Why didn't they just summon the eagles to fly to Mordor and get Lebowski's

Really tied the room together

are you retarded? thats not even remotely funny
my fucking god man, ever wondered why you are a virgen?

>>70168998
>virgen
Spotted the spic. You have to go back.

>>70169166
nah man, i'm brazilian
being brazilian is worst

>>70169232

We know, soccer American. He meant back to hell. Set your favela on fire and lay down in it.

>>70169282
control your butthurt man
not my fault if youre a small dick faggot
go fuck a hooker or something

>>70168998
>>70169166
>>70169232
>>70169282
Yet no one has answered OP's question yet

>>70168331
Because birds are notorious for defacating on rugs

>>70168331
Nobody gives a shit about the fucking eagles, Donnie!

Shut the fuck up! You're out of your element.

>>70169378

The food shortages sure are making you beaners cranky. Have you tried not fucking other men and actually going to work?

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>>70168331
>>70169425

It's a very complicated case. Lot of ins. Lot of outs. And I hate the fuckin' Eagles man.

>>70170762
I feel dumb for not seeing this coming

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>>70168331
>I know exactly shit about giant eagles
Pleb.

>>70172819
i love old oglaf

>>70172819
Shut the fuck up Donny