The true baratheon heir edition
Old: >>69885129
first for
2nd for Davos has no reason to be on the show anymore
>>69886551
>It's an "evil man gets himself elected by making an impossible promise to restore prosperity to a region through an insane building project" episode
>It's a "woman loses the election because she wasn't able to offer a concrete reason to vote for her beyond the expectation she deserves to be next in line" episode
>It's a "young brother is expected to be a major contender but is relentlessly abused and mocked until he gives up" episode
>It's an "old man still thinks he has a chance to change the system when anyone paying attention can see he'll be gone by the end of June" episode
>The Others are just a biological weapon gone wrong, a la the Reapers.
>Bran is a literal time lord, bound to create numerous Terminator twists.
>Hodor's name has the most batshit retarded explanation possible.
Wow. Bravo GRRM.
Well, since he is never going to finish the books, at least some of his fans might end up writing a more decent fan-fic instead of the abomination he has planned for the next books.
So did I forget someone, or is the only remaining male faction leader Ramsay of House Edgelord?
me and my boys
>>69886551
> no black hair
Dropped
https://www.reddit.com/r/freefolk/comments/4ki23r/the_truede_leaks_seems_like_he_was_right_after_all/
Truede leeks confirmed as real thanks to ep 5 leak!
These two have both killed white walkers now.
Coincidence? I think not.
>>69886641
Euron has retaken the Iron Islands thank christ
So how exactly did past hodor get affected by bran warging into future hodor?
![d65b6f38055dd4829fd80c54fff63ee8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rY9xCnr.jpg "d65b6f38055dd4829fd80c54fff63ee8[1].jpg")
So who's the top and who's the bottom? They clearly fucked behind the scenes, right?
>>69886636
>Seeing torrents for episode 6 and 7
More leaks or bullshit?
>>69886586
Am I the only Davosbro who is perfectly fine with latching him on to Jon just so we can keep him around?
>fav video games turn to absolute shit
>fav TV show turns to absolute show
>animal lover constantly need to see direwolves butchered for shock value and budget constraints
>the final dagger in my heart is my waifu being a coalburner
just cut my life into fucking pieces
Really hoping TWOW have better Other/White Walker than tonight's episode.
>direwolves keep fucking dying
What is the fucking POINT
IS THE ENTIRE POINT TO MANIPULATE THE EMOTIONS OF THE READER/VIEWER BECAUSE LE FUCKING EPIC OLD YELLER KILL ALL THE DOGS MEMEING BULLSHIT FUCK
Who is waiting to see the reaction of the faggots here who haven't watched yet?
>>69886700
Tommen is the bottom becauseI'd want to ravage his boipussy more than Brans
Link to Episode 6 pls
>>69886705
>deluded old fossil
>totally corrupt cunt
>destructive, unlikable asshole
POTTERY
>>69886705
>Bernie
>Gains power
Didn't really think that one through.
What happened with Tommen exactly?
Of if there's like only 5 walkers and 2 (maybe eveb 3?) of them are dead ins't this whole thing not even a big deal?
I mean some random girl with a spear can take them down then they aren't a threat at all imo
holy shit she looks past 40 in this scene
>>69886705
MAKE
Dickon will die anyway.
>>69886767
Kills himself like a beta.
>>69886688
Where the fuck is House Reed?
>>69886727
DELET THIS
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>69886650
Is it just me or did these guys have a really hard time moving around? They looked like clowns.
>>69886753
>destructive
I mean if you count the complete and utter fucking up the establishment, yeah I guess
>unlikable
lmao no
I can't wait until Fargo comes back
>>69886767
He walks in on Margaery and three summer islanders
>>69886767
He'll jump out the window
>>69886705
WESTEROS
>>69886728
>Really hoping TWOW have better Other/White Walker than tonight's episode.
It is clear the the fat man intended for this to happen. I don't think D&D would make such a major change.
He fucked up. GRRM=hack confirmed.
>>69886736
If that was it they probably wouldn't make it a half-assed 3 second "oh and btw the dog dies" scene where they can't even get the head size of the colour right.
>>69886641
Ramsay, Tommen/Kevan, Sweetrobin/Littlefinger, Walder Frey, whoever is the leader of the Tullys, Jon.
>>69886736
>DABID
>HEY DABID
>WHAT ABOUT THE WOLVES DABID
>"JUST"
>SAY NO MORE DABID
>>69886766
He's almost there! Just gotta donate the last of your live savings for a big push in California!
>>69886688
I cant wait for these two to be confirmed twins
How would /got/ react?
>>69886753
>Trump
>unlikable asshole
The fuck are you on about?
>>69886640
You know for sure this 'hold the door' bollocks is a GRRM construction and not something specific to the TV show? They've already totally butchered the plot so how can you be sure that part isn't new?
>>69886824
I laughed, then cried.
>>69886650
Bran's actor fucking lied to us.
He said the Children were like Rayquaza, they're really more like Team Magma/Aqua, unleashing terrible weather and climate controlling shit on the world that eventually turns against them
>>69886688
And she might have Dark sister. She picked up a sword near those Obsidian tipped spears. No reason to leave a regular sword there.
RIP pupper ;_;
>>69886753
>destructive unlikable asshole
you have to go back
What did he mean by this?
>>69886834
>>69886801
It was just bantz.
MAGA
>>69886736
cgi 2 expensive and hbo is a low budget studio :>
>>69886822
Tommen is Cersei's bitch, Kevan is Olenna's, and Jon is Sanser's. Tullys and Freys haven't even made an appearance in three seasons.
Does anyone else think that this whole "seeing the past through trees" thing is pants on head retarded?
I mean there's not even a mechanism explained as to why that would work.
They might as well pull a special potato out of the ground and listen to it whisper of future events next.
The whole thing is straight out of a Lucasarts adventure.
>>69886872
Is this rape?
Name of the actress attached to this episodes tits pls
>>69886713
Yeah, it's bullshit.
>>69886872
Looks like they turned on the blizzard machine
Soooo ASOIAF is a sci-fi story now? Preston Jacobs was right all along
>>69886875
I'm feeling the banter you flying fucking cuck nerdlord
>>69886775
the makeup in this scene was weird
>>69886705
>trump is a real life mary sue
Holy shit.
>>69886872
Brienne needs to get off her high horse, beggars can't be choosers.
>>69886791
>>69886805
Is this a meme? Does it happen this week?
>>69886898
In 2 generation's time.
>>69886852
>Bran's actor said the Children were like Rayquaza
BAHAHAHA, FAGGOT! My boyfriend Isaac just told me he has no idea what that even means. Eat a cock, friendo.
>>69886872
Gwendoline Christie is easily in the bottom 5 of got actors.
>>69886918
lel, he really is.
>>69886918
>>69886872
He will die this season just so brienne never knows true love. Just as she shows interest in him he will die. Cap this post
>>69886931
Leaks say he does it.
>>69886872
How does she still have time to cut her hair and slick it back like that?
>>69886872
I love this
HOW DO THE CHILDREN HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE ICE MONSTERS?
WHY NOT A GREEN LEAF MONSTER?
What's the first thing you'd watch if you were Bloodraven??
Someone post fake sansa's tits
>>69886852
Was he really making pokemon reference?
>>69886852
maybe he is not that much of a pokemon nerd
>>69886872
>Brienne has literally never had any male show sexual attraction to her in her entire life
>Sighs in exasperation like a sitcom character
B
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So you guys are saying Bran 'time traveled' because he warged into Hodor in his vision which then made him retarded for the next 20 years or w/e?
>>69886888
I'll give you Tommen being Cersei's puppet but Kevan is not Olenna's and Sansa is supporting Jon, not the other way around. Also forgot about Euron.
>Tullys and Freys haven't even made an appearance in three seasons
You said faction leaders, not major characters on the show.
>>69886700
Isaac is the bottom. Dean had to talk him into it because Isaac is really shy, IRL. But he's a sweet boy.
>>69886586
Does anyone? Nothing matters or makes sense anymore
>>69886551
Hordor
>>69886988
you never licked a metal pole on a cold winter day? this is how it happened.
>>69886995
Something erotic if i'm gonna be stuck in a tree forever
> "Ned please!" begged Lyanna from a mount of white sheet freshly soaked with gore. "He'll never rest if he knew."
> "He won't kill a babe," Ned explained, unable to conceal the doubt in his voice. "Robert's a good friend."
> "He murdered Rhaegar! He will do the same to our son."
> "The Targaryens murdered father -"
> "Our father!" said Lyanna, beautiful even as she blinking away tears, "and our brother."
> Ned bowed his head in shame and looked into a pair of grey eyes untainted by the cruelty of this world. Has it really been that long ago since Robert led them against the Mad King?
> "There has been enough blood spilt because of me," whispered Lyanna with sadness in her voice. "Ned please... I'll suck your cock."
>>69886979
She goes to the same moving beauty shop that Sansa goes to to get her nails done and makeup touched up.
>>69886995
RAEP
>>69886636
>>69886705
Fuck off you boring alt-right fucks
4chan went to shit the day you cunts started pouring in here
I say this as a low-key Trump supporter
>>69886910
That whole ending scene felt so unreal I almost forgot I was waching GOT. Is there litteraly any political intrigue, hell, anything even "smart" going on right now in the show's world? What happened to the actuall game of thrones?
>>69886852
So i Guess Bran is Rayquaza?
>>69886895
Magic, don't gotta explain shit.
>>69886995
Shiera getting naked
>>69887058
>What happened to the actuall game of thrones?
Three hacks fucked it up.
>>69886995
I would find her squatting
>>69886872
Where does Brienne get all that Axe brand pomade in the middle ages?
>>69886872
>we will see Brienne plunging her big white cock up Tormund's asshole
GET HYPE
>>69887021
>Northmen tried to rape her twice
>Jaime showed sexual attraction
>>69887009
Yeah
http://www.ign.com/articles/2016/04/27/game-of-thrones-isaac-hempstead-wright-bran-will-reveal-interesting-glimpses-into-the-past
>IGN: And more to come with the Children of the Forest? Do we dig into that a bit more?
>Hempstead-Wright: Yeah, I think so. It was so cool in Season 4 to finally meet these creatures, because they're really like a high level of mythical. They're like Rayquaza in Pokemon.
HOLD
>>69887040
>"Ned please... I'll suck your cock."
>>69886979
She cuts her own hair and slicking it back probably takes less than a minute.
>>69886995
the first time Margaery deepthroated a man
>>69887021
she doesn't even look like a bear 2bh pham
So now we aer supposed to believe that Hodor traveled to the future saw that Bran is important and they would need someone to hold the door, and then moved to winterfell to help him out?
this plot makes less and less cense by the episode.
>>69886995
Aegon having threesomes with Visenya and Rhaenys.
>this fucking episode
It felt like I was watching a spoof.
>>69887058
We got Twins plotting with Tyrells against the Sparrowcucks last episode
It was great.
>>69886727
>she's a coalburner
Has anyone not been BTFO this season?
>>69886688
AZOR JON! AZOR MEERA!
Replace salsa with this girl
best tits the whole season
>>69887051
>low-key
Why low-key anon?
>>69887021
Jaime was sexually attracted to her.
>>69887058
Pretty sure the major points are all GRRM's, so that being the WW origin is as good as confirmed.
>>69886767
He didn't fly so good
>Bran reaches man sitting in some roots
>man sitting in roots can look at the past
>Bran, you'll be looking at the past next, okay?
>okay
what is this particular subplot even all about?
>>69886995
ser gregor meeting elia martell
>>69887126
Holy shit,the absolute madman
>>69886995
The beginning of time, or as further back as it goes.
watch some targaryns banging
watch more famous people fugg
watch some pretty cool battles
>>69887058
>What happened to the actuall game of thrones?
This is the actual game of thrones, you're only now realizing how much of a hack GRRM is.
>>69887031
Nigga do you even watch the show? Kevan doesn't even talk, he just sits there like a cuck while Olenna makes every decision. Same with Sanser, it's just her discussing shit with Davos now.
>>69887123
They were going to rape her just for the sake of raping her. I definitely don't remember Jaime displaying any sexual attraction, emotional attraction maybe but definitely not sexual.
>>69887021
If he married her would he become Lord Tarth when her father died?
>>69887051
What's "alt right" (is that a band? the alt right button has no different function than the left one) about my post?
>>69887210
Reminder that gregor was only 17 when he met her
>>69886705
>not posting the original
pls
>>69887135
she looks like she's watching a 14 year old talk nonsense about politics
>Bran wargs Ramsey
>fucks Sansa
>>69887058
To be fair, the whole political / intrigue aspect was always overshadowed by the way bigger "magical" ice&fire story, even though it took center stage for most of the series, both books and show.
>>69887197
the old guy in the tree knew that one day he would be dead and he had to train annother person that's why he had warged into hodor for his hole life....
>>69887238
There should be lots of Oona flashbacks. Maybe they can dedicate a whole episode to her backstory
>>69887216
I see you Bradamante
>>69887040
> "Now it ends!" exclaimed Lord Stark as his bald member exploded deep inside Lyanna's throat.
> White nectars pale as milk glass oozed down rose glossened lips as she scrunched up her mouth in disgust.
> Lyanna wiped away Ned's seed with the back of her hand as he collapsed onto the floor, absorbed in ecstasy.
> Neither spoke as the air staled from their mingled sweat.
> As if on command, a sweet Dornish breeze blew over the parapet, waking the babe who was a moment ago asleep in the comfort of his mother's arms.
> "Tis' near dusk Lord Stark," reminded Howland Reed, who has been waiting patiently. "may I take a turn now my Lord?"
> Ned nodded as he turned to leave.
> "Aye M'lord," said the eager crannogman as he crawled toward the pale mistress and felt the wet warmth of the she-wolf tight around his finger.
>>69887157
kek, yeah, one hell of a plot.
>>69887058
>thinking the entire series would be a political cat and mouse game
This is why they shouldn't have changed the name of the series, even if Game of Thrones does sound catchier.
>>69887248
So... reading this board?
>>69887248
She's on /pol/?
>>69887051
Agreed
>>69887228
No. She'd become Lady Tarth. He'd become Lord Protector of Tarth (like Littlefinger in the Vale).
>>69886995
Probably some big moments through history that I was curious about before jumping right into deviancy.
>>69887238
>deluded idiot gets destroyed by the ones in power, reddit mourns him forever after
It rhymes.
20 mins til episode right? Not from the US so i am not sure
>>69886736
direwolves confirmed as biggest jobbers in the seven kingdoms, what a bunch of meaningless deaths.
>>69887181
He really wasn't
I do think he had some feels for her however
>yfw
>>69887276
write margaery getting assfucked by tommen my good man
>>69886997
>>69887288
>>69887265
This is /got/. We're all reddit here
>>69887228
Yes.
>>69887307
Wrong.
>>69887171
Where are my (You)s
>>69887171
>best tits the whole season
because it's a prosthetic you virgin
>>69887288
Reminder that GoT should be cancelled and we should get an Actors of Braavos spinoff focused on much more interesting plotlines than anything we've seen in years, like:
>Will Fake Cersei and Fake Tyrion hook up?
>Will Fake Cersei's method acting of alcoholism lead her to trouble?
>Will Fake Sansa's acting improve or will she just continue to rely on having great tits?
>Will Fake Joffrey's cock warts go away this year?
Unfinished and boring plot lines from GoT about ice monster bioweapons and who kills Ramsay Sue can be answered in the new series via the plays they perform.
Wait, it leaked?
fuck me
The alarm was the best part of the episode.
where to watch guys? Please haaalllppp!
>>69887324
He boned up when he saw her boipucci in ASOS
>IT WAS ME, JON! I KILLED YOUR PARENTS!
>>69887219
Kevan doesn't talk because no one that watches the show remembers who he is, he's still hand of the king and in control of Casterly Rock. Olenna doesn't control him, they work together because they agree, she's just the only one bitchy enough to complain to Cersei's face.
>>69887238
Nigga please. Correct version coming through
>>69887355
Yeah, worst episode of the season so far familia.
>>69886995
Age of Heroes shit, the Long Night and wars during that time
See what history was right about and which things were wrong or complete bullshit.
>>69887356
I almost had a heart attack no joke
>>69887356
lol that scared the shit outta me, pretty nig fuck up by the editors to leave some computer alarm, I bet that shit is going to trend on twitter when every no priate sees it in like 15 min...
who /420/ 15 minutes before the episode here?
>>69887401
Oh for fuck's sake stfu you faggots.
>>69887258
>>69887280
Problem is the whole "bigger" problem hasn't reached Westeros yet. But the polical aspect is already gone. Most people south of the Wall have no idea about the WW
>>69887402
EP1 was utter crap
This one had decent scenes, like the play and meme kinvara
Reminder that life's unfair, and D&D made is unfairer
>was hyped as fuck for this weekend
>just sitting here depressed, and bitter as fuck
enjoy your shitty episode
Somebody post high-res Brans before I fucking piss myself.
>>69887383
Bran is basically Dr. X right now
>Cripple
>God tier psychic powers
He will become bald soon
STREAM????
>>69887171
who is she?
>>69887368
I mean he was pretty desperate, locked up in a cell for months
I would get hard too
>>69887421
dude
>>69887421
bitch the episode leaked yesterday
>>69887432
Alright I'll give you ep 1 was worse, but this one is second worse by a good margin.
>>69887178
kek
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Why was the "hold door" scene so fucking long and forced? Do they really need to repeat it half a hundred times for showfags to get it?
I know they're not exactly standard of brilliance, but still...
>EPISODE AIRS IN 15 MINUTES
>DEAD THREAD
WHAT THE FUCK?
Any lank?
>>69887445
The usual places
>>69887425
The biggest problem started on Westeros. The Others are the end game enemy. There's plenty of bad people in the series but the Others are not even people, they're antithetical to people and to life.
>>69887446
where do you think we are
>>69887356
>alarm
what?
>>69887051
>alt-right
You mean right-right, right?
Post the cock.
>>69887479
we already saw it, anon.
Fuck me, this ep has torments my soul!
>>69887401
Holy shit
IT FITS
>tfw Simon Quinlank turned up on game of thrones and was the best thing in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IRF4rIDhIQ
Fuck everyone else, Kevin Eldon deserves the emmy nod this season
>>69887479
we all watched it already pleb
>>69887479
We've all seen it. It was leaked yesterday bro.
I won't go into detail, but hold the door.
>>69887446
Poor man's Mara
>>69887354
Douglas?
>>69887021
>Brienne has literally never had any male show sexual attraction to her in her entire life
She has, but they were all pretending as a trick to humiliate her. Brienne thus associates overt sexual attention with betrayal and humiliation. As such, her reaction is more or less perfect.
Please someone do an edit of Bran, appreciated
>>69887443
>Dr. X
>Will build a creature
>See androids fighting
>Brad and Janet
>Ann Francis stars in
>Forbidden Planet
Who the FUCK IS STANNIS?
Jon is the one true king!
>>69887479
We've all seen it already you numpty. Hodor dies.
How can Game of Thrones even compete?
>ITT there are people asking for live stream not knowing that ep 5 leaked yesterday....
kek
>>69887488
considering the fat mans remarks about how there is no true good or true evil i highly doubt the WW are actually evil at all. They have their reasons.
>>69887473
They rushed all the other scenes but decided to waste budget on that low quality hollywood sequence
>>69887356
please tell me it's not in the torrents
>>69887479
They watched the early leak. Just ignore them when it starts.
>>69887021
showfriendo pls
she was heavily flirted on by like 5 guys at a dance.
yeah the reaction she gives to Tormund was shit, an appropriate reaction would've been to just run away, embarrassed and stuff, thinking back on that time they all laughed at her... but wonderwoman can't do that.
>>69886636
We get it, we saw it in every other fucking thread ever since the leak was released.
Go watch captain America again you autist
Are the comfy.zone guys streaming the episode tonight?
WW killer top list:
1.) Sam the Slayer
2.) Jon the Jormungand
3.) Meera the Malevolent
>>69887488
I was refering to the "bigger magical problem". The reason why politics doesn't exist on the show anymore.
>>69887421
>tfw been out for a week and won't change for another 2 weeks
Just fuck my shit up.
>>69887499
You'll see soon anon
>>69887443
He's not a "doctor", he's a Professor.
>>69887228
It would be extremely gainful.
>>69887479
HOLD THE DOOR
>>69887572
you do remember that they had a bet on who would seduce her right? they were mocking her
Are there leaks for the episode 6 preview, or do we have to wait for the official youtube channel to upload?
>>69887572
She figured out later that that was a fucking joke you dumby
>>69887540
So what the fuck? Bran can time travel now?
>>69887582
>wanting to hang out with a bunch of autistic 14 year olds from /pol/
For what purpose?
It was me Jon, it's always been me. Remember Ygritte getting shot through the heart.
Who do you think gave Ollie the bow?
>>69887540
He sure forgot about the man he admired the most in the world rather quickly didn't he?
cast her
episode about to start lets all watch it without spoilers please?
>>69887595
I've seen the episode there was no alarm to my knowledge
>>69887401
>Obama as Joffery
DROPPED
R
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>>69887630
I know of no other stream and I hide the chat, familia
Got a better one?
>>69887401
who's baelish supposed to be?
>you'll never see Preston's live reaction to the ep
Is she a minor character now?
>>69887643
My sex slave.
>>69887643
hand maiden for MY DICK
>>69887625
Yes, he's literally the key to all this.
>>69887559
Where did I even use the word evil in my post? Cause I didn't. I said the Others are antithetical to life. They are a natural enemy to humanity. Whether or not they're "evil" is irrelevant because their very existence harms humanity.
>>69887051
as fast as it came, as fast it will go
ultimately its a fad
>>69887646
Of course, famalam :^)
>>69887512
the fuck am I watching here?
>>69887625
ASOIAF = post-apocalyptic sci-fi story confirmed
>>69887666
who cares, he is a faggot
>>69887625
Bran can do as he pleases. Such is the life of the beautiful and famous.
![Game.Of.Thrones.S06E05.LEAK.BAD.QUALITY.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC2.0.mp4_snapshot_13.34_[2016.05.23_01.48.31].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8D0eByV.jpg "Game.Of.Thrones.S06E05.LEAK.BAD.QUALITY.1080p.WEBRip.x264.AAC2.0.mp4_snapshot_13.34_[2016.05.23_01.48.31].jpg")
Who's this? Bitch is hotter than most of the main girls?
>>69887479
top plen
>cleganebowl isn't happening this season
holy fuck can they speed this shit up
they somehow manage to have the pacing at a snail's pace while still not accomplishing anything else noteworthy
>>69887643
on my dick
Is the Three Eyed Raven an old Bran?
>>69887661
George Soros
>>69887661
George Soros
Billionaire who supposedly runs the illuminati or whatever
