https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38r-SAnTWM
I prefer the one with Miss Kreuk mmm she's so sexy eurasian i want to pound her butt hole
>>69917148
>directed by Bill Condon
>condon
dat French accent
>>69917148
> dat begin piano tune
got me chills
Daily reminder this was almost directed by Guillermo del Toro who would have given us some Cocteau style fantasy fairy tale magic instead of this Twilight trash
>Ewan McGregor as Lumière
>Ian McKellen as Cogsworth
Huh. Okay.
>>69917382
And it still would have sucked.
>>69917148
Fuck this tax evading bitch
>>69917148
BEASTED.com
>>69917391
Luke did I ever tell you the time I worked as a servant for a prince and he got me turned into a fucking candle and abused me and the other servants constantly?He was a good friend.
>Emma Watson
Dropped
It feels like Disney is intentionally trying to replace their own animated adaptations of these stories from popular culture.
>>69917148
Disney is going at it hard with these CGI remakes of their cartoons aren't they?
When we getting a cool Black Hole remake?
How long until live-action Zootopia remake?
>dan stevens
based
might actually watch
>Emma Watson
Okay, so who's going to be playing Beauty then?
>>69917148
Why did they cast the most bland forgettable actress in Hollywood as the Disney princess with the most personality?
Worst actress in the world does it again
>>69917148
>BEAUTY and the beast
>didn't cast a beautiful actress
wew lads
>>69917148
>The first and only modern movie about boy meets girl that didn't replace the male lead with a nigger
>It's Beauty and the Beast
>>69917971
Cinderella didn't do it either, you dumb frog poster.
>Emma Watson as the Beauty
Fuck off.
Really?
>>69917148
>another remake
great
>>69917971
>lead played by a black person RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lead played by a white person RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
DO THE LION KING ALREADY
I WANNA SEE ALL THOSE BUGS AND JUNGLES AND BIRDS AND SHIT IN CGI
IT WOULD BE LIKE THE NEW JUNGLE BOOK BUT BETTER BECAUSE IT WOULD BE 100% ANIMATED, MEANING THE ANIMALS COULD LOOK A LITTLE MORE STYLIZED WITHOUT LOOKING WEIRD COMPARED TO AN ACTOR
>>69918061
That rest of the cast.
>>69918167
We're longer overdue for an Aristocats remake.
>>69918217
No black people. So fare so good.
>>69918217
SHE'S UGLIER THAN THE BEAST WTF
Should have gone with Lily Collins.
>>69917571
FUCK OFF TO ONE OF YOUR 48 GOT THREADS REEEEEEEEEEE
>>69917363
Did you also get your period?
I think it's time for Disney to renew its concepts and give the main part to a black trans.
>another cgi heavy fantasy film
I don't mind cg but fuck why do people like this this shit? Can people really not tell half the screen is filled with cg cartoon shit trying to be realistic? nigga they could be assed to find a rose and film it they had to animated it?
>>69917148
it's 2016 people. Surely they will cast both the beauty AND the beast as the same gender, to show all the little boys and girls what the world is truly like in this day and age :o)
>>69917571
>mfw it's real
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>>69918289
It's just a reaction image you absolute autist. I don't even watch the show
>>69918374
most people don't care unless it looks Sharkosaurus vs Mechabeaver tier
>>69918217
>that charismaless mega fag playing Gaston
>>69917571
>he doesn't watch everything with Emma in it for the sweet reaction images
I pity your soul.
>>69918217
It's missing Obi Wan and Gandalf as the furniture
>>69917148
Still pissed they cast Watson for this. She can't act worth shit.
Anna Kendrick would have been a way better choice.
>>69918217
Looking good so far.
Maybe should've had a buffer Gaston, but he's got the jawline, so I can't complain.
>>69918217
Hollywood really needs to stop trying to make discount Orlando Bloom happen
Emma Watson is truly beautiful. What a goddess, the goddess of sex, of anal sex.
when will Disney learn that the only good movies they make come from Marvel and Star Wars?
>CGI rose
really?
>>69917799
>Princess with the most personality
>not Meg
git outta heyah
>yfw there will be an obligatory scene where Gaston tries to rape Belle and she fights him off with her kung-fu
>yfw the Beast's arc will be all about him discovering that women deserve respect too and will end with him submissive to her
>yfw Emma's gonna keep giving that stupid smirk of hers directed at the camera everytime a man acts like an idiot
I'm not even normally all that bothered by female-empowerment in cinema but Emma Watson has shown time and time again that she's only interested in roles where she plays a vapid, self-entitled cunt correcting the men of the world (just like in real life)
>>69918532
Thailand did it years ago and it was/is better:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ananda_Everingham
>>69918150
we should take a few notes from the koreans, they know how to cast black actors
>>69918574
>that shitty cosplay
Congrats, she looks like a hooker from New Jersey. Way to ruin Meg
>>69918648
>>69918648
nigga that's disneyworld, they want meg to look like a huge jew
>>69918599
WAAAAAHHHHH BABY DON'T WANT GIRLS IN MOVIES GOO GOO GAAH GAAH
WHO WILL MAKE ME A SANDWICH???
>>69918599
She doesn't pretend to be a vapid cunt, that's busy her default state. Her film career is actually a series of documentaries about creating the most delusional and entitled Wyman in the world.
I'm just excited for the inevitable drug era Watson.
>>69918599
If it's anything like the Cinderella movie, it's going to be an exact remake only without songs
>>69918750
new Jungle Book had 2, and they already teased one with "Be Our Guest"
dude tax haven lmao
>>69918750
Emma's already said they've done the songs
>>69917382
His version wasn't the Disney version though.
>>69917382
>instead of this Twilight trash
What's twilight about it?
>>69918819
>we get to hear tax-avoidance-bitch sing in an awkwardly high pitch while everyone pretends she's some amazing singer
yay
>>69918785
Well, we know that Mcgregor and Gad can sing. How about the rest?
If this movie keeps only two, they have to be Be our Guest and Gaston
>>69918637
W-where's that from?
>>69918871
Nothing just that it's essentially the same premise as Twilight and directed by a Twilight director.
>>69917583
No, they're just trying to bank on them.
At least Universal TRIED to switch it up.
>>69918880
auto tune technology is amazing these days, she'll win 12 awards like anne hathaway
fuck ben kenobi needs to redo his lines
>>69917296
I can't believe they're not doing it. Everyone had such thick French accents in the original. Hacks.
>>69919014
>just that it's essentially the same premise as Twilight
wouldn't that be the other way around? Are we going to retroactively call the animated movie Twilight shit?
What was the point of that? Where was tha tBeast? That's all anybody cares about, right? I wanna look at that Beast though.
>Emma Watson
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>>69918217
>Get me Ryan Gosling!
>We tried sir, but he's busy working on some 70's movie.
>Well get me his non Union equivalent!
>>69919251
Beast is in the OP's image mate.
This trailer doesn't answer any of my questions.
What does the Beast's dick look like?
How does Belle cram it all into that tiny frenchgirl puss?
Do you think Bad Dragon is going to make a Beast dildo in commemoration of this movie?
Will it be officially licensed by Disney?
Can I buy one in the Disney Store?
>>69919251
He slashed the picture
>>69917148
I want Emma to interrogate me and torture me for information (which I don't have)
>>69919208
The "I'm a teenage girl in love with a misunderstood monster" is a genre all it's own.
Twilight is just the most recent and popular iteration of it. Thus the constant reference.
>>69918217
i hate josh gad more than anything in recent years.
legit can't think of a bigger meme actor besides Peter Dinklage or fucking JLaw. fuck
>beauty isn't k-stew
DROPPED
>smart intelligent woman
>asshole white man who is a stupid arrogant asshole
>le dont judge people by their looks and behaviour
SJWs are at it again
>>69919251
Easy now, easy, think they're just gonna show the Beast right off the bat? Nah, they're gonna tease it till the official trailer.
>>69919423
Kstew was already Snow White
Disney Princess cinematic universe FUCKING WHEN?
My dick NEEDS this.
>>69919387
>Twilight is just the most recent and popular iteration of it. Thus the constant reference.
So you're a shill for a dead franchise?
>>69919378
>Tell me about the secret plans or else this 11-inch strap-on is going up your arse
>>69917148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_COCCpWhR3Q
The French one is by far miles away better. better.
>>69919378
>TELL ME, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR MY MOVIES FAILING?
>I don't know Emma I swear!
>TELL ME! Or I will be forced to cut you!
>Oh god! I don't know!
>God? Pfft, he cant save you now. We're more civilised than that. GIVE ME AN ANSWER!
>I told you I don't know! What do you want me to say?
*grabs your face, her nails digging into your cheeks as she brings her face right next to hers, so close you can smell her lipstick
>Tell me how the patriarchy is conspiring against my films
>W-what?
>Tell me how you and all the other misogynists planted those fake stories about me being a hypocrite and dodging taxes
>B-but I don...
*She jabs her other hand, nails first into your abdomen as you let out a squeal
>TELL ME
>OH GOD! IT WAS US, WE THE PATRIARCHY
>what about you?
>WE DID IT ALL, WE MADE UP LIES AND RUMOURS TO KEEP SUCH A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF FROM SUCCEEDING OH GOD IT HURTS
>that's better
>>69918637
>>69918956
i second this question
where is this miscegeny from
>>69919595
Just stop posting
>>69919459
>Selfish, yet somewhat caring guy tries to get the girl he wants, not one of the two dozen sluts who want his dick
>go get some news when she starts to get into odd situation
>learn she is basically abducted by some furry shit who will keep her locked until she decides to give some fugg
>try to get her out of there and rid the world or a literal beast, that would still be a public menace and a creep once in human form
>somehow is the bad guy
GASTON DID NOTHING WRONG
>>69919619
Scared of a strong independent feminist like Emma fixing our broken society?
She gives talks at the UN while you sit on your computer masturbating
>>69919595
>>69919670
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>>69919579
>Lea Seydoux
>Vincent Cassell
I like this cast more
>>69919595
>>69919577
dammit I just got done
>>69919459
>Beauty & the Beast
>used to be a tale about a beautiful girl that learns to love a hideous beast because of his inner-beauty
>Now a tale about the evils of men and how Emma Watson, in her grace, can save them
>>69919670
Keep it up reddit, you'll fit in great here ;)
>>69918217
What could have been. The perfect Gaston.
>>69919508
Not the same guy, I'm just making rational observation.
>>69917148
>1:10 of CGI
>Bella w/o boobs
Fucking british girls
>>69919755
i don't speak oriental
"I can see it's a set, but it looks so comfy and nice" >>>>>>>> cgi everything bruh
>>69919745
Either him or Hugh Jackman.
Not sure if Joe can sing.
>>69919700
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>>69919700
>>69919739
>samefagging this hard
>>69919700
>>69919739
>15:13:47
>15:14:37
>posts exactly one minute apart
Kek, first time trying to samefag?
RUN YOU FOOL
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>>69919595
but then she would just stop torturing you
>>69919459
I thought it was the story of a girl that learns that she is a furry
>>69917148
Emma is a cute.
Just wondering, who would make a better Belle than Emma?
>>69920235
>In b4 Daddario
>>69920235
Emily Rudd
>>69918551
Was it that bad?
>>69919378
>dat Ant McPartlin tier forehead tho
>>69920235
asr desu mm
>>69920309
It was like the animated version but without the nice visuals, the humor, the songs and any of the charm.
>>69920235
MEW
>>69920332
that's what makes her such a good dom
>>69919836
The Night Before Enlisting.
>>69918487
kendrick is a better actress indeed, shame she looks like shit
>>69920235
Ryry, if she could act
>>69920309
uhm I watch it, it's horrible cringe, and cinderella is like extra dumb dumb, me too nice me like everybody,
it's like I watch some cheap k drama but hey, they have to shove their message on your face in the most obvious way
>>69917148
Has there ever been a better Belle than Emma Watson? I submit that there has not.
>>69919579
this.
shit's dark yo
>the beast is not black
dropped
>no attempt at a proper, non-children's adaptation since fucking Cocteau and maybe a few forgettable tv versions from the 80s
Jesus.
It's a story with so much potential for emotional depth and artistic reinterpretation, but everybody just brings it back to silliness.
>>69920797
Can't imagine why
>>69920235
A better emma like Roberts
The guy who directed Brotherhood of the Wolf and Silent Hill already made a Beauty and the Beast with Vincent Cassel two years ago.
It was pretty terrible. It's only saving grace was some partial nudity.
Belle is supposed to be a cute french girl, why did they cast a ugly albion?
>>69920959
That one is still pretty dumbed down and child friendly. It's not full Disney, but it's nowhere close to the Cocteau version or the potential this story has.
>>69919579
>>69920620
It was godawful.
What is wrong with you people.
It was like a Marvel movie.
I thought Watson was on her journey to become a better feminist?
>>69920797
>>69921069
>we cold have at least had pic related
>instead we're stuck with a tax-avoiding vagina
Um why is the guy playing Beast not black? It is a travesty they didn't hire a black guy for that role or to play Tarzan!
>>69919506
Once Upon a Time.
@69921517
theyr racists thats why
>mfw she ran away from the village to avoid paying taxes
>mfw all Gaston wanted to do was get this bitch to pay her fair share
>>69921555
Once upon a time is trash and the actresses are ugly
>>69919014
Did you see Mr. Holmes? It's like the polar opposite of Twilight, an old man and a little boy, slow paced and contemplative
>>69917148
>The man who willingly took a job directing two Twilight movies
>The critical and box office poison that is Emma Watson
nah I'm good
Why? Why do all of these studios feel the need to fuck with perfection?!
>>69918217
>Dan Stevens
>retro synth pop starts playing
TALE AS OLD AS TIME
>>69921270
whoa, hey guys. welcome to eb games
>>69920235Me on the left.
LOL
She'll be in prison before the premiere!
>>69917148
who are even watching these disney movies? they all look like stale shit free of any imagination.
>>69917148
My childhood is ruined yet again by Hollywood.
>having watson play the beast
kinda weird that they'd go with a gender-bent beast, but w/e
>>69917971
It's a movie about a prince turning into a beast. Not a beast turning into a beast.
>>69918167
>wanting neo-Disney to ruin a classic
Kill yourself.
>beauty and the beast
>no good looking woman
hmmm. so its fugly shit and the beast?
Disney's Batb is the greatest artistic achievement in animation, so remaking the Disney version is kind of insulting
>>69923286
No, Watson is playing Belle
>>69923985
lmao, you're funny anon
Can you imagine if they did that?
>>69918167
neo-/tv/ everyone
>>69919378
>>69919378
>wanting Emma to interrogate you
>not wanting to torture and interrogate her
You wanna know how I know you're a beta nu male?
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