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Previous thread: >>>>69921706Now that he got diddled, Bran as the next Night's King when?
First for Preston, who is always right.
>>69923002
because Bran is the professor X of the story, boss mind that can win the war
nth for Randyll the Mandyll. Best commander in Westeros
who /ironking/ here?
>>69923031
I'm a bit pissed that these scenes were so funny and now brienne is fucking off to wherever so nothing will come of it.
Reminder that there are cock jokes every episode this season.
>>69923035
>boss mind
>literlay causes the death of 3ER and children of the forests
Gee anon for a briliant mind like his he fucked up big time.
Miss us yet?
Will Bran also make Aerys go insane by telling him to burn them all over and over again?
Summer died so Winter can begin.
GreyWind blew south with Robb and died with him
Jon died and came back a Ghost
Lady died, as did Sansa's innocence and naivety(thinking she was destined to marry a prince and be a queen and proper lady)
Shaggydog was literally just a shaggydog story(a story that is entirely inconsequential/pointless in the end)
Nymeria became independent and went on her own, just like Arya
More fart jokes. I'm fucking done with this show
>>69922994
You're aware they would charge an obscene price to kill Danny right?
>>69923046
nigga looks like the "NO DONT DO IT, IM A VIRGIN" guy
>>69923071
He's only learning his abilities you dumb fuck.
lrn2storyarc
>Wow, wow, what the fuck? This Kinvara knows about the voice and Varys? What is this
>Damn Varys is shook
>Wait, she knows the magical owner of the voice AND what did it say?
>Ah, whatever, I'm not interested
Isn't Tyrion supposed to at least ask about the voice?
>>69923050
>Not playing house farwynd
What a gallivanting faggot
Now we know why Hodor, hodors but wait ...
...what about the localized episodes, in which they don't speak english and thus cannot create the bridge from Hodor to Hold'a'door?
How? how?
REMINDER THAT JON IS LITERALLY A WALKING CORPSE AND A VILLAIN
>>69923032
Didn't he predict that the CotF created the others in a video?
>>69923062
Will we ever be introduced to the cock merchant?
>>69923061
>tfw tormunds goes south to wreck some Frey shit with her
>post yfw Arya kills the Waifu
>Where are my niece and nephew. Let's murder them
>they just casually stroll to the top without noticing that Theon and Yara/asha stole their fleet
Bravo D&D
>>69923050
Fuck off iron nigger. We have no watermelons here.
>>69923105
>liking playing on loneky light
eww
>As the WW's have surrounded the cave entrance they can pass over the fire and it goes out, while the zombie minions have to go around it.
What could this mean?
>>69923051
>HARD
>ROCK
>HALLELUJAH
MANNIS, KING OF JUSTICE
MANNIS,KINGOFJUSTICE
MANNISKINGOFJUSTICE
MANNIKINOUSTICE
MANKUSTICE
MAKUST
MAKUS
MAKUS
MAHKUS
MAHKUS
MAHCUS
MAHCUS
MARCUS
MARCUS
M-MARCUS
M-maaarcus
mm-marcus
-mmarcus
marcus
>>69923081
Most likely yes.
>>69923031
I know right?
I'm still amazed that D&D were supplied with a huge and mostly constistant lore that already has
so much magic in it and still come up with some bullshit time travel magic.
>>69923098
they already tried to get dany killed. The child who tried to kill dany with that scorpion-thingy was probably a faceless man
The show runners know how bad this has gotten, right? thats the only reason I can think of why they would want to include a surprise closeup of a dick and balls, its almost like they are saying "yeah, we hear you. we give up"
>>69923081
No, that's a retarded theory with zero evidence.
Targs are mental from inbreeding. Mad king has enjoying burning people for a long time before that.
Targs gonna targ
>>69923066
No one gives a fuck about your books m8
>"Would you like to hear about our wedding night?" Sansa asks. "He never hurt my face — he needed my face, the face of Ned Stark’s daughter. But the rest of me, he did what he liked with the rest of me, as long as I could still give him an heir."
RAM SANSA
RAMSANSA
RAMANSA
RAMNSA
RAMSA
RAMSAY
it all makes sense now
Is anyone else thoroughly disappointed with her voice? I expected some husky, breathy low sexy european accent and got some tame high pitched annoying squeak. She got considerably less hot when i heard her speak. Anyone with me or am i being autistic?
>>69923102
The retarded kid fucking shit up is the worst clyche ever. I dispise it. Literlay any mainstream fucking story has the dumb kid with awesome powers that does something stupid and causes the death of badass characters.
plus cripple the hodor for a 10 second start against undead. I hope bran dies in a fire
>I am now a Nightcycle! TEAR THE WALL DOWN!
>>69923144
Autist
>>69923180
No, that was not a faceless man, that was confirmed to be the warlocks.
The faceless men wouldn't fail
sansa dead when
>>69923192
omg did he really stuff ground garlic and pepper into her womb?!
>>69922296
Who is the actor who played joffrey in the play? I'm glad they finally showed gratuitous cock but that kid looks young.
>>69923180
All the more reason for them to continue trying. You don't just fail once and then go "oh well she won fair and square, better leave her alone".
>They went with northern theme as Hodor was dying
>>69923192
>Okay, err, did he cut you?
>......well, no..but..still >:(
they kept trying to portray sansa as a cunning genius but all i saw was a retard
>>69923224
>that mole
eww
Jon and Sansa will run into Arya's dire wolf in the river lands and it will immediately die
>>69923103
what pissed me off the most is that they didn't even changed their clothes between the cut from talking about a new ally to meeting the new priestess. fucking teleportation.
>>69922296
That line would have fit right in
>>69923224
LEGEND
>>69923224
P E R F E C T
E
R
F
E
C
T
>>69923257
LF was clearly dancing around saying 'well he obviously raped you', which she wanted to hear
Don't be daft
>>69923127
she will get backstabbing help like her bitch father
>>69923232
>JEW
>>69923103
Varys has already told Tyrion that story.
>>69923232
>Kill characters that everyone like
>Bring in new characters that no one gives a fuck about
Fucking Neato
>>69923081
WOW ANON THATS SO CLEVER
NO ONE HAS POSTED THIS IDEA BEFORE
HEY DO YOU THINK BRAN IS BRAN THE BUILDER????
SCREENCAP THIS POST
>>69923275
i want to call her my little sister and lick it.
>>69923081
>Can't warg a Targ!
Anyone else downloaded the bundle of episode 6&7 ? 10 minutes into episode 6 and it seems legit.
>>69923301
>Personal Bodyguard to the Prince
>Wears no protective Armor
I just hope the books treat him better
>>69923318
>BRAN THE BUILDER
Can he fix it?
So for the rest of the season for Arya
>Doesn't kill the actress, kills Waifu
>runs away from the faceless men again, maybe even leaves braavos.
>"has to go back" for some stupid reason
>Season finale, Jaqen tells her the only way she can redeem herself is by killing Dany
Right
>mfw Summer was kill
>it's Every character apart from the major ones dies season
Jon, Dany and Tyrion (The Holy Trinity) are for sure, but which other will survive the Feast for Crows?
>>69923337
Oh shit nigga, going to look at it
>>69923308
I'm okay with it.
>they changed real hodor name because people would confuse two characters with the same name
>meanwhile there are multiple brans in story
>they didnt change the name because its the same person
>>69923312
I'd scream asking what did it say, why didn't Tyrion?
why is she the most comfy GoT youtuber?
Who wore it better guys???????
>>69923312
He didnt say he heard the name Aegon when it happened
>>69923081
BUT WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!
So where can we find the leaks for 6 and 7?
Reminder that Bran's new vessel to bodysnatch is Jon's corpse when Bran goes back in time to the night he was murdered, and decides to take his body for himself (unconsciously. Bran will dream that he's Jon, and act like Jon. Similar to how when he dreams like Summer, he acts like Summer as he skinchanges)
So when will High Sparrow rape Tommen boipussy?
>>69923337
what are you talking about?
>>69923363
where is fake sansa?????
>>69923399
Gee I dunno, maybe because your friend was visibly upset by the memory of it you autist?
>>69923403
Night King is way cooler
Nymeria will die similarly to Summer, protecting Arya from the Whitewalkers
Ghost was the runt of the litter, and the one with the most chances of dying as a pup
Yet, he will be the only direwolf that will survive the whole series
Its like poetry, it rhymes
>>69923403
Night King actually looks real. Just look at Maul's horns.
Choose your Queen of Love and Beauty
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478/
>>69923403
maul has cool face paint but nk's horns don't look as retarded
overall nk cos he's not a manlet
This show has gotten so idiotic that I almost can't believe it.
>>69923377
would racemix with/10brown puffies r-right?
Have you considered that if Sansa really is pregnant, the child will be heir to the Dreadfort, and possibly to Winterfell as well, depending on how things go with Jon and Rickon? Sansa and Ramsay are even now married in the eyes of gods and men, so the offspring is most certainly legitimate. It would be pretty cool if she actually gave birth to a child that would inherit the Dreadfort after Ramsay's imminent death. Sansa would rule the Dreadfort as a regent until the child came of age, and she would raise the child to be a decent human being, like Eddard and Catelyn raised her. House Bolton would no longer flay their enemies, and if Jon or Rickon (most likely Jon) then rules the North from Winterfell, the kinship between new lords Stark and Bolton will bring peace and stability to the North. That is, if in the end people, the North and feudalism still exist.
>>69923337
link?
>>69923257
>my dad got his head cut off, and his head was on a spike for weeks
>my brother got his head cut off, and wolfs head sawn into its place
>my mum went crazy and got killed on her brothers wedding
>my little sister lost, probably is dead in a ditch, or being raped by some maruders at best
>my little brother is probably being skinned alive
>my other little brother is lost, probably dead, considering he's a cripple
>my half brother was killed by his own brothers of the NW
>guy i was raised up with was mentally broken, tortured for months and mutilated to the point he forgot his name
Ramsey fucked my pooopeeeer bawww ;_;
Salsa a shit
>>69923435
i keked
Har du kommit för att hämta mig?
>>69923435
That pun is cancer. End your self faggot.
>>69923180
That was most certainly not a faceless man that was some cheap ass amateur.
If it was a faceless man she'd be dead.
If you read about them though you see that they sometimes charge outrageous or unusual prices or flat out refuse a contract if it conflicts with their religious beliefs and strange sense of morals. They also give poor needy people sick deals sometimes.
So maybe its just that they would have charged Robert a fortune to kill her, a king wanting a rival dead, but they might do it almost for free if some poor beggar asks them to do it.
>>69923377
I want to lick her armpit
>>69923232
Has she been on the show before because I got the impression she has but can't remember shit
>>69923363
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478/r
>Shae
>Misandei
>0 votes
>>69923103
that was a moment right out of 'LOST'
>>69917746
“The king, the priest, the rich man—who lives and who dies? Who will the swordsman obey? It’s a riddle without an answer, or rather, too many answers. All depends on the man with the sword.”
kek
So why is every red priest so healthy-looking? Isn't Asshai a dirt poor land where there's rarely anything to eat?
>>69923410
So Aerys executes his uncle allowing Ned to marry Catelyn and become warden of the north.
>>69923453
>Night King actually looks real
>>69923239
Seriously
>>69923248
>"The croutons were stale and he made me moisten them with my vaginal secretions, as long as I could carry his heir, he turned me into what ever family style meal he so desired!
>"The worst was when he ladeled 3 gallons of spicy spaghetti sauce into my ass and made me sing Bella bella bambina.."
>"ENOUGH YOU FREAKY BITCH!" - Little finger
>>69923505
>frogface has by far the most votes
Someone brigaded that poll.
>>69922296
So are white walkers ultimate good guys?
>Get turned into cold zombies by CotF
>Somehow regain free will
>Fight their former masters
>Give gift of eternal life without pain to anyone in their way
Pretty based tbqh senpaitachi
>>69923526
What? Asshai is vampire land.
>>69923464
House Bolton may not flay their enemies for a while, but having a flayed man as a sigil would eventually push them back to old habits.
Look at the Ironborn, for example. Loads of times they've been moved to the new way rather than the old ways. They always go back.
>>69923455
>mfw I have other 6 /roslin/ bros here
I'm happy desu
>Sansa: Go on, guess what they did to me
>repeat a hundred times
>5 minutes go by
>Sansa is still asking
Yes, I get that Sansa is angry at Petyr. Yes, men are evil she was raped men are evil silent game women play where any answer is a bad answer but they wait in silence for you to say what she wants to hear men are evil men are evil
I fucking get it. We didn't need that scene to last fucking hours
>>69923464
since Sansa has escaped Winterfell, Theon has travelled back to the Iron Islands, ambassadors are travelling back and forth from Volantis to Meereen, CIA has travelled from the Gates of the Moon to Molestown, and the Sneks have travelled from Dorne to King's Landing to Dorne again.
it's been weeks. She would have known she was pregnant by now.
>>69923484
hahahah omfg this is true af
>>69923526
Maybe it's Maybelline
>>69923488
that was cold
>>69923580
White Walkers vs. Stronk women of Westeros
I know who I support.
Is Kinvara better than me anon?
>>69923343
even leather can protect him from nail scissor she was using
>>69923360
Kek
HOLD THE DOOOOR
>>69923526
It's a glamor, did you miss the Mellie scene in the first episode? They all probably make themselves prettier than they actually are
>>69923119
Yes.
>tfw eyebrowfu will never make you her goytoy
Why do Jewesses always rope me in like this, there must be some trickery behind it
>>69923580
Yeah but they'll tell you how "that's not real life" or "that's an aberration" without giving any good reason.
Chilling as a zombie with your zombie bros for all eternity without feeling pain or hunger seems neat.
>>69923593
It's seven now.
Also reappearance when
Of course the episode where time travel bullshit is introduced was directed by a Lost veteran
i cried, and chuckled, and then kept crying
poor fucking hodor man
>>69923537
>I don't have a counter argument so I'll just greentext what he said with a smug Emilia gif
wew
>>69923365
Bran
Sansa
Jaimie
Brienne
Davos maybe (why is he so cool with Brienne around anyway, she killed Stannis)
Arya
Jorah
Rickon maybe
I have a feeling Melli will bite it soon, she is literally useless now
Ramsay is pretty much dead
Someone from Dany's council will die soon, either Grey Worm or Missandei
Tommen and Margery are on death's shortlist too
>>69923630
Kinvara is ugly af, huge nose and weird eyebrows. Melly will always be the true queen desu.
>>69923630
no
your tits are still god tier and you have a cuter face :3
>>69923081
Aery's was already insane before that you stupid cunt. Targaryan madness is nothing new, it's due to inbreeding by fucking your sisters, then your children fucking their sisters, then their children fucking their sisters for hundreds of years.
>>69923089
Pottery
>>69923569
POTTERY
Reminder that Arya and the house of black and white has been the biggest waste of time and the story has barley moved in the last two seasons.
Dorne was shit but at least the scenes were fast and it resulted in great memes.
![Game Of Thrones S01E01 Winter Is Coming.mkv_snapshot_00.32.25_[2016.05.23_18.01.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y4YLxYY.jpg "Game Of Thrones S01E01 Winter Is Coming.mkv snapshot 00.32.25 [2016.05.23 18.01.13]")
CLOSE THE DOOR
CLOSETHEDOOR
CLOSEDOOR
CLOSDOOR
CLODOOR
CLODOR
>>69923694
Shit taste, they're both good
>>69923681
A counter isn't really needed to say that neither of them looked real.
>>69923630
Fuck off traitor. Stannis wasn't even dead yet and you were off looking for a leader with better prospects.
>>69923630
Nah
why didn't stannis just pay the many faced god to kill ramsay?
>>69923593
literally who
>>69923062
Don't forget farting.
>>69923694
she has this jewish cuteness that makes me want to import more sandniggers in europe.
![Game.Of.Thrones.S06E05.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC2.0-P2P.mp4_snapshot_12.02_[2016.05.23_16.51.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7SojkC0.jpg "Game.Of.Thrones.S06E05.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC2.0-P2P.mp4 snapshot 12.02 [2016.05.23 16.51.06]")
>I'm starting to think you can't be trusted
>>69923505
>meera and margaery higher than melisandre and ygritte
>>69923694
>Melly will always be the true queen desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7-eP9mqBAs
It's here
>>69923694
Melly is getting old, her face is starting to sag. You can already see her cheeks falling.
so he held the door for like ten seconds, what was even the point of that big dramatic scene
why is /r/gameofthrones obsessed with this BRAN MAKES AERYS CRAZY theory?
and why is /r/asoiaf obsessed with Dany+Drogo=Tyrion theory?
are they so starved for original theories that when they actually create something that's original but absolutely shit, they latch on to it autistically?
>>69923455
>>69923433
this desu
He held the door ;__;
it's been way too long without a sand snake scene
can we get them back to justify the last season dedicated to them
How GoT will end
>Kelly C kills everyone including WW
>After a few days
>Daenerys found dead by Jorah
>Kelly C farts
>Laugh sound track added
>Seinfeld tune plays and Sheldon says Bazinga a few times
Promise me Neddard
*giggles hysterically*
>>69923752
If Daenerys is heat resistant why wasn't Viserys?
>>69923660
It's the same psychology behind what makes ''cuck porn'' attractive. You're a nationalsocialist like me, so the ''forbidden apple'' effect or w/e it's called makes the knowledge of the fact that a woman is jewish somehow attractive to us.
Did he deserve to be brain damaged as a child so thirty years later he could hold a door until he died twenty seconds later?
Also what was the point of his head scar.
>>69923630
Not even close. Mel, Snek, and false Sansa are the hottest actresses on the show.
Did the little bitches really need to make the white walkers? Fucking christ, just hide somewhere little sluts.
>WW's dont get affected by fire even though it should be killing them
Could some of them have been Targaryen as humans?
>Let's kick some ice!
Are you fucking serious, D&D?
>>69923773
Why don't you stay there you fucking tourist
>>69923630
Kinvara has good tits but you're still the best.
>>69923734
>implying the faceless men could take on 20 good men
>>69923789
It wasn't to hold the door they did it to him, but just doing all the things he had to do, in order to get Bran to the 3ER aswell as hold the door.
>>69923789
The scar is just makeup to cover up the actor's tattoo.
>>69923694
nigga you gay, Kinvara has the sexiest eyes in the show, and that fucking smile
>>69923789
Covers his facial tattoo
>>69923773
>Dany+Drogo=Tyrion
Alright, someone explain to a retard like me how in the fuck that could possibly be a thing
>>69923786
Can you not.
>>69923789
To hide his shit tattoo
>>69923789
To hide the face tattoo the actor has
>>69923817
I'm a tourist to reddit, I'm a /got/ citizen.
>hodor didn't go mad in the winterfell crypts, Bran warging into him at the same time he sees something terrifying
might've made the scene actually impacting.
>>69923789
Poor fucking guy.
>Hold the door
>mfw
I praise D&D for getting rid of that meme character, but jesus christ that was terrible.
This entire season has sucked balls so far. Their creative changes is the past seasons were alright, but the entire storyline in this one is inconsistent and boring. I hope GURM is writing up something better
>>69923862
wot
Who's this fat witcher guy?
>>69923786
What kind of fucked up person would shoot some shit like this hahahahah
>>69923788
>you're a nationalsocialist
Nah, just an edgy right winger. I don't even particularly dislike Jews or Israel, merchant memes aside
>>69923764
Melly is the prettiest lady.
>>69923850
time travel, aint gotta explain shit
>>69923861
>I'm a /got/ citizen
So an authentic r*dditor and a tourist
What happened to Preston? Why didnt he make a video yet? Did somebody finally kill him?
>>69923814
fuck off
Instead of sending Bran back time so he can rape Hodor's mind, wouldn't it be better to just start running as soon as possible? That way you don't need to fuck Hodor and you have even more advantage.
>>69923077
Ha the first seasons were so low fantasy and know it has gone all out.
>>69923885
>right winger.
>I don't even particularly dislike Jews or Israel
Oh, you're one of those Bill Kristol and Jeb Bush types... I see...
>>69923881
Everyone assumed Hodor went into the winterfell crypts and stumbled upon something horrifying that drove him mad.
>>69923416
this
>>69923882
Eddy's papa.
Sadly, he doesn't survive....
>>69923903
I think the episode killed him
>>69923876
They admitted it was GRRM who told them the Hold the Door stuff.
I thought it was one of the saddest scenes in the series, and Bran's face when he realised he's the one who fucked his entire life was brilliant.
>>69923787
because DABID
>>69923850
Literally because Oberyn said something about how he heard baby Tyrion had a tail, and Dany's miscarriage looked like it had a tail too.
>>69923829
Darth Nihlus enters the game?
WHERE LEAKS WHERES THE LEAKS EPISODE 6 WHEREEE
HOLD THE DOOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOD DA DOR
HO DA DOR
HODDADOR
HODOR
>>69923843
I agree, but her voice though is so underwhelming
>>69923788
>You're a nationalsocialist like me
Horror was a big guy for us all
>>69923917
I think the suggestion is that time itself would simply revert back to the point in time when Bran is born, if he hadn't done that to Hodor.
>Hodor's entire life was the product of his death
>>69923917
Alternate paths have alternate endings. For all we know, any other course of action fucks everything up.
>it's a "episode ends like an episode of telltale's The walking game of thrones"
I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN MELLY AND KINVARA
HELP ME OH MY GOD
Characters who got a lol who gives a fuck death:
>Stannis
>Myrcella
>Doran
>Trystane
>Roose
Characters that got a beautiful death:
>Hodor
BRAVO DND
>>69923942
I hope he at leasts changes how the time traveling/visions into the past thing works, then.
friendly reminder to ignore political talk and do not give into bait because it will derail the thread
>>69923882
Papa Stark. Weak fuck get's killed and cucked by Targs
>>69923882
hair dye was invented then
>>69923734
>implying Stannis has that kind of money
Also probably something about how its dishonorable to hire an assassin.
Also the faceless men seem pretty hard to contract unless you live in Bravvos
>>69923658
Link to video where he says this.
>HOLD DORNE
What did he mean by this?
>>69923232
Shit took effort to understand. Also she can't hold a candle to the Red Woman
>>69923850
Tyrion was first described as a monstrous demon child after his birth, but then turned out to just be a bit shorter and uglier than normal.
When the Lhazareen witch performed the ritual to "heal" Drogo, she didn't sacrifice Dany's unborn child, she swapped it with the original Tyrion(the demon child). Dany gave birth to the deformed demon child which then died, while her son(the Stallion that will Mount the World aka the Prince that was Promised) went back in time ~25 years to be raised as Tyrion Lannister.
>>69923984
Hodor>>>>>Stannis
desu
>>69923979
No because the type of time travel we saw here was a so called ''casual loop'' (I think) which means everything that has happened and will happen is already set in stone.
>>69923882
rickon
whats the most tinfoil night king theory out there?
>>69923699
>>69923183
>these fucking people
Aerys was a completely fine man before the spent like a year in a dungeon in Duskendale being tortured and mocked by his captors.
Even fucking Pycelle mentions in the first season that it pained him to watch a good man destroyed by his insanity.
>>69923970
You gotta admit some of the dick jokes worked
Especially the ones GRRM included
>>69923979
>>69923971
Sounds like shitty writingto hamfist a "dude time travel lmao" thing on it.
>>69924002
>Faceless men
>Charging money
>>69923978
JUST
I'm I the only one who thought this was the worst fucking joke of an episode of the entire series. The plot points were sharp but the cinematography, acting and pacing was utter horseshit; felt like I was watching a youtube fanfiction. And that horrible treadmil jogging through the tunnel was homemovie-tier. Its like they just sharted this episode out.
HODOR COULD PLEASE
why did Salsa refuse the help of knights of the vale? she has a war to fight, would she rather have men loyal to her and her brother die, then accept the help from CIA?
>>69923952
There's bundle of ep 6&7 so why you're asking for leaks?
>>69923117
HALTÜR!
HALTÜR!
HODOR!
>>69923829
>mouth of sauron
>no actual sauron
for what purpose
>They actually killed Summer
WHY DO D&D HATE EVERYTHING THAT IS NOT DANAERYS
>>69923984
neat
>>69924058
The Jorah/Danny scene was fucking excellent but everything else was a bit shit.
>>69924002
A mummer managed to make a contract, why couldn't a noble man from westeros make one too?
>>69924038
>Aerys was a completely fine man before the spent like a year in a dungeon in Duskendale being tortured and mocked by his captors.
This, the reason he had them fuck up that woman's ovaries and shit was because he was raped as a sex toy
>>69923786
Sauce?
>>69923979
>>69924029
It's the basic 'stable time loop' kind of timetraveling
Even Harry Potter uses that one
>>69923117
Localizations are shit. Let that be yet another one of the many lessons.
>>69924003
part 1 and 2 of this series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMgUIPvAlLI
How is he doing?
All he does is sit there with his astrolabe. We cant get to him stop.
CUT TO CREDITS.
>>69924024
And no one ever noticed how there are more than two decades of time between the two events?
Oh wait I see now, Bran warged into the witch and made it happen.
>>69923176
The Bullshit time travel magic is in the books though. The Hodor thing isn't written but in the book it is implied that greensers retro actively affect what happens in their visions.
Why are all these faggots ITT overreacting about Hodor's death?
>>69924043
That's all time travel ever is.
>>69924044
Ummmm its established that they do charge money anon...
Usually allot of it but not always and sometimes they ask a different price but they certainly do charge money
>>69924038
That ordeal just made what was already there far more extreme.
It's a stretch to say he was completely fine.
Also Pycelle cannot be trusted, he was of the opinion Joffrey was 'The most just ruler in history' He just says whatever makes him sound good in any given moment
>>69923694
she's got a very attractive pseudo-brutalist distinctiveness m8
>>69924002
They wouldn't ask Stannis money. They'd ask for his crown or maybe Shireen
>>69924044
You can pay for faceless men with money. Baelish and Cersei both mention in the early books how expensive it'd be to hire a faceless man.
Just because Euron probably paid with a dragon egg doesn't mean it's the only way
>>69924058
it was pretty fuckingmedicoreepisode, which makes itbestthis season so far
>>69924144
Because young Hodor actor turned what sounds stupid on paper into something heartbreaking
>>69924024
We're approaching the twilight zone.
HO DA DOOOOOR
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279729/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279729/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10279729/
>>69924066
shes strong womyn that needs no man
Can we talk about time travel /got/?
I understand the whole premise of Bran not being able to change the continuum, even if he wanted to, as because we have seen its already happened, whether or not he tries to change anything or not, it will happen regardless, because we've seen that it has happened etc.
But what I don't really get, is how did Hodor get Hodor'd the 'first' time? Who caused him to become Hodor originally, Bran didn't exist at that point?
>>69924095
>That said, I do have a thing for Middle Eastern women in general despite being European and opposing multiculturalism. So you might be correct after all
That's what I mean.
>>69924173
Man, props to the kid. He was great.
>>69923789
None of the thing Bran did would've been possible without Hodor to carrying him around, it wasn't just in order to "hold the door"
That said, It's pretty fucked up to use him like that. Bran is a dick
>>69923787
because he's fucking a white male
>Quick! Sacrifice your life so that we could go away!
- daugher of a man who's only significant deed is killing a man from behind
Damn... I mean they keep the Reeds at the swamps for a reason right?
What if Meera yelled DICKBUTT instead of Hold the door, what would things have changed?
>tfw melisandre will never give me a buttjob to warm me up
Why the FUCK live
>>69924095
which character would you cast ivanka trump as?
>>69924136
HAHAHAHAHA
>>69924070
post the link then, retard
>>69924148
Rarely, they ask a heavy price, depending on the person. Mostly it's something else
>>69924058
Every episode with spooky scary skeletons on it is youtube tier of bad.
It doesn't help that they banalized the white walkers by having fucking frogfu kill one.
Why are these things supposed to be a menace? The Wights are awful at fighting and you only need obsidian for the 12 big guys.
>>69924168
Expensive doesn't refer to money directly. It refers to value of it.
>>69924100
>Dany scene
>Good
kill yourself
E6 leaked yet?
Who was Bran actually controlling? Hodor in his vision or Hodor in the present?
It only confuses me because young Hodor's eyes only went white when Hodor was holding the door
>>69924024
That sounds incredibly stupid and unnecessary. If you want Tyrion to be a half-targ so much, then the Aerys + Tywin's wife theory is much better while actually making sense.
>>69924173
Are you joking? That's what took me out of it completely.
>>69923046
I remember him from I, Claudius.
HOLD THE DOOOOR
>>69924216
A prostitute, most likely.
>>69923961
Is there any chance someone could shoop a guitar in this gif so it looks like he's playing a completely bitching solo
>>69924131
Thanks. I remember he said they were working together, but not that Others were CoF creation.
>>69924184
>no fake Sansa tits
Shit poll.
>>69924122
community i dont remember which season or episode
>>69924216
Val
The Bran Gang in Season 3
>Bran
>Rickon
>Hodor
>Osha
>Jojen
>Meera
>Summer
>Shaggydog
The Bran Gang by the end of Season 6:
>Bran
>Meera
;_;
>>69924209
Damn I wish I could see the Reed's castle.
It must be pretty interesting because of the swamp.
>>69923091
It was a meta fart joke, idiot
>>69924231
You clearly didn't watch it fucking autist.
>>69924216
A much better Dany
>>69923727
It is needed. Be specific if you're capable.
>>69924216
My cum dumpster
>>69924256
;_;
Goodnight sweet prince.
>>69924216
>ywn see an Ivanka Trump Daenerys
>>69924240
Hodor in his vision, I think.
>>69924070
could you kindly provide the link pls
>>69924279
>ftfy
The Bran Gang by the end of Season 6:
>Bran
>Meera
>Benjen
hodor can you PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
>>69923850
Tyrion is older than Danerys.
>>69924279
>the fellowship of the cripple turns into the partnership of the cripple
So why was there a door in the cave?
>>69923786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZh6tnAXiHE
Here's the source in case if you're wondering
>>69924100
lmao it was sappy af
JUST
>>69924209
>should we save bran or sacrifice the big retard????
>let's all die together
>>69924307
So Hodor ran down the tunnel and held the door on his own free will? Why did Meera keep asking Bran to warg into him?
>>69923117
PIDÄ OVEA!
PID OVE!
PIDOV!
HIDOV!
HODOV!
HODOR!
>>69924209
Don't trust the sneaky swamp jews
>>69924277
>Val has been completely cut from the show
>you will never see Val and Jon end up together and make wildling babies
>>69924279
Fuck, that's depressing.
>>69924279
Now they can have hot cripple sex with no one watching.
>>69924279
>finally we're alone! [stand up and unzip dick]
>>69924343
HOLD
>"HAHAH, LET'S GO MURDER THEM"
Jesus fucking Christ, the Iron Island scenes were SOOOOO bad. Pretty good episode aside from that (although I do find the Arya stuff pretty fucking boring)
>>69924292
>You need to explain why the blue man with horns made from ice doesn't look real
>>69924240
that also confused me. I think it happened like this
>old guy tells bran to listen
>bran hears meera
>bran wargs present hodor and starts running
>bran loses concentration
>accidentally wargs into vision hodor
>fucks him up
>>69924330
it was great you fucking cretin
>>69924216
Are there Jews in GoT?
>>69923750
I hope a girl is smart enough to realize that he's just an actor and doesn't kill him, further fucking up her training
>>69923984
I thought Stannis's go on do your duty was pretty beautiful to be honest.
>>69924370
I actually really liked the drowning scene. Everything else was shit
>>69924330
>Wylish
>Rating this episode 10/10
Fucking plebbitors have no taste
>>69924370
Hopefully it picks up when he begins raiding.
>>69924389
The Iron Bank and the Maesters desu
>>69924356
Who needs Val and Jon when you've got Sansa and Jon
>>69924351
Controlling Hodor in the past to conduct his actions in the future.
>>69924372
Yes, that is what you need to do. Can you?
So Moqorro confirmed?
>>69924279
Hopefully it'll just be Meera soon.
>>69924374
I can get behind that
>>69924279
Is Rickon confirmed dead by the end of this season?
>>69924388
it wasn't m8
>>69924190
Timewalked Bran did
He went back in time, then warged into past Hodor which somehow made him able to control present Hodor
Present Hodor experienced his death, which was projected back onto past Hodor, which made him have a seizure and become Hodor in the first place, completing the stable time loop
>>69924426
Well yeah, he's blue with horns made of ice.
>>69924370
Arya shit was boring.
Sansa and CIA was painfully bad
Emilia Clarke can't act to save her fucking life.
Iron Island shit was bad.
Most of the episode was rubbish.
>>69924288
Actually I watched it, 2nd shittiest part of the episode after kingsmoot. Looks like the climax of a shitty romcom
>>69923601
Maybe she just aborted it? I too would abort the child of my rapist. I don't want his genes to live.
>tfw GRRM took a huge dump on showfags by allowing D&D to introduce time travel and practically ruin the show
>tfw the book will be a hundred times more consistent in terms of quality and storytelling
Showfags BTFO
>>69924443
Rickon becomes Ramsay's pocket boipussy
is he named littlefinger because of his cock?
>>69924420
So Bran INTENTIONALLY fucked up Hodor so all the series of events could take place?
>>69924419
>tfw no BraavosSansaxJon
>>69924370
Do the Iron Lads just not give a shit about kinslaying?
>>69924449
It really was you fucking ape cunt
>>69924463
But tits anon, tits.
>>69924161
That's certainly possible. Still a steep price he probably wouldn't be willing to pay, certainly not the crown anyhow.
>>69924225
>The Faceless Men charge exorbitant fees, but their reputation for success is unmatched. The cost increases relative to the importance of the target and the difficulty of the objective. In the first book it is said that hiring a Faceless Man to kill Daenerys Targaryen would cost more than it would to hire an entire army. Further, the Faceless Men will reject a contract if killing the target clashes with their strange and at times inscrutable religious beliefs. Conversely, sometimes they choose bizarre "payments" according to what they feel is due: sometimes, if a powerful lord asks them to kill the child of one of his enemies, the Faceless Men give as their "price" that in return they will kill the lord's own child (the lord can reject this, but it also means rejecting the entire contract).
Seems to me money is the standard and they ask for other payment only in certain situations.
Also they may have simply refused Stannis if it didn't fit their religious beliefs, probably not but who knows they're an odd bunch.
All this is beside the point that Stannis likely found them dishonorable cowards killing from the shadows and wouldn't want to hire them anyways.
>>69924356
This saddens me greatly, Jon deserves a thick waifu to keep him warm after all the shit he's been through
>>69924470
She looked the same in the recent nudes to me. Although she did seem fatter before that.
>>69924470
She's got a triple chin going in the scene where Doreah is teaching her how to sex.
She was always a fattie.
>>69924492
they're dirty fucking sea niggers, it's understandable
everyone being fine with ramsay stabbing his daddy is retarded though
>>69924468
You have garbage taste, the rest of the episode was complete shit.
>>69924453
That kinda makes sense, but why was Hodor like he is the first time round?
I feel like i'm being an idiot but I don't quite get it
>>69924498
still wasn't
>>69923786
cute
>>69924353
PIDÄ OVEA!
PID OVE!
PIDOV!
PODOR
SPODOR
SPURDO
SBÄRDE :DDD
Where do you fall on the chart, /tv/?
>R+L=J
Entry level, but strongly implied in the first book at least
>Bolt-on
>Hodor is the name of the Great Other
Apparently not true
>Dany = Fire Wight
If the Others are former humans possessed by the eternal power of ice(the "Great Other") due to blood magic(as shown in the latest episode), this makes sense. Daenerys is clearly shown to be one with the eternal power of fire(R'hllor) due to blood magic.
>Secret 2nd Wall
The Essos counterpart to China(Yi Ti) has a wall equivalent clearly visible on the map(the Five Forts) and had a Night's King equivalent(Bloodstone Emperor), so this one is believable.
>Bran is a Timelord
This is true when doors need to be held, at the very least.
someone else is going to have to explain some of these other ones like Dyson Sphere
>tfw rewatching season 1
where did it all go so wrong?
>>69924481
>tfw the book will be a hundred times more consistent in terms of quality and storytelling
>gurms book
>consistient
>quality
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>>69924549
what the fuck is Nilfgaard doing there?!
>>69924240
Bran projected himself in the past, where young Wilas suddenly saw perceived his spiritual self standing in the yard.
Bran creating a pyschic link by revealing himself to young Wilas while simultaneously controlling Wilas's future self, which gave Wilas a momentary vision of his fate. When he has his seizure, he is actually experiencing a powerful dream of the events at the door.
The resulting stress of the time loop shoved into his mind by Bran's appearance is what mentally breaks him and turns him into Hodor.
This link that exists between Hodor and Bran is also why Bran is later able to warg into him, unbeknownst to Bran before Hodor's sacrifice.
>>69923682
>Bran
>Brienne
>Rickon and Tommen maybe
So the Children of the Forest were the creators of the White Walkers? It's a weapon they would use against the First Men but got out of control and turned against them? And then they unite against men to defeat them?Kek, reminds me of the Prometheus plot.
>>69924563
>>Bolt-on
>Apparently not true
why? being able to change skin doesn't make youFUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>69924426
>>69923681
>>69924292
The autism is strong with this one
>>69924582
karstark sigil
>>69924462
>>69924462
NEW THREAD
>>69924462
>>69924462
NEW THREAD
>>69924462
>>69924462
>>69924184
>no nights king nagamaki downswing
>>69924492
Of course not they are nothing but white niggers obsessed with stealing and raping. I really hope we get an Ironborn genocide. Theon and his sister are the only ones not retarded and Theon had to be reeked to get there.
>>69924547
>but why was Hodor like he is the first time round?
Because he's always been that way
There are no two timelines, there's no mentally sane Wyllas timeline, there's only one timeline, and Bran traveled back and fucked Hodor up good in that one
Language kinda lacks some proper terms to express this
>I feel like i'm being an idiot but I don't quite get it
Yeah well it's timetraveling, it doesn't really make too much sense for our brains that really only know one time direction
>>69924546
No, you have shit taste.
>>69924481
>implying they didn't so what fatty told them to do
>>69924570
You really mashed your keyboard. How autistic are you?
>>69923361
Just wait until they kill ghost.
This season has gone all out on killing the wolves.
>>69924570
Why is this "books r bad" meme so popular now?
They're leagues better than the show and have always been, even if the fat fuck prose is average.
>>69923799
Fire only kills wights. WWs exude a cold aura that extinguishes it in their proximity. Where were you when Hardhome happened?
>>69923361
Why are you sad though? Summer died a hero.
>>69924029
causal loop, not casual, you filthy casual.
>>69924032
>>69923882
Rickard
>>69924965
Suck my cock nigger faggot.
>weak men will never hold doors again
>>69925069
not with that attitude.
>>69923526
>>69923657
Then explain the ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao in Volantis
>people who witnessed Willis mental breakdown never thought about bringing up the fact he clearly sayd "hold the door" before going to hodor
>>69924908
>took maybe 2 skellis with her
>hero
Why are the White Walkers after Bloodraven and Bran? Honestly they don't seem to be all that important in the grand scheme of things.
>>69924206
fucking underrated
>>69923455
Damn, that's more fans of Meera than I thought.
>>69923786
>tfw its my birthday
>>69923882
Rickard Stark, Ned's father.
In that scene he was sending Ned away to be fostered at the Eyrie with Jon Arryn.
>>69924058
>The plot points were sharp
>>69923984
Am I the only one who thinks Stannis is still alive?
as long as I don't see someone die, there's still hope he might come back
>>69923455
>no fake sansa
>Wights are steaming through the tunnel underneath the wall.
>Night's Watch getting btfo.
>zoom into the gate.
>It's wight Hodor.
>He's holding the door up.
>>69923773
>and why is /r/asoiaf obsessed with Dany+Drogo=Tyrion theory?
Ain't that just a meme?
>>69924100
>>69924288
>hay go find greyscale cure
>ok lol I guess I'll just ride into the wilderness, that's where I find it right, why even try going back to Meereen with you to ask the learned men there, I mean fuck even Tyrion has read a lot of books, he might have a clue
>>69923473
>>69923431
he is le trolling
>>69925735
Why would Brienne flat out lie about killing him though
>>69924563
Essos is just mysterious nonsense to get our imagination racing. It works BECAUSE so little is explained about it.
Me, I'm at "Valyrian steel is created by human sacrifice". I can by Tyrion Targ, though. Also, Mance = Rhaegar hasn't been disproven yet...
>>69922296
Stannis was killed offscreen so we get to see him lead the brotherhood without banners. Think about it. Lady stoneheart. Lord Stonehart.
The hart is his sigil after all. Don't know what happened to the storm lands but it'd be sweet to see Stannis go from either brotherhood without banners to knights king or just brotherhood. Either way I think it's still unresolved. You can't just kill stannis off screen and have a few other people claim he's dead and thats all we get. After everything. There has to be more for the storm lord.
>>69923103
Because the red lot are evil and the ice lot are in the right.
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