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>>70063985
Friendly reminder edition
>>70066675
HAIL
>>70066664
Remind to report Normie currypoo in loo shillers
>>70066675
Based
2nd for Gotfus
Post 'em
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Nth for kinslaying is cool
SEASON 6 EP 6 SPOILER
LEAKED PIC DO NOT CLICK
What went wrong?
>Promise me you'll guard the incest secret. Promise me, Ned.
>D&D said "Holy Shit!" three times when GRRM was telling them the rest of the story.
>first one was Shireen's fate
>second one was Hodor's story and his fate
What is the third one, /tv/?
http://www.quizmetoo.com/well-know-stannis-baratheon
>>70066748
Puberty
>>70066760
The third one wasDaario = Euron
promis me, nerd
>>70066760
everyone is bran
>>70066760
The Night King's weakness is laughter
>>70066748
Literally nothing. kys, faggot.
>>70066760
Probably Davos' fate
>>70066760
JORAH KILLS DANY BECAUSE SHE GOES MAD
SCREENCAP THIS, IT WILL HAPPEN
>>70066760
third one waskill yourself
>>70066748
He won't return my calls
>>70066734
Perfection
>>70066760
Time is a flat circle.
>>70066775
6/8
>>70066817
>muh nissa nissa
>>70066760
>GRRM
>wrote Shireen's fate
>>70066760
dany is the bad guy
>>70066817
that would be kill
>>70066806
CUTE
>>70066806
Hoho ok buddy. We can't all grow up pretty.
>Because most of the ones still living are loyalists to him
Bullshit, most of the NW is shown to be indifferent of Jon, judging from episode 1 and 2 of this season. Nobody gave a shit when Thorne was in charge for killing him aside from 4 people.
Brienne s a fucking hypocrite. She been saying shit like "Hurr Durr this people, their leader is dead and now they want someone else to lead them right away, fucking sheep."
Nigga, you were sucking Renly's dick before sucking Cat's dry tits and now you are sucking Sansa's Bolton'd bad pussy.
>>70066775
3, havent read the books in 2 years :S
>>70066846
No, it's a round square
>>70066760
Bran and Aerys will become best friends for a while, 16 year old Jaime will just sit there and watch Aerys seemingly talk to himself
>>70066806
he looks like a nerd, I want to beat him up
>>70066850
Good man
>>70066892
No excuses
>>70066880
Because right you little retard
What the fuck could anyone do?
>>70066675
kill yourself
You know, sometimes I feel like David Benioff, D.B. Weiss, and Emilia Clarke get way more hate than they deserve. No matter what any of them do, they just can't seem to win with a great deal of the fanbase. This episode in particular drove that home for me. I'm no expert, but with this episode I was struck with the quality of Clarke's acting and D&D's writing, and yet when I went online, I instantly saw both things getting trashed.
Take Emilia for instance. Her scene with Jorah was incredibly well-done. She genuinely seemed heartbroken at the thought of losing her most loyal friend, but you could see the conflict in her and her attempt to maintain her composure. This is just my opinion, but I really don't see where people are coming from when they say that Emilia Clarke is an awful actress. IMO, her acting in the show was great in 1-3, seemed to get suddenly noticeably worse in Season 4, but then gets better again in season 5 and so far in season 6. Yet people act like she's some Hayden Christensen level failure. Not to mention the flack she got with her change in contract stance concerning nudity! I mean, yes, GoT does have a lot of nudity and some of it is frankly gratuitous, so I can understand her not wanting to be objectified. People acted like she was some selfish prude for doing this, and that baffles me especially after last week's episode, when- of course- she was still getting comments from people criticizing her body or assuming she used a body double and criticizing her for that as well. And people wonder why she wanted to change her contract appear nude less in the first place!
And then there's D&D. Now, I'm not trying to say that their writing is perfect (cough cough Dorne cough cough), but they just cannot catch a break these days, it seems like. I didn't see the thread myself, but I saw someone mention that in the live episode discussion for The Door, people were already starting to cry "bad writing" when Hodor's origins were revealed...
>>70066877
He's literally gorgeous. An angel incarnate. You are blind and autistic.
In the books Melissandre has a vision of a young wolf being led by a three eyed raven in the service of the "other" god. According to the red priests religion the others are agents of the Other god. So why do the white walkers attack Bran, and why do they kill bloodraven? Bloodraven was also afraid of them the entire time he knew they were coming, so it's unlikely that he'd been using his power to bring Bran to them. Is melissandre's prophecy wrong? And if the children of the forrest created the white walkers to fight the first men, then why do they attack Asshai in ancient times at the same time as the long night? Did the children lose control of them immediately? Considering Melissandre is an old witch of unknown age, could she be old enough to have lived through the long night in Asshai? Could all the red priestesses (or at least several of them) be that old? Since all the red priests everywhere are professing that Daenarys is the fulfillment of their prophecy, it seems the red priests might be responsible for Danaerys getting the eggs in the first place. And they are the only faction besides the children and the white walkers to have actual magic abilities, where does that power come from really?
Who King CIA here?
The only thing that keeps me going is the chance that CIA will take the throne
Things we've learned this episode
>Damphair does not know how to perform CPR
>The foreign moors of Braavos enjoy plays about events that happened years ago in perfect Westorisi
>The foriegn moors of Braavos are strangely white
>Arya is no one
>Jon got cucked by his own sister
>Sansa still feels it deep inside her
>The big man is camped at Moat Caitlin
>The Blackfish is back, a prelude to Jaime's Riverlands adventures?
>Ser Jorah Mormont will be fine
>You can build a fleet of 1000 ships in a short amount of time
>Bran confirmed for big bad
>Forest Child died for no reason, didn't even collapse tunnel
>Direwolf died for no reason
>Hold the Door died for no reason, who will drag Bran now
>Implying they can get far enough away to outrun fast zombies
Anything else?
>>70066664
Why did you even make this thread? The pic isn't recognizable as game of thrones, and 'friendly reminder edition'? what the fuck is that?
Any poster who made a decent OP would have the thread at 200 replies by now
>>70066952
...But then D&D said in the After-the-Episode that it was George's idea, and people suddenly decided that the scene was well-written, and that D&D deserved no credit for it or its emotional impact. I even saw one person trying to convince himself that GRRM himself had written that particular scene, because there's no way that D&D could have written something that well. And yet other people are whining that D&D shouldn't have said that it was GRRM's idea! So there's literally no way they could have won in that scenario. And this is a smaller example, but I hate how people just seem to assume that Summer's death was just rushed and only done because they wanted to save the CGI budget. It's like people are trying to frame everything D&D do in a way that makes them seem shallow and disrespectful to the source material. And sure, Summer's death did happen a little fast, but the way it was done was symbolic (just like all of the other Direwolf deaths so far, I should mention) and seems like it'll have huge implications. I, for one, can't wait to see what happens when Bran wakes up and is hit with the emotional weight of having two of his closest companions dead because of him.
I mean holy crap, people seem to be trying so hard to find reasons to hate D&D. I just feel like it's reached ridiculous levels at this point. I should mention though- this subreddit is actually tamer than I would have expected in this area, so I suppose I can't complain too much. But there's always those commenters who seem determined to act like the show is just the worst-written pile of garbage on television, and I just don't understand it.
>>70066956
Brandon Stark
>>70066952
>No matter what any of them do, they just can't seem to win with a great deal of the fanbase
>No matter what they do
Well they haven't tried writing/acting well yet
>tfw Jorah will always be cucked and will never get the girl
>>70066918
kek. Okay, anon. Good luck with that.
>>70066989
>I have autism
>>70066734
looks like a fucking cockroach
why are americunts so fucking hyper-emotional? do people actually react physically to shows or is it just exaggerated for the video?
>>70066980
Benjen will show up and save him obv
>>70066967
LOL
Littlefinger has NO chance at the throne
>>70066720
Will Bad Poosi ever make another appearance? Seems like there isn't enough time to encorporate the sneks due to their marginal story line and only 2.5 seasons left
>>70066441
Unless you count Baratheon as part of Lannister, then Tyrell should be above Lannister. They have the most populous region, the second largest city (with The Citadel), and produce the most food. They're also richer in the show since the Tywin said the Lannisters are all out of gold.
>>70066817
>6 season story only to end in a stonecuck killing her
Im ok with this
>>70067012
He did at one point by fucked it all up.
>>70067050
Bait?
He is the frontrunner imo. He is the smartest character and will have the strongest army at the end of this season
>this new normies video
I'm not even a footfag but wew Rana
Who /Blackfyre/ here??
Reminder Bloodraven is a scumbag sorcerer with no honour
>>70066980
>Anything else?
Yes, you're a faggot.
>>70067082
her story is garbage and only drags the show/books down
>>70067099
>will have the strongest army
Not 'his' army. It's Robert Arryn's :^)
>>70067013
i'm gonna beat you up too
>>70067116
is she doing it on purpose?
>>70066760
Return of Stannis.
>>70067135
AKA bran
>>70067135
not after that little faggot learns that he doesn't fly so good
>>70067099
Doesn't matter.
He's too busy. He has no time to take the throne. Besides, it won't be around for much longer.
>>70066980
>You can build a fleet of 1000 ships in a short amount of time
The last episode of the final season will show Euron and his men building one ship while Euron says ''don't worry guys we will be done in no time!'' and then it cuts to an already Theon and Yarra allied Kelly c.
Promise me, Ned.
>>70067050
>We'll see what my Lord of Arynn has to say about that
>>70067118
Came to the wrong neighborhood, pretender.
I know that even mentioning Lady Stoneheart here is cause of showfag butthurt, but isn't it nonsensical to not show one of the main characters come back to life, obviously with some important role to play in the future? That's why I think they still could do it. However damaged, she still IS Catelyn Stark, taking revenge on murderers of her and her son and also playing probably important role in destinies or Brienne and Jaime. Something is about to happen. Will she press Jaime to aid her somehow, trusting in Brienne's testimony or what, we'll see. But the very fact that she remembers, she exists, she control this group of people and she is around in fact proves that she's not meaningless.
>>70067135
THE WINGED KNIGHT
>>70067180
GO HOME KINSLAYER
>>70067053
This also Lannisters/Tyrells won't side with Dany ever, if anything the Stark and Lannister's will have an alliance against Dany because seriously she can be a reason for many houses to combine their forces.
>>70067125
Can you stop stalking me pls anon, it's pretty creepy.
>>>70067017
cant be true because bran broke the magic in the cave, bloodraven wouldnt be able to hide from the night king in the tree if he was bran
fucking tits
BENEATH THE GOLD
>>70067161
best lyanna
>>70067157
>too busy
Dude can teleport and wants the throne more than anyone else. He will find time
He's busy getting enough power to take over the king's landing, he will end up with the strongest army in the end when he has the vale/wildlings/north army soon. Then while the dragons and white walkers are wrecking shit he will go south and easily take the throne.
It is quite clear this has been his plan all along.
>>70067228
thats hot
Craster is a Stark, and so are his sons.
>>70067237
THE BETA STEERS
>>70067208
Have you not been watching the show? Kinslaying means nothing nowadays pham
>>70067267
How could he possibly know about the others? Or how could he possibly know that the north will march south AGAIN for him?( a man with no claim to the throne)
>>70066967
That'd be cool. Even Sophie said she wants him on the throne because he deserved it and he's great. But he cia said he doesn't want the throne.
Reminding that Bran + Meera = Jon.
>>70067192
Primarily it's an issue of budget. Cat was a main cast member and she would have had to remain paid as one for all that time she was 'away'. Add to that the budget costs of depicting the BwoB and all the Riverlands stuff they decided to cut her and the BwoB and take Brienne's character in another direction. Unfortunately, going live action kind of limits the scope of what you can do on a budget. Sometimes the changes are good, most of the time they're not. Either way, the books still exist and hopefully the series is concluded soonish.
>that speech
>sounding so unsure of himself but persistent all the same
Perfectly conveyed the character, this guy can act.
>>70067192
And to people claiming its too late, it isnt. Time is actually now. Brienne is heading for Riverlands *now* and this is not without a purpose. In the books she went to Riverlands because of another reason altogether but now she is going there, she of all people, because of something else? Her arc is obviously tied to Riverlands, as is Jaimes. We'll see.
Post /got/'s fw Arya is the one to bring House Stark back to its former glory.
>>70067305
>>70067191
Who taught Bloodraven magic? how did he gain so much skill in warging? such mysterious wow...
>>70066760
they also said it happens at the very end of the story so who gives a fuc*
>>70067337
>soonish
lol
>>70067328
you've lost the plot
>>70067314
>How could he possibly know about the others?
Because Jon sent out letters to all kinds of fucking people and he is the only one smart enough to give it some credence? CIA is always ahead of the game regarding information, just like Varys.
>Or how could he possibly know that the north will march south AGAIN for him?
He'll do it in Sansa or Jon's name for revenge against the Lannisters and then take the throne through some sort of backstabbing/plan.
>>70067328
holy shit...
>>70066883
Not to mention she's talking shit about the bro of bros, Davos
>>70067381
heh. I knew that would draw some chuckles as soon as I typed it.
>>70067344
He's one the few good actors in the show.
>>70067315
Aiden may not want it, but his character sure as fuck does. He was cumming looking at the throne at the beginning of the series talking with Varys
>>70067393
I hope you're wrong
Fuck Littlefinger
>>70067191
>>70067180
Lol i was going to post blackfyre shits. Wouldve been great if i did..
>tfw you could have saved the realm
>>70067337
Budget? They're saving as fuck. KL scenes, Meereen, The Wall etc. were shot in the single room each so far this season, heavily relying on shock deaths and 'intrigue'. I bet even that Dany scene is gonna have Drogon in it in the books. They're saving for Bastardbowl, KL next episode and possibly finale. Maybe also other things.
>>70067432
I'm right. Fuck you
Why do you think he's been mongering power for so many years? There is some endgame plot for him, even if he just sits the throne for a second it will be a great payoff.
>>70067431
Knowing LF he would be fine with having a puppet on the throne
Being king is dangerous
>>70067432
Little Finger is gonna get fucked up some how, in the end the Stark's are going to win. Salsa will back stab him first.
>>70067145
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bastard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Flaying Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Winterfell, and I have over 300 confirmed flays. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top torturer in the entire Bolton armed forces. You are nothing to me but just some dead man. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the ravens? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the Narrow Sea, and your ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The snowstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can flay you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of 20 good men and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the North, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. What do I look like, a fucking Umber?
>>70067513
I'm sure he'll die through some mistake because of his love for Sansa. He is ahead of everyone in all of his schemes, but that is the one place he lets his emotions go before his plans.
He'll probably blackmail him into marrying her after he kills Ramsay and Jon will kill him
>>70067513
I agree. I think it's going to be one of those situations that GRRM loves so much where all of your plotting and scheming will never save you from blunt force trauma. He's going to die in some totally unceremonious way, offed by some noname/low int grunt
Will Theon ever redeem himself?
>>70067509
True, he has a napoleon complex after being a bitch his whole young life though, so I wouldn't be surprised if he wants the real title for himself as catharsis
>>70067577
He already has
>>70067577
He's in the process, Sansa already forgave him, his sister is helping him where she can. Give it time.
>People still think Sansa is going to be instrumental.
How many times does she need to fail for you guys to learn?
>GOD TIER
Lannister
>HIGH TIER
Stark
Dayne
Baelish
Mormont
Seaworth
Baratheon
>MID TIER
Tyrell
Tully
Arryn
Martell
Dondarrion
Manderlay
>LOW TIER
Frey
Bolton
Harlaw
Karstark
>SHIT TIER
Greyjoy
Targaryen
>>70067577
When he fucking kill himself
Worthless child killing faggot can't be redeemed, I hope Euron throws him off a bridge
>>70067639
>britbong genes
>>70067648
she is already. without her bad poosay, the vale knights are nowhere near winterfell when the bastardbowl goes down. bye bye jon snu.
So, theon and yara will go to dany and give her the ships to sail to westeros?
>>70067577
>>70067639
Theon is the only main character I always forget about when I systematically think them through. And possibly one of the best. Not so much in the books as in the show.
In the show he is a cutie still and I want to hug him. In the books he is smelly Reek without toes, fingers and even awkwardly strange somehow. Still, good guy.
>>70067689
Why would you put random no name houses like seaworth and harlaw with the big noble houses?
>>70067689
>Tully not in absolute subhuman tier
>>70067689
You forgot House Baelish on god tier
>>70067755
>he's not a Radmure fan
>>70067715
Yes, but then Euron will show up, they'll fight. lose most of the fleet and then be back to square one.
>Blood of My Blood contains 20 minutes worth of Arya scenes, in which she regains her identity.
Make it happen, please.
>>70067765
Then the series will stay in Mereen forever.
>>70067734
Showfag detected
>>70067715
Yep. You didn't actually expect Dany to work hard in order to get something like an army or a fleet, did you?
DUDE, DRAGONGLASS IS SILICON COMPUTER CHIPS LMAO
Lannisters the literally nobles: the house. Even their sigil is not very innovative. They're also the best looking of all native houses. Lion would rule by now probably if there was no dragon.
>>70067798
Welcome to Martin's "bittersweet" ending
>>70067757
It's just one guy so it doesn't really qualify for god tier.
If he starts a family THEN we'll be talking.
>>70067803
THE OTHERS ARE ROUGE AI ROBOTS
>>70067801
You insult the great houses by comparing them to such trash
>>70067803
>DUDE I DIDNT LISTEN TO THE QUESTION
>>70067816
But they are basically ruling, at least when Tywin was alive
>>70067819
That is just a total shit sandwich of an ending. Best ending is Dany getting to Westeros alive in time for Bran to steal her dragons and torch her in Summerhall 2.0.
>>70067796
barely in this season apparently
>>70067577
He's Azor Ahai, of course he will
How did bran the builder build the wall? did he just erect some ice from fucking nowhere? did the Others pay for it?
>>70067689
>WORLD MOVERS IN THE SHADOWS TIER
Baelish
Varys
>>70067889
Giants and mammoths
>>70067858
>great house = good house
that's no fun
>>70067801
>>>/lit/ if you want to talk about Danaerys shitting or whatever
>>70067896
Varys is not a house and his line will die with him.
>>70067889
He piled the bodies of thousands of Others on top of each other and covered them with water
Screencap this
>>70067896
You forgot Quaithe, Bloodraven and Marwyn
>>70067868
I doubt it. Isn't she confirmed to be in the Riverlands this season?
>>70067116
I know right?
>>70067947
Anon, that makes no damned sense. Even if he could somehow stack that many bodies, how could he get that much water to stand there, vertically long enough to freeze? and more importantly, stay frozen and in shape for thousands of years!??!
>>70067926
He is a house until he dies though
>>70067948
>>/lit/
THE DEFENDER OF THE VALE!
Also we riot if Alfie Allen doesn't get Emmy
>>70067972
I got all hot and bothered
>>70068000
how come you get THREE zeros in a row at the end of your post
ITS MAGIC DUDE
>>70067365
>Who taught Bloodraven magic? how did he gain so much skill in warging? such mysterious wow...
bran obv
Alright i've spent 3 hours watching theory videos.
Give me y our most ridiculous one thats actually plausable.
so far,
Euron = Daario
High Sparrow = Howland Reed
Coldhands = howland reed
Jon = Azor
Dany = Azor
Theon = Azor
Jaquen = Serio
Cleganebowl
Gravedigger
Sir pounce = AA
>>70068000
Because the Others literally cause water to instantly freeze around them, that's why it's always so cold in the wall
>>70068039
kek
Good reply
but there's no magic in GoT
>>70067958
maybe, she still has to fight the waif, fail the test presumably
>>70068011
>He is a house
>>70068056
Stannis is alive and working to set up Gendry.
>>70068056
bran=jon
Bravo
>>70068056
Jorah = Azor
Meera = Targ = Azor
Coldhands = Bran
>>70068056
R+L=J+M
>>70068058
That would mean that the others keep emitting cold after they die, or are frozen alive....
I like it
>>70068056
Varys = mermaid
>>70068056
how does Euron = Daario make any sense? They've both been shown and they're currently across the sea from eachother. I hope it's not some 'a wizard did it' type bullshit
>>70068123
I don't think this one has any believers outside of showfags. In the books she's described as being very much like your typical crannogman with looks like her father.
Reminder that if you don't support incest ships like JonxSansa, JonxArya, AryaxJonxSansa and JonxDany, then you're a normie fucking shit and should kill yourself
>>70068056
Littlefinger/Mance = Rhaegar
People bitching about Arya scenes need to get used to it. She still needs to:
>Kill the waif
>Go to the Riverlands
>Kill the Frey
Plenty of screentime.
>>70068154
go fuck your sister incestfag
>>70066760
If you read the article they say the third one was the ending
>>70068170
What makes you think she'll kill the frey instead of killing the lannister?
>>70068138
never at the same time senpai
>>70068170
i thought Nymeria was going to get to come back and eat Walder's face.
>>70068154
>JonxDany
>incset
stupid dumb wikifag
>>70068151
The counter argument (not that I'm a believer) is that her eyes and stature are a result of the diet of crannogmen. In other words "it's fantasy, I ain't got to explain shit"
>>70066980
>>The Blackfish is back, a prelude to Jaime's Riverlands adventures?
Boy they really fucked up bad with Dorne, what a waste of time.
>>70068056
CIA is going to destroy King's Landing with no survivors just for the sake of it
He is accumulating all this power for something BIG
>>70068212
>aunt/nephew isn't incest
pls go
i want to FUCK lyanna
>>70068220
>blackfish comes back
>immediately dies
>sand sneks still live
BRAVO
Tormund and Brienne's relationship would be fucking weird in the books
just look at bookTormund
>>70066877
is he wearing a wig?
>>70068201
So he's just bounding back and forth across the sea on a whim all the time, and somehow looks/sounds/acts completely different every time he hits the shore?
>>70068249
not him, but it isn't
>>70068262
it's just for lols, he's getting blueballed af on the show. he's never going to see her again.
![Dany-Jorah-jorah-and-daenerys-23205905-503-522[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tFPFDkS.jpg "Dany-Jorah-jorah-and-daenerys-23205905-503-522[1]")
What's next for Jorah D'andal?
>>70068262
>book tormund is too silly for the show
>get death metal tormund who acts like a school boy around brienne
T-thanks
>>70068262
Book Tormund wouldn't even look at Brienne
She doesn't look like a bear
>>70068262
this picture looks like GURM
is Tormund another one of his self inserts?
>>70068272
Top fucking kek.
You clearly don't know what incest means if you think aunt/nephew isn't incest
>>70068154
>Goof. Let them watch. It's their fucking job
>>70068296
He is going to infect her with stone aids when the fuck
>>70068249
>implying R+L=J is true
based preson already completely BTFO that reddit meme theory
>>70068296
death.
>>70068212
>>70068249
it's brother/sister or cousin incest actually.
R+L= J+D
or
R+L=D and B+A=J
everything else will be false
>>70068327
Please don't give reddit credit for a theory that predates it by decades
>>70068312
So does GURM have an incest fetish after all?
>>70068312
Its more like an alternate universe GRRM
"this is what I would be if I could stand up"
>>70068347
Who doesn't?
>>70068200
>>70068206
She's going to be in the Riverlands. She's sure to be the one to kill Frey.
>>70068341
Dany is 9 months younger than Jon, so they're not twins.
And R+L=/D.
Fuck off Preston
>>70068327
R+L=J is a boring theory b/c it's kind of obvious and old as fuck. It's pretty much certain at this point.
>>70068370
Arya in KL
Nymeria in Riverlands
Boom, she kills in both
Jorah is going to be getting a volcano arm from the red priestess in Mereen, and it will look like shit.
>Nymeria is returning in the Riverlands
FUCK
get ready to see another Direwolf enter the show again only to be killed off non-chalantly
direwolves ONLY survive if they don't get screentime. I call it the Balon Rule.
>>70068327
Hey Preston, still expecting Stannis in the next few weeks you autistic fuck?
>>70068263
Not unless he also wore it to red carpet interviews
>>70068404
Please don't give Preston credit for a theory that predates him by decades
>Rebelled against Robert (who beat the fucking Targaryens) at the height of his power for no good reason, getting all but one of his sons killed and his shjps destroyed
>Robb wants to declare an alliance and make him a king again in exchange for ships, so they could conquer the richest region of Westeros together
>Instead, he decides to fucking declare war on them out of butthurt
>Theon and the rest of his people get absolutely rekt
Is Balon literally retarded from getting drowned? I cannot name a dumber character in the entire series.
>>70068420
Good. Arya and her edgy shit is the worst subplot. If she didn't have plot armor she would've died much earlier.
>>70068420
>ONLY survive if they don't get screentime
And this is exactly why if >>70068416 happens then Jorah will die like an episode later.
CGI is expensive yo
>>70068420
Balon rule is characters only survive if they aren't mentioned.
> first for cave melly
Time traveling splunking bringing back her joy
>>70068426
He'll be back in episode 7, its all but confirmed at this point
>>70068370
Arya going directly to the Riverlands from Braavos makes very little sense. I also don't expect they'll wrap up her escape from the House of Black and White AND return to Westeros in a single episode. She'll probably land back in King's Landing at the end of this season and kill Jaime next season.
>>70068416
>implying they'll pay money for CG volcano arm
They'll just heal his arm
>>70068440
Nope. He's literlly the stupidest character on all of Earthos.
I still have dreams of strangling him in my sleep, but then I wake up and feel bad for wanting to kill a retarded person.
>>70068056
Cleganebowl is literally confirmed.
Get hype.
>>70067118
You know the rules
So what exactly are they going to do to kill time before the very obvious Jon/Ramsey battle?
Also will they end with giving Dany greyscale or will they actually have her breeze through everything yet again?
>>70068420
>direwolves ONLY survive if they don't get screentime. I call it the Balon Rule.
Shaggydog and Summer have had the least screen time of any Direwolves in the series outside of Nymeria who at least got to bite Joffrey.
>>70068514
Cleganebowl was BTFO by the leaks.
>>70067344
>yara is pleased with theon
>theon can barely keep it together,just threw away his claim, his right
>she sees the pain
show got good again for 60 seconds
>>70068550
That is a funny way to spell confirmed.
>>70067404
Show Davos is a whipped bitch compared to his based book counterpart
>>70067509
Littlefinger doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would -ultimately- be content with running things behind the scenes like Varys would be.
He'll want recognition at some point, being from a lowly house with a piss-poor little fief in the Fingers. He took to scheming and kissing ass out of necessity, but he'll climb that ladder all the way to the top until he's stopped. His constant social climbing is all that seems to motivate him judging from the books and the show, no higher goals like the realm. He'll retire when he's king, no sooner.
>>70068440
Truly one of the worst characters in the series. His petty bullshit helps to ruins everything.
>>70068550
Only for this season
>>70068499
Maisie had scenes in the Riverlands. It was reported by watchers on the wall.
>>70066989
This.
If anything, it reminds people of that Chinese documentary where the Chinese are trying to build up in Africa and trying to buy gravel
>>70068514
this next half of the season is gonna be GOAT
>cleganebowl confirmed
>stannis return confirmed
should make up for the weak start
>>70067692
Theon didn't kill any children
>>70068516
DELETE THIS
>>70068566
Leaker said trial by combat was denied and the faith gets rekt by Gregor while Sandor is in the riverlands murdering what's left of the BwoB. I think it's more likely we get a Brienne v Hound rematch on the show at some point.
>>70068558
Now let's go murder them
>>70068170
>She still needs to:
>>Kill the waif
>>Go to the Riverlands
>>Kill the Frey
That is sure to happen with ample screen time, despite wasting every episode on her getting shit kicked
>>70068582
Yeah, but I think a show like this NEEDS bad characters. What's the fun in everyone being smart and sensible?
>>70068440
Balon is easily the dumbest fuck in the series. Even dumber than Victarion
No wonder Euron left his brothers
>>70068600
Yes, he did. Those two farm kids.
>>70068623
I don't think you understand anon.
It is confirmed.
rana in a bikini on the normies snapchat story rn
>>70068404
Okay, they're not twins.
But if Dany is 9 months younger than Jon, either Jon was not born at the Tower of Joy, or Dany is not the daughter of Aerys.
Aerys dies. After Ned and Robert reach King's Landing, we don't know how much time is spent here, but Ned goes off to the Tower of Joy. I'm assuming it takes a few weeks to reach, considering it's a trek through the mountains of Dorne.
If it's Jon that's born at the ToJ, and Dany is 9 months younger than Jon, then Aerys would not have been able to conceive Dany since he's been dead for around a month now. And I'm pretty sure Aerys sent Rhaella and Viserys off to Dragonstone a few weeks or months even before he got killed. The math doesn't add up, unless Rhaella took 10-11 months to give birth to Dany.
And this is all taking the unlikely approach that Aerys actually managed to conceive a child successfuly with Rhaella...they were married for like 20 years, and only managed to have Rhaegar at the start of the marriage, went through eight children who were stillbirths, miscarriages, or died in the cradle, and then luckily had Viserys in the years leading towards the end of their marriage/lives. I really doubt they'd have been lucky enough to have another child with their child/miscarriage ratio in effect.
>>70068662
POST IT
>>70068637
It's been confirmed to happen. I don't know why they have shown her continuously get beaten, though.
>>70068651
He didn't kill those kids
>>70066760
Did the Shireen stuff really come out of gurm's head?
>>70068662
>>70068677
you guys were being mean to me earlier why should i
>>70068662
What's their snapchat name
>>70068623
They'd never let a man kill Brienne and they won't have the same person kill the Hound twice. Cleganebowl next season confirmed
>>70067051
Dorne will march on Kings Landing, and probably get snuffed out but weaken the Lannisters enough for Danny to save the day
>>70068626
a direct quote from D & D
>>70068692
That's what Benioff and Weiss said in interviews
>>70068701
thenormies
>>70068697
Restore your honour
>>70068440
>Rebelled against Robert at the height of his power for no good reason
What was his reasoning, at least in the books? I seriously can't remember him even trying to justify it. And why do the Ironborn continue to follow this fuck up, especially after his rebellion cost them a shitload and he bent the knee.
>>70068623
>Brienne ever getting killed in combat
She will die by a tragic betrayal and we will be expected to feel bad.
>>70068682
i know it'll happen
>with ample screentime
but this i doubt, it'll be so forced and rushed
>>70068684
Wut?
>>70068751
#fucktheking #wedonotsow #swag #yolo #dontfuckwiththeironborn
>>70068586
I want her to see Nymeria again
But I really don't want Nymeria to die
>>70068761
Either way, she'll probably have more time than she got last season.
>>70068751
He didn't think the realm would be unified under Bobby's rule
>>70068733
Seriously, but why? I'd have understood if it came from D&D, but why would he make a sacrifice AND lose the battle? It takes away the meaning of it desu
>>70068751
It was probably Bran time fucking around.
It is going to be the go to explanation for "why did X do such a stupid thing?"
>>70068651
In the show- Dagmer slits their throats.
In the books- Ramsay suggests the idea and kills the boys himself. Theon was pressured and consented to Ramsay's idea.
What Theon did is no worse than Robb giving his consent for 2,000 Northern men to die to lead Jaime Lannister and Tywin into a trap.
>>70068577
Even if he becomes king I think he would try to take essos and the rest of the world. I think he has an unfillable ego hole inside him that he will never stop trying to fill until someone kills him.
CIA memes aside good character
>>70068796
Eh, Nymeria won't die this season.
>>70068813
grrm said Shireen will be burned, he never said the context
any other got related snapchats?
prestonscool is preston jacobs
>>70066664
Im not a Stannisfag but would guys like if the season ended with
>them zooming in on his death hut and you see his hand twitch
>credits
where are you guys seeing the stannis returned leak?
>>70068872
d&d have said at least twice now "stannis and melisandre burn shireen"
our king will do the deed, i just hope the situation is more dire in the books. it's meant to be tragic and shakespearean, not;
>"LOL TWENTY GOOD MEN BURNED MY SHIT"
>>70068154
don't you know that normies ship those you mentioned?
>>70068888
wtf does he snap?
So what's everyone's favourite characters? Not which ones you think are the best, but the ones you (foolishly) care for the most. Mine have to be Jorah and Jon.
>>70066918
he would knock your short manlet ass out
>>70068813
That's the point. All the terrible magic shit he did was for nothing. There was no magical god plan for him, Melisandre was misguided.
>>70068913
In their dreams.
>>70068751
After the mad king died there were a ton of Targaryen loyalists that denied Roberts claim. He wanted to take advantage of the situation.
Still, he was greatly outnumbered and I don't remember the books mentioning any naval battles.
>>70068888
>implying an autist like preston would have such a normie device as Snapchat
>implying he even has time to use snapchat when he spends 24 hours a day shitposting on /got/, rereading GRRM novels, planning theory videos, playing basketball and 'working'
>>70068946
Must be. Stephen Dillane looks like he's fully moved on from GoT.
>>70068718
>dornish army
>making it through the stormlands and marches
sure
>>70068913
Can't find it but he returns in episode 7, get hype
>>70068888
A hahha Preston really snapchats? What the fuck
>>70068929
Theon
>>70068929
CIA. Favorite and best
>>70068929
Jon and Arya.
I'll apologize for nothing.
I just asked my mom who her favorite character is and she said
>"Littlefinger. I think he really loves Sansa and he's very handsome."
I was expecting her to say "Khaleesi"
>>70068948
Didn't stannis smash the iron fleet led by Victarion
>>70068888
Piss off shill
>>70068929
Arya. I'm too invested in her.
>>70068894
>death hut
>>70069054
it's all the snow that's piled on top of his corpse :^)
>>70068922
jon x sansa is normie ship of choice
cia x sansa is the true evil and best choice
>>70069045
Holy fuck
>>70069024
>he's very handsome
Your mom has good taste
>>70068929
i care for cia and salsa the most.
Preston X Rana is /got/'s ship of choice
>>70068968
Nobody has mentioned the Stormlands or Storm's End since season 2. I don't think anyone has ever mentioned the Marches.
>>70069024
It's funny, my wife and her daughter both hate Dany too. I don't get it, I think she's great.
>>70069145
>my wife and her daughter
>Implying Arya/Gendry isn't the best ship of all time.
They have a song.
>Promise me, Ned
>>70068929
a book Sansa
>>70068929
In the books it's Sansa. She's just a dumb, naive girl who doesn't deserve anything that's happening to her and can't make any sense of it. Shittier things happen to other people but they're all tougher than her physically and mentally, like Arya.
Show Sansa doesn't really illicit that response. Probably because the actress is older than the book character, so it's like she should know better.
I guess I'm rooting for Davos, mostly because I have no idea where he's going to end up without Stannis and I'm afraid he'll be killed off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3IEv4_6To&feature=youtu.be
>>70069233
don't advertise your shitty video here
>>70069233
Richard pls
>>70069202
>"I have a son, you have a daughter. We'll join our houses."
1. Jon x Sansa
2. Sansa x Lil FInger
3. Hodor x Lyanna
4. Lyanna x Ned (and Benjen)
4. Dayne x Lyanna
> which one makes the best erotic fanfiction?
>>70069340
>>70069340
>>70069340
True thread
>>70069202
It'll be canon someday somehow;_;
>>70069025
>>70069025
You may be right, its been years since I read the books.
>>70069302
sansa x littlefinger fans write the best smut by far. loving cia means they're all fucked in the head and like depraved shit.
>>70069054
didnt brienne and pod make him a little shelter?
"When you play the game of thrones you win or you die, muh realism"
Unless you're a womynk
