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>>69924462
>>69926275
4th for meera
1st for CHAOSH BROSHIP
first for if you don't find emelia clarke attractive youre a virgin
>>69926275
I need more leaks
> Episode 5, still no Stannis reveal
>mfw they gave Stannis' storyline to Sansa
And now, I shall activate my ICE GRENADE!
Reminder that ep 6 leaks are fake and don't entertain attention starved anons
>>69926330
Not a single man bashing her on here would turn her down if she came on to them.
Reminder that life is unfair.
>>69926330
finding anything with tits attractive is actually the #1 sign you're a virgin.
IT'S HAPPENING
MARGERY BEHEADED PUBLICLY
>>69926357
She should have just thrown it
Reminder: GRRM will die before completing the series and the only ending you'll ever have is the show's.
>>69926330
Can confirm, I think she's fat and ugly as fuck.
1st for semen priestess
>>69926360
I would not have sex with her.
4/10 at best. I could do better.
HO DA DOOOOR
Reminder that women are the reason why all this """""bad"'"''" shit is happening
Well, anon?
What does /got/ know about the following theories? What is the evidence for them?
>Dragon released from Winterfell
>Varys is a Merling
>Red Waste = Garden of Eden
>Dead Dreamers = Long Night Cycles
>Dyson Sphere
>>69926357
>>69926374
She died so they'd be distracted with stabbing her and the others would have a better chance of escape
Is anyone here preocuppied with the rumours about Tommen doing an hero?
He was the last cute boy of the show since Bran became a monster.
I don't want him to die ;;
>>69926376
Sounds cliched but it's true.
He's struggling to write Winds, he will never finish a dream of spring.
>>69926365
>bad pussy and notSansa will never fuck
>>69926389
>shit voice
How to make whitewalker in 3 seconds by DnD
find a white male
stab with obsidian
BOOM a ww
>>69926365
Please, kind sir, post more
>>69926357
Instead of throwing the grenades outside and killing like 1% of an army for no reason, they should've just detonated the whole batch to collapse the tunnel.
>>69926363
What is Golgo 13 doing in my GoT?
>>69926360
I would but just cause I'm gay, she's pretty attractive tbhfam
>>69926330
It's true, I'm almost 30 now.
>>69926419
I'd fuck her wildly though
>>69926357
I can't wait till Preston sees this:
>See, a cryogenic grenade! The Sci-Fi was with us all along!
>>69926275
Who is that guy? Who was he talking to?
>>69926275
Look at the nose. They are one and the same. Also, Robert's Rebellion flashback when?
>>69926442
only if i had prep time
>>69926442
The casting call probably said "Looking for young white actor willing to show penis."
>>69926419
These things don't even have gender and they were being wiped out by foreign invaders
>>69926442
that's literally my fetish
>tfw show is getting worse by the day
The only interesting storyline currently is Bran's, even Jon's story has been stagnant lately.
When we will explore the rest of the world ?
>>69926368
inb4 Margery revealed a tranny doing the walk of shame
>>69926423
jewtits is great, but Melly is still top tier
>>69926275
HOLD THE DOOR
>>69926360
I would.
You know, not everyone just lives on to find a hole to put their dick in.
Let's say she's in the top 10% most attractive women on the planet... So there's like 400 millions women on earth you'd fuck if they wanted to?
Nice standards you have there.
Why are people under the impression that the CotF created the Others from scratch? I think it's clear by what we see and what the girl says that they used it as a last resort, possibly making a pact with the Great Other himself, something along the lines of "bring me men and I'll turn them into loyal soldiers", but then the Great Other, who is obviously evil, turned them against the Children in an effort to take the world.
>>69926424
>Ned wargs into Ice
>>69926442
delicious 2bh
>>69926442
At least that way I can say females have seen my dick.
>>69926442
Sure, why not?
>>69926423
Melony easly
no contest desu lad
WHERE THE FUCK IS BRONN?
WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH THE SEASON AND HE STILL HASN'T APPEARED
>>69926483
>no gender
Leaf is a confirmed female you shitlord
This whole time travel stuff won't be in the books, right?
And the White Walkers origins will also be differentright?
>>69926423
I want to see Jon fuck both of them at the same time.
Feminist power fantasy the show.
Every episode we will remind you how evil men are.
>The khals wanting to rape a strong powerful women(Kelly C).
Every episode this season we will remind you white men have small cocks or none.
>Varys has no cock joke every episode this season.
>Jon snows small pecker joke last episode.
Every episode we will remind you how evil white men are.
>Ramsay being evil, killing white women and sending evil rape letter.
>The WHITE masters owning BLACK slaves.
Every episode we will remind you how weak white men are.
>Jaime,Jon,Kevan,Loras,Theon and Tommen all being weak little bitches until a strong powerfull woman tell them otherwise.
Every episode we will remind you that men are nothing but BETA whiteknights.
>GreyWorm, Jaime, Jorah and Sam.
Every episode we will remind you how powerful woman are.
>Brienee talking shit about executing evil white man Stannis.
>Kelly C killing evil men, being portrayed as a goddess while being The smuggest of cunts.
>Sansa demanding Jon to take back WinterFell or she will take back WinterFell by herself, while Jon was being a little bitch.
>Yara going to rule the Iron Islands while saying how worthless white men are.
The entire plot just become good women vs evil men
>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN
>>69926275
Why did they make Rickard so old looking here? Even when he was killed by the Mad King, I didn't envision him looking this old and Ned is just a child here.
>>69926445
fag
>>69926376
If the rest of the season and next season are as good as the first half of this season, I'll be alright with that.
>>69926275
Looks like a character straight from the Witcher.
>>69926368
>WoS would be hot
>beheading would be hot
>instead we'll have the tyrell faggots save the day before we see anything
>they'll probably kill off Loras and save Margaery too
>>69926475
>Bran goes back in time to become Bran the Builder to build the wall so he can rebuild the wall after Night's King destroys it
>chops down weirwoods to build the first wall
>gets captured by CotF, sacrificed as punishment for his sacrilege
>returns as Night's King
IT FITS
When i woke up today i didn't have a curly hair-anne frank froggirl fetish
Fuck you /got/
>>69926376
Reminder: the show isn't nearly as good as it was in the first three seasons as D&D frantically try and wrap up everyone's intricate storylines within like 15 hours
>>69926541
Riverlands.
Did he forget about the mountain clans?
>>69926275
>tfw everybody around you can't help but mention that you have NO COCK every single day
>>69926423
Isn't there another one showing up?
The black one.
>"I command you to heal yourself"
>>69926475
D&D want to pull off some fight club shit??
>>69926368
Quite the army you got there Kingslayer :^)
>>69926424
>>Varys is a Merling
This is mostly satirical, making fun of the ridiculous shit fans come up with. But here's the full explanation http://pastebin.com/9A6ByfrB
TOP 100 FOR WANTING TO BE RECOGNIZED FOR ONE'S ACTING ABILITY AND NOT BOOBS
>>69926446
More like
>find male
>bring to weirdwood tree and perform ritual
>stab with magicked obsidian blade
>boom, White Walker
>>69926275
Is that from the Witcher tv show?
>>69926363
Arya was great doing as Arya in that scene tbqh
>>69926547
>not wanting to see them both fuck eachother with weird fire magic between
Pleb tier
>>69926541
fucking lolis
>>69926541
Gallivanting across the world in search ofbad pussy
>>69926481
Yeah, a product of the terrible wig department this show suffers from from time to time
>>69926541
He's going to be in the riverlands with Jaime.
>>69926423
melly is literally my wife
>>69926474
Rickard Stark
>>69926442
and what is he doing with his other hand?I-Is he putting a finger in his boypussy?
>>69926446
I'd imagine there's some relevance to the fact he's being stabbed by freaky elves in a graveyard, and tied to a mystical magic tree.
Question about the unnecessary penis scene. I'm as Jew so a little confused. It looks like the extra skin closed off over the head. If you don't pull your skin back when you pee does it just fill up like a balloon?
And do all people in westeros and Essos keep their foreskin? I would imagine the red god people cut it and throw it in the fire.
>>69926552
>>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN
I don't why there aren't more people complaining about this.
This whole story now is literally about MEN vs WOMEN.
Fuck these two kikes.
>>69926546
They might not neccersarily be different, but they will not be forced like the 30 seconds we get in the show, It'll be fleshed out elegently. The GRRM is hack meme needs to die because the man knows how to write
>>69926419
>they will never tie you up and stab you in the chest and turn you into a nigh-immortal being
I would volunteer desu.
Maybe ask for a little kinky fuck with them to sweeten the deal.
>>69926453
That would cost more in the long run anon, considering the makeup and prosthetic of the mossgurll
>>69926604
What the fuck are they gonna do with 50~ knights that aren't even facing the right way?
>>69926589
No, D&D did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKMDOORSTUCK
>>69926546
Hold-the-door is confirmed by GRRM.
BOOKFAGS BTFO
Male leaders remaining
>High Sparrow (dead this season)
>Jon Snow
>Dolorous Edd
>Nights King
>Edmure Tully
>Ramsay Bolton (dead this season)
>Kevan Lannister (dead this season)
>CIA (maybe they'll kill him)
>Euron Greyjoy (awful show version)
>Mace Tyrell (pussywhipped by Olenna Tyrell)
>Tommen Baratheon (pussywhipped by his mother and wife, dead this season)
Female leaders left
>Daenarys Targaryen
>Olenna Tyrell
>Cersei Lannister
>Yara Greyjoy
>Sansa Stark
>Sand Sneks
men will soon be outnumbered
>>69926442
Only if a qt girl tell me it's penis inspection day
>>69926604
All soldiers face the faith militant. Backs open to the public. Public attacks Tyrell army. Shit hits fan.
Reminder that Yara will take Aurane Waters story and become Pirate Queen
>>69926357
Why didn't she just throw it?
>>69926442
Only if I have to suck the smegma ridden dick of the fat Jewish executive.
>>69926518
look anon, that's all fine and dandy, but that's a GOOD idea, and GOOD ideas don't belong in this show
just let it go
>>69926541
getting some baad pussaaaay
>>>/wsg/1095932
>>69926541
he's the dude grabbing Pod from behind in the season trailer
>>69926442
Why the fuck not?
What stupid thing will happen at the end of the next episode?
Jon
>books: a true leader figure, reforms Nights Watch, makes peace with wildlings, strikes a deal with Iron Bank to last a winter
>show: Sansa's servant, leaves NW like a fag
Tyrion
>books: shrewd broken man who against all odds survives piracy and slavery, all while dragging useless dwarfette along
>show: Dany's servant
Jaime
>books: becomes disillusioned with Cersei, desides to do whatever he can by becoming a decent man
>show: just kinda stands beside Cersei
Varys
>books: masterfully crafts a plot to restore Targs
>show: YOU GOT NO CAWK, also Dany's servant
Dany
>books: sunset found her squatting in a grass...
>show: *le badass burning*
Game of Pussywhipped Cucks
>>69926543
>tfw left and right will never drive an obsidian dagger into you're cock
>>69926368
It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows.
>>69926674
doruck
>>69926365
that poor girl
she auditioned for kinvara but ended up having to go with the only role she could land... fAnsa who has to break her tits out
>>69926543
Marry, kill, rape, fuck
>>69926684
What is dead may never die.
But rises again, harder and stronger
>>69926653
>Question about the unnecessary penis scene. I'm as Jew so a little confused. It looks like the extra skin closed off over the head. If you don't pull your skin back when you pee does it just fill up like a balloon?
>>69926702
Aurane isn't the Pirate King, he's on his way to join Stannis.
>>69926684
>implying Olenna Tyrell wont die this season
>implying sand sneks aren't going to die this season too
lol
>>69926661
>have some of the zombies get through the tunnel as it collapses
>green bitches die fighting them off
>problem solved and it was less retarded
>mfw Anne Frank and a cripple managed to escape from a army of ice zombies
>>69926546
If you weren't so ignorant you'd already know that GRRM has written about this exact same thing before in other of his books
Not physical time travel, but time travel that involves a consciousness going back in time and merging with an existing consciousness to change the past
Yeah it's pretty likely it'll be revealed in the books too, but then again Blood raven says it's not possible who knows
>>69926543
fuck, marry, kill, cum on face?
>>69926329
thanks for holding it down my man
>>69926684
Ramsay doesn't die, according to some spoilers Jon almost kills him but then Sansa says that he should be arrested and held on trial instead. Not sure why they'd do that though
What does it mean?
atleast this season isn't worse than 5, it was just boring
>>69926543
Leaf best girl ;_;
>>69926653
So as well as being a Jew you're also a retard
>>69926747
what the fuck
are you 12? do you not understand the concept of biology?
>>69926275
WITCHA WITCHA WITCHA WITCHA!
>>69926446
At least Jon got some washing and a haircut for his ritual.
We are on Season fucking 6 and still the overarching plot of 'Houses bickering while there is a greater threat out there to the North' has hardly fucking moved an inch.
WHY?
Can we get these fucking WW near the wall for fuck sake, Jon has seen the cunts and yet he's still leaving the wall and being his sisters squire instead.
Nigga died and forgot that theres shit to do north?
Get Dany across the sea and get this shit moving, there are only 2 seasons left and at the pace its been moving then it looks like the last 2 after this season are going to seemed rushed as fuck.
>>69926684
Honestly, Euron is going against Yara, a stronk womyn, not to mention he's hurr durr sexists wanting to marry Dany, another stronk womyn, so he's dead already too. And Jon doesn't have the Stork name but Sansa does.
>>69926786
They're in on it together.
Dayne is a servant of the Night's King.
What is dead may never die, he'll be raised and take up Dawn once more.
>>69926747
Yes anon, you are absolutely right.
>>69926753
It was said he is at Tortures Deep
hold the door
>>69926424
I would assume the Dyson Sphere means the entire world is actually inside of a Dyson Sphere which was created by some alien race, which is why the seasons and weather are all fucked up
>>69926776
>tfw Ramsay escapes with the help of 20 good men
>mfw Ramsay goes back to the dread fort, raises an army of many 20 good mens and retakes winterfell
:^)
>>69926747
>as a jew I dont know about the tips of dicks
well thats just plain not true.
>>69926747
Yes, I've done that quite a few times just for the amusement of watching it inflate. As you may imagine it can be quite messy when you let go.
>>69926653
No, but it does if you pinch the hole shut.
>>69926423Imagine these eyes locking onto yours, tears forming at the corners and running down her cheek as she allows your manhood to sink deeper and deeper into her throat
Television & Film
>>69926275
Is that Vesemir?
>>69926786
is there an actual reason for this
or is this another bravo D&D budget moment
So if Bran can time travel now, what's stopping him from going back to the past and preventing the Others creation and every single bad thing that has ever happened?
>>69926389
Giant fucking nose
>>69926824
What do you expect Jon to do? There's >100 brothers of the Watch left. There's nothing they can do to stop them. Not unless the south gets their shit together, but that won't happen until it's too late.
>>69926894
Rickard Stork.
>>69926368
Looks like the shoe's on the other foot now, eh Anne Boleyn?
t. Wolsey
reminder: jack bender directed last nights episode as well as next week
he is the person who directed the most episodes ofL O S T
Someone better make some battle armor for Ghost. I'm getting sick of these direwolves getting merked for no reason.
>>69926826
>Euron is going against Yara, a stronk womyn, not to mention he's hurr durr sexists wanting to marry Dany, another stronk womyn, so he's dead already too
Yes, anon, that's why. Christ I'd hate to be you.
Hold the door = Hodor had absolutely no business being believable
But DnD made it make sense
Bravo
>>69926604
the statue Arya hid under in S1 when Ned got beheaded isn't there anymore LUL consistency LUL
>bran fucked up hodor's life for no reason
Is this good writing?
>>69926786
He's the russian guy in charge of fighting choreography, he also portrays the Night's King this season. That scene pretty much confirms the guy that was first turned into a Walker is the Night's King we see.
>>69926913
Because it's a closed loop. He can not alter the past, only become responsible for things that already happened. Like in Harry Potter 3.
>>69926786
Bran wanted to take Gerold back in time to even the odds for his father.
He ended up copy pasting instead of cutting and pasting, not saving any lives at the Tower of Joy and fucking everything up everywhere else.
>>69926347
And jon
Why's the show becoming more and more like an anime?
>DUDE TIME TRAVEL LMAO
And just when I thought that this show couldn't get worse.
And reddittors claim that this is the best TV show in history.
>>69926275
>silver-haired Stark
BRAVO DABID&D
>>69926893
>tears
>implying
If anything they'd smile like cheeky cunts. Red priestesses are mega sluts.
>>69926941
andThe Sopranos HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRR
>>69926941
I fucking knew it. GOT confirmed for bullshit LOST tier ending.
>>69926913
Yeah the episode showed how Bran mastered his time travel skills and how it fixed everything.
Worked just about right with Hodor.
I don't understand why he doesn't just turn everyone in Westeros into retards then have them killed later on.
I mean if you have such a great skill, why just do it to one person?
>>69926423
do we call this semon demon bowl?
>>69926951
>Hold the door = Hodor had absolutely no business being believable
>But DnD made it make sense
No they didn't.
The whole thing felt contrived to explain the name of retarded character that didn't need to be explained.
>>69926697
shit you're right
>>69926653
The skin shouldn't close off the tip, then there's something weird going on. In general you pull your foreskin back while peeing though, at least I assume most people do since there's the chance it might fly off in all kinds of directions otherwise
>>69926769
Coldhands/Based Benjen is going to save them next episode
>>69926913
Because it would have already happened you fucknugget.
The past can't be changed because anything you do to try and change it would literally have happened otherwise you wouldnt be at the point you are now
>>69926880
Excellent point that I ought to have made but neglected to. Childish piss games are serious business.
>>69926947
>We can't be arsed animating these CGI wolves - lets just kill them off
>>69926824
They literally explained it last night.
Jon needs to go take Winterfell in order to build an army/gain the trust of the North to fight the White Walkers.
The southern part of Westeros don't give a shit about the White Walkers since they haven't experienced them yet/don't believe they exist, but things are moving at a nice pace where the White Walkers should breach the wall by the end of the season.
Go watch The Walking Dead if you want the show to just be about people fighting zombies.
>>69926913
he's going to try to stop Aerys and then actually make him go crazy
hey go look for greyscale cure
but not where you might reasonably find medical knowledge, like large cities
I mean yeah we're heading back to Meereen and you could follow us, but no need really
it's not like there would be any wise people there
shit, even Tyrion might have read something about it, but nah just head off into a random direction and hope you find Asshai or w/e
>>69926988
>not knowing that aging silvers your hair
dont know if retarded or just retarded
>>69926786
>>69926786
he's so hot. fuck, seeing him tied up like that is giving me a boner
>>69926963
Nah I don't think so, nothing is a coincidence with D&D, they're playing a higher game here
>>69926997
Semen-priestessbowl
R'hllorbowl
Semon demon bowl
Redbowl
>>69926962
DId he really have a choice? Seems like he's just caught in a timeloop which no real decision
>>69927004
>>69926951
in the behind the scenes episode, D&D confirmed that GRRM told them this is what happens
its from the fat ass himself GET SALTY
>>69926976
Jon is Sansa's servant
> kill, fuck, marry /got/ edition
> reply to to this one and in the same post, name 3
>starting with Knivara, Melisandre, Missandei
bad writing
bad writin
batriding
badpucci
>>69926973
>Bran wanted to take Gerold back in time to even the odds for his father.
well of course
>>69927012
>>69926995
>>69926970
But if he can't change anything why bother introducing time travel in the first place?
What was even the point of his journey then?
>>69927028
>this chin
gagged
>>69926656
>The GRRM is hack meme needs to die because the man knows how to write
I dropped reading the series by the third book because his writing is regurgitated shit despite the story being decently interesting.
Did Jorah board the SS Abandoned Plotlines now that there is more room on it?
>>69927009
I don't pull mine back when I piss, it only flies off in weird directions if I have boxer fluff stuck on it from last nights fap.
>>69926893
I knew he was a jew just by looking at her. My jewdar is just that good.
>>69926989
I get that you might be a virgin, but have you never watched pornographic film with deepthroating involved? Gag reflex causes your eyes to tear up (try it yourself)
>>69926368
yeah, no
check out those nice new clothes she gets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1mNnO4m8zg
>tfw best character and best actor is going to be stuck in a shitty plotline
still salty we didn't get a Theon meets Stannis scene like in the books
Jorah's hand looks like it needs Moqorro's attention pretty soon.
Calling it - ep.8-9 Jorah becomes Winter Soldier
Are they stuck in a Timeloop maybe?
Is there another character that gets more people killed than Bran? His fuck ups have killed all of his party, his spying on Jamie/Cersei sowed the seeds of the civil war. He fucked up Wyllas.
The Night King is a pussy compared to Bran.
>>69927069
Marry, fuck, kill
>>69926757
Mace dies while fighting the faith militant along with margery and loras. Olenna bitches at Cersei and Cersei loses her shit. Orders Robert Strong to bash her head in. House Tyrell also out of the Game of Thrones.
>>69926655
>>the children of forest (which are female) created ice zombie lords (which are all male) for their fight against first MEN
If it was reversed you would say MEN needs to create WOMEN to protect them.
There is no way to please you
>>69927075
image for ants
im fo an
imfoan
foan
faggot
>>69927009
I actually don't pull it back. Without the foreskin it comes out at such a velocity it splatters everywhere. Can shoot like 5 meters easy
>>69926900
Yes he's the Night's King actor, but he also does fighting choreographer, his name is Vladimir Furdik.
>>69926853
>yfw Ramsay and his 20 good men lose cause Jon knows Winterfell better than any of them ever could
nth for Best Sansa
>>69927069
Marry Melly, Fuck Missandei, Kill Knivara
>Cersei, Margaery, Myrcella
>>69926786
Daniel Craig is Gerold Hightower?
i've been asking myself
can a man truly crush another's head in with just his hands? Like what the mountain does to oberyn, but a normal person
>Trump's wall is considered racist
>but GoT wall is not
Requesting that webm with the parody theme song and making of pepe ramsay
>>69926389
Jew nose
>The past can't be changed
So in the past Wylis got fucked up in the head because Bran in the present warged into Wylis? That makes no sense
>>69927069
Literally what's the point of including Missandei if it's an automatic kill in the lands of /got/
>>69927055
Did someone say BASE BOWL?
>>69927147
a gorilla could
>>69926363
whos the girl on the left?
>>69927119
Bran warged into them so they don't kill everything, that's why they ran.
>>69927095
No shit Anon
>>69927108
In a perfect world, Yara would die and Theon would had to learn how to be a leader and lead the Ironborn to glory
>>69927097
>red priestess
>gag refelx
lmao. their motto isn't "R'hllor hungers" for nothing
>>69927064
>Something happens that's not in the book
"The show is the show and the books are the books"
>Something happens that may be in the books later
"When Martin told us about this..."
It's a hypocritical position to take. You can't claim your adaption is a separate entity, then run back to the author when something objectional or weird happens.
Have they completely abandoned the Dorne storyline?
Were Dumb&Dumber bullied too much, and now they are too embarrassed to return to it?
>>69927119
No, they just fled from Brienne the Houndslayer
>>69927141
Did she lose weight since last season?
>>69927140
maisie was cute back then
what happened
requesting boobs from yesterday's episode
>>69927108
>He's entering a plotline where he'll somehow be even more emasculated than when he had his dick chopped off
preston when?
>>69927012
But the past IS Bran warging from the future
>>69927161
Virgin detected
>>69927095
>My jewdar is just that good.
Since you seem to have established that some man's a Jew by looking at a woman I'd have to agree.
>>69927140
>inb4 super secret passage that gets behind them all
Season 1
>finally, I'm glad they're adapting ASOIAF. It's such a great fantasy series that everyone should know about
Season 6
>Game of Thrones sucks. All the normies watch it these days. I have to hear people discuss it at the office. DABID
Why is /tv/ so chockfull of hipsters?
>>69927171
geralt would win
>>69926368
Did they forget that you get your head shaved in private before the walk starts?
>>69926424
>Dyson Sphere
What the fuck.
>>69927108
>That speech he gave
>>69927119
>there in one scene
>gone the next
>no one notices
Fell down a crack in time.
>>69926684
So at least in this season there are twice as many men leaders as female. What are you complaining about?
>>69926363
who is the first one?
>>69927161
Because her character maybe didn't want to expose her tits to the crowd
>>69927184
I don't even give a shit that she's a jew
she's fucking gorgeous
>>69927184
she has a bit of the same look as the Waif
>>69927122
The civil war was going to happen regardless of Bran, and if anything his party dying is more the fault of Bloodraven than Bran.
>>69927244
>who is the first one?
>>69927210
bravo D&D
It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows.
redditors can't read this or what
>>69927220
Such is life
>>69927022
>MUH GOT IS THE BEST TV SERIES EVER AND SO DEEP GO WATCH MEME SHOW IF YOU WANT MEME FIGHT
Shut up you retard. Look what I am saying.
THIS SHOW ONLY HAS 2 SEASONS LEFT.
>Its taken 6 seasons to get to this point now and the South still don't know about the walkers
in the last 2 seasons they have to:
>get Dany across the sea and the dragons to Bran
>Have the High Sparrow and co taken down
>Arya doing her shit as a Faceless slag
>Clegene bowl
>Tie up a few loose eneds
>show the winner of the Game
And you think this wont seemed rushed in 2 seasons?
>
>>69927212
I really need him to make sense of this mess
>>69926913
You never know what the fuck would happen if he did that, maybe he wouldn't even be born
>>69926970
I don't get it, what makes you think Hodor would be fucked up unless Bran timetraveled and brainfucked him?
>>69927161
On-stage she's in character as a ginger, and gingers have pink nipples. Same reason she's wearing a wig.
>>69927161
Because Redheads dont have dark nips you fool
>>69927143
Marry Marg, Fuck Cersei (possibly the best hate fuck in history?), kill myrcella
> Ros, Ygritte, Doreah
>>69926423
Melisandre is superior physically and more attractive. But fucking Kinvara's slimy Zionist cunt would be much more satisfying. In short, I want the Good Mel but need the Bad Poosy
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>>69926776
The timeline is a fixed straight line (black)
Any "event" that happens when Bran looks into the past creates a loop (grey) which then goes back along the timeline as normal
>>69927245
come on now
>>69927095
There is quite literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>69927161
>It's an anon literally can't into nipples episode
>>69927196
Yup, they just went CTRL+A, delete.
It was mentioned in passing that the sneks control Dorne now
>>69927220
>implying /tv/ wasn't bitching about everything as always during s1
What did Linda have to say about the episode then?
Autism as usual?
>>69927036
did you enjoy this anon? I did at least when Theon's pants were coming down and he shyly attempted to hide his twinky little ass
of course cockblocking ensued later
>>69926684
Yara will die this season, Cersei either this season or next, Sand Sneks will be culled soon.
>>69927194
its never going to be 100% word for word, scene for scene adaptation.. you pick and you choose and this time they chose GRRMs original vision
nobody is being hypocritical.. now circle the wagons and find something else to shit on D&D for
is that the best you got today?
>>69926467
Never doubt the superoir austist
>Jon comes back from the dead
>a part of him is missing
>executes his brothers who betrayed him
>Sansa shows up
>he's now a lil bitch
Why is this happening?
>>69926423
Melly because she was in my yard
he held the door
>>69926607
Thick
>>69927316
she made some good points
Season 7: Return of the Mannis HYPE
>>69927328
DABID
>>69927317
>tfw no Ramsay to torture you and flay your cock
Why even live.
>>69927342
He hodor
>>69926604
>all Tyrell men
why no Lannisters?
>>69927249
>that nose
>eyes in different area codes
>that man jaw
>brows thicker than flat point sharpies
To each their own but I'm not a fan.
>>69926697
I thought that too. It's almost certain to happen because of the whole communist approach the High Sparrow is going for, the many vs the few.
Anyone else feels absolutely gutted by hodors death?
He literally saw his own death at age 10, got mindfucked by it
Spent the rest of his life with one purpose and as he's screaming in agony and being ripped apart he still stands there holding it so that the people he care about get away
He's literally the noblest character in the show
>>69927350
What did she like/ dislike?
>>69927199
x-men forced her to work out and go on a diet
Theon has one of the best character arcs in this series
A scene where after Ramsay's been captured and imprisoned a more reformed Theon encounters him would be great.
>>69927264
No your bait is just apparently too lackluster for even /tv/
Embarrassing
WHY WOULD THEY KILL STANNIS OFF CAMERA
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE MUST BE ALIVE STILL OTHERWISE THEY'D SHOW US EXPLICITLY
What's happened to the pirate bay?
>>69927373
>He literally saw his own death at age 10
No he didn't
>>69927171
get a better gameplay you faggot
Whats he think about?
>>69927373
I seriously cri everytim
>>69927370
>not liking those eyebrows
fite me
>>69927395
>he hasn't seen the filming leaks
jesus christ you guys are new
>>69927021
kek
>>69927282
Hodor is only brainfucked because Bran made it so in the past. Bran only discovers that he is responsible for it through causing it. There is no point except for Le ebin tweest.
>>69926604
>>69927369
>Tyrell men
>not led by Randyll Tarly
reeeeeeee
>>69927196
There's no way that's true or else they wouldn't have butchered it so hard in the first episode of the season while it was still somewhat salvageable. They are just on hold until Caloreesi gets to Westeros and they can combine their gurrl power armies.
>>69927138
Telling me you're unable to restrict the flow in order to slow down the velocity? Nobody pisses at full force unless you're trying to show off in front of the lads and lasses
>>69927412
thos beans
>Middle of the battle of Winter
>Space child comes to Bran
>He has three choices, he can destroy the white walkers, control the white walkers, or fuse them and humans to form the next evolved species
>No matter what option he chooses, the ending will Winterfell shooting a laser beam at the Wall and destroying it, except the color is different
>>69927254
shutup bittersteel's skull
stupid skull
>bump limit in 20 min
Chill out cunts I can't keep up
>>69927396
They changed things in the show. Stannis is the gravedigger in the show. Screencap this.
>>69927412
nothing cause he's dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69926959
JUST FUCK MY SHOW UP SENPAI
>>69927326
Bullshit. D and D should own their decisions instead of hiding behind the fat fuck like little bitches.
>find something else to shit on D&D for
Fish in a fucking barrel.
>>69927373
Its weird how retard literally cant even into a basic bitch shows like GoT
>>69927404
We'll know for sure when TWoW comes
So when did D&D decide to bring Moffat onto the team?
>>69927373
He was too pure.I seriously welled up, that shit was bleak, a bit daft but fuckin' bleak.
HOLY SHIT
>Gwendoline Christie (Brienne of Tarth) revealed to Entertainment Weekly that the production filmed a moment involving Sansa “going Mean Girls” on Brienne and teasing the warrior maid about Tormund’s flirtations. “[Y]ou had this powerful warrior who’s totally flustered,” said Christie.
I can't wait till this faggot show is over so I can make a megacut of Jon's adventures and make a long ass movie.
>whitewalkers don't need food or sleep
>their swords instantly shatter any sword that's not Valyrian steel (an incredibly rare metal, where a House might only have one sword to pass down)
>can revive anyone they kill
>have a giant wight army that will never lose morale and don't need upkeep
>have giant spiders at their bidding
How do you beat this?
>>69927372
That's probably cersei plan though
Two sparrows with one rock, tyrells fuck themselves over by getting raped by everyone in the city
Cersei has high sparrow for herself with Gregor
I wonder how margaery will die though, surely the faith wouldn't execute her, and the people love her
>>69927369
Almost all their army is in the riverlands.
Tyrells have the largest army in the 7 kingdoms currently, they are the only ones with men to spare.
>>69926426
you know what else could've distracted them? A fucking grenade that could blow them the fuck up
>>69927328
He hasn't seen his family in ages, just been getting word about them being slaughtered left and right.
Also why are people complaining about Sansa finally not being a weak pathetic character after several seasons of development
>>69927396
WHY WOULD THEY KILL HODOR OFF CAMERA
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE MUST BE ALIVE STILL OTHERWISE THEY'D SHOW US EXPLICITLY
>>69927220
Season 1 is a faithful adaptation of the first book with very little show original content, season 6 is almost entirely show original content. See the connection there?
>>69927311
They did.
>dany's eyes aren't purple
>the king's hunt is just four guys in a forest
>cersei is being white washed
The good old days.
>>69927327
Has preston ever said anything about CleganeBowl?
>>69927317
hell yeah i did
shows need more male rape
When Willys yelling hold the door, was he yelling as his younger self or is the present Hodor yelling through time?
>>69927184
She's missing a mustache and a beard
>>69927395
Aye, Theon is great now. He's no longer a little shit and has matured quite a lot mentally.
>>69927497
By forgetting they exist until Bran starts warging into everyone
>>69927370
I love strong jawlines in women, I dunno why
and those piercing eyes man
>>6992749720 good men
>>69926719
Best vidya adaptation coming through
>>69927497
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>>69927509
Hodor is wight now, anon
>>69927493
This.
Once it's over, there will be versions without filler and other bullshit like Dorne. Also cutting Kelly C's screentime by 50%.
>>69927069
Kill Meli, Fuck Missandei (sorry Meli, I wanna try latte pussy before I die), Marry Kinvara and produce a horde of children with crazy eyebrows
>>69927497
snipe the night king with a dragonglass arrow
Jorah just cut your arm off my man. Then fight Jamie Lannister mono e mono.
>>69927493
Wasn't there talks of an HBO Witcher series? Where the hell is that so I can drop this shit already?
Please don't tell me they're going to try and keep the fantasy genre going so they're waiting for GoT to finish.
>>69927108
The setup in the books is actually a lot better in this case.
>Asha and Vic have the Kingsmoot
>The Old Way and Asha's New Way loses against Euron's Dragon Way
>Asha escapes, and realises because Theon was absent, he can invalidate the Kingsmoot and overthrow Euron
>Theon becomes the embodiment of What is Dead May Never Die
>"No godless man may sit the seastone chair " Theon in Greek= Godly
>King Theon could bring in the Stark Way, and integrate Ironborn culture with the mainland and stop their nigger culture for good
vs
>Tortured Theon turns up at the first kingsmoot
>Abdicates in favour of Yara
>Still loses to Euron
>lol oops
https://twitter.com/ElsBastards/status/643482589215465472/photo/1
It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows.
go on reddit screen this
>>69927493
Based. I can't wait to watch it
>>69927488
This reeks more of mediocre Gaypiss storytelling. And lo and behold, there he is:
Why do the Night's Watch need to defend the Wall when the Wall canonically has ancient magic imbued in it that prevents any WW from passing through?
>>69927488
Nah, not paradoxy enough and too well written for Moffhack
>>69927499
>Almost all their army is in the riverlands.
Then how did Blackfish retake Riverrrun?
>Tyrells have the largest army in the 7 kingdoms currently
Please pay attention to the show before posting. It was stated literally an episode ago Tyrells have the second biggest army.
>>69927451
>Space child comes to Bran
Well that's me done for today. From here any direction is downhill.
>>69927412
barbeque
>>69927497
20 good men
>>69926337
entire season has leaked already, anon. there is literally nothing left to reveal.
>>69927489
He knew.
Ever since he entered the cave he knew he was not going to leave, and he was fucking scared.
>>69927497
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>>69927497
>how is le ebil nercromancer killed in every fantasy
>>69927412
two warts
>>69927069
Kill Melly Sanders
Marry Missandei
Fuck Knivara
>Ros Osha Sansa
>>69927490
Honestly as silly as it was I've enjoyed those Tormund moments.
>>69927501
>development
Getting an unwanted porking apparently changed her into a political mover and shaker. Then she said how dumb LF's plan was, even though she went along with it. If you need to get raped to know that was a bad idea, that's not character development, it's a retard having a rare moment of clarity.
>>69927396
The shot it cuts to after is a solider stabbing someone
You have to be a bit of a dumb dumb not to realize what that means
do you like when i explain things for you dumb dumb?
>>69926424
The labels on these are so wrong. Jorah=AA R+L=J are both above the heads of normies, Jon Snow=AA is more like it. Even the most shallow levels are deeper than most people think about the show.
>>69927497
100% guarantee you pulling the obsidian dagger out of the Night's King destroys all the other White Walkers and causes the wights to de-animate.
>>69926880
I wish I wasn't denied this fun by the rabbi
>>69927497
By going back in time and genociding the children of the forest.
>>69926424
>Dragon released from Winterfell
red comet + dragon / smoke from the sack + rumored eggs under Winterfell + hot springs = dragon released from Winterfell
>Varys is a Merling
muh boats, muh keeps rowing, muh hairlings, muh king Littlefinger
no idea about the rest, Dead Dreamers is about people becoming the weirwoods I guess?
>>69927497
Betting that tree the Night's King was made at will be Branned to fuck them over somehow.
>>69927069
marry melisandre
fuck melisandreignorethe rest
im a loyal person
>>69927501
I'm complaining about the fact they made him a pussy. so that a "badass" girl and her cyclops with tits can contrast him better.
It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows.
>>69927515
indeed.
Also
>fuck Ros why are they wasting screentime for her
Don't cry, Melly
>>69927370
I agree the nose could be better, but the rest of those downsides you listed are things I like in women
Different strokes for different folk, as they say ;^)
>>69927600
>tfw rezzing 400 liches every time
>>69927528
For that moment they were simply connected.
>>69927515
>Danny wasnt a hot 12 year old
>>69927665
DONT CRY MELLY
>>69927665
DON'T CRY MELLY PLS OR I CRI TO
>>69927566
That might be cool.
>>69927665
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69927069
Marry Missandei
Kill Knivara
Fuck Meli
>>69927665
DON'T CRY MELLY :))))))))
>>69927659
kek, I forgot about Ros.
Seriously though, what was the point of that?
>>69927665
Don't cry, Melly!
>>69927568
based on the trailers i figured margaery converted but tommen too?
HOLY FUCK
>>69927220
Although you do have a point, the show had a noticable drop in quality past season 2, and then again with season 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k_HWCIT8nY&feature=youtu.be&t=1m25sDoes that make her a priestess of R'hllor?
>Hodor sees how he will die if he lets Bran go north
>Still does it anyway.
>Doesn't say nope fuck that causing a time paradox.
>>69927567
>Ironborn ever choosing a eunuch at a Kingsmoot
nah
Theon's purpose is just to invalidate the Kingsmoot so Asha or Rodrick can win the seastone chair
It begins with the High Sparrow going down the Sept’s stairs while the people applaud him. He explains that Queen Margaery has joined them in accepting the power of the Faith. Just then, Jaime Lannister bursts into the scene, on horseback and leading an army of a hundred and forty Tyrell soldiers, and demands that the High Sparrow free Queen Margaery. Suddenly, the gates of the Great Sept open —it is Tommen Baratheon, followed by Queen Margaery and the Kingsguards, who are bearing the Faith Militant’s sigil instead of the Royal sigil. The king and queen have accepted the High Sparrow’s reformed faith, and they are acclaimed by the people. It is emphasized that this is only the first part of the scene; the rest will be filmed today, and it is expected to be a trascendental scene in which the two factions come to blows
>>69927515
If you don't think the very first scene of the very first episode is a total disaster of an adaptation you need to go to reddit.
>>69927665
Don't cry, Melly.
>>69927640
>im a loyal person
She's not.
>>69927709
>wanting HBO to fuck up another fantasy world you like
Have we learned nothing?
>>69927673
it's the op feel desu lad, but good feel as well
WE HARRY POTTER NOW
I seriously thought they were going to change the kingsmoot story and make asha win because gurrl power
>>69927069
Kill Melly, fuck Kinvara, marry Missandei.
So the faceless men are nothing more than contract killers?
>>69927759
i'm loyal to her
i am hers
>>69926379
>69926379▶
>>>69926330
underrated post
>mfw even my supernormie showfag sister thought the hodor scene was idiotic and is getting tired of the show
>>69927731
She was the exposition whore. Characters jumping her bones would blab about their relatives, social standing and motives and she would provide TnA for the bored audience.
>>69927731
dunno, but she had some best tits
wish she took fakeArya plot instead of Sansa
>>69927745
>the show will never be this good again
>>69927783
What did you expect? They're the dark brotherhood, nothing more.
>>69927069
Kill Missandei
Fuck Mellisandre
Marry Knivara
Missandei isn't that attractive, Melly and Kniny are leauge ahead.
>>69927573
Because canonically there's a horn that can't bring down the wall
Because the wall doesn't actually cover everything (white walkers could probably if need be build boats)
If they feel like it they could spend a good while climbing the mountains at the shadow tower
There's literally a cave system that can take you through the south/north
>Kingsmoot only features Greyjoys
>Guy basically confirms they would always pick Theon if he wasn't a PTSD eunuch
What's even the point?
>>69927305
>there's nothing wrong with being a spawn of Satan
>all these kill melly
fucking heretics, the lot of you
>>69927783
Seems like it. What a bunch of cucks. I suppose Arya's arc will be telling the faceless man to go fuck himself while taking his ninja skills back to Westeros.
>>69927412
he's smelling his own fart
>>69927754
Care to explain? It's been a long time since I watched it, but I might rewatch and keep an eye on the things you mean.
>>69927600
How are necromancers beaten, wise /tg/?
>>69927783
Yes, dont be surprised. They're nothing special in the books either, in fact they're very ambitious and secular as they're trying to simply take over braavos and using arya to collect intelligence .
They're not some assassin's creed esoteric guild with a higher purpose
>>69927803
>mfw I recognize that butt desu
>>69927069
Kill Missandei
Fuck Kinvara
Marry Melly
>>69927648
How is he a pussy now?
>>69926499
Yi Ti is basically China and the Five Forts is the chink equivalent of the Wall, built by the Merlings to keep out the white walkers when they attacked from the east.
There is probably another Red Priestess preparing Yi Ti for the impending invasion but its another story that won't be covered in the books or show.
>>69927754
>tfw no dance with me
>tfw no Waymar being turned into a wight
>tfw Will took Gared's place for no reason
Shit adaption confirmed.
>>69927843
The leak confirmed it
>>69927497
You don't. You make a deal with them. Jon, Rhaegar's song of ice and fire, will broker a new peace treaty between the dragonlords and the Others.
>>69927843
>It's a "group of assassins are retards who don't check your devotion to their philosophy of cold blooded killing BEFORE teaching you all their ancient ways" episode
>>69927864
>tfw wylla will never make a femdom JOI video
JDIMSA
>>69927748
"The Ironborn follow strength" is a meme. Most Ironborn are Harlaws and Botleys and sympathetic to Greenlander culture. Euron won because he appealed to the ambitious lords, racists and Thrall descended families of the Iron Islands who had nothing to lose.
Besides, it's not confirmed he's been castrated in the books. Still only implied. George still has room to have Theon capable to make heirs if he so desires
What are the odds of a Hodor white walker?
>summer and shaggydog killed like it's nothing
why
>>69927857
Good triumphs through pureness of heart, bravery, and vastly superior firepower provided by ancient artifacts that nullifiy the lich's magiv or outright kill him.
What are the odds that Varys and Theon will meet at this point?
>>69927783
Then:
>a girl has many names on her lips, come with me and I will teach you
Now:
>shut up you noone little shit, here's your next contract kill
What a scam.
new thread
>>69927929
>>69927857
When you kill them, all their minions die. Luckily in GoT the king is dumb as shit and stands near the front of his army fighting with them where literally anyone can face him.
>>69927815
With all the spirituell bullshit and the way this guy talks, I thought there was more to it.
>>69927932
He's going to appear in more episodes, either as a wight or in flashback
>>69927857
bytheir own arroganceusually
>>69927852
>Waymar is 100% an asshole instead of an asshole who is also making good points (about how there's no way the wildlings just froze to death for example)
>No Others vs. Waymar fight
>The reveal of the wights is a stereotypical creepy dead girl instead of Will getting BTFO
>>69927922
Theon literally asks Ramsay how he can pleasure Ramsay's wife because he's missing something. He's castrated.
(Book Ramsay forces Theon to cuck him just to mess with Theon's head)
>>69927944
different guy wearing Jaqen's face.
NEW THREAD
>>69927929
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>>69927929
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
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>>69927929
NEW THREAD
>>69927567
>Make the kingsmoot super late
>Half ass the shit out of it and ruin all the good parts
>Don't even include the best character or best dialogues
Why do D&D hate the Ironborn so much?
>>69927933
They'll be back.
>>69927761
Well the thing is that contrary to A song of Ice and fire, The witcher is finished. So if they stick to it kinda like GoT did in the first seasons it might be cool. Here they ran out of book content and made stupid changes so who knows.
>>69927827
Once the sea freezes they can walk around the wall.
>>69927220
>season 1 as close to the source you can get given budget/time contraints
>seasons 2-6 full on muh feminism muh smash the patriarchy
>tfw dorne and the north have magically disregarded norms that have existed thousands of years regarding bastards because it's convenient for the writers
>>69927746
>>Doesn't say nope fuck that causing a time paradox.
He can't say anything besides Hodor though, do you even watch the show?
>>69927665
"DON'T CRY, MELLY" on this image
>>69926604
I am so fucking excited for this scene. King's Landing, while one of my favorite story threads, has been slow as fuck for two seasons now. This shit is shaping up to be a classic Lannister mindfuck.
>Kevan Lannister orders the Lannister army to stand down
>Tyrell army moves in to wipe out the Faith Militant
>battle ensues
I have a few questions, though. Kevan really seems to hate Cersei, because he sees her for what she is. I'm sure Cersei's plan is to have the Tyrell's and the Faith weaken each other, then use the Lannister army to wipe out both sides. But Kevan commands the army, so will he go along with Cersei's plan, despite the obvious dislike he has for her?
Another question is, what will Tommen do? He's a massive pussy, and the High Sparrow has him wrapped around his little finger. I believe Tommen technically controls the gold cloaks, plus the other members of the Kingsguard. He can really go either side at this point, and I think the gold cloaks number about 2,000 via the books, so that's a lot of men that could really turn the tide of battle.
Plus, isn't Jaime Lord Commander of the Kingsguard? Then there's the undead Mountain, who will no doubt fuck some serious shit up for everyone not named Cersei. There are a lot of moving pieces here, and I can't wait to see how it all shakes out.
>>69926499
"Thousand Islands"
That fat fuck couldn't stop thinking about food.
>>69927901
>Implying they've even taught her anything yet
All she's learned how to do is clean, be a beggar/clam seller and a little bit of staff fighting.
>>69927665
DON'T CRY, MELLY
>>69927932
>white walker
None, pay more attention.
>>69927803
That was like the least stupid thing this episode, Sans/Littlefinger, Dany/Jorah and Iron Islands everything was way worse in almost every way
>>69926499
never
>>69926363
In the books, it is said that Arya looks just like Lyanna. What a sick joke this is. I mean sure, who would have known that Maisie would grow up to look like quasimodo? In season 1, she was a cute kid, but still. What a fuck up. She's basically a crack addiction away from being the female Macaulay Culkin or Steven Anthony Lawrence. Started out as a cute kid, but grew up to be an absolutely disgusting looking adult.
>>69926546
>in the books
lol what books? The book series is over, Gurm has failed. Winds of winter has been pushed back another 5 years, he said he's going back to formula.
>>69926552
Gas the patriarchy, Snek war now!
>>69926424
>The Red Waste
>Garden of Eden
How?
>>69927665
DON'T CRY, MELLY
Dragon - Black/Red = Targaryen
Viserion - Red/Gold = Lannister
Rhaegal - Green/Bronze = ???
>>69927396
I believed that Stannis was still alive until Brienne showed up at the wall and immediately started talking shit to Melisandre and Davos. There's no way that she could have spared him and still be carrying around that massive of a grudge.
Also, how strong do you have to be to shove a piece of obsidian through a human sternum?
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