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Who's objectively the best Chris?


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Who's objectively the best Chris?
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Christian Bale
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>>69972601

Evans>Pratt>Pine>Pine's dad
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>>69972644
Dubs confirmed
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Literally clones.
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Farley
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>>69972701
White people tend to look the same due to inbreeding.
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>>69972601
evans>pratt>hemsworth>pine
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Evans > Pratt > Hemsworth > Pine
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>>69972644

first post best post

but from these 4, hemsworth because he is a bro
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Walken
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>>69972601
Evans>Pratt>Pine=Hemsworth
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>>69972601
Chan. Chris Chan.
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>answering anything but Hemsworth
>not putting Pine last by light years
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>no Parnell

shit thread
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white people all look fucking same
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>>69972791
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>>69972644

He's our guy
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>>69973080
>>69972752
green, blue, blue, hazel eyes >>>> all shit coloured eyes
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>>69973080

It's true. we all look like 9/10 models
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>>69972644
this famalamadingdong
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>>69972644

first post best post and dubs confirmed. Thank you based god..
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Who do you:
>marry
>fuck
>kill
>adopt a Vietnamese daughter with

For me it's:
>Evans
>Pratt
>Hemsworth
>Pine
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>>69973439
>Evans
>Hemsworth
>Pine
>Pratt
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>>69972601
Chris Pine is a fucking fagggot and shouldn't be on the list at all.

>Crying and clapping when niggers on stage complaining about diversity
>Saying the Wonder Woman movie in an forced interview is exactly what's needed right now and is an amazing thing for empowerment

He's a faggot.

Evans is the best, then Pratt then Hemsworth.
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>>69972601
Evans = Hemsworth > Memelord > The Cuck
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>>69974322
Woah, first time posting outside of /pol/ and /b/?
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Evans
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>>69972972
Shut up Cyril
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>>69972601
Thor is the only non faggot
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>>69972644
Wew
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>>69974376
He's clearly doing it because he's a faggot and wants to be on niggers and women's side. It's blatantly obvious, from his close up camera crying to his bullshit lines about women in the Wonder Woman set video.
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>>69972752
Why is this board so racist against whites? You disgust me.
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>>69972601
Looks: Evans
Acting: Pine
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>>69974501
>>>/pol/
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>>69974421
why does she acts like she hasn't had her nipples twisted ever? such a phony.
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>>69972601
I don't see the big deal about Pratt

Evans is the shit though.
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>>69972752
even in inbreeding they all look handsome

being white is awesome
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>>69974501
I'm pretty sure if you work in hollywood you have to do that shit these days.
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Evans tie between Hemsworth and Pine

Pratt sucks
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>>69974634

Mah Nigga
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>>69974682

Is it me or has Laughing Captain America become the next Christian Bale Dubs?
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>>69974719
It will never reach that status>>69972644
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>>69974856

It's getting there though at a rapid rate. Batman Bateman Bale has had more years to it.

I know it surpassed Costanza at bat.
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>>69974675
stupid Fredposter
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>>69974719
>>69974856
It should, to be perfectly honest.
Those Batman v Superman and Man of Steel Evans edits are comedy gold
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>>69972601
hemms
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The laughing slut man
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Why is this allowed
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>>69973231
>coloured
>with a u
opinion invalidated
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>Chad Evans
>Chad Pine
>Chad Pratt
>Chad Hemsworth

Everyone literally only wants Chad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>69975108
Being too dumb to understand something is not the same as something being invalid.
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>>69975100

Because women grabbing your cock and balls is hot.
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>>69973231
What other eye color is there besides brown? Are you a fucking nigger?
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>>69972601
Jesus
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>>69972601
Objectively the best possible Chris ever. And he's not even a Chris.
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>>69975281

underrated post
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>>69972601

1st one is best all around
2nd one is the ladies favorite
3rd is second best actor behind Evans
4th is a meme actor
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Based Evans > Memelord = Thor > Pine
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>>69974575
dude everything is racist lmao

i can't imagine the faggot sheltered life you must live where everyone is right.

you probably support niggers who steal and smash innocent store owners buildings in the name of free speech.
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>>69975649
>mfw a /pol/cuck is triggered near me
Why are you so obsessed with niggers anyway?
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>>69972644
Posting in a historically significant thread
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>>69975885

they make good target practice.
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>>69973439
Can I fuck them all?
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>>69972644
AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Chris "slut slayer" Evans
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>>69976530
You know he's dating a tranny
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>>69976573

proofs?
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>the dogs are in the enclosed pool area. garage side door is open

what did he mean by this
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>>69976573
I also know he used to date this
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>>69976660
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>>69972601
All 4 attempt to be funny from time to time, and Pine is the only one who's successful.
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>>69976749
Used to see this minger on page 3 every day before work. Hate her stupid face and 3/10 tits.
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>>69976793
She has a weird voice
I like her
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Chris Evans.

His laughter is joyous and pure.
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>>69976858
What trials do homosexual men face on their journeys to work?
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>>69975943
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>>69972644
Thank you, Based God. My faith is restored.
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>>69972601
Pratt seems like such a bro
I'd let him tickle my prostate while making fun of me no homo
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>>69977738

>Letting any man touch you down there

You're a huge homo
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>>69976804

i want to party with his character from horrible bosses 2
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>>69972601
>chris evans to bro out with
>chris hemsworth to workout with
>chris pine sucks
>chris pratt to laugh with
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>>69978148
Maybe.
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>>69978148
for you.
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>>69972601
>Dream Friend tier:
Evans
>Fine tier:
Hemsworth
>Annoying Meme tier:
Pratt
>Literally Who tier
Pine
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>>69972644
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I can't think of the name Chris without thinking of this:
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>>69975100
Because only female objectification is wrong.
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Meme man

Christian
Freedom lover
Family man
Philanthropist
Mentor

No wonder the Jew on here wants us to hate him.
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>>69976858
Wow what a fag
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>>69978667
switch evans and pratt
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>>69976858

How do you get THIS GAY? Like, I know a good few gay dudes, and they are not gay like this.
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>>69974425
lmao
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>>69972644
shiet
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>>69972601
Hemsworth [6'3"] > Pratt [6'2"] > Evans = Pine [6']
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>>69976793
I wanna fug her
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https://youtu.be/rYlogRWEw98
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>>69972601
Is Chris the new Chad?
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>>69972644
nicely done
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>>69972644
/website
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Pine has shown the most range as an actor. I'll go with Pine.
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Chris Evan's laugh alone puts him at the top. He seems like a great guy and by all accounts is fun to be around. I'd say he's the best actor too.They're all pretty good.
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>>69972644
All hail the king.
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>>69972644
wewlad
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>>69972714
>Farley
Fuck yes.
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>>69979364
tbqh they're both interchangeable
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>>69972644
first post best post
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>>69972644
>dubs
Jesus Christ
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>>69972601
I'm a happily married dude and I would 100% go gay for chris evans. We could talk about personal liberties, take our sisters to events together, and simultaneously throw back our heads to laugh uproariously at sluts with Based Renner. Sure, Pine and Pratt seem like cool bros but Evans da God puts them both in a bodybag 11/10 times. He is truly the Captain of America and my heart.
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le bamp face
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