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EVIL CIS WHITE MAN EDITION
>>70250914
50 threads a day
>>70252478
first for radmure
>Euron Crow’s Eye stood upon the deck of Silence clad in a suit of black-scaled armor like nothing Aeron had ever seen before. Dark as smoke it was, but Euron wore it as easy as if it was the thinnest silk. The scales were edged in red gold that gleamed and shimmered when he moved. Patterns could be seen within the metal. Whorls and glyphs and arcane symbols molded into steel. Valyrian steel, the Damphair knew. His armor is Valyrian steel. In all the Seven Kingdoms, no man owned a suit of Valyrian steel. Such things had been known four hundred years ago, in the days before the Doom, and even then they would have cost a kingdom.
>Euron did not lie. He’s been to Valyria. No wonder he was mad.
Well?
>>70252511
just think of it as one big thread with no bump limit
>tfw no frogfu gf
why live?
It's honestly irritating as fuck watching you guys bitch about feminism constantly.
EPISODES 8,9, and 10 TITLES AND DESCRIPTIONS LEAKED:
June 12: “No One”: Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) finds cause for concern. Cersei (Lena Headey) prepares for the worst. Sansa (Sophie Tuner) takes control. Arya (Maisie Williams) is not alone. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Mark Mylod.
June 19: “Battle of the Bastards”: Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) surprises his audience. Jon (Kit Harington) retaliates. Dany (Emilia Clarke) is true to her word. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.
June 26: “The Winds of Winter”: A queen comes forth. Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe. King’s Landing awaits justice. The Night’s Watch gathers. Written by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss; directed by Miguel Sapochnik.
>>70252563
there are lots of her in the making of ep 5/6 video
>"And the mystery knight should win the tourney, defeating every challenger, and name the wolf maid the queen of love and beauty.”
>“She was,” said Meera, “but that’s a sadder story.”
>>70252494
Preferably my sister
>>70252581
and it's more annoying seeing it forced into every episode since season 5.
>>70252563
>tfw she will never press her body close to yours, lean in and whisper "you fucking retarded faggot kill yourself" as she slips her hand into your mouth, shoves it so far down you start gagging, and she manually stops your heart with her hand
Why even live?
>>70252589
>Dany is true to her word
Nice try, they don't use shorthand names in the descriptions
>>70252589
>all written by DABID and dan
well thats it. the season's over.
>>70252620
kek what the fuck
>>70252594
>tfw you will never autistically post girls every thread every day for years on end
Why even live?
>>70252620
man what is your problem
>>70252581
Why does it irritate you so? Do you need a safe space where all opinions reflect your own?
>>70252558
And Jon shall be her king
>>70252581
t. cunt
>>70252673
Because that's basically the rest of modern western media, so you don't have to look very far
>>70252641
Yes they do, look at the others
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/episodes?season=6&ref_=tt_eps_sn_6
>>70252612
It isn't, and hasn't been at any point in this show, you just have had your mind wholly consumed by feminism that you see it everywhere in everything that you do.
>>70252589
>Sansa (Sophie Tuner) takes control
S T R O N G W O M A N
first for GoT lesbos
>>70252589
>Ramsay (Iwan Rheon) surprises his audience. Jon (Kit Harington) retaliates
Rickon dies.
>Dany (Emilia Clarke) is true to her word.
Dany kills more evil slavers.
>Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe.
Evil Jaime confirmed.
>tfw you will never save her from her mad father
>>70252708
baka desu senpai
>>70252589
>Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) meets a friend turned foe
LSH C O N F I R M E D
>hurrdurr its jamie
Jamie has no reason to be hostile towards Brienne even if she is gathering forces for Salsa, he doesn't give a shit
>>70252718
Huh? All I see is in 6 seasons they've never called her Dany instead of Daenerys.
>>70252591
can you post links?
>>70252673
Why do you fags act like if someone isn't as bitter and constantly angry about feminism as you are, they must be on the opposite side of this fake ass identity culture war and against you? Nobody wants to hear you bitch impotently about feminism.
>>70252750
what the fuck even is that?
>>70252736
>you will never deliver stannis a years supply of cuppa-soup so he doesn't murder his only heir
>>70252589
Not really feeling next episode.
>>70252553
Saskia best girl.
Too bad she literally sucks dwarf cock
Why does she look so worried?
Is someone trying to steal Jon from her?
>>70252736
>tfw you will never save him from his mad writers
you guys ever notice how GoT is not that entertaining?
Why did they turn Dany into a crazy ranter about destroying Westeros?
>“I will not have her harmed,” Dany said. “I claim her. Do as I command you, or Khal Drogo will know the reason why.”
>“Ai, Khaleesi,” Jhogo replied, kicking his horse. Quaro and the others followed his lead, the bells in their hair chiming.
>“Go with them,” she commanded Ser Jorah.
>“As you command.” The knight gave her a curious look. “You are your brother’s sister, in truth.”
>“Viserys?” She did not understand.
>“No,” he answered. “Rhaegar.” He galloped off.
>>70252771
>lewittymedicfromscrubsisworriedaboutyourlackoflocationskills.jpg
>>70252770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vi4bCyhto0
>>70252563
I bet her hair smells like shit
>>70252771
Remind me again why we elected you to represent our opinion?
>>70252589
>Euron (Pilou Asbæk) reveals himself.
E = D confirmed?
BURN THEM ALL!!!!!!!
>>70252776
it was for >>70252718
reminder that euron destroys the wall
>>70252771
>fake ass identity culture war
I have never understood how people can argue that either a culture war does not exist or that it does not matter.
>>70252875
thanks family
little cordy
>>70252612
it's hard to be a fedora warrior these days, huh?
nobody gives a shit about euron and his "big cock", tommen being a momma's boy, or any other male acting like whatever the fuck that's called, stereotypes I guess
you're projecting your own issues onto a fucking TV show, holy shit. get over it
Civalized Conversation time please
Out of every part of the ASOIAF Universe (Show, Books, AWOIAF, Dunk and Egg, etc) who is your favourite character?
I'll start.
I liked Aerys "The Mad King" Targaryan. His decent into Insanity was captivating, his creativity was inspiring and his Kingsgaurd was Steaksauce.
BURN THE MALL
>>70252830
Jonsa is not happening. Learn to live withBransa
>HBO: If you were king, which character would you choose for your Hand?
>Isaac Hempstead Wright: I’d have Sansa. To be honest, I think she’d make a better queen
http://www.makinggameofthrones.com/production-diary/isaac-hempstead-wrights-bran-stark-makes-waves-north-of-the-wall
>>70252589
Apparently these are translated from German and were leaked on Sky TV and shortly removed.
>>70252843
Seriously, it's not what it used to be.
Honestly, as this magic fate of the world plot develops, i'm losing interest more and more. I was hopiong the White Walker to be way more than just a plot device started by the children, the way it was revealed was so anticlimactic too.
I mean, imagine if they were an actual civilization from the previous eons when the continents were different and the North was actually the hot, temperate center of the world, and then one of their ancient mage-king dreamed of immortality and messed with forbidden necromancy or some shit. I wanted to see ruins under that ice, not that boring failed experiment shit.
Since the war of the five kings ended this shit has gone downhill.
>>70252937
Agreed
>>70252937
Why do people like this exist?
D I R T Y N A I L S
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>>70252937
>ugly people
not interested
>>70252963
christ hes so fucking ugly now
>>70252937
>tfw I want to burn them all
>>70252963
>Isaac Hempstead Wright: I’d have Sansa.
Branbros BTFO
>>70252757
>Jamie has no reason to be hostile towards Brienne even if she is gathering forces for Salsa, he doesn't give a shit
>Brienne is sent to enlist the Blackfish/The Tully to Sansa's army
>Jaime is sent on a mission to rekt the Tully for the Freys or at least capture the Blackfish
Jeez I don't see how they could ever be foes.
Even if you reach a bit and say that Brienne will want to take the Tully forces to the north to take Winterfell...
Well that frees Riverrun, Jaime would be ok with this, but they take Winterfell instead. How does it help?
Jaime needs to end the war/stop the rebels, and Brienne wants to enlist a rebel army to wage war. They have every reason to be hostile.
>>70252995
Rana is a goddess
>>70252767
Oh I understand what you mean. Well I'm just passing on the information I dug up. These were apparently translated from leaked titles and synopsis from a German subscriber to sky tv, which was shortly removed.
Reddit leak says that Tilda Swinton was cast for the Queen of Ashes and filmed a single scene for this season
>>70252958
how bout nah
>>70252981
They belong to a group, and they don't mind replicating what others around them are doing, even if it sounds silly or if they aren't genuinely interesting in doing it.
>>70252965
Is this the guy who played Yaxley?
>>70253003
Your tastes are so plebeian that I can't help but pity you, senpai.
>>70252937
more rana feet :3
>>70253044
Who's queen of ashes
>>70253044
what the fuck, isn't rhaenys 19 years old?
>>70252719
Youre just too dumb to see it.
>>70252937
>only white girl with the only black guy
>>70252719
>It isn't, and hasn't been at any point in this show,
>>70253003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siPxyOxeQBc
>>70253051
it's okay, one day you'll get over it
or get laid, or something, whatever
>>70252849
She was copying Drogos speech (again)
I'm more curious where jorah is going
>Episode 5
>"We will build a fleet of 1000 ships, and sail across the sea to give them to the dragon queen"
>Episode 6
>"How many ships will we need?", "1000", "Where we will ever possibly get those?"
Holy fucking shit, this is the most amateurish writing I've ever seen.
>>70252937
>>70253071
>2m37s
>"Who wants to massage my feet"
W-what did she mean by this bros?
>>70253035
Fuck off poo in loo stop shilling your ugly sandnigger here
>>70252620
>imply your heart is down your throat
THERE WILL BE AN END TO THIS MADNESS
>this kellyc filler
this is like the sixth fucking time she has given this speech and have an episode end with her marching around with a new army
GIVE ME A BREAK DABID
Got to be honest - how is Sam still fat?
He travelled all the way north to the Wall and has spent most of his time running away, fighting and generally living on wall gruel.
Shouldn't he be thin? Where is he getting these extra calories?
>>70253108
Or maybe YOU could get over it? That would work as well
>>70253044
Literally who?
>>70252889
How the fuck is it confirmed? and don't being that faceless man argument up
>>70252478
>the Wildlings are at camp, showering Sam with gifts and the songs of their people
>Sam smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>a cry is heard in the distance
>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>we see Randyll driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>in the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR HUNTS," Randyll shouts, "FEED THE BREAD TO MY FAT SON"
>"Yes," cries Dickon, "Samwell hungers!"
>Sam looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Sam whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>and who.... are you.... the proud lord said....
>>70252971
This, also essentially The WW's became the alien archetype of Prometheus
>>70252478
>literally threatened his firstborn son to fuck off into exile into a frozen prison
>EVIL CIS WHITE MAN
You're edgy for the sake of edginess, shitlord.
>>70252478
>white
>>70253161
He does fuck all compared to other people.
>>70253161
To show how being fat isn't a choice it's all genetic and you can't shame fat people or you're a bigot.
>>70253135
I literally slapped my palm on my face when she said that.
Is Darkstar the only thing that can save Dorne?
>>70252917
I like this theory but mostly just because I like BookEuron as a villain
>>70253161
>he isnt the Mandyll Son
>his wife cucked him
>Sams dad in the 400lb butcher at Horn Hill with the giant salami dick
Its Genetics
>>70253153
but there will be no rend to thisRadness
>>70252963
He's talking about how he'd rather she rule than him you faggot
>but she’d be a pretty mean Hand. She’s certainly had to grow a thick skin, having been bandied about by all these horrible characters, from Joffrey to Littlefinger to Ramsay. She’s also been exposed to that very cunning side of politics and seen how power corrupts. So I think she would have a very good grasp on how to rule. Plus she’s a Stark..
Jonsa is fucking confirmed, Sansa's like her mother and the view from the tower Bran fell from paralleled Cat, Jon just got a coat like Ned's, and Sansa tries to get Jon to do shit and he mopes and goes along with it just like Ned and Cat used to.
>>70253120
She was copying Drogon'sspeech again.
Will D&D show based Gregor bashing in the heads of the royal children and raping and murdering elia martell?
>>70252589
http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/30/game-of-thrones-season-six-spoilers-titles-for-episodes-8-9-and-10-potentially-confirm-fan-theories-5913263/
http://www.spoilertv.com/2016/05/game-of-thrones-episode-608-610-titles.html
>>70252937
>Watching Normies instead of based BlindWave
>>70253139
means i should have been there under the table
>>70253161
The actor is too much of a slob to lose weight.
>>70253211
because his 'son' is a massively inept cuck pussy beta who would ruin the Tarly family
guys, the season's halfway done.
how much longer until Theon gets his cock back?
>>70253044
Mad King's wife maybe?
>>70253291
Was this play a subtle shot at D&D and how bad they butchered the story with memes?
Do they feel regret?
>>70253184
I'm not mad tho, anon
just curious as to why fictional characters bother you so much
not every woman character is a feminist or representation thereof
>>70253252
Read between the lines, spergface. Obviously he has to be coy so as not to spoil the show.Jonsa will never happen
>>70253327
BIG BURNED COCK WHEN?
>>70253327
He will die in the most pathetic way possible before that happens.
>>70252937
>black guy is bedecked in bulls gear
wew lad
>>70253350
no, but the random actor guy who suddenly started chimping out about how "IVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS HOW DARE YOU TELL ME HOW TO WRITE" was clearly D&D taking the piss out of bookfags
>>70253311
I don't question his motivation, I question the faggot OP's kike conspiracy meme bias.
>>70253311
There is no reason to assume that Sam would've "ruined" his house.
>>70252830
Nah faggot. Team Starks are outnumbered. So her plan B is to beg CIA for help.
>>70253150
Some tearing is involved, ok.
>>70252757
>LSH
what's that? forgive my showfagness
so apparently, randyll tarly somehow met jon umber? what do you think they talked about? the best way to slaughter wildling shits?
>Calling Baelish "CIA"
Stop doing this.
>>70252937
FUCK OFF, CURRYNIGGER SHILLS
>>70253432
last standing human
>>70253432
Lady Stoneheart - undead Cat Stark
>>70252917
>Basically, the idea is that AFFC stuffed Oldtown and the Iron Islands full of magical Chekov's Guns that will go off in TWOW: Euron's weirding ways, the Hightowers' secret spells, the Faceless Man I call Not Pate, the glass candles, the Death of Dragons, the Horn of Joramun, and the black oily stone that forms both the Seastone Chair and the base of the Hightower...a kind of stone WOIAF tells us comes from the Deep Ones, the Drowned God's half-human children. So basically the "eldritch apocalypse" is the chain reaction of all of these pots boiling over, so to speak, an insane Lovecraftian clusterfuck for the ages, all leading to Euron (the would-be new Night's King) blowing the Horn at the climax of TWOW, bringing down the Wall, and letting the Others in. In the end, Oldtown will be rendered Euron's ideal domain for the final book: a smoking demon-infested ruin, his very own Valyria.
>>70253405
Remember how Sam was when he first got to castle black, he was a fucking pansy who couldn't even swing a sword. He was an absolute coward.
and even now he is a cuck, raising some incestbaby as his own
is the cleaganebowl gonna happen this season?
if not, will we find out that the hound is alive this season?
theyve been hinting at the fight and the hound being alive
>>70253445
No.
>>70253445
Youre a big guy
>>70253415
Can we all agree she's a dumb bitch lacking any subtlety after ALL of the shit that happened to her? She doesn't learn, she doesn't progress, she's also played by a terrible actress. I hate to sympathize with her but yet we are made to do so for contrived reasons (hurr hurr she's Stark, Ramsay is ebil, don't trust the CIA he's ebil too).
What is his endgame?
>>70253478
why would anybody care about a fucking cat
i swear the place is full of fucking memers you all loved ser pounce too you fucking faggots
>mfw this episode finally made me realize that the entire plot of the show is leading up to how an army of desert dwelling brown people (who are depicted as the good guys) are going to invade and conquer the white, western world (who are depicted as the bad guys) thanks to the support of a stronk independent single childless white womyn who is always right about everything and betrays her own cultures to join the brown desert people
>>70253507
chaosh
>>70252589
GENDRYS BACK BOYS
>>70253351
I mean, honestly, it doesn't. Take Eowyn from Lord of the Rings or Ellen Ripley from Alien. Both of those characters are female and that's awesome. I even liked Emily Blunt in Sicario because none of those characters were used in some kind of political way to send a message across like how characters are used in Game of Thrones. As in, those characters do not need to validate themselves in the eyes of the viewer like how Sansa or Cersei need to in their stories talking about how awesome women are. I get that. Women are awesome, but I just think it's a stupid paradigm that they're pushing for with this feminist movement crap
>>70253371
Sansa's not gonna fug Bran gaylordJonsa's confirmed, GET HYPE
>>70253507
SACK KINGSLANDING WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>70253483
According to the leaks, which have consistently predicted most of the episodes this season... there will not be clegane bowl this season. However, apparently they will set it up for next season.
>>70253507
Crashing this tax bracket
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>70253507
Ruin everything for everyone
>>70253481
reminder destroying the wall and trying to become king of westeros doesnt make sense
>>70253507
filler for the cleganebowl
>>70253405
He would've let other houses walk all over him, he would've been indecisive, he was completely unable to inspire loyalty among men to follow him. He'd be overthrown or worn down to a state of dependency
>>70253445
Then GTFO 4chan, newfag
>>70253507
uniting the people under the faith of the seven to defeat the white walkers and survive the second long night
>>70253512
>Not loving Ser Pounce
>>70253482
Being able to "swing a sword" has nothing to do with how good a lord is (see Roderik the reader), and frankly for a lord in his 60s to measure his worth by how well he fences is pathetic.
>>70253548
>euron operating on the same assumptions about reality as some guy on a computer
>>70253533
Sansa is not going to fuck a manlet. A god on the other hand?Jonsa not happening.
>>70253512
I don't care for Cat or the LSH either... just letting you know. It's in the books so people have been hyping over it since season 3.
>>70253507
Make King's Landing and the Seven Kingdoms ripe for a Walker takeover
With what an obnoxious meme it's become I hate to use this word, but goddamn this just no other way to say it.
Sam is such a fucking KEK. Like holy hell.
>>70253589
way overdue for these retards to try and avoid shit in the book and then oh guess what have to come back to it
>>70253587
Bran is no God, he's a puppet of the King of Night and he doesn't even realize it yet
>>70253581
whats your point? that he isnt aware of the Others being real? then whats his motivation for destroying the wall in the first place if thats the case?
>>70252937
Why the fuck you dipshits shilling this shit never get banned?
>>70253507
Installing an anarcho-syndicalist utopia
>>70253572
Tywin's dad was a cuck and a coward like Sam and he nearly drove the Westerlands and house lannister into the ground. Its why Tywin is such a humorless fuck that hates weakness.
Randyll did nothing wrong
>>70253480
lol
>>70253327
Isn't Jorah going to get a smoldering arm? At least that seems like the set up.
>>70253403
Are you seriously denying that the past 2 seasons haven't been filled with feminist bullshit and stuff that shows men as pussies?
>stronk sansa
>stronk dany
>stronk sneks
>stronk arya
>stronk cersei
>weak jon indecisive about fighting the boltons needs stronk sansa to lead him
>stronk khaleesi burning evil cis white men
>weak stupid jaime
>>70253153
that sweater thou
>>70253445
someone get this hothead outta here
>>70253572
There is nothing to suggest Rodrik can't swing a sword when push comes to shove.
Being an intelligent lord who reads a lot is good, yes. But being fat and laughable and incompetent and inspiring no loyalty in your followers or your allies at the same time is not.
>>70253640
Preston shills are worse desu
>>70253629
Bran knows more than you could even comprehend. The Ice King is nothing but another cog in the wheel and you don't even realize it yet.
>>70253571
>Hey Margeary, want to meet the cat that you gave me?
How is Dany 13 years old at the start if Robert's rebellion ended 17 years before?
>>70252937
Reaction videos may just be one of the single most stupid modern things to come out of the internet.
>>70253644
Go to sleep, youknowwho. You have to teach some outdated theories about language at the MIT tomorrow.
>>70253572
Lets just go over pre-nights watch sam
>never fucked a woman
>never fought anyone
>obviously never hunted with his father
>obviously lived a sheltered life stuffing his face with food
>he is a coward
randyll did nothing wrong by sending him away.
Bastard Bowl I think is the only thing that will redeem this awful series. But it probably won't be a full episode dedication like it should.
>>70253251
You simple cannot un-Rad the Radman
Entire Westeros is going to be on full blown Rad-mure-iation.
>>70253572
The Reader is still an effective leader because he sticks to his culture. Like captaining his own ship.
>>70253667
No, it's all correct, EXCEPT goddamn Randyll Tarly. He's been established as evil as it gets back in S1, how can you make him likeable anyway?
>>70253572
>pathetic
That word doesnt mean what you think it means, numale
>>70253629
This
The show takes place in a time loop where all time travel changes things retroactively, meaning that whatever time travelers change will have already been true in universe, it just hasn't been caused yet. If Bran used his powers to give his younger self a donut (not actually possible) then he would have had that donut in season 1 and we would have saw it. These things are predetermined.
Either Bran or Bloodraven is responsible for driving Aerys mad. It could be something as underwhelming as Meera or Benjen shouting "burn them all" in the fight.
>>70253706
Check the wiki
>>70252937
that guys foot touching hers.
it's making him really tense. he is gonna jack off furiously after
>>70253445
But he is. HE HAS A FUCKING WATCH!
>>70253706
it ended 14 years before the story started and dany was born after the rebellion ended
>>70253731
Will it be great like Bronn vs Valeman/ mountain vs Oberyn or shitty like Sand sneks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CTJEZXtr94
Thoughts?
>>70253682
Fuck off Isaac.
Night King fucking knew you'd pop up at that tree so he could mark you, all according to keikaku.
And he already a sword clearly more apt for execution than battle strapped to him before you appeared, cause he fucking knew that day would be the day he got to kill 3ER.
You're a fucking puppet to the Great Other, the Night King, the First Walker and the Last
>>70253527
I can see it that way, so that makes sense
I just never viewed the characters as pushing some kind of hidden agenda. I see cersie as a power hungry woman, desperate to protect her family (and failing), who not only had several dark haired babies killed in order to protect the legitimacy of her son's claim to the throne but also seems to see no error in her judgment when it comes to getting what's hers
danny as a young and inexperienced girl trying to fulfill some crazy prophecy her brother embedded into her head about their family, and for whatever reason thinks freeing slaves will help her even though it has nothing to do with the iron throne
sansa is just dumb. she's come a long way since joffrey, but to me she is still the same idiot. she isn't manipulated as much anymore, but now she has this notion of telling jon what to do for whatever fucking reason as if she knows what's going on.
I don't think any of them are shown as stronk womyn or whatever. they're all very flawed individuals.
idk anon, I just don't see it
>>70253097
once you mix you can only associate with shitskins or lower
>>70253300
He was supposed to lose weight and be more fit now in the books.
Guess fatman actor has been hanging out too much with Kelly C un-weighed queen on the kingdoms.
>>70253771
Myrish time keeping devi-... oh fuck it.
Did you guys enjoy reading the books more the second time around? All the tree descriptions are kind of boring tbqh.
>>70253771
Sperglord. That's the DKR scene shopped to look like game of thrones.
"Edmure is a huge fucking wanker"
What did he mean by this?
>>70252937
That ape can't keep his hands off of the white girl
>>70253775
>$0.04 has been deposited into your account
>>70253514
>the dothraki are depicted as the good guys
Go back to /pol/ you dumb fuck.
Also, here's your (you)
>>70253854
>Americans
>White
>>70253826
i only re-read davos, tyrion, jaime, jon and various minor character chapters. never rereading cat chapters.
>>70253730
Let's go over things needed for a good feodal lord:
>treating his vassals justly
>being loyal to his liege and serving him well in the caoacity required of him
>enforcing the law and giving fair judgements
>administering his demense
>maintaining cordial relations with neigbouring lords
>arranging good marriages and education for his family
Things not particularly needed for being a good lord:
>Swinging a sword
>Shooting an elk
>>70253856
>says the one who shills for the currymunchers
>>70253777
Hopefully it will be like Blackwater or the wildling attack on the wall and not some crappy short CGI battle like Stannis' cavalry attack on Mance or his hopeless defeat by more CGI cavalry last season.
>>70253871
melting pot
>>70253881
Not that anon but Sam was a fucking pussy who would've let everyone roll all over him just like he let Rast, has to rely on other people's strength cause he barely has any of his own and he would've never been good enough to wield Heartsbane in battle like Randyll.
Randyll did nothing wrong.
Pussy Lords are the bane of any House.
>>70253875
Cat chapters are good the first time but have no reread value.
>>70253881
yeah but alot of people wont respect a lord who cant fight and thus is useless in war times and is constantly being raided by different groups for a similar reason
>>70252478
Will they kill Sam? Or are cucks immune?
>>70253938
>will ____ from the current season be as good as ____ from an old season?
The answer to every possible blank in this question is "no".
>>70253800
Right. I can see why you say that. But honestly, it's getting late for me and I feel like we're only going to waste more words talking about feminism and diversity in TV shows and movies because clearly we don't see the same issues for our society. But I appreciate you being civil enough to talk about it.
Also fuck you you fucking faggot nu-male your bitches ain't shit and your mom gave birth to you stoned in a hippie commune and your father was a god-damned small-dick almost musician
>>70253970
Sam is going to get captured by Euron. Screencap this.
>>70253161
In the books he gets skinnier, it's noted several times that his clothes have become saggy and overlarge. But if they ask him to lose weight, don't they have to ask Dany also?
>>70252553
Is Phillipa blind? I don't play these games. I'll go with her. I'm fucking ugly.
>>70253881
Not him but one of the recurring theme in the series is that men respect strength. No one would remain loyal to a simpering man child like pre-watch (and probably even post-watch) Sam, no matter how well he could administer things as a lord.
>>70252736
>>70252779
>>70252833
I know I'm speaking to the choir here but the way Stannis was portrayed in his last few appearances actually hurt me. It was like your best friend succumbing to a drug addiction or having to put your dog down. It's been a year and I still can't believe that they did the character like that.
>>70253954
>Randyll did nothing wrong
except let his liege lord cuck him out of the credit for one of the biggest victories in robert's rebellion
>>70252875
>When I looked at that night king in his makeup on that horse against that snowy rocky landscape I went wow... This is really gonna be... Fucking awesome
>>70254012
It felt fake and forced. GRRM was the one who told D&D to portray him like that though.
h-hi, is this a christian friendly tv show?
>>70253970
Cucks are immune. Only strong males need to be worried
>>70252553
Would fug and impregnate Phillipa, Ciri, Fringilla, and Triss, don't care if most of their looks are cause magic
>>70253881
It's not like he's not mentally capable for the job, but more like he doesn't have the mindset of a lord to do it.
By sending him to the wall he expected that him would grow some balls, which is an attribute that his father respect a lot (he actually respected that his wife didn't tolerated his shit and left the table, while Sam didn't have even the decency to stand for Gilly despite he supposedly loves her).
>>70253954
Sam was no coward during thr battle of the wall, helping Pypp find his courage. He also stood up to the dudes who were about to rape Gilly. The only time a man can be brave is when he's afraid.
Examples of good (in both senses of the word) lords/kings:
>Jaeherys the Concilator
>Roderik the Reader
>Wyman Manderly
>Ned Stark
Examples of bad lords/kings:
>Maegor the Cruel
>Ramsay Bolton
>Joffrey Baratheon
>Euron Greyjoy
>>70254058
Very. Highly recommend. Jesus would watch this show
>>70254058
>Christian friendly
Not at all.
>>70253970
>>70253981
see >>70252917 and >>70253481
I think Sam is going to the citadel. The maesters will take the Horn of Joramund from Sam to protect it, and Sam will experiment on Valyrian steel and attempt to discover how it is forged.
When Euron sacks Oldtown, he went there specifically for a book, but there is vast occult and magical knowledge in Oldtown that he seeks, and he aims to hold the city. And the horn is conveniently there for him, he might even get a Valyrian steel sword to match his armor. He can destroy the wall and rule the ashes. Sam will escape from Euron somehow.
>>70254027
Going against his liege Lord would be wrong.
So Randyll did nothing wrong
>>70254058
Yes. Religion triggers atheist fags on the daily.
>>70253667
1. Cersei is opposite of stronk, 2. Dany's been killing nothing but sandniggers the whole time she's been in Essos
>>70253978
I love you too, anon
may the ending of GoT ruin all of our hopes and dreams no matter what <3
>>70254054
i bet GRRM was whispering in D&D's ear like some sort of fat wormtongue with how to portray Randyll too
>Yeah, make him call Sam fat. And ignore all of his accomplishments. Also, dad doesn't like my feminist wif-er I mean Sam's wildling wife. SCREW YOU DAD I'LL NEVER FIGHT IN VIETNAM
>>70254027
>biggest victories in robert's rebellion
I wouldn't call it that. They won but Robert lived and was able to meet up with the rest of the rebel army after moderate loses. Mace and Randyl's whole goal should have been Robert's death or containment of him and his army in the stormlands. I would more call it a tactical victory but strategically a blunder.
>>70254085
Who would be Jesus favorite character?
>>70254054
Exactly, they ruined the character completely in such an unnatural way.
>GRRM was the one who told D&D to portray him like that though
Please be lying, anon.
No youtuber I watch cares at all that the White Walkers are total dogshit. HBO is known to send people "gifts". I wonder...
>>70254012
>>70254054
I think once they'd used Stannis to set Jon up with Melly it became about milking as much drama out of stannis' final few appearances before throwing him away, they're already paying dillane they might as well put him to use after his primary purpose in the show was done.
>>70253202
Not as good as the first one but I liked it.
>>70253796
>Night King fucking knew you'd pop up at that tree so he could mark you, all according to keikaku.
All according to future Bran's keikaku
>And he already a sword clearly more apt for execution than battle
It was a piece of ice. He probably just pulled it out of his ass. Literally.
>You're a fucking puppet to the Great Other, the Night King, the First Walker and the Last
Bran already built the wall thousands of years ago, and faggot night king has been sitting around all this time twiddling his twat waiting for Bran to return and finish the job. He should be praising Bran for letting him live this long.
>tfw still a maid
there's no hope for me lads
>>70253796
No harm will come to bran, i fucking swear it
>>70253978
Cringeworthy post
>>70254079
>>Maegor the Cruel
No. The only thing Maegor did remotely wrong was kinslaying.
https://angrygotfan.com/2016/05/29/the-winds-of-winter-the-damphair-part-1/
It's out, fully.
Grab your Shade of the Evening, drop what you're doing, tie your nearest female to the front of your house and read.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUnrWo6z9WY
>>70254001
That's an impression that one might get and clearly D&Ds view, but Gurm's message isn't that ruthlesness is great and honor horrible, but that despite the world being flawed one should try to be more like Ned (a good person) than Tywin.
>>70254130
100% Stannis
Savior's Choice
>>70254106
it's happening in fantasy vidya too, people get really triggered when the fantasy christians aren't the bad guys.
>>70254012
He was a pretty insecure and tormented man to begin with. It's not like they "ruined" the character.
>>70254110
1. that has changed in the last few episodes if youve bothered watching them. she's becoming more calm and calculating while jaime became more rash and emotional
2.No not really. She only killed the strong (male) leaders of whatever tribes or cities she conquered. And remember that her ultimate goal is to use the sandniggers to invade westeros, which would cause 100x as many deaths compared to what she did in essos
>>70254136
>Please be lying, anon.
It is in the directors thing apparently.
>>70254079
Sam took months and relied on other dudes to even make it to the Battle of Winterfell. Without Jon and his direwolf, Sam would've stayed a fucking pussy, would've never made friends with Pypp and Grenn, would've probably got killed at the Fist of the First Men or right after to that wight.
He can't lead for shit and had to crossbow a Thenn when he was too retarded to load the thing in the first place.
Look at Sam when he first got to the Wall and realize this is the dude who'd have to lead your House one day.
Randyll did nothing wrong
>>70254130
Jon
>>70254068
>>70252553
>tfw you will never have one of them cast a spell giving you the most raging megaboner ever, and then slide to your side and put their hand on your member and then is starts getting TOO hard and you start to cold sweat and before you know it your penis explodes into pieces with junks of blood and cum and flesh smacking you on the face
Why even live?
>>70254185
When talking to nu-males, beware the faggotry
>>70254156
>All according to future Bran's keikaku
Future Bran's gonna get BTFO
>Bran already built the wall thousands of years ago
>he thinks bran the Builder was real
Wew lad. Do you have time to talk about our savior Garth Greenhand you fucking cuck?
>>70253800
>idk anon, I just don't see it
That's because it goes over your head.
>this faggot still thinks that media isn't a form of mental conditioning
>>70253565
>glorifying the most forced meme of all time
Wew lad almost got me
>>70254130
Most likely his dad.
>>70253667
>every strong male character is evil
>every strong woman character is good and dindunuffin
This show fucking REEKS of feminism.
>>70254277
*tips fedora*
>>70254212
Including the "better kill my daughter for yumyums" part?
and being outsmarted by an autistic bastard?
>>70254312
The burn Shireen thing was suggested by GRRM himself.
>>70254298
>Cersei
>good
>sandsnakes and ellaria
>good
>>70254283
>forced
Friend, you know words have meaning, right? When you throw them about just however you want it makes you look perhaps not the smartest.
>>70253775
>inspires new theories and memes.
Yeah maybe for fucking retards who can't come up with worthy theories themselves. And in that case they're still shit anyway.
Daily reminder if you need a video to point out intricacies in a VISUAL MEDIUM you are scum of the earth
>>70254324
Please be lying.Please
>>70254298
Most of the "strong women" are actually weak and destructive, or rely on others to actually do things.
>>70254338
Cersei is a definite dindu though
and everything in Dorne, who the hell cares
>>70254338
>>Cersei
>>good
Well im pretty sure the majority of viewers arent rooting for the sparrows
the whole "Bran is Bran the Builder" meme can't actually be true, r-right Dabid?
>>70254324
He's a hack, this has been well established
>>70254223
He's improved but yes Sam's no good as a Lord.
He still manged to improve though and stood his ground when it mattered the most especially when people he cares about are in danger.
Mace had a point forcing to take the black though.
>>70254223
*Battle of the Wall
>>70254298
>cersei
>ellaria
>melisandra
>Olenna
>good and dindunuffin
>>70254277
>>70254298
Most women in this show act on base emotional feeling, pure compulsivity and/or short sightedness. You faggots who cry about SJWs are the worst, fuck off back to pol where your mental disease is at least tolerated.
>>70254324
Don't bother. These contrarians will hate on anything. Before the "hold the door" scene was revealed to be inside information from GRRM many people criticized D&D for it.. but their impressions changed after they found out.
>>70254382
>you will never strangle him with his own intestines
Why live?
>>70254197
>believes in a religion that it's ok with human sacrifices
>cheated on his wife
>burned his daughter
>very self-centered
>is jelly of his brother
Nah.
>>70254225
>A noble but meek young man struggling to be accepted, but also has a strong sense of duty and is good-hearted
Probably would be one of his favorites.
>>70254373
has cersei even killed anyone?
>inb4 bobby b
>>70254375
They're rooting for the Tyrells
>>70254377
It can't. Bran can't travel in time physically himself. He can only occasionally warg into things, yet he can't really control it that muchyet. And 3ER said that the past is already written, so it would be so stupid of him to fuck it up.
>>70254402
his neck folds are too thick, there's no way you can get close enough to restrict the windpipe
if you try shoving them down his throat he'll just eat them
>>70254372
>weak and destructive
Not at all. The men are clearly the source of all the wars and assassinations.
>>70254393
Go back to tumblr
>>70254345
baneposting is the most forced meme of all time you can't even deny it l m a o cya nerd
Will we be getting Bobby B in some flashbacks?
>>70254424
All of those unborn Children she had with Robert. Legitimate heirs, mind you
>>70254440
Dinklage deserve every fucking emmy for keeping a straight face while that guy does that impersonation of a dragon.
>>70254440
>ywn be paid to flap around and scream like an autist on the set of a plummeting-quality big-budget tv show
>>70254440
>that webm
>you learned to hunt from your father? Your father teaches his daughters to hunt? I think our father could learn a thing or two from your father ;)
Was this in the books. Somehow I highly fucking doubt a noble woman would say shit like this.
>>70254274
The Night King is going to get cucked by the the Burger Queen by way of the littlest Lord of Light. You know it, I know it and fucking reddit knows it. People who don't even watch game of thrones know it. Walkerfags are even more pathetic then Stannisfags. It's sad, really.
why does euron wear a different face when he is around dany?
is it because jorah or barristan or somebody would recognise him?
>>70254367
Okay, I'm looking it up
>“When George first told us about this,” David Benioff recounts, “It was one of those moments when I remember looking at Dan, and I was just like, “God, that’s so horrible — and so good in a story sense, because it all comes together.”
I'm shaking guys.
>>70254485
This
just flay my shit up
>>70254440
why is varys pretending to be a dragon?
stannis is a dick
>>70254485
aye arya definitely wouldnt approve
>>70254451
>Not at all.
Are we watching the same show?
Dany has only brought death and destruction wherever she has gone.
Cersei slutting it up with her brother brought ruin to the realm.
Sneks plunged Dorne into chaos when the previous ruler has been keeping things stable.
Maergaery caused the King to become a puppet of a religious fanatic, and got Renly killed before him by encouraging his delusions to pretension to the throne.
Catelyn Stark acting impulsively fell into Littlefinger's traps and caused the war of the five kings, she also let Jaime escape which brought the Stark's nothing and probably made the Red Wedding possible as they had no hostages to kill in retaliation worth anything.
So what was with the flaming flail that seemed to instantly lit up the wights? My guess is it's some kind of Children of the Forrest technology?
>>70254451
>Go back to tumblr
All I needed to hear to confirm retarded faggot status, thanks.
>>70254546
Yeah and thats nothing compared to the violence that the men have perpetrated. Not that difficult to understand, friendo
>>70253262
>that Normand banner plagiarism
>>70254577
We are not discussing the men. We are discussing the women in the show. I was disputing calling them strong women. All of the major ones have been failures or just brought terrible things wherever they go.
Three-eyed-raven = Bloodraven?
I like to think that D&D ignore everything that has happened before 282AC.
Does Britian have mandatory BBC cocksucking sessions? Outside of cartoons I've never heard an American talk like this.
>>70254551
It's called a brazier you filthy uneducated fire fearing wildling scum
>>70254567
Good one, too bad you don't have an argument
>>70254508
"George, we need to come up with an alternate ending for Stannis. We know you came up with a great story for the books and stuff but we just don't have time for another main character. We need something that cuts the Stannis arc in S5"
"Ugh, I don't know David. I'm feeling very depressed today and I want to watch some ships in the harbor"
"George, we need this. Your fans need this."
"Fine."
1 hour later
"God, that's so horrible -- and so good in a story sense, because it all comes together."
"What? Y'know what. Whatever. I'm going to go get some ribs. I expect a cheque in two weeks for this. Bye"
>>70253828
Duh. It's a great meme because 9fag didn't notice, thinking it was the actor's mistake.
>>70254665
I want to believe.Mostly because that's hilarious.
>>70252875
based benjen actor
>>70254658
To bad I literally made one and your best counter was go back to tumblr. It's ok, i don't expect someone with brain damage to remember five minutes into the past.
Lady Sansa Foot scene when?
So TLDR essentially if Sam had lost weight his father wouldn't be fucking sour towards him. All it took was what should've happened in the show. Even if he had a super slow metabolism he would've made his daddy proud being thin with a cute girl and a (pretend) son. There'd have been no awkward hostile aura in the room to ruin things.
Jk lmao the dad is an evil white male!
BRAVO DICK N DUNG
>>70254738
Thats not an argument, sheila. Making up bullshit and saying 'lol women arent actually portrayed as being strong lmao' isnt an argument. The show has been filled with feminist shit for the past two seasons. Brienne, Dany, sansa, cersei, sand sneks, and more, while strong men have been killed off or pussified or cucks like sam get more screen time. Anyway i know that youre just doing this for (you)'s so here you go
>>70254759
>tfw you will never have her sit on your chest while shoving her stinky worked-all-day feet in your face and just as you go to jerk off she stomps on your face, dislodging an eye, and then does it again, dislodging the other, then farts as she gets up to leave
Why even live?
This shot is so natty.
>>70254625
No where in history is a Brazier used as a flail. It would not stay lit swinging it around you uneducated faggot.
>>70254759
If I was Littlefinger, I would have taken advantage of the fact that Lady Sansa is mad at me. I would have kneeled before her.bowed down to her, kissed her shoe and begged even more for her forgiveness and mercy. Then, I would spend the rest of my life fapping to the memory of Lady Sansa berating me and calling me an idiot.
>>70254200
No one gives a fuck, actually.
>>70254899
f u l l y
c u c k e d
>>70254856
You know the Night's King is a shit villain when the Literally Who actor, so cocksucked by the highest praised GoT episode ever, decides "fuck this shit I ain't doing season 6". It's a dead give away the Others are a complete waste of screentime. He's the villain on the highest rated show ever and he realizes his role isn't worth it. Why is no one mentioning how fucking telling that is?
>>70254899
How can anyone pretend feet aren't sexual when it's only woman that bare them outside the beach?
>>70254995
>>70254899
>you will never force off her shoes and start licking them crazily as she moans "Anon you fat sack of shit you shouldn't have even been born" and whips out her dick and starts jerking off / jizzing onto you (which you ignore because her feet are all you care about).
Why even live?
>>70253390
>random actor
>>70254726
"No one is getting between me and that kid cause im one bad motherfucker" benjen stark
>>70255015
>I must go, my father needs me
>Note: Arya died on the way back to her home planet
>>70254759
Those are ugly toes and she looks wasted instead of sexily arrogant. 5.5/10
>>70254899
>>70255040
>run state-run feminazi programs telling men that everything about them is wrong
>run television shows portraying all men as sinister abusers or incompetent morons
>be surprised when your next generation of men are literal autistic femdom fetishists
>>70253390
>random actor guy
>clearly D&D taking the piss out of bookfags
Clearly you're an idiot.
>>70255115
Huh? Are you retarded? Do you think we're toddlers? Our brains were molded before this feminazi shit, idiot. Don't use us as your political strawmen.
>>70252581
why should we cater our conversation to you?
>>70254508
How do you mean? Rich princesses would all LOVE to crawl in the mud and hunt. Work hard for their meals. It totally fits the liberal narrative of rich people. HBO can do no wrong.
>>70255068
>>70255134
like anyone is paying attention to the arya storyline at this point
>>70254899
smart
>you have very expressive eyes, Mercy. Wonderful eyebrows.
Did she call herself Mercy because it sounds like Maise? Am I gonna have to swing at these jews for blatantly shitting on my little wench? Of course not, their target audience are dumber than rocks, so they won't notice.
>>70253881
First time liege lord asks you to swing a sword, you're fucked.
>>70254856
he looks like such a fucking stupid joke desu who thought darth maul with blue eyes would be a good idea
>>70255172
>Do you think we're toddlers?
Yes. You're completely stunted in your development.
>>70255424
>berating people on 4chan for their supposed fetish
How long did Jaime awkwardly wait for the Tyrell's to march up in that cramped alleyway? Why didn't he just go to Mace and march with him from the start? How do these cunts tell time? If I was part of the common folk I would see Jaime Lannister awkwardly waiting in an alley all suited up on a horse and I would run to the HS and tell him shit is going down.
>>70252478
>its the the under age OP assumes all Game of Thrones story lines have an overarching modern political agenda involving gender roles episode
There are good and there are bad men but the same is true for the female characters with the only differences being the men tend to have more power in this world.
>why must the mens rights fags and the feminists ruin everthing
>>70255671
>everything, ugh, is written in a vacuum!
You're a boldfaced faggot scoffing at reason, especially in the era of the internet essentially being planted in everyone's brains via chips.
>>70253507
SHAME
ALL
SLUTS
>>70254298
>every strong male character is evil
Have we been watching the same show?
>every strong woman character is good and dindunuffin
shut the fuck up
>>70255782
Feminazis. Feminazis never change. How about you give us back our show that hasn't been infiltrated by your fucking cult?
How do laws work in King's Landing? Do the guards really care about a Clockwork Orange gang of rapists? I assume there aren't that many guards around.
>>70255782
He's just baiting for millennial outragists.
>duhhhh what's happening
HAHAHAHA they equate the audience to Mace Tyrell!
>>70255848
Are you in your 40s? Of course you aren't you stupid weak idiot.
>>70255841
>im not a Feminazis.
randyll tarly was a cunt in the books you fucking pleb. the waif is the most stereotypical evil character with no motivation and shes female.
>>70256001
>male feminist
>>70256155
but im not.
>i fell for the bait.
you lot are as bad as each other.
DAE wish they'd replace all Arya Braavos scenes with hardcore sex scenes of Jaime and Cersei?
>It will be a trial by combat. I have the Mountain
Idk. The way she blatnatly says it. The cuck audience is rooting for her. She's definitely going to die. Whether it's from losing the trial or there being a tie that ends in the crowd ripping out her throat.... Mama is dead. Or this show is now written by Marvel and the Mountain slings the Hound around like a ragdoll.
>>70256403
>the Mountain slings the Hound around like a ragdoll.
>believing the Hound has a chance
>>70255353
she named herself mercy because she knew she would show the actress mercy and not go through with the poison. like pottery
