Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK.
>>70265499
ignore this thread
frogfu
>>70267009
dont get this
pretty ssure she isnt french
How are the Iron Islands so powerful/populated when they're so small in comparison to the other Kingdoms?
WE IN BLOOD & FIRE MODE NOW, BOYS
>>70266969
JON! JON! JON!
>>70266969
shut up faggot
>>70266971
To catch the blades. If they were rounded a sword strike could easily glance off them and land in her neck. With 'dents' in there the blade will catch, leaving her neck safe.
Reminder to report currypoo in loo shills
>>70267032
They're not powerful
>>70267052
where are those stupid promse me ned posters?
>>70267009
>frogbleh
>>70267055
Yeah they are, they controled the riverbanks before Aegon came, and their fleet is one of the best in westeros
This post is dedicated to Lord Walter Frey of the Twin Towers, First of His Name, King of the Andes and the Free Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Warden of the North and Protector of the Realms
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
SAM!
GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SWORD, YOU FAT FUCK!
nth for the return of Thugfish
Gilly is quite intelligent and well-spoken for someone who spent her entire life in a rape cult.
Why didn't they make her more retarded?
>>70266969
This defiance was so retarded on the show because the freys had no hostages save for Edmure so her turning down a 5000+ man size army was just d&d shitting on Stannis
CONFIRMED BOYS
>queen of wyverns
best girl
>>70267125
did he ever find the perfect tree to piss on?
>>70267095
>literally MTV shilling
report all commercial shilling
>>70267052
>Filtering Caloreesiposters
Chubby chaser pls
>>70267093
>walter
>jamie
>cercei
>john
>damhair
What are some other misspellings that trigger you /got/?
>>70267052
I'd take rather have /pol/ over the lyanna pedos and jon/sansa shippers.
>>70267125
>Wearing a mail coif without an arming cap
>Winter is literally never coming in the show
It's like they don't even fucking care at this point
>>70267154
she pretty
>>70267092
No. They used to be powerful (hoare era) but now, theyre just sea hobos. They get rekt by Stannis and cant do anything if its not by surprise
>>70267162
the fuck wrong witchu?
>>70267177
kys
>>70267133
Craster's wives have to know basic medicine, carpentry, cooking, hunting, tailoring, trapping and various wilderness survival skills to avoid dying of poisoned mushrooms or hordes of bears.
>>70267236
When did you last see a horde of bears
>>70267133
Presumably Sam taught her a lot in the few years she was at castle black.
>>70267095
>black bull
:^)
>>70267173
>tfw Jamie is actually my name
Isn't the "Jaime" spelling the girl version?
>>70267169
Yeah you're right its so stupid that the north held the heir and had no kin left to save from the red wedding would want to join Stannis and his 5000+ army to depose the Boltons
List of Freys who have died so far
>Stevron
>Ryman
>Tion
>Jinglebells Aegon
>Cleos
>Petyr Pimple
>Merrett
>Rhaegar
>Symond
>Jared
>Little Walder
>Aenys
Freys currently in immediate danger
>Hosteen
>Black Walder
>Big Walder
>Rosilin
>Gatehouse Amie
>Fat Walda (Dead in show)
>Edwyn
Has any house suffered even half as much as the House of Frey? And still you have fat losers sitting at home trying to pass moral judgement on them, shameful.
>>70267260
>years
>>70267179
that armor looks pretty shit in general.
>>70267266
No, it's the GRRM is special spelling, like "ser"
webm when?
>reading the books for the first time
>get to the part in Clash of Kings explaining Harrenhal's origins
>pre-Targaryen, Iron Born King Harper rules most of Westeros
>bankrupts the Riverlands building the most incredible castle on the continent
>moves into Harrenhal the exact day Aegon arrives on the mainland and begins his conquest
Jesus fucking Christ, someone put the Iron Born out of their misery already.
>>70267274
>bookfag
yeah fuck off to /lit/ you little weapon
OFFICIAL /got/ Lyanna casting
God tier
>Cordyfu
>Bridgetfu
>Kayafu
>T*rkfu
Brettygud tier
>Addyfu
>Woodfu
>Grathfu
>Jenconfu
>Kstewfu
fuck off tier
>Sasha gray
>Stoya
>ratface
>older maisie clone
>>70267303
>King Harper
King Harren*, fuck.
>>70267290
It's just the middle English spelling. Plenty of fantasy authors do this sort of thing, just be thankful he isn't Gene Wolfe.
>>70267274
Black Walder is not in danger - Black Walder IS the danger.
>>70267266
>>70267290
Jaime is a real boys' name as well, pronounced like Jamie.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640
http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10356640
>>70267259
>there will be a point where there will not be another episode of GoT to look forward to
No matter how shit this series becomes I don't think I will be able to handle this feel
>>70267336
that was White Walder, dipshit.
>>70267285
It would have been better if he had some proper plate pieces on top of it bloody hell do DABID really suck in the armour and weapons department
>>70267009
>You will never be freezing and cuddle up with her, and to prevent hypothermia you let her stick her dick in you
Why even live?
>>70267336
Only to the people in front of him in succession. Some Mallister fucking shit is probably going to ambush and murder him
>>70267324
> best girl of got
Least amount of screen time.
>>70267383
Because she's disgusting and ugly ?
>>70267350
>CIA, Stannis, Hound
fucking memers
>>70267290
I had to get over the way uncle was spelled
>>70267392
Jaime seems like he's in place in the books to face off.
>>70267398
>disgusting and ugly
woman detected
>>70267375
>posting this plain jane again
why do people pretend this ugly bitch is hot?
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Who are these people who keep giving their nubile daughters to Walder fucking Frey
>>70267375
so fuccn pale
>>70267410
What is it again, Nuncle?
>>70267421
I'm not info boyish faces
>>70267303
I'm wondering wht these 'great sailors' with decent ships and sails never decided to sail west or even raid the free cities or something.
>Prince that was promise me, ned
>>70267434
Minor houses with spare daughters to trade for some favors.
>You will never be one of Walder Frey's cute Great Grandchildren
>You will never get betrothed to some Northern lass in order to improve relations
Why even go on living?
>>70267350
> There are that many Stannis fans here
>>70267449
They have sailed west, but there's like nothing there.
which game of thrones character would you want to be castrated by?
>>70267095
>that nigger
>>70267490
M A R R Y M E
E
E
R
A
>>70267449
There's open ocean to the west, something the Ironborn aren't actually happy about because krakens and shit, terminating in the Summer Isles where they've got fast "swan ships" and the people are used to firing arrows and fleeing as a defence.
Basically, they'd get fucking rekt.
>>70267351
>no more episodes
>not even the books will be released
It hurts
>>70267449
Apparently they do from time to time. Not so much since Aegons conquest but some are active in the stepstones.
>>70267490
Varys. He'd be sympathetic
>>70267350
>Stannisfags
>Davosfags
disturbing, this is 2016 you fucking fools
>>70267095
>something that was clearly going to happen happened
Wew
>A man must agree to the other fellow man promise, should he be the warden of the north.
>>70267490
Bran, just like Varys was
>>70267180
last episode of season 6 is called the winds of winter
So how many undead starks we got at this point
Undead Benjen
Undead Cat
Undead Jon
and here I thought GRRM was just a psycho who liked killing starks.
>show destroyed Margaery's arc in one episode
If Arya survives, it's gonna be ridiculous, right ?
who /kayanna/ here?
>>70267052
BASED
>>70267590
Ned comes back episode 10 saw it in a leak
>>70267590
the night's king in the books is maybe a stark, right?
>>70267590
Don't forget Ned's head on undead Gregor.
>>70267422
something about her plainness attracts me
>>70267569
>He burned my parts on a brazier; the flames burned blue, and I heard a voice answer his call. I still dream of that night. Not of the sorcerer, not of his blade...I dream of the voice. Was it a god? A demon? Some conjurer's trick? I don't know but the sorcerer called, and a voice answered.
IT WAS BRAN ALL ALONG
BURN THE WALL
BURN THE WALL
BURN THE BALL
BURN THE BALLS
>>70267602
she had an arc?
First for jaquen is a child molester \o)
>There are MORE Starks this season than there were last season
Woah
>>70267602
>Margaery's arc
yeah what happened to Bronn's arc anyway
>>70267350
>Jon higher than based Randyll
>>70267095
>tfw being a strong dominant male african
>invited to watch some fantasy lord of the rings series by the indian possy on the campus
>not interested, but you heard there are midgets fucking so it could be tight
>shanikra told you she will invite emily, the white bitch you've been trying to inseminate since you saw her in the first semestar at afro-american studies
>watching the show at shanikras apartment, all full of lanky underfed pajeets she invited, you feel dominant as fuck, you could kill them all and fuck all the girls in this apartment if you wanted to
>the scene with some faggot whiteboy, everyone seems concentrated, the faggot opens his eyes shanikra and the pajeets start chanting
>now is my time to act
>emily, your butthole is mine
>tfw emily
>invited by shanikra to watch GoT, Jon is hot will be cool, I read on reddit he'll survive
>oh fuck she invited her cousins and that obnoxious jamal
>finally there is Jon, he's so hot, OMG he's alive, I knew it but I have to act, shanikra said she's filming this so she'll put it on youtube
>what is with jamal, he is all over me, please don't touch me
>he cannot stop, and shanikra's cousins are looking at me strangely
>please god just make it stop
>>70267602
> Margaery
> An arc
>>70267602
>implying she's not faking it
>>70267422
Plain makes her approachable to a plain man such as myself.
>>70267605
can you delete this?
>>70267547
>A man is hung, a girl knows this.
>>70267604
Depends on the circumstances but most likely yes.
>>70267620
If this happens Gurm is Tolkein
>>70267619
She looks like Tracey Beaker
>>70267656
Sounds about right. You think she's on your level.
>>70267605
I never knew Steve-O was a giant.
>Promise me, Ned.
>>70267605
remove this or i'm calling the relevant authorities
>>70267605
LUCKY BASTAARD
>>70267668
Lets say she kills the other girl. Would Jaqen say some shit like " a girl is ready now " ?
Terrible
>>70267637
kek
>>70267444
Nuncle, yes
>>70267095
I want Tarly's dinner reaction
>>70267637
>not interested, but you heard there are midgets fucking so it could be tight
this is how I came to the show
>>70267602
>/got/tidors in charge of understanding concepts such as character arc
I want to see Fat Sam die, bludgeoned to death with a book.
>>70267687
I know right, he must be nearly 8 inches taller than Kit Harrington, nearly 6 foot
Why do DABID and GOLLUM hate him so much?
>>70267739
He can't die, he's Azor Ahai
>>70267095
OMG a Heisenburg shirt. I have seen the show that is referring to, and immediately know this is a trendy person
>>70267739
How the fuck is he still 400 lbs? He might reach danny's weight soon.
>>70267715
Best would be for her to just run away. Go back to the north or rejoin the main story in some other way. Use her skills to fuck things up and get killed by Jaqen in the last episode of the series. But that ain't happening.
>>70267767
Fucking neville longbottom all over again
Cast this handsome man
This thread is for thronies only. Book readers may not apply.
Don't talk to me or my wildling girlfriend's fathers son ever again
>>70267764
They dont. They love his incest plot so much they just keep it going forever.
>Promise me, Ned.
>>70267637
this is how it went through though, you can see emily being uncomfortable.
>>70267802
Jorah of Pear Island
>>70267764
he's a straight white male with his balls still intact
>>70267791
>Daily reminder that in her entire arc all she did to train was fight with a pole and wash the floor
>>70267791
I thought she was going to run away. But no. She has to be killed soon
>>70267802
CORAL!
>>70267802
Rhaegar
>>70267812
kys
http://www.strawpoll.me/10000156/r
>>70267812
fuck off showpleb
>>70267831
She also learned how to wear other's faces.
>>70267619
She's hardly 'plain', I doubt she'd be an actor otherwise. She isn't dolled up in a ton of makeup and doesn't have soem plastic face like Americans but is naturally striking.
>>70267634
The people playing Bronn and Cersei were a real life couple. They had a falling out and now refuse to appear in the same scenes.
So his arc got tossed until he could pick back up with Jaime away from King's Landing.
>read a series of novels as an adolescent.
>game company destroys the story beyond repair.
>never read novels again
>skip ahead to GOT
>watch the show instead
>see how badly D&D have destroyed the original story.
>want to just read and never watch the show again.
>>70267802
The Bucket
>>70267637
>not interested, but you heard there are midgets fucking
>>70267791
Well she cant fucking die now, they've wasted so much fucking screentime on her without ever progressing her story
>>70267802
He would have been perfect for Jaime lannister ,he is so fuking hot all covered in blood
>>70267802
Howland Reed.
>>70267802
A head on a pike in KL. He's shit.
>>70267715
stop
I'm pretty sure this is what will happen but its just so bad
>>70267637
Got enough replies for the epic screenshot yet?
:--DD
>>70267821
why the fuck did Ned bring Ice to Kings Landing in any case?
>>70267605
>ywnbkitbbst
jdimsa
>>70267864
When he was full beard mode, s5 rick
>Hey anon! Show us your dragon!
>>70267410
Do you get triggered by Shakespeare as well?
>>70267844
>pleb
>he reads
HAHA
>>70267715
>>70267791
Arya will kill the Waif, Jaqen will put her face on the wall instead Arya, they'll call it even. I think he said something to Arya along the lines of "Either way, a face will go on the wall" before she went to kill the actress. Jaqen will take the Waif's face and let Arya go.
just finished the episode
nearly all filler
Would it have been so difficult to send John Bradley-West to a gym to become a big guy for you? He wouldn't have to be completely ripped, just a bit more muscular because he's supposedly been training in the Night's Watch.
The guy who plays Randyll Tarly is breddy gud but the writing is a bit over the top.
>muh dragons
>muh beloved queen
>we'll follow you anywhere Kelly C
Arya is an idiot. If she's stuck with the Faceless Men a bit longer she could have learned to change her face at will, which would be very useful in her mision to kill literally everyone.
>>70267274
There'll also be a Frey civil war among Walder's heirs soon, once Arya assassinates him.
The only 100% perfectly casted person on the show
PROVE ME WRONG
>A girl had many gifts
What did he mean by this?
>read the books
>full of juicy whipping scenes where underage girls get their virgin butts filled with red welts
>watch the show that is supposedly so horrible and grim and sexual
>the faggot writers have removed literally every single juicy whipping scene and replaced them with horrible consensual marital sex
>>70267802
Bengen.
>"BRAN... THOSE THINGS... THE WALKERS, THEY DO STUFF AND THINGS BRAN..."
>"I'MA TURNING BRAN... I'VE TURNED..."
>>70267940
Misogynist white male get out
>>70267052
autist azai, the sperg who was promised
>>70267914
Nymeria and the wolves will kill every single one of them in the wedding. It is known desu
Cast him
>>70267888
Watch your wjore mouth! He's Rick Fooking Grimes the legend of Atlanta,the best zombie slayer that has ever existed,he would be very useful in westeros right now.
>>70267927
That she would kill a lot of people.
>>70267764
-sister fucker
-child disabler
-only want in life is to live comfortably and raise his incest children with his sisterwife
i wonder why, i wonder why... not many people like jaime. I laughed hard when he got his hand cut off- he deserved that and more for cripling Bran. When he dies everyone will be laughing
>>70267927
She was good at pretending to be a blind beggar.
>>70267927
what the fuck is up with the double chin? everyone arya conttacted became a fat retarded dwarf with downs sydrome or something?
>>70267095
girl next to that floating pair of eyeballs and teeth looks so uncomfortable for some reason
>>70267979
Rickard Stark
>>70267979
Marwyn the Mage.
>>70267979
Werewolf Nymeria.
>>70267991
He's wearing a face on top of his face
>>70267927
Warging genes,it's like you don't watch preston.
>>70267991
Yeah it is the Maisie disease.
>>70267987
Showfag pls
>>70267926
Theres been a few good casting choices in the show.
>>70267285
It's an old sort of armour called coat of plates, very interesting hybrid imp
>>70267852
so Bronn IRL is just like Bronn in the show, a total alpha.
>>70267397
> ywn get to see her sprinting towards you at the airport with tear in her eyes and feel the squeeze of her bear hug as she leaps into your arms and see the twinkle in her eyes as she stares into your soul and hear her prattle on about all the things she did while you were away and tuck her in at night after an exhausting day taking her to do all the things she likes and more even though you're dead broke because you would pay any price to see her smile and hear her laugh.
why even live
>>70267926
Tywin.
Walder.
>>70267173
Neither Cersei nor Cercei are real names so he can spell it whatever the hell way he likes.
Jaime is a bit stupid
Jon is legitimate - Jonathan
What's wrong with Damphair? His hair is damp because he spends all his time splashing about in the sea.
>>70267911
As asspullish as that sounds, it will be what will probably happen. Though it will be retarded as fuck.
>>70267926
Blackfish, Benjen there are many examples
>>70267927
I'd say he was referring to how ruthless, bloodthirsty and fearless she is, all by like age 10. She escaped King's Landing, survived the burning of the riverlands, hid in plain sight of Tywin, crossed the sea on her own, and took out a member of the Kingsguard while in Braavos.
>>70267987
Bran traveled through time so he could turn an innocent boy into a retarded servant, only to sacrifice this servant when things got dangerous.
The only thing Jaime did wrong is not making sure Bran was dead.
>>70267731
>Tarly's dinner reaction
https://youtu.be/zgIjhpwZqX4?t=7m35s
7:35
In the books Stannis takes Deepwood motte and becomes bff with the Glovers.
>Glovers are coming next episode
>episode is called The broken man
>>70268035
i'm not one of those bookfag gtfo people, but isn't this the thread for the show... ? I haven't gotten around to reading the books but I'm aware book Jaime is different than show Jaime. But it can't be that different other than what he says / how he acts
>>70267984
Haha He struggles to kill a dumb slow walker ,this pussy has no chance against the white walkers and his army
>>70268050
I was talking about people misspelling names from asoiaf on /got/, forums, etc.
cast him
>mfw when you wait 7 days for a terrible episode
>mfw they reveal my favorite character is Benjen
>mfw when everyone already knew that
>mfw when they fucking butchered the way he looked
>no elk
>no rotten flesh
>they can cgi a fucking dragon, but they can't make a horse into an elk, get an elk or just put some fucking horns on a horse. PLEASE JUST ANYTHING THAT RESEMBLES COLDHANDS
>dude literally just looked like he was cold with ache
>tfw dabid call him coldhands
>fucking kill me
I think my biggest issue with it is, they could of just made him Benjen. I would of accepted it, been happy knowing Benjen is alive and he saved Bran. Instead they specifically make him Coldhands, even though Coldhands should of saved Sam / been with Bran the entire time so it literally just feels like they are trying to 'get on book readers good side' when instead it made me fucking mad how bad they executed it. Adding Coldhands in season 6 makes no fucking sense unless Coldhands plays such a big part in the books that they couldn't write it out and 'Regular Benjen' can't do it. If they add Lady Stoneheart to just kill a few people when BWB / Arya can just do it, I'll be really mad. There is just no point.
Now it's 14 days till a good episode? Please for the love of god have next week be good. Is there leaks? I don't think I can go another shit week when we already know what happens in the final two episodes (Jon wins xD)
>>70266969
Wait.. did they seriously cast this stupid cunt in Game of Thrones?
They did her as a Young Snow White in Once Upon A Time and she absolutely ruined the character (she was shitty anyway but still), this little cunt is a terrible actress and makes any character she plays a young version of absolutely fucking annoying.
>>70268099
>>episode is called The broken man
>implying the next episode isn't about Meera finding out Bran's dick still works and making a man out of him.
>>70267911
>she gets blinded for killing a dude that she wanted to, not someone that is owed to the Many Faced God
>it's cool now though
Oh just kidding the Waif was actually owed all along!
>>70268118
Tyrian.
>>70268099
Its over man. We don't need to see the character fucked over anymore. Let the poor man rest.
>>70268084
To be fair he couldnt really do much more, that fall should've killed him and he got a building lit on fire to distract people, not his fault the assassin was a complete autist
>>70267802
Mature Jon
>>70268118
Stannis
>Ah, yes that character that has only had 1 scene in the entire show is the absolute best character, my favourite and only plebs disagree
do you realise how fucking retarded you sound
>>70268099
JUST
>>70267926
Viserys literally was the GOAT casting. Also Joffrey, Syrio and these guys:
>>70268048
>>70268070
>>70268036
>>70268070
Ned
>>70268125
no they had pic related
>>70268099
>The broken man
will be boring Theon crap
>>70268084
If you want to argue morality on Bran vs Jaime, you're gonna have a bad time..
>>70268152
When the quality of the acting is so poor as it is in GoT. One scene can make you love a character.
>>70268134
that also means that bran is going to make a woman out of meera
they both virgins
>>70268199
His dick dont work
>>70268199
common, we know bran warged hordo and fucked the shit out of meera.
How could he not?
>>70268123
In the books at least, Coldhands is confirmed to not be Benjen by the fatman himself
Cast him
>>70268101
If dabid and dabid or you had read the books though, you'd know about his Riverlands redemption arc where he tells Cersei to fuck off, goes and turns into the leader and man his father wanted him to grow up into instead the pretentious sister fucking asshole we all see initially in the series, and regrets basically all the shit he did.
He's a pretty cool tbqhwy pajamalam.
>>70268152
who are you talking about you raging homosexual
>>70268222
i'm pretty sure it works just fine, he needs to produce an heir with meera
if Stannis is alive, it's gonna be a fuckin storm on /got/
>>70267926
Jaime
Davos
and the ones mentioned by the rest
>>70268231
Ollie
>>70268247
then let's keep it calm while stannis is ded
>>70268231
Little Robb stark
So it's pretty much confirmed that Tilda Swinton was cast for one scene in ep10 right? Who was she cast for, Rhaella Targaryen in a flashback?
>>70268239
randyll and lyanna posters mainly
When Edmure came on screen I thought he was Bob Odenkirk/Saul Goodman
>>70268099
If you read the book you would realize the title refers to Septon Meribald and the hound.
>>70268179
If Bran was a good person he would not have disobeyed his mother by climbing.
Jaime did what he had to do when Bran was caught snooping on him and his sister. There was no alternative.
Bran got what he deserved.
>>70268245
It probably does not. Also he cant thrust
I guess Benjen could help him out but that would be really akward
Can someone post a link to the new chapter plz :3
>>70268247
Good thing he's dead then.
>>70267991
British genes m8
>>70268231
Coraaall
>>70268118
Maisie
>>70268273
Young Griff
>>70268275
I see the same thing. The actor has the same head shape as Odenkirk
>>70268222
You might want to read up on dick functionality in paralyzed people. From my layman's understanding, Bran's dick probably "works", he just probably doesn't feel it.
>>70268281
he doesn't need to thrust, meera is a smart girl, she'll do everything herself
>>70268199
See lads, if GOT was an anime we'd have had someone do /ss/ by now.
>>70268273
quaithe
>>70268301
I kekked
>>70268247
i hope it happens, the shitposting and the memes would be endless
>>70268231
Arya stark kek
>>70268314
>>70268319
You guys are creeps
Imagine the D&D Tyrion cock jokes if Theon ends up going to Mereen and is in the same room as Varys and Greyworm
>>70268321
>paying a big name actor known for her weird appearance just to put her in a niqab-esque mask that only shows her eyes
>>70268321
Actually this could work
>>70268123
Benjen would have gone back to the watch if he survived though. Only because he was a wight he knew he couldn't return.
With the mention of the Brotherhood w/o Banners last episode (surprisingly) and Jaime's riverland arc coming into the show, do you think this is just a chance to develop some character relationships (JaimexBrienne mainly) further or do you think LSH could be on her way?
>>70268273
The tall terrible woman who laughs with Euron in Aeron's dream
>>70268345
are you guys ready for the greatest scene of all time?
>theon travels to mereen
>meets varys & greyworm
>tyrion - "well would you look at that. we live in a such a big world yet here we have THREE """"MEN"""" WITH NO COCK in the same room together
>drinks
>farts
>theon cries
>greyworm makes angry face
>varys makes "huh?" face
>rains of castemere fart version perfomed by Preston Jacobs starts playing
>written by david benioff and d.b weiss
>>70268345
HAHAH NO DICKS
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>>70268354
>pay her once for the episode you show her face, put the mask back on if you ever have to show her again.
easy.
Cast this handsome dirty men
>>70268391
But thats dany
>>70267125
will we get to know how he escaped the massacre via having a leak?
>>70267095
What's up with white women and bbc?
>>70268273
Was that fake Dany meme true??
>>70268344
well its slated for the show which will air to millions. Paraplegics can usually become erect but obviously not through nerve stimulation. Literally all an erection is is bloodflow into two cavities.
>>70268345
It won't be so funny when Theon pulls out his massive firey Volcano schlong
>>70268410
He just ran out the door mate, not much to it.
>Jaime goes to the Riverlands still being Cerseis fuccboii.
Really hoping they will not remove all the humor in the meeting with Jaime & the Blackfish.
>>70268308
Same kind of eyes, squint and the way he grimaces. That little lip raise and eyebrow furrow. They're practically fucking twins.
>Better Call Radmure
>>70268229
Seen this a million times, I honestly think GRRM will make him Coldhands. How else is he going to explain where Benjen is unless they meme us really hard and make him the Night's King or something.
>>70268357
What do you mean? He said the COTF saved him, he didn't go back because after they saved him he was helping Bloodraven.
CH in the books - Get Bran to BR
CH in the show - Protect Bran / get him to the wall after BR dies
>>70268370
I think they might actually have the balls to bring about LSH in some way shape or form. Likely it won't be catlyn it will just be some bandit named stone heart because D&D have no balls
>>70268402
Euron
>>70268402
Aeron Cuckboy
>>70268402
The hound lmfao
>>70267979
Older Howland Reedprovided he isn't already secretly the High Sparrow.
>>70268345
the entire daenerys screentime will be needed just for the dick jokes. it's an improvement.
Cast him
>>70267764
Because they hate anyone who isn't Jon tyrion or dany
>>70268235
yeah, the show hasn't made it that far yet but I did read a few wikis about how he started to change. It's definitely cool- hig fighting abilities made me want to like him in the show and I feel like i'd feel the same way about him in the book. But being a sister fucker and trying to pull the veil over everyone about your incest kids is here i start to meh about him. Really want to get around to reading the books when I can.
>>70268396
Quaithe is a Shadowbinder and her mask is described similarly to the material of Melisandre's necklace in the books. Most likely, Quaithe's mask is concealing her 10000 year old body and if you pulled it off it would be extremely painful.
>>70268402
Promise me Ned...
>>70268402
Sweetrobin
>>70268442
>How else is he going to explain where Benjen is
Could've just died, became a zombie.
>>70268229
The "no" is in response to "does bran never recognize him"
>>70268460
Meera
>>70268407
>implying that isn't Mel
>>70268278 are wanting this reply pretty bad
>>70268460
Willas Tyrell
>>70268442
>Seen this a million times, I honestly think GRRM will make him Coldhands.
Ignoring that NO picture since he could have easily changed his mind, didn't one of the children also say that Coldhands was much much older than Bran could conceive? I think it's more likely Benjen is dead and Bran has a vision about his final moments where he's frantically hiding that cache of obsidian sam found / the horn.
"The books are fucking shit"
What did Blackfish mean by this?
>>70268460
Young Mace
>>70268460
Randyll Tarly, a man who can appreciate the classic values of Westeros' society
>>70267821
Is that will Farrell?
>>70268515
>Fly you fools
>>70268485
or simply no hes not benjen now hes coldhands, the benjen you know is dead.
>>70268471
>if you pulled it off it would be extremely painful.
for you
>>70268488
Euron is an agent of the great other. See how he was extra brutal with the red priest. Its new fire and blood Dany. Shes a villain bro.
>>70268460
He looks like the boy who plays bran kek
>>70268515
>as long as i still stand, this war is not over
How many onscreen minutes will pass between this statement and his death?
>>70268549
NEW THREAD
>>70268549
NEW THREAD
>>70268549
NEW THREAD
>>70268549
NEW THREAD
>>70267893
To behead people
>S7E10
>Bran is sitting in the Godswood at Winterfell
>He touches the Weirwood treet
>We're in the throneroom during the sacking of King's Landing of Robert's Rebellion
>Bran walks up to the throne, looking Aerys in the eye
>After a moment, Aerys looks directly at Bran
>"Burn them all."
>Hard cut to black
>And who
>Are you
>>70268509
Leaf said Coldhands died a long time ago. Benjen has only been dead a few years
>>70268515
>>70268553
Well seeing as in this image it seems he walks past Jaime, I'd guess not long. Unless they're circling one another.
>>70268402
Benjen desu
>>70268509
Its a hybrid character on the show. Like how they merged JonCon and Jorah.
>>70268553
0.036
>>70267852
So is the baby his or pascal?
>>70268501
>If you want to argue morality on Bran vs Jaime, you're gonna have a bad time
>think anon means I'm going to get schooled, or maybe that the morality is blurry because timetravel
>turns out I'm going to have a bad time because anon can't form an argument for why what Jaime did was wrong
>>70267324
So much autism in one post.
Can someone translate? I don't speak virgin.
>>70267901
No but it just threw me off guard is all
>>70268407
is book dany even tall?
>>70268101
>But it can't be that different other than what he says / how he acts
Oh my sweet summer child. There are plenty of characters, that are actually completly different in the books. Yara (Asha in the books) Greyjoy is beautiful and competent, Ellaria Sand wants nothing but peace, and advises against the war, Doran Martell is on top of every conspiracy going on, Littlefinger is actually smart and really manipulates people, Stannis is a tactical mastermind with a genuine longing for justice, Daenerys is borderline insane and not fireproof (she thinks she is though, despite getting burned a couple of times) and Varys is a son of a bitch who doesn't give a flying fuck about Dany (but supports a claim of a different character, completly excluded from the books).
And Jaime... Jaime is disillusioned with Cersei and tries to regain his honor by serving the Realm first and his family second.
>>70268424
>run out the door
>from a castle
>sourrounded by enemy soldiers
Barely any Stark troops survived, Blackfish escape should be hardcire stuff
>>70268467
Yeah, I hope they can at least capture some of his redemption in the show. So far, they fucked up not telling Cersei off, let's see how they do with the rest.
>>70268654
I meant to say "excluded from the show".
>>70268425
if he's still cerseis cuckboy by the end of this season i swear to fucking christ
>>70268691
Nah, he just ran off. He looked like a bum so noone challenged him.
>>70266969
wtf are they doing with dani? They are aware she just went full villain with her last speech right? she better be a fucking villain in the end
muh stone hovels
>>70268444
>tfw it'sOona
>>70268652
Fake Dany was described as tall, pale, very skinny, with long silver hair, massive fingernails, blue lips, and wearing Targaryen colors.
>>70268099
The deepwood motte thing is to rub it in that on the show that the emo fag is stealing Stannis' story
>>70267095
>Indians like this show
Officially dropped
>>70268691
>>70268716
He snuck off in the castle he was very fmailiar with with all the hidden passageways and shit, jumped into the river, and swam under the portcullis in the river. Which is a fucking insane feet even if you didn't have to worry about being spotted by enemy soldiers.
>>70267101
Has anyone claimed her yet? If not, I call dibs for waiffu
Mai waiffu
>>70268791
welp thats why it should be refferenced somehow in the show.
Atm is
>brb bio
>few seasons later he's holding fucking Riverrun
>>70268410
Ever since it happened I've had this image of him nonchalantly whistling while up against a wall "pissing", while slowly sidling sideways until he gets to an end and can jump in the river.
>>70268875
kek
>>70268481
This. It'll be a chilling moment where Jon ends up repelling attacking Wights and recognising one of them as the uncle who always treated him as his favourite.
>>70267180
Season 1
>North is green and grassy, if a bit chilly
Season 6
>North is completely blanketed with snow
They even made it a plot point when Stannis sacrificed his daughter to stave off the cold. Have you been watching the show at all or what?
>>70268345
Urghh seeing based Theon service dragon bitch is going to be hard to deal with when stannis will probably use him to take the dreadfort in the books
ok /got/, good ideas only
how do we fix this shit?
>>70268831
Yeah I'm hoping they address it next episode. Like Jaime just asks him as they meet
>so how'd you escape?
>you think I'd be captured by the likes of the Boltons? They should have posted more guards along the river.
Or something, I dunno if that explains it well enough but I don't want it to be some hamfisted way like
>LOL I SNUCK OFF AND SWAM UNDER THE PORTCULLIS IN THE RIVER! YOU WHAT A PORTCULLIS IS? THOSE BIG GATE THINGIES! MY SIGIL IS THE BLACK """""""""FISH""""""""""" AFTER ALL LELELLE
>>70268515
Wait are they seriously just going to meet out in the open field lol
>>70268135
She was blinded because she used a face to do it. Did you even pay attention?
>>70269320
You don't steal from the Many Faced God, and you don't give him what he is not due.
Remember Harrenhal?
>>70267303
Man the Ironborn sure got the short end of societal straw didn't they?
>population of braindead retards
>their baptism ritual involves actually drowning the person, which probably knocks off a few extra IQ points
>live on a bunch of crappy islands with natural resources to speak off
>ruled by the biggest idiot who ever lived who declared two rebellions, lost the first one and utterly failed the second one
>gained fuck all by invading the North when they could have invaded the rich Lannister lands
>once ruled the continent but then got their shit fucked up on the very day they move into their new home
>haven't recovered since then, everyone in the kingdoms thinks they're a joke
>their favourite past time is axe throwing, which resulted in one of the Greyjoys actually dying from an infected hand wound
How can one people group fail so miserably at everything they do? Even their words are an accurate summation of their culture
>we do not sow
They can't even farm or mine or do other basic menial labour, not because they don't know how but because their culture forbids them to. How the fuck can a society like theirs survive for more than five minutes? They should have wiped each other out long ago
>>70268229
just like targaryens aren't fireproof ;)