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The Pact of Ice and Fire Edition
>>70176321
1st for King Azor Jon
Why didn't she get cast as Kinvara?
MACE IS BASED
MACE IS BASED
MACE IS BASED
>>70179835
Lann the Clever
>>70179835
5th for cock
LEAK!!! NOW!
best girl
nth for Queen Sansa Stark first of her name
>>70179911
Too busy with Wolverine 2.
Who is the most Muslim character on Game of Thrones?
SPOILER
KEVIN SMITH LEAKS INSIDE INFO
JON SNOW IS RHAEGAR ANDLYSA ARRYN'Sson!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEWJFm7nc1s
@ 9:00
>>70179835
Good edition
>>70179912
It is known
>5 hours 8 minutes
tbqh lads I'm still excited to see a new episode despite all the hate and shitposting and cock jokes
>>70179911
She's ugly
>>70179641
Season 1: Daenarys
Season 2: Quaithe
Season 3: no memory
Season 4: Margaery
Season 5: Myrcella
Season 6: Kinvara
Season 7: Griff
>>70179922
Friendly reminder that Night's King was a fucking pedo that got baited by child forest waifus and got glassed for it. Serves him right desu.
>>70179940
Good taste
I know no king but the King in the North, whose name is Benjen Stark
>>70179968
Good Masters of Yunkai
Why is she so beautiful, anon?
>>70179973
I watched that today. At first it triggered my autism, but then I lol'd.
>tfw Blackfish is going to be killed offscreen
>>70179968
Salvador santana, I think that was his name. The pirate guy.
>>70180043
Cause she's kissed by fire
>>70180043
Because you've got a mental disorder
>>70179922
More like Lann the Not so Clever hehe
>>70179968
Dorne
No leaks today?
>>70180051
Could be worse.
>>70180067
Salador Saan
>tfw House Baratheon supporter
So are we not going to see the Queen of Ashes until episode 10?
Ramsay's 20 good men vs. Euron's big cock
Who wins?
>>70179922
Was getting caught part of his plan?
>>70180134
Salladhor Saan
>Aeron's chapter is allegedly "fucking intense"
This is pain. I hate that fat fuck, just finish the book already!
Is Daenerys' hair also immune to fire?
best girl coming through
>>70180158
Gendry is our only hope :(
>>70180182
Fuck, I knew it looked wrong when I typed it out.
King Tommen for the Iron Throne from this moment on until the end of time
>>70180172
We all do.
http://asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/134381-on-the-show-are-sansa-and-jon-destined-for-each-others-arms/&page=31
>34 pages of arguing whether Jonsa is viable
>>70180188
Face it, you will never see the final book.
>>70180214
>gets killed by Quasimodo
>best
Yeah, nah.
>>70180204
STOP ATTACKING DANY OKAY YOU MALE PIG
SHE IS SPESHUL
Season 6 found D&D squatting on the books, groaning. Every episode was written worse than the one before, and made less sense. By the time the finale came up D&D were producing brown water. The more they produced, the more they shat on the books, but the more they shat on the books, the more their thirst for feminism, Ramsay, shocking deaths, and nonsensical timelines grew, and their thirst sent them crawling to social networks to suck up more.
>>70180028
Based.
>>70180214
CUTE! A CUTE!
>>70180228
Gendry's a bastard who knows nothing about politics or rule and who no one in power will ever legitimize cause he could be used as a puppet to lay claim to the throne against them
>>70179940
> This is perfection
> Dani is fat
>>70179835
Are those blue roses framing the wolf?
>>70180043
She never expected to get so wet at the sight of undead bastard half-brother, so she started classing herself up a bit in order to earn a proper rogering.
Keep in mind this has all been foreshadowed.
CATELYN STARK
>red hair
YGRITTE
>red hair
SANSA STARK
>red hair
What woman lorded over Jon his whole, trashing him at every turn, making him feel like a bitch boy? Cat.
Why was Jon attracted to Ygritte? Because she trashed him and called him a pussy night's watch faggot. The different is, Ygritte was willing to fuck him.
They even added in backstory in the show with Jon almost fucking Ros, and her red hair is the first thing he mentions to Sam when he tells the story.
In the books, why does Jon refuse Val? No real reason, just honor. But it's really because:
THE
BITCH
AINT
GOT
RED
HAIR
But Sansa does...
>>70180214
Finally an anon with good tastes
ITT: GoT characters males will NEVER EVER understand
>AERON IS EURON'S FUCKTOY ON SILENCE ALONG WITH LEGLESS PYAT PREE
What if Varys actually has a cock, but constantly lies about it. And what if he's father to fAegon or Daenerys. What if Varys actually has a cock?
>>70180314
Seems like it, yeah
>>70180204
is kaloreesis hair band also immune to fire?
>>70179968
Stannis
>>70180265
Sure she is
Alright lads whats tiers are these websites to to discuss ASOIAF/GOT
>Plebbit (Full of shownlys and show defenders)
>/got/ (Memes)
>Westeros.org (Never went on it)
>who are you?
>>70180214
She looks awful on the actual show, but outside it she's a qt. Especially when she does that smirk.
>>70179993
Yes. All memes aside, this season is shitting on season 5
>>70180356
She's immune to burning calories
>>70179922
PUNISHED NK, a husbando reformed
>>70180334
Is Varys the Ray Finkle of GoT?
>>70180188
Full on rape by Euron flashback?
>>70179940
Hodor hodor? Hodor
>>70180262
I know. I'm just worried about TWOW.
>>70180302
That's nice, he is still the only character with baratheon blood, bastard or not.
>>70180328
memes aside, who is supposed to relate to dany?
she is complete mary sure
>>70180391
This season is much worse than 5, and 5 was already dogtrash.
>>70179911
She had to go back to Yi Ti to help the asian branch of the Night's Watch defend the Five Forts from the White Walkers
>>70180043
Because you haven't seen her tits yet. Remember how badly you wanted to see Ygritte's tits for a year, then they came out, you had two wanks, and that was it. Now she's just some wranger. Sansa is like Jennifer Lawrence, you only find her attractive before you've seen her asshole
so jorah is getting victarions super arm?
>queens left arm
>>70180334
Varys is going to replace Daenarys with a Blackfyre lookalike who is easier to manipulate. He's been controlling the Sons of the Harpy the entire time.
>>70180358
POTTERY
O
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T
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R
Y
>>70180351
Good question. I wonder if any of the Danyfags could answer it.
>>70180330
>VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOUR
>>70180188
>Aeron summons a Kraken and rides it to battle against the Silence
The episode description says "An old Foe return"
Who was foe???
>>70180051
Nah, they wouldn't introduce the name and remind casuals of his existence if he was to be killed off without playing some major part
why?
>>70180419
>yfw you realize hodor was a beta numale cuck
He deserved to die desu
>GRRM asked some plebs whether to read the Arianne chapter we got or the Aeron chapter where some Cthulhu type stuff happens
>The fucking tumblrfags wanted him to read the fucking Arianne chapter
>>70180214
>everyone expects Arya to kill the Waif even though she's done literally nothing wrong
If Arya ends up just sand-snaking her way out of Braavos I swear to god
>>70180490
Frey
>>70180490
Waldo Freigh
>>70180379
What would happen if she and Natalie kissed?
>>70180424
Him and about a dozen other bastards that not even Varys could find
>>70180413
That actor's dick scene and all the dick jokes are foreshadowing and preparing the audience for two things. First being Varys having a cock, second being Varys taking his dress off to reveal his dick which will be shown in full and inspected.
>>70180433
She's a self-entitled woman with no concept of how the world really works.
Who do you think that appeals to?
>>70180412
I prefered old NK actor
why they had to recast?
>>70180490
STANNIS
RIGHTFUL KING
>>70180262
Is there any chance GRRM is writing the last two books concurrently?
>>70180490
old man frey
>>70180529
With theircunts?
>>70180519
She plays benjen stark
>>70180323
>Of Sansa, brushing out Lady's coat and singing to herself. You know nothing, Jon Snow.
It's coming, get ready for wincest.
>>70180490
The foe of all mankinf and womankindStannisStannisSTANNIS
>>70180519
>Hardhome that high
>The door that high
Why do plebs love those episodes?
>>70180364
r/freefolk is actually good. It's not listed many places because r/asoiaf mods hate them but many people here went there when the general was banned.
knights king = benjen = daario = euron
right??
>>70180523
It's undeniable.
The Faceless men must get a girl's face, and Waif is a girl.
Not to mention that Waif is clearly too emotional to do her own training properly
>>70180576
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>70180478
>INCLUDING BALON, EURON KILLED THREE BROTHERS
>POOR AERON IS LASHED TO THE PROW OF SILENCE
>2EDGY4ME 2BHONEST, SENPAI
>NO KRAKEN SUMMONING
>>70180561
That's not Stannis
>>70180551
new guy does stunts
I like his creepy slavic face though
>>70180576
-1.0
He isn't writing anything. He shitposts on his dumb blog
>>70180600
Meme zombies
Meme hodor
>>70179835
GRRM JUST READ THE NEWEST DAMPHAIR POV CHAPTER
Notable details:
- Euron admitted killing Robin, Harlon and Balon Greyjoy
- Damphair was imprisoned by Euron
- Pyat Pree's legs were cut off by Euron and seems to be going mad
- Chapter ends with Euron sailing against a Redwyne fleet near the Arbor
Source: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish?lang=en
>>70180561
TREASON
>Off the top of my head: Euron is in Shields, sails out to sea, DAMPHAIR is his captive at bottom of Silence. Some really messed up stuff.
>Pyat Pree was a captive of Euron that kept saying "Pree, Pree", he had no legs.
>Euron has suit of Valyrian armor
>Damphair had 2 visions brought on by drinking shade of the evening. Lots of imagery.
>Euron sacked the Arbor( I think). Redwynes are coming west against Euron, Leyton is sending ships against Euron down the Mander
>Oh and uh, Euron admitted to killing 3 of his brothers, including Balon.
>Chapter ends with DAMPHAIR lashed to the prow of ship sailing against the Redwynes
https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish/status/737010874536185856
Holy shit.
>>70180600
Hardhome was great faggot.
The door was garbage.
>>70180551
this one is a sick stuntman, and obviously they need NK involved in fight scenes toward the climax of the show. it's also cheaper to just get the stuntman to act, than making 2 sets of prosthetics to fit both guys
I applaud the progenitors of the Mace Tyrell meme. Their meming is reminiscent of Naomi Klein's theory of 'The Shock Doctrine'. They picked the exact perfect moment to force this meme. Post-Stannis /got/ is despondent and ready to accept anyone as their overlord.
The Macefag blitzkrieg is a master-class in forcing a meme.
Bravo Macefags.
>>70180571
if the greatest other already has had his champion for this long, what is taking the sperg of light so long to find his or hers?
>>70180490
Considering the speed characters move through the world of GoT lately, might as well be Daenerys.
>they're about to battle the Faith
>Daenerys lands with Dothraki
>Gilly's son is still an infant
>>70180631
oh and
EURON SEEMS TO HAVE VALYRIAN STEEL ARMOR
?!?!?!?!??!
>>70180616
stannis fags are the worst. Your great king is dead. Get over it.
The actor who played young Eddard will appear in two more episodes, according to the actor list for each episode, it will be on 6 and 10.
We can assume that the scene in the 10th episode will be the ToJ reveal, as a continuation of the first part.
But what will be scene of the 6th episode?
You can see in the trailers, briefly, a shadow on the wall, where someone stabs another person, and the stabbed person has something that looks like a crown.
It's likely that Bran will have a vision of young Jaime killing the Mad King, and young Eddard arriving to see him sitting in the Iron Throne(some leakfag said that it will appear next episode, which may just be the truth).
But we already know that Jaime killed Aerys, the reason why he did it, and how Eddard found him in the throne room. Even in the show it's explained very well. So why would they show this scene in a vision?
Foreshadowing, that's why. The same scene will appear in the last episodes in the season, except Jaime will be stabbing Cersei instead.
It's a common theory that Cersei will go mad and try to burn the city with wildfire, and just like the Mad King, she will be killed by Jaime to save the city. If this goes according to what I said, it's VERY likely this will happen this season.
>No jorah for the rest of the season
dropped
>>70180646
The episode itself was mediocre. The ebin zombie fight doesn't make it a good episode
>>70180490
STANNIS
Who cares about the flopjoys.
>>70180638
>Valyrian armour
Why?
>>70180703
Yes it does.
>>70180620
Not that anon but he looks like some retarded blue Buffy vampire.
Old dude looked cool even without cg
>>70180638
This valyrian steel armor shit sounds so fucking homosexual and gay
>>70180648
p l u m a g e
>>70180651
he's looking for the best champion to represent tumblr, and that takes some time
>>70180703
yes it does, considering it was half the fucking episode
>>70180631
>>70180638
>they still think the books are relevant
HOW CUTE
>>70180351
If her calories are so why not.
>>70180691
Nice pasta, but Arya's obviously going to kill Cersei.
The "little brother" was the boyish girl. Geddit?
>>70180717
Are you 12?
>>70180717
It doesn't
>>70180693
he's going to blow himself up with wildfire and take out the all of kings landing
>>70180703
The like it because the show was teasing the WW since literally the opening scene of the first episode, so they were happy to finally see a battle involving them
>>70180638
I have legitimate feelings for Damphair right now. I know people considered him boring, but he was a good character. Seeing him get rekt that hard by his shitty anime reject brother is upsetting. It's like Roose getting shanked by Ramsey all over again.
>>70180638
Euron is a kinslayer in the books and no one cares confirmed.
where is your god now bookfags?
IRONBORN A SHIT
D&D DID NOTHING WRONG
>>70180638
Please don't kill Based Aeron GURM
>More Ironborn bore chapters
Give it up, George
REMINDER, new night king still scores godlike and even his age is detected as 4 years younger
W E W
>>70180419
Me on the right
>>70180677
>Gilly's son is still an infant
HAHAHAHA do these hacks ever not fuck up?
>>70180638
Moar from
>It's Aeron, and GRRM called us all sick motherfuckers for cheering so loud and hard for a Greyjoy chapter
>Aeron is covered in lice and fleas
>Another mute in the service of Euron
>"Your place is where I want you" - Euron to Damphair
>Euron licked Aeron's spit after Aeron spit at him
>Lots of talk about the various gods
>Aeron loved Asha most of all of Balon's children
>Aeron thinks about Asha marrying Victarion to consolidate power
>Falia Flowers appears & says she is to be one of Euron's salt wives. She says she is Euron's 'love' & thus safe
>Aeron just learned that Victarion is on his way to Dany
>Falia Flowers says her and Daenerys will be "as close as sisters"
>Fuuuuck further confirmation Euron was a molester. Asks Aeron if he was praying to be chosen or be passed by
>Aeron calls Euron a "demon in human skin"
>Lots of religious figures there, including Red Priest and some warlocks from Qarth, one saying Pree repeatedly
>Euron wearing iron crown with shark teeth on it
>Euron doesn't care about keeping the Shield Islands, that's for the new lords to deal with
>Euron forcing Aeron to drink shade-of-the-evening again
>Damn good visions to analyze in this chapter
>Lucas Codd sitting in a place of honor
>"Words are wind, but blood is power" - Lucas Codd
>Euron's got some fancy new armor with runes and glyphs...Aeron says it's made of Valyrian steel!
>Euron had Falia Flowers tied to the prow with Aeron
>>70180751
Are you?
>>70180753
Yes it does
Why did D&D make this clumsy, drunk, useless fat fool to look like an American flag?
>>70180456
Have more true words ever been spoken?
>>70180734
>close quarters combat situation with 4 meter spears
Is this the new dual wielding meme?
>>70180717
>>70180753
Some real champions of debate and persuasion in this thread
>>70179940
Weak as fuck cleavage game.
>>70180786
Seems like he waited until after being king to come out as it.
And if he's on the Silence when he says it then why would his crew care at all? They've been broken to follow him.
BryndenBFish @BryndenBFish 42s43 seconds ago
>Oh yeah, pretty explicit confirmation that Euron raped Damphair, tough to hear. I feel oddly sympathetic to DAMPHAIR after the chapter.
AHAHAHAHA EURON A SHIT
>>70180638
>>Euron has suit of Valyrian armor
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>70180681
Based Euron can't be touched by Others
Fucking genius why hasn't the Night's Watch thought of this
>>70180620
>I like his creepy slavic face though
He gets it. Slavs are terrifying up close
If triple digits we'll see her Jewess milk dispensers this episode, R'hllor wills it
>>70180735
>that part where they expect you to care about the wildling woman because she's a woman and she mentions she has kids several times
>that part where Jon fighting the Other looked like it was ripped from Xena in terms of costuming and choreography
>wights are either impervious to conventional weaponry or killed instantly by arrows to the head and swords through the torso (whatever the writer needs to happen)
>that part where Wun Wun is wandering around comically pulling skeletons off himself
>then that part where a woman is murdered by zombie children
>the "come at me bro" Night's King
>let's just leave the obsidian wherever, I'm sure it'll be fine
>>70180638
>suit of Valyrian armor
>Damphair dying
DROPPED
R
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P
P
E
D
>>70180683
The show isn't canon kiddo
>>70180323
Don't Forget Melisandre
>>70180866
800 year old sour milk dispensers
>>70180839
He's also sailing with his brother tied to his fucking ship, you think people won't see that and spread the word?
Euron a shit and the ironborn are gonna follow him anyway
>>70180866
so we will see one of them?
>>70180631
I don't suppose there is a transcript anywhere?
>>70180638
>>Oh and uh, Euron admitted to killing 3 of his brothers, including Balon.
BOOKWORMS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>70180926
this is retarded, but it doesn't make D&D even less retarded
t. showfag
>>70180812
BASED FALIA MAKES HER RETURN
THE TREACHEROUS SEX BASTARD RIDES AGAIN!
>>70180786
Except Euron admitted it to Aeron alone and before he kills him.
In the show he admitted it in front of everyone
Daily reminder that at some point in the next few years you're going to see some thread announcing GRRM has just died, and half the thread will be people typing Valar Morghulis and thinking they're clever
>>70180638
>Valyrian armor
>>70180978
He's sailing against his enemies with his brother's dead body strapped to it for all to see after Damphair had been missing
Word's gonna spread obviously and you can bet the ironborn will follow him anyway.
>>70180980
>valar dohaeris
>>70180214
god darn it
need to make a faye folder soon
>>70180926
Think about this before meming.
Book Euron didn't admit it at the Kingsmoot like a retard.
And he's probably on the Silence, where nobody is going to repeat this information because they don't have tongues.
>>70180978
To be fair, tying Aeron up to the prow of the ship isn't exactly low key. Sure, he might survive, but that's still gotta be some kind of a taboo.
>>70180849
Damn, I thought the theories were bullshit
>>70180866
Surely we will see her tits. They wouldn't cast a nice busty woman as a Red Priest without her revealing her body.D&D would never let us down
>>70180648
Maceposting is too classy to pass up
>>70180855
where the fuck would the nights watch get enough valyrian steel and someone skilled enough to recast it into armor?
are you retarded or just touched a wee bit in the head?
>>70181049
>>70181032
He could always spin as Drowned God thing
>>70181032
Aeron was tied living. That said, the chances of him surviving the battle on there are slim.
>>70180231
What would you do to his butthole???
>>70180043
Daily reminder that Jon is attracted to redheads because he always wanted a mommyfu and Catelyn was the closest thing, but she rejected him which super fucked him up psychologically.
So his encounters with Ros (show-only), Ygritte and Melisandre are all just a warm up for him to fulfill his greatest desire which is to become Lord of Winterfell and become the new Ned Stark and vicariously fuck Catelyn through marrying her daughter Sansa.
In the old outline, Arya had a wincest romance with Jon once she was brought to the wall with Catelyn but the version of Arya in that script was much more like Sansa than she was the Arya we knew. When he finds out his parentage, it's supposed to validate the romance by them only being cousins.
It's all been building up to this OTP. Directly from the books.
>>70180677
>Gilly's son is still an infant
No he has dwarfism
>>70180786
>Confirmed kinslayer
>In the bottom of his own personal ship where he tortures people
Enjoy being a show pleb, faggot.
>>70181076
quit samefagging your sorry shit
literally nobody else cares, its not funny and will never be a meme
Euron has a suit of Valyrian armor. Wow that is fuckin amazing.
>Euron is going to somehow build 1000 ships in just 4 episodes before he sails to Mantarys in episode 10
>>70180897
>that part where they expect you to care about the wildling woman because she's a sensible person who's also a good fighter and has a noticeable vulnerability
>that part where Jon fighting the Other looked great in terms of showing the power gap between humans and Others, and the Others finally have proper armor
>wights are impervious to conventional weaponry as well as arrows to the head, because you can see a wight chilling with an arrow in its head, and every single wight defeated by regular weapons rises again at the end of the ep
>that part where Wun Wun is wandering around comically pulling skeletons off himself is cool because he's a fucking giant and if you complain about that you should fuck off and find something more grimdark to fap to
>then that part where a woman is murdered by zombie children, making a connection to her weakness to childre, and also being an eerie moment
>the "come at me bro" Night's King was terrific; sometimes memes are born under good circumstances rather than bad, you boring pessimist
>we have to leave the obsidian here: we're being chased by a billion zombies
gimme some more, this is fun
>>70180638
Dude was not lying when he said he went to Valyria.
A suit of armor made of Valyrian steel, problem is, how the fuck did he find a suit of armor that fit him that was made of Valyrian steel?
Is armor one size fits all?
>>70181080
He won the moot, I don't think Euron cares after this point.
>>70181048
>this damage control
lmao
BryndenBFish @BryndenBFish 3m3 minutes ago
>Also, Euron impregnated bastard daughter of Shield Lord. She thinks she'll be his salt wife, but ends up with her tongue cut, lashed to ship
EDGY AS FUCK BRAAVOs GRRM
>>70180561
blakfyre fucking shit
>>70181175
Nah, you're just wrong.
Have fun with enjoying this trash.
>>70181133
>straps brother to ship for all to see before going into battle
>implying if Aeron dies it's not kinslaying
>implying the Ironborn won't learn about it and follow him anyway
>>70181232
i accept your concession
>>70181202
There are people here, right now, that care about these irrelevant fucks.
>>70181185
Perhaps he had it reforged to suit him.
People do it all the time with valyrian steel swords.
STANNIS
THE MOTHERFUCKING MANNIS
A
VALYRIAN
FUCKING
ARMOR
>>70181185
>what could have been
At least show Euron's story will be very interesting once the Queen of Ashes is introduced
why has nobody pointed this out
wake up sheeple
>>70181275
Guess he really did go to Valyria. Wonder if it fits.
Ironborn chapters are terribly boring and will never amount to anything in the ending of the story
>>70181175
>defending the Other's "OH SHIT!" comedy face when Jon blocks his sword
sure is 12 years old in here
>>70181273
IS
DEAD
>>70181275
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>Euron raped Damphair
Any news on who they've cast for Quaithe this season? Her dialogue was terrible in s2 desu
>>70181337
>not "I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE"
So, Pyat Pree became Preek?
And it wont happen in the show since he's dead, right?
is Weed legal in Westeros/Essos?
>>70181350
Urri too. Probably rode Victarion via warging. Euron fucked more brothers than Cersei.
Ned is actually alive. He was switched with a faceless man in disguise by Varys when he was locked in Joffrey's dungeon. It's getting revealed this episode
>>70181371
Quaithe is returning?
I just thought D&D forgot about her.
>>70181337
you're right, he shoulda made a "grrr, how did i know this would happen" face. also creeps me out you can detect when people are 12 years old. also
>reddit space
Why weren't we shown more discussion about the White Walkers involving Sansa/Brienne. Did they even see Wun Wun? How did their perception of the world change after seeing that supernatural stuff is real and how severe the Walker threat is? Does Sansa think Jon is mad for planning to open two battlefronts north AND south of the Wall, dividing the forces that way? What's her reaction to his resurrection? I know we can't see everything, but come on. Those stuff are as strange to her as dragons and warlocks to Marg.
>>70181185
Reminder that in the show we already saw Valyria and it was fucking nothing.
>>70180214
I had no idea.....
>>70181344
t. brienne of qarth
>>70181387
Only in the Vale, bro.
AS HIGH AS HONOOOOOOORRRR
>>70181387
They have chewing tobacco
>>70180529
maybe their stroke lips would re-align
I dont know if I will be bothered in staying up late to watch it being a britbong and all.
>>70181387
t.unsullied
>>70181452
same thing, really.
N O C O C K
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>>70181446
BRAVO D&D
So, were there any leaks this week?
What should I expect tonight on The Adventures of Jonathon Snowman and his Edgy Nemesis Lord Bolton Now?
>>70181426
Why are you posting screenshots of Draugr from Skyrim?
>>70181479
50 minutes of politics
>>70180825
>stannis army fights with swords vs cavelry in a open field.
>tyrels fight with 4 meter spears against religion nuts in close quarters.
maybe D&D got weapon props mixed up and everybody is too scared to tell them.
>>70181479
No Jon Snow tonight. We get to see the Sand Snakes instead
>>70180214
those eyes are god tier and lovely fun bags too.
Would wife the waif
AYE
'TIS TRUE
I KILLED THE LORD COMMANDER
BUT THE WALKERS WOULD KILL US ALL UNDER HIS COMMAND
NOW LET'S GO MURDER THEM
>>70181379
Pree, Pree, it rhymes with ___
>>70181476
I don't get it.
>>70181418
D&D needs to fill more time, so they're sending Daenarys to Asshai riding Drogon. I assume they'll need Quaithe to weave that into the plot. Meanwhile, Varys will have Grey Worm and Missandei assassinated and seat the show's female version of Griff in Meereen impersonating Daenarys. Dragonbinder will most likely be used to control Viserion and Rhaegal.
>>70181497
>having this post-season 4
I wish
>>70181479
We're gonna think we're gonna see Margaery's bush, but at the last moment there'll be some intervention. Lancel will probably die
>>70181497
>night's king and other white walkers are literally fireproof
>wait a minute, there's someone else who is fireproof
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIII
Someone should do a bingo card for this episode. Including a Tyrion/Varys cock/eunuch joke of course
>>70181523Smee
More details, from reddit
>It's Aeron, and GRRM called us all sick motherfuckers for cheering so loud and hard for a Greyjoy chapter
>Aeron is covered in lice and fleas
>Another mute in the service of Euron
>"Your place is where I want you" - Euron to Damphair
>Euron licked Aeron's spit after Aeron spit at him
HA, GAAAAAAYYYYYY
>Lots of talk about the various gods
>Aeron loved Asha most of all of Balon's children
>Aeron thinks about Asha marrying Victarion to consolidate power
>Falia Flowers appears & says she is to be one of Euron's salt wives. She says she is Euron's 'love' & thus safe
>Aeron just learned that Victarion is on his way to Dany
>Falia Flowers says her and Daenerys will be "as close as sisters"
>Fuuuuck further confirmation Euron was a molester. Asks Aeron if he was praying to be chosen or be passed by
>Aeron calls Euron a "demon in human skin"
>Lots of religious figures there, including Red Priest and some warlocks from Qarth, one saying Pree repeatedly
>Euron wearing iron crown with shark teeth on it
>Euron doesn't care about keeping the Shield Islands, that's for the new lords to deal with
>Euron forcing Aeron to drink shade-of-the-evening again
>Damn good visions to analyze in this chapter
>Lucas Codd sitting in a place of honor
>"Words are wind, but blood is power" - Lucas Codd
>Euron's got some fancy new armor with runes and glyphs...Aeron says it's made of Valyrian steel!
>Euron had Falia Flowers tied to the prow with Aeron
>>70181535
why? the politics were always shit.
>>70180820
That's his coat of arms in the books, too.
It's clearly GRRM's self-deprecating joke about American culture.
>>70181523
dude weed lmao
>>70180419
me on the left
>>70181549
That's the gimme piece.
>>70181546
fuck didn't meant to reply to nobody
>>70180282
kek
>>70181564
When done correctly, they're maybe the best parts of the show. Imo.
>>70180920
>He's also sailing with his brother tied to his fucking ship
Wait, what? When was this mentioned?
now that its confirmed
WHAT MAN IS EURON GOING TO RAPE IN THE ShOW?
are D&D edgy enough to show male on male rape?
>>70181387
Highgarden anyone?
>>70181613
the politics was almost always shitty filler and the 10% of intrigue it did have was always ridiculously shallow.
>>70181561
where is all this coming from?
>>70181627
silly, men can't be rape
>>70180825
Everyone is also carrying a sword. Not to mention that presenting a wall of spears in a narrow street is actually really fucking awesome
>>70181652
Live reading by grrm
>>70181627
Ramsay
in the epic battle known as the Rapistbowl
>>70181652
Comic con
>>70181431
bump
>>70181620
Are you serious? >>70180638
>>70180228
Who's Gendry? I don't read the books :/
How close is the fat man to actually finishing the book?
>>70181627
No one, show Euron is Dick Dastardly.
I want to fuck Salsa so bad i wish you guys didnt bully her so much
>>70181674
is there stream?
>>70180188
>The Forsaken
>Aeron is covered in lice and fleas
>Another mute in the service of Euron
>"Your place is where I want you" - Euron to Damphair
>Euron licked Aeron's spit after Aeron spit at him
Lots of talk about the various gods
>Aeron loved Asha most of all of Balon's children
>Aeron thinks about Asha marrying Victarion to consolidate power
>Falia Flowers appears & says she is to be one of Euron's salt wives. She says she is Euron's 'love' & thus safe
>Aeron just learned that Victarion is on his way to Dany
>Falia Flowers says her and Daenerys will be "as close as sisters"
>Fuuuuck further confirmation Euron was a molester. Asks Aeron if he was praying to be chosen or be passed by
>Aeron calls Euron a "demon in human skin"
>Lots of religious figures there, including Red Priest and some warlocks from Qarth, one saying Pree repeatedly
>Euron wearing iron crown with shark teeth on it
>Euron doesn't care about keeping the Shield Islands, that's for the new lords to deal with
>Euron forcing Aeron to drink shade-of-the-evening again
>Damn good visions to analyze in this chapter
>Lucas Codd sitting in a place of honor
>"Words are wind, but blood is power" - Lucas Codd
>Euron's got some fancy new armor with runes and glyphs...Aeron says it's made of Valyrian steel!
>Euron had Falia Flowers tied to the prow with Aeron
>>70181677
GET HYPE
>>70181714
take off your trip you annoying grandstanding attention whore and ask again and i may discuss it with you
>>70181738
disgusting
>>70181723
Yes. Hadn't seen that post. Thanks though.
>>70181561
why is Euron lover Falie Flowers also tied to the prow?
she seemed happy just before
what di she do during the chapter that pissed Euron off?
>>70181740
No recording at all :(
>>70181726
He's a show character tho...
>>70181484
Just call them ghosts like every normal person, anon.
>>70181767
Euron's nuts. He doesn't need a reason.
>>70181733
Winds is most likely between 2/3rds to 3/4ths done. Will probably not be released for two years.
Dream is never coming out and no one will care
>>70180734
>Mace
>no green and gold armour
>>70180681
An iron crown with shark teeth aswell!
>>70181772
How do you know nobody is recording it? Have you asked everyone there?
>>70181767
Pussy got stale
>>70181777
He's in the books but is a minor character. The show merges his character with Edric Storm.
BryndenBFish @BryndenBFish 2m2 minutes ago
BryndenBFish Retweeted Terran the black
>GRRM finished this chapter before July 2010, so I wouldn't get too excited that it's close to being done.
AHAHAHAHAHA
Who else can't wait to see him get cucked into accepting Gilly and little Sam by his wife AND probably get his ancestral sword stolen in the same episode?
>>70181814
Well i meant officially obviously....
>>70181287
Mads Mikkelson would make a dope ass Victarion imo
What's the significance of having valyrian armor?
How does Sam stay so fat after years at the wall?
>>70181820
>university fags
>college shills
>muh degree
>>70180638
I'm impressed that anyone cares about this faggotry at all. And why is GRRM spoiling his own book all the time, anyway?
>>70181865
nah
>>70181826
2010 was probably the last time he sat down to write something too.
>>70181885
jew
The redditors will never forget
Good let the Redditors remembers when they march on 4 chan
Leak is up on vodlocker you hairy fags. Blood of my blood
>>70181826
>its another dance with dragons chapter masquerading as a TWoW chapter
>>70181868
he can literally ram into a group of white walkers to kill them
>>70181872
He eats all those buckets of ranch sauce the others left behind.
>>70181820
Literally me right now
Euron isn't the Drowned God, HE'S GONNA KILL THE DROWNED GOD.
BOOKFAGS BTFO
>>70181833
>hi dad, i'm back from the wall, can you take care of my wife's son while I go to college?
>>70181915
This real?
>>70181909
oh shit, u got me bebee
>>70181939
BRAN BTFO
>>70181916
He's probably too old to play Victarion
Someone please make a Benjen edition tonight.
>>70181868
Well, for one thing Valyrian Steel is incredibly rare and an entire suit of armor made from Valyrian steel would be near impossible to find, it's proof that Euron really did go through the ruins of Valyria and plunder shit, so dragonbinder might actually be a real Valyrian artifact after all and not just a thing Euron picked up from a warlock or hedgewizard like Aeron thought.
>>70181939
EURON CONFIRMED FOR BEING ALDRICH
>>70181578
> cordy poster
>>70181868
If there needs to be a scene in which he logically should die, but the plot requires him to live, this is the reason he lives
>>70181202
>>70181939
Based, feels good to be a book fag.
>>70181923
there is nothing to suggest just touching valyrian steel kills them
they still have to be shanked or cut. think of it as their skin being armour and only VS can penetrate it
>>70181872
Book sam has lost a considerable amount of weight. John Bradley just doesnt want to, esp when hes getting paid millions to play a fat guy
>>70181915
Link it faggot
>>70181872
This. I expected the actor to shed a bit as the show went on, particularly when they went North of the Wall for a bit. Not even a drastic amount or rapid pace, just drop 5/10 pounds each season.
Fuck. I hope krakens or merlings will come out and save Damphair by drowning him. Not some smashing by ship prow.
>>70181826
Holy fuck, he really is going to die before A Dream of Spring.
Lord of the Rings:
>It was written in stages between 1937 and 1949, with much of it being written during World War II.[1]
I realize Tolkien was genuinely a genius, but sweet Christ. Dude created multiple languages, thousands of years of history, lineages of all the major races for hundreds of years before and after the story, all while fighting in WW2. And he did it all in 12 years.
Where were you when Euron became just another Ramsay except with Valyrian Steel and more kinslaying?
BOOKFAGS BTFO
>>70182022
>>70182022
>>70182022
New thread
>>70181994
The show ought to force him, since him being morbidly obese doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>70181956
I'd like to B Bran TFO, if you catch my intercourse.
>>70181939
Euron is the avatar of the Storm God, he kills the champion of the Drowned God(Victarion) but the Drowned God returns stronger than before(Theon).
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE
>>70180638
>Chapter ends with DAMPHAIR lashed to the prow of ship sailing against the Redwynes
WE MAD MAX NOW
>>70181915
>Doesn't link it
Ayyy
>>70181820
what does that even mean?
also
>2016
>studying even though the happening is going to happen in a couple years
rofl
>>70182050
Tolkien fought in WW1, not 2
>>70182073
WHAT IS DED MAY NEVER DIE
>>70181939
Instead of this we got "LETS MURDER THEM".
Bravo D&D.
>>70182022
>>70182022
>>70182022
>>70182022
New thread
>>70180534
I hope this doesn't happen, if have to turn it off. I've never been the same since penis inspection day in school
>>70182050
Tolkien was an autist probably, so he went really in depth on his shit
Also there were much less distractions for a history professor in the 30s than a rich fat hippie in the modern day
I wouldn't worry, George is only 60something and winds will probably release later this year
>>70181868
They'll probably be a fake out with Euron's death at some point where he should logically die but instead lives because of the armor. The other thing that might happen is he might be killed by having a sword rammed through one of his eyes like Aemond Targaryen, the whole "I'm immune to swords shit" since he's wearing Valyrian Steel armor might open him up to having his head fucked up
or it's all a ruse and Euron is just lying, but it seems to be that Euron never actually lies, he might actually just be the total madman.
>>70182188
>later this year
>>70181820
I literally should be writing my thesis right now.
>>70182240
that's what I said faggot, good to know you can repeat things
>>70179922
is it confirmed that he's the night king and not a generic ice lord?
>>70180825
you dont know how phalanax works,
they have solution for people from 3 meters to 20 centimeters.
>>70182178
>penis inspection day
Hahah. We had it too but not just for penises, just general health inspection.
>>70182273
Don't cut yourself too deep bro XD
>>70179922
Hail The Night "A knife changed my life" King
>>70181506
And the worst thing is that the army had aload of pikes before they went charging in
>>70179922
Why did they gag him? Was it to stop him from saying something clever?
>>70181993
He can cut them with his edge though.
>>70180926
https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish/status/737024317192540160
fucking showfag
>>70181833
He does tell both of them to fuck off but.... his Sword gets stolen lmao
>>70180519
She'll play another Red Priestess besides Kinvara
>>70182085
Written in 2010 before cuck max
>>70182747
>IIRC
>>70180825
>Implying anyone on /tv/ actually knows anything about combat.
No, people just think it's stupid because it looks cool, no one will even think about spear fighting because it's not cool looking.
Who the fuck cares about Euron anymore ?
He's just some vilain of a side story now. Let's get hype for the best one...
Lancel gon get his teeth pushed in by the zombie lets go !
>>70181578
post feet
>>70181939
>Euron is going to kill the Old Gods, The Great Other, the Seven Gods, R'hollor, the Faceless God and the Harpy.
Euron is the big bad instead of the White Walkers confirmed
>>70182063
He's just big boned.
>>70182306
Can't really tell from this image, it's hard to tell. D&D will probably just make something up in the next few episodes.
![stannis[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7bdo2AX.jpg "stannis[1]")
