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>>70090851
1st for Jon
1st for Queen Roslin
What is /got/'s opinion on Xavier Samuel's supposed casting?
first for best girl
Reminder that Game Of Thrones continues to be one of the greatest and well received shows around.
The dozen worthless, whining, nitpicking, edgy losers in this general with no friends, no job and no life who stink of piss and shit, have filthy underpants, a tiny penis and a coat of slime on their foreheads will NEVER be able to change this fact.
Feels good!
>>70094189
J U S T
HOLD THE DUBS
>>70094152
Am I the only one who finds it weird how Sansa is able to make patterns on leather? It's pretty hard.
>memorial day break this sunday
>>70094200
dubs of truth!
whining virgin social outcats BTFO
>>70094200
Doesn't matter what the press says. Doesn't matter what the politicians or the mobs say. Doesn't matter if the whole country decides that something wrong is something right. This nation was founded on one principle above all else: the requirement that we stand up for what we believe, no matter the odds or the consequences. When the mob and the press and the whole world tell you to move, your job is to plant yourself like a tree beside the river of truth, and tell the whole worldHail Hydra
>>70094210
? I think he's asking if he killed a kids snowman by mistake.
>>70094210
What's the problem?
>>70094228
yes you are
now fuck off
>>70094200
>>70094255
>t. showpleb
>When the mother of dragons can bench the same as Arnold.
>>70094200
good post
Are there any stereotypical "heroes" left (I consider Ned to be the original hero- right and just 99% of the time, likes honour and duty and all that jazz)? All the honourable and just characters are either killed or have stories that go nowhere, and possible current "heroes" have muddled histories that don't make them good guys necessarily (tyrion, jaime, dany, stannis with his questionable magic usage, even jon at this point, although he's probably the hero-iest).
I don't want a new white knight to fanboy over, I really like the betrayal and falling from grace and end justifies the means so I'm still a good guy yadda yadda. But are there any left? Blackfish, Benjen, Howland Reed, Randyll Tarly even though he's being set up to be a dick (I hope he's Stannis 2.0 but without "muh kingsblood and prophecies and burnings are better than strategy and diplomacy"), possibly Sansa is being set up as a femRobb?
>>70094273
where can i see this video
for research purposes
>>70094263
>>70094274
>some child's snow knight
>>70094200
its good
we only say it could be epic
>>70094320
Jon
>>70094273
yeah you'd like that,wont ya?
you fucking whore
>>70094347
Do you not understand what it means? Nothing wrong at all with that passage.
>>70094317
>slags.jpg
>>70094200
Decent-tier ad hominem fella.
Thing is I'm pretty easy to satisfy, but these few fucking seasons holy shit.
Every show jumps the shark famalam. This one did.
>>70094320
Brienne is like a female and saner version of Dom Quixote
Hello, /got/!
Can someone please explain to me what the point of "first for X" posting is?
I don't understand why people keep posting that shit. Do they actually think that it's going to increase the popularity of their favorite character even the slightest bit?
It's such a low-effort, low-quality shitpost. It's as bad as, if not worse than, responding to a roll chart. Why do it?
>>70093859
List of suffering, disasters and misery caused by Brans stupidity and/or selfishness:
>The entire Stark-Baratheon war (being a climbing douche and watching the Lannisters lead to him being crippled and the attempted assassination of him that caused Catelyn to steal Tyrion)
>Everyone in Winterfell being slaughtered (letting so many men go to Torrhen's square and leaving Winterfell so vulnerable)
>Getting the two farmboys killed (straying so near to their place while on the run)
>Getting Rickon captured and Osha and Shaggydog killed (having the smart idea of sending them to another house during an extremely turbulent political landscape in the north rather than taking them with them to the relative safety of the Three Eyed Raven's den or sending them to somewhere under false identity)
>getting Brynden, Hodor, Summer and perhaps the last of the Children killed (because he went off looking through visions himself out of fucking boredom)
>probably causing the entire south to be attacked by the walkers and the army of the dead and risk everyone in Westeros getting killed when he crosses the fucking wall with his mark
>>70094378
autism.
>>70094365
I hope they cast prime Bobby B well and he isn't just some no faced faggot
>>70094388
So you can ask dumb questions
>>70094152
>that shit framerate
Wtf? Why is tumblr so shit?
Okay so you've just won a tournament. Who would you name your Queen of Love and Beauty?
Why haven't you converted to Brantheism, plebs?
>>70094384
Don Quixote is constantly getting fucked up, while Brienne is OP.
>>70094388
>Can someone please explain to me what the point of "first for X" posting is?
Autism
>>70094228
those small details take you out of the mood easily
look at her fucking elbow section, they might as well use magic if you're going to use digital stitching patterns
Why didn't they just make Daario turn out to be Euron?
>>70094298
>angry virgin book clown detected. stay mad
>>70094424
i dont like cripples
>>70094404
wew
marry, fuck, kill
Make your choice.
Woah
>>70094311
SHE GOT FAT
>>70094347
>women created evil
BRAAVOS
>>70094365
What your mouth
> that's my motha
>>70094417
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
>>70094468
marry bran fuck salsa kill quasimodo
Anyone else find it really unnatural that sansa went from being super scared of everything to really confident and brash in matter of a few episodes?
That whole scene with ser Davos and littlefinger before that feels so hamfisted
>>70094468
F K M
>>70094417
ur mum
>>70094462
>implying Bran has not transcended the world of form.
>>70094468
kill marry fuck
>>70094459
you took a break from your autism for a few hours. Go back to what you were doing faggot.
>>70094433
For now.
I'm sure she's going to find herself in the wrong end of the stick eventually... hopefully with Tormund being the stick bearer
>>70094417
Rana
>>70094441
its not hard to do this pattern manually
any stitcher could do that
>>70094487
THREAD RUINED
ABORT
>>70094468
M:Isaac
F:Sophie
K: Mais0ls
>>70094518
Too bad detective tormund gets killed
>>70094487
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
>>70094492
>some loser spamming the frogface in the poll
my sides
>>70094347
It means a knight a literal child made out of snow. Are you retarded?
>>70094468
Isaac, Isaac, not Isaac.
>>70094417
>>70094243
Memorial Day is on Monday.
>>70094548
Is it actually him in that leaked footage?
>ramsay made sansa pregnant
>season finale, last scene
>snowbowl is over
>sansa is dying and giving birth
>"promise me, jon"
>cuts to black
P O E T R Y
>>70094510
hahaha so much ANGER from you! Can't handle the fact a dozen autists can't stop Game of Thrones being great. stay mad goof, stay mad
What character(s) would you like to read or watch to be reek'd by Ramsay?
I'd like to see how Vic would endure torture
>>70094558
Referring to a snowman, pleb. lrn2fantasy terms
>>70094570
>says no one but the half blind autist with low standards
>>70094468
Marry Maisie, fuck Sansa, kill Bran to be honest.
Maisie is less of a slag, Sophie can get the dick on the side but I'll never wife a ho, kill Bran cause he's a dude
was it ptsd?
>>70094488
you shut your bastard mouth, you little shit, I'ave seen your mother, took a lot of Honourable Ned to bring you home, you ungrateful cunt.
Lyanna died a virgin
He raped her
He murdered her
Targaryen fucking shits
>>70094548
But who's going to bring me pancakes?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10325279
http://www.strawpoll.me/10325279
http://www.strawpoll.me/10325279
>>70094595
>being great
And yet could be so much better. Kill yourself autist and head back to /r/gameofthrones
>>70094610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>70094541
I know it's possible but it doesn't look like it's handmade, especially when it repeats throughout the dress
>>70094243
check wiki and your local programing guide. its on the sunday brah
>>70094550
>Being this delusional
Just embrace it
Can't wait for more butt hurt Varys
>>70094152
DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE CAMERA SOPHIE
Ahhh godammit now we have to shoot the entire season again
>>70094646
>embracing a manish looking girl
Promise me, Ned
Themes are for eighth grade book reports
>>70094152
was there a newly knit fedora in that pile of clothing?
>I was betrayed and murdered after rescuing people from the Night's King. Now I'm literally a shell of my former self. What do you think we should do m'lady? I-I'll protect you. I-I guess I'm still Lord Commander, you see...but when I say 'protect' I mean like we should go to a village and change our names and like if a small bandit or two comes I'll kill them from behind, maybe...
>here, Jon. I also knitted you a new ballsack. Wear it like your dead father, who was a real man. I was assraped and I jumped 50 feet to get away, forgave the man who ruined my home and killed everyone I grew up with. I was so terrified of getting skinned alive after even more vigorous ass rapings but now I am le stronk womyn. I will will all the northern houses to obey me, and I will lead them to glorious battle. For I fear not that Ramsay will have me beaten and skinned an tortured and assraped when he gets his hands on me again. That totally won't happen even though the odds aren't on our side and even if we get a slight advantage we have to win a siege of a legendary stronghold after the battle.
>I-I'm just glad you're noticing me desu. [Jon empowerment +50 points]
>>70094637
Hey Isaac
>>70094582
Honestly no idea. I like the character a lot so I hope not.
But... If they make brienne give him a mansplaining speech or some bullshit how no means no or whatever I'd rather have him die
Forgive me
>there's nothing to forgive
FORGIVE ME
>alright i forgive youwhat the fuck was this interaction
>>70094649
For some reason I couldn't help to have my sides obliterated when I saw his expression
>>70094634
>Kill yourself
what a well-balanced child you are!
see >>70094595
>>70094623
> Lyanna died a virgin
> He raped her
>>70094664
The best one.
Oh Nikolaj....
>>70094664
Gods, you like to flaunt your itst around dont you? fucking whore
>>70094676
Hi bb
>>70094369
HE MEANS IT IS FORESHADOWING YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARD
>>70094693
see
"kill yourself"
>>70094369
Yeah there are far worse passages than that.
Promise me, Ned
>>70094228
Yes. There's no reason why Sansa Stark, who is established from very early on to take a keen interest in those kind of pursuits, as opposed to say, Arya, should not be able to perform that task.
>>70094703
Nikolaj is the underrated hero of this series. He'll save us all.
Gwyn=rhllor
Nito=WW
Witch of Izalith=melly
Pygmy=bran
>>70094689
Her tone was way out of character
Are they Hollywood's cutest couple?
>>70094228
Yes.
It was a labor of love for her future lover
>>70094703
>be handsome as fuck
>marry this thing
Promise me, Ned.
>>70094697
Thats right you filthy wrench, off you go with that greyjoy boy
>>70094701
what do we 'ave here? huh? another rapist
>>70094715
And you wonder why I left you! You drunken keg of lard!
>>70094724
>literally a child
>>70094689
It was cute, CUTE
>>70094441
>>70094541
um, i think its supposed to be like painted silk, not fucking stitching
>>70094646
She looks like that cousin that everyone suspects is a lesbian because she's like 27 and has never had a boyfriend for more than a couple months at a time and you only see her once every couple of years because your family lives far away.
>>70094855
>those hairy arms
JUST
>>70094847
>literally an autist
>>70094836
t-thats not how you talk to the-
i-i was upset
>>70094819
>Good, let them watch, it's their fucking job"
Hearty kek
>>70094855
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>70094773
Nameless King=Arthur Dayne
>>70094500
Sansa isn't Sansa anymore, she is Bran 20 years in the future.
>>70094773
Bran is this series Deus Ex Machina. He's all of those characters you mentioned combined, plus the dragons, plus some mighty plot sword that grants him abilities to do anything he wants in the show
>>70094733
>best tits
>least amount of stage time
Why do you hate her? She's good choice.
What went wrong? Are the creators fed up with the show or why are they phoning it in now? HBO would be thankful to have more seasons, yet it looks like the makers really rush it and force a lot of plot "developments" that don't look like organic developments any more.
>>70094836
Ned? as in Ned Stark right?
>>70094689
>being so forward with Jon
t-this is out of character!
because she's falling in love w him
>>70094931
yeah it do.
>>70094703
Why is he married to George Takei
>>70094940
THATS TOO MUCH SKIN
ENOUGH OF THIS
>>70094940
She looks like a dead salmon t.bh
>>70094500
She's back around a familiar face and feels safe for the first time in a while around a dude who she used to shit all over, so she's confident again
>>70094940
She's okay, but she's no Bran.Just kidding. Everyone is Bran.
>>70094834
This is how it actually went. Admit it.
>>70094940
Just keep spamming "promise me, ned" so my filter catches this garbage, thanks
>>70094944
Because making OC is hard. Last time DABID tried to write an original story based on pre-existing characters we ended up with X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
>>70094607
That makes zero sense. Low standards would imply that we dont have access to better quality product and we're content with what we get, meanwhile we have equal access to all females in the show and still pick frogfu.
Your logic is flawed, also shes really cute.
>>70094984
>>70094885
>>70094834
>>70094715
>>70094623
>>70094475
>>70094365
Time to go home Bobby, you're drunk.
>>70094415
why did she get so fat
>>70095022
It's beautiful!
>>70094689
that scene was horrible in both writing and acting
>this is a good soup
Where all my Brads at?
>>70095037
Why did she even like this sissy fuck again?
>>70095060
it means you chose the ugliest one because in your delusional mind, you think you might actually have a chance with her
LOL
>>70095060
>posts pic of ugly, bland girl
>why do you says these things about my bland girl?
>>70095103
Because money and power.
Gold digging slut
>>70095049
Promise me, Ned.
>>70095067
Bulked up for the winter and the vigorous sex her and Jon are gonna have
>>70094819
>Good. Let them watch. It's their fucking job.
fokkin nailed it m8
>>70095083
4 u
>>70094403
>The entire Stark-Baratheon war
Yeah because i'm sure that Ned would've ignored that letter saying that Jon Arryn was murdered.
>Everyone in Winterfell being slaughtered
The one at fault is Theon, not Bran, he did what his father taught him to do.
>Getting the two farmboys killed
He was against going there.
>Getting Rickon captured and Osha and Shaggydog killed
He was going beyond the Wall, everyone but Meera ended up dead, all things considered he made the smartest choice.
>>70095136
You take that back.
>>70095152
that's a pretty cute girl
Is this the most disturbing scene in all of GoT?
>>70094940
you slut
my pants are undone anyways
>>70095037
like mummers and dragons, all lies
>>70095064
my good pal, Ned, 1v1'd the Legendary Arthur Dayne! come, tell us all about your wench, whats her name? Wyla? tell us how you did Jon Snow, I heard you northmen like to do it like your sigils
>>70095255
>not liking pain
>>70095178
>jon de bastid defending his whore mums honor
>DON MAKE ME FOOKIN LAFF BOI
>>70095255
no
ned getting stabbed in the womb is
>>70095255
That was pretty hilarious actually.
The sand snakes introduction, on the other hand...
>tfw you slide your rock hard dick into sansa's butthole then shoot your semen inside
>>70095037
lies, illusions, perpetrated by the ones who call me usurper
>>70095255
No I find the idea of Bran hollowing out someone's mind replacing it with a specific phrase and literally resigning him to death as a humanoid dog and than becoming a shambling corpse monster is probably worse.
Why didn't the usurper help Ned get his sister back?
>>70095322
in medieval times butts were probably pretty dirty
>>70095037
DELETE THIS
>>70095273
RAMSAY
A
M
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A
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>>70095311
Right after that happened some nigga set it to Tiny Tim and it was the most beautiful moment in /got/ I've ever lived
>>70095375
That only makes me harder
Hey /got/, rate my girlfriend.
>>70095255
was Joffrey gay?
Be honest now.
He never showed real interest in chicks.
He threatens to rape Sansa, never even touches her sexually. He called Margaery beautiful and kisses her at the wedding, never bangs or kisses her before that. Doesn't fuck Ros, let me repeat, doesn't fucking fuck Ros.
>>70095406
Alfie has some seriously dead eyes, probably why he's doing such a good job playing a broken man.
>>70095406
myranda looks so TIGHT in that video
>>70095037
I would let him rape me and I'm not even gay.
>>70095460
Alfie is one of the few decent actors left
So when will future Jojen with a beard show up?
Also why can't Bran walk? Can't he just interweave realities to be a version of him that wasn't a cripple?
>Inserting time travel into your book/show
Bravo, GRRM, you fucking hack.
>>70095391
thats forgery, created by those little bravoosi fucking shits.
>>70095444
who painted this? You send him to me
Could someone explain to me what would happen if Lyanna and Rhaegar got married in secret.
Jon would be officially a Targ wouldn't he?
Is there any reason why this couldn't have happened.
>>70095231
Damn shame
Dickon was cast for this season wasn't he?
Why the fuck?
>>70094823
he's a man of man of integrity
>>70095375
orifices are actually designed to keep themselves clean. A natural medieval diet results in optimal digestion, firm stool and a clean defecation with no residue.
>>70095451
He said he was going to make homosexuality illegal.
>>70095451
He was more interested in causing pain then having sex, it gave him more pleasure. You have to remember he was young, given time he would have combined the two.
>>70095509
They didn't marry, Lyanna was kidnapped and raped by those dragon fucking shits
Jon Snow is Ned Stark's bastard, he told me himself
it didnt happen
>>70095509
He was married to someone else already
>>70095552
i do not believe that you are an expert on medieval butt hygiene
>>70095553
Some gays are in the closet and are homophobes, doesn't mean they don't wanna suck dick and get fucked in the ass.
>tfw no maisie gf
jdimsa
>>70095509
>>70095541
DELETE THIS
REEEEEEE
>>70095406
Fuck I miss RamsayxTheon
Now we just have le meme Ironborn who will bend the knee to Dany after seeing her fire tits
>>70095498
I know that, but I think this might be the only type of role suited for him. He seemed rather meh as arrogant Theon, but, he's doing a great job with what he has now.
>>70095375
Did butthole evolve at a faster rate than the rest of the body since then?
WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT SHITE?
>>70095509
Polygamy is forbidden in Westeros.
>inb4 it's ok if Targ's do it!
Tell that to Maekor's entire reign.
>>70095451
He was just sadistic.
He probably jacked off to the dead whores.
>>70095541
Fuck I hope the show adapts the Trident at least.
>>70095563
he may have initially kidnapped her but having sex in the missionary position with the sole purpose of creating azor ahai is not rape
>>70094823
>not making whores mad with stupid shit like this
I wish I was 10/10 chad and be able to pull stuff like that
/r/ing Mace Tyrell's Songs of High Garden
>>70095553
Like many gay people to try and hide the fact he's gay.
I actually thought he was gay at one point but sort of went onto the thought he may just be a little fucking asexual weirdo.
>>70095507
I've got bad news for you King Bobby.
>>70095507
>>70095585
>>70095631
So a guy who planned to kill his dad, waged war against the whole 7 kingdoms, stole a bethroted, all while knowing full well what the consequences are is going to give a shit about not marrying another?
>>70095509
There is every reason to doubt that, pleb.
>>70095643
I really like this fanart but I'm always bothered that Bobby has his visor up. Why would you do that in the middle of a battle?
>>70095643
DRAGON SHITS
>>70095141
Kek
>>70095618
Not that anon but nowadays you have enemas and know to avoid eating a day or so before doing anal optimally, not so back then
>>70095586
I've got my Ph.D in it, been pretty useful truth be told.
>>70095670
>ywn bash in the breastplate of a Targ fucking shit
Why live
Why doesn't Bran just go back and stop the elves from creating the white walkers?
Why doesn't Bran go back and stop Bran from climbing that tower?
Why would you create Hodor for the express purpose of holding that door, but not go back and just fix everything from going to shit in the first place?
>>70095685
It doesn't fucking matter what Rhaegar thought. It matters what the rest of the Westeros thinks. Jon is a bastard.
>>70095585
But what if there are scrolls or parchments citing divorce?
I have sense that from day one they've sang from the roof tops that Jon's a bastard. And I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out he wasn't.
>>70095586
While he's wrong about butt holes cleaning themselves, medieval diet had way more fiber than what most people get these days.
>>70095694
BadAss Bobby B wants to let Rhaegar see his face before he kills him.
>>70095696
>>70095643
How are you supposed to win this fight with a sword?
A warhammer seems a more effective weapon.
He doesn't even have a shield.
>>70095694
The absurdly unpractical staghorn ornaments are fine, but you are bothered by the visor being up?
>>70095022
This pic confuses me.
>>70095685
It doesn't matter what he thinks.
What matters right now is what people in current-day Westeros think of that same daughter-eloping war-causing pile of shit taking two wives. Polygamy isn't legal, so by law Jon is illegitimate.
How long until Trident flashback?
We haven't seen Targaryen fucking shits get btfo since season 1
>>70095754
>shield
>full plate armor
why?
anyway they both should have pole axes if that was not a fantasy universe
>>70095696
>>70095706
>>70095643
>>70095444
> Using a sword against full plate
Lil Rhaegar deserved to lose
>>70095726
Are you fucking kidding me? What makes you think that Rhaegar gives two fucking shit about what the whole Westeros thought of him? He already did countless of other things to make the whole 7 kingdoms turn against him, which they did. He doesnt give a shit m8
>>70095719
because he cant do that or change anything
it was meera who told hodor to hold the door, in the current future
bran being in the past only scrambled his eggs, it didnt have any effect on him holding the door
>>70095694
To show the FURY
>>70095704
wouldn't that be M.D.?
>>70095149
Tormund knows.
>guys fighting over me
>>70095766
>OUT OF MY WAY YOU TARG PIECE OF SHIT!!!
>help Selmy Barristan, help
So Joffrey turned into a psychopath because of how spoiled he was? How does that even work out? Doesn't make sense.
>>70095817
>He already did countless of other things to make the whole 7 kingdoms turn against him
Like what?
Here is the translate: "I miss you too but do you like surprises dont you? You will get it if I say its soon.Best wishes."
ITS CONFIRMED GUYS.
>>70095817
In the slim chance you're just an incredible retard instead of just another worthless troll, I will repeat, it doesn't matter what Rhaegar thought. It doesn't matter if he had a fucking wedding ceremony with Lyanna. Polygamy is not legal in Westeros, so your original claim that OFFICIALLY Jon is not a bastard is wrong.
If you're just a troll, well memed, but this is my last reply to you regardless.
>>70095500
its not really time travel as in you cant change past events because they have already happened. its more of a "everything that has happened or is going to happen is set it stone" they just dont know about future events cause they havent happened.
>>70095796
Wouldn't a war hammer be more practical? An axe is still a cutting weapon.
>>70095817
Rhaegar is dead and has no say in Jon's legitimacy you retarded horking landwhale
>>70095868
Some people are just cunts.
>>70095618
She's had no chance at having a bath for a long time, there's no way she could have removed her butt hair and they don't have any way to clean poop off after pooping.
>>70095696
What is this, Mission Impossible 2?
>>70095846
Butt hole hygiene is NOT a medical degree. I can't tell you the biology of the butt, but I can discuss the specific set of spells that made a whore's ass as clean as polished marble not nearly as hard though.
>>70095868
He's mad because he was predisposed and raised by mad Cersei.
>>70095868
>psychopath
Pic not related then. He was sadist.
>>70095868
Reminder that his mother is also sick in the head so he comes by it naturally.
>>70095902
Pole axes have spikes, hammers, or blades.
And a warhammer is a single handed weapon. They should be using one (or a mace) if they're on horse, but I can't remember if they were in the books and the fanart posted here is inconsistent.
>>70095868
do you even watch the show?
when there is incest involved you roll the dice with the gods and sometimes the offspring goes mad, like the targaryen mad king
joffrey was an incest born who got the bad dice
>>70095941
>and they don't have any way to clean poop off after pooping.
You know that nobles, specially women bathed frequently, right?
And I'm pretty sure that high-class whores had a great deal of ass hygiene.
>>70095941
>being afraid to get a bit of shit on your dick
Get a load of little Miss Priss over here.
>>70095541
>>70095964
>tumblrnose
>>70095766
>>70095957
then you don't know how clean her butt would be in the situation she is currently in
>>70095868
That's what happens when you get raised by a feminazi with severe penis envy.
>>70095868
It's incest I ain't gotta explain shit.
Also bad mother and distant father (both).
>>70095821
Then let him scramble the eggs of the mad king.. Oh wait.. No let him scramble the eggs of that Bolton kid. Nah, let him scramble the eggs of.. fuck it.
>>70095986
Bobby B will use two warhammers in the flashback scene
>>70095928
Apparently there's no cure for that.
>>70096016
>not noticing butt edit
>>70095868
incest can deliver some of the most evil people in the got universe.
from the mad king to joffrey to dragontits fucking up everybody's life in essos with "muh birthright"
and then you have cucks like tommen and angels like Myrcella.
its a mixed bag.
>>70095868
Joffrey had brutal head aches from Bran fucking with his mind.
>>70096039
Three he'll also have one lashed to his dick.
>>70096012
>at the wall with no way to clean yourself ever
>get shit in your dick
>it's there for months
only way i could think to get it off is to rub your dick on snow
>>70095868
Joffrey turned into a psychopath because his biological father ignored him, his political father despised him, and his mother was a cunt.
why is everything so brown? brown daario, brown euron, brown arthur dayne, brown everyone in the flashbacks, brown hair, brown eyes, brown costumes, brown weapons, brown locations, brown brown brown
is it foreshadowing that bran is about to become everything/everything will become bran/brown?
>>70095901
>they just dont know about future events
If the old totally-not-bran guy in the tree doesn't know what's going to happen, then what is, or was he even doing?
>inb4 it's Bryden Rivers
>>70096031
thats not how it works though
he would need to be in proximity and warged into a future version of them at the same time
>>70096057
>edits the butt
>doesn't fix the tumblrnose>doesn't change Rhaegar to Bobby
Subpar editfaggotry t b h.
>>70095868
affluenza bro
>>70096039
kek
>>70096086
Rubbing snow on your cock can be invigorating.
>>70096099
Then how come Tommen and Myrcella turned out to be fine and they were ignored even by Cersei?
>>70096100
>YFW this is all Bran's coma dream.
>>70095821
>>70096031
Bran's making the mother of all omelettes, but he just can't crack an egg.
>Night King doesn't have a seizure
This show is retarded.
>>70096100
Maybe it's too make Danerys look more special for having blonde hair because they trashed the purple contacts.
sssss sand sneks
>>70096111
Ned heard him. And Ned was dead.
>>70096173
/snek/
>>70096162
why didn't they do it again?
>>70096211
The ugly one should have a huge frown.
>>70096191
he wasnt warged into him in the future
nevermind m8, you will never be able to comprehend this so im giving up
>>70096086
>at the wall with no way to clean yourself ever
They have baths at the wall. One of Jon's primary Duty's as Steward was to boil Jeor Mormont's bathwater and probably scrub his asshole clean.
>>70095766
I'll teach you for cheating targaryan shits
>tfw you'll never have a gf as qt as sophie turner
Kaya Scodelario as Lyanna Stark, confirmed by Spainfag
>>70096086
>not pissing into a cup and using the urine to clean your dick and then rubbing snow on your dick
you know nothing ___ ____
>>70096211
>>70096230
>>70096151
Myrcella was a lady so Robert probably wasn't as bad to her.
Tommen wasn't the heir to the throne so no one had much expectations about him
Joffrey was the next king and instead of teaching him about responsability, they teached him that a king can do as he pleases with no repercussions, teaching that to a kid will turn him into a dick, even more if it's in the middle ages when no one cares about killing peasants.
>>70096230
>The ugly one
Which one? Sourpuss or bad pussy?
>>70096100
For whatever reason Hollywood thinks color in a medieval setting is unbelievable.
>>70096159
That would explain all the penises.
>>70096212
Something about it messing with their acting I think.
>>70096230
She's actually quite ok in IRL
>>70096291
>that gif
what a slut
Why is it that the first season is almost identical in the dialogue from the books, but it's basically self written in the later seasons?
>>70096109
spending a thousand years learning the actual history, not just how it was written. Like I said they can "look" into the future, like jojen did, but its all set it stone, all events past present and future can not be changed, so its not really time travel
>>70096312
she got knocked up at the tender age of 15
she has an 11 yo daughter
>>70096299
What? She couldn't act with contact lenses?
>>70096349
D&D's confidence has grown as the show has received continuous and universal praise.
>>70095868
Joffrey actually had two sides, nicest guy you'll ever meet, and TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH ;)
>Bran can warg into Hodor because his consciousness is almost animal-like
>it became animal-like when Bran warged into him in the past when he was normal
time travel AND time loops AND precognition AND mind control
holy shit did this just cheapen the entire series, it rendered everything we've seen so far irrelevant
>>>Bran is only going to become more powerful
>>70096349
its not, at all
>ros
>identical
>almost
>>70096312
>that zit
what's the chance a dedicated ASOIAF fan will assassinate D&D after this season?
>>70096259
then you'll just have a cold dick with piss and shit all over it
>>70096312
>that
>ok
She looks even worse there
>>70096238
>you will never be able to comprehend the worst plot device in the history of fantasy
I get what you're saying, that doesn't excuse it from being absolutely retarded. It was fucking stupid when Christopher Nolan did it, it was fucking stupid when Bioshock Infinite did it, it's fucking stupid when Game of Normies did it.
Thanks for nothing, Ayn Rand.
So, Sand Snakes. Is that it? I feel the show is moving onto big things now and more important to the end game.
Is that them just out of the show for good.
>>70096410
Bran's a fookin cripple in the middle of nowhere, he ain't gonna do shit. At most he uses his time magic to help out against white walkers or some gay shit like that.
>>70096458
>>70096458
>>70096458
>>70095868
he's inbred with a psychopath for a mum given complete power over a kingdom.
wtf did you expect?
>>70096349
They ran out of books.
NEW THREAD
>>70096458
>>70096458
>>70096458
>>70096458
NEW THREAD
>>70096453
You wish. Maybe they are out of this season if we are lucky. Be we are stuck with them until the end. They'll probably ally with Dany for a gril power coalition.
>>70095719
>Impyling Bran didnt
>Implying Bran isnt going to go back to the point and scream "dont do it" repeatedly at fucking leaf
>impyling she won't only hear someone yelling DO IT at her, and she does it
>>70096453
I have a feeling the snek storyline will reer it's ugly head at least a few more times this season.
>>70096410
Why do you think that Bran power will become more powerful?
The past is set in stone, no matter what Bran does, everything that happened will still happen the same.
His only real power is still warging into stuff.
>>70096443
>implying the urine can't be used to soften and wash off the shit with the snow then absorbing excess piss and scrubbing off those stubborn shit stains
>>70094415
Where did Sansa get these wolf pelts?
>>70095141
>
fuck sakes ... coconut head...
>>70096814
Night's Watch storage.
Probably have lots of clothing items the North and the Starks sent/send there to support them
>>70096814
She cut off shaggydog's head, skinned the body, before she got to Castle Black
lul OP of the new thread got banned
>New thread gets pruned
>Old thread is dead but still up
ENJOYING THAT PAYCHECK, MODS
>deleting the new thread instead of the old one
What does janny get paid for again? oh wait...
>>70097985
it wasnt pruned the OP got banned for something else and all his posts were deleted
are the mods schizophrenic or what
why do they randomly delet threads
>>70098021
So you're saying the janitors are even dumber than originally proposed?
>>70094487
I will always side with frogfu, she is a true beauty.
>>70094649
Butthurt Varys is a highlight of the show, for sure. You don't like boys or girls? What do you like TV?
Are both Bran and Meera played by gay actors? Watching the show, I kinda get this sense.
>>70098194
Rewatching the series I realized that Mance's masterplan to assault the plan was having "20 good men" (verbatim) hike the wall and attack from the other side.
Is that a common strategy in Westerosi warfare?
>>70098271
>Mance's masterplan to assault the plan
Meant the Wall, of course.
>>70098271
>20 good men
This will never make me not laugh
