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*fart*
CLEGANEBOWL HYPE
Thoughts?
>>70192476
Forgot spoilers
when CIA is having sex with his wife, he was thinking of sophie turner
they better not fuck him up like euron
alri lads
>>70192528
If you didn't see it, it isn't my problem.
stream where
stream pls
Start the bloody episode before I piss myself!
I'm wet
>>70192560
I'm telling mom.
>>70192412
>>70192412
>>70192412
>>70192412
>>70192412
WE'RE IN HERE
>>70192533
they look similar
Why does cinemax get all the best shows?
>Stream showing lord of the rings
>>70192561
>>70192567
HBO streams it, pretty high quality too
>>70192410
So I Sansa gonna fill the same role as that Karstark girl who married a wildling in the books?
>>70192651
HBO is not available
>>70192871
I live in Europe and really want to seeeee! D:
Uncle Benjen's theme sounded like something out of Mortal Kombat and it looked like it too.
Holy shit sams mom is THICC
>>70192637
>CIA's wife looks like Sophie
>Sansa looks like Catelyn
P O T T E R Y
ITT poorfags
>DICKON
>>70193401
i dont always get a hardon for big women but shes got the right balance. would fug milf/10
THIS IS MY WIFE'S SON
>>70193464
>try for an hour to get HBO NOW
>rejects both my credit cards
Fug
>you will never impregnate gilly
Why live
M A C E
A
C
E
Gilly looking CUTE!
Holy shit benjen is cold hands!
Margery is cucking you Tommen. You're such a cuck.
Gilly looks hot as fuck
I quite like the Tarth storyline
Sam's family is CUTE!
>More Sam & Gilly filler
>the ded don't rest
lol stark humor
Damn, Margery looks younger.
Missed the first 15 minutes, did I miss anything important?
Did I miss Coldhands?
>it's a Tilly gets triggered and brings up the fact that she was raped by her father and their son is just really her incest baby, causing them all to be killed by Sam's dad episode
WALK OF SHAME TIME BOIS
TOMMEN CUTE
>>70193590
Benjen
So did Margaery actually get brainwashed or is she rusing?
Who is best GOTfu and why is it Gilly?
I MISSED EVERYTHING BEFORE SAM'S CARRIAGE RIDE, CAN SOMEONE UPDATE ME PLEASE?
Why is Tommen so dumb?
>its a tommen episode
ugh, just kys already.
shouldn't gilly's baby be some kind of deformed mongoloid or something
any livestream? Please...
>>70193590
Yes, totally fucking missed it
>>70192525
DnD murdered Stannis and Roose
At least we're getting Randyll the Mandyll tonight, if they had followed the books he would have shown up two seasons ago
>>70193591
You mean Benjen? Yes you have
>plebs don't know about the grand Maester conspiracy
So far we've had 4 scenes
>Coldhands reveal
>Nothing happens
>Nothing happens
>Nothing happens
Great episode so far
Can we just kill Tommen already?
WE INDOCTRINATED NOW
>>70193606
she's a woman so rusing
>it's a cuck episode
bored af fampai
>>70193611
BENJEN KILLING DEAD NIGGAS WITH A FLAMING CHAIN
RICKON AND DICKON GAY EMPERORS OF ESSOS
SHES TURNED
>>70193598
MODS
dickies
>>70193611
Bejen saves Bran and that chick escaping white walkers
>>70193611
BURN THEM ALL
BURN THEM ALL
>>70193611
Benjen saving Bran and Frogfu
>>70193611
Benjen=Coldhands
Nigga saved bran and meera
would you fuck?
>>70193591
yep
>>70193611
meera and crippleboy were saved by the skullknight
Smirkfu lost her smirk? She looked normal
>>70193638
pls don't be a b8 post
i missed the opening
>>70192533
Is that his wife?
She looks more than fine.
>when your fat son comes home a cuck raising some inbred baby
damn
Gilly is bangin
>>70193598
>>70193611
its bran flashback, benjen returns
Sam is such a disappointment. Randal did nothing wrong.
>>70193683
>>70193685
In a New York minute
>>70193683
she's ugly attractive to me
Fuck i just want everyone in King's Landing to die already. They're all so boring now.
HOLY SHIT NOTHING IS HAPPENING SAME PLOTLONES FOR 3 WEEKS, MO KOVEMENT
>tfw no movement
OH SHIT JIGGER BACK TO GILLY
THICK WILDLING HIPS
So wait, does Dickon not exist on the show?
HOLY SHIT GILLY IS UGLY AS FUCK
doing a wank lads
>>70193657
Now go home and get your fucking shine box
Holy shit, Gilly cleans up nicely.
>>70193591
Yes you missed Nazgul Benjen Coldhands Stark
>benjen
>mad king
>best tarly
EOTY
>His disdain for his son: Visible
how come she gets to wear makeup in prison
>>70193613
>>70193617
*voice cracks*
SO CRINGLE
Well he looks like a professional rapist
>>70193590
Me and my wife's son.
literally what is the point of this scene
>>70193683
>white women
this dinner scene hits too close to home
>>70193743
because she converted
DOES ANYTHING WITH SAM MATTER
WHY ARE WE SEEING THIS
>>70193736
>burn the wall
>burn them all
fuck you GRRM
this is dogshit
wow that fat cuckis a rich lord
Gilly is cute. CUTE!.
>>70193726
Take that back right now.
FAT PINK MAST
why isnt it on hbogo
What a dumb bitch dropping the wildling bomb like that
>>70193676
I thought George said he isn't cold hands
You think he's pissed while rolling in grease and money?
HAWT GILLY
HAWT
A
W
T
>>70193598
Yeah, but that was back in season 3 or 4
>GILLY IN A DRESS
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
SAM BTFO
BASED RANDYLL
>>70193726
She looked better as a wildling
STILL NOT ON HBO GO
I CANT BELIEVE IMR EDUCED TO WATCHING A STREAM LIKE YOU COMMONERS
I'm tired of everyone wearing black and brown.
REKT
F A T
A
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gay emperor of essos
>>70193812
IT IS UP YOU INSUFFERABLE MORON.
HE'S KILLED WILDLINGS AND A WHITE WALKER
SHOW HIM SOME FUCKING RESPECT
this fucking dinner is really hitting me where i live
DINNER SCENE WASTIN MY TIME WSTIN MY TIME
AGAAAAAAAIN
WOAHWOAH AGAIN
DINNER SCENE
>you're fat enough already
F A T
A
T
fat american fuck
Sam btfo
THIS IS WHAT THEY CALL FILLER
>Build the wall
What did the mad king mean by this?
What a whore I'm dropping her
TEN MINUTES OF DINNER WITH SAM'S FAMILY
WOW WHAT A GREAT SHOW
is randyl based already
>It's a literal cuck episode
TRIGGERED
BASED RANDYL HOLY SHIT
>le loud lip smacking directly into the microphone
xdd sick fucking meme fuck you shows that do this fuck off.
>>70193839
IT WAS GREAT
BASED RANDYLL
please i hate this
>>70192533
When Nikolaj is sleeping with his wife, he was thinking of Lena.
NOT NEARLY ENOUGH
SAMS FACE AFTER THAT SLIGHT FROM GILLY
>>70193855
These kind of slow, family parts of the parts I like most to be honest
Sam the shat upon
>>70193855
And she spills that she is a wildling. Idiot cunt.
Anyone one else "accidentally" hit mute?
>This fucking dinner scene
RANDYLL ABOUT TO LAY DOWN THE LAW!
Why the fuck would Randyl Tarly give a fuck about wildlings?
Randyll is based as fuck
RIP
GET ON WITH IT FUCK
>>70192410
>they'll join us for dinner
Why are wildlings so stupid
RANDYL TARLY IS AN EVIL RACIST WHITE MALE
Why is moving like Hodor
Gilly speaks up in 3 2 1...
CANT RUSE THE RANDYL
I hate this faggot old fucks voice.
GILLY YOU DUMB BITCH
he's totally getting that sword by the end of the show
Have you disappointed your father the way Sam disappointed his, /tv/?
>>70193908
>Gillys stupid fucking expression
HE STOLE IT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
stream?
Fucking hell, this is some Meet the Parents-tier boring shite
So is Sam introducing his wife's son to his parents?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ENGLISH WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!!!
SAM GETTING DUNKED ON
HOW THE FUCK DOES RANDYL TARLY EVEN KNOW WHAT MOLETOWN IS?
>it's another son kills the father episode
>>70193892
I was just memeing, yes it's actually interesting
also Sam is totally going to get that sword and slay White Walker fucking shits with it
you know that old dickon meme suddenly makes sense.......
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHH
Sam the beta
>all this filler
SAM YOU FAT PUSSY DON'T TAKE THE SWORD YOU DON'T DESERVE IT
FUCKING HEARTSBANE!!!
>>70193927
>>70193935
Randyll is sadly the only hope for the Tyrells at the moment. In the books, I mean.
more beta white male getting saved by a stonk wymyn
FUCK YEAH SAM STEAL THAT STEEL
>>70193972
he's an educated lord
>>70193973
>it's Jews and feminists have daddy issues episode
So what's the fucking point of this scene
Fuck I hate Sam just kill him off already
>>70193973
100% inevitable at this point. Dude is marked for death.
Would Randyl be happier or more upset if he found out Sam was a literal cuck and the half breed wasn't his?
Sam btfo
>>70193951
>having a father
i like how he ignores the thenn and white walker
>>70193972
He's learned geography?
>one of three men alive to kill a white walker
>father still hates you
SAM'S DAD = BASED
literally stole the sword lul
HeartsBane
FAT PINK MAST TIEM
FillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllER
Wildling?
wtf is this shart
>it's a Southron Lord is racist towards people 3000 miles away from him that he should never have thought about for more than 10 seconds in his entire life episode
James Faulkner fucking rules
>Being this beta
>still with sam and gilly
>>70194020
>implying Randyll believes in WW or that Sam killed one
>>70194008
no, they would make a new half breed later
f
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l
e
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BASED RANDYLL PLS KILL FAT SHIT AND WILDING SHIT
this show's fucking terrible. every scene is either X kills Y or a setup for X killing Y in 5 minutes. its so predictable
>>70194008
Yes but then he'd send Gilly and the babby back to the wall
He didn't even bang gilly before leaving, so fuckin beta
>>70194036
everybody knows what wildlings are
>mfw every episode is a Gilly episode
FUCK YOU DAD I TAKE YOUR SWORD
WHy would Tarllys give a fuck about wildlings? They are not a problem to them
FUCK THIS FUCKING EPISODE
inb4 sam runs off with the sword
>>70193951
that scene was /r9k/ in a nutshell
>>70193975
>his first season watching GoT
Its called heartsbane. If anything, Sam is gonna get decapitated with it.
GILLY IS CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!
When did Randell become the fucking joker?
Gilly looking good tho
>Half the show is Sam
ALPHA SAM
>>70194063
then stop watching pussy
I just want to watch Silicon Valley and Veep already
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
>literally half the episode is Sam & Gilly
This episode is shit so far.
If you think this is filler unironically kill yourself
Lmfao this episode
>>70194024
Why are you minutes ahead of me
Man Sam is a stupid fuck.
>>70194085
AYYY
Literally "My Wife's Son" the episode
>>70194107
gilly and sam soap opera hr
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT
>>70194114
It is. No one gives a shit about Sam.
remove gilly
remove sam
remove halfbreed
based randyl is #1
MY WIFES SON
NOTHING HAPPENS THE EPISODE
>>70194114
It is filler
>It's a warted dick play episode again
fucks sake
THE MAD MAN ACTUALLY STOLE IT
>womanlet smirkfu
>9:30
>25 minutes of Sam and Gilly
GOT = most overrated show in the history of TV
>it's a Sam episode
breaking bad's dinner scene shits all over this game of thrones one
bravo Vince
>already halfway through
So it's going to be a filler episode, huh
>>70194079
I don't know, maybe something about them invading the realm?
Also remember there ARE some wildlings that live south of the wall, in the Mountains of the Moon.
>>70194079
>WHy would Tarllys give a fuck about wildlings? They are not a problem to them
The same reason people gave a fuck about Vietnam and Iraq even though they can't even find the places on a map and couldn't tell them from any other nationality.
POISON
SAM IS A KEK
Reminder that Show Sam is now an:
>oathbreaker
>braggart
>thief
HE'S DOING IT
Fake Sansa tits again?
>My wife's son
B O R I N G
>>70194117
I'm watching on HBOGO and fast forwarded through the previously on and credits.
Arya is so fucking ugly
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>>70194024>>70194024
>>70193954
Can you please stop posting spoilers?
>>70194114
>Sam shit
>Arya shit
This is a whole fucking episode dedicated to filler.
>hes actually stealing the sword
holy shit reminder that redditors are ACTUALLY going to defend this
>it's sam misses the hilt and cuts his hand off episode
Any titties in this episode?
>>70194154
Did you really think they'd just stop that story line in the last episode?
>more Braavosi Players doing a better job than DnD at adapting ASOIAF
>it's an Arya poisons the wrong person episode
JUST EMBER ISLAND MY SHIT UP SENPAI
pissbreak
BASED MACE
OY I GOT WARTS ON MUH COCK
>>70194170
But nobody gives a fuck about the wildlings. That's a huge point of the show. That's why the Night's Watch is down to nothing.
>It's a Sam and Arya episode
Fuck off this is a good episode you contrarian cunts
F A R T
A
R
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>>70193884
Fuck she ugly
>it's a wife's son episode
Why are people in Bravous upset about the little shit King dying in a play?
Also stop looking like a troll Arya
>>70192410
THIS SHOW IS FOR NORMIE PLEBS
GO BACK TO RED.DIT YOU FAGGOTS
YOU ARE CANCER
>Arya feels bad for joffrey and cersei
What is this shit? Who wrote this fanfic?
eww fucking hell maisie is fucking ugly
i thought she used to be alright looking but fucking hell she looks disgusting here.
>We're now watching a dull play of a scene we already saw 2 years ago
FILLER TO THE MAX BABY!
Does Arya have to wear that retarded fake hairdo every time she goes into edgelord assassin mode?
Fake Cersei > Lena
>check the clock after that Sam bullshit
>half the episode is over
WARTS ON MY COCK
THOSE TIDDIES
omg this is so so so so so bad
0/10 episode
ARYA LOOKS SO FUCKING UGLY CHRIST
>>70194215
Circe even has rocking tits like Ember Island Players Katara.
>Literally watching a recap of Season 4 instead of any actual plot progression
F
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>>70194159
Yup. See ya next week.
UNO
FARTO
>>70193884
Is that his mom?
TYWIN SHITS GOLD CONFIRMED
Why the fuck would Olenna be there? What possible purpose could it serve for an elderly woman to be in the middle of a clusterfuck?
>>70194137
>>70194153
>>70194194
Just because you don't give a shit about it doesn't make it filler faggots
TYWIN SHITS GOLD
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
EPISODE FUCKING REDEEMED
>>70194238
He was portrayed as a tragic hero in their adaption. It's not like the Braavsi had a secret camera showing every evil shitty thing Joffrey has done.
>>70194278
Nah, he put a ring on it.
>>70193683
She's burned coal before so no.
FART JOKE OF THE EPISODE
WHEN'S THE COCK JOKE?
10/10 BEST EPISODE YET review by some cuck faggot
Oi! that bloody Withnail yeah?
>>70194261
Where is the stream!!??
Did Fake Sansa win again?
do they have to show this entire gay ass play
>>70194206
CALLED
IT
CALLED
IT
YOU STUPID FUCKING SLUT AYRA YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET THEM DRINK THE POISON
How did Arya get backstage?
get ready for a random cock or another fart joke
F I L L E R
NEEDLE NIGGASSSS
arya is going to stop the milf from drinking the wine
Music is kinda good this episode
inb4 arya changes her mind and grabs the poison back
I thought King's Landing was supposed to blow up or some shit this episode. Fuck this trash.
Richard E. Grant?
I want to see more of the Braavosi actors. This shit is genuinely entertaining.
>the writing's no good
Too meta for me.
Fake ceresei is hawt
>>70194335
>>70194206
Inb4 she drinks her own poison and dies
>>70194358
Yep.
Aryas short hair accentuates her ugly face so much
THATS FUCKING FILLER BORING ASS SHIT
>>70194226
>But nobody gives a fuck about the wildlings. That's a huge point of the show. That's why the Night's Watch is down to nothing.
The people give enough of a fuck to hate them. The crown doesn't give a fuck to really want to anything about it, though, and nobody actually wants to throw their life away going up there to do anything about it.
But fuck if those faggots get through the wall.
What's the fucking point to Arya's story?
>>70194238
youre so fucking idiot, please kill yourself you stupid twat
short not working
>>70194362
kek
Wake me up when relevant plot progression happens.
>>70194378
>The people give enough of a fuck to hate them.
Noboy south of Winterfell gives a single fuck about them.
>>70193997
It's a village of a couple dozen inhabitants (including whores) and it's literally underground. I bet he doesn't know the names of some of the hovels like these in his own lands. Last Hearth for example is far more significant on the way to the wall.
>>70194181
>>70194144
>>70194127
>>70193969
>>70193867
>>70193759
>>70193649
>>70193529
all these posts are of my autority btw
>>70194367
No they're going to Twin town.
>>70194381
See: Rickon's dog
Can't you kill anyone that doesn't have a penis Arya?
game of cucks
>>70194381
Epic edgy killer girl ;)
>The writing's no good
IT'S SELF AWARE
FAKE CERSEI IS A BETTER CERSEI THAN CERSEI HERSELF
WHY WASN'T SHE CAST AS CERSEI INSTEAD?
Why, why did I fucking come home to watch this shit
RIP FAKE SANSA
based better tyrion
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
>>70194414
NEW THREAD
FUCKING FILLER!
>it's a writer jerks off their process episode
Who's the guy playing Tywin?
cringe
COCK JOKES
Arya blows the assignment
so far.....literally the worst 35 minutes of television i have ever seen
NEEDLE!
Based waif
NEEDLE
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D
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>>70194206
D&D is so predictable
Fucking christ Arya, you've killed children before.
Oh look, it's another "Arya fucks everything up again" episode
>>70194362
Nice
>It's a Arya can't kill her target because she's a strong woman episode
BASED
>>70194362
ahahaha
LE STICK EM WITH THE POINTY END! xD
WHat the fuck is her problem? This is awful
>>70194075
Tell me how much time you spend thinking about South Sudanese raiding across the border to Somalia.
MACE THE ACE
>you have no right to an opinion
hey look it's /tv/
HERE WE FUCKING GO
DOES /tv/ LIKE THIS STORYLINE?
What a surprise. Tommen is a massive cuck.
HAPPENING
>>70194529
>that comparison
Is it painful to be retarded?
![[ENG SUB] Knowing Bros Ep.23-2 (With IOI) - Video Dailymotion.mp4_20160512_193824.136.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0tw1elM.jpg "[ENG SUB] Knowing Bros Ep.23-2 (With IOI) - Video Dailymotion.mp4 20160512 193824.136")
TIME TO FEEL THE BERN
>MADNESS HAS HAD ITS DAY
What did he mean by this?
>>70194578
hey look it's every board*
BERNKEK
TOMMEN A SHIT
>no marg tits
>ITS A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE METAPHOR
>ITS A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE METAPHOR
>ITS A SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE METAPHOR
>>70194832
Metaphors require a level of abstraction or obfuscation. The plot is literally about church and state.
WALDER
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D
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>>70194608
How is he a Cuck
>>70195117
It's a meme. It isn't supposed to make sense
so was this the worst episode yet?
>>70193884
>>
>be Prince Charming incarnate
>marry Cher
Why does he hate himself lads?
>>70196058
1 and 2 where the worst
>>70193800
GILLY A CUTE!
CUUUUUTE!!!
