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>>70060197
Azor Jon
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>>70061910
Did they make her as lovable as humanly possible just to make Stannis look even more despicable for toasting her?
:^(
Are we done with the Jaime lannister arc? the whole thing led to him just orbiting cersei now? lmao I'd rather have the old jaime
forgive english, I am Russia.
I am come to study actor and movie at New York Films School. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me Game of Throne and then we are kiss.
We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
U WOT
>>70061957
No she has boneitis
>>70061910
Who managed to download ep6 before the link got taken down?
>memorial day break this sunday
>>70062026
W H A T
Who /SansaXJon/ here?
REMINDER NOT TO RESPOND TO TRIPFAGS, FAGGOTS
How are they going to complete Jons story arc?
Why will anyone give a fuck about Rhaegar unless they show at least some of his backstory?
What is Bran going to see in his visions until they get to the next weirwood?
Where is Howland Reed and why is nobody in the show talking about him?
What kind of sports car does Littlefinger drive?
>yfw Stannis literally just had to wait
he could be teaming up with Jon to BTFO the Boltons RIGHT NOW if he just had an ounce more patience
>>70062019
Still the best part of the season (and not just because of Falsa's tits).
>>70062044
>but everyone's watching
my fetish
>>70062009
topest of keks, your grace.
nobody talkin about episode 6 leak
>>70062050
The entire next season is about Robert's rebellion :^)
>>70062050
As slow as season 5 and 6 are, and considering the ground they still must cover, I expect the next two seasons to be very dense and fast moving. Can't wait.
This season looks low budget compared to earlier ones, remember when they showed actual blood spray in season 1 and multiple filming locations
>>70062079
>attention whore
>would enjoy being a whore and getting public attention out of it
makes sense
What's gonna happen with Theon's storyline? Seems like he's gonna be put in background in favour of Yara
>>70062019
>tfw Cersei has been so whitewashed on the show that the play's portrayal of her is pretty spot on
1st for guarding the incest secret
Threadly reminder that STANNIS IS ALIVE.
Imagine being Bronn in that scene and having to be all like "damn, sandsnek, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Lollys in his keep. Like seriously imagine having to be Bronn and not only sit in that cell while Rosabell Laurenti Sellers flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ROSABELL SELLERS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and stokeworths and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE KNIGHTHOOD coming straight out of the boonies in King's Landing. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then D&D calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Bronn. You're not going to lose your future lordship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>70062010
He going to kill her
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318381
http://www.strawpoll.me/10318381
Seems like Bran can fuck up shit however he wants
Like he could do his magic shit and go have a vision of young Joffrey, and make Joffrey kill himself or into a retard before he can grow up and kill Ned.
All I'm going to call is that he'll warg into a dragon at some point.
>>70062098
what makes you say that?
>>70062133
He will go on a quest to obtain a lavacock
>>70062133
We won't see anymore Greyjoy storyline for the rest of the season.
'Sailing away on a boat' is a Gendry move in storywriting. They need space for other stuff.
>>70062133
He will betray yara to help ramsay win at the wall
>>70062133
If something happens to Yara he will be the one leading the rebel navy. People were looking to him at the Kingsmoot
>post yrw they made Theon further Ramsay's story in the show instead of having Ramsay further Theon's story like in the books
It's painful, lads. They fucked Theon's storyline from ADWD into the dirt-arguably the best storyline in the books-and for what? To have more Sansa and Ramsay love, even though Ramsay is only supposed to be a minor character?
TOURNEY AT HARRENHAL NEXT EPISODE
GET HYPE
>>70062155
And he will look completely unsympathetic doing so
>>70062146
Its an epic ruse that carries over to real life even, Stephen Dillane is just lying in all those interviews.
>>70062037
Is this your first season watching Game of Thrones?
>>70062103
Now they spend most budget on cgi and payment for the actors
>>70062133
I swear to god, if that happens I will rage quit the series. He's the best character on the show and deserves more recognition along with his actor, goddammit!
>>70062189
But Ramsey is so dark and edgy, and therefore interesting
NEW LEAK
IT'S ON KICKASS
>>70061910
THE WORLD WAS HER CUNT
> DnD hate stannis so much they gave his plot to Sansa.
You mad?
>>70062208
just like Kit was
Where's that 'Long nose and skeletal features' actor that was posted in the OP of a thread a few days ago?
That's our Rhaegar.
McShane is our Aerys.
>>70062208
Reminder that the midget that played Jon also said the same kind of shit.
>>70062189
I'm almost convinced that D&D don't give a shit about Theon
>>70062177
Nigga, Yara was making out with the dusky woman in the trailer
>>70062189
>tfw it took 5 fucking episodes for Theon to say his own name
WHY DID THEY RUIN HIM BROS
>>70062010
They cut him finding about her infinitely, its orgre
>>70061910
why are they killing off all the fucking direwolfs?
haven't we suffered enough?
how about they kill one of the fucking dragons for a change god damn...
>>70062241
Stop being a dumb faggot
>>70062241
blowing my mind nobody is talking about it lmao
>>70062102
>season 6
>slow
wot
I'm not saying this season is good, but it's definitely not slow.
>>70062295
They need the CGI money for Kelly C
>>70061924
Nah m8
>White walkers got Hodor into their army
How can living fags even compete
>>70062177
>no more Greyjoy story line
>trailer shows Yara with a chick
Jorah goes to Asshai to find the cure
Learning the lore from mad Asshai wizards
*meanwhile* Daenerys went mad starts purging non-believers in Westeros, instead of fighting the white walkers.
Learning in order to save the world he must kill the one he loves.
Jorah comes back to Westeros, Daenerys welcomes him.
Jorah kills Daenerys, "Goodbye my love"
Jorah becomes Azor Ahai
Tantan, tata tantan, tata tantan... doodoolee doodoolee doo..
>>70062061
His men were sellswords and were deserting him every day
>>70062281
Why care about the most interesting and well-developed character in the series when you can care about Daenerys and Tyrion's cock jokes.
>>70062197
No.
>>70062254
>>70062263
Source?
reminder that dany has 0 (zero) claim to the iron throne
reminder that dany slaughters innocent unarmed men in horrific ways
reminder that she has completely at failed at anything that didn't involve murder
reminder that danys plan is to invade a foreign land, killing thousands, burning cities to the ground, with no justification
reminder that dany is the true antagonist and the nights king is the true hero
>>70062197
they better pick a proper targ looking guy to play rhaegar
>>70062050
The reveal that Jon is only a cousin to Sansa and Arya and is related to Dany will set sail to a thousand ships.
Shippers will go insane, and we can get a LOK thing where the shippers end up getting what they want cause the writers are hacks who only care about ratings and being loved by tumblr.
>>70062010
Hopefully not
>>70062295
I they need to save cgi money for the dragons and others
>>70062149
son you need to work on your fapfic writing
>>70062315
It could be much faster. There is a lot of filler.
>>70062189
Stannis is fucked, Theon is fucked, Sansa is fucked, The GNC is fucked and jon is fucked all to service Ramsay
>>70062061
>Stannis has to leave the wall because Winter's coming
>Gets stuck in a blizzard
>Next season
>lol what winter just ride across the entire north in one episode
>>70062333
Jorah is too attractive in the show to not be able to land a whale like caloreesi
You have 10 seconds to name a better actress to play Lyanna
>pro tip: you LITERALLY can't
>>70062341
But they can do more NO COCK stuff with theon so he'll probably make it to the Mereen NO COCK convention of 2017
>>70062338
yea thats why we hate DD... fucking ruined stannis, jaime, no darkstar, no based vic, neu crazy euron
>>70062285
Isn't the dusky woman a nigger?
Season 7 will have a genuine gay sex dick in ass pumping scene. Mark my words.
>>70062315
auties think if you dont have the wall and a zombie invasion in one episode then dany bran tyrion riding dragons and destroying them in the next one, then the show is slow
fucking auties, EEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRrr
>>70062398
>The GNC is fucked
Meme redditor theory. not going to happen.
>>70062432
COMICOCK DABID
>>70062459
can't wait
How will D&D portray danny's meeting with euron?
Anyone see this? Lena looks really cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8bjvoHOSFs
>>70062361
>reminder that dany is the true antagonist and the nights king is the true hero
WILL JAMIE KILL TOMMEN?
>YOU'LL BE OK
>I'LL SEE TO THAT
>>70062425Vikander
>>70062459
>tfw they recast jon as a black man for progressive points
>tfw he's gone forever
>tfw all the best husbandos of this show are gone for eternity
why go on
>>70062398
I will still watch this show, but I am very disappointed that Theon got shafted in the show. I'm so pissed off, anon.
>>70062432
Please don't jinx it. I really don't want season 7 Theon scenes to devolve into "So, what's it like having no cock, Greyjoy?"
>>70062425
>implying i want my waifu demoted to a jumped shark HBO show
>>70062329
And Summer
GHOST VS SUMMER = HAPPENING
DIREBOWL CONFIRMED
>>70062425
Robin Sherbatsky
>>70062189
If you really think about it, an insane amount of characters has been screwed over or completely sidetracked for the sole purpose of setting up Ramsey as the big bad.
>Theon
>Yara
>Iron Born in general were a laughing stock, well, more so
>Sansa
>Petyr
>Everyone in the Vale who is involved with Petyr/Sansa book plot
>Brienne
>Stannis and his entire entourage
>Roose
>Rickon, Osha, and Shaggy
>Umbers
And the worst part is that he is a shit character. Making everything they did for him extra stupid and tragic.
>>70062459
season 1 or 2 had genuine gay cock slurping sounds
>fighting with a staff helps you to become a stealthy assassin
>>70062520
holy shit
fucking DIREBOWL
>>70062488
She'll torch him immediately with her dragons. Or Daario will say something witty and kill him with his gay little dagger.
Who is McShane going to play?
>>70062207
Kinslaying can never be sympathetic
>>70062488
>Carolessi I demand you as my women, return to the kitchen
>White men will never rule in westeros
>Dracoaris!
>Iron babbies all kneel for the mother of dragons
>>70062557
Promise me, ned
>>70062550
Why would daario stab himself?
>>70062540
I want the waif to overpower then rape me.
>>70062557
>Hoopleheads
>>70062145
The one where Lyanna offered a blowjob
>>70062333
I'm fucking sure Jorah will go to Asshai or meet Quaithe and she'll bring him there.
Also where else to search for a cure, you're already dead, best guess is to go to the end of the world.
>>70062569
p g o o d t b h
>>70062166
Brantheism is the view that Bran Stark is everything and everyone and that everyone and everything is Bran Stark. Brantheism is similar to polytheism (the belief in many gods), but goes beyond polytheism to teach that everything is Bran. A Weirwood tree is Bran, a rock is Bran, an animal is Bran, the sky is Bran, Roose Bolton is Bran, you are Bran, etc.
>>70062548
This plz!
Any one got the webm of cersci resting her head on jaime's crotch like shes about to blow him?
>>70061910
I'd love togive her a piggyback ride and be her big bro who shows her cool things and teaches her to ride a bike 'n shit
>>70062540
No, montages help you become an assassin
>>70062488
however it happens i'm sure it will end up with the ironborn inexplicably accepting her as their leader and bowing to her
followed by a close up of a shit eating smirk from dany
>>70062425
How about the chick who was actually casted to play the part.
>>70062557
>mad king
BURN THEM ALL!!!
>>70062596
>Wanting Asshai on the show
They'll make it a regular city with a dark filter over every scene there
>>70062609
So all the gods (R'hllor, many faced, etc.) are the same being, and that being is Bran ??
dude lmao
If Theon was still an emotional cripple but didn't have his knob lopped off, would Yara have won the kingsmoot?
After all, the no-cock jibes were pivotal parts of the debate
>>70062528
>If you really think about it, an insane amount of characters has been screwed over or completely sidetracked for the sole purpose of setting up Ramsey as the big bad.
Ramsay isn't the Big Bad Of The Series though, he's just a lot of Bad consolidated into one character so that Jon&Sansa can have instant legitimacy by killing him. He's convenience incarnate.
>>70062166
>Implying he didn't already do it to Joff, which is what made him crazy.
>>70062581
keked at old memes
>>70062642
Are we awakening some unwanted, uncomfortable feelings in you, /pol/?
>>70062528
Yeah, the Ironborn got royally fucked in the show.
In season 2, they're shown as traitorous bastards when they knock out Theon. They didn't do that in the books at all. Ramsay knocked him out in ACOK.
In season 4, Yara's 50 Best Killers got trashed by a shirtless Ramsay. "I have a big axe, and a shirtless psycho has just turned his back to me. I should run away"-Yara Greyjoy.
Then they're shown AGAIN to be traitorous cunts when they kill Kenning to stop him verbally abusing Theon and getting out of Moat Cailin.
And then in season 5 episode 5, they were shown being completely indecisive retards.
>>70062489
based conan
>>70062655
she needs to run up some steps while eye of the tiger plays
>marry, fuck, kilL
>>70062682
Euron would have been
>Reaving ending pregnancy
>>70062476
No, but I'd like some fast moving character development
We don't get that either.
>>70062682
Theon had a very big cock and easily would have won over the iron negroes with his cock prowess
>>70062488
She'll point out that Theon and Yara told her how Euron killed his own king to get the throne and how she can't trust him..
Then he'll be seized by the Unsullied while Theon walks over, cuts his his "big cock", stuffs it in Euron's mouth and Euron is dragged away to be killed offscreen and body paraded in front of the ironborn.
Weak men will never rule the Iron Islands again
>>70062044
>brother & sister love
>everyone is watchin
IT MUST HAPPEN
>>70062251
who cares?
Bronn black ops was more entertaining than the chapters long realization arch about Cersei is a selfish whore and incest is not so good after all.
>>70062425
>brown eyes
fuck off
>>70062696
Of course not! It's just disgusting.
>>70062721
look at isaac
what a fucking faggot
>>70062710
>they were shown being completely indecisive retards.
Sounds pretty fair to me
>not the scene of LF betraying Ned
>>70062682
Why the fuck are the ironborn all wearing the same clothes dont Dabid realise theres more than one house on the Isles?
>>70062684
He is the big bad human of the series though. He'll evensurvive this seasonaccording to the leaks, so there's that.
>>70062548
such qt. wish she was my little sister.
>>70062762
You wish you could be so fabulous.
>>70062792
>expecting that from the people who gave you the City of Dorne
>>70062373
Tumblr already ships Sansa and Arya with everyone bexause the former is a blank slate that everyone in universe thinks is hot they can self insert into while the latter is a strong independent womyn with speshal assassin powers who dont need no man they can self insert into
The less said about Dany the better
When will D&D stop with the eunuch shaming
>>70062721
Marry Arya, fuck Sansa, kill Isaac. I'm so sorry Isaac
>>70062816
hell no
>>70062682
Euron would've gotten rid of Theon someway.
Him having a cock to continue his dad's legacy would make him a legitimate threat.
Right now he's still cockless Reek in Ironborn armor.
>>70062750
>Frozen
>Wincest
>Liked sneks
wow, please use a trip so I can filter you
>>70062829
this desu
>>70062822
This will add fuel to the fire anon.
Just like Korra and Asami being friends in season 3 suddenly drove Tumblr into a frenzy with shippinglust
Danny literally is propped up by an army of dickless betas while she has with 2-3 alpha males
>>70062721
Marry the awkward little faggot, fuck the slag, kill the troll.
>>70062763
But Euron's arguments were weak as hell.
"I killed your King. I am currently insulting your Prince. Oh, by the way, I have a big cock and he has no cock. Elect me."
>>70062792
Where did Jon get his Stark """""""""""armor""""""""" did he bring it with him and keep it stashed somewhere the whole time?despite the fact that men of the nights watch give up their former families
>>70062906
It was either him or Yarasha who had a plan to do fuck all. I would have voted for Euron
>>70062829
Sorry to hear that, anon. Valar Morghulis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht7mxF9XZiA
>>70062820
sigh they have such a big budget yet their show looks cheaper now than it did in earlier seasons
Why would every one know theon has no cock? Did his dad tell the whole damn island
>>70062721
Isaac, Sophie, Masie desu
>>70062333
Daenerys - Three treasons you will know,
once for blood
(Mirri maz duur)
once for gold
(Jorah)
once for love
(?)
>>70062942
I would have killed myself for being born the nigger of westeros.
>>70062906
Well, he also said he was going to give the Ironborn Westeros via the seduction of Dany
>>70062971
They had a meeting and passed around the severed cock.
>>70062906
i would have voted for him 2tbh
theon is gone, ramsey killed theon
yara seemed ok but not inspring
euron came in with top banter, top plans to reave the whole world and he pays the iron price like a top iron lad
>>70062847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>70062979
>gold
I thought Jorah did it for a pardon
>>70062942
Yara's plan: build ships and raid
Euron's plan: build ships and give them to Dany
Why couldn't they have Yara argue for peace instead of war like she did with Balon THIS VERY SEASON
Captain America dies
>>70062918
The starks have served the walls for thousands of years. Some of the prevoius ones (idk maybe icelands benjen) left it there.
> how it fits on a manlet body, idk
>>70062979
Barristan or Aegon?
>>70062979
jorah is for love ... someone else will betray her for gold
>>70062942
>Yarasha
reddit leave
>>70062906
He showed he paid the iron price and did it for them, that he has charisma, and that he's while gifted in genitalia and has been all around the world paying the iron price, he's still just like them, hence making fun of Theon saying "gallivanting"
And has a plan for the fleet Yara wants to build
>>70062044
>Everyone's watching
>Let them. It's their fucking job
ayyyyy
>>70063040
Because peace loving women are not empowering enough, I guess.
>Cersei's children would predecease her
ONLY ONE CHILD LEFT ANONS
>>70062251
reminder that Martin will die before the books are finished and the only ending you'll have is the shows.
>>70062847
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
>>70062991
Well, now he has sweet fuck all since he has no ships. I've never seen a politician's promises go to shit so fast after an election.
DANCING? MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO PUT ON A DRESS
>>70063040
>Make an actual non-shitty Nagga's hill
>Yara vs. Non-Greyjoy man
>She argues for sensible peace, him for more of Balon
>She's gradually winning
>Euron comes in
easy
>>70060519
Is this a real torrent lads, or bullshit?
>>70062942
Why do you need a plan for a bigger fleet, it increases the ironborn's power regardless. Making big plans never goes well in Westeros considering how quickly things go to shit.
>>70062979
once for blood
(Mirri maz duur)
once for gold
(Daario)
once for love
(Jorah)
Dear stannis fags and north remembers autists.
Youre cuck lover Stannis is dead, his family name gone. His army ruined, come and see cucks. Your false priestess is an old failure, come and see.
Your beloved North conspiracy is false. Umbers betrayed the Starks. The Karkstarks betrayed the Starks. They know who really owns the North. Come and see.
There is no North remembers. They remember Starks being losers. They remember Stannis being beat twice.
Give up your Stannis Lives faggotry. Give up your North remembers wet dreams
Stannis is gone
Stannis is shitty
Longlive Ramsay
>>70063122
MERYN FOOKIN TRANT
>>70062979
Jorah stayed loyal and stopped the assassination, aegon betrayed her for gold
>>70063073
he loved her, not betrayed her for love. this are completely different things. he did kinda betrayed her for a pardon but backed away in the last second if that means anything.
>>70063010
>Ramsay killed Theon
Not really, considering he was putting up an act as Theon during the Kingsmoot (as a side note, I like how that breaks momentarily when he looks at Yara and does the characteristic Reek thing of holding back tears), and it didn't make a difference.
>>70063121
he literally said in the show he is going to build more
and he didn't lose all the ships, just ones full of traitorous not real ironborn
do you pay any attention to anything you blithering mong
>>70063151
>Spend a bunch of money and time building ships
>Do nothing with them
real inspiring. What a leader
>>70062721
Isaac, Isaac, slags
>>70063155
Daario hasn't betrayed Dany yet and Jorah didn't do it for love.
>>70063122
>DARNCING
>>70063104
So Tommen dies this season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwHGNoMjHn8
>>70063121
He's still got his big cock, the crucial second point of his two stage plan
>>70062295
muslim pandering
>>70063156
>Stannis is gone
>Falling for the literal death meme
It's a metaphorical death.
So he can be born again amidst salt and smoke,
>>70062979
Once for Doritos
>>70063216
He suicides out of the window.
>>70062212
Last season they didn't have a break, did they?
>>70062171
the leaks
>>70063216
who the fuck didn't see that coming
>>70063267
Yeah they did.
>>70061910
i wonder if shireen's actor's parents would let me kiss her on the mouth...
>>70062680
The whole point of the concept of the"many faced god" is that all gods are the same being. You simple, anon?
>>70062721
Isaac, Sophie, Bradamante.
>>70063312
Krishna said "All the gods are but my one million faces" so krishna is the many-faced god
>>70062212
There's no break this year
>>70063312
sheeeeet
i thought it was just about their being a bunch of faces on the walls
Alright since we know arya will leave the many cucked god and go back to westros, how will it happen.
I say this season she finds out they are corrupt and only kill for money instead of religious reasons
>>70063309
if you paid them enough, sure
>>70063184
>he literally said in the show he is going to build more
Yeah, and the Iron Islands probably don't have enough wood to build one thousand ships. Plus, how long do you think it would take to build that many ships? Theon and Yara will be to Dany and back by the time he builds them all.
Are Jaime and Cersei Aerys's children?
what would this mean for the plot and their personal stories?
>>70063216
Yep, Tommens dead
>>70063335
He's got a big cock and he can tells jokes, though. He might even be unafraid of puppies (not fully-grown dogs, though, that would be ridiculous). That's all that matters.
>>70063307
>New episodes of Game of Thrones air every Sunday at 9PM, only on HBO.
>>70063216
Anyone else jack off to this scene?
>>70063380
>Tywin being a cuck
"no"
>>70063355
Yes, only Krishna is actually Bran. GRRM confirmed it in an interview I made up.
>>70062737
>>70062737
I will concede that Arya should start to fucking do something finally. Put her on a Rocky music montage but fuck, we could have had scenes like North/Riverlands/Quality Dorne instead of child gets beaten episode 48
>>70063365
she's gonna get raped for a full hour on TV featuring analysis penetration, kill the men who did it and have no choice but to return home
>>70063388
Im saying there was a break last year.
i wish there wasnt a break
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can you guys believe it?
cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
>>70063383
>TRUMPED
>>70063424
>Quality Dorne
I CAN'T LAUGH HARD ENOUGH
>>70063412
One of the Lannisters literally said that Jamie wasn't Tywin's son, but Tyrion was.
It's not being a cuck if the Mad King takes the right of the first night.
>>70063216
yepthe crowd will kill him in episode 6, just watched it
>>70063216
young cersei a qt
>>70062540
>the waif was Syrio the whole time
screencap this poast
>>70063412
Aerys literally fucked Joanna though
>>70063450
yes I can
>>70062979
>Once for gold
>Lannister colors are gold
>Once Dany takes over Westeros, Tyrion will shank her and take power himself
Discuss
It's airing this sunday you dumb fucks. Look at the schedule:
http://www.hbo.com/schedule?date=2016-05-29&zone=east
>>70063448
There isn't one this year.
>>70063379
>Yeah, and the Iron Islands probably don't have enough wood to build one thousand ships
so they pay the iron price for wood from the mainland
they will catch up to yara cus euron commands the winds
>>70062721
Marry(fuck) Arya, fuck sansa, kill the boy
>>70063365
Yeah, she'll find out the reason she has to kill the actress, tell the actress that she's wanted dead and then the actress will pay her way back to Westeros after Arya gets her needle back
>>70063484
6/10 and 9/10
Post slutty sansa
>>70063503
thank the many-cucked god
>>70062540
I'm pretty sure that has to do with training reflexes, body control and being aware of your surroundings.
In addition: women and especially little girls don't really carry weapons, so a quarterstaff is a good weapon of opportunity, can disarm sword wielding opponents and a small-sized fighter can defend themselves easily against a larger attacker. There's a reason why for example the naginata was a "woman's weapon" in Japan-the long reach of the weapon evened out the differences in stature between the combatants. The actual assassinations in the Middle ages were contracted mostly by poisons, though.
>>70063044
>NEW AT TENS
what did he mean by this, dubs?
>>70063533
>>70063499
>Episode 5: The Door
>>70063216
>And when your tears have drowned you, the valonqar shall wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you.
valonqar - little brother (Jaime is younger by two minutes)
>>70063540
I was a little girl assassin in the middle ages and I carried a dagger because guess what I hid it in my vagina.
>>70062540
THE GREATEST ASSASSIN WHO EVER LIVED DIDN'T HAVE A QUARTERSTAFF?
>>70063300
could you elaborate? leaks from next season?
>>70063085
>that he has charisma
so much charisma wow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMujSdkOX5
>I don't think Martin's particularly happy with it, I really don't think he is
Let's talk about geology!
>>70062241
no its not
>>70063626
nice broken link dummy
>>70063540
>women and especially little girls don't really carry weapons
They don't carry fucking quarterstaves either
>>70063626
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMujSdkOX5w
Sorry, broke the url.
>>70063626
what was it
>>70063569
>as if it was not enough that they miscast the role
that faggot has to get recasted, FFS how the fuck could they fuck it up so much. from all characters Euron. jdimsa
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Hold up.
What if Bradamante is actually GRRM, and the reason he can't finish TWOW is because he's constantly shitposting on /got/? He just pretends to be a GRRM-mocking showfag to throw us off his scent.
>>70063633
>trying to apply geology to a world where seasons are literally years long and are possibly controlled by magic
That kings moot was 10/10 because this is iron traitors we are talking about
>implying ASOIAF can compete
>>70063633
And the full span of Planetos.
And also why the fat fuck should be forcibly confined to his ancient writing DOS vehicule and write about this world till the end of his days.
>>70063514
How are they supposed to get to the mainland with no ships, genius? Swim there in full armour?
>>70063691
The Kingsmoot was great because it was so ludicrous it became funny
Reminder GRRM is in Baltimore RIGHT now, eating his fat ass to death, and TWOW won't get any closer to completion in at least the next 7 days
>>70063645
>defends show Euron
>call others reddit
fuck off
Why do they keep saying "the wars to come"?
>>70063678WOZATMEEN
>Do you deny your father's crime?" Lord Baelish asked. "No, my lords." Sansa knew better than that. "I know he must be punished. All I ask is mercy. I know my lord father must regret what he did."
Why do people act like Sansa doesn't already known CIA was involved with Ned's death?
She probably just thinks he wanted Ned to be sent to Castle Black.
>>70063701
https://atlasoficeandfireblog.wordpress.com/2016/02/28/so-how-big-is-the-world-anyway/
^ all that autism
POST LEAKED EPISODE LINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>70063569
Why does a Danish actor even give a fuck about Amerifat elections, literally no one outside USA but SJWs gives a shit.
>>70063514
>they will catch up to yara cus euron commands the winds
Not in the show. In the show he's just a funny, charismatic guy.
>>70063668
REEEEE I want the normies to LEEAAAAVVE
>>70063717
they have more ships you complete fucking retard
this is made very clear in the show
re-evaluate your existence
then hang yourself
>>70063769
She surely doesn't seem to think about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQzCPf2NgwE
watch fat mans face when the interviewer starts to interrogate him about feminism.
but, i gotta say, GRRM has some pretty chill opinions about that stuff.
>>70063595
>charisma isn't a factor when people choose leaders
Almost every one who was in the throne room is dead at this point, her ever learning it would be a total ass pull
Is this KINO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8nl61YTTDs
>>70063839
It is a factor
But in the show he doesn't have any
>>70063365
>Only kill for money
She must know about them being basically just glorified hired murderers that kings use for political games. My guess is that she'll get hired to kill Dany but Tyrion recognizes her.
daily reminder that everything EXCEPT for squid ships was cut from the show, so they'll have actual importance in the book plot unlike dornish masterplan and fake targ.
Who was Gendry/Arya here?
>>70063824
If they have enough ships to get to the mainland, then they have enough ships to follow Theon and Yara, making the ship-building process redundant.
How about your re-think your existence, anon? Go buy a tank of helium gas for yourself, you drooling retard.
>>70063882
D&D are combining as many plots as they can, just because something doesn't show doesn't mean it doesn't mean something in the books, their importance just got given to somebody else
>>70063884
Time for Gendry/Yara. She'll run into him while sailing off to who-knows-where
what kind of haircut do u want?
>>70063871
>bantz isn't charismatic
>>70063877
>having that image saved
off yourself you /v/eddit child
>>70063703
>one of these women was voted the most beautiful in the world
>you would guess wrong every time
>>70063877
>He didn't say all the death and rape threads were coming "grumpkins and snarks"
JDIYSA
>>70063926
Just give me the "two piles of rabbit shit"
>>70063899
because he wants to give lots of ships to dany
the whole plan rests on a big fleet and a big cock
how do you not get this?
how do you manage to dress yourself when you are this fucking stupid?
NEW THREAD
>>70063985
>>70063985
>>70063985
>>70063985
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
>>70063985
>>70063985
>>70063985
>>70063985
NEW THREAD
>>70063877
>felicia is a friend of mine, and the sweetest kindest person on earth.
das it mane
and people actually take this fat cuck seriously
>>70063945
Are you GRRM? >>70063678 thinks you're GRRM.
>>70064005
CUTE
>>70063995
Too soon you fucking tard
>>70064005
CUTE
>>70064046
>>70064058
treemind
>>70063877
How long until they Whedon him?
>>70063665
Yes, but see how nobody bats an eye at her carrying one when she was blind as a walking stick? Not to mention, brooms are found in nearly every household, if she finds herself in need for self-defence, she can find these common household appliances everywhere. In Japan the ninjas disguised themselves as farmers and used farming tools like sickles as weapons because they were available. Not to mention, quarterstaffs are non-lethal, she is only allowed to kill when she needs to.
>>70064046
>>70064058
you gay faggot
>>70063755
They're saying "the worst took 'em" you fucking idiot
>>70063463
Idiot
>>70064124
>implying you've ever had sex with somebody that good
>>70062189
this post is pure reddit and all of you should be ashamed for replying seriously
>>70062019
The play made the episode.
>>70063465
look at all the replies
nothin personnel kid, but youre baits shit
;)
>>70062918
The Old Bear held on to Longclaw so
>>70063122
BRAVO BRAAVOSI
>>70063365
Killing the actress is her last shot.
She'll fail because muh conscience and flee.Gendry will conveniently be at the Braavos docks on one of the boats after being rescued from rowing into eternity.
>>70063424
>he thinks Dorne will ever be quality
>>70063884
I am until the day I die
>>70062557
Septon Meribald
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