Stannisfags still haven't killed themselves edition
previous >>70143250
Serious replies only, who is the best husbando of all time?
Reminder that Game Of Thrones continues to be one of the greatest and well received shows around.
The dozen worthless, whining, nitpicking, edgy losers in this general with no friends, no job and no life who stink of piss and shit, have filthy underpants, a tiny penis and a coat of slime on their foreheads will NEVER be able to change this fact.
Feels good!
>>70147509
nth for the one true God.
There is only one king, and his name is Stannis.
nth for Danyfu
I love Maisie!
>>70147597
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
first for BAElish
btw are d&d gay?
>>70147563
But where is boyfu?
>>70147509
daily reminder that this show has become a parody of itself, self-referential "jokes" like varys having no cock and tyrion saying he's a dwarf and needs more wine. characters act unnaturally, even out of their own characters just for the sake of moving the plot along, and sometimes, moving it backwards.
last good season was 4, last great one was 1.
Lord Stark
How is LSH confirmed if Michelle Fairley wasn't even spotted fliming? You'd think people would find about her involvement.
>>70147563
literally benjen
>>70147566
>mfw Bran is the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time
Ok an anon in the previous thread asked a superb question - all credit to him.
What would have happened, if Joffrey actually had sent Ned to the Wall instead of chopping his head off?
>How many nanoseconds before Ned becomes first ranger?
>Relationship with the Bear?
>Relationship with Jon?
>How would have the brothers of the Watch reacted?
>Would have Ned went after Benjen?
>Break his oaths and fight in the wars? Go save Winterfell?
>>70147549
Reminder that Dayne was a better swordsman than Barristan.
It took seven guys and a dishonourable backstab to bring down the Sword of the Morning. Barristan got tooled by smallfolk with daggers.
FUCKING.
NOTHERN.
SHITS.
>>70147621
no but my mom thinks CIA is gay. how do i convince her he isn't, bros?
>>70147623
fuck off whining cunt. you wet the bed EVERY night.
You have 10 seconds to name one bad thing that happened in Westeros in asoiaf that isn't directly or indirectly linked to a Tully being retarded
>>70147579
I miss when she looked that good
>>70147626
There have been rumours of her on set, but she lives there
They could have recast, after all LSH is a drastically different character
>>70147655
He's A-sexual.
>>70147626
she was spotted in a cafe outside belfast. and of course they'd keep her contract under the table, just like kit lied about jon dying and being "gone for good"
>>70147597
I want to _____ Maisie.
>>70147549
How can you even ask such a STUPID QUESTION?
>BURN THEM ALL
>BUUURN THEM ALL
>BURNEE MAAAL
>UUUURNEMAL
>AAAEERNEMAL
>AAAEERYMLL
>AAAEEERYYYS
>AAEEERYSSS....
>Aerys....AerysAND THEN HE GETS STABBED, DABID
>>70147638
Maybe he would have told Jon about his fucking mother ...
Also
>Would have Ned went after Benjen?
>Break his oaths and fight in the wars? Go save Winterfell?
The Ned was no oathbreaker, he would have done what the Old Bear told him, nothing less.
>>70147677
she looked great in episode 5 desu
>>70147669
tyrion killing tywin
>>70147696
>>70147655
hmm
Post Best Beniofus
>>70147621
I'd say Benioff is into twinks and Weiss into big men, but that's just my intuition.
>>70147705
I want to__be__Maisie
>>70147655
He likes big guys though
>>70147549
azor ahai
>>70147705have a nice chat with
>>70147705
She looks a bit like catelyn here, that's weird
>>70147560
feels good man
>>70147669
Aegon's Conquest.
Sky Germany has published the German titles of the last three episodes
6x08 Niemand = No One
6x09 Die Schlacht der Bastarde = The Battle of the Bastards
6x10 Die Winde des Winters = The Winds of Winter
>>70147597
So do I, anon. So do I.
Someday I feel it is a curse and not a blessing. It hurts.
>>70147669
The Long Night.
>>70147638
>How many nanoseconds before Ned becomes first ranger?
0.1
>Relationship with the Bear?
Major respect from both sides.
>Relationship with Jon?
Even better than before. Prolly telling him the truth as he ahd promised to do next time they met.
>How would have the brothers of the Watch reacted?
No fucks given lel
>Would have Ned went after Benjen?
Surely.
>Break his oaths and fight in the wars? Go save Winterfell?
Nah. He was a stubborn son of a bitch taking any oath seriously. He would have asked Stannis to legitimize Jon tho, after Robb's death.
>>70147740
Reminder that Benioff fucks.
>>70147742
If (you) were Maisie, I'd want to marry (you)!
>>70147740
>Benioff is into twinks
Do you think Benioff has ever hadlunchwith Bran and Tommen?
Fellow branlovers where are you
>>70147794
these are shit titles for an episode
wish they'd be more creative
>>70147794
>At last, I have become the Winds of Winter!
>>70147549
stannis and roose? i can see the appeal in them separately but if you like them both then it seems like you have a thing for balding men
CIA best guy btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqv-UtJQk5Q
>>70147742
If you were her I wouldkiss you on your cheek.
>>70147625
Time to go home brother. You're drunk.
>>70147638
There would have been be no KING OFDA NORF war if he hadn't been killed, Robb would be lord of Winterfell and probably alive.
Truth be told I'm more of a Jonfag, but I truly miss Stannis. Neither him nor Jon were involved in what normies considered "the central storylines" with le witty dwarf or caloreesi, both of their storylines felt played out and had become kind of dill actually but when they came together there was this ray of hope that these two based figures would fucking dominate Westeros and improve the quality of this story from all it's lows.
Now Jon is revived like nothing happened and instead of riding south to come to Stannis' side like he probably will be in the books, he's become a little bitch and taking orders from his dumb fucking sister. It's not right. I know you Stannisfags are bitter because you think Jon stole his storyline, but really it's the Sansa cancer and D&D trying to placate the SJWs they pissed off last year.
REMOVE SANSA. The Jon/Stannis teamup could have been fucking amazing if we saw it play out in Season 6.
>>70147794
>6x08 Niemand = No One
Arya sets off to Westeros
>6x09 Die Schlacht der Bastarde = The Battle of the Bastards
Self explanatory
>6x10 Die Winde des Winters = The Winds of Winter
The Wall falls down
>>70147705CUDDLE
>>70147848hiding
>>70147638
>How many nanoseconds before Ned becomes first ranger?
Very unlikely.
He'd be made a commanding officer, not a fighter.
He was never a good fighter, and he's getting old.
Anyone can fight ( most better than Ned ) but few can lead men/get respect and shit like him.
>>70147890
not to mention D&D stole based Theon and Asha from joining up with Stannis, now they're going to Dany.
>>70147889
the war is inevitable sooner or later
>>70147916
there's no such position
>>70147867
that'd warm my heart if I didn't picture every single /got/ poster as either Samwell, Young Hodor, or Lommy.
>>70147900
That's a nice haircut on Theon, looks much better than what he's got now.
What did he mean by this?
>>70147832
No, definitely some snacks though.
>>70147818
lewd af
can it just leak again pls
>>70147832
Time's not being gentle Bran
>That Tommen though,hnnngg...
>>70147962
Theon got his shit fucked up, his hair as slightly improved since his escape
>>70147965
no idea why they like that phrase
>>70147705deport
>>70147955
>there's no such position
what?
Cotter Pyke, Dennis Mallyster position is literally "commander".
What would be the name of Sansa and Ramsay's baby?
>>70147965
He know he's gonna rek the northmens but he's just staying that to be polite.
>>70147677
Fag
>>70147848
I'm always here.
>>70148000
pls deport her to my house
>you'll never keep refugee maisie and raise her like a pet
>>70147992
Isaac is the definition of adorable. You people have no taste.
>>70148001
disgusting bookfag shit
>>70147720
fuck off whining cunt. you wet the bed.
>>70147965
>DABID
>REMEMBER THIS COOL LINE WE WROTE FOR MANCE
>DABID I WANT TO USE IT AGAIN
>IT DOESNT MATTER WHEN DABID
>LETS DO IT
>DABIIIID
>>70147965
This scene doesn't get enough credit on /got/
Dayne really felt like a larger than life character, the kind you would write huge stories about, which is difficult to accomplish in a single scene
Instead of realizing that we get moronic autists whining about "WAHHH MUH BOOK DIALOGUE WAHH TWO SWORDS"
>>70148008Jon Snow
>>70147858
What if I have Gillen as one of the most attractive men on the show?
I just think they're all really charming, due to both their appearance and personalty. They're kind of shy and down to earth but also really smart and articulate.
>tfw no mature bf
>>70148053
this, and the actual swordfighting was pretty cool. i just wish bran didn't interrupt it with his stupid little comments. one "my father beat him. "did he?" would've been enough;
>>70148033
can you trip with "showfag cretin" or something so we know not to answer your stupid fucking questions?
>>70148008Bran Stark
>>70148039
>>70147890
>>70147849
fuck off whining cunt
>>70147871
>you'll never dance with Ashara Dayne
Just fucking throw me out the moon door already
>>70148030
>raise her like a pet
Please do not lewd my waifu.
>>70148053
>Dayne really felt like a larger than life character, the kind you would write huge stories about, which is difficult to accomplish in a single scene
This was completely ruined the moment he picked up two swords. That's why everyone is complaining.
You have shit taste and are the reason we're getting this shitshow of a season.
>>70148080
tripfags are dumb
>>70147992
I'd be gentle with Bran.
>>70148008
Eddard Bolton
>>70148080
it's a TV board, fuck off you worthless dumb cunt. all the way to /lit/ to get bullied.
>>70147955
>the war is inevitable sooner or later
but not that war, that one coulda been avoided if joffrye hadn't been an asshole
>>70148085
>THEY'RE SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MUH FAVORITE SHOW MOOOOM
>>70147832
>bong hairlines
>it's a "let's call others bed wetters" fag
this thread is over
>>70148094
Commit suicide you fucking lowlife
>>70147622
u blind ass nigga
I'm a Feminist, hopefully noone notices this post because I don't want to argue with retards.
>>70147705embiggen
>>70148080
It's a TV board dickhead
>>70147705
I want toKISSMaisie
>>70148094
I... don't need to know what you do to your pets, anon.
But it isn't supposed to be lewd.
I'm talking, feeding her, petting her, teaching her to piss in appropriate places, letting her sleep next to me when she behaves properly, kissing her on the nose sometime, making her wear a qt collar and a leash, and so on.
>>70148066
I heard cia is shy and awkward irl
>>70148131
Speak English you whining spastic
>>70148104
>WAHHH TWO SWORDS WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
excellent point
>>70148163cantaloupe
>>70148169
This is my waifu you're talking about. Please stop.
>>70148053
>Dayne really felt like a larger than life character, the kind you would write huge stories about, which is difficult to accomplish in a single scene
The fuck are you babbling on about? There was nothing spectacular about him.
>>70148170
Isn't this what makes him cute?
>>70148066
>What if I have Gillen as one of the most attractive men on the show?
then you have a good taste. i love gillen too.
anyway i don't think shy is a good description of stannis and roose, think stoic would be more fitting. i like them too though (but stannis more so than roose), precisely because they're so self-controlled and intelligent.
iktfb
>>70148211
but these are all qt things!
what would you have me do to her then?
or what would you do to her?
>>70148182
>
>>70147602
nice pasta dude
post something original ya cunt
>>70147549
Jon
>>70148248
Bone her in the pooper.
>>70148142
I feel like this should be a new emoticon on twitchchat
>>70148053
It was ruined as soon as he started twirling around two swords awkwardly for 3 minutes. I understand it's not a big budget movie so they did what they could, but dual wielding just amplified the awfulness of it all.
>>70148191
>>70148190
Yeah...it's a valid criticism.
>>70148211
>tfw more Maisiefriends are joining /got/
Nice!
>>70148216
He's a nice guy.
>>70148163
The queen of love and beauty
>>70148104
To be fair, dual wielding was kind of a thing at some point, as long as you weren't on a battlefield it could be good.
>>70148104
>>70148053
>>70148213
>>70148190
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy, you have a tiny penis and a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>>70148330
Why did you reply to me when I said the scene was good
>>70148190
Bookfag-in-training here (just started Clash of Kings). I fucking loved the dual wielding. Swordfags were bitching because it's not really possible to be that good with two swords, but that's the fucking point. Dayne was otherworldly skilled with goddamn swords, he's probably the only person in the show who can use two longswords at once that effectively.
I read an article where the director said they tried to have him only use one sword, but they couldn't really capture just how much better Dayne was supposed to be than everyone else, so they had him dual wield.
>>70147890
this is all true.
Is this true?
>>70148330
Can I complain that "Ned" looked like an inbred retard?
I will be pissed about that casting decision until the end of time
>>70148330
I am a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life and I liked it actually
>>70147871
Sauce?
Bran in a box. Bran in a box.Bran in a fucking box.
Being this cute should be illegal.
>>70148314
>>70148330
>>70148086
>>70147871
>>70147625
You know what's actually fucked up is Ned took Ashara's virgninity, then cucked her by marrying another woman (catelyn) and then killed her brother via backstab.
> Dayne had it worse than the starks
>>70148308
For you
>>70148008
David
>>70148248
I don't want you to do anything to her. I would dothe same things you want to do to herI suppose I can let you borrow her though for some GBP.
spoiler from the other thread
how to spoiler images?
>>70148363
>bookfag-in-training
>only just started reading the second book
you're just a showfag bud
>>70148400
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS
>>70148379
hey, looking inbred is very noble
>>70148372
>>70148428
There is a box you can tick right by the browse button.
>>70147638
Robb wouldn't fight for the throne. The North would have had no reason to fight.
>>70148423
>>70148211
>>70148094
You have good taste, decent and rare'ish maisie pics.
you deserve her.
>>70148363
Actually its entirely possible to dual wield swords. Some dude who teaches historical swordfighting did a review of the scene and said it was entirely plausible in that situation
>>70148463
eh need to turn my extension off
>>70148446
I laughed, but still.
Look at this fucking idiot. Who made this choice??
>>70147794
>6x10 The Winds of Winter
>directly after the episode, they announce the release date of the book this year in winter
>mfw
>>70148439
>what does "in training" mean
>>70148248
I would have youuse her while I watch.
>>70148439
it's a TV board you dumb cunt
see >>70147602
>>70148290
What sort of emotion could it possibly convey?
>>70148412
his fault for being such a mong, it could've resolved peacefully but nope muh loyalty to my dead prince xDD
>>70148499
Now compare to this
>>70147638
Well he would have been Lord Commander after Jeor, most likely, and Jon might have been ranger then.
>>70148501
What in the fuck is going on here?
>>70148477
Thank you. I try my hardest for her famalam.
>>70148517
>being Maisiecucked
Truly the worst feel I can think of
>>70148546
Jesus Christ. Where is that from?
>>70148428
Seems true, young Ned's parents confirmed that he will appear in episode 6 and 10.
These fuckers are really waiting for episode 10 to reveal R+L=J
>>70148499
We were all thinking he would be Howland Reed. He looks like he could be related to Jojen.
>>70148517
Please stop this. Maise is a good girl.
>>70148577
I'm not sure. Ripped it from google images.
But it's pretty fucking clear they didn't care at all.
>>70148593
I was hoping that'd be true, but no.
I will literally, LITERALLY be mad forever
>>70148562
Thor Bjornsson = the Mountain. That'll be him after getting his Robert Strong makeup put on. Can't wait for him to start wrecking shit.
>>70148562
Make-up and contact lenses
>>70148428
this is 90% things we already know which would make me believe the rest is bullshit extrapolated from trailers and shit..
But Jaime saying he did it for Robert sounds like the retarded shit D&D do, so maybe.
>letter at the twins offering riverrun. no word on whom the letter is from
LSH CONFIRMED
S
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C
O
N
F
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M
E
D
How do we make Westeros great again?
>>70147638
>Relationship with the Bear?
Why the fuck do you mention the bear? Why would Ned have a relationship with the bear? I thought it was killed by Jaime. Is this some weird cuck zoo fetish?
What the fuck is wrong with you? Holy shit just kill yourself with your imaginary bookfag shit.
>>70147509
was this any good /got/?
>>70148651
Build a wall around the Riverlands and make the Tullys pay for it.
>>70148428
Sounds believable.
>>70148651
Let White Walkers over the border.
>>70148651
Have a dragon on the throne with actual dragons to wreck anyone who questions them, and send every child of the monarch after the first to the wall.
Bring back the dragons peace
>>70148651
Make the whole show about him.
>>70148008
KINGADANORF
>>70148651
Tear down the wall
>>70148707
Excellent taste
>>70148517
Not exactly my thing, but I'd do pretty much anything to be with her desu, so that'd be ok with me.
That'd be something to remember, I swear on r'hllor.
>>70148008
Theon
>>70148707
Technically it is if Brantheism is to be believed.
>>70148426
aww. that dillane is so cute, post more of him!
yeah they have some really cute actors and actresses in there, props to the team doing casting.even tywin was cute
>>70148478
>Some dude who teaches historical swordfighting did a review of the scene
link?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EaGvBmSmLG
>>70148567
>>70148571
What's a good Maisey porn look alike?
would destroy her ass
>>70148008
Ramsay Bolton
R+S=R thanks to time-traveling shenanigans
>>70148612
I want to hold her gently and kiss her lips, just once in my life, was this really too much to ask for?
>>70148759
(farts)
What was Ned's biggest mistake? Not killing every Lannister as soon as possible when Robert died?
>>70148791
Marrying Catelyn instead of Ashara.
GUYS GUYS
WHAT
WHAT IF
>episode 10, Lyanna gives Ned the baby blabla promise me Ned
>audience thinks that R+L=J
>season 7
>more flashbacks about young Ned and Ashara
>turns out he got her prego
>turns out Lyannas child died shortly after her
>the baby he brought home is actually his own bastard from Ashara
How mad would literally everyone be?
>>70148744
I'm out of Dillanes. Have a cute sarcastic Benioff instead.
>even tywin was cute
Very handsome but I wouldn't classify him as cute. Still charming as fuck though
Reminder that Eddard Stark during the rebellion would've looked much closer to pic related
>>70148809
why do bookfags ship ned and this "ashara" women so much?
>>70148791
Not listening to CIA
>>70148809
FAYYYA AND BLUUUUD!!!!!
>>70148791
impregnating his sister
>>70148759
I would rape her asshole harder than Ramsay
>>70148844
Can't blame him.
>>70147549
>You will never dual wield him and his kingsguard buddy.
What's the point of living
>>70148809
>How mad would literally everyone be?
jontards would kill themselves so I'd be very happy.
What book is this from?
>>70148791
I did warn you not to trust me.
What was even Renly's claim to the throne? Why couldn't he just help his bro out instead of being a dick. If he REALLY wanted it, he could have just covertly killed Stannis after he won.
Now thanks to him the Baratheons have been cucked out of a lineage
>>70148838
I think he would've had more chances of staying alive if he listened to Renly and not act like a Stannisfag. And kill CIA for the funzies.
>>70148833
Because you touch yourself at night
>>70148791
>tfw you will never make kinky knifeplay love with cia
kill me now
>>70148749
gold
>>70147579
Queen of the triceps.
>>70148873
A Storm of Bullets
>>70148665
The Witcher books are garbage, but they have a certain charm to them that people appreciate.
Try reading one of the samples online to get an idea of what i'm talking about. They're probably far better in their original language.
>>70148873
The Song of Ice Cube and Supa Hot Fire
>>70148873
a game of thugs
>>70148881
He literally insisted that it doesn't matter that Stannis is older than him because Robert's claim was bullshit anyway.
Prior to the Long Night, the world of Westeros was high tech and during the Long Night the Children destroyed the world.
>>70148920
Charles Dance slaps your gf's ass, what do?
>a line made of simple branches set on fire can deter and entire army of Wights.
Are you telling me that Jon and the Wildlings at Hardhome could've just set that wooden gate on fire and not lost nearly as many men and saved many more?
>>70148947
Lower my eyes and accept that there is absolutely nothing I can do.
>>70148941
How was it any more bullshit than any conquering family's claim?
>it's a gayworm and missandei scene
>it's a gayworm monologue scene
>>70148952
Sort of, but the Walkers would've just put it out immediately
>>70148881
Robert claimed shit using his hammer, only Maesters and shit care about weddings and feasts from a hundred years ago.
Renly wanted to claim it by conquering it the same way Robert did. Maesters and their weddings and bloodright be damned
>>70148952
They would have gained a few extra moments before the wights spider-manned around it on the cliff edge.
i love R+L=D because it's the one theory that suggests that DANY is a secret Targ
>>70148943
Makes sense, how did the Children lose with grenades anyway?
Who can tell me what is wrong with his technique?
can someone post the STANNIS system picture
I need a laff
>>70148602
who is she ?
Ok Rana but from where ?
>>70148947
Shoot him with a crossbow
>>70148950
are you literally a homosexual? or did you grow up without your father?
>>70148745
http://youtu.be/drd8dQKr-oY
>>70148950
>The only bad actors are characters i happen to dislike
The sand snakes are perfectly fine actors, they just are shit characters.
>>70148950
>Viserys
>God Tier
go to sleep little dragon
>>70149014
>>70148950
pretty accurate desu
although i'd raise old lady tyrell
>>70149023
This one, lad?
>>70149014
Men had guns.This is actually a Thousand Worlds story or something close to it like Preston claims.
>>70148997
Then why didn't they put out the fire on the small line of branches and have the wights swarm in there instead of coming in through the cracks?
They clearly can make it die down enough to walk through it but can't just kill the whole flame with 4 of them?
>>70148947
become jealous of my gf and ask him if he's up for a threesome or just a regular gay intercourse.
do you think that would be possible?
>>70148947
start dressing like her in hope I see him again someday
>>70149035
They are not fine actresses. One of them just has a giant frown the whole time.
>>70149018
He isn't holding the bowstring and there's no arrow nocked?
>>70148950
Pretty accurate
>>70148950
ellaria's actress is fine though
>>70149024
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbv2OBLeYiYe7B6WgPDnLow/videos
