What happened? Why did almost all threads about this movie die the minute the movie came out? Even Winter Soldier got way more post-release discussion than this movie did.
Too busy fucking ya mum
>>69928380
Nothing left to discuss. Its at a Billion box office and we have discussed it already.
While BVS threads are filled with shitposters and spammed constantly.
>>69928380
It's a boring movie with one fun 20 minute qippy action scene ham-fisted in the middle. There is little worth discussing
It was forgettable. The Russos are boring directors, they have no persona.
>>69928380
because it's forgettable
The end fight felt like someone said "Hey don't they need to have a big final fight between bucky, cap and dowsny?"
Because it was a disappointing and shitty movie that not even retards could find a way to discuss
The only memorable and re-watchable is Aunt ToMay.
Because trainwrecks like BvS are much more fun to talk about.
>>69928380
they were making nonsense memes
& busy searching for happy faces of actors,so they don't get fucked for making fun to Affleck
Captain America a shit
>>69928380
Because mainstream garbage like this is for /tv/ tourists.
>>69928546
>Nothing left to discuss.
Right after the movie came out ?
Thanks MCUck anon for proving OPs point
You can't really discuss civil war. All people really discuss is "was tony/cap right".
There's nothing to dissect, nothing to analyze. It's a surface level superhero comedy full of quips and no stakes, with no depth.
Not that that's a bad thing.
>>69928838
this
we should discuss little known gems like Krampus and Ant-Man instead
This. /tv/ don't like talking about popular critically acclaimed stuff, only bad movies that one thinks is good in the first place.
>>69928380
4 threads about it in the catalog right now DCuck
>>69928883
This. Civil Snore is fucking forgettable garbage.
>>69928380
>What happened? Why did almost all threads about this movie die the minute the movie came out?
No OP, /tv/ was flooded with threads about this movie the first week after it came out. We've talked enough about it.
>>69928380
>>69928633
>>69928682
>>69928700
>>69928733
>>69928827
>>69928838
b-but what about this ?
MCUck uniturd made so many zeroes
>>69928982
>getting so triggered his shit movie bombed he took a screencap
>>69928883
>Mfw deadpool is more memorable
How?
It's a pretty average movie that is neither really good nor really bad.
Therefore there isn't much to left to discuss now that it's been out for like a month, and there also isn't a whole lot to shitpost about either. (Unlike a certain other movie that involves super heroes fighting.)
>>69928883
>There are people who will deny this.
>>69928380
The only thing that keeps Marvel threads going are the assblasted DCucks that try to seek validation for their abominable films by pointing out the little flaws in Marvel films. Talking to them is like trying to communicate with a low-functioning retard.
>>69929047
Deadpool is literal shit that does nothing unique, original, or interesting.
Just an hour and a half of stale jokes/ideas lifted from other movies, but it's okay because SO META XD
>>69928883
>>69928982
When did MCUcks get so /etsubatsu/?
Are they finally breaking down?
>Civil War
More like Civil Bore
>>69928873
>2 weeks
>daily threads
>made a billion
Unless you want more DCucks shitposting theres no need to continue. This isnt MOS where DCfags go Le why is this so kino XDD
>>69928546
>This damage control
The fall of the evanposters is here.
>>69928883
>Not that that's a bad thing.
>filler
>>69929294
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.yahoo.com/amphtml/movies/captain-america-civil-war-soars-to-1-billion-175429063.html?client=safari#
>Damage control
No matte what you say DCuck. Just remember BVS STILL cant beat CW even after 2 momths.
>>69928883
>1.jpg
I thought you only used youtube screencaps
>>69929262
>time
>shitposting
>monies
Kino where ?
>>69928883
>Not that it's a bad thing
It is a bad thing.
>>69929378
>english
>no type right
>poo in loo
Greentext correctly fag.
>>69929131
>low-functioning retard
KEK
>>69929262
Why are you so mad you fucking cuck
Kill yourself
>>69929131
>if anyone criticizes my perfect Marvel movie, it's clearly someone who is a fan of DC movies
>If one capeshit movie is better than another capeshit movie, then that automatically means that the better movie is a really really really good movie! There can't be the possibility that my movie was just mediocre but looks extra good when you put it next to a shit movie!
>If DC movies didn't exist and I couldn't have any other cape company movies to compare my Marvel movies to, I wouldn't know how to judge their quality at all!!!
>>69928380
>Why did almost all threads about this movie die the minute the movie came out?
It's yet another movie with a senseless plot where indestructible people punch each other for a while. I watched and forgot about it within the hour.
>>69929344
>le money meme
Apocalypse Now wasn't a succes either.
>>69929448
He mad coz he trolled by Feige & his legion of cunts
>>69929294
The Evans posters butthurt knows no bounds
>>69929501
>Dcuck
HAHAHAHAHA
>>69928380
flavor of the month.
At the end of the day when the conflict was created by a bad guy, nobody dies and Cap's letter to Tony at the end, nothing really happened.
All this movie really did was to introduce Spider-man and Black Panther.
>>69929448
https://www.google.com/amp/www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2016/05/22/box-office-captain-america-3-tops-batman-v-superman-in-u-s-passes-dark-knight-worldwide/amp/?client=safari#
Its ok man. BVS will get there sometime.
>>69928883
/Thread.
>>69929574
DC movies are even bigger dogshit but nice try.
What blockbuster does get constant legit discussion after a month on here? It's just shitposting and memes. Serious discussion about a movie doesn't last, it can only come up every once in a while, just look at /vg/.
>>69929262
>>69929351
Daily reminder that the Evans poster git cucked by his gf and posted it in r9k.
He's also the frogposter and cunnyposter.
Does anyone have the screen caps?
>>69929578
>nothing really happened.
filler
>Spider-man and Black Panther.
filler characters
>>69929622
>Dcuck trying to hide the fact he is a Dcuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69929664
>What blockbuster does get constant legit discussion after a month on here?
star wars
>>69929688
>implying its one guy
The meme has been here for almost two years new fag.
>>69929587
>safari
>tool
>anon
>googl.com....forbes.com
Captain Autistic has made anon autistic. Anon.gif is proof.
>feels
>so many feels from Capitan
>>69928883
Lel
>>69929858
It's just you.
BvS was shitty mess but it had way more vision than Russo 'Hacks' Brothers ever could dream of
>>69929841
>>69929861
>....
>filename
Jesus anon come on.
>>69928380
Americans are so stupid.
Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these
You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.
Hell, I made a thread about quintessential Canadian television a few days back, and that thread was a phenomenal success
But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this
The thread I made earlier, you fat fucks, has proven that Canadian TV is hands down the better.
In fact, Canadian EVERYTHING is better.
We have better books, clothes, holidays, food, women (who don't want you), healthcare, and an overall sense of happiness here.
As opposed to AMERICA, Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women, and have the highest stats in the world for crime
You fat fucks truly deserve Trump
What's funny is, is despite all of that, you Amerifats love to say that "Canada is an irrelevant nation", but the truth is is that you are fat asses who are jealous of everything we are.
Fuck you America.
You fat cunts.
You stupid pigs.
You unbelievable mongrels.
You are a nation in decline.
Your women are sluts, and your mothers are fat pigs.
When my country finally destroys yours in the coming conflicts, the rest of the world will truly be able to see how great and amazing Canada is, not only for slaughtering you like the pigs you are, but also for saving the world from your degeneracy.
>>69928380
Because it was a boring shitty movie
>inb4 ;e dcuck
BvS was also shit, get over yourselves capefaggots.
Marvelets only like to discuss their own cuckdom.
Can't blame them, considering Civil War is a snooze fest. You can watch the parking lot brawl only so many times before it becomes stale and silly.
>>69929262
>2 weeks
Try 3.5. It was out almost 2 weeks earlier than the USA.
>>69929664
Star Wars?
Hell even Avatar and James Bond still gets discussion.
What is there to discuss? It was what it was and it did an ok enough job at that I guess. At least BvS there's shit to talk about because it was such a weird movie.
>>69928476
Oh shit. He done you good
>>69930053
>>69928476
first post best post
REKT
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>>69928380
A movie in /tv/ only gets a bigger treatment than flavor of the week for two reasons.
1) It's a bad movie.
2) It has spawned some meme.
Civil War did neither.
It was a nice little movie, it was a success both comercially and critically, and people on social media seemed to love it.
There's no discussion about it because there's nothing to shitpost about.
TDKR gets a lot of ''discussion'' while TDK doesn't get any.
Why?
Baneposting.
BvS gets a lot of discussion.
Why?
Either it's some thread doing damage control, or it's baiting DCfags.
Mad Max Fury Road, does it get any discussion?
No, maybe one thread a month.
Why?
Because it was a nice movie that only spawned one meme that had no legs to stand on.
Steven Seagal suddenly has been discussed heavily, why?
Because he makes horrible, meme-bait movies.
The prequels also get plenty of discussion.
Why?
Because it's fun laughing at theme and because of the memes.
Now head to /co/, there's not much BvS discussion because it's already been discussed to death, it came out a month early, and there's been a constant stream of Civil War threads for over a month already.
Why?
Because mods actually do their work and delete shitposting in no time.
That's the place you want to go to if you want to discuss superhero movies.
/tv/ isn't a place to discuss movies and shows, it's a place to shitpost about movies and shows.
If there's no discussion, it's because there's nothing to shitpost about.
>>69930940
You do know that BvS fell to second position on second week due to Zootopia, right?
And it wasn't even opening weekend, it came out two weeks earlier.
>>69929294
>>69929688
>the Evans poster
>this thread
>>69931122
>>69928883
This.
It's impossible to discuss a movie, the plot of which would have been solved if Cap shared the information about the bad guy with Tony from the start, instead of trying to fight him.
And BOOM goes the conflict. There's no other reason for them to fight (unlike the comics, where the superhuman registration thing was THE thing to fight about, - here it doesn't even make any sense, since Spiderman is only starting, whereas he should have revealed his identity if this was really Civil War)
There is no depth, the name is a lie, the plot is an excuse for a fight of quippers.
>>69931347
>that evansposter damage control
>>69931379
>>69931407
>whereas he should have revealed his identity if this was really Civil War
Why?
Comic Civil War was horrible.
>>69931407
What kind of manchild thinks there's something such as a superhero flick with depth?
The tight well paced winter solider gave way to the bloated hammy Civil War
It's boring
Stupid
And insulting to its viewers
Also gives us one of the worst villains in a long line of bad mcu villains , the completely wasted Zemo
Nothing to discuss. The only good sequence was when captain America tried to murder a 14 year old
>>69931508
>>69931506
why would you post an evans picture where he is getting BTFO by joss whedon and that sexy af feminist gamer chick?
>>69931508
I'm so very glad the world completely ignores the opinion of DCucks.
>>69931543
>>69928380
Because all legitimate discussion happens in /co/
You only come to /tv/ to shitpost, and there's nothing to shitpost about Civil War.
>>69928888
Krampus was utter shit
>>69928883
This.
>>69931605
>2.5 hour snorefest
>all of the actors phoned it in
>chris evans looked small af and weak in this movie
>no consequences for their actions at all
hurr CW is so awesome you can't shitpost about it
>>69931698
>2.5 hour snorefest
>all of the actors phoned it in
>no consequences for their actions at all
Are we talking about Civil War or BvS?
>>69928883
"antman grew, wow that was cool"
That's all they talk about.
>>69929542
Yeah, seems like such a fun set, filming DC shit.
Make mine Marvel, Civil War was fuckin glorious.
>>69931698
>no consequences
>Avengers are disbanded, gives way to Secret Avengers lead by Nomad
>Iron Man's team broken too since it's only War Machine, Iron Man and Vision
>Team Cap on the run
>Vision and Wanda relationship setup
>Zemo is alive along with Ross, will probably result in Thunderbolts
>Black Panther is born
>MCU Spiderman is set up, along with his friendship with Tony
>Team Cap is hiding in Wakanda, will probably appear in Black Panther movie
>Accords in full effect, Russos already said it's going to affect all Earth Phase 3 movies
>>69931407
filler movie made to earn monies by trolling fans so that they'll compare laughs to claim based movie better
http://www.afi.com/100Years/laughs.aspx
Soon™ most of the marvel movies,will be in this list
>courtesy of whore Feige
>>69931763
>I-IT'S NOT SHIT, LOOK AT THIS SCREENCAP, IT EXPLAINS THE PHILOSOPHICAL MEANING OF THE PISS JAR, I-IT'S BETTER THAN CIVIL WAR I SWEAR
That's what the few DCucks left talk about.
>>69931802
You can feel the pure rage coming from this post.
It's delicious.
Can't wait for the shitstorm that Wonder Woman's and Justice League's flops will spawn.
>>69928380
There's nothing to discuss. If you go to a fancy restaurant and order an exciting new dish, you'll want to talk about it afterwards, perhaps even recommend it to friends and family.
But if you go to McDonalds and order a cheeseburger, there's nothing to talk about because you already know what you're getting and so does everybody else.
>>69931848
what about the piss jar scene was so bad? It was Lex's last fuck you to the bitch before he killed everyone
>>69931950
>>69931950
What restaurant is the one hated by everyone and that the 5 people that still go into it defend it desperately?
>>69931545
>tfw you'll never care about what company makes shitty movies
>>69928883
>>69931763
Spiderman had mechanical webshooters, t-that was cool.
C-civil war was great right??
>>69931848
>CAPS
>>69932101
>g-guys, Batman hitting Superman with a toilet it's symbolism of how this turd it's hammering Henry Cavill's career and hairline
Too many characters and inconsequential plot, Marvel ensemble movies are starting to feel like formulaic filler episodes of a tv series, Ultron was the same shit.
>>69928380
most of what anyone wanted to see of the movie was leaked via webm weeks before so the post release talk you want was scattered through DCuck shit posting and lost.
>>69932395
At least i'm glad the opinion of angry DCucks will forever be ignored in everything.
Glad the public is at least smart enough to realize that.
>every now and then a thread doing damage control and trying to explain how BvS wasn't pure garbage comes up
>absolutely no discussion in /co/
>Civil War is still getting a constant stream of threads for 1 month already
>>69932542
No man, I hated BvS but CW was almost as disappointing as AoU.
Antman was better than both.
>>69932721
And as I said, i'm glad such opinions are irrelevant.
>>69932694
>constant
>1 month
>based
>shitposting
>>69928380
Too busy with /got/.
Also tired of discussing capeshit after the BvS shitstorm. Superhero fillms need to come up with better twists if they want to stay relevant.
>>69928380
It's a fairly middling, forgettable, and bland movie. It has some interesting moments and is pretty damn well paced but there isn't much more I can say that I liked about it aside from the acting and Spider-Man. The Accords should have been a big deal but they end up being just another plot device to break up the team. The conflicts are superficially interesting but when you actually think about any of the motives behind them, it sort of falls apart. The key characters don't really act as you'd have expected them to considering their portrayal in all the previous films. There are some incredible performances delivered with such conviction that (along with the film's decidedly more 'mature' and 'serious' tone) it can be easy to overlook the poorly written story and characters. The cinematography is a major let down and doesn't do justice to what's some terrific choreography. It's just a very bland movie to look at and visually there's very rarely anything to exciting going on. All in all it's an entertaining movie but it was a few steps back from Winter Soldier. It's really made me question the Russo's ability to handle Infinity War.
>>69931039
Good good good, but civil war was shit and forgetable.
>>69934460
Not really, only a bunch of people in here think so.
>>69931734
Civil war, anon.
>>69934485
A bunch of people in here think so and only a few mouseketeers don't.
FTFY
>>69931790
>nothing
WOW
>>69934583
Since when is the opinion of /tv/ relevant?
>>69931950
>food analogies
>>69934626
You should direct your rage to Snyder, not to me.
He's the one that made BvS fail.
There's not enough things to bitch and complain about. I can't even make any epic memes out of this shit like I can with DC kino.
When a movie is mostly agreed by all to be good, there isn't a whole lot to discuss. Bvs on the other hand is crawling in so many flavours of shit that alone is worth a rant or two. yet there is also a faint hint of capekino which will make bvs rememebered by all.
>>69935525
>mostly agreed by all to be good,
>by all
civil snoooooore
>>69930145
how long has Batman v. Superman been out again DCuck?
>While it’s meant to share its title with a comicbook mini-series of the same way, what makes the movie’s structure, action, and character beats so interesting is how Directors Anthony and Joseph V. Russo chose to have the “Civil” of Civil War be the more prominent aspect of the film. The Avengers exist on a strange precipice the likes of which they’ve only experienced fleetingly during the onset of the second Avengers film; one of power and relative security. There is no enormous invading force to thwart or an overt crisis of brobdingnagian stature to stymy. Victory has stripped them of their statuses as eleventh hour underdogs and the intellectual focus shifts from the usual question of “How to stop a vile wrongdoing?” to “How to do good right?”
>Pros and cons are passed between the opposing sides. Evidence is brought up and cases are made. These talks are eerily devoid of the insidousness one would usually expect from such a politically-charged movie. There are no secret agendas or conscious tones of duplicity. The protagonists genuinely believe in the validity of their stances and that makes it difficult for them to reconcile with the opposite camp and puts the audience at a disadvantage when it comes to choosing which team to root for.
>Amidst these disputes are quiet moments shared between teammates. The Vision (Paul Bettany) and Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) share their reservations on how the people they protect fear them. Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) travels a great distance to be there for Steve during a funeral. All these well-crafted encounters stress that the Avengers are all in fact fully realized characters who deeply care for one another and wish this issue and the schemes it is facilitating were not slowly breaking their bonds; tightly holding hands until the first act’s detonation blows apart all their fingers.
>In spite of that, “Civil” persists. Even those that wish to defy authority in their pursuit of justice don’t necessarily want to hurt the authorities. This is best expressed in how Captain America went from fighting Nazis during his first movie (who he could neutralize with extreme prejudice), to the compromised SHIELD organization during his second (the members of whom could be enemies in disguise), to well-meaning law enforcers and his fellow Avengers in the third (who are most definitely not villans). That’s more prevalent for Steve because he’s the main character, but all of the Avengers from the previous films have this same issue. They can’t cut loose on these heroes they disagree with like they did against hostile aliens and insurgents. Rather than neutering the suspense however, this shared desire to not hurt the other side too badly just ratchets up the tensions because neither side wants to lose.
>A delightful consequence of this intent is that, not only do those exquisitely chereographed and inventive hand-to-hand combat sequence get longer, but the overall action becomes creative by necessity and the resulting spectacle correlates directly to the challenges posed to each hero’s skillset. How can Scarlet Witch use her telekinesis to toss away the opposition without breaking every bone in their bodies? How does War Machine (Don Cheadle), an armored champion loaded with missile launchers and gattling guns, perform a non-lethal takedown on hardy opponents? Answering either of these questions here would be a disservice to anyone that hasn’t seen the film yet, but to illustrate the nature of these undeniably kinetic, but strangely sensible solutions, there’s a point where Bucky Barnes has to escape down an apartment building stairwell, but he’s blocked by a squad of German commandoes. He doesn’t want to kill any of them, but they’d overwhelm him if he attempts to nonlethally subdue them head-on. So to bypass this obstacle, he uses his cybernetic arm and super strength to dislodge the hand railing next to him and use it as an improvised metal rope to swing himself down to a lower landing. Impressive as that sounds, it’s shadow boxing compared to the airport brawl between Team Cap and Team Iron Man where every pulled punch is just a prelude to a bigger and weirder mode of attack, and nothing when set alongside the horrific closing grudge match where “Civil” finally dies a most catastrophic death.
>>69928380
Fuck that, the last fight sequence that may have come about through slightly flawed reasons, is great. Blockbusters are missing this shit.
>>69940885
>fight sequence
>great
action, shakey cam, shakey cam, cut, note to edit out 2 seconds from that
stay there while we go to the other side of you both ... and
action, shakey cam, shakey cam, cut, note to edit out 2 seconds from that
stay there while we go around for another angle and ...
action, shakey cam, shakey cam, cut, note to edit out 2 seconds from that
>>69928380
>What happened?
Disney
>>69928546
BvS at least has religious symbolism to talk about.
Civil War doesnt hav anything worthwhile to talk about
>>69928380
Disney always plays it safe, and the audience loves it regrettably. It's like those autists that eat tendies for lunch everyday and never complain.
>>69941954
Don't forget it getting sped up in post production. It made things look very unnatural.
>>69928380
Anyone else really enjoy it? I wanted to be cynical but I ended up pleasantly surprised by how everything turned out. It wasn't perfectly made but overall pretty good, some of the best capeshit I've seen in a while. The airport fight was really satisfying in particular.
>49 posters
this is embarrassing
>>69944968
>Roughly 3 posts per user
I dont see the problem?
