I thought Pirates of the Caribbean was Johnnys biggest hit.
HE HIT ME I DESERVE HIS MONEY.
Zingggg
JUST
>>70093248
what a whore
>>70093248
Chris Brown did better.
What does ADViD mean?
Does your retarded zinger need its own thread?
Nigga is dumb af
Now he'll have to pay her
Women must be heard.
laugh my ass off, OP
>>70093248
That looks more like a rash tbqh
>>70093248
>was considered sexiest man alive once
>married to a literal goddess
>still hits her
JUST
>>70093248
I've witnessed my dad beating my mum and the bruises he gave her were far, far worse. Her face was swollen for days. This is literally nothing and she will get millions for it. Fuck women.
>>70093298
short for advised im pretty sure
>>70093322
>must be heard
more like must bit hit and taught a fucking valuable lesson.
>>70093298
So she refused to press charges and then decided to go to the press and shame him any way instead of letting justice be served.
>>70093321
Meh he's worth half a billion. He can afford the 50 million to throw a few punches. Probably made him feel good too.
>>70093298
advised?
Am I the only one getting a Amy from "Gone Girl" vibe from Amber Heard? She's too perfect and she knows it, she can do anything because she can manipulate any male.
also McFUCKING KILL YOURSELF JANITOR
>>70093248
Stupid bitch probably had it coming. She probably provoked him enough so she can get all those delicious millions.
>>70093298
why is the officer posting on /a/ though?
>>70093322
>women must be heard, Amber Heard.
>>70093418
Because he's a fucking weeb.
Do you think Amber Heard sucked John's cock to star in The Ward?
Are there any shoops of a JUSTed up Johnny Depp yet?
>>70093248
>her hero, ayn rand, praised a man for raping and killing a young girl because it showed he was a strong man who exercised his will, unrestrained by society's rules
>cries about being slapped around a little
Protip:
If a woman runs to social media to show off her """injuries""", there's a good chance it's fake.
>>70093298
A
Domestic
Violence
Detective
>>70093389
Yes Johnny is literally Affleck in Gone Girl
i want to live inside of her heels
Give her all $400 million imho tbqh familia
>>70093298
they mispelled David
>>70093328
Thanks bro I know if I posted that on my Twitter get a ton of shit and hate messages
So why this keeps getting censored on 4chinz?
a former A++ actor and now the greatest decadent one, hitting his trophy actress wife, jail time is a possibility etc,
>>70093298
ADV'D
ADVISED
>>70093248
Pirate code, chat shit get hit
>Heard claims after he allegedly hit her he offered her money to stay quiet, but instead she filed for divorce first thing Monday morning.
>Amber says she has video of one of the beatings.
Damn I hope the video sees the light of day so I can jerk off to it.
>>70093364
I meant the divorce money
>>70093248
So does this mean the new Pirates of Caribbean is cancelled?
Good I didn't want another one anyway.
But fuck man... Depp is going to now be looked upon as the New Mel - an outcast from every major film.
Who knew his last film would be a sequel to Alice in Wonderland.
>>70093472
this
>>70093458
pretty sure that pic isn't social media
>>70093359
She didn't sell it to the media, tmz got her court papers
>>70093497
not enough money apparently
>>70093521
>New Mel
more like the new sean penn
Any further Pirates of the Caribbean movie are gonna get cancelled.
Johnny won't survive the scandal
What an asshole. I cant believe its 2016 and men still hit women. I hope she takes all the money from that monster
>>70093541
>not social media
You're one of those slow kids, huh?
>>70093248
All she said was She was in the mood to tuna tonight.
>>70093455
What man was that?
I only remember the weird part in Atlas Shrugged where seemingly the only reason the heroine wasn't raped was because she was an Ayn Rand character who WANTED the man to rape her.
>>70093359
can u read? she didn't sell the story to the media, she brought the evidence to court
>>70093516
Yeah the settlement was 50 mil
LIAR WHORE LIAR WHORE
>>70093570
i guess you didn't get it i was refering to the first appearance of the heard pic, but everything is fine
>>70093528
>sleeping with Zach Snyder
>>70093248
What an idiot, everyone know that you should hit your bitches with the back of your hand to avoid leaving a mark.
>>70093528
wtf I hate women now
There's only one thing the patriarchy can do to make this right.
Say hello to Bond, Jane Bond.
>tfw you know she's a pretend lesbian gold digging whore but you would still be her footslave all day
why am I such a faggot /tv/?
>>70093248
He has been absolutely played by a real-life succubus. That Blind Item about her was right. She's planned all of this from the start and now she's going to take him for everything.
>>70093559
Good, you either die a male sex symbol or live live long enough to see yourself become the cuckold
I'm not really surprised? Depp seems like a very troubled individual.
>>70093581
Then whycome all the police document and the picture of her beaten face is all over tmz?
>>70093570
he means Heard's picture idiot, it was pulled out in court
she doesn't have any public social media
>>70093458
That lying cunt was also the great artist that bought us this
It's amazing that so many faggots bought into her bullshit
A man randomly jumped out of his car , yelled a political endorsement punched a girl in the face, she didn't blackout/bleed/get a concussion or have MASSIVE swelling on her face.
>>70093664
this is why you don't pull out your wisdom teeth, kids
>>70093564
Reddit: the post
He said slap Johnny not hit
Holy shit. My jaw actually dropped when I read this.
I am shocked. I hope she's somewhere safe because a restraining order isn't worth the paper it's written on most times.
As for johnny, if this is true (and I see no reason it's not from those pics) fuck you forever dude. You worthless piece of shit.
>>70093577
william hickman. she wrote about it in her diary.
>Rand wrote great stretches of praise for him, saying he represented “the amazing picture of a man with no regard whatsoever for all that a society holds sacred, and with a consciousness all his own. A man who really stands alone, in action and in soul. . . . Other people do not exist for him, and he does not see why they should.” She called him “a brilliant, unusual, exceptional boy,” shimmering with “immense, explicit egotism.”
>>70093664
what the fuck has happened to mickey rourke?
>>70093528
Who will star in the inevitable movie adaptation?
>>70093248
Wow it's fucking nothing. She needs to hire better makeup people.
>>70093686
why? i am gonna have mine pulled out soon
>>70093704
sup reddit
>>70093389
>she can do anything because she can manipulate any male.
Only pussy whipped betas like Johnny Depp.
I wouldn't even look twice if she tried to seduce me.
>>70093704
>2016
>going to livejournal
Depp better pray he has his security guards around him 24/7. He crossed the line, and will pay if he crosses me.
>>70093248
I tripped the other day and hit my face. It was a minor injury, I didn't feel any pain afterwards and it looked way worse than that.
If it was a ceaseless thing, if Jack Sparrow was constantly hitting her and it wasn't just a weak ass backhanded slap after an outburst she would have better footage to prove it.
>>70093704
Is that comment from twitter/facebook/reddit or are you baiting?
So this is how it feels to have a problematic fave.
>believing her
>not yet realising that Amber Heard is a total psychopath.
>>70093714
>Who will star in the inevitable movie adaptation?
Idris Elba and Lupita Nyong
>>70093248
good actress
>>70093736
ruins your jawline
>>70093489
White celebs don't go to jail for domestic violence.
Fuck this mean's they are cancelling Pirates and will have to cast someone else for invincible man right?
fuck :(
>>70093635
nothing wrong with footslaving fampie
>>70093747
>actually biting it
sup neo/tv/
>>70093616
Damn you seem like an expert. Do you have more tips? In case I get a gf someday and need to beat her. I've been on 4chan long enough to be redpilled and I know it's a necessity to keep women in check.
I hope she becomes a lesbian again
>>70093248
As a man that's been hit in the face a dozen times that doesn't even look like a punch.
Probably self inflicted
>>70093248
Shades of Stoya all over.
>>70093811
>actually biting it
sup reddit
What did he mean by this?
>>70093806
The Invisible Man is a wife-beater, though.
I think. Might be mis-remembering how crazy he became.
>>70093483
>having a Twitter
Fuck off Normie
>smacked her face with an Iphone
Depp you madman
>>70093736
It gets bigger when you pull on it.
>>70093835
very hard try anon
>>70093819
I hope he becomes a homosexual again
>>70093818
Remember, if they give you lip, beat them with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. It shows 'em who's boss and doesn't leave a mark!
>>70093760
ok lol
>>70093791
>>70093769
>>70093856
>>70093850
>>70093829
Tell me again how /tv/ isn't full of MRAs
>>70093472
I agree. Id much rather a 10/10 goddess gets all his money than his fat old ass keeping it. She deserves to spend the rest of her life being spoiled and having unlimited money to spend. i mean, just LOOK at her
I'm interested in seeing how the Alice PR tour handles this. It's not like Johnny can hide out at the moment. I hope people ask him about this.
>>70093544
>>70093581
That's not court photograph, numbnuts. Why the hell would a court take a picture of something they already have on record? She took that picture herself and passed it to the press to strongarm Depp into a settlement
what the hell, why would you hit her?
>>70093248
Johnny doesn't drink
>>70093747
Takes one to know one my redditor friend. ;)
>you now remember the Amber Heard nudes and Tonto sign
Depp couldn't even keep a chick hungry for his dick in line without smacking her.
Top kek
>>70093856
what?
>tfw i can actually see the edge of the phone there
>>70093857
>It gets bigger when you pull on it.
What did he mean by this?
>>70093879
Dude I was just talking about The Invisible Man.
Explains why she filed after the death of his mother. Hope Johnny gets his shit together
>>70093350
MGTOW
>>70093881
I know you're having a laugh but you still triggered me.
>>70093904
She wants his money, not his penis. It's funny how many people saw this coming, and now here we are. She moves fast.
>>70093926
Doesn't matter, die cis MRA
This is gonna be one of those nasty shitslinging contest of divorces, man it can get ugly sometimes.
>implying Noni isn't behind all of it
You goys, I mean guys are so easily tricked
Why didn't she press charges?
desu even if she's a manipulative bitch, i'd still smash because she's hot as and she's got great feet.
>>70093893
"You are lying I never hit you. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART AMBER!"
>>70093879
>point out the madman actually broke a cellphone in her face
>MRA!!!
what the fuck sonny
Good ol Johnny. Show em how it's done.
This is what you get for being a fucking gold-digging whore.
>>70093879
I could care less lad but it doesn't look like a punch to the face at all, she probably hit her own eye a dozen times. A normal punch just leaves one small mark where it made contact and the following day it becomes a black eye
t. One of those guys that gets drunk and picks fights
>>70093893
lol
>>70093879
(You)
>>70093958
>trying to understand the mind of a twisted psychotic women
You can't and you never will. Gone Girl did a great job and showing how insane they are
do you think amber would appreciate me worshipping her feet?
At first I was skeptical, but now I'm remembering how Vanessa Paradis used to talk about his quick temper in interviews and Kate Moss did as well...damn
>>70093882
that PR team has already abandoned that sunking ship
>>70093984
>t. One of those guys that gets drunk and picks fights
A faggot?
EqualityEqualityEqualityEqualityEqualityEquality.
Why do women never understand that sometimes you're going to get hit if you're being an asshole. You want to be treated the same as men (except of course when it comes to paying for anything, cooking, cleaning, and everything else), so expect to take a fucking beating sometimes.
>>70093873
Wow, you're such a boss. I bet you have bedded countless women. I too hope I will bed my first woman and many more to come.
>>70093944
She won't get much money considering how short their marriage is and how she has a major DC movie role lined up.
She should've used the pics and videos as blackmail without revealing them, now that everyone knows, Depp has no reason to pay to shut her up
daamn that's so cool i wish my dad beat my mom like that if he did he would be my hero
>>70094017
They only care about the money. The first one was horrible but it made a shit load based on the name alone.
>>70094018
Yeah but I haven't drank in 6 months because I knew how stupid I was when I would. Sober now ladm8
>>70094032
Keep them oranges handy and you'll do just fine, anon :^)
>>70093949
why is she a 10/10 in every image?
THIS IS NOT ALLOWED
Make me proud, Johnny boy.
nigga should've stuck with Winona Ryder
>>70093955
Noni is an insatiable slut and Johnny's hohum pecker couldn't keep her satiated, so she left him and broke his heart. I'm not even memeing. It's all true.
>>70094057
Now this thread is going places lads
>>70094091
Pack of niggers audio with Johnny's voice when?
>>70093458
>me gusta
>"Johnny who?"
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
How could their beautiful relationship fail.
>>70093463
how do we help him though?
>>70094014
Don't forget about how he destroyed a hotel room in the 90s.
>>70093881
And this, ladies an gentlemen, is the mentality that has stimulated human civilization into the state it is in today
this really puts those old winona/johnny stories into perspective. i remember the old blind item from the 90's talking about a famous actor who got trashed, destroyed a hotel room and "accidentally" shot his girlfriend in the stomach. supposedly they covered it up and he called a private doctor to treat the wound. plus that old tim burton quote about johnny saying that it was his fault that he and winona broke up
>>70093528
Why should I believe this?
>>70093879
It's a weak ass bruise. You can smell the her hyperbole from a mile away. That shit shouldn't be enough for a restraining order and millions in her pocket. The guy just lost his mother and the gold digging semen demon got him at his most vulnerable to seal the deal.
>>70094104
delete this
>>70094057
Johnny will be watching her movies over and over while filling up lost of piss jars
>>70093955
wow, she has those old lady spots on her tits now. what a shame
Johnny is a lying cheating strung out drunken 'depressed' hack whose daughter is taking after him
Amber is a coked out lesbian producer-hooker and lying bitch
They are Hollywood the couple
They deserve each other
>>70094111
I heard when he gets mad he slips into HST's voice
>>70094014
>>70094130
And how he was such buddies with Hunter S Thompson and wasn't fazed by the sudden shifts in temperament and behaviour that unnerved everyone else.
>>70094057
A being of pure sexual energy.
The most basic and raw form of elemental life, it exists to bring men unfathomable sexual pleasure in exchange for resources.
>>70093833
What happened with Dean anyway? Did he clear his name?
>>70094021
>implying he actually inflicted that tiny bruise
There have been several stories predicting that Amber Heard was going to use Depp, raise her profile and initiate a spectacular divorce.
>>70094186
Fucking kill yourself.
>>70094102
She's also out of her fucking mind. Going on shipping binges, plastic surgery addict, shoplifting, being abusive toward her housekeeping staff.
>>70094193
No, the seeds had been planted.
>>70094109
check the webm thread
>>70094017
>sunking
>>70093748
t. faggot
>>70093248
>hitting a qt like amber
WTF i hate depp now
amber heard may be a goddess but no one ever said a goddess can't be cruel.
>>70094203
t. gay
>>70094128
He'll be fine.
If it's anything like the ending of Gone Girl - they will sort things out.
After all she didn't go to the police about it so hmm.
She knows this lie will damage his entire career so that is her getting fun out of it (as you know women love to watch other men suffer).
And Amber's supposed to be playing Mera, Queen of Atlantis? She can't even take a hit from a pirate.
Can't wait for the video and then all the SJW's going apeshit to get him put in jail.
>>70094246
she did go to the police though i don't know why people are saying otherwise
>>70093984
>t. One of those guys that gets drunk and picks fights
You madman, m8. DAMAGED
>Johnny hitting Amber
>not letting her hit him
Is Johnny gay?
>>70094238
God killed billions of people in the Bible so yeah a Goddess damaging a guy's career isn't that far off
>I bet Johnny wants to hate fugg her
You fucking plebs.
If you want to see her -https://vimeo.com/108153873
Thank me later
JOHNNY DEPP IS RIGHT HANDED
>>70094275
Because they're faggots talking about a subject they've only read one line about.
http://www.xvideos.com/video12657831/amber_heard_amazingly_cute_body_tease-_hornyz.com
Thanks me later
>>70094013
I always have loved how upset feminists get about this movie
>>70093984
because it wasn't a punch HE THREW A FUCKING IPHONE AT HER FACE
>>70093936
The only answer. Why the hell did Johnny Depp get married!? He should have expected this.
>>70093248
You can barely see any discoloration. Either she's bullshitting or it happened days before she took the photo.
>>70094142
So he went from a guy that shot stomachs to a dude that can barely do any damage using a iphone? This is the true tragedy here.
>>70094302
Back hand brah, he keeps his pimp hand STRONK
>>70094275
Yeah but she refused to press charges against him....
>>70094302
Oh shit I think you're on to something
>>70094309
>read headline
>make up the rest of the story in your head
>talk about it like its fact
i swear this place is like 95 % karl pilkington copies
>>70093528
Yeah, the ones that are more than 3 sentences and read like shitty porn scripts are all totally true.
>>70094295
>>70094318
WEW LAD
>>70093389
>>70093463
>>70094013
>>70094128
It's happening.
>>70093677
>That lying cunt was also the great artist that bought us this
Is that sarcastic? Because that's pretty great.
>>70094295
what a shitty actress, couldnt make it even convincing
>>70093248
that honestly just looks like skin irritation. like she slept on her face too long or scratched too long
>>70094343
Even if it happened a day or 2 days before, it would be swollen and purple as fuck if he hit with any force. I know from experience
>>70094394
Is he going to eat Amber?
>>70094422
He's going to have to eat himself. Twill be brutal.
>>70094420
Man, what an "artist". Has this guy ever been good in a film?
>>70094353
How can he backhand a Iphone in her face?
>>70094128
Damn that a good one.
I'm watching through the looking glass to show my support for johnny. bitch played him. he was the best of us.
>>70094469
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Edward Scissorhands
Benny & June
Platoon
>>70094142
Supposedly the breakup was mutual, but Noni had all kinds of anxiety around that time, being a super famous 20 something apparently wasn't easy for her and being with Johnny she was a constant target for exactly this kind of gossip, amplified by the fact that they were both arguably at the height of their careers. She's talked about it more recently now that she's just a weird (perfect) mature lady with a rando bf. Johnny was a lot more crushed according to Tim Burton...
>“The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t the same as Winona. I felt weird to be around him like he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.”
- Tim Burton
Either way I almost feel bad for Johnny but not really.
She seems a little nutty to be honest.
>>70094456
>Twill
>>70094469
>>70093248
I never really liked that slut. Fuck her
Welp, it's over for Johnny boy now. The feminist and liberal media will do to him what they did to Mel because if you don't believe her it's "muh victim blaming." He had a good run.
>>70094477
Tape.
>>70094557
that's right man
at least he banged the shit out of her lol
>>70093332
>implying he even hit her
>>70094606
i did not hit her
>>70094583
so she really is a semen demon
>>70093359
>I don't know how the court system works
>>70094557
Hollywood Jews (who worship money) are not Marxist Jews (who want to tear apart western civilzation) are not Zionist Jews (who are sand barbarians).
Johnny Depp is worth money that Amber Heard 100 times over, and there's no real evidence, and she's not taking it to court.
>>70093528
Literally Gone Girl.
>>70093332
Such is the folly of man. Cursed to never be happy with whatever he has.
Shame these two never became friends.
why is /tv/ so pro-male?
it can't be the newfags so eager to fit in can it?
>>70093248
Doesn't even look swollen. Bet it's just makeup.
>>70094578
A lot of work for a weak strike.
Depp's been on a press tour though... this is fishy
>>70093248
she was absolutely just in it for the money, 15 months married to someone and now shes set for life
>>70094583
Reminds me of this.
>>70094583
She is a succubus, we warned him but he refused to browse the television & film board on 4chan.
>>70094291
>billions
There weren't even that many humans back then retard. Yahweh's kill count would be 100,000 at the most.
>>70093248
More like Johnny Debt
>>70093248
Isn't Johnny Depp 65 or something? what does she see in him? it can't be the money only, does she have a daddy complex
>>70094203
go to heck you friggin dumb idiot
>>70093686
>dealing with the pain of wisdom teeth as they fuck your jaw up
>>70094671
If she had some sick bruise, even a self inflicted one I'd be more inclined to believe her claims. As it is it just looks like a lot of noise for nothing. The timing of the divorce doesn't help it either.
Did he hit her with a book, or what? That's a very straight line down the side of her face
>>70094719
>it can't be the money only
why do you say that?
>>70094295
She looks and acts like a woman who is absolute shit in bed because she thinks being good looking is enough. I guarantee you she just lies there like a goddamn starfish, doing absolutely nothing, maybe once a minute saying something like "yeah, baby..." if she's feeling especially generous.
I bet Winona fucks like a Tasmanian devil in heat, tho. She has just the right amount of insanity and insecurity to do all those nassssty things that other women are either too afraid or grossed out to doyes, I totally had sex before
> he posted Instagram pics after the alleged beating and never showed any injury.
MY SIDES
CAN'T ZEPP THE DEPP
>>70094636
she's in court RIGHT NOW and she wants spousal support
it's over
>>70094719
>it can't be the money only
You would be surprised.
>>70094617
I did nawt
>>70094671
>women never lie! I can't believe you're suspicious of a woman trying to get hundreds of millions of dollars from a man!
>>70094671
Like half of /tv/ are also /pol/ crossposters. Probably more.
>>70094671
Men lie about things, women lie about people.
>>70094719
Money, more fame plus she wanted to pretend he still looked like what he did in the 80s and 90s
>Amber be like
>>70094748
>Did he hit her?
Obviously not
Phase 1: be woman and provoke a rich husband / boyfriend to violence and post the outcome on the innernetz
Phase 2: ? ? ? ?
Phase 3: Profit!
>>70094718
it was funny when another anon posted it yesterday
/tv/: Celebrity Gossip and reddit
>>70093248
What did she say he did? slap a iPhone on her face?
>>70094736
we don't know how it looks now, that seems like a fresh right after photo
Who?
A MILLION?
heh, let us pray the pimp´s prayer
LORD..
>>70094736
>The timing of the divorce doesn't help it either.
You mean the divorce she's getting because he allegedly assaulted her? What better reason is there to promptly file for divorce?
>>70094761
Wow spot on. as someone who has had sex before, I can say the 10/10 "goddess" was the worst of all, because she virtually did nothing except try to look hot for me and pucker her lips and shit.
Get a scene girl with dyed hair.
Beats herself up to get 'insurance' on the whole cucking/divorce scam in case if the judge thinks that a millionaire actress does not need half of his money
>>70094748
A phone apparently. A really light one. If this was the 90's her skull would've gone concave.
>>70094803
Better than capeshit/videogames/youtubefaggotdrama/generals/cuckporn which is 99% of the board now thanx to janny
>>70094680
Or perhaps he is wondering why someone would hit a woman, before divorcing her out of his life
>>70094671
Not even an MRA, meninist, etc. but:
>Men get fucked over in marriage courts almost all of the time despite the claims that it's "fair"
>Women are allowed a large chunk of a man's income until he dies no matter how small the period of marriage was
>Women overwhelmingly favored in custody battles
It's an insane gamble for men to even marry any more - a gamble that too many end up losing.
>>70094779
I'm sure an attractive and relatively rich 30 yo woman can hook up with someone wealthier who isn't 20 years her senior
>>70094776
Her request was turned down.
Why was she applying for a restraining order when he's out doing his movie promo tour? What's he going to do - email her a punch?
>>70094821
No she was divorcing him already, a week or so after his mom died.
looks like Brendan is back fellas
>>70094905
EL JUSTO MEME
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>70094761
I'd still hotglue that magnificent statue to be honest.
>>70093248
>hit yourself lightly
>file for divorce
>HE HIT ME!!!!!
Typical.
>>70094901
>a week or so
3 days bro
This is what happens when you marry someone just because they're hawt.
Johnny was upset his mom died, then hit Amber a few times, knew he fucked up and tried to bandage up with money. Johnny fucked up, maybe he will go to "rehab" to make amends, donate some of the money Amber doesn't get from the divorce to a woman's shelter. I think Johnny can get out of this with minamal damage
>>70094671
This post smells like roast beef
>Deep spent $16 million on a house for her before they were even married
Can't even defend this idiot.
>>70094895
He's improved her profile in the industry dramatically. She wants that franchise money, like almost every other actor in Hollywood right now.
>American women
>even once
It's only a matter of time before they rip your heart out.
>>70094905
Brendan have been through hell
He will become light of hope for next victims of semen demon.
Imagine Tom Cruz, Johnny Debt, and him surviving all these payments together. Damn.
>>70093248
is she gonna get whacked?
>>70094901
BECAUSE he was abusive, if her side of the story is true.
If it's true he probably raged a little extra due to the emotional state he was in with his mom dying, and that was the final straw.
I'm not saying I believe it, but the getting a divorce is exactly what I'd expect from someone who's grown sick of being abused. So there's nothing suspect about the timing.
>>70094925
>rub cheek with sleeve
>file for divorce
>HE HIT ME!!!!!
untypical. you'd think she would at least actually hit herself
>>70093702
Best Bond
>>70094469
To add to >>70094496
Blow, Donnie Brasco
RIP Pirates 5
>>70094970
He really wanted that bad pussy.
>>70094974
>DCCU
Shit choices.
So it begins.
Women hate him.
>>70094231
I feel the same way. Some women come are a boner killer when they act confident, for me amber is the definition of that. Still other women can be confident and remain attractive, some are cuter when shy.
Amber is gross to me all around, couldn't manipulate me into doing anything with only her feminine wiles.
Zooey on the other hand.... I'd butcher every last one of you.
>>70093653
10/10 would worship feet
>>70093955
He made a huge mistake
>>70094962
not a woman, sorry to disappoint.
I guess I'm just not so quick on the trigger to go either way yet. Don't even care much about gossip pieces, just stumbled onto the thread.
>>70094979
>It's only American women
It's in a woman's nature to drain the life and resources out of men in exchange for offspring and sex. Asian women (especially the Chinese and other East Asians) are notorious gold diggers - even worse than western women. Legitimately expect to be asked [by her parents] how much money you make and how you have in the bank if you get into a serious relationship with a traditional/fob Asian girl.
>>70093475
>DABIB They do it too
>>70095045
with his string of movie bombs, this might actually help keep him out of movies.
Holy shit if the video comes out
>>70095045
>farwzaz
>>70093248
>"A MAN WHO I AM DIVORCING BECAUSE I WANT HIS MONEY, DECIDING TO DO THIS DIVORCE 3 DAYS AFTER HIS MOTHER DIED HIT ME!"
Do you women have no emotions at all? Are they able to understand the pain someone goes through? Or is all all just about me me me?
>One man hit a women who has been using him for 15 months and pretending she had loved him all this time
I thought women wanting equality? Guys hit each other a lot out of arguments and come to their senses later. I guess women don't want equality at all.
I fail to see how this is a problem for anyone except weak, spineless "men" who've never once lifted. Johnny Derp has been pathetic for the best part of 15 years now, and Amber Heard is a beautiful, ambitious woman who knows that it's her time to shine. Is it "fair" that she takes half of his money? Perhaps not. Is it justified however, that she takes half of his money?
Absolutely.
The reign of Amber Heard begins. Stop holding onto the past, you pathetic manlets. It's dead man's baggage. Drop it and move on.
>>70095045
Like anyone pays a couple of hambeasts any attention.
This shit will get swept under the rug in a couple of weeks.
>>70093248
Wait did she smuggle the dog in?
>>70095054
I agree anon. Here, have this.
>the only person i can fap to when she's completely clothed
Tony tried to warn us:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP6GbPBUVnk
>>70094295
she can't act for shit
Did she call the amber lamps?
>>70095045
>Johnny looks like a greasy old sack now
well fuck that's the end for him... RIP sweet prince
I... can't even believe this is actually happening. That Johnny is no more respected...
>>70095045
Have they ever heard of innocent until proven guilty?
>>70094995
See, that's my problem with this shit. Celebs are usually out in public if he was really abusive wouldn't we see some signs before? Some poorly done make up, huge glasses to cover the bruises. Why would she endure it for all this time if things were so bad? Love? Because if that was the case she would at least wait the corpse to spoil before throwing this shit on his lap.
I assume that pic in the OP is from the most recent incident so she isn't breaking up with him because things escalated. That bruise is fuck all, a strong blow wouldn't leave that faint mark. The pirate is not even back in the country and she is filling for a restraining order.
>>70095229
>male
>not guilty
>2016
are you literally anti-feminist?
>>70095229
That doesn't apply to accusations of rape, or domestic violence, silly.
>>70095000
Yeah, it looks like she just rubbed her forehead against some weird shaped structure and took a pic of the result. The eye area will get swollen and bruise easily.
>>70093528
>Mamoa sleeping around, I don't buy it.
>>70095045
BASED
A
SJW'S
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>>70095297
So what if he claims she hit him first?
>>70095229
It's Twitter you dolt. It's completely based on stir of the moment posting.
Not to mention the Liberals don't believe in due process, it's "guilty if it hurts my feelings".
Cosby is a rapist, Zimmerman is a Klansman and Trump is Hitler.
>>70093248
200 MILLION INCOMING FUCK THAT WIFE BEATER
>>70093702
he aint wrong
I legitimately don't know what this means for the case, even if it's true. She's still only entitled to half of what he made when they were together, right?
>>70095045
People are really shallow.
>he is not that good looking anymore
>never found him attractive
How that has relation to anything? I assume if he was in his prime even murder would be alright.
>>70095473
>shallow women posting sour grapes
don't read too much into it.
>>70095137
It will be another staged video like the Australia one. But even worse.
>Johnny, don't look at the camera. Just pretend we are having a huge fight right now. You don't need to understand it, it's a acting exercise.
what did she mean by this?
>>70095466
She's gonna get everything. There's no prenup arrangements.
>>70095373
He'd be laughed at for not being a man and taking it, obviously. There's no winning when it comes to domestic violence, you either violently hit your spouse or you're a pussy.
>>70095466
>implying she won't be trying to get alimony as well
Guys, has anyone seen it?
>>70095584
This is the mentality literally killing western society.
>>70095584
>just to get it out of their system
>because college guys are assholes
>remember girl saying "ugh like he's a real nice guy but he can't get out of my friendzone"
Yeah, nah. Fuck them.
>>70095584
It's a warning sign. If you still park on that area you deserve the clamping.
>>70093248
Justified. She shouldn't have tried to sneaked those dogs to south africa.
>women actually care if they get hit by Chad
They don't
>>70095665
Lmao
>>70095751
Bitch almost got them killed. I'd hit her too.
is he right?
>get hit once
>decide to divorce and try to take all his money
What is wrong with women today?
>>70095855
>Literally believing "guilty until proven innocent"
People like this need to be shot.
>>70095763
Depp is a washed up Chad. It's not the same.
It's real guys, Johnny is kill now
>>70095855
This has to be a troll
>>70093528
I understand lesser beta weak man allowing shit like that, but a rich millionaire famous movie star?
Why? WHY? HOW?
>>70095855
Frankie beat me, that faggot.
>>70095855
with a mindset like that, he's just waited to be JUST'd.
>2016
>marrying 3dpd
She's really going all-out
>>70095229
What does a legal right have to do with social media shitposting?
>>70096079
Like when? Two years ago? Why didn't she come out beforehand? Why now?
What a fucking whore s.mh
>>70096079
The pictures and headline feels 90's as fuck for some reason.
>>70096079
Johnny needs to go on the offensive, RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
He needs to publish a blood test and take a lie detector test. Then invite her to do the same.
If his popularity falters his career will too.
>>70096079
>fake bruise
>wine bottle
>picture anyone could have cracked
>evidence
>>70096079
Oh wow. Look at all that violence and drugs.
>>70096226
do you really think johnny depp isn't a druggie?
>>70096226
Well, only problem with that is that I'd not even be vaguely surprised to hear he'd failed a drug test.
I wish Hunter S. Thompson was alive to write about this.
>>70095634
Sure she will, but regardless of the alleged violence she's going to struggle to get much alimony after a one year marriage, especially when I understand she makes a fair amount of cash herself.
So the fact that she spent a few days doing nothing before filing all these violence details tells me she's got a list. She's probably told Depp 'I'm going to accuse you of these things, in this order.' Then she waited a few days, he didn't cave, so she launched number one, which was the domestic violence.
Any guesses what number two is going to be? Rape will come up at some point, but I think there must be at least one other thing before she plays that card.
>>70096404
I couldn't speak for Johnny. He was a friend and a madman like me. If he was going to hit his woman, that was his business, but holy hell if he hadn't unleashed the greatest shit storm of his life on himself. He had no one to blame but himself. I felt sorry for the bastard, but always knew him to be a renegade and a hot head. It was his nature. Don't fuck a praying mantis and become irate when it tries to bite your head off.
:(
>>70095855
based amelia
>>70096529
He hit the daughter?
He's been doing heroin?
