ITT: Post annoying things people do when watching movies/tv
>>70038036
>Watching movie with other people
No.
>>70038036
Post nigger memes on 4chan.
>watching a movie with my grandma
>she doesnt even pay attention
>move on her shoulder to see if shes asleep
>her heads falls off and maggots fall on the carpet
>>70038036
Oh god I do this a lot.
>Oh fuck what's going to happen now
>Why did she do that?
>What did he mean by this?
>trying to explain the intricacies and subtleties of the Malick film you're both watching
>she keeps touching your peepee
>Character is in a high anxiety situation with little time to think
>Does something that leads to a bad result
>"What an idiot!"
>>70038104
did that bitch clean up after herself? fucking whore deserves to be beat
>>70038104
Got me
DUDE LE BLACKPEOPLETWITTER LMAO
>>70038114
>What did he mean by this?
I think at this point I would beat someone to death if they asked me that in real life.
>>70038036
Shooting up the theater.
>watching movie with gf
>something deliberately frustrating occurs like criminal the audience knows is guilty getting released due to lack of evidence
>"GOD THIS IS SO STUPID!"
>>70038104
kek
>>70038251
Dat camel mouth drives me insane. What would a bj from sarkeesian be like.
>>70038104
Is she hot?
>>70038036
>being niggers
>being black
>being whitetrash
>being honkies
Yep, pretty much it.
>>70038104
This post made me think of Red Meat
>>70038036
>Watch John Wick with ex gf
>She was super protective of muh animals
>John's dog gets killed
>I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHUT THIS THING OFF I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE IT'S TOO CRUEL
>Turned off the movie and we watched SNL instead
>Watched John Wick alone later than night when she went to sleep
>Movie was worth not having sex
Based Keanu
I hate people who for whatever reason make me pause the movie every few minutes, making a 90 minutes film take like 4 hours to watch.
>smoke break time
>gotta text somebody
>lemme look something up on my ipad real quick, oh hey you have to watch this video real quick it's funny
>hey man I'm gonna go to whataburger real quick I'm hungry
Holy fuck just watch the film
>>70038527
You literally stop movies for people so they can go smoke cigarettes and text people?
What do you do, sit on the couch alone and simmer?
>>70038566
Nah I complain about it on /tv/
>Get to movie theatre
>Cinema car wash is closed
>Have to watch movie in dirty car
>Get out to use SCUBA gear and begin welding seating platform frame to the aquatic foundation for the submersed portion of the film
>Somebody gave me acetylene instead of oxytelane which is totally inappropriate for aquatic welding activities
>Submersed potion of film begins and the seating platform floats away killing millions
>Ticket checker gives me a filthy look on the way out
It's not my fucking fault your equipment is managed correctly
>>70038518
form what show
Whenever I watch a movie with one of my parents, they want me to tell them the entire plot and ending to them in full detail. And it's always "What's gonna happen?" "Why is [character] doing that?" and so on every few minutes. I keep telling them to just sit still and watch the movie.
>>70038036
>someone in the movie/show makes a joke
>friend laughs
>they look at you to see if you're laughing
I can't watch comedies with people anymore.
>>70038850
Alternatively
>watching a movie with friends that they've already seen
>they stare at you during important/funny/dramatic scenes
I know it's nitpicking, but it gets really bothersome at times
people seem to treat pauses in dialog as commercial breaks where it's time to talk. like any kind of quiet scene seems to register as "nothing is currently occurring and i need to fill the silence" in their retard brains that are entranced by chewbacca mom or whatever. once you start to notice this it will drive you fucking crazy.
Y'all is some deranged niggas
>>70038525
>cybering with this chick online
>literally sending me pics of her distended anus and asking what she should shove in it next
>Suddenly starts talking about how she can't stand movies or shows where dogs die and suggests I go https://www.doesthedogdie.com/ before watching movies so I don't have to feel sad
>Tell her it doesn't really bother me when a dog dies in a movie because it's not real
>She freaks out and blocks me
I really don't see how people get THAT emotionally invested in a movie????
And it was especially weird coming from a girl who shoved a toilet brush up her ass for me
>>70038665
>welding
>acetylne
>>70039420
>acetylne
Acetylene fuck me I can't even shitpost correctly
>watching movie with friends
>we all agreed on the movie
>it starts
>everyone staring at their phone rather than the movie
I now make it a rule in my house to put people's phones away during movie night.
>watch amazing television show
>final episode
>final scene
>someone comes in, watches the final scene
>credits roll
>person says "thats it?" with a tone of derision
>they dont even know what the fuck was happening, and yet they judge it
Got me so pissed
>>70039034
She may be cute as fuck but my little sister has a good number of annoying habits, the worst being the one you mentioned. Felt bad when during a trip to Toronto to visit relatives she mentioned how family trips are the only time I talk to her so I had us watch a movie of her choosing
>Looks up movie trivia on her phone so she has small talk material not just during the "slow" scenes but also during romantic moments while trying to fast-forward through them and only asking me afterwards if she should just leave it alone
>Stares at me like a fucking autist during certain moments and if I don't react the way she expected she'll apologize and claim it's a weak scene but the rest of the movie is still solid, just keep watching
We were watching Emelie and I actually did find the performance of the babysitter character impressively disturbing, but my sister kept having to lampshade all the subtle moments and emphasizing how creepy the character was. She must've decided I wasn't enjoying the film because she turned it off in the beginning of the final act and apologized for wasting my time.
Later down the line she tried again by asking to watch Breaking Bad with me but during the 3rd episode when Walt chokes Crazy 8 to death with the bike lock she vomited all over her tits and I decided to shut down further attempts at rekindling our relationship
>>70039746
>vomited all over her tits
You almost had me believe this story was real, but you blew it.
>>70039746
Rekindling a relation... with your little sister
Go on
>>70039034
>"nothing is currently occurring and i need to fill the silence" in their retard brains
this is literally my brother. He thinks it's his duty, his obligation, to fill any sort of void with his inane talking. And he doesn't even expect an answer, he'll just talk right over it. The worst part is that once he starts, he doesn't stop, so after a while it's like "so why the fuck did you want to watch this movie again?" but he's staring at his phone and he isn't listening to me or paying attention to the movie.
>movie ends
>"Wait that's it?"
I hate people who instantly repeat the jokes while chuckling.
>>70039877
>movie ends
>ask friend "did you like it?"
>"y-yeah man it was g-great"
you don't have to lie to me
>>70038036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6mXLpufp6E
h8 when this happens when I'm watching a movie with my sister (femanon here)
>>70038036
>Emotional scene
>"lol use your dildo!"
Fucking insecure faggot
>>70039460
you won't be getting into the the movies any time soon, you'll never pass the mandatory spelling bee!
>>70039945
OH MY GOD MY FUCKING RETARDED BOGAN COUSIN WOULD DO THIS EVEN WHEN WE WERE AT THE ACTUAL MOVIE BUT NOT JUST CHUCKLING, FULL ON GUFFAWING AND STARING STRAIGHT AT ME AND WOULD MESS UP THE QUOTE EVEN THOUGH HE JUST HEARD IT
>Wanna watch a movie?
>female brain processes
>Hey I wanna have sex, but I need a background noise so the neighbours don't hear it
Rolling for what my reward should be for going to the library
Odds - McDonalds Breakfast
Evens - Watch Nice Guys (no popcorn)
>>70038527
>smoke break
Pffft ok faggot go outside and get cancer I'm not pausing anything. If we're talking marijuana then I'm down right here
>I gotta text someone
I'd pause for a friend
>lemme look up-
No.
>watch this-
No.
>I'm hungry
Me too we just blazed let's bounce
>>70039311
Maybe she didn't want to chat with a sociopath anymore.
>>70038300
>hmmm, really makes you think
I would punch the smug look off someone's face
>>70043291
Anon has his priorities straight.
>>70039746
>she vomited all over her tits
Come the fuck on, if you want to invent your story it's ok. Just make it believable for god's sake.
It was enjoyable up until that point.
>watch movie with friends
>I don't give a shit about the movie, it's retarded
>go to piss, tell them "don't pause it"
>come back, they paused it
>"you're gonna miss the movie"
what the fuck man
>>70039738
I do this on porpoise
>movie night with friends
>start movie
>everybody falls asleep within the hour except you
Seriously what the fuck? Are my friends secretly old people?
>>70038069
>watching movies alone
fucking hell, you might as well open a vein
You don't get to be a patrician but watching films alone. Of course, most of you aren't nor want to be, you just watch movies for socialization and nothing better to do at the moment
>>70038036
> flatmates watching Hobbit shit
> make a few remarks on dumb production shit and sloppy writing (I dunno what you even call it, like where you roast the movie as it's happening)
> they literally sperg out at me for not treating it as serious nigh holy business
>>70040332
hot
>>70038069
>not just watching a movie the first time by yourself then watching it a second time with your friends
>>70046945
>vein
it's vain you fucking idiot
>live in a country with a non-english official language
>watch an english language movie with friend
>have to watch it with subs because his english sucks
>character in movie sets up joke
>subtitles blurt out the punchline and the set up
>the translation butchers the joke
>friend laughs before the character says the punchline on the screen
Yes I have autism
you guys sound like awful people to watch movies with. I know this is /tv/ but christ stop taking movies so seriously, it's supposed to be a good time, you no fun allowed jew niggers
>>70047559
Yes, absolutely. Fun and good times are what most people aka plebs are after- which is perfectly fine.
That's why patricians only watch films alone.
>>70047401
bait
>>70046925
No, but they, unlike you, actually work for a living.
Join the workforce and you'll find out why people fall asleep at like 10 p.m. I used to wonder wtf was up with people who called it an early night too. Now I fucking know. It's because 40 a week saps you of your energy.
>>70038036
>>70038403
Japan nihongo pls stay ching gong
>>70038850
people actually do this? I might do this to my gf if I had one, and that's on a good day
>>70047769
When I'm working hours and hours a week I need to party hard to keep going. Longer hours means more staying up all night for me. Quieter week is sleepy time.
Talk
Use their phone
Eat loudly
Breath loudly
Shift around too much
Fall asleep
Bathroom breaks
Look anywhere but the screen
Laugh too much
Cry
>>70047769
it must be nice living in an area where you actually Want to be a productive citizen...
I live in the south and literally couldn't give a flying fuck about joining their workforce
>watching movies with other people
You all brought this upon yourselves.
>spooning with now exgf watching Jagten
>she fucking rolls over and just stares at me while I watch the movie
>does this several times
>try to jerk off with a blanket covering me
>sister catches me
Fucking bitch. You wouldn't have to worry about it if you actually paid attention to the fucking movie.
>>70048187
She wanted to fuck.
>Live in small English city
>Small black population
>Go see The Hateful Eight
>Literally no black people in the theatre
>Movie starts
>Character says "nigger"
>Entire audience laughs
>>70048187
What happened when she caught you?
>>70047540
I feel for you
>>70038206
depends if the situation is done right
>>70048341
brilliant
>>70047769
>he only works 40 hours a week
goddamn plebs i swear
>>70038527
I pause to pee, rather than hold it. Texting, no fuck that either don't be on your phone or risk missing stuff.
Maybe for looking up something as long as it's somewhat pertaining to the movie itself, like:
>That guy looks familiar, do you know who he is
>I can't remember either
>pause
>IMDB movie
>find guy
>oh he's X in Show Y and Z in Movie W
>oh cool I thought so
>resume movie
That one, however, is only if anyone else watching doesn't mind. The only one I insist pausing on is bathroom and possibly food breaks, anything else can be held to the end.
>talking
>eating
>fidgeting
>sleeping
>masturbating
>talking
>>70048175
she wanted sexy time idiot
>>70039034
this is the worst, not just during movies but regular conversation as well. i'm convinced people just want to hear themselves speak so they keep on talking whether or not anyone will respond. subtlety is not only lost on them, they don't even know the meaning of the word
>>70048341
Exact same thing happened to me
>>70038036
>"who's that?"
I don't fucking know, Sarah, maybe if we had just watched Avengers like I wanted to then I'd be able to answer your questions.
>>70048341
>live in eastern europe
>black kid character
>Ayy yo sup my niggah mofriggin whes mah bitch yo yo yo
>everyone starts laughing
It wasnt even funny
>>70038850
My brother does this.
Also when unexpected things happen like Matt Damon appearing in Interstellar.
Talking during the movie. For any reason. If it's some casual setting like me and some friends watching a movie we've already seen then fine, but if I'm at a theater and a bunch of niggers are hooting and hollering over the movie I get fucking annoyed.
>>70048341
Tarantino sure knows his audience
>>70049506
whiteboy wont do shit prob leave and be like 'let me talk to the manager' lmao baka
>Want to watch movie
>GF keeps trying to have sex
Fuck off, let us finish the film first at least
>watch murder mystery movie
>"ok, I think character A did it"
>10 minutes later
>"no, actually it's character B"
>another 10 minutes
>"wait, no, character C!"
>it was actually character D
>"ha, this movie was so predictable"
>>70038036
Producing noise.
>>70038527
>whataburger
I see you live in texas senpai
>all this brother-sister incest
What the hell
>>70050293
>watching Womb with my mom
>>70048341
same thing happened with me
>>70049351
Interstellar could so easily be a sequel to the Martian
>>70043291
solid system senpai
>>70038518
patrician comic
>>70049294
Fucking Sarah. You should tickle her feet for that desu
>movie date night
>make a list for 6 hours and let her pick up from either czechoslovakian new era or one of eisenstein movies she could like
>she just wants to fuck
My wife is terrible to watch movies with. She constantly makes me pause it, she always talks and asks questions, we rarely get to finish a movie the same night we start it, and probably worst of all she always shoots me surprised looks she expects me to meet when anything serious happens on-screen (which i've completely stopped doing, i'm watching the fucking movie).
It's gotten to the point where any seemingly important movie or show I do my best to watch without her, saying she wouldn't have liked it anyway. I used to see so many movies, and now I feel like i'm going to be missing a lot. Feels bad.
>>70043291
people who smoke weed but not cigs are the biggest retards.
>>70038527
god dammit, this kept happening to me and my friends so we stopped just inviting certain people.
>watch the room
>5 people on their phones
never again
>>70051047
You're getting cucked out of cinema, mate. The puss better be worth it
>>70051071
explain yourself famiglia
>>70038036
I would never willingly watch cinema with another person present. Why would you?
>>70038251
God. She's so cute.
I never understood why people hate her so much.
>>70039502
>everyone staring at their phone rather than the movie
This triggers the shit out of me. Worst bit is when something happens in the movie and they ask to rewind/explain what happened.
Fuck you fucking cunts we're supposed to be watching the same thing, I'd understand if you where doing something worthwhile on your phone but i know you're just checking and liking shit on Facebook because my phone, which is one the table and away from me because i assumed we're watching a movie, keeps showing me notifications from you, you cunt.
>>70051245
You might get to fuck them at the end
>>70040249
I felt that when I watched Primer and Scott Pilgrim with a friend. He said he liked, but I could tell he didn't enjoy them that much or at all. Wish he would just come out and say it.
>>70051279
Is this bait or are you simply blind?
>>70051282
That's not watching cinema.
>>70038036
>watching GoT with normie friends
>they get all excited
>can't proceed watching it without surfing on their phone every 5 minutes
>>70051302
Nah, man she's a good looking lady,
Are you blind? Or are you one of those people on here that claims they wouldn't fuck a good looking actress given that chance, as if you have standards.
She looks good and doesn't deserve the hate she gets.
>movie night with friends
>pick any film that isn't completely cookie-cutter mainstream action
>get made fun of the whole night
these fucking plebs were talking shit about sin city
>>70051110
>want to show friend a film I love
>he picks up his phone in the middle of it
I would NEVER do this to someone.
>>70051486
>My friend's brother claims he's a bad movie connoisseur
>Show him Paul Blart Mall Cop
>1 min in, hes on his flashlight phone
PAUL DID HIS DUTY
DO YOURS TOO
I stopped watching movies with other people when i realized something that's meant to take 2 hours would actually last at least twice as long as that due to stupid requests like "lets go get food" and "dude weed lmao." Worst ones are when a small thing in the movie sparks a huge debate, normally caused by the token SJW grill of the group.
Now i get to watch movies in comfy mode by myself then funpost about them on /tv/
>>70051486
>show friend movie you love
>goes to the toilet
>doesn't pause the movie
alternatively
>show group of people a movie
>they won't shut up during important scenes
>huh, what's happening? that movie is weird anon
>>70051591
I had this guy where every time we'd watch a movie late night, 1 h in he'd always complain and ask us to stop watching it so we could do something else when that's the whole purpose of getting together.
And he always left.
He did this 5 times we invited him over.
>>70050621
>>70051311
it is if you do it after the film's finished
>>70047743
it's beit
>>70051427
Let's hope for the sake of your delusion that no one posts that high-resolution jew witch picture
>>70038525
>have a gf
>won't watch neverending story with me
bitch
>watch movie with friends
>they aren't autistic and retarded
>one went to film school and communications (yes we give him shit)
>nobody says anything retarded during it
>we can have actual discussion afterwards about it
get better friends m8s
>>70051712
Fucking pleb cunt
>>70051564
>go to theaters opening night for PBMC2
>get hammered before hand
>only one couple in the theater aside from the 5 of us
>fade in an out, laughing in between 10 second long naps
>movie ends
>why were you so loud anon?
They were in Vegas and Ocean's 11 were the bad guys or something, right?
>friend shows me a movie
>haha this part is great
>haha now's the really great part
>haha wasn't that awesome
>that part was awesome right
>it was awesome when he did that right?
>>70051738
boring
When your old lady mother wants to watch Joy so you load it for her and she wants to tell you about all the bullshit gossip instead of watching it. I was suppose to be in a bar drinking today but this woman who birthed me wanted to watch Joy so I made it happen. I don't care that your old man neighbor doesn't pick up his trash sometimes. I hate j-law
>>70051738
Beggars can't be choosers
>>70051786
Only God knows.
>>70048341
>>70051466
Nobody gave you a (You) and the comment above and below got one.
That's not fair. Here's your (You).
Also Sin City is pleb as fuck and your friends were right.
>Watching Blade Runner with gf
>Tears in Rain speech
>Glace over at gf to see if she's moved by the profound majesty of the scene
>mfw bitch be texting
>gore moment in action movie
>idiot can't stop laughing at the scene
Oh wait thats me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9n96my-QzI
>>70041405
When TDKR came out one of the local theaters had a marathon of all the Nolan movies leading up to the midnight premiere. Me and some friends went and I asked this chick I was messing around with at time if she wanted to come with me.
>"Lol sure i love the batman movies"
God damn fucking bitch wouldn't stop trying to make out with me the whole night. I didn't mind it during Begins, it started to get annoying during TDK, especially since she only bothered to stop when the Joker was on screen. Then TDKR started and I straight up had to tell her that I came to a movie premiere so I could watch a movie, not make out with her. I dropped her the next week, good riddance.
>>70038665
Hueahueahueahuea.
I went to see Zootopia but Randy Orton was there and he RKO'd me when I gave his wife a dirty look and I woke up 36 hours later in a hospital.
>>70051912
texting a black dude
>watch movie with friends
>one guy pulls out bag of chips
>oh
>he rips it open violently
>oh boy
>he doesnt ask for a bowl or something
>oh boy here we go
>grabs in the bag every few seconds like it doesnt make a horrible noise everytime
>doesnt even try to make it more silent or to take out more chips per grab
>chews like an asshole
>>70050621
Me and my family would watch new episodes of Boardwalk Empire together the night they premiered. Maybe it just shows how fucked my family is but when they finally got to the one where Jimmy fucked his mom we were just laughing the whole time. Probably because we suspected it all along and we finally got what we were hoping for.
Can we agree that gfs are the worst people to watch movies with?
>using sex to get attention because she's bored when you're enjoying the movie
>interrupting viewing with stupid shit turning a movie into a process that takes days to complete
>using her phone while "watching" the movie
>starting conversations completely unrelated to the movie during the movie.
>shit taste
Seriously makes me consider going gay.
>>70052119
I'll take her off your hands
>>70047084
They probably posted about it on Reddit
>>70047341
This.
>>70052119
thats why you watch the movie after a good fucking
>>70038607
Don't you mean reddit?
>DUDE THE BEST SCENE'S COMING UP
>OH MAN, HERE IT COMES
>HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES
>OOOOH SHIT THERE IT IS
>DUDE I'M GOING TO REWIND IT
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
>>70052077
What a crunchry.
>>70052337
Yeah, I remember doing that when I was a kid.
>>70052156
Plan is to keep her around until i get my degree at the end of the year.I'll have time to get a new one so you can have her then.
>>70052246
Tried that. Same shit happens. All this does is lead to me tiring myself out that night and missing the window of free time between work, uni, hanging with other people, studying and shit. So now watching a simple movie becomes a big deal.
>>70052366
I still do it all the time. Fight me
>>70052392
>tiring myself out that night
I wont even try to brag over here. We are all getting older
>>70052337
>mfw my friend kept doing this during Civil War
ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD YOU HYPEBEAST.
>>70052475
Did he do it in a theatre?
fuck my younger brother, all the fucking time, every goddamn movie
>who's that?
>i don't know
>what's that
>i don't know man i'm watching this thing for the first time too i'm not all knowing
>who's that?
>i don't fucking know and even if i did i wouldn't fucking tell you do you want me to spoil the entire plot for you or something?
>why did he do that?
>because he's a dick! it establishes him as the antagonist, now you don't like him and will root for the goddamn hero to take him down! now shut up and just fucking watch it!
>who's that?
>FUCK
>>70052508
stop fucking him and maybe he wouldnt be so tense
>>70052503
Yeah, imagine having an asshole whisper
>oh shit watch this
>oh this nigga does some cool shit soon
>get ready this big goes off
>WASN'T THAT AWESOME?
Only thing i can give him credit for is he didn't spoil anything, but holy shit is that fucking painful to endure.
>watching something with friend casually
>they start talking when you know the best part of what you're watching is coming up
>have to feel like a dick for telling them to hang on
>they stop and watch the part
>they dont react how you did/expect them to
>we should have never watched this shit to begin with
>GF wants to watch some shlock
>Uses it just as a bait to suck my dick while i watch some 80's VHS tapes
Now i cant cum if i dont see VHS scanlines.
I stopped watching movies with women and also a significant portion of my male friends because of that exact reason. Have yet to find someone who shuts his gob when watching a film.
>I watch all 8 seasons of Dexter with him back to back over the course of 2 months
>He can't sit through more than 3 episodes of something I wanna watch before suggesting we watch something he wants to watch again
It's not fucking fair, he won't even give the shows I like a chance he just watches enough so he can say "that's cool let's watch something else". It's not even like the shows I watch are bad anyway, he's just super selfish when it comes to what we watch.
>>70039738
blood pressure rising
>>70052838
well fags are never happy
>>70038036
>Hey, anon, where have I seen that actor before?
I don't mind doing it while watching tv, but not in the fucking cinema.
>>70052838
Well if you're watching 8 seasons of something back to back, and he wants to change it after a couple episodes, then who really is the selfish one in your story?
It's you. :)
>>70052955
It was HIS idea to watch Dexter, he'd already seen it he wanted to show it to me.
>>70052867
We are apart from when we watch stuff together.
>>70053025
Oh geez. Shit. I was wrong. Sorry man. ALSO FUCK THAT SELFISH CUNT FAGGOT
>>70052838
>somebody wants to show me a show
>ok, cool. Im going to give this a chance
>show doesnt appeal to me at all after 3 episodes
>politely hint at not liking it
>still have to watch it every fucking time
>>70048341
I have a similar story
>live in big, liberal American city
>go see The Hateful Eight on Imax screen
>advanced screening so it's a packed house
>part comes early on where Kurt Russell backhands JJL
>gasps throughout theater then quiet
>through the quiet I'm the only one laughing
It was like I was the only person who had seen a Tarantino movie and understood it was supposed to be a comedy
>>70053075
did you butt fuck him or did he butt fuck you afterwards, you disgusting abomination of flesh and shit
>Watch got with gf
>Pause a lot to explain shit to her
>I like explaining that stuff so it's cool
ALTHOUGH
>She's a terrible movie talker
>I eventually told her how it runs me up the wall
>She's better about it now.
>>70053117
>>70053107
He's done this half a dozen times, it's not that he doesn't like the shows it's that he's selfish and only wants to watch what he wants.
>>70052629
I do this if i know the person keeps glancing at their phone. Im trying to get them to pay attention. They think they're cool enough to do both at once and still get the full impact...they're not
>>70053239
ill give you the full impact you cunt
>>70053193
well, you too.
and since he sits through 3 episodes of something hes doesnt want to watch he seems to make compromises just for you
Why am I giving a fag relationship advices?
>>70053300
No not me too I fucking sat through 8 seasons for him, 12 episodes per season at an hour long each.
I think I deserve one measly season of a show I like.
>>70053264
Here's your reply, hunny
>Watching film with Liberal family
>Whenever the film shows them an opinion they don't like (Or they think it's shilling for an opinion even when it clearly fucking isn't) they instantly trash the film
>HUR LEVIATHAN WAS BAD BECAUSE IT TOLD RUSSIANS NOT TO FIGHT THE GOVERNMENT AND LE EVIL PUTIN
>HUR BOYHOOD WAS ONLY POPULAR BECAUSE THE CHILD WAS A BOY IF IT WAS A GIRL NOBODY WOULD LIKE IT
>HUR THAT ACTOR DOESN'T LIKE OBAMA HE'S A HACK
Why is it so many modern liberals can't just enjoy movies for the content and themes?
I consider myself extremely right-wing but I still separate my political beliefs from 90% of the films I watch.
If you're going to hate a movie at least try and hate it for it's cinematic flaws not your political football team
Can liberals simply not do that?
>>70053396
thanks, really lifted my mood
>>70053107
>politely hint at not liking it
My best mate still insists i owe him 5 hours of my life because he watched 5 episodes of Mad Men based on my advice. This shit was 5 years ago and he still brings it up to this day.
>>70053462
>My best mate
oy did you nick his bollocks govnor?
>>70053462
What a pleb fag
>>70053403
most conservatives are pretty bad about that too senpai, i think you are just an exception.
i'm assuming you live in the US, with this coming election it's only going to get 10x worse. i don't even know if it's possible to have friends in the opposite political party in this country anymore everyone has lost their damn mind. I blame the SJW's they started this shit, with the if you aren't on my side about everything you are hitler bullshit, and now both sides are acting fucking retarded.(especially the SJWs though, who have co-opted the democrats)
>>70051912
>tfw broke up with my gf because she fell asleep during Blade Runner
I might be autistic but at least I have standards.
>new gf
>she says something about how all we do is makeout and have sex
>i like her so i try to make an effort to talk to her more and do other things
>she wants to watch a movie
>she shows me her options
>ask what Zathura is, remember commercials for it when it came out
>says its like Jumanji but sci-fi
>i fucking love Jumanji and sci-fi
>we put it on
>cuddling
>start making out a little bit during some boring part
>can hear something cool happening
>stop making out so i can see whats going on
>she asks if I'd rather just watch the movie
>remember that she was mad earlier that all we do is makeout
>tell her lets watch the movie, seems like its getting good
>i dont even remember the rest of this night
>she broke up with me a couple days later, said she just wasnt feeling it
>thats cool with me cause she was literally diagnosed bipolar and tried killing herself months earlier
>i still miss her cause she had great tits and an adorable face
>watch movie i plan to show to friends by myself for the first time
>show friends the movie
>they talk over it as usual, have a good time
>not even fazed by it because i show them mindless action drivel and have yet to show them something that is actually worth talking about
>>70053569
give your girlfriend my number she obviously has good taste. I'm convinced at this point you guys are memeing about blade runner. I tried to watch that shit 5 different times because everyone here insists it's so good, and the closest i got to finishing it was like 2/3's of the way through before i either fell asleep or turned it off.
It's an inside joke right? Has to be an inside /tv/ joke that i'm too dumb to get or something
>>70046945
REEEEEEEEEE
>>70053636
you just have shit taste, that's all
>>70053636
>blade runner is shit
You can't into atmosphere you fucking pleb, Blade Runner is entry level shit, if you can't endure that then I dont know what to say.
>>70053462
>friend asks about show
>give extreme lukewarm recommandation
>use phrases like "some scenes were good", "has potential", "at least kind of interesting", "not really a must-see"
>
>"WTF mate?! this was shit! you said it was GOAT"
>>70053676
I think you just tortured yourself by sitting through that movie and want everyone else to suffer too. that's what i think. blade runner is /tv/ initiation, see if you can sit through the most boring movie ever made.
and the thing is i love that type of genre, and harrison ford too
>>70053726
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>70053636
Yeas, everybody is on a inside joke for 35 years, you fucking faggot. As with any other acclaimed film, it's all pretending. Fucking pathetic shit plebs that don't stop falling over /tv/. Kill yourself
>>70039034
Extroverts/normies spend their entire lives running away from or attempting to cover up/remove anything resembling quiet introspection.
>>70038979
Oh my God, I do that. I won't do that anymore.
>>70047769
>he thinks 40 hours a week is considered work
Oh you sweet summer child.
>>70053779
>if you don't like every single thing i like you are a pleb
ok
>>70047894
It means mobile you mongol.
checking phones, putting legs on seats, and talking loud
>>70053726
>>70053756
>same friend asks for recs again
>>70053846
If you cant understand how and why people genuinely love Blade Runner you are either a pleb or simply autistic
>>70053846
That is far from what I said, but yes, you're a colossal pleb
I just ignore them. Never had a problem.
>>70051016
>czechoslovakian new era
Are you the guy who posted "Was he autistic?"
>>70053969
THE MAN IS DRY
>>70038036
>when you watch a movie with a wife and she starts talking how her friend Tracy at work is getting late every day... so you say:"Honey, we are watching a movie, can we talk about it after ?" ... so she is quiet for 5 minutes, but then she starts to yap about how her mother called so you respond:"Sweet y, im really into this movie, can we please talk about it when its finished?"
>so , she starts to do some dumb small chores around the house that involve her walking in front of television every 20 seconds(oh, and she likes to turn on the vacuum cleaner).
>You are still young and you have nerves of steel so you say:" Love, please, sit and watch a movie with me, relax, you will do these "chores" after the movie.
>so, she sits, watches another 5 minutes and again she starts to complain how neighbors are going to some place to vacation in Bocca Del Sol
> your bloodpresure rises, you know she does it on purpose, no one is so stupid, so you scream :"Shut the fuck up, you stupid, stupid cunt, cant you shut the fuck up for 30 minutes, is that so hard for you, you fucking bitch!!!"
>so, she starts to cry and yell:"YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE, YOU ARE HAVING AN AFFAIR, I KNEW IT..!! YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME..."
> YOU THROW YOUR EXPENSIVE REMOTE IN YOUR NEW ,EXPENSIVE CURVED "127 UHD 3D TV, you throw and break stuff you bought(PS4, PC,Projector,7.1 surround ) around, yelling, but somehow you end up in bed with her and after an 2 minutes long sex first thing she says is:" Why dont you take me to Bocca Del Sol, we never go anywhere?"
>you can >>>reddit it all you want, but this shit happend, to me, im single now, i live in small condo, have a nice mancave and will never, ever make a mistake of having a wife/gf or anyhting..
>also, WTF is responsibility , for WHAT, RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT? IM RESPONSIBLE, I BRING MONEY, I GIVE A SHIT , WHAT FUCKING RESPONSIBILITY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!
>Oh, and movie was Nightcrawler
>>70053403
>>70053542
Passionate ideologues are incurious by nature and have no time for obstructive details. Most people define themselves based on their cultural/political beliefs (because they lack anima or any sense of self) so anything that challenges those beliefs is a direct attack on who they are as a person. It's not just movies that get people's panties in a bunch when they bring up politics, it's anything and everything that doesn't agree with them.
>Watching LoTR TT with friend
>Gets to the scene where Theoden and Gandalf talk at Theodred's grave.
>skips it because it's "boring"
FUCKING WHY
I hate it when I'm watching something and my browins one for da land.
>show one of my favorite movies to a friend
>friend needs to take a piss break
>pause it
>he leaves and returns
>"uh anon, what do you feel like doing?"
>>70054198
>its alelbronthread
>>70038036
>two people
>"you all"
Are all Americans this illiterate or is it just niggers?
>>70049820
my friend tried doing this with Twin Peaks. He finished season 1 and was likeoh it's predictable as fuck. They used Leo as a red herring but he's actually the killer so it's like a double cross. Not a surprise at all
Then he found out the real killer and called it stupid because he was wrong
>>70041799
>missing out on the goose for shit breakfast
unlucky friend
>>70038036
Quip.
Seriously, fucking stop it. You're not funny, you're just making an ass out of yourself.
>plan to watch a sequel with friends
>we all know what movie we're going to watch hours before we actually watch it
>no conversation about the film beforehand
>film starts
>"who's that again? what did he do? are they friends now or no?"
>>70052838
>>70053025
he should blow you for sitting through all eight seasons of that shit
>>70047769
>40 hr work week
>exhausting
Pfffft, Fuck outta here. We do that in 3 days out here in the Bakken, bubba.
>>70054705
>Bakken
the danish amusement park?
>>70049546
rekt
>>70054068
I hope you killed her. Did you kill her? You should have killed her.
>>70054369
It's the south.
>>70038036
why does this shitty twitter repost bullshit thread HAVE OVER 230 REPLIES WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU RETARDS
>>70054369
because English lacks a clear destinction between you and you
>>70054564
>watching Nightcrawler with gf
>every time JG does something creepy or depraved she gasps or hides her face
>keeps asking when someone's going to stop the main character
>audibly yells "WHAT THE FUCK" whenthe assistant dies
>after the movie ends she goes on for hours talking about how much she hated the movie and it was terrible
>she doesn't like it because there wasn't a happy ending
Is Nightcrawler the prime anti-gf movie? I've talked to a couple of friends that had similar experiences. It's like women can't separate themselves empathetically and need a disney tier happy ending in every film
>>70053600
>she says something about how all we do is makeout and have sex
This is code for "spend more money on me".
>>70052337
Sometimes I do this when my ADHD friends miss out on the best parts of the movie because they themselves can't shut the fuck up.
>>70048341
>go see nwa
>pretty packed theater
>white cop calls ice cube a "neegar"
>immediately cackle
>realize I probably shouldn't have as no one else is laughing
>silence
>two seconds later hear a single super low HEEH HEEH HEEH
>immediately start giggling again
>me and this random other dude somewhere behind me are the only two cracking up at ice cube and company getting slammed on cops cars and being mistreated
>>70056114
No, afaik my gf liked it, as did I. We have kinda similar tastes in movies, so that's good i guess.
>>70038104
Hello Norman
>watch Whiplash with gf
>movie ends
>says she doesnt like it
>asks why
>"Because we dont have to like the same things."
>>70056200
Bought that girl multiple dinners she barely touched. Nothing less attractive than a woman who doesn't eat
>Watching movie with friends
>Opening scene.
>"Who's this guy?"
>"Who are they?"
>"Why are they fighting?"
>"Whats going on here?"
WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I WASN'T HERE? WOULD YOU BE LIKE THIS IN THE CINEMA?
What I hate most is when they start masturbating even though there's nothing sexy or remotely sexual on the screen.
And they act like you don't see it.
Fucking awkward.
>>70056114
>a couple of my friends experienced the same thing
>ALL WOMEN NEED HAPPY ENDINGS
Chances are most men would react the same way. I know of very few men and very few women with gud taste in cinema. More women than men, actually.
>>70047540
This is the reason why I can't watch shows or movies with subtitles in a different language, when I understand both the spoken dialogue and the subs.
Because I'll be judging the translation the whole fucking time and it drives me nuts.
>>70058047
what who does this
>watching a show
>the latest season
>borther who never showed an interest keeps asking me questions about the story
>tell him to watch the show
>no I dont care about that
>>70051281
I'm convinced people that do this aren't actually human anymore.
>>70058112My girlfriend.
>>70058074
>I know of very few men and very few women with gud taste in cinema. More women than men, actually.
>more women have good taste
jesus christ
this is either bait, you are a roastie, or you have shit taste, to the point I think you might actually be a woman trapped in a man's body. This might be the only case where a sex change is in order, you sad faggot
>>70058167
They're the teenage-young adult norm
>>70058167
>I'm convinced people that do this aren't actually human anymore.
Not sure about during, but definitely not after I stomped their skulls to a pulp and fucked it with my asshole.
