israelifu edition
previous >>69970699
Based Euron best character
>>69972206
Thank God. An actually attractive woman in the OP.
2nd for Stannis
Maisie
>>69972206
GOT WILL TURN INTO ROMANCE OF THE THREE KINGDOMS BY THE END OF THIS SEASON. SCREENCAP THIS IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN.
Promise me, Ned
TYRION PLEASE USE MY ARMY OF ISRAELIS
I'm making you retarded so that you can hold a door
>>69972258
>implying
So Queen Daenerys travels back to Westeros on the ships of Queen Asha of the Iron Islands. Then the Queen of Dorn, Elaria joins them just as she punished the Lannisters by killing Tommen. Queen Margaery returns to Highgarden to rule there after Mace dies defending King's Landing and grandma gets an heart attack. Kevan killed together with Mace so Queen Cersei leave for the throne of Casterly Rock. Meanwhile the widow Sansa, Queen in the North inherit Riverlands on her mother's right and because noone remembers Edmure anyway. She marries Sweetrobin who dies of the sniffles and she gets the Vale too.
Now they synchronize their bloodmagic and defeat the White Walkers.
The End.
BRAVO GRRM
1st 4 M41513
>>69972206
This girl reminds me of some other actress.
Anybody know who could it be?
>>69972206
that nigga is a genius then
>literally making a wallhack just by touching someone
EURON 301 MAKE THE IRON ISLANDS GREAT AGAIN
1st for Chaosh Crew
>>69972206
>>69972269
usually i'm quite mad at jewish nepotism
>>69972206
>>69972269
I like where this thread is going
>>69972304
imdb.com/name/nm0001838/
Reminder that Sansa's a fucking bitch
>Winterfell is our home
>It's ours and Arya's and Bran's and Rickon's. Wherever they are, it belongs to our family.
>Good, because I made this for you. I made it like the one Father used to wear.
>lol you're a bastard I have the name
>lol Ramsay got a raven before I escaped
>lol what Vale army
>lol just went to Mole's Town for shits and giggles
>lol ruse cruise u dumb bastard
REMINDER THAT STANNIS IS ALIVE
>>69972206
>Do you remember when went back in time to see your aunt Lyanna die?
>Who do you think built the tower, James?
>It was me, the swordsman Arthur Dayne
OUR
>>69972258
what do you think he will do?
So is hodor dead now? No body, no death, right?r-right
>>69972334
WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO HAVE BOY HIPS THO!!!!?
>>69972206
Can someone explain the wall of corpses?
FUCK THE STARKS AND FUCK THE NORTH, BUNCH OF FUCKING TREACHEROUS KEKS!
>>69972336
where is that?
>>69972360
S IS THE FURY
>>69972368
I STAND WITH ISRAEL
What does Littlefinger gain by giving Sansa to the Boltons?
Also how the fuck has Ramsay managed to live so long? He's just some bastard, and in the books Roose even comments on how stupid he is at times and how he is an absolutely awful person. Why didn't he just dispose of him? It was obvious he was going to be a problem, and Roose was a pragmatic man.
>>69972317
Literally one of the most retarded developments in the series.
Could Chosen Undead kill the Mountain 1v1?
>>69972299
That was the best Dany chapter in the whole book.
>>69972363
He'll become an ice zombie.
>>69972281
>crocs
He simply doesn't give a fuck
>>69972388
>Bran
Now that Dany's regime is going to get hijacked by both the Red Priests and fucking Iron Island shits how in the world does anyone think she'll be anything but a villain? She's going to come to Westeros and start scorching earth while the White Walkers are bearing down. Bran's going to have to take over, kill her off and steal her dragons to save what little is left of the Westeros.
>>69972322
Too bad he looks like a fat hick and acts like a retard
Why you people cast your waifus as the protagonists sister? Do you all secretly wanna fuck your own sister?
>>69972406
there's wayyyyy more retarded shit in the last 5 episodes alone
>>69972328
does it include the high sparrow?
>>69972417
PLUMES
L
U
M
E
S
>>69972467
yes
>>69972338
Why has Pods disappeared after that encounter?
>>69972409
>black knight halberd +5
>keep rollin rollin rollin
the mountain would be equivalent to a black knight imo
of course anon
>>69972401
Ramsey was his only male heirer.
He would most likely have killed him after the new child was born if he didn't get knifed
>>69972368
m8, jewish women are amongst the best
>>69972449
Bran and Dany are both villains.
Stannis Baratheon = Cao Cao
Jon Stark = Liu Bei
Mace/Loras/Wilas Tyrell = Sun Xian/Sun Ce/Sun Quan
It's so obvious this is going to happen.
ASOIAF = ROTK
>Tyrion literally made the same mistake with the Red Priests Cersei made with the High Sparrow
they truly are brother and sister
post play sansa boobs
>>69972487
RIP ;_;
>>69972409
>could someone who cant die eventually beat someone who is mortal????????
kys
>>69972434
>would throw one testicle in the fire for
>>69972483
OUR GUYS = OG's
What did they mean by this?
>>69972434
kinvara
>>69972409
Considering the kind of shit the chosen undead kills and how broken iframes are
Yes, without breaking a swear
>>69972401
An alliance. He would've used them against the Lannisters in Kings Landing.
>>69972517
t.gook
>>69972317
Does the budget only stretch to a maximum of four at a time?
It would be a really shit invasion if that's the maximum number of invaders they have.
>>69972494
probably fucking hoes in Nole's Town
>>69972501
they walk all over your balls
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300213
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300213
http://www.strawpoll.me/10300213
>>69972524
yep, they talked about how retarded Tyrion was in the citadel podcast @ the guardian.
>>69972555
They got plenty of zombies.
The WW being regular dudes turned is the shittiest of ideas
>>69972304
Rachel Weisz
Hodor will come back right ;c
>>69972486
He is going to cut down the faith militant while looking elegant as fuck.
>>69972555
there are at least 13 in high positions, and then like 40-50 depending on how many sons craster added
the final invasion will probably have a lot of CGI walkers, which is shit because the prosthetics don't even look super hard to pull off
>>69972599
agreed
>>69972337
>>69972602
>Rachel Weisz
is she jewish as well?
>>69972269
>>69972206
Based greatest ally providing my entertainment with amazing women who fight against terrorism.
I hope she gets a fight scene against the harpies showing off her superior idf skills.
>>69972467
>secretly
>>69972299
Double dubs and actual quality content, I like you you meme loving fuck
Is this confirmed?:
>Old Nan tells young Bran the stories of all the Brans throughout history.
> Bran has warmth powers
> Bran can time travel and directly effects / originates time-loops.
> Three Eyed Raven is 1000 year old man is a uber-warg who wants to train Bran to "be him"
>Old man stuck in tree. We never see him walk unless it's during a Greenseer session....i.e. He's basically paralyzed waste down? Like ... Bran?
>"...time has come for you to BECOME ME.." Why that choice of terms?
>"Bran" means "Raven" in Welch.
> Bran IS the younger Three Eyed Raven... This is basically a giant closed time loop where the older pre-death Bran meets and trains the young version of him.
So does this confirm that Bran and the Raven are one and the same and basically playing out a "Looper" type narrative?
Also, Bran is all of the Brans in the history of Westeros... The builder... Etc....that is now in play since he can travel through time, right?
Is this just a smoke screen by the show runners, or is it widely believed now?
>>69972632
You have to ask?
Promise me Ned
>>69972632
>being this retarded
You need to be euthanized bruh.
>>69972599
They're not mutants Preston. Just accept the children are fuckups.
>>69972632
>Weisz
>Is she Jewish
>>69972180
They fucked up Littlefinger, I agree on that, but Sansa is as much the stupid little bird on the show as she is in the books. This shouldn't surprise you. Caitlyn was a terrible stupid person who raised Sansa to be useless for anything but spitting out heirs and sewing pretty dresses. Sansa has all her mother's shallowness and impulsiveness, but with less drive or confidence.
>>69972557
>Nole's town
What did he mean by this?
>>69972494
He didn't disappear, he was there at the dinner when Tormund was eyeing Brienne
>>69972495
Nah. The mountain is supposed to be 8 feet tall and all muscle.
These guys aren't much bigger than Chosen Undead at his tallest.
Why did they cut Zombielyn from the show? Would've been dope as fuck.
>>69972206
>>69972334
>>69972434
Wakey! Wakey!
>>69972682
Thats a shitty local strip club he frequents for their hot wings buffet.
>>69972682
ya I know I fucked up
>>69972524
Why is Meereen still relevant? Dany has a bigger army than ever and is now in conqueror mode.
5 DAYS
>>69972658
unless the show is trying to deviate completely from the books, no, because raven is a bastard targ. For you to become me could just as well be rephrased as time for you to do my job.
What are the chances that Euron will show up again and reveal to some Ironborn dude or maybe Asha and Theon if he catches up to them, that he also has a dragon horn to tame Dany's dragons.
I mean, it's foolish not to have a backup plan if Dany rejects his marriage proposal but wants to take pay the iron price and take his ships.
>>69972206
j-eeewwww what an ugly bitch
>Some stories speak of them riding the corpses of dead animals. Bears, direwolves, mammoths, horses, it makes no matter, so long as the beast is dead." AFFC, Chap 5
Zombie pupper confirmed
>>69972486
>>69972619
So the Sneks and Bad Poosy are going to sack High Garden while the Tyrell army is taking out the Faith militant right?
Its going to be retarded.
>>69972759
Shes gotta get ships and be converted to the Rhllor.
>>69972760
>already been 2 days
shitposting really does pass the time nicely desu
>>69972745
>is my nipple showing? No? ok good.
>>69972658
yeah i think thats pretty likely.
maybe the older bran knew he failed to defeat the whitewalkers, but if he went back in time to prepare himself he would be able to save mankind.
>>69972702
black knights tower over the chosen undead
they were also elite knights appointed to protect gods, and the black knights were able to survive being charred by the kiln of the first flame
Now that they have casted Cordyfu as Lyanna, they cant fucking make Lyanna look like Arya anymore.
inb4 she has blue eyes
>>69972774
Are you sure?
>>69972409
>Can a immortal videogame character who kills Dragons and Gods kill a large mortal man?
>>69972772
the leaks said he's pretty much done for the season now.
>>69972787
>implying this man doesn't have everything under control
>"You want a good girl, but you need de bad pussay"
What did she mean by this?
>>69972770
how much does bloodraven get paid?
>>69972772
If he had a horn we would have seen it. Eurons never gonna be seen again.
>>69972818
And then he'll be killed off in his first scene in the next season?
>>69972834
you're a fucking year late
>>69972702
so more like a sentinel maybe?
>>69972804
They got some turkroach to play lyanna.
>>69972409
Dude, Chosen Undead kills a demon five times the size of the mountain just to leave the asylum.
He kills a wolf wielding a greatsword, the mountain ain't shit compared to Sif.
>>69972517
>Baratheon
>Cao Cao
I beg your god damned pardon?
>>69972658
Interdasting
>>69972800
so far, as far as we know, bran can't go back in time and change the outcome. He can only go back in time and create it. So if "Old Bran" failed and went to his younger self, he would always fail and go to his younger self.
>>69972798
>The entire point of his story was to provide a chance for Tyrion to show how clever he is and to save Jon's ass twice
Can't make this shit up
Why is Davos hanging around the Wall anyway, doesn't he have anything better to do now that his King is dead?
>>69972486
>people thought this was Ser Gregor when this scene was briefly revealed in the first trailer
>Ned can't fully remember what happened inside the Tower of Joy (in the books)
>we now know there's time-travelling warging shit
So we can confirm Bran had to warg into past Ned to save Jon?
How in the fuck has a coup that ended in the death of the prince, the leader of the guard and the heir to the throne in Dorne not even been mentioned at all?
>>69972856
I would be surprised if he made it a complete season in Essos. My guess would be he's dead by episode 4 next season.
>>69972835
He gets to go through time and watch all the sex he wants.
>>69972837
Talk about wasted character and shitty plot device to get Yara to Mereen, if that's the case.
>>69972835
he's a janitor m8, he does it for free
>>69972888
Davos is starting to trust Melisandre and Melisandra says Jon is the prince that was promised, so he's sticking with him.
>>69972888
>Why is Davos hanging around the Wall anyway, doesn't he have anything better to do now that his King is dead?
Blame D&D he's actually doing shit in the books and has a reason to still be in the North.
>>69972658
It would give them a convenient reason for the White Walkers to stop chasing Bran, otherwise they're in a bit of a corner right now. If the night's king is now satisfied that he's killed Bran, they can give him a rest from being chased so he can do some more warg scenes.
Now I understand why Old Nan hated Bran's guts so much. Fucking jerk.
>>69972894
>>Ned can't fully remember what happened inside the Tower of Joy (in the books)
where is this stated? Or did he just say that as a cover up for jon?
>>69972885
yeah i think thats true
young bran ruined it by warging by himself, showing the outcome is fixed. the whitewalkers will win.
>>69972894
Or it's a traumatic experience for him and he's blocked it out.
>>69972798
still hurts
Where the FUCK is Bronn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA3ZHf4CAxA
Why is it so hilarious to watch showfags struggle to analyse GoT?
>Arya is supposed to fail the test
>>69972799
what do you mean by that?
>>69972895
It was mentioned at the end of E4. Jaime talks about it.
Use the word literally in your post again
I fucking dare you
>>69972550
Sure, but it sounds like a pretty shitty deal. I mean the Boltons could break the alliance and Littlefinger wouldn't be able to actually do anything barring going to war.
>>69972545
thats a big bush
>>69972921
I don't think he was going after bran though. Like to him, maybe bran is just some faggy kid that the bloodraven was molesting. He just touched him so he could get into the cave and kill the old fart. So now he did and he's done with that obstacle and it's time to take on the wall.
>>69972931
she never hated him
>>69972908
Remember what the did to Dorne when the fans thought it was shit after last season. S07E01 Euron drowns in a storm.
>>69972894
Ned doesnt' talk about the ToJ because if it was known a male targ heir was not only alive in Westeros, but brought up in his own house his head would have been on a spike. Bobby B wanted to fucking off Dany and Viserys when they were a continent away living as beggars.
>>69972975
SWEET FUCKING JESUS I CAN'T RESIST THIS JEWESS'S WITCHCRAFT
>>69972837
Why reveal to everyone in the show that he has the horn and let the news of it spread?
It'll make for a good twist if Euron only later shows he plans to pay the iron price and take her dragons if he has to. Shows us more of his character too.
And if the leaks are true about him not showing up again this season, no point in introducing some magical horn now if we're not gonna see it again
>>69972772
>S7 E1
>Dany with Yara and Theon on the way to Westeros
>Eurons fleet on the horizon
>dragons fly towards him, burn his ships
>another long and winding book storyline wrapped up neat and tidy
>>69972998
that new got actress is on the left tho
>>69972918
Totally out of character for him. He strongly disliked Mel and was loyal to a fault to Stannis.
>>69972919
I know, I read the books
>>69972992
Literally do something about it faggot
>D&D couldn't even get the Kingsmoot right
>it was maybe a few dozen dudes standing around a rock
>>69972973
>The Young Turckroaches
>>69972317
>them facial aesthetics
hnnnnggfffffff
>>69972992
Who are you talking to?
>>69972975MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Reading the Arya chapter in AFFC
So she is technically considered a beauty right? The kindly man thinks she would make a good whore and have singer sing praise of her beauty.
>>69972998
Fur you
>>69972971
Filling up Lollys
highgarden when
What a waste of Max von Sydow's acting chops. I was super pumped to have Bloodraven mysterious training lessons and they decided to the scuttle the whole thing so quickly
>>69972973
>The Young Shitskins
>>69972942
In the books remembers about the Tower of joy, I think in a dream. He can remember the fight, finding Lyanna, and the promise. Then he goes blank for a couple of minutes IIRC until Howland Reed finds him.
>>69972888
>Why is Davos hanging around the Wall anyway, doesn't he have anything better to do now that his King is dead?
Not really.
Walkers are still coming and Westeros is still being fucked. Better to stick around and try and help the North get united to then beat back the Walkers then fuck off back home to the Stormlands
>>69972971
Written out of the show
>>69973027
It is but that's what they're going for in there. When he begs to Melisandre to revive Jon and goes all "I don't believe in gods but I believe in the woman who showed me miracles exist" they're clearly building him to at least be reasonably skeptic when it comes to Melisandre's hunches and visions.
>>69973031
>Expect well constructed arguments, displaying knowledge of foreign ship types and new technologies/technique's to make the Ironborn far stronger at sea
>Haha, you got no cock and you're a woman! Yeah I murdered our King, he was a cunt and now I will become King Cunt! Haha, let's murder my family members despite the fact I am now King and have no one to oppose me!
We'll never serve a woman! So let's give all our ships to Daenerys!
>>69973055
yes, book arya was more of an ugly duckling who has gotten better looking as she's grown up.
who /wantsthebasedwhitewalkerstodestroywesterosbecausefuckit/ here?
How many more episodes of Arya getting her shit beat until she finally does something?
>>69973031
>Let's go murder them
I fucking cringed so hard
>>69973095
If Dany was married to Euron, their king.
They'd still just be following their king
>>69973021
Yeah why foreshadow. Better just to pull a magic deus ex machina out of his ass at the last minute.
Bravo. Are you Dabid?
>>69972973
>The Young Radroaches
>season 6
>20 fucking 16
>he still does not root for the best character
>>69973070
all the good male actors die in this series.
>>69973062
never ever.
>>69972376
Which wall of corpses ?
>>69973110
She's fighting the waifu (AKA syrio) next ep or the one after, then she goes back to westeros presumably.
>>69973097
>tfw you will never get wasted on bear party boat
>>69973108
who /farts/ here?
WHERE THE FUCK IS LADY STONEHEART
>>69973095
in the books at least he made it seem like he was gonna dominate her.
>>69972921
Unless NK knows the truth... And needs to kill both instances of Bran (old and young).... But if we are to believe in the theory that Bran is all Brans and the 3 i Raven... Then this series of events is written.... And NK will be unsuccessful in hunting young Bran.
At the very least, Bran is likely Bran the builder... The progenitor of House Stark... Either via warging a host body in the past and living that part of the timeline through the physical host of Bran or maybe he figures out how to spawn physical manifestations of himself throughout history.
>hold the door
hold the door
get on the floor
everybody
do the dinosaur
>>69973135
This wasn't a real line, right?
>>69972918
This. He saw what she could do and he knows that she knows the truth about the undead army. He now follows Jon because Melissandre says so. It's not out of character. It's character development.
>>69973135
women
wo-men
woah
>>69973108
I'm tired of this shit. I just want the Night King to end it all
>>69973135
A crown for your queen
>>69973132
So show a dragon horn halfway through the season, do nothing with it cause Euron's not showing up again this season, while showfags will forget the dragonhorn even existed anyway next season?
Are you sure you're not the hack?
>>69972376
>>69973139
One of the leakers said that at the bastardbowl, the corpses get piled up so high that what little is left of his forces have to take cover behind it.
>>69973146
with Gendry
>>69972920
It seemed like random magical herbs and things like aphrodisiacs.
really subtle drugs then i guess, just seems a bit strange that there's not much mention of other things given the times.
>>69973179
And when he finds out she burned Shireen and is a fraud, what then?
>>69973100
would she be better looking than Sansa?
>>69973228
It's to add tension to the camp before the battle!
Do you even write scripts?
>>69972269
Enjoy my friends ;))
>>69973208
>bastardbowl
who?
>>69973151
Reddit tier schlock theory
>>69973135
you seem to have made a mistake with your choice of image
>>69973135
I remember some neckbeard on /got/ getting so triggered by this scene he made a huge montage of women getting killed in graphic ways on the show follow it
>>69973228
He'll either try to kill her or get the fuck away from her.
>fraud
you realize that's what revived Jon right?
>>69973228
She's not a fraud, at least I don't think so. Shireen was just a mistake, but I don't know how.
But yeah, that doesn't change the fact that Davos will probably put a sword through her. It also doesn't change the fact that the undead are marching south. He'll stay loyal to Jon.
>>69973228
She didn't burn Shireen, Stannis did. And he already knows she's a fraud, since she's changing princes like she changes panties.
T E L A V I V
E
L
A
V
I
V
>Summer dead
>Shaggy dog dead
>Lady dead
>Nymeria probably dead
>Only Ghost is still alive
Ghost will die defending Jon from the Nights King, called it.
>>69973151
>Bran the Builder
But can he fix it
>>69973179
>>69973228
Almost forgot about Shireen. How has he not heard that yet? Did not a single man from Stannis' host go back to Castle Black?
>>69973175
No they butchered it to appeal to Grrrll Powah
>>69973203
Yes because it might add some actual threat to an otherwise comically toothless villain.
>>69972975
literal perfection
>>69973258
>bastardbowl,
Jon v Ramsay
>>69973287
Pls no. Anything but that.
How the fuck does Euron have the resources for 1000 ships? They Don't Fucking Sow. Forget about just the timber. Sails take ages to make and you need either flax or sheep, neither of which they have. (and I do mean sow, rather than sew)
>>69973189
would girlfriend because geek
>>69973292
YES HE CAN!
>Let's go murder them
>>69973268
O rlly m8?
>>69973287
>>Nymeria probably dead
breh, she's gonna show up with her army of puppers just at the right moment to save the day.
>>69973285
What's up with that city? I got free drinks in 3 bars in one night. Do the waiters have a budget for that or what?
>let's go murder them
>>69973328
>fantasy series
>complaining about germination
Has this shit been brought up?https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4kruq7/spoilers_everything_got_to_hear_grrms_thoughts_on/
>He interviewed Joe Hill (Stephen King's son) at the Jean Cocteau. Afterwards he answered questions while Joe Hill was signing books. Someone asked him about the show's Hodor name reveal. He said that his name reveal in the books will differ in the context and how it happens. So while the name will still mean the same thing (Hold the Door), it will be very different from the show's reveal. He said he came up with the name idea in 1991 and seemed depressed that the show got to reveal it before he did. He said he had no one to blame but himself for his slow writing. He joked about how jealous he was of Stephen King's writing speed. He said he seemed to release an entire book every time he's only just written about a chapter and a half.
Someone else asked him if he was caught up on this season and GRRM said all his focus is on the books. Someone complemented his chapter that he recently released online. GRRM said that this is a character that isn't in the TV show as his response. The tone of his show related responses made it seem like he no longer likes it. He did defend the show writer's need to make major cuts to the books.
>>69973328
Better question, how the fuck do the Iron Islanders even survive. They might just be the stupidest people in the entire show.
They completely go against logic, refuse to progress or build anything and their very intiation ritual either kills you outright or leaves you with brain damage due to hypoxia.
>>69973328
I also think they have yet to show a tree you could use for masts on the Iron Islands.
>>69973328
nevermind that, it takes a long fucking time to make ships.
>>69972599
This. I preferred when they were some elemental force, opposing the dragons, which represent fire.
>>69973285
Are her titties fake?
>>69973328
Agreed. Iron Islands are kind of retarded like that.
>>69973365
they survive on welfare and theft. they are westerosi dindus.
>it's an "Anon daydreams about being a Westerosi Knight killing evildoers for Salami" episode
>>69973380
not likely. But you can't tell until you see them. The shot from the above and the way they flatten out in the white top point towards real.
>>69973305
I imagine he makes that same face when he spots a cake.
>>69973380
her jewboobs are natural
>>69973362
No wonder, i'm not even a bookfag and I hate how much they've fucked it up
Two years ago, it was becoming clear to Game of Thrones showrunners David Benioff and Dan Weiss that the the show was going to outpace George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire novels. With an eye toward putting the bones of the story in place well ahead of time, they met with Martin in Santa Fe, and the author outlined his plan for how the story would go. We can’t know all the details that Martin revealed (and keep in mind that he’s the kind of writer who develops his story as he goes along), but Benioff did say there were “three holy s**t moments” that stood out. We’ve already seen two of those moments adapted for the small screen:
>1. Shireen being ritually sacrificed, seen in Season 5’s “The Dance of Dragons”
>2. Hodor’s origin story, revealed just this past Sunday in “The Door”
And what’s the last one? According to Benioff, the third shocking moment
>“is from the very end…”
Benioff also talked more generally about the relationship between the show and the books now that the former has overtaken the latter. While the show will spoil the books to a certain extant, it may not be as severe as some fans are expecting. “People are talking about whether the books are going to be spoiled – and it’s really not true,” he said.
>So much of what we’re doing diverges from the books at this point. And while there are certain key elements that will be the same, we’re not going to talk so much about that – and I don’t think George is either. People are going to be very surprised when they read the books after the show. They’re quite divergent in so many respects for the remainder of the show.
wew
>>69973365
This is the lowest point in the entire history of the Iron Islands.
They were invaded and forced to bend the knee twice in less than two generations. It's so bad that they have a eunuch, a woman, and a man who has been gone for 20 years as King. Every single one of them is making big promises no one can keep.
>>69972658
Bloodraven is a Targ
>>69973281
She said some words a shit happened. She didn't know what she was doing and wasn't confident of success. Shes like Thoros but more confused.
And thats leaving out all her alchemy parlor tricks passed off as the power of Rhllor.
Is she even a real red priestess?
>>69973228
he'll kill her and based thoros will take her place
>>69972434
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>>69973423
>b-b-but muh Stannis doesn't burn muh Shireen in muh books!
lmao
>>69973451
GOT is a boob show
not an ass show
>>69973362
All of which is reasonable.
>>69973328
They need to make real ships.
>>69973423
This just sounds like GRRM hasnt even decided how the story ends besides a few bullet points
If he had an actual plan, D&D would follow it
>ywn have a comfy chat with sophie turner like I did
>>69972770
It's possible that Bran warged into the guy whilst trying to change the past but ends up being stuck in that body in that time. He then travels beyond the wall to find the tree only to realize who he warged into and that he'll spend the next few centuries surfing the treenet.
>>69973362
>He said he had no one to blame but himself for his slow writing
Well no shit. Why was there so much time between Feast and Dance? I thought they were two halves of the same book?
I honestly believe he just isn't interested in writing anymore because he realizes he's just not that talented when it comes to actual composition. Either that, or he just can't capture the same feeling he did in books 1 - 3.
>>69973427
I still don't see how they could have ever thrived with their philosophy.
>>69973438
>She said some words a shit happened. She didn't know what she was doing and wasn't confident of success. Shes like Thoros but more confused.
This is why I think shireen's sacrifice influenced Jon.
With Thoros he was sincere in his wishes for his friend to return, whereas Melly was just kind of going through the motions, she had no real connection to Jon other than seeing him in visions so she wasn't really connected to him.
Just speculation though
>>69973157
>yfw that mummers farce showed better acting than the main show
>>69972658
The crow thing is a metaphor for greensight. Bran, Brynden and Euron are the only living greenseers.
>>69973487
She seems obnoxious as hell.
>>69973434
Are three eyed Raven and Bloodraven the same person?
>>69973487
boy george is looking good
>>69973005
>Euron drowns in a storm
How can he if he is the storm?
>>69973464
He doesn't. Melly does.
Shireens pretty shit in the books desu
>>69973451
if she arched her back inwards like they do in your pornos that ass would pop out and would be perfect. you know it is true.
>>69972299
They didn't even let Jon read the whole letter, haha wtf.
>>69973423
probably wildfirebowl
>Let's go murder them
>>69973484
But he has. They went thru all the characters when speaking to GRRM. The details and the path to get there is what are going to be different, but the ending itself is going to be roughly the same.
>>69973523
>He doesn't
Sure thing kid.
>>69972180
Sansa is Little Red Riding Hood.
>>69973513
Fugggg she ugly
Who's your favorite newcomer actor/ess of Season 6?
>>69973539
Shireen isn't even with him, showfag.
How come in anime and manga, when a show starts and the manga isn't finished the show will stop when it catches up and will stay like that (or get filled) until the manga gets reasonably ahead, but in this case you have a show that's ahead of the books? Won't this create a lot of incongruencies?
It must suck to read the books and then have the series basically spoil everything because the author still hasn't finished the books.
>>69973464
but he doesn't moron. Physically impossible
>>69973524
Don't forget about photoshopping them in the promo stills
>>69973505
It really was
>>69972658
Bran is secretly every character in the series
>promise me, Dredd
>>69973535
whats that?
another retarded /got/ theory?
>>69973517
Not in the show they're not.
the way they handled stannis' "death" is some bullshit.
If you're going to hammer home in every other episode hes dead, maybe you should've shown him dying rather than cutting to black.
>>69973560
>How come in anime and manga, when a show starts and the manga isn't finished the show will stop when it catches up and will stay like that (or get filled) until the manga gets reasonably ahead
nigga what, half the time they either create their own retarded ending or just have a massive cliffhanger
>>69973423
>>1. Shireen being ritually sacrificed, seen in Season 5’s “The Dance of Dragons”
Literally what
BookStannis has to do a total 180 for that to make sense
>>69973484
Unless they didn't want to follow it because what book fans want will not likely be the same as what the tv show's target audience supposedly wants according to polls and conventional wisdom. Not to mention D&D can't pull off complex narratives to save their lives, we've already see their limitations with Theon and Stannis for example.
>>69973514
She was very cool when we chatted. Very interesting and commanding
>>69973305
>Dany getting additional threats
Wow there, cant have the Mother of Dragons have too many threats that she has to use actual people capable of working things out. You know, Men
>promise me, Fred
>>69973468
He says after they showed dany's saggy a cups
The actress that plays melisandre has the best body by far in terms of ass and boobs imo fäm
>>69973005
Part of me thought they would have him stay dead after the drowning ceremony just to fuck with us some more.
>>69973539
She isn't even with Stannis in the books. She stayed at Castle Black. Maybe Melisandre burns her, but Stannis won't be around.
>>69973464
Delicious bookplebs tears.
>>69973593
The way they constantly bring it up now just makes me think he's not dead.
>>69973536
Can you please stop same fagging?
>>69973062
Mrs Peel was a fox
Will the winter arrive also in Easteros?
>>69973609
>she
>>69973583
When you defy the law, you win or you die
>>69973357
>>69973343
Is this the same person?
>>69973604
it doesnt say stannis himself does it, just that she is sacrificed
relax sperglord, you're precious rightful king will do no wrong
Cleganebowl is not happening this season
what's the point? why do they drag so much garbage out yet still not be able to achieve some sort of cartharsis for the audience
>>69973522
The Drowned god and the Storm god are eternal enemies. Euron kills himself.
>>69973624
Melly has an old lady ass but nice tits
>>69973647
>xe
>>69973560
This has happened with Anime as well. Trigun, for example, with terrible results.
>>69973635
Same, but I doubt they'd go through the hassle. they're probably just trying to make sure everyone knows hes dead so they don't have to pay justice to the fact they just murdered a big part with no fanfare.
>>69973517
Book yes
Show not likely
>>69973635
Do you really think a mass murder machine like Brienne would pass up the chance to kill someone?
>>69973665
>implying cleganebowl is ever happening
REDDIT LEAVE
>>69973005
>storm
>implying he won't get killed by Eko or a cock merchant
>>69973670
They're perky as fuck. Those titties look up to the sky.
>>69973583
Fuck she's cute.
what happened to podrick
>>69973647
If you are implying she has a cock, then yes I would suck it dry on her command
>>69973614
That make sense.
>>69973687
It'll happen in the show because it's a slave to fan service these days.
MORE
BRONN
WHEN
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>>69973536
Is that seriously what he said?
I couldn't totally hear because the sound on my tv was fucked up for some reason but thats what I thought I heard and I was just like "what the fuck man".
Do we really need two Ramsays?
>>69973665
Because the show gets tens of millions of viewers around the world every week who do not give a fuck.
It's only a dozen autists on this general who want to see this "Cleganebowl" bullshit.
HBO: When did you learn about Hodor's fate? Did you get "the call" from series creators David Benioff and Dan Weiss?
>Actually, it was a three-stage thing. First I heard from friends, people who had read the script, some other cast members. I think I said laughingly, "So did I survive?” They just gave me a look, and I was like, "Whaat?" Then I had the call from David and Dan, the fateful call everyone gets when your number’s up. Then I read the script – which I loved. I loved the scene. I can’t think of a better way to go, really. He doesn’t give up. He never lets go of that door. For all costs, he’s going to stop them from getting to Bran.
HBO: Do you think Hodor resents Bran for what’s transpired or taking over at that moment?
>No. Hodor does not resent – not my Hodor. He doesn’t have that emotion. I don’t think he's very fond of the warging, but he sees the bigger picture. He’s not the most intelligent guy, but I think he can sense when things are important. He knows whatever Bran does is essential; it gets them out of some pretty tight situations. I think he’s more sad about what happened because he’s not going to see his friends again. But he also knows if he doesn’t hold that door for a second longer, they’re going to die.
>>69973712
Nowhere to be found alongside the brotherhood, gendry, bronn, etc. Just enjoy your stronk womyn characters faggot.
>>69972992
I have literally no idea who he is talking to.
NEW THREAD
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>>69973726
NEW THREAD
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>>69973726
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>>69973685
>a mass murder machine like Brienne
>mfw I remembered that Brienne doesn't like killing in the books
>>69973750
but what actually happened to him
where did he go
HBO: How did Hodor of Season 1 evolve to the Season 6 one we've come to know?
>People always joke, "Oh you’ve got the easiest role, you don’t have any lines to learn." Anyone who knows anything about acting has been like, "You actually have one of the hardest roles." Because you have to articulate so much without words. But even me, after being off for a season, I just assumed it would be easy to drop back into character: Read the scripts, see what the flavor of the scene would be, and that would get me back into character. But no, it wasn’t like that at all, it was incredibly difficult actually after that year off. I learned to appreciate that Hodor has taken on a separate personality from me. He’s almost a different version, maybe a better version of me.
>>69973423
if I had to guess, the last big wow moment is going to be the wall coming down.
HBO: In what sense?
>He always puts others first. I don’t think he has a bad bone in his body. He’s just unaffected by the s**t that’s going on around him. Even when things were bad during the traveling, he always had a smile ready. It wouldn’t matter what he had to do, he was always happy to do it. I’m not like that. I’m horrible, I’m lazy. I resent people asking me to do things. I would like to be a little more like him.
HBO: When you and Isaac Hempstead-Wright [Bran] came back for Season 6, did you have to work to reconnect?
>Isaac and I are very close so we kept in touch during that year off. We saw each other a few times. We kept in touch by text. Whenever I’m in London, we'd meet for dinner. We're always in touch, it’s not just a working relationship. I think we’re friends for life.
HBO: Just like Bran and Hodor.
>Until they’re separated by death!
>>69973365
The actual 'baptism' (drowning) involves you getting reanimated again but D&D thought it would be better to have Yuron magically expell the water from his fat body himself
>>69973614
I think he meant Euron. Euron is being presented as villainous and Danny as the protagonist, and Euron needs a threat because no one showed up to appose him at the king's moot, and he looks weak as fuck on the show so far. Ooooooooooh he managed to push an old man of a wet rope bridge, ooooooh, what a bad ass.
Danny... well, she sucks, but you can't deny that she's good at causing general mayhem for anyone who crosses her path.
>>69973744
I hate these kikes.
>>69973725
he shows up for one scene to manhug podrick from behind and as he turns to walk away he slips on a banana peel and dies
HBO: When we spoke to Isaac, he mentioned breaking your iPhone when you met. Good to know you don’t hold a grudge.
>I wouldn’t say grudges weren’t maintained. In Season 2, I think I hit his head off a tree. That might have been a bit of payback. I’ll get him someday. I never forget. The North remembers and so does Hodor.
HBO: What hopes do you have for Bran now that he’s on the brink of change?
>I think he’s a pretty poor student, to be honest. His studies to be the new Three-Eyed Raven, or whatever his future is – he needs to take it more seriously. At the moment, he’s more interested in seeing replays of the past.
HBO: Is there a time you’d like to have seen in GoT history?
>What it was like when there was a Targaryen on the throne. Obviously it was a bit crazy. To see how different things were in King's Landing when the Mad King was there, the time of Robert the Usurper. That whole time is interesting politically.
HBO: What scenes resonated with you over the past few years?
>I did love that scene in the cave. And I really did enjoy the one in the birthing hut, at Craster's Keep when we were taken captive. Bran has to use his warging powers to free us. That was a complex scene to play. I was really playing two people at the same time – Hodor, and Bran in between both somewhere. As an actor, that’s a dream come true.
>>69973670
>implying
>>69972802
Not significantly bigger. Like 2 feet taller as the Mountain would be.
>>69972864
I think Havel is the best comparison and you can beat him pretty easily at low level if you roll, poke, and backstab.
The Mountain wears some crazy heavy armor when he's fighting.
CHosen Undead kills these guys with relative ease so I think Mountain would get blown out easy tho.
>>69973539
They aren't even in the same place.
>>69973585
pic related.
>>69973560
Sometimes they stop producing the anime and sometimes they introduce filler arcs.
>>69972401
So he could tell Cersei that the Boltons took Sansa and didn't tell her (she still think she's responsible for Joffrey's death), instead they are using it to strengthen their claims to the North. This way LF could legally invade Winterfell with the Vale's army, possibly making him Warden of the North.
>>69973850
b-but he's the best character
>that anticlimactic Summer death
How many episodes until they kill Ghost just so they won't have to animate any more direwolves?
I don't get it. Did hodor actually get a seizure hearing the voice in a flashback or something ? How does it makes sense? Why did nobody else there get a seizure? Will they ever explain this or it's just "lol hold the door XD"?
>>69973968
The wolves are animated? They just look like fucking dogs to me.
>>69973887
Uh
After Stannis and the great cuckening of the North, my sole hope lies with the Cleganebowl
>>69973256
Sorry anon, I left my tin foil hat in your mother's basement.
This shit gets so fucking old even Stannis wouldn't put his dick in it
>>69973256
and thats bad because...
>>69973770
He was in the last episode though.
>>69972735
Pretty sure she's coming either this season or next, with that red priest dude from the brotherhood without banners being around this season.
>>69974022
This. They are way to small.
>>69973144
I couldn't resist