lord Walder’s bread and salt, and hung his sword upon the wall to feast with his friends. And they murdered him. Murdered, I say, and may the Freys choke upon their fables. I drink with Jared, jape with Symond, promise Rhaegar the hand of my own beloved granddaughter…but never think that means I have forgotten. The north remembers, Lord Davos. The north remembers, and the mummer’s farce is almost done. My son is home.
>tfw all your friends are normie showfags that bad to read a huff post article on the flashbacks
I hate life.
>>70278505
the show version is going to be so much worse
>They killed my son at the red wedding now I'm going to kill their sons. Watch me kill them
Daily reminder that Jon will be confirmed half-brother of Daenerys in Bran's visions.
Thus he is the "Song of Fire and Ice": The melding of Targaryen's fire and Stark's ice.
Pottery you cucks.
>>70278662
Good job on cracking a 20 year old riddle.
>>70278662
I don't want Dany to be good at all
>>70278691
Oh no, don't fucking pretend you "knew all this timeeee" you fucking faggot.
You stupid shits were laughing at this theory FOR YEARS and deemed as another Tumblr headcanon. And now you are going to get BTFO in a matter of weeks.
>>70277817
Young or old Ned?
>>70277828
kings are considering in Tolkiens work, to have superior strength/ability compared to the everyday man. Fate, i dont need to explain this shit mang>>70278342
>>70278161
>>70277971
>>70277889
whats the actress; name?
>>70278662
>half-brother
>>70278801
Frogfu
>>70278662
Half-brother? Are you that retarded?
NEPHEW! Dany is Mad King's daughter, not Rhaegar's.
>>70277689
Sam's purpose was to bring the Horn of Joramund to Oldtown so Euron could steal it and bring down the wall.
>>70278781
>You stupid shits were laughing at this theory FOR YEARS and deemed as another Tumblr headcanon
??????
What the fuck are you on about? If you pay even the slightest attention to the story, it's very clear that Jon and Dany are the "ice and fire" of the story. The Others and Dragons are another parallel.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10361761
Where would you want to live in Planetos?
>>70277817
how many Howland Reed's?nth for HR is HS
>>70278801
Ellie Kendrick. Played Anne Frank in The Diary of Anne Frank.
>>70278940
I'm talking about Jon and Dany being related. You retards have been denying this for years.
>>70278819
>>70278859
My mistake, got a little mixed-up. Still the same core idea.
>>70278996
>You retards have been denying this for years.
... no?
R+L=J has been literally the most accepted theory in the history of this story, so Jon and Dany being related is a "no shit" situation.
Only contrarians like Preston Jacobs (who I like, btw) refute this.
>>70279078
>Only contrarians like Preston Jacobs (who I like, btw) refute this.
He does have some convincing arguments for B+A=J and R+L=D.
>>70279078
Everytime I talked about that theory here I got shitposted to death. If you are telling the truth, when the fuck did the consensus change?
>>70279039
OK, fine. All is forgiven.
And yeah, obviously Jon will turn out to be Rhaegar's son. Possibly not a bastard - after all Targaryens used to practice polygamy.
>>70279135
>He does have some convincing arguments for B+A=J and R+L=D.
It's semi-convincing, but going by Occam's Razor the most likely situation is Rhaegar and Lyanna fugged and had Jon.
>>70279142
I dunno, /got/ has so many tripfags and autists who shitpost for a living that it's hard to have a real conversation sometimes. Again, contrarianism is a major theme here.
>>70278980>>70278801
Also played Helen in misfits
>>70278890
>so Euron could steal it and bring down the wall.
For what purpose?
>>70279376
Euron wants to bring about the Long Night, anon.
>>70277613
>first for my giant asshole
so was the point of this scene to show us that dany has mastered drogon/dragon riding?
>>70278950
Stormlands .... a simple hunter in the Rainwoods
>>70278950
Dorne. I like warm weather, fruit, and uninhibited brown women.
Based GRRM
>“No” said Martin, “I continue to be opposed to fan fiction because it’s copyright infringement. HBO, of course, gets around this by paying me large dump trucks full of money. So, if you would like to arrive in front of my house with a large dump truck full of money, I may consider allowing you to do some fan fiction. But I won’t consider it fan fiction then. I would consider it a sub-license. I make many sub-licenses to people who do games and card games and coins, etcetera. But Harlan Ellison always had this rule that he has been very vocal about over the years. You can find his diatribe about it on YouTube: ‘PAY THE WRITER’. And I think John also feels (one must) pay the artist, because this is how we make our living.”
>>70279421
Why? I get that he apparently hates the mainlanders for btfo'ing the Greyjoys int heir rebellion but how will the long night solve that?
>>70279604
sounds pretty hostile desu
>>70279517
>At the end of this scene you should be somewhat roused by her and a little horrified. She's not Hitler at Nuremberg but she's got the power.
>>70279604
Hes such a bitter cuck
>>70278538
you're just annoyed that they didn't ask you about it because of how much you sperged out last time :^)
How far would they get in the game of thrones ?
>>70279604
I'll take fanfiction to the big pile of nothing this obese scat fetishist is putting out.
>>70279670
i was somewhat aroused
>>70279604
Unless I see a source, this sounds a little too hostile for GRRM.
So wait, Dany is now immune to fire? Because in season 1, she was burned by the hot egg but just didn't feel it.
In the books, Stannis takes Deepwood Motte and becomes bff with the Glovers.
>Deepwood Motte confirmed taken in he show
>Glovers in next episode
>episode title is The broken man
>>70279715
They'd be mauled with righteous maces because of their faggotry.
>>70279300
I totally forgot she was in Misfits. Man, how many actors played in both? The most obvious one is Iwan Rheon. I researched the first season of Misfits a month ago and I swear I saw another one I caught.
OH YEAH what's his name's mom plays Cat. Michelle Fairley is her name iirc?
Is it just those three? I watched Misfits before I started watching GoT so it was crazy seeing Ramsay for the first time. I like Iwan.
>>70279376
>>70278890
it's a dragon binding horn with the exact same description as the one Euron has.
it's more likely it'll be used to bind a dragon.
>>70279517
>Drogon is suddenly obedient and tame, for no other reason than the plot needs him to be now.
>>70279715
Kircheis would have died in S2. Reinhard would have raped Dany after RETAKING WESTER FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
>>70278950
>beeing the lord of the five forts
>collecting shitton of money from tariffs
>>70279614
he's a Faceless Man with Euron's face and the FM want to give Westeros to their god just like they did Valyria.
>>70279614
Because he serves the Great Other/Storm God.
Notice how in the vision all the gods are impaled on the Iron Throne except those two.
>>70279789
Walder Frey is better at that, he forced the world to make him powerful by blocking a bridge
>>70279715
There's no starships in GoT (yet) so not very far.
>>70279755
rewatched* fuck you autocorrect. Sage.
>>70279771
in fairness all she did was land and pose with him dramatically.
>>70279135
No you don't, Preston.
>>70279771
no y'see anon kelly c was a badass and killed those khals!
so it makes total sense for her to somehow gain mastery over the dragon... off-camera.. because daario called her a conqueror.. or something
Things that would get you to actually drop GOT:
>Bran caused the Mad King to go crazy
>the wall falls down
>all the direwolves dying
I mean, I already dropped it but it sounds like a big piece of shit now.
>>70279751
god anon stop giving me hope
I know this is a cancerous request but does anyone have a direct download link? They've been really zealous on torrents and I don't want another strike.
>>70279751
He will kill them all.
>>70279604
Real or not, I have to agree with this. If you condone fanfiction, and you're a writer, it's SO easy for someone to cut into your business. Especially with his fanbase. There will be someone far more autistic, with far more obsession, who would write a ton of content based on his works. Then you have some jerk off out there promoting his unofficial material. People writing wikis based on the unofficial material. And eventually, everyone tying the unofficial material with the official material.
>>70279858
Don't have on preston, he's kind of batshit but it's in an adorable beetle smashing way.
>>70278950
>Lotus Port
>Isle of Women
>Isle of Birds
>Isle of Love
>Smiling Sea
>Indigo Straits
>Red Flower Vale
>Sweet Lotus Vale
Summer Isles best place.
>>70279869
>>the wall falls down
How else will the Others / White Walkers venture south you double nigger?
>>70279604
he doesn't want there to be unofficial versions of the books he refuses to finish posted on the internet that gain fandoms and get compared to his own.
>>70279869
what's wrong with the wall coming down? you don't like plot progression?
>>70279869
The Wall coming down would be great though.
>>70279517
So what happened to the horse she rode over to Drogon?
>>70278622
>My son was killed at the Red Wedding with Robb Stark the Young Wolf remember him Lord Davos? And now Ramsay Bolton thinks he's the Warden of the North now that he's killed his father Roose Bolton who stabbed Robb Stark the Young Wolf at the Red Wedding three seasons ago. I'm going to kill them all because the North doesn't forget!
>*farts*
>The North will feel the Winds of Winter and a Stark will sit in Winterfell again
>*burps*
>Ramsay Bolton will have no cock at all when we're through with him Lady Sansa
>*farts again*
>>70278348
>at the end
https://youtu.be/hjvBiJa12sg
>>70279928
the horseniggers raped and ate it
>Robert Baratheon: I don't know. But I do know this: If the Targaryen girl convinces her horselord husband to invade and the Dothraki horde crosses the Narrow Sea... we won't be able to stop them.
>Cersei Lannister: The Dothraki don't sail. Every child knows that. They don't have discipline, they don't have armor, they don't have siege weapons.
>Robert Baratheon: It's a neat little trick you do: you move your lips, and your father's voice comes out.
>Cersei Lannister: Is my father wrong?
>Robert Baratheon: Let's say Viserys Targaryen lands with 40,000 Dothraki screamers at his back. We hole up in our castles. A wise move. Only a fool would meet the Dothraki in an open field. They leave us in our castles. They go from town to town, looting and burning, killing every man who can't hide behind a stone wall, stealing all our crops and livestock, enslaving all our women and children. How long do the people of the Seven Kingdoms stand behind their absentee king, their cowardly king hiding behind high walls? When do the people decide that Viserys Targaryen is the rightful monarch after all?
>Cersei Lannister: [pours herself wine and sits] We still outnumber them.
>Robert Baratheon: Which is the bigger number, five or one?
>Cersei Lannister: Five.
>Robert Baratheon: [holds up his left fingers] Five...
>Robert Baratheon: [clutches his right fist] ... one. One army, a real army, united behind one leader with one purpose. Our purpose died with the Mad King.
>[Robert pours himself wine]
>Robert Baratheon: Now we've got as many armies as there are men with gold in their purse, and everybody wants something different: your father wants to own the world. Ned Stark wants to run away and bury his head in the snow.
>Cersei Lannister: What do YOU want?
>Robert Baratheon: [looks at wine glass]
probably my favorite non-book scene from season one
If the night king marked bran and then showed up in like a minute, how did hodor holding the door for thirty seconds do anything at all?
>>70279755
I think there was one or two more, but I can't really remember honestly.
Iwan Rheon is a large part of the reason I got back into this show, after seeing him play goodguy-as-fuck Simon, I wanted to see him play a sadist. Kids got talent.
For a little while I thought Ellie Kendrick was the chick who played Finn's not-really-dad's ex girlfriend in that one episode until I looked up who she was. I figure I forgot because Helen is such a minor role all the way at the end of the show.
Man, I wish they had never pulled the plug on Misfits.
>>70279891
nice try hbo.
>>70279869
The wall falling seems like something that is bound to happen.
>>70279923
>>70279922
>>70279918
Why the fuck would we waste 500+ pages on describing the various forts along the wall and all the defensive measures in place just to have it fall down?
Its like people who want the show to end with Westeros just destroyed. What the fuck is the point? To say that feudalism is bad? GRRM is a few hundred years behind on that cliched shit.
Serious question why hasn't the Baratheon regency massacred every last house on the iron islands and distributed them among the paticipating mainland houses?
They're head house's motto is literally "We are unindependant fuckwits who will fuck you over for free shit when you're not looking".
They're nothing but a blight and an inconvinience to every region on western shores, only prosperity would come from exterminating the houses.
They commit treason once, then commit treason again. I see no reason why they should be allowed to breathe within the realm.
>>70279466
this song singlehandedly makes the anime better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLg_wp0IXoI
HOL UP
That crossbow that Joffrey had, in that scene where Margaery is all "ooh u wanna watch me kill something big boy". Is that the same one that Tyrion uses to kill Tywin? Or are all these crossbows just lying around in case someone needs to shoot a pigeon or something?
>>70279891
PM'd you a link
>>70279869
the first two will only be in the show if GRRM is putting them in the books, so....
>>70278950
>Asshai
Never realised that it was at the literal arse end of the world.
>>70279751
I've awaited 6 episodes, watched horrible Dany and Salsa scenes for finally to see him again
>>70279869
if Bran was the one who caused the Mad King to go crazy I might legit drop the show, I can't stand time travel stories, it's sci-fi at its worst.
>>70279517
The new mandate on the show is that every episode has to end with Caleeesee doing something she's already done in previous seasons while everybody on screen loses their fucking minds.
>>70279604
>writes Medieval Europe and feudal politics fan fiction
>LOL BUT NO ONE CAN WRITE FAN FICTION ABOUT MY STUFF
>OC DONUT STEELE
>>70279970pls
>>70279985
ty senpai enjoy your gold
>>70279977
hurr, why would he spend 7000 thousand pages telling a story when he could just reveal who wins? hurr durr hurr???!!!!
>>70277578
I hate how they are rushing the plot. Let Arya finish her training god damnit! So many unanswered questions.
me thinks the waif will kill Arya and steal her face then go to Westeros with it
>>70280015
2ddl.cc
>>70279869
Get ready, m8, because that wall is coming down.
>>70279963
>Man, I wish they had never pulled the plug on Misfits.
Agreed. It was an excellent show.
>>70279715
Who would they fight for? Every side is obsessed with:
>muh claim to the throne
Two reformers fighting for rights of the commoners against the corrupt nobility wouldn't go well in Westeros, except maybe with the Sparrows, but Reinhard and Kircheis weren't really religious. Their Ideology would be too different from everyone else's.
Only scenario is them conquering cities (without an army to start with, somehow)and forming Reinhard's benevolent Dictatorship.
>>70280015
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=game+of+thrones+s06e06+mega
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E05.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv_snapshot_21.09_[2016.05.31_23.49.51].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zWfGllV.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E05.1080p.HDTV.x264-BATV.mkv snapshot 21.09 [2016.05.31 23.49.51]")
>This is Euron.
>That fucking Tower of Joy scene.
What the fuck are the fucking producers doing
>>70279956
>le on-the-nose expository scene
>le friendly relations between two characters who fucking hate each other
>>70279977
Sometimes it's about the journey, not the destination, friend.
>>70280061
Aye, it's me dicount Russel Crowe.
>>70280061
He's a great Euron.
>>70280031
So you're just being deliberately obtuse.
>>70279977
>Spend 8 brazilian pages describing a wall
>Don't knock it down
Well then what the fuck is the point of describing the Others, and building them up as the big looming threat?
Realistically, is there any possibility that Hodor survived?
>>70280096
I guess that's why the show is such a great piece of work in its writing, right? Who cares that Arya just left the Faceless Men after two seasons of nothing, lol, its about the journey.
>>70279604
It'd be funny if in the decade that we've waited for TWOW that someone would just release a fan fiction book of it and it actually turned out to be way better than the actual book
>>70279142
I've always accepted it as part of the contrarianism meme. Otherwise /got/ is literally full of retards. It's kind of like you have people playing dumb about Stannis' death on the show, his fans are usually pretty intelligent so I can't imagine it's anything more than excuse to post about their favourite character in his absence. Or you have people on 4chan pretending to be racists or making fun of atheists because of liberals/sjws. Of course, some are actually stupid enough to not be doing it ironically.
>>70280122
>bioweapon made by CoF to combat humans
>big looming threat
top kek, upboated
>>70280061
>What the fuck are the fucking producers doing
sounds like something a guy with no dick would ask. LOL!!!
>>70280129
He's either in shreds or a wight.
>>70279956
The Robert and Cersei conversations, and Robert drinking scenes, were amongst the best of the OC, by a long shot.
>>70280115
fuck off pleb
>>70280079
>friendly relations
maybe the star wars prequels are more your speed, where everyone has to announce what emotion they are currently experiencing, and every character is a 2-dimensional plank of wood. That scene's great because it shows how frustrated Cersei is with her situation and her inability to influence Robert, who's borderline depressed and would rather drink and fuck himself to death
>le
oh never mind, I just got baited by a reddit newfriend. Now I look foolish.
>>70280061
>That fucking Tower of Joy scene.
Was pretty good?
I dont really get the whining, just because it wasnt the most ebin scene of all time like you envisioned doesn't make it *bad*
>>70280165
are... are you denying their place in the story as the big looming threat?
>>70279517
this dragon must have a lot of teeth problems, it must hurt like hell
>>70280115
Oh, please, stop shilling. Pic related is basically Euron. Pilou is not a bad actor but he's completely uncomfortable in the role. There's something wrong with it and anyone can see it. Whether it's his fault or the production being complete shit though is another matter.
>>70280201
>Was pretty good
are you fucking high?
>>70278472
jesus christ how horrifying!
>>70280129
I don't know but that scene basically promised us Wight Wylis, so if we don't get him I'll be pissed.
>>70279983
Same crossbow.
Joffrey explains the mechanism with the lever to Margaery, we see Tyrion carrying the crossbow and lever to the toilet when he murders Tywin.
>>70280060
For some reason this never occurred to me. Probably just retarded.
ty for spoonfeed.
>>70277707
ask him to do it again
>get to appear as an extra in GoT
>your role is to stand next to the ugly dwarf and boo
>>70280203
i blame the red wedding for the jump in viewership
>>70280165
>gigantic horde of sanic-speed zombies
>commanded by partially immune to weapons ice zombies
>not a looming threat
k
>>70277707
offer her as a sacrifice so that Charles gains eternal life
>>70280215
Well production has been complete shit since season1 so it is more than likely that it's their fault and not actor's (and he is decent enough actor)
>>70280203
*Views, not ratings...
>>70280216
It was good you autist
>>70280201
no milkglass light saber
>>70280213
my dad's wife says that dragons are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush
>>70280191
Euron isn't supposed to be edgy mc grimdark.
>>70280215
That's a better interpretation than the previous anon posted. But it's still fanart, you dope. Also, you don't know what shilling mean. Opinion disregarded.
>>70280061
Gallivanting with no cock.
>>70279869
>Bran caused the Mad King to go crazy
Might happen in the show because everything is Bran in the show, but in the books it was almost certainly Bloodraven.
>the wall falls down
It's gonna happen right soon, senpai. Branfu got branded
>all the direwolves dying
Ghost is gonna get it soon. Maybe not Nymeria for a while but she's MIA so who cares.
>>70280200
my speed is Ingmar Bergman. that scene has nothing to do with Robert Baratheon's character in the books. also I'm not sure what you think "on the nose" means because I basically accused you of liking about it what you're accusing me of liking. Cersei even asks Robert directly what he wants for god's sake. the two characters would never even have had that conversation in the books.
>>70277705
Dusty old bones?? Full of green dust??
>>70279981
mah nigga
>>70280305
Absolute shit directing, cinematography, editing, horrible fucking acting, characters not being recognizable (meaning the Kingsguard)
>>70280364
Completely wrong on all counts
>>70280325
You stupid? Euon is edgy personified. He ripped out the tongues of all his crew members and then named his ship Silence.
>>70280121
>>70280200
is accusing the other person of what you're doing yourself part of the standard discursive strategy of this board or something?
>>70280216
>everything about this show sucks!
>hey, this scene was okay
>ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The arguments on /got/ are so fucking productive
>>70280392
Whatever you must be fucking drugged out of your mind if that amateur shit was passable for you.
>>70280252
Just realized how much makeup they're all wearing. Disgusting
>>70279869
why does everyone care about the shitty fucking direwolves? is everyone here a furry?
>>70280303
yes, very astute
they are called viewership ratings.. you know like nielson ratings
pack it up for the day, son. youre posting privs are revoked
>you will never be best buds with Preston Jacobs
why live?
>>70280122
When Bran goes back South of the wall, the mark he was given by the NK will allow them to pass too.
The wall doesn't have to fall down.
What the fuck happened here?
Screen from yesterday.
>>70280325
>Euron isn't supposed to be edgy mc grimdark.
>>70280339
>Ghost is gonna get it soon. Maybe not Nymeria for a while but she's MIA so who cares
ghost is the one direwolf that i think will survive the show. in the books i think ghost, summer, and nymeria will survive until the end of the series, i think the epilogue of the last book will be of bran, arya, and jon living their second life in their wolves
>>70280378
You actually wrote your retarded upward inflection in text? Are you 14? Because that's how a 14 year old would talk.
>>70280434
where are you m8 and the ask me again.
>>70278950
>Disgusting barbarians not wanting to live inside the Black Walls of Volantis
>>70280160
Hey I'm not saying there aren't boring plotlines and you have a point with Arya's. Hers does seem to start paying off just now. Hell, I won't even claim the most other plotlines are good at this point, the story peaked in ASOS, with the second climax coming in the next book (so now in the show - Stannis at Winterfell, Jon coming back, Jon riding to Winterfell, Dany getting her shit back together and marching on Meereen [fuck her, I just want to see her finally go the fuck to Westeros], and the King's Landing shit.
So to answer your question, yes, it seems boring compared to seasons 1-3, but hopefully it'll start ramping up soon and continue the entertaining journey onto the destination.
>>70280325
>Euron isn't supposed to be edgy mc grimdark
>A tall and twisted thing with one black eye, sailing on a sea of blood
>That night, Aeron prayed for his brother's death
Euron lashes his pregnant pet slut to the mast of his ship naked, next to his brother, who he has molested, drugged, tortured, abused and tormented. He has murdered his family in cold blood because he didn't like them, he's got a black fucking eye covered with a blood red eyepatch, his ship is painted all red because there were too many bloodstains at a certain point. A common epithet of George for him is 'Dripping with malice.' He wears mostly black and red and has played mind games on his entire family and many others besides. He tears out his followers' tongues so that they don't talk shit, and has considered making a cloak out of people's tongues when they've spoken ill of him.
He is the edgiest fucking character since shadow the edgehog, and you are an illiterate retarded wikifag who needs to kill himself before he posts another ignorant belief was though it's anywhere near correct.
The chubby scandi mutton chops man is nothing like book Euron and you should seriously consider euthanizing yourself for thinking that Euron isn't edgy.
>>70280427
What was wrong with it then?
>>70280037
I'm thinking more like Arya kills waif, Faceless Men get a face and it's all the same to the Many Faced God and they let Arya leave
>>70280453
>I can't argue with this guy anymore so I better resort to name-calling
epic
>>70278950
White Harbor seems real comfy
>>70280483
But my point is that if the destination is garbage and retroactively makes the journey pointless, then the journey itself wasn't very good.
I don't really want ASOIAF to be Mass Effect.
>PROMISE ME, BREAD
>>70280483
GRRM was going to do a five year time skip so we could skip shit like arya's training and the dragons growing big
So its not all D&D's fault t b h
>>70280445
dat right dere is a cop out senpaitchi
What year will GRRM finish TWOW?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10363477
>>70280530
nope
>arya kills the waif
>jaqen tells her it was all just a test
>jaqen takes his face off
>it's syrio
>he allows arya to leave
jaqen is syrio get hype
>>70280498
show euron just have been presented
hopefully he is as edgy as book euron
>>70280507
Why even ask when you know the answers? He got them from /got/ no less
>The dialogue sucks because it wasnt like the books
>a guy in a magical fantasy world isnt supposed to dual wield because its not what people did in medieval times
>>70280530
This, this is the only way I see that situation resolving in a way that moves the storyline in the direction it was going.
Although, she DID go and retrieve Needle, which she was supposed to get rid of.
>>70280554
>you're a fatass piece of shit and a massive disappointment as a son and I hate you
what did Randyll mean by this?
I LOVE Sam's new plot line!
Showing it's OK to take another man's child... the unfolding story of Sam's RACIST privileged white CIS family... it really makes you think.
It's going to educate the dummy masses on their PRIVILEGE and INTOLERANCE... and what it REALLY mean to be a man. You DON'T have to be some masculine narrow-minded CHAD.
So progressive.
Thank god it's 2016.
>>70280587
So Syrio confirmed dead and just another face?
GET HYPE
>>70280498
Why is he so based
>>70280599
Was the TOJ scene in the books? I don't know, I got bored half way through the fifth book
>>70280599
>>70280599
It sucked because I honestly could not regocnize the kinsguard members at all, based on what I had read from the books. That's probably the biggest offense, amateur hour directing and cinematography comes second. None of that dream like, mystic feel to it.
>>70280639
eh
gives sam a reason to stop by Horn Hill and it foreshadows R+L=J
>>70280665
toj is in the first book. ned dreams it, so it doesn't exactly happen in the story, just a dream.
>>70280587
nope, the waif will be syrio after arya kills it
>>70280639
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR CORRECT
Go back to tumblr, ma'am
>>70280325
>Euron isn't supposed to be edgy mc grimdark.
killing a relative or hanging someone in a figurehead is not edgy
>>70280549
Well I guess we can sit together and hold hands while we watch the journey unfold then, anon. I'm pretty sure the Wall falls though. And none of that faggot shit.
>>70280581
Yeah, but he didn't right? ADWD and AFFC happened after he gave up on that, right?
>>70280710
faces don't change your height, she's too short to be syrio (i think? he wasn't much taller than arya, but the waif seems too short)
>>70280655
Might makes right anon.
>>70280593
Hopefully. If Pilou can actually scare me, then I'll accept him as Euron. So far he's completely unconvincing and just seems like some sort of dumbass.
1 minute into the interview and he gives you this look
how do you proceed?
>>70280755
>faces don't change your height,
pretty sure they do
>>70280755
>faces don't change your height
You fucking wot?
You don't remember Waif turning into Jaqen?
>>70280801
Stutter through the interview while images of him fucking me senseless plays in my head
>>70279979
I agree
>>70277578
where's the webm
https://youtu.be/MgFPVae1Cb8?t=1m14s
At 1:14 Dayne plants a sword in the ground between him and Ned Stark, before talking with him. He then immediately unsheathes two swords after the talk, while the planted sword is gone.
Did Dayne take the planted sword mid conversation, sheath it, then unsheath it a few seconds after at the end of the conversation? Why plant the sword in the first place?
Surely I couldn't have been the first to notice this.
>"Where are my niece and nephew? Let's go murder them."
>Everybody just goes along with it
>Nobody looks apprehensive or uncomfortable at all with this declaration
>Aeron the godly man completely fine and not taken aback whatsoever
Kinslaying is supposed to be the most fuck-awful stigma you can possibly have, yet everybody seems to collectively forget this. It looked hilariously retarded enough watching all the Ironborn stand around while the new king lays questionably dead on the beach at worst, or significantly less brain cells at best. You can almost see the thought bubbles of "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...", only for them to depart into a kinslaying lynch mob seconds later on top of it.
I didn't think anything the Ironborn could do could surpass the idiocy of the Bolton raid, but D&D does not disappoint.
>>70280498
Found the edge lord. Euron is an evil son of a bitch. But he's also a charismatic, witty, and endearing evil son of a bitch. He's not the brooding type. No one would contest the depth of his evil. I'm just saying he isn't the guy who is going to sulk and frown when he kills you. He's the type to fly into a laughing maniacal fit.
This is what you're getting with show Theon. He's evil as fuck, he's chaotic, charismatic, witty, and smiles when he thinks about killing people.
>>70280755
>>70280818
Jaqen looks to be at least a head taller when he's in his normal face as opposed to his little old black man face.
>>70279517
I don't like this scene, at all. Where did Drogon even come from? How did she know he was there? She saw a bit of sand blowing in the wind and instantly recognized that Drogon was nearby or something?
>>70280586
>all these people voting 2020+
oh wow, you're sooo mature and cynical. So grounded with reality.
Do you really think he's going to take 9+ years to write a book?
>>70280871
No, he draws Dawn from the ground and his left hand sword from his left hip scabbard.
Watch closer. Dawn doesn't come out of a sheath.
>>70280061
Euron's supposed to be this bad ass chaotic evil bond villan, not this idiot.
>>70280755
faye marsay is 5ft 2
milos yerolemou is 5ft 3
IT FITS
arya was smaller back then and you cant count is 5 inches of hair
>>70280530
I swear I've responded to this same post earlier today.
Arya got blinded for just killing someone she wanted to instead of someone she was told to. They won't just let her go for killing the Waif.
>>70280871
You're a stupid blind fucking faggot
>>70280447
>plejada
holy shit anon, aren't you ashamed to post this ?
>>70280911
SYRIO CONFIRMED ALIVE
Guise, where are he leaks from next Sunday?
>>70280801
>GLURGHHHHHH
>UUUGHHHH
>uhhgg....
>...
what did he mean by this?
>>70280717
There's maybe a dozen people who have kinslayed in the world of Westeros. The Freys stuck Robb's direwolfs head on his body. But were they being all dark about it? No, they were laughing and partying.
>>70280901
ah. Thanks anon!
>>70280845
>it's an anon reads my mind episode
We all agree danycucks are somehow worse than stannisautists yes?
What's the /got/ approved recap of the last episode?
>watching it myself
I'd really rather not
>>70280980
kek
>>70280980
10/10
>>70280991
I have never once seen someone being a "fan" of Dany on /got/. Stop making up problems that do not exist.
>>70277707
Be grateful, of course.
I never had one before.
>>70280944
>>70280911
>>70280755
https://twitter.com/rumorbuzz/status/725725798540447744/photo/1
>>70280926
Had a bad day?
https://twitter.com/miltosyerolemou?lang=en
the actor is on thronecast next monday
why all of a sudden is he doing game of thrones stuff after all this time?
BECAUSE SYRIO IS COMING BACK
>>70281020
I'm a fan of Dany.
>>70280916
Jaqen said one way or another, a face will be added to the hall, Waif is a face.
This time it'll all be the same to the Many Faced God cause Many Faced god is weird like that
Has any X=Y theory turn out to be true?
>>70281036
don't be such a dumbass next time
DAE notice how almost every white actor on GOT has blue eyes?
>>70280963
>*winks and makes a lewd face*
what did he mean by this?
>>70281048
Yes.
>>70281048
y=mx+b
>>70281048
Night King = Azor Ahai
>>70280969
Lol just shut up retard. Freys arent kin to Robb Stark and you have no fucking idea how many people have slayed their kin in westeros because there isn't a fucking westeros bureau of crime statistics.
Kingslaying =/= Kinslaying just stop typing stuff about this series until you actually know what you're talking about.
>>70280882
>you're not edgy if you take pleasure in being edgy
>you're not edgy if you have a high charisma mod when you bathe in organs while listening to let the bodies hit the floor
Stop trying to damage control your ridiculous post, you got BTFO.
>>70281060
I don't pay attention to racial features
>>70280980
I'm a retard. What does this reference?
>>70281034
>>70281040
but then again IF the waif is syrio why the bloodlust to kill arya?
he has to be jackie bizarre
>>70281034
>Same show actors trained by same trainers use same moves
AMAZING
How will our man Randyl his sword back?
That fat fucking autist ran off with it.
>>70280999
nice trips
1.Arya finally moves her plot by refusing to become none, dugs out her needle and awaits Waif to come and kill her
2.Sam is fat, steals his father sword because he is fat spineless fuck who is too scared to say a word to his father during dinner yet during night he is hero
3. Dany gives another grand speech
4. Faith gets more power and Jaime finally send to Riverlands
5. Freys lost castle to Blackfish and confirmed Brotherhood without banner to not be cut from plot
>>70281048
GRRM = A HACK
among others
Why everbody here is so edgy and hates Daenerys?
>>70280872
Relax. More than half of the group left taking his ships.
>>70281059
I'll try my best.
>>70280916
That part is pretty confusing. But Arya's blindness was part of her training. It was framed as a punishment, but in reality they were going to make her blind anyway to train. The price was paid when the faceless man killed himself.
>prom is mean ed
what does this mean? are we gonna see what happened at this 'prom'?? red wedding reference?
>>70281060
You aren't white if you have anything but blue, grey or pure green eyes (no hazel mongrels welcome).
>>70279604
faek
>>70281131
Because they are afraid she will be the ruler of all at end
>>70278950
Is Planetos flat? also is that Mordor in the corner there?
>>70281131
We are misogynists
Now get out
>>70281131
Liking Dany is edgy.
>>70280872
Honestly, less cringy than the
>"we announce a new alliance between crown and faith"
>bunch of dirt covered peasants start yelling in joy uncontrollably for some reason
so fucking retarded
>>70281131
She's the villian
>>70281097
Age of Empires
>>70281122
>he is fat spineless fuck who is too scared to say a word to his father during dinner
To be fair, Sam could have, but he didn't because he was afraid that if he told his father off, he'd throw out Gilly and her kid. He kept his mouth shut and let his father talk shit.
>>70281097
age of empires
>>70281146
end yourself degenerate
>>70281146
What show is this?
Why would they feel it necessary to interview an actress that's only shown for a few minutes on air?
>>70281171
It's Valyria, which is basically Mordor.
>>70279917
Has tourist trap written all over it.
>may I interest you in these high quality feathers?
>>70281109
it makes more sense for jaqen to be syrio rather than the waif
>>70281097
newfag
JUSTICE!
>>70281210
I meant the actual corner, Ulthos or something
>>70281208
she's a woman anon, she deserves special treatment
>>70281270
and a qt
>>70281182
Isn't that exactly what the christians are doing every time Pope speaks?
>>70281235
Sorry.
>>70281047
So the Many Faced God wants a face this time, not a specific person? Why did they give her that specific target then if it doesn't matter? Or the Many Faced Wants a Face, regardless, and the target was decided upon by Jaqen for training? So as far as the Many Faced God wants a face, but Jaqen wants that target. Makes sense I guess.
>>70281143
Why frame it as punishment though? I thought their whole organization was centered around assassinations. I thought the entire point of losing your identity was so you didn't turn into some rogue killer (Arya's list would disappear because she'd just turn into "a girl"). I thought since she went rogue they needed to punish her so she learned to not do that.
>>70279747
No, she wasn't.
>>70277707
"Thank you brother Numpsay"
>>70277578
I hate the racism of Sam's father. Just because Gilly is not the "superior race".
>>70281262
So grim and realistic. What a loss that GRRM chose to write genre-fiction instead of literature, and the worst kind of genre-fiction at that: fantasy.
>>70281146
Ned wasn't into marrying brothers to sisters so he stood her up and she never forgave him.
Almost started a civil war in the North.
>>70281315
They're assassins, you pay and they kill
>>70279763
>it's a dragon binding horn
No, it isn't.
>>70281131
>armies seem to conveniently fall in her lap
>never faces any consequences for her actions
>just repeats her titles in response to any challenge
>all other characters worship her for no real reason
>wants to become queen of a kingdom while being infertile, defeating the entire point
>played by one of the worst actresses on the show
Has there ever been a more unlikable protagonist?
>>70281328
Discrimination in the medieval era was more to do with religion+culture+education level than "race".
Best girl
>>70281210
>It's Valyria, which is basically Mordor.
It literally says Ulthos, not Valyria.
>>70280980
l o l (lots of laughs)
>>70281328
Its funny because first men are anglos and the andals are the shitskins.
Its like argentina saying its whiter than Scotland
Sam is supposed to be fit by now. This show is shit
>>70281148
one grey/green one blue/green masterrace
>>70281372
It still is shit. Be happy that your son managed to find a good girl to settle down with
>>70281399
It's magic fat
>>70281397
Wrong. First Men all have dark hair. Andals have blondes mixed in.
First men are Anglos, Andals are vikings, Rhoynar are filthy meds.
>>70281397
>first men=celts
>andals=anglos
>targs=normans
>>70281091
>Freys arent kin to Robb Stark
I wasn't saying they were. I was drawing a parallel from making someone a figurehead, and making someone a dead wolf headed horseman.
As for kinslaying, Stannis killed Renly. Tyrion killed Tywin. And Craster would sacrifice his children to the Others.
>you're not edgy if you take pleasure in being edgy
>you're not edgy if you have a high charisma mod when you bathe in organs while listening to let the bodies hit the floor
Well... Kinda, yea. That's like calling Deadpool edgy.
>>70281399
Is he in the books?
>>70281034
whats that mean.
>>70281390
Delete this
>>70281445
Of course he's fit in the books. How would you expect him to stay fat on the Wall.
>>70281148
Blue eyes w/ blond hair = nasty
>>70281444
Only the Punisher is edgier than Deadpool.
>>70281459
What mate?
>>70281399
No, the actor is shit.
I think that the line "Are you not fat enough already?" was unintentional and that the actor just could not resist.
>>70281445
>>70281474
He is still quite fat in the books, perhapps more fit but still fat.
>>70281445
Yes Sam is in the books, are you retarded?
No they just wrote one of the most important characters in the series only in the show. Drink bleach.
>>70281482
Butthurt shitskin detected.
Is Tommen the worst King Westeros has ever had?
I think he is.
>>70281328
quite possibly the most founded racism in a TV show to date
>People who killed and/or ate then killed your cousins
>people who fuck are inbreeds who haven't advanced any meaningful way in thousands of years
>people who choose to live in a barren place full of monsters because they are outlaws and social rejects
>Gilly wonders in amazement at a fork
>>70281444
Some interpretations of deadpool are very edgy. I think you have no fucking concept of what the term 'edgy' means. You take it to mean 'miserable.'
>>70281436
Jesus, you faggots even argue about Fictional races
>>70281514
Fuck you the actor of Sam is awesome
>>70281528
I'm the whitest guy I know
Also gingers are disgusting
>>70281544
This entire thread is about arguing over a fictional world. You're a fucking moron.
I keep hearing about fucking leaks but no one ever actually posts them- what the shit.
Do we at least know who wins the Battle of the Bastards?
>>70279751
Why did Brienne said that she executed him, yet we haven't seen it????
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
>>70281536
Maybe "frowny mcbrooding pants" would have been a more accurate term.
>>70281530
>s who haven't advanced any meaningful way in thousands of years
As opposed to the rest of Westeros, literally stuck in feudalism for ten thousand years.
>>70281571
Gingers are one of those races where the good ones are amazing tier and the bad ones are absolute trash. Celts are weird like that
>>70281571
Gingers are literally whiter than you
>>70281568
That's not fair, Joffrey is a golden god.
>>70281571
>I'm the whitest guy I know
What's it like to be a Mexican living in Brazil?
>>70281131
I don't dislike book dany but show dany is a constant failure of a character.
>>70281599
Perhaps. If you think Mads couldn't pull off charismatic though you haven't watched him as Hannibal or Le Chifre. He can actually be quite charming
>>70281568
HE SHOULD NOT HAV DIED ;_;
>>70281530
How the fuck are you supposed to advance your society when there isn't even fucking Deers to hunt? When you survive on squirrels?
They don't CHOOSE to live there- there's a big fucking wall in the way of them leaving.
>>70281199
this is what I was thinking for the whole entire scene. Please don't get gilly thrown out, sam. That little baby is gonna have an awesome life (compared to what it may have been). Then he TAKES THEM AWAY AFTER STEALING HIS FATHERS (probably) MOST CHERISHED BELONGING aw dude i was kind of rooting for sam before he started acting all crazy
>>70281625
I live in the best city in the world, faggot. The city of brotherly love. End yourself
>>70281360
So why did they frame her killing Myran fookin Trant (or who is it in the books? Raph?) to be bad worthy of blinding but they'll just be like
>Na it's cool I didn't like that cunt Waif girl anyway?
I swear D&D are going to pull a
>haha you passed the test. The actress was a fake target and she was good, but this fucking cunt was your real target!
>>70281148
don't let jews lies divide white master race
>>70281097
A game older than you are.
>>70277578
WTF why did the faceless followers wanna kill Arya just because she didnt wanna be an Assassin?
NEW THREAD
>>70281687
>>70281687
>>70281687
>>70281649
>that pic
>what could have been
>instead we got BIG GOG XDDD and LET'S GO MURDER THEM
Not the actor's fault, I know. Mads probably would have walked out of the set upon reading the script.
7 million jews died for our right to make fun of blue eyed/blond hair people
>>70281677
>brotherly love
>kill yourself faggot
Cool
>>70281666
Well his dad has treated him like shit his whole life and literally threatened to kill him if he didn't take join the Nights Watch so his younger brother could inherit lands and titles.
>>70281677
>Philly
lmao confirmed not white
>>70281662
BRAN THE BUILDER IS DONALD TRUMP CONFIRMED
IT FITS
BUILD IT
>>70281131
Everytime I see that screenshot, I only see this.
It almost feels like the waif is becoming "Someone" Seems like she starting to get jollies out of beating on arya and seems quite happy with the idea of killing her.
>>70279869
>Tommen gets poisoned by sneks
>Brienne gives Tormund her good pussy. He can't handle her.
>Ayra, by chance, bumps into Gendry on her return to King's Landing, saving his life somehow
>Jorah sacrifices himself for mother of burgers after she gets into yet another fuck up
>>70280872
>Kinsla
Nah, kinslaying is only wrong when Stannis does it.
Where are my niece and nephew? Let's go murder them.
10/10 writing.
>>70279869
>Ramsay is killed by either Sansa or Brienne
>Mountain dies before Cleganebowl
>Arya is somehow still turned into a faceless man (hurr durr just a test)
>Jorah cures his skin aids
>Jon and Sansa love story
What is your favorite capekino
I would find it funny as fuck if Ser Cuck would kill Dany, but I fail to find a good reason for him to do so.
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