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>people thought it would be good
JUST
>/v/edditer kept reposting the same image of Warcraft with a fresh RT score
>actual reviews start coming out
>it's rotten now
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT REVIEWS YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'M GONNA LIKE IT
>bruh look at this dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
It will compared to Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King.
>>69995630
What people?
>5 reviews
and that's only 20 points away from fresh. not that i care about this movie
Why is /tv/ always wrong?
literally too real for these plebs
realer than real life even
>>69995768
/v/eddit
>>69995782
>/tv/ is always wrong
>tfw ghostbusters is going to be a hit
Fuck Kotaku. Give this shit some love.
Doesn't matter, as someone who has wasted years worth of money on WoW and Blizzard, I'll still probably see this movie more than once and buy the soundtrack. I'm too far gone to care about reviews.
>>69995614
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oUhezul-b0
>>69995830
4channers
>>69995875
It's already confirmed kino
>>69995743
I love this meme, here have a (You)
>Post-2006 Blizzard
>In charge of making ANYTHING that isn't complete shit
K E K
E
K
Fuck this shit company. Hopefully this does to them what Spirits Within did to Square. They went to shit and should have died a long time ago. They're being propped up by Activision, but they don't deserve the borrowed time that they've been living on
>The final product brings to mind those animated advertisements for iPhone app games.
BWAHAHAHAHA
>tfw Travis Fimmel is one of your favorite actors
I hope this doesn't hurt his career. The guy is incredible on Vikings.
>>69995830
/v/eddit was the one shitting on it and hoping it would fail. Any reasonable person saw this getting about a 5-6/10.
>>69995743
Are there more of these, other than "DAWN OF JUST"?
>>69996252
I think now days most people dont affiliate bad movies with the cast, only the director or company
Duncan Jones was honestly an odd director to go with; was he the only one willing to touch it or something?
>>69996318
You'd think there would be an X-Men: Apocalypse one.
>>69996600
He was the only one who said "yes" to everything Metzen wanted in the movie. And look where that got us.
Nice. This is going to fucking tank Blizzard. Bet David Bowie is real proud of his faggot son now.
Karma for shitting on Tolkien.
>>69996666
Thanks Satan for confirming this is shit.
Trips/Quads never lie
Something tells me the score is going to drop to Ratchet and Clank levels of bad.
>>69996666
I can't believe he shit on Tolkien. No one does that. The man is considered a god by all fantasy authors. Duncan is a cuck.
>>69996666
>Karma for shitting on Tolkien
What did they say about Tolkien's epic work?
what do I tell my barber if I want this kind of hairstyle?
>>69995743
>elves have different races
Jesus fuck.
>>69996813
The interviewer was asking him questions about adapting WoW and Duncan said it was super progressive which is fine and all then he went ahead and said this.
>Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
I mean come on.
>>69996154
Of course an iphone buying nu-internet faggot would compare WARCRAFT to fucking Clash of Clans. I'm not even interested in the movie, but it's obvious how all fucking critics must fucking hang. I'm sure neo-4chan would disagree through 13 layers of sarcasm and irony like the generation z faggots they are though.
>>69996975
Wow he can go get fucked
>>69997024
tbf the fight scenes do look like the shitty cgi battles that you see in their commercials
>>69995743
Perfect, just perfect.
>>69995743
>elves have different races
>>69996814
>give me the Duncan
>>69996975
unnecessary comment but it's not like he's going ad hominem on Tolkien
>>69996309
Look at the fucking trailer.
It's so bad.
>>69996975
>It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
>>69996975
>Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
Yeah, it's going to be garbage instead.
>>69997453
i guess the only thing fans are going to be served is Duncan Donuts
>>69997921
CARLOS
>>69995614
MEMES
>>69996975
>dismissing someone who lived through the shrapnel, tear-gas filled nightmare fuel that was trench warfare because he was white
motherfucker deserves his shitty RT score
Leave Warcraft-kino to me.
>>69995743
this shit never gets old to be quite honest with you family.
>>69996975
>Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
Aaaand dropped.
Isn't this kinda too premature too judge?
i dont see movies that have a <60% RT score unless its very specific to my shit tastes
this might be the third summer movie ive skipped on after bvs and apocalypse
>>69996975
source?
>>69996975
>talking shit about surviving WWI
Seriously? The fuck does that even accomplish other than making you look a massive twat?
Based China will save it.
>>69999118
http://time.com/3954154/duncan-jones-warcraft-movie-female-characters/
also check out the reddit thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/4ecqd1/duncan_jones_warcraft_movie_onset_interview/
>>69999590
> redditors are defending the quote
wow no wonder the movie will be shit.
>>69995614
>one more rotten than fresh
>Hurr it's over
>>70000392
its at like 29 on metacritic
>>69996666
Fuck Blizzard
>>70000521
>4 reviews
It's over, Warcraft is finished
>>69996975
Why is it cool nowadays to drop the White-card? I mean what the fuck does Tolkien being white have to do with his ability to write?
>>70000656
Basically, these people think progressivism is more important than quality
They're wrong, and their shitty all inclusive movies won't be remembered near as fondly as all the "outdated" and "bigoted" stories.
>>69999519
it will bomb
>>69996318
http://youtu.be/Pq3jIlDc6Sg
>>69995614
>already prepared myself mentally to buy a ticket to get the transmog although wasnt going to actually watch the movie
>find out blizz is giving the transmog away from free just for logging on
pleasant surprise
>>70000813
IKR? The fucking shield and sword combo is god tier
>check the horde rewards
>mfw
>>69995745
>It will compared to Uwe Boll's In the Name of the King.
rude.
it'll be more like the dungeons and dragons movie with a dash of robert carlyle's embarrassment from eragon from the entire cast, especially fimmel
>>69995614
ITS OBER
>>70001068
He wasn't wrong. The summer blockbuster turned cinema into a fucking circus.
>>70000886
So the question is if the Jeremy Irons of Warcraft will be the only good part because he chewing scenery for the hell of it, or because he was the only one who could act his way out of a paper bag.
>>70001068
he admits that star wars is a massive success right in that quote you numbskull. i feel like you thought it was a quote trash talking star wars before it became big
also...what you think this wow movie is going to be as big as star wars or something?
>>70001068
>>70001160
mother fucken agreed.
inb4 muh blockbuster. muh marvel
>>69996666
Indeed, karma is a bitch.
>>70001224
>he
>>69996975
>vidya kino is dead on arrival
>David Bowie's son is Nu-male SJW
>trashes Tolkien for being white
It's all ogre now.
>>70000813
>High Elves are multi-ethnic
So this it. Time to die.
Now I hope it tanks bad just so these people don't get a chance to cast a black chick as Alleria or Sylavnas.
>>69995743
>dat 29
Can't believe he disrespected Tolkien aka the man who is pretty much the father of modern fantasy.
>HE'S A WHITE MALE
I don't even like /pol/ memes but Duncan Jones is literally Carl the cuck.
>http://time.com/3954154/duncan-jones-warcraft-movie-female-characters/
>So you feel you don’t have the same problems you would face in adapting something like Tolkien?
>Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
>>70001751
>WHITE MALE
I literally don't think that's what he meant. I mean yeah, fuck him for dissing Tolkein like that, but I feel like "old white man" is just a common descriptor that's existed long before the SJW movement. I think you guys are getting triggered over nothing here.
>Only one actual negative review
>The other two consist of Garona isn't le strong woymn enough and its not like WoW
>One of them even brings out WoW Sub numbers into a discussion about a movie based on Warcraft 1
I don't think this is gonna be good by any means, but we should probably wait a bit before trashing it this hard, these reviews are hilariously awful.
>>69999519
Not really, studios only take a small cut from China and many other countries.
>>70001850
i was thinking that 40% was too high and figured they would decrease once more reviews came out
>>70001850
>The other two consist of Garona isn't le strong woymn enough and its not like WoW
It's not even that. They just say she is terribly acted which isn't surprising just look at her fake teeth and who they cast. In fact the only half decent actors they got were Ben Foster who apparently sucks and based Clancy Brown. The cast seemed to have done a terrible job.
>>70001913
Like, I said, wait and see. Even if it does decrease. the reviews will be of better quality. These reviews right now are just bad, all of them, good and bad.
>>69996861
why is this bad?
>>70002109
WE WUZ WAZ ELVES 'N SHIT
>>70002280
asians are the most appropriate to play elves. white people look gross in general.
>>70002395
t. slanty eyed gook
>>69995614
>Bloodhammer McOrcington
What the actual fuck? what is that a reference too? I can't find anything from the game...
>>69995614
Since when do we give a fuck about american movie reviews.
In america no movie gets a good review if its not an marvel movie. so who cares about the shitty reviews.
>>70002395
No. There are best for orcs. Tolkien based them off of greasy Mongols.
1st review
>orcs shouldnt be green and have fangs
>wow subs are so low its a deading game guys
>GoT is deeper than all of the warcraft source material
>mages should all be fun
review 2
>Those two species wind up side-by-side when the Orc wizard Gul’dan
Im sorry but this greatly triggers the fuck out of me.
>Lady Taria’s brother Anduin Lothar (Travis Fimmel, “Maggie’s Plan”)
why didn't it just say Vikings? surely Vikings is bigger/more well known (this isnt a negative thing about the review its just a "why")
>the Jedi … or rather, the Kirin Tor,
thats a pretty cheap shot.
>“Warcraft” promises, or threatens, sequels, but then so did “Super Mario Bros.” And come to think of it, if forced to watch either of these video-game movies a second time, I’d probably vote for the plumbers.
well i tip my hat to this guy because if he had put that at the start i would of just stopped reading.
some of these were fair criticisms others were just unfair.
Honestly i really do feel everyone just wanted a GoT movie or a LOTR 2. they were always brought up in the reviews.
my autistic side is still going off about people calling guldan a wizard and medivh a magician.
really my expectations of this is they tried to pander to normies and so discounted both the warcraft fans and the normal populates resulting is a movie neither will like
>>70002461
mad as fuck
>>70002568
G-guys I'm hating on that nerd shit Warcraft am I.. am I-I cool?
>>70002496
He's probably referring to some scene between Durotan and Grom Hellscream.
>5 reviews
>Shittaku matters
I know /tv/ is autistic shithole fueled by hate and desire for things to fail but come on
>>70002496
He's making fun of Orgrim Doomhammer's name.
See, this is what GoT did to the fantasy genre. You are not allowed to do an epic, fairytale adventure these days. No, you must be grimdark, gritty, and you must shoehorn political ideology into it.
>>70002568
>the Jedi … or rather, the Kirin Tor
how are these people employed?
>>70002794
if it was even remotely defensible they'd have made sure only their shills saw it. the first reviews being bad means they haven't even bothered doing that which means the later reviews are going to be the same and they are relying entirely on blizzdrones.
Do you know why there aren't fresh reviews? Because it's a movie that alarm people on the dangers of mass immigration and the race-mixing, so the overlords don't want that you are going to watch this movie that could wakes up some soul. SJWs rules Hollywood and all the critics are on their payroll. Whenever you listen to a critic's opinion you let SJWs and lefties whisper in your ears. Movie is great and it has the right values that we need, wake up, this is better than any Marvel shlock that got 90% approval
>No top critics
>First few """""critics""""" compare it to GoT and other nu-male shit
>>69996975
I haven't even recover from what he said yet and I don't feel ready to talk about it.
>>70001893
You realize Legendary Pictures is owned by China now, right?
>tfw still going to go and see it
Anyone saying it will bomb is delusional. Every fucking person that has played WoW will go and see it. Honestly I dont think it looks that great, but I'll go and see it.
>>70003262
Karlsson, snälla
>>70003262
But it's not based on WoW. It's based on Warcraft 1
>>70003289
I know, my dear autist, but that is still the people that will go and see it.
im actually asian and I dont want to see asian elf
but wasnt warcraft elf supposed to be asian?
their building architecture looked like some amalgamation of Japanese and other cultures and also uses katanalike weeb weapons and they had faggoty pseudo asianish philosophy as well
Overwatch movie will redeem vidyakino.
Still the King
>>69995743
>that cut to the metacritic score
Cracked up tbqh
>>70004071
I can't believe some of the plebs around here thought this shit was going to be better than LOTR.
>>70003262
tfw i already bought my tickets and taking all of my nieces to watch with me so im not alone
>>70004290
>tfw this image doesn't nearly have enough panes to cover FOTR's beauty
b-b-but /tv/ told me it would be good...the dawn of vidyakino... h-h-how....?
If critics are bitching that it isn't """""""""""""""""""""""fun"""""""""""""""" you know it will actually be a good movie.
>>70004071
Literally a white male.
BAKA DESU SENPAI
>>69995614
Warcraft will be so shitty it will spark the re-evaluation of the Hobbit trilogy into a classic.
>>70004432
Like BvS amirite? DCucks on suicide watch lel
>>70004480
Good movies aren't supposed to be enjoyable. It's supposed to be painful and a chore to get through because of its inherent importance.
You know what is sad? The lack of fantasy shit. I would kill to have a trilogy of films based on the First Law Trilogy.
>>70004530
more like incoherent
>>70000813
>elves have races just like humans
IS NOTHING SACRED?
>>70004561
first law is trash and abercrombie is a hack writer
>>70004561
Bruh, I thought I was the only one who loved that shit
>>69996975
Is this the one?
>2 of 5 liked it
It can still be good...
That is a really small sample
>>70004622
>le white privilege
>when talking about fucking WW1
Yeah, that Tolkien sure was a lucky and privileged guy to be a part of that war?
>>70004651
40% from a movie that people went in there just to hate it isn't bad, literally the gay reviewer gave 4/5 to Dragonball Evolution so he isn't someone who should be taken seriously.
>>70004578
>Orcs are cgi
>Dwarfs are cgi
>Draenei are cgi
>Elves are not
Big mistake desu. Should've gone all out in making the High Elves look different from humans.
Same applies to Night Elves if they ever get to them.
>>69995743
> People thought a movie based on a 10+ year old game would be relevant
> People thought video game movies will ever be good
>>70000813
Uh, aren't High Elves and Night Elves two difference races of Elf already?
>>70004687
Liberals don't have to worry. By the pace they're going we're gonna have a world war 3 for ideologies.
You know what they say,
"If it's Marx, shoot it and laughrx!"
>>70004748
BUT THAT ISN'T ASIAN AND REAL LIFE ASIAN PEOPLE WON'T SEE THE MOVIE UNLESS WE HAVE SOME SLANTY EYE ELVES I MEAN- EQUAL REPRESENTATION PS CHINA GIVE US MONEY PLZ
Not very emotionally invested in this movie, but reserving judgement until we get to 50 reviews, rather than 5.
> "Hollywood's habit of turning hit videogames into unwatchable movies continues unabated."
> "The studio could be looking at one of the biggest duds of the summer."
http://variety.com/2016/film/reviews/warcraft-film-review-world-of-warcraft-movie-1201780459/
>this thread
/v/ on suicide watch
>>70004748
Yes. High Elves and Nightborne are derived from Night Elves which came from trolls.
>>70004830
>implying /v/ plays WoW
>>70004830
>implying that /v/ didn't want this movie to fail more than anyone because of Blizzard
>>70004830
>people like Acti-Blizz
>2016
HAAH
WAAW
>>70004746
>10+ years old game
More like 22 years old.
>>70004788
But anon, Gul'dan is played by a Chinese man.
>the most evil Orc in history is Asian
>>69995743
kek
>>70004829
>" It shouldn’t take a mage to foresee that this pricey and preposterous adaptation of an online gaming phenomenon was preordained for artistic mediocrity."
Was it really too hard for him to google the fact that it's based on a strategy game from 1996 and not WoW?
>>70004900
>>70004889
>>70004885
/v/tards detected. get the fuck out
>>70002878
See, I'd agree with you if half of WC III's storyline was about all the human kingdoms uniting to face a threat to their existance. There was SUPPOSED to be politics and intrigue.
>>69995614
A broken clock, etc.
>>69995614
DELETE THIS
>>70005034
Er, WC I's*. I'm getting rusty.
>>70004748
Night elves are the original elven race, descendant of trolls. Highborne were the elite social class of night elves. High elves are Highborne night elves that sailed across the ocean to the eastern kingdoms and their distance from elven magic made them pale and shrunken. Blood elves are a faction of high elves that are addicted to fel magic. Naga were also highborne but they got corrupted or some shit and turned into sea monkeys.
>>69995782
so it's good?
>>70002496
It's a normie trying to act funny. The character he thought of was probably Grom.
>>70004748
Yes
High Elves are a sub-species of Elves derived from Night Elves.
Also Elves are evolved Trolls which means they share absolutely nothing with humans who came from completely different beings.
Fuck, multi-ethnic Elves is stupid. They should've used their cgi to actually create unique looking Elves instead of glueing giant eyebrows on human actors. They get so much creative freedom and could've actually tried doing something interesting with the High Elves but nope, lets just glue some fake eyebrows and ears unto our actors.
Anyone else fap to this failing?
>>70002568
>orcs shouldnt be green and have fangs
>the Jedi … or rather, the Kirin Tor,
This is the present state of movie journalism, everybody.
>>70005177
> Supergirl
> /pol/ on suicide watch after finale
>>70005177
really want to know what its like if she sat on my face
>>70003086
>>70003100
Easier than that.
1. Not Disney.
2. Not enough black people.
3. Too reliant of the previous knowledge of the franchise.
The critics were never going to love it.
>The “Warcraft” games — which have radically declined in popularity from a high of 12 million regular users in 2010 to a recent low of close to 5 million (so low the company behind it no longer releases subscriber counts to the public)
HAHAHAHA is this true? Wow so many people must have gotten bored of wow
>>70003289
Even better.
>>69995782
>Why is /tv/ always wrong?
118
>>70004748
Heck, Night Elves are already very much inspired by Korean culture, should have waited to cast them as Asians.
JUST
Why does EU get the Warcraft film earlier than us?
Its an american movie.
For an american game.
From an american game studio and company
What?
>>70005260
Wouldn't you also get bored after 13 years of the same game?
>>70005318
No wonder Americans are obsessed with cuckoldry.
>>70005308
what the fuck
>>70005318
To attract Americans to torrent it meaning less sales.
GENIUS
I really wanted it to be good, simply because we haven't had any fun fantasy films since Lord of the fucking Rings.
>>69996975
>shitting on trench warfare survivors
>shitting on one of the most influential fantasy writers in history
>all because he was white
Fuck this nu-male infestation, we need to eradicate all of them.
>>69995743
>elves with different races
>races that are just human races
>except elf
So it turns out Duncan is a dipshit after all.
>>70005385
It probably is. Duncan Jones should have just made an original fantasy film because half the hate the movie gets is from the name alone and it's association with the MMO.
>>69995614
This lady says it's good.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/a-yellow-bird-cannes-review-896627
>>70005367
He'll be fine
>>70004290
Why did the Hobbit trilogy have to be so shit?
>>70005450
because it was a trilogy and not one film
>>70005385
Watch this movie instead
>>70005407
Honestly though, I sincerely hope that this is just a temporal solution.
Most likely we only ever see this Elf in the background.
So maybe if there's a second movie based on WC2 or whatever which features Elves more prominently they'll rethink this and just cgi them like they already do with Orcs, Draenei and Dwarfs.
>>69995614
Fuck. First his dad, then this.
>>69995614
ahh sweet tears.
Does a film have to be made by marvel/Disney now to not get shit on by critics?
>>70005535
>Alonso Duralde
>trusting a beaners opinion
>>70005481
Look the movie probably isin't great but its not a fucking 10 like what an abuse of the rating system.
>>70005599
I think you misquoted there senpai.
>>70005308
But aren't we all ONE race, the HUMAN race???
>>69995743
kek
>>70005535
just
>>70005429
literally meme director
>>69995743
That fucking video.
>>70005308
wow that is beyond stupid top kek what a disaster
>>69997992
is that hannah harper as an elf?
muh dick
>>69995614
shouldn't it be 75% becuase of 2 over 3?
>>70004746
this.
gamefags BTFO
JUST
>>70005327
I see you're not a fan of Morrowind.
>fucking hacks trying too hard to act witty on their shitty reviews to cover up their complete lack of backround knowledge and lack of objective comparisons.
Oh wow guys its almost like modern film journalism is fucking cancer and 99% of film critics are fucking retarded.
Who wouldve guessed!?¿
On a side note, even if they were being completely fair and had good ideas of what they were talking about, i doubt this movie wouldve done well.
>>70005427
Nice review actually.
Made me a bit more optimistic.
>>69997024
i can smell you neckbeard stench through this post
>>69995614
Eh, still better than BvS.
>>69995614
When has a video game movie in the past ever been good?
>>70006132
Mortal Kombat ?
>>70006155
its the outlier, not the norm. And I saw that movie when I was 12 years old. Not sure if an adult would like it.
>>70006076
SPOILERS
>>70006155
It's really not good but it was fun when you're a kid
>>70006090
im excited for what /tv/'s epic contrarians will cook up now, they did a pretty good job with BvS, a very enjoyable performance, vidyakino threads are going to double in a month
>it's the /v/ migrants and MMO Champion rejects don' understand that early reviews are clickbaits episode
New Xmen had like 20% at launch, now it's praised.
>>70006232
Oh shit sorry, my bad.
Post deleted to save people from future spoilers.
>>70006090
HAHAHA you think this heartless movie with no known actors is better than Affleck's kino?
>>70006263
It didnt save me ;_;
>>70005599
Alonso's review is outright garbage desu.
The other two negative reviews are much written.
>>70006155
Please stop this meme. Mortal Kombat is fucking shit. It's "good" in the same way Batman and Robin is.
>>70006259
38% it had
Really amazing film
>>70006312
I'm so sorry senpai.
>>70005299
>pretentious /lit/fags are behind this
Why am I not surprised.
>>70006342
Is wow set like many years after this one?
>>70006385
Three decades at least.
>>70005260
I mean.
Blizz killed it and raped and kicked around its corpse then pissed and spat on it, and finally put it in an MLP Coffin then burnt it.
You cant get tired of WoW when the WoW that was popular literally does not exist.
Just film reviewers doing a blanket google search of Warcraft games, found WoW, then assumed that would be a good mention in his gay article cause why the fuck not.
I really wanted Warcraft to be good and probably will still see it.
Now people shit on Duncan Jones, but I thought that his previous movies were good. Also I remember an interview in which he was really confident that the movie isn't crap.
So far the reviewers made me go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE because they don't get that it's "Warcraft" and not "World of Warcraft".
I was underwhelmed with the trailers and I think that Warcraft isn't the best for adaptation because of how goofy the art style has to be. But MAYBE it is still a fine or fun flick.
>>69995614
These early reviews were written by some sketchy guys, they all liked Jupiter Ascending and Dragon Ball Evolution. Sounds like some low-tier trolling to me.
>>70006472
Was it 2004 when WoW was made? I never played it, but I remember the absolute mania the world had about it circa 2006 or 2007
Also it's still impressive lifecycle for this product. It's a game that monopolized it's genre, even if it went to shit like everything does it's an achievement
>>69997024
>I'm not even interested in the movie
>Posts in a thread about the movie
ok pal
>>70006507
>So far the reviewers made me go REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE because they don't get that it's "Warcraft" and not "World of Warcraft".
No, Duncan Jones didn't get that. If you want to tell Warcraft 1 you don't need to go so high fantasy. Just do stormwind vs orc horde. Don't need gryphons, don't need floating dalaran, don't need shitty cgi dwarves and thousands of references and easter eggs for WoW hamplanets to jump up and down and clap at.
Just keep it simple, get them hooked, then you can do whatever stupid shit you want
>>69996975
>spent his entire life towards literature, being a fucking professor, writes the fantasy series for fun, learns tons of languages and creates his own for his books
>2016
>oh my god guys he was a white old man!
This will never not piss me off. This fucker had more talent in his toes than this joker will have in his lifetime
>>69996975
>One of the most important fantasy writers isn't important anymore because he was white
>Having this much white guilt when you're the son of a rich white guy
Pretty embarrassing.
>>70006132
Prince of Persia maybe. ""Maybe""
>>70006132
The only ones that are "good" are just fun B-movies, like Mortal Kombat.
>>70006197
>its the outlier, not the norm
Not his fucking question though, he asked for a good one, MK is good. Cunt.
>>69996975
Eh, am I the only just viewing this as Duncan meaning that there is more depth and seriousness to Tolkien?
Warcraft is just fun and fantasy with really no "message". Stop being so triggered, faggots
>>70006957
>Dances with Orcs has no message
this was debunked months ago, end this meme and then yourself
>>70006957
no. the full quote clearly indicates that hes talking about diversity and welcoming women into a fantasy setting
>>70006132
Zelda could be a good movie. Or Chronotrigger.
Adaptions of those would never happen, though.
>>70001751
>Duncan is also a white male.
>His father is also a white male.
>He comes from a family of billions.
>Shits on WW1 vet who is the father of modern fantasy.
Why couldn't he have died instead.
>>69996975
The wrong Bowie died.
>>70005278
Add black and asian elves, bigot.
>>70007089
did he even play the game himself? literally every girl i met on wow was either only pretending to be one or fishing for attention from male guild members. wow was not more welcoming to girls than any other game
>>70007153
>Zelda could be a good movie
Nintendo would insist on being involved, thus making the movie shit for the opposite reason of Super Mario Bros.
/v/ BTFO
>>69995743
>dat cut to the 29 score
>>70007207
>post yfw they get to WC3
>Sylvanas is played by a black chick in a blonde whig with glowing blue eyes
>>70007579
I'd love that. Nothing worse than a boring and dull bad movie, but a proper disaster - that can be good fun.
>>70007579
>Black Jaina Proudmoore.
No. Don't you dare.
>>70007656
>trans black jaina proudmore
>>70007211
i played on nostalrius and was reminded of how fucking awful its having grills in your guild
i mean its not their fault but they have the guild leader and officers orbiting them and got loot and raidspots for simply being female
>>70005535
>TheWrap
am I supposed to have heard of this?
>>70007656
If they ever get to show her on screen you know she'll be ruined one way or another.
They'll just turn her into a generic empowered woman who needs no man stereotype while simultaneously cutting all the bit that made Jaina likeable.
I JUST WANTED TO PLAY BLIZZARD'S GAMES I DIDN'T WANT TO WATCH A SHITTY MOVIE
IF THIS BANKRUPTS THEM I SWEAR TO GOD
>>70007861
How is a movie that will break 1 billion bankrupt them?
>>70007719
>>70007656
I got something even worse:Jennifer Lawrence as Jaina Proudmoore
>>70007861
Overwatch will make them money
>>70007861
>he fell for the Blizzard are dying because WoW is diminishing meme
>>70003289
>stormwind layout
>brown orcs
>kirin tor
>murlocs
>kobolds
>durotan WoD design
>gul'dan WoD design
>grom hellscream WoD design
B-BUT IT'S BASED PURELY OFF WC1!!!! WOWSHIT DIDN'T INFLUENCE THE MOVIE AT ALL!!!!!!
>>70007861
their games have been garbage for nearly 10 years
overshit will be dead within months
>>70007617
AYYYY HOLE UP *smacks lips together* SO YOU BE SAYAN *adjusts baggy pants* SO YOU BE SAYN WE SOME SORTA *aggresively adjusts cock* WE SOME SORTA *throws joint away* WE SOME SORTA FORSAKEN?
>>69995614
GEOFF BERKSHIRE
> Guy that gives Walking Dead Episodes 100%
JOHN HAZELTON
> Guy that gives Star Wars EP III a 80%
ALONSO DURALDE
> Guy that gives Kong Fu Panda a 87%
What a fucking shitty taste, and you guys eat those rates like the critics even have good taste
>mfw they told me it would be different than the previous 99 vidyashit flops
>>70007984
>tfw no Kilrogg and Cho'gall screwing up the first assault on Stormwind
these are the people that rated captain america and other marvel garbage at like 9/10
you guys actually take these reviews seriously?
>>69995743
this guy laughs like a quilboar death sound
>>69995743
kek
>>69995743
>asian elves
>elves have difference races
yeah like high elf, night elf
is this a FUCKING joke?
>>70000813
WHAT WHERE THEY THINK ING
>>70008113
But those were great films
>>70000813
>>70001372
>>70004578
>>70004748
>>70008285
IT'S A FUCKING FAKE TWEET REEEEEEE
THIS WEBSITE IS SO FUCKING SHIT
enjoy having your capeshit for another 20 years you fucking retards
>>70008307
If you have shit taste, yeah sure.
>>70008232
It isn't. It's happening right in front of your eyes
>>70005308
Blood Elves descend for the Night Elves who had a sprawling empire spanning an entire supercontinent. The idea of them having a range of sub-races within the highborne/kal'dorei isn't too absurd.
>>69995614
Some of the blurbs are pretty insensitive
>I'm all for fantasy tearing away from the recent morose influences; in theory a film this colourful would have been a breath of fresh air. But it would need to be directed by Zowie, not Duncan the Dull.
>3 rotten reviews out of 5
>one of the fresh ones starts with "A flawed but likable adventure"
vidyashit is dead. bury it.
>>70008333
>its not fake
>you made me search for the link
fuck you
https://twitter.com/ManMadeMoon/status/734776193514414080?s=09
>>70008494
>5 reviews
>claiming time of death
>>70007977
What the fuck is even making them all that money? People buying Hearthstone cards?
>>70008681
>WoW
>Hearthstone
>Overwatch was just released
gee i wonder what is making them money
>>70008681
Starcraft, Heroes of the Storm, Diablo, Overwatch. Add to that the millions of people still playing WoW
>>70008565
the vidyashit genre is this corpse that twitches its muscles every once in a while, with people wondering why it hasn't officially died yet
>>70008750
>Heroes of the Storm
top jej
>>70008750
oh and I'm pretty sure Starcraft is deader than my grandma's mom
hearthstone kino when?
>>70008750
>Make money
>From Starcraft
>in [current year]
top kek
>>70008113
say what you want about critics, but their opinions are more objective than circular arguments like "i like it because its good"
>>70009026
>objective
Let me quote myself from another thread:
To be honest, I think they should have made a StarCraft movie if they really wanted to make a movie. It could be this 80s movie with rubber and animatronic monsters, cheesy one liners, Evil Dead like gore. Just read Liberty's crusade and you'll know what I'm talking about. Like the launch trailer of Wings of Liberty: make a movie which is so bad that it's good.
I get the feeling that they are going with the full serious business attitude into the Warcraft movie which they have picked up recently, and it'll just end up comical in a bad way. It is clear they want to do that since they are trying to compare the Warcraft story to Tolkien's work. Warcraft 1's story is just about the brutal, heavy metal and dumb orcs against the gay humans. It would be better in the setting of Korgoth for example.
>>70009058
I didn't just say they were objective, only more objective than. There's no such thing as a 100% objective review.
>>70009026
>modern press
>objective
This is the worst time for objectivity in the press in decades. Every publication has at least two considerations before being honest and objective:
1) Acceptable socio-political agenda. Most important is not to be seen to hold and/or endorse the "wrong" opinions. Media esepcially have to be pro-women, pro-diversity, pro-refugee, pro-statism, anti-climate change.
2) The reputation of the publication - a magazine has to market itself as cool, so cannot like uncool things. Pretend "fringe" publications can't like the perceived mainstream etc.
Critics are far more likely to subjective - ordinary people are objective. They either honestly like things, or they do not.
>>70009065
They could've made it good by making it like WC1 and LOTR.
Humans = sympathetic
Orcs = evil invaders
But instead they fucked themselves by giving it a refugees welcome theme.
DEAD ON ARRIVAL
>>70009148
They always pandered toward the orcs. It would be funny to see them go full "refugees welcome theme":
Humans = evil with a wall
Orcs = refugees in search of a new home
>>70006957
Why did he emphasis the "white" thing then? Surely that would have no fucking correlation with what you said
>>69995614
It looked like over hyped CGI gearbage.
>>70007089
Fuck this cunt.
>>70009148
>>70009237
But that's not what it is. It's more of "everyone has good and bad people". Like 90% of orcs in warcraft lore are villains or war driven brutes. It'll be the same in the movie, the only truly good orc guy will be Durotan and it seems they're changing Orgrim to make him a good guy too based on trailers but that's all.
>>70008097
Who told you that?
>>70000813
>>70000870
>playing WoW in 2016
You ARE either:
a) Clinically addicted and cannot physically stop yourself from paying the subscription each month, even if you don't get enjoyment from it
b) New to WoW, having just started playing in the past year
There are no exceptions to this. Everyone else realized it turned to shit long ago and jumped ship.
>We have all lived to see the Angry Birds movie outdo the Warcraft movie critically and commercially
What a time to be alive.
>>70009324
>"everyone has good and bad people"
Most warcraft orcs are supposed to be dumb and brutish. Instead they took a non-magic caster orc and gave him a wife and a babby and together they're just searching for a new home! In other words a African refugee family.
If they just made the whole movie a bloodlusted demon-worshiping orcs vs humans thing then it would've been way better.
>>70009330
i got 7 replies in a warcraft thread yesterday saying how it wouldn't flop like all those vidya games did
>>70009065
>Warcraft 1's story is just about the brutal, heavy metal and dumb orcs against the gay humans
I miss the dumb metal orcs from WC2 desu.
>>70009533
Top kek, well either they were marketers or I hope they are hanging themselves right now
>>70003262
I won't. Especially people who played the originals and who played the early days of WoW. This movie looked like shit from the get go. The CGI orcs put against real humans looks so fucking out of place it takes you straight out of the movie. That was what I learnt from the trailer. I will probably wait for it to come out as a torrent to watch and laugh at it with a couple of mates. It will probably make a profit, but I doubt it will be anything amazing.
>>70005450
It needed to be one film. It lost the magic of the first movies because Jackson went full Lucas with the CGI.
Poor Duncan. First his father died, now his film gets pulverized.
>>70009830
He deserves it though for shitting on Tolkien with his nu-male trash
>>69995743
kekest of keks
>>70009360
>le vanilla was good may may
fuck off, no one is buying this shitty bait anymore
To be fair, the guy who gave it the worst score yet rated Dragonball: Evolution 4/5, and says this is worse than Battlefield: Earth and Super Mario Bros. so I wouldn't trust these critics's judgements much...
Average moviegoers rate it much higher and I believe it has something to do with older "critics" who know nothing about the franchise having bias against it.
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