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>>69953539
Roslin Frey edition
Preston.
NOJ ROZA
Best Girl
TELL THEM ONLY THAT THE NIGHTS KING IS DEAD
AND THAT BRANDON STARK
DIED WITH HIM
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDUNNNNN
i guess this is a thing now
"First of all, Kristofer is absolutely hilarious. I don’t think I’ve been in a scene on Game of Thrones when it’s been everything I can do to stop myself from laughing. The way he was behaving toward me was just extraordinary."
>>69955820
Cringe. Fucking D&D
1st for Preston shits on Stannisfags
>Giant fucking army available
>Nah, 50 guys is all the backup I need
>>69955820
based Tormund
How mad is Sansa gonna be when the North and the Mormonts proclaim Jon as DAKINGINDENORF?
She's actually the most beautiful woman I've ever laid my eyes upon.
>>69955820
>>69955829
I'm not even into shipping and I ship them
>>69955808
>no jewess to fuck
can someone please post the davos image?
"his smile and optimism: gone."
>>69955843
THEON HAS NO COCK
>>69955808
implying dusky maidens aren't superior
>>69955845
She supports it.
>>69955829
She wants the Big Wildling COCK.
>>69955820
that fucking face
>>69955820
HIGH TEST
REMINDER: Jaime is backtracking in his development. Doesn't know Cersei cucked him, is getting meaner and more violent, doing literally nothing.
>Winterfell is our home
>It's ours and Arya's and Bran's and Rickon's. Wherever they are, it belongs to our family.
>Good, because I made this for you. I made it like the one Father used to wear.
>lol you're a bastard I have the name
>lol Ramsay got a raven before I escaped
>lol what Vale army
>lol just went to Mole's Town for shits and giggles
>lol ruse cruise u dumb bastard
Reminder that Sansa's a fucking bitch
>>69955847
She was cuter when she was underage.
Nth for Lady Stoneheart soon?
>>69955847
A GODDESS. We should make a thread on /b to worship Her!
>>69955852
How can white women even compete?
>>69955777
>Robb passed this up for a shitskin commoner and a knife in the heart
>>69955889
no not that one
the one where he looks really sad with the caption
>>69955895
Tiddys when?
>>69955834
Based Tormund
>>69955838
>50 guys is all the backup I need
Correction. 50 GOOD guys.
MY SWORD IS YOURS, IN VICTORY AND DEFEAT, FROM THIS DAY, UNTIL MY LAST DAY
OYSTERS
OYSTERS, WARTS AND COCKLES.
>>69955902
Are they even trying?
>>69955908
Alex Tanner for your body double needs
>>69955923
KANYES
>Goes to find a cure for greyscale somewhere out in the Dothraki Sea where there's nothing but fucking grass
>Don't come back to the city full of educated people and considering its location probably has tons of experience with grayscale
Q U E E N
>>69955939
ITS NOT THE SAME!
>>69955907
REALLY sad davos running at incredible hihg speed
>>69955838
Is that an army or just a crowd of people? I think the latter.
>>69955940
AND KEKOLDS
>>69955945
>Queen of the North
>More like queen of the succ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2w7IdiPPSc
how did they manage to make the Kingsmoot so fucking boring and bland.
>>69955820
I'd watch them fuck
>>69955945
and so strong this season!
>>69955829
She also revealed that there was a ‘Mean Girls’ scene between Brienne and Sansa, with the latter teasing her about Tormund’s interest, but that it got cut from the show.
>>69955928
WHERE IS THE FUCKING WART?
>>69955808
leah gotti
just saying boise
>>69955907
>>69955956
It sounds like shit.
>>69955889
This one is better.
>>69955945
Only if she marries Jon
>You hear that? That's the mating call of the Northmen. They want to fuck us! Well, I haven't had a good fuck in weeks, I'm ready for one! They say that every ironborn man is worth a dozen from the mainland. You think they're right? We die today, brothers! We die bleeding from a hundred wounds, with arrows in our necks and spears in our guts! But our war cries will echo through eternity. They will sing about the Battle of Winterfell until the Iron Islands have slipped beneath the waves. Every man, woman, and child will know who we were and how long we stood! Aggar and Gelmarr! Wex and Urzen! Stygg and Black Lorren! Ironborn warriors will cry out our names as they leap onto the shores of Seagard and Faircastle! Mothers will name their sons for us! Girls will think of us with their lovers inside them! And whoever kills that fucking horn-blower will stand in bronze above the shores of Pyke! What is dead may never die!
Where's the vocaroo anon? Can you record Theon's speech from Season 2, for science?
Do D&D now think if they mention their own shitty writing it makes it ok?
>Gee, that Littlefinger sure is dumb for sending Sansa to Ramsay
Gee, that Davos sure is shady for abandoning Stannis in 2 seconds
>>69955829
wow, she looks so different here.
OYSTERS (farts) and KEKOLDS
>>69955988
Tumblr: the Show: the Show.
>>69955838
>50 men with chain. plate, shields and swords vs a few hundred in cloth robes w/make shift clubs
Yeah... Those Tyrell soldiers don't stand a chance!...
It sure was nice for the Faith not to cut off all of Margaery's hair like they did to Cersei.
>>69956015
It's called le ebin lampshading xDD
>>69956007
>ywn save Lady Sansa from her rape tower or die in the attempt :'(
>>69956022
When she's not trying to look like a man she is cute. CUTE!
>>69956047
Do you know how many buffs that robe+chain combo gives them?
>>69956051
She is not there to do the walk you faggot
>>69955820
That scene made me choke on my drink from laughing.
>>69956051
Maybe it grew back really quick
>>69956076
would climb that mountain
>>69956008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdqwN0dF2o
what is dead may never die :^)
>>69956061
I'd hold the bitch down for Ramsaybro to have his way with her.
>>69956008
Everyone needs to do this.
>>69956081
Whats she doing then? Confessing so they can have Loras kill?
Not likely on Stronk Womyn: The Show
>>69956076
It's literally 10% face and 90% photoshop, make up and lighting shit.
>>69956120
You are the worst. LITERALLY a rapist. I would die for my Lady
>>69956097
now do karl tanner
>Karl Tanner. From Gin Alley. Drinking wine from the skull of Jeor fucking Mormont
>You should shut your fucking hole. Ugly little cunt. You look like a fucking ball sack. Ugly looking stupid cunt face. I could piss in any gutter and sow five of you. You know how much they pay me to kill a man at King's Landing? Seven silvers. They told me a man's name and that man never saw daylight again. None of them cocksuckers got away from me. I haven't lost a fight since I was nine. MAYBE IT'S TIME? DO YOU THINK? EH? Maybe you're the man. EH? CUNT? You wouldn't stand a chance. None of you would. I was a fucking LEGEND in Gin Alley. The fucking LEGEND. I would take any knight, ANY knight, any time. Fucking cunts in steel plate fucking cowards.
>>69955777
>"Would you like to hear about our wedding night?" Sansa asks. "He never hurt my face — he needed my face, the face of Ned Stark’s daughter. But the rest of me, he did what he liked with the rest of me, as long as I could still give him an heir."
>yfw ramsay impregnated sansa
>yfw jon raises his sister's son, like poetry
>one of the biggest badasses around
>killed off screen
>son is an evil traitor
Shame on D&D for such treatment of House Umber.
>>69956022
Why did they fucking call him Hodor? they obviously knew his name unlike in the books, and it only reminds him of a traumatic experience. Do they think it's funny? If I'll go into a seizure tommorow and yell "SHITCUNT, SHITCUNT", would they call me Shitcunt? that's pretty fucking rude.
REMINDER THAT OSHA RAPED RAMSAY AND SJW WERE DISGUSTED THAT HE ACTED IN SELF DEFENCE
>>69955863
Fuck off antisemite
Its people like you that caused the gassing of 6 million
>>69956163
Initially they introduced the greatjon as if he is not loyal to Robb. I can see them do the same with smalljon, and have him turn back to the Starks side
>>69956171
>unlike in the books
Please don't pretend you've read the books, kthanx
>Old Nan had cackled like a hen when Bran told her that, and confessed that Hodor’s real name was Walder. No one knew where “Hodor” had come from, she said, but when he started saying it, they started calling him by it. It
>>69956008
I forgot how good an orator Theon is. Even after being reekified he kept his sharp tongue. Charismatic as fuck.
>yfw bran made hodor retarded
>yfw the whole thing could have been avoided if bran hadn't let a whitewalker touch him
>>69956061
I'd save her then hold her in my own rape tower desu.
Damaged Sansa is hot as fuck
>>69956151
She still wouldn't let you hold her hand faggot.
>>69955777
Beautiful lovely Roslin.
Reminder that Robb doomed his family, his army and the entire North because he preferred to bang a horse rather than this qtie.
>>69956081
This. It's pretty guareenteed she WILL NOT do the walk. Bernie lied to Tommen to get the Lannisters to act. Margarey repented or something and will do something else.
>>69956171
You know what, Shitcunt, I probally would.
What a shitty episode of a shity season of a formerely good TV series.
>Brienne fucking Tarth gave her oath to three consecutive enemies
>Bitches at Davos and Red Woman joining Jon, despite the fact that he became Stannis' actual ally
>feminism: the speech
>what is marriage in medieval times
>what is medieval times
>cheap CGI, even worse than Sharknado
>mfw Sharknado was at least fun
>THAT FUCKING LAST SCENE
>CRINGED SO HARD
>MFW PEOPLE ACTUALLY FIND IT SAD
>>69956154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JcLcNEpO6R
>>69956163
Funnily enough, GRRM confirmed that show Greatjon wasn't even at the Twins during the Red Wedding, and was actually free in the show, unlike in the books.
D&D literally fucked up and just made him disappear.
>>69956097
What I wish happens
>halfway through recording, door kicks open loud bang
>kid stops narrating abruptly
>hear daddy, NO DADDY!
>loud whipping and screaming sounds for 3 minutes and father muttering little shit, told you to be quiet
>>69956154
Give this guy some obsidian daggers and he would fuck up the others' shit good.
Killing him was a mistake.
>where are my niece and nephew
>let's go murder them
I STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS HONESTLY TEN TIMES BETTER THAN BAD PUSSY OR FART
10/10 d&d, 10/10
>>69956154
>>69956127
Is there no way other random anons can record these speeches? it'd be amazing
>>69956262
>Memenado
>good
>fun
pick one and only one you turbopleb
>le so randumb flying sharks XDDD
>>69956214
I've read the books, no one other than Nan gave any indication that they knew his real name or that Ned for example knew him before the seizure, unlike in the show. And it still doesn't explain why they started calling him that.
post leaks
>>69956269
You missed the first part
>Karl Tanner. From Gin Alley. Drinking wine from the skull of Jeor fucking Mormont
>>69956097
10/10 m8
>>69956219
>yfw if bloodraven simply would have said, "Hey don't let the Ice dude touch you" this whole thing could have been avoided. Show not tell is fucking a really shitty way to train a young Jedi
Worthless slave cunt. Reminder that The Great Masters fucked her daily, with dozens gangbanging the dumb cunt daily. All three of her worthless holes were toys for the Great Masters. They made her a mindless fucktoy who only opened her mouth for cock. Now, the dumb bitch is still traumatized, to the point that she fell in love with a eunuch, because she has had so much dick up her whore ass that penis triggers her. Stupid bitch, If I was a Great Master, i would chain her to my bed and fuck her mouth and pee on her slave head at the top of every hour.
>>69956253
Fuck, playSansa has some great titties.
>>69956251
D&D dropping the anti racemixing redpill
BRAVO GREATEST ALLIES
Is Margaery gonna get kill during that scene with the mob fight? Is that the reason Tommen offs himself by jumping from a window? Why else would he kill himself?
>>69956047
All they have to do is put a knife in her throat, no matter what happens after that they already won.
>>69956302
I can't fucking wake up my roommates, otherwise I'd record then in a heartbeat. Maybe tomorrow.
>>69956317
>implying blood raven is not up to no good.
>>69956295
and that dumb fucking walk up the hill, jesus fucking christ how did they go from THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2w7IdiPPSc
To that fucking SHIT
>>69956269
thanks anon that was good
>HOLD THE DOOR
Literally how does he get that fucked up into just Hodor? Its not even a tongue twister no matter how fast you say it
>>69956008
For real, fuck whoever was blowing that horn.
They were an inconsiderate asshole.
>>69955988
THANK FUCKING GOD.
>>69955869
That's a pretty accurate representation.
>>69956269
This is kinda how I pictured Theon's voice in the books.
>>69956295
>where are my niece and nephew
where are my dragons?
Is Bran the big bad?
>>69956359
Was this an original scene, though?
>>69956283
I think the Whyte Wakas themselves are not the real danger but their army of the undead.
How can you even stop them? It's a sea of limbs, bones and flesh that will beat you to a pulp and even if you strike them back they dont feel a thing. Only Wun Wun survived being assaulted by them so far.
On the other hand, even scratching an ice zombie with obsidian or valyrian steel will kill them.
>>69956337
>Tommen offs himself by jumping from a window
Was this park of the authentic leak?
>>69956422
Yep.
Euron is so bland
>>69956307
It wasn't good at all, but it still was better than last GoT episode with this awful CGI.When I want cringey shit with awful CGI to cringe at, I watch something Sharknado-tier; I don't want Sharknado in my GoT
>>69956422
Bran is love, Bran is life.
>there are literally people on this board right now that thought CIA got bamboozled by Sansa
>implying he was actually scared
>implying there weren't Vale assassins with crossbows hidden all over the barn waiting to make Brienne a pin cushion if she tried anything
>implying this wasn't all part of his master plan
All them other niggas is playing checkers while CIA is playing chess.
>>69956389
>why does a mentally scarred halfwit pronounce hold door as hodor
>>69956422
Bran is God
>>69956401
It was Ramsay
>>69956438
yes
>>69956478
What's wrong with Littlefinger's voice? Did the actor just give up on the accent? It's gotten progressively worse.
>>69956422
THERE MUST ALWAYS BE A NIGHTS KING
>>69956318
But why? Surely as a great master you'd have more than one at your disposal. Holding on to her just show she has a hold on you.
>>69956438
Yes it's authentic
>>69956317
Also, Bran could have completed his training way sooner if he hadn't spent half the time complaining and actually followed his instructions.
>>69956344
excellent
>>69956423
It's almost word for word from the book.
>Catelyn was thinking of her girls, wondering if she would ever see them again, when the Greatjon lurched to his feet.
>“MY LORDS!” he shouted, his voice booming off the rafters. “Here is what I say to these two kings!” He spat.
Who is king after Tommen?
>>69955820
What fictional character is their son/daughter?
>>69956389
He screamed it until he ran out of breath and it just turned into HO DOOOOR
>>69956337
Because the Sparrow told him he is a bastard.
>>69956503
It's off the table
>>69956475
>>69956492
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18z7r6OV2av
>Soon to be the leader in The north - a woman
>Lannister leader - a woman
>De facto leader of Highgarden - a woman
>Leaders in Dorne - women
>Should be the leader of Iron Islands - a woman
>Claimant to the entire Westeros and mighty conqueror - a woman
What did D&D mean by this?
inb4 it's the same in the book, it's not because Sansa is nowhere near The North, Doran is still alive and Daenerys is a giant failure.
>>69956478
>Implying the barn wasnt a CIA plane
>Implying he hadn't got them on board and called it in
>Implied he wouldnt have crashed the plane with no survivers if Sansa had him killer
>>69956492
Would you fuck his tight boipuccy, /got/?
>>69956269
>Have they told you who I am? I am the brother of Elia Martell. Do you know why I have come all the way to this stinking, shit-pile of a city? For you. I'm going to hear you confess before you die. You raped my sister. You murdered her. You killed her children. Say it now and we can end this quick. Say it. You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children! You raped her! You murdered her! Wait, are you dying? No, no, no. You can't die yet. You haven't confessed. Say it. Say her name. Elia Martell. You raped her. You killed her children. Elia Martell. Who gave you the order? WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER? Say her name! You raped her! You murdered her! You killed her children! Say it! Say her name! AAAAH SAVE ME SNEKS!
What about some /oberyn/?
>>69956503
It wash a mishtake
>>69956542
WutFace WutFace WutFace
>>69956503
If you've heard the actor's natural speaking voice you'd know why. It's super high pitched and not intimidating at all. I honestly don't blame him for doing the whole breathy thing.
>>69956523
Gendry
>Kingsmoot
What we lacked
>Yara vs Euron. No other competitors
>Crowd of 20 people
>Not a single treasure
>No Dragonbinder
>No giant skeleton
What we got
>Cock Jokes
>Admitted Kinslaying and Regicide that noone cares about
>A crown that looks like sticks glued together
>Thousands of ships stolen
>More planned Kinslaying
JUST FUCK MY PLOT UP
>>69956337
Yep
>>69956523
Bran
>>69956503
cancer
>>69956542
>mfw this actually turned me on somehow
>>69956475
See I thought the same and it's why I called bullshit on BR turning him evil. But now with all that power how could he not?
So where's Bronn and who is his new Waifu?
>>69956553
lewd
please delete your post
>>69956506
To remind her if her place, she rebelled snd thinks she is a human. But she is simply a fuckdoll, a walking breathing doll with three holes for my pleasure whenever I desire
>>69956008
>>69956127
>Can you record Theon's speech from Season 2, for science
if you want to hear it in a extremely THICK and nasal spic accent sure
>>69956583
>Aeron doesn't seem to give a shit
Euron somehow managed to be the worst adapted character in the show.
>>69956583
>thousands of ships stolen
dont worry they'll just build a new fleet, it'll be done by next episode
>Kingsmoot
What we lacked
>Yara vs Euron. No other competitors
>Crowd of 20 people
>Not a single treasure
>No Dragonbinder
>No giant skeleton
What we got
>Cock Jokes
>Admitted Kinslaying and Regicide that noone cares about
>A crown that looks like sticks glued together
>Thousands of ships stolen
>More planned Kinslaying
JUST FUCK MY PLOT UP
>>69955888
I'd love it anon, but we won't, and it's probably for the better. Knowing DnD she'd come back with a little red line across her throat and perfect speech instead of a monkey's pawed wight abomination that croaks like Sadako.
>>69956163
At least based Blackfish is still alive. Can't wait to see him stomp some Bolton fucking shits.
how come all the ironborn supported euron at kingsmoot and then everybody left with asha/yara
>>69956543
You are jumping from soon to be to de facto to should be just so you can get a women.
>>69956583
>implying it would have been much different
GRRM would have just made Yara have explosive diarrhea the entire season if he was in charge.
Thank you based Dabid.
>>69956557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CWs1F6kMdc
YOU RAPED HER
YOU MURDERED HER
YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN
>>69956163
>I've seen wet shits I like better than D&D
>>69956643
Because shut up
>>69956553
No. he is too pure
>>69955777
What was happening here?
Been away from /got/ a few days. What I miss?
>>69956503
I shaboze he doesn't care about it anymore.
>>69956624
So... a woman? You're saying she's a woman?
DABID
WHAT IF HOLDOR IS HOLD DE DOOR
>>69956661
What are you talking about?
>>69956645
Sure, but it's true.
>“You shall have one task and one task only, Merrett, but I believe you are well suited to it. I want you to see to it that Greatjon Umber is so bloody drunk that he can hardly stand, let alone fight.”
>And even that I failed at. He’d cozened the huge northman into drinking enough wine to kill any three normal men, yet after Roslin had been bedded the Greatjon still managed to snatch the sword of the first man to accost him and break his arm in the snatching. It had taken eight of them to get him into chains, and the effort had left two men wounded, one dead, and poor old Ser Leslyn Haigh short half a ear. When he couldn’t fight with his hands any longer, Umber had fought with his teeth.
>>69956523
Whoever Bran chooses
WHO HYPED FOR BENJEN FUCKING STARK???
>Kingsmoot
What we lacked
>Yara vs Euron. No other competitors
>Crowd of 20 people
>Not a single treasure
>No Dragonbinder
>No giant skeleton
What we got
>Cock Jokes
>Admitted Kinslaying and Regicide that noone cares about
>A crown that looks like sticks glued together
>Thousands of ships stolen
>More planned Kinslaying
JUST FUCK MY PLOT UP.
>>69955838
Look at that crowd
It will turn out that the common people of city are on Sparrow's side and will massacre Lannister and Tyrell fucking shits
You've heard it here first
OYSTERS
>>69956663
do the end of last episode please
>>69956663
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME SNEEEEKS
kek
>>69956696
I can do the same with Men. It's pointless
>>69956713
It's not Benjen
It's the magically reanimated corpse of Benjen, Coldhands.
>>69956727
CLAMS
>>69956523
>Reminder that Bran will Greensee to Kings Landing present, and start talking in the presense of Tommen
>Tommen will go insane from hearing voices and jump out a window
>>69956713
He's probably going to be fucking nuts being north of the wall so long.
I'm excited though.
>>69956697
Based Greatjon
>LIKE, DUDE YOU HAVE NO COCK LMAO
>I WILL GIVE HER MY BIG COCK
>COCK SHOT
>COCKS COCKS COCKS
>DABID... WHAT IF MORE COCKS, DABID?
>>69956503
It's to confuse his enemies.
>>69956543
Jon will be King in the North.
>>69956628
yes.
>>69956735
Even then there would be less of them and most would be antagonists.
>all these references to the Manderlys and Whiteharbor
Will based Manderly save this shitshow?
>>69956713
Doubtful
>>69956719
they are in the homestretch now, they are trying not to fall down, just cross the finish line
>>69956777
Frey Pies anyone?
>>69956777
Manderly will eat Ramsey
>>69956763
>Varys has to be reminder that he doesn't have a dick in every episode
For what purpose
>>69956763
>mfw south park predicted this
>>69956773
Not really. your list is not correct anyway and it has antagonist females as well
>>69956679
no. a bitch who momentarily went off her leash and bit the hand that owns her. To say she is a woman implies she has any reproductive value. She doesnt, her pelvis scarred and her womb too polluted from being a whoee for so long
who are the dornish supposed to be, culturally?
>Oberyn - mexican actor
>Doran - arabic actor
>Ellaria - greek actress
>Sand Snakes - asian, puerto rican, polynesian
>>69956732
bonus round :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jeecEEXD9U
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j0Iufs9muC
>>69956763
I'm not even entirely against the concept of 'Dick Jokes' in the show but the writing is bland and terrible. At least think of a new, witty way of phrasing it ffs D&D.
>>69956803
WHAT DID THE VOICE IN THE FIRE SAY!?
>>69956809
Holy shit. You're right.
>>69956833
stunning
kek
>>69955252
>All that howling
What does it mean by this?
>>69956831
Arabian, obviously
>>69956845
:DDD
>A woman will never rule the Iron Islands
>I will give our fleet to Daenerys Targaryen
>EURON! EURON! EURON!
>>69956520
the guy who played Greatjon is a shakesperean actor. Come to think of it, the way the book is written with the formal-sounding dialect, they should have gone for more of those types
>>69956833
what are you
>>69956713
>hope for Darkstar
>get Coldhands
I'll take it.
>>69956831
Not white.
Is Yara fatter than Dany?
>>69956831
sounds like USA to me
>>69956831
Shitskins
>>69956935
No. The actress just aged really, really badly.
will fAegon command joncon to go get healed?
When Bran first meets the Raven
>when you are done here, you will be able to FLY
three episodes later
>HNNNGH HE'S COMING, TIME FOR YOU TO BECOME ME
>>69956744
& KEKOLDS
>>69956831
Mediterranean.
Episode One: Because you have no cock.
Episode Two: If I lost my cock I'd drink all the time.
Episode Three: What kind of God has a pecker that small?
Episode Four: can't remember, huh.
Episode Five: Even heard you've got no cock. Gallivanting, is that what you start to say when you get your dick chopped off?
Is it true Tommen willan hero by jumping out of a window?I hope he does it as Cersei watches tbf.
>>69956543
>>69956773
>>Soon to be the leader in The north - a woman
>>Lannister leader - a woman
>>De facto leader of Highgarden - a woman
>>Leaders in Dorne - women
>>Should be the leader of Iron Islands - a woman
>>Claimant to the entire Westeros and mighty conqueror - a woman
Cersei and snek are antagonist
Soon to be the leader in The north - a Man (Jon)
lannister leader -Kevan (not dead yet)
leader of Highgarden - man
leader of ironisland -man
De facto leader of meeren -Man
Leader of Riverrun -Man
Leader of Vale -Man
De facto leader of Vale Man
Leader of the religion of the seven Man
Only Euron is truly antagonist
>>69956990
It's prophesied all of her children will die, so one way or another he's gone soon.
Why didnt the CotF throw those badass grenades to the 4 WW? They could have ended everything but they had shitty aim? That was weird
>>69956709
Is that disgusting trashy leopard paw shopped on or really part of the dress? Geez.
>>69956990
nope
He will go north to seek counseling from Stannis
My normie friends thought yesterday's time paradox scene was the deepest thing they ever seen. Their minds were blown.
So Jaqen is the god of death, right?
>>69957016
>prophecies
>real
>>69957030
we still don't know exactly what the fuck happened there, so pretty deep.
>>69957034
There are no gods anon.
*tips maester chain*
>>69956769
maybe later, my wife and kid are asleep and I cannot intone that speech with the proper energy at this hour
>>69956673
Post more sad Varys pls
>>69957037
with time travel, Prophecies are literally real
>>69957030
well anon whats the deepest thing youve seen in fictional tv
Reminder this is all taking place in the eye of a blue eyed giant named MACUMBER
>>69957081
Time travel a shit
>>69957112
yah but its real so deal with it
>>69956892
>>69956892
this image alone made me lol, HARD.
REMINDER time travel and no-consequence-resurrection breaks every possible rule in the universe and renders the entire political dimension of the plot a pointless shitfest.
>>69956542
>>69956542
>"Jon," she said, "you're not just a bastard. You're my brother." She said that as she stripped for him. Both of them knew they couldn't resist each other anymore. For years, they had been apart. Not anymore. "You've changed brother. Both of us did. You will protect me from Ramsay, right?" She touched him, fingers moving so slow it was maddening, pulling his foreskin down and exposing the head of his cock. "Fuck me. Fuck your little sister." She said.
Since you went full lewd, might as well record some JonxSansa master race
>>69957176
I just want to see cleganebowl happen desu
>>69957154
was that from itslikedarksouls twitter? they'd love it
>>69956833
Are you sure this isn't sound recorded from the actual episode?
>>69956523
Edric Storm
>>69957208
It was an imgur comment.
>>69957030
It's deep when you realize Bran sentenced a man to 30+ years of retardation and an agonizing death just to hold a door for 20 seconds
>>69957037
>Will mary a king.
Confirmed.
>More beautiful queen will come along and fuck her shit up
Confirmed.
>3 kids, heavily insinuated to not be the King's. King has tons of bastards.
Confirmed.
>All of her kids will die
2 out of 3 with plenty of time.
>Little brother will murder her
Jamie's up for it, probably a mercy killing, desu.
>>69956831
They're a mixed bag.
Queen Nymeria traveled through a lot of places and picked up a lot of followers before settling in Dorne.
> Hodor's death was easily the saddest moment of the show for me so far. If you were to tell me 6 years ago that I would break down in tears over the death of a fictional character who's dialogue consisted entirely of one repeated word, I wouldn't believe you, but here I am. It just shows how good the writing and acting on this series has been.
Seriously how can you be so pleb.
>>69957154
>Comparing the masterpiece that is Dark Souls to some fuckin generic fantasy books that aren't even that good
>>69957245
>he thinks the little brother is Jaime
>he's a cleganebowl denier
Anyway the point in this and other prophecies is that they tend to fulfill themselves.
>>69955777
Who was cast as the other 4 children?
I've looked.
>>69957263
>If you were to tell me 6 years ago that I would break down in tears over the death of a fictional character who's dialogue consisted entirely of one repeated word, I wouldn't believe you, but here I am
Why do they have to talk like this?
>>69957030
My normie friends actually thought it was pretty retarded.
I was surprised.
Seriously though, nudes?
http://i.imgur.com/z1tJs5k.gif
>>69957290
Generic Midget #1-#4
>>69957196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tx9VILxr6v
>>69957215
nope, that's my voice
>>69957266
>dark soulds
>masterpiece
o i am laffin
>>69957323
It's very similar to the series in that it starts out good and declines in quality after the halfway point.
>>69957154
>mfw Dark souls is the poor's man Berserk
>>69957323
I want my dick in that mouth.
>>69957322
Fuck this thread, I can't anymore, my belly hurts for laughing too much
Is
>>69957310
They're not midgets.
>>69955869
That fucking hairstyle on the bottom triggers me. That's one way to make a goblin uglier I guess.
>>69957359
Put some mayo on it and she'd slurp it right up
>>69957369
my wife's son says its working fine for him
>>69957372
Persons of small stature*
>>69957357
Dark Souls is a poor man's Demon's souls.
>>69956970
Really you took the fly comment literally? How retarded are you?
>>69957398
Everything 'souls' is a poor man's Bloodborne.
>>69957395
pic related
>>69957377
Maisie Williams is okay.
>>69956914
He's just gonna be regular Benjen anon.
>>69957398
Demon's Souls is King's Field for hipsters.
>>69957398
Demons souls is the poor mans Kings Field
>>69957434
King's Field is retro Armored Core for emo fagets.
here are my thoughts on this episode
I was really unimpressed by that elf grenade scene
I mean if the elves had the technology to make plasma grenades or whatever why didn't they just use that to fight the andals instead of making zombies that could eat them
And also why are wasting time with dragon glass to fight the zombies when they know how to make fucking hand grenades
Also the night king using that ice mark thing to find bran was way too similar to the witch King using the ring of power to find frodo
I'll admit I felt really sorry for hodor as the bran sled disappeared though
and on another note the fucking play like what the fuck? why would they be so pro Jeffrey and cersei if the lanisters weren't making them be and a braavosi audience wouldn't understand the politics very well anyway
O man maybe the whole show is actually a softcore porn parody
have we been rused
>Have relevant DarkSouls/Game of thrones crossover maymay
>The filesize is to big
God damn it.
>>69956047
Twenty good robes killed Selmy and injured a top ranking unsullied. Imagine how powerful 2000 are hehe.
>>69955914
>50 guys is all the backup I need
>Correction. 50 GOOD guys.
Correction. 50 GOOD men.
>>69956097
Are you a girl?
>>69957459
Yeah but those robes know the castle. Home field advantage and all that.
>>69957396
This is the one that plays leaf. She's not a midget, she's not a little person, she's not a dwarf. I'm curious about the other 4.
>>69956051
I dont get it. Is being dirty and looking homeless somehow part of the faith?
>>69957453.........................(farts)...............................
>>69956081
why live?
>>69957453
The entire bran shit is just lifted from other stories. The palatinir pippin fuck up is just one.
>>69956097
fookin slag/10
>>69957468
No he's 14.
>>69957357
Imagine if non-cucks would adapt Beserk down to the last detail, the butthurt from it would be glorious
>Griffith is a nice guy, look how he did not rescue Casca like a damsel in distress but gave her a chance to be stronk independent wymmin!
>Griffith isn't afraid of his sexuality like all insecure cis-males!
Then comes the eclipse
>>69957453
Why do you think the grenades can kill the walkers? We have literally only ever seen dragon glass and vylerian steel do anything to them.
As for the play maybe it was just a comedy and that's how they decided to do it because fuck it. Like you said they don't know the politics anyways.
>>69957497
He dresses up like a commoner to make the point that he's not above anyone else but all are equal in the eyes of the seven. Not that complicated tbqh
Can't tell if vocaroo anon is a girl or a 12 year old lad.
>>69957542
And fire, right?
>>69957522
Gurm has always been a hack
Lovecraft:
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die
Martin:
What is dead may never die. but raises harder and stronger
>>69957467
I only 20
>>69957599
Fire cant kill the walker. did you even watch the episode?
>>69957542
> embed dragonglass shards to create frag grenades.
> throw at White Walkers.
> MULTIKILL
The lack of tactical thought is just sad.
>>69957599
Uh bro they walk through fire like its nothing. In hardhome and in this episode. Watch them enter the cave they go through the fire while the wights climb up and over
>>69956478
>>implying there weren't Vale assassins with crossbows hidden all over the barn waiting to make Brienne a pin cushion if she tried anything
Just like When cersei almost had his throat cut, rite?
>>69957453
Maybe the grenades aren't easy to make?
Maybe the grenades require a very rare resource?
Maybe dragon glass is used, because it can be REused?
Maybe you shouldn't just assume every character has unlimited resources, just because they happen to show a few on screen?
>>69957628
You are forgetting how few of the Cotf are still left.
Low population has always been their big problem
>>69955838
That crowd looks way too dense. They're going to trample over each other, and poke each other's eyes out at that proximity.
of all the powers you could give to tree elf children you give them magic grenades
really?
>>69957494
those feet
>>69957667
the grenades are leftover from pre-nuclear-apocalypse planetos, they weren't able to figure out how to make more because they're tree niggers
>>69956831
Brown.
>>69957710
whats so bad about magic grenades?
>>69956831
Dornish are a pretty diverse group. Stone Dornish are straight up white people, Salt Dornish are beaners, and Sand Dornish are literal niggers.
Then you have the Daynes who look like fucking Valyrians for some reason.
>>69957710
Literally no one else has any form of explosive. They're the only ones who can blow shit up. That's pretty awesome.
>>69957800
wildfire blew up the stannis fleet in S2
>>69957806
Alright, so wildfire is combustible. But they have no control over it. It's some alchemist fluid that burns through everything, and it's highly volatile.
>>69957024
It's from a real leopard
>>69955777
surprised i haven't seen talk of that actresses perfect fucking tits at the beginning of the show. then again you lot are mostly faggots, not surprised. not even seen one pick of that heavenly set.
Did D&D forget that Rik Mayall was kill when they wrote Euron? "I'm going to give the Dragon Queen a fleet... and my big cock!" - Euron Flashheart
>>69959060
>"I'm going to give the Dragon Queen a fleet... and my big cock!"
This is even lulzier when it's written out.
