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Winners will be announced any moment now
Stream: http://www.festival-cannes.com/en/web-tv/live
First for Dolan
F U C K C A N A L T V F O R U R S H I T T Y T I M E Z O N E L O G I C
>>69866831
if it's not Toni Erdmann i'll be really butthurt
SIERRANEVADA IF IT'S 3 HOURS IN ONE ROOM IT MUST BE GOOD
Third
>>69866881
I hate you
http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
Set you computer clock on the french timezone and you're good to watch those desastrous awards
>>69866907
>hasn't seen movie
>getting butthurt over an award
ok Deutschland fick off
Based jarmusch will save cinémà once again
OH SHIT NEON DEMON JUST WON THE PALM
>>69866881
What he could win?
Elle wins
>>69866935
Is Canal+ literally, LITERALLY retarded?
>>69866790
Rome, Open City
Welles' Othello
Taste of Cherry
>>69866986
Did you think this was a good shitpost?
REFN DID IT BOYS HE DID THE MAD MAN!!!!!
>>69866935
Or you just watch it on Cannes' official Youtube channel?
>>69866907
Ade wasn't called back.
Does Adam Driver have a chance of winning best actor? I really hope he does.
If Frenchies hate Americans so much why do they keep referencing our fils?
>>69867037
>they do shitty video jokes like the oscars
is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MssJDH-mMsk
really different from the canal tv one?
>>69867015
Anything, bc Cannes is retarded
More rape jokes?
RAPE JOKE TIME!!!!!
>>69867118
Yes
Ceremony has started right now
>>69867118
The ceremony just started mate, the youtube channel doesn't show it.
>>69867175
>>69867191
:( so stupid
>>69867109
>Adam Driver wins the french Oscar before De Niro and Pacino
JUST
Can someone quickly translate everything this frog is saying?
>>69867216
>french Oscar
this isn't the Cesars
correct stream pls
>>69867191
>http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
How do I watch it? It shows this thing
>>69867223
References to movie, naomi kawase will present the best shorts
>>69867223
'no' :)
Will Fremaux finally admit hes senile?
Any pictures of Naomi's feet?
>>69867109
I'm pretty sure he's the frontrunner.
>gonna win at Cannes
>working with Scorcese
Based Driver is gonna be the only Star Wars actor to be successful outside of the franchise. Watch out for that Oscar.
Kawase knows English?
CHING CHING DING DONG
>>69867290
How about you do what is being told in these threads, nigger?
>>69867290
set your computer clock to french hour ( it's 19h27 here )
>>69867290
Put french time zone on your computah
>>69867175
>>69867191
Wait what's the point of the stream then?
>>69867290
you have to set your timezone to French time and eat a baguette first
>>69867342
no man, that's CGI. they CGI'd her mouth and overdubbed her with english
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS SHE ILLITERATE
hahahahahah fucking cringe what the fuck man
>>69867388
no she is moeno suzako :D
It's actually pretty sad how no one gives a shit about shorts. Even winning Cannes means very little.
>>69867357
>>69867372
>>69867381
Thank you, my petit anons
>>69867349
E D G Y
>This award >Cest un papier
Absolute madman
lol that asian kid doesnt know how to clap
Get off the stage you Mexican
>>69867432
They are like movie manlets
BACK TO CAMERA D'OR?
>you'll never be Willem Dafoe
;_;
BIG DICK WILLEM
>>69867447
That wasn't edgy. Don't people even know what words mean anymore?
>>69867495
Who?
DIVINE
Divines gets the Caméra d'or
what the fuck is Divines even
>>69867546
Actually, no. Since I watched Adieu au Langage, I cant read anymore :^(
Jesus, the rumors were true.
Fuck that Tweet was legit
IT BEGGINS
Caméra d'or is a movie about young minorities in France, what a surprise...
what will dolan win
More French shit? Jesus Christ, fuck you frogs. Literally no one speaks your faggy language.
FEMME FEMME FEMME
Why is she screaming, someone translate
this year is about strong womyn
>>69867633
JUST
>>69867602
This is my favorite Pepe
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>69867624
Where you watching it all I see is the red carpet
>>69867659
Ameriburger detected
Sounds like something very SJW
>>69867675
a lot of thanks, she speaks about the importance of women, and her producer actually caring about art and not only money
Is this movie about refugees?
>>69867675
all this enthusiasm and screaming
>whyboner.jpg
>>69867706
here
>>69866935
that girl in the white dress looks qt
cannes needs to take a cue from the oscars and hire an orchestra
Farhadi make us proud again
>>69867706
it already started minutes ago i was talking about the rumors being true
that huge nigress
>>69867734
>importance of women
>her producer actually caring about art and not only money
https://twitter.com/juliengester/status/734362237356412928
Divines? Check.
GET OFF THE STAGE
>look up what this even is
>coming of age film
BORING.
GET OFF THE STAGE SHITSKIN!!!!!!
we're womyn hear us roar.
Just shut up already
>>69867734
What a fag shit
holy shit this lady is annoying
jesus almighty
ALALALALALALALALA
oh fuck Xena Warrior Princess won an award.
>>69867734
>a lot of thanks, she speaks about the importance of women, and her producer actually caring about art and not only money
what a gigantic contradiction jesus christ
FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT DIE WOMAN!
OMG MEL YOURE AMZING I ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH
>WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
what did she mean by this?
DAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFOOOOOOEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! :)
>>69867686
denks :^)
btw the iranian producer in the jury produced several Farhadi movies...
>>69867974
it meant war
How do I into Cannes?
72. "DIVINES" (Houda Benyamina) [4.88/8 2.0]
Jesus Christ.
kek, that smooth jazz for kristen dunst
>>69868039
>sexy music for the white women
>vaguely oriental music for the Muslim woman
uh racist and sexist much?
Any good stream lads? Youtube is not showing it?
>>69868027
LMAO
>>69868022
Suck Thierrys dick. Or just film a decent short film and submit it into student short films
French people are so smug about their shittiness
>>69868084
http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
but you need to set your computer clock to french hour ( 7pm42 )
i want to die
>>69868084
Canal+ only have streaming rights. The fact that they stream it internationally at all is pretty great. No American award ceremony does that.
CUTE LEAUD
LEAUD ISN'T DEAD YET, FRENCH CUNTS.
Come on, this Leaud thing will last some 20 minutes
>la chinoise
based
Haha official Cannes website is so fucking retarded. If you scrolled down a bit while the video is playing, the stream shuts down WTF
HOW'S ANNIE
HOW'S ANNIE
HOW'S ANNIE
>>69868253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MssJDH-mMsk
Truffaud was so much above the rest of the new wave it's not even funny
>>69868313
>Truffaud
why are Truffaut babies so retarded bros?
Did he not even come to accept his award?
>>69868313
Not really. Stop lying
>>69868278
Is that Leaud? He used to look like shit.
>>69868140
>tfw dont know frog language
>>69868313
uh no. After the 70s he ended up being the least groundbreaking.
>>69868353
He looks like an old lesbian lady now
>>69868313
I honestly don't understand how you can think this unless you've only watched Trauffaut.
>>69868367
eat some baguette and camembert or ask here
>>69868313
Melville craps on him easily
>>69868140
>but you need to set your computer clock to french hour ( 7pm42 )
thanks bro
>Les treize! Les treize! Les treize!
what did he mean by this?
>>69868447
melville isn't nouvelle vague tho
>>69868472
>yes, I have read Balzac.
>which ones?
>all of them.
Tell me pls if best director > best picture
"without you I would have been very alone"
Very nice word from desplechin for Leaud
JE NAIS SAY PESOS
FUCK OFF FROGSSSSS
>>69868488
still the best frog director
>>69868447
It's true but Melville isn't a new wave baby, he came before these memes.
Why are there no time limit for speeches? The director before that took 5 minute for screaming, now we have the old guy reading a speech for another 5
>>69868559
that's not Jean Vigo
>>69868611
If you speak for a long time in French it makes you look intellectual
>>69868536
Do you mean mise en scene is better? Honestly yes but they choose some really crap choices like Escalante in 2013
Thank you based Jean Pierre for everything you've done !
>>69868639
doesn't work for Marine Le Pen ;)
HERE COME DAT BOI
fuck off
>>69868611
TIME FOR A FUCKING GUITAR SOLO
FUCKING FROGS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Cannes a shit but I like these threads because at least someone who has seen a foreign film will post here.How do we fix /tv/????
wait why are they singing MASH? What did i miss?
how do I unlock a 720p 60fps stream fucckkkk
>>69868629
Literally Heath Legend the director
Why are they playing the MASH theme ?
>>69868749
Donald Sutherland is on the jury
>>69868746
'We' don't
And the useless musical moment...
Every year it's the same
I fuckign hate this part
>and now a musical number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3RlIjj8l-Q
It's the witch from goblet of fire!
>>69868773
isn't he the racist clippers owner
So when do the awards actually start?
>Misrlou starts playing
>>69868012
Not true, she produces doc movies.
She produced a movie about Farhadi receiving Oscar
mai waifu
>>69868746
Just contain geekshit on a containment board
>>69868765
It won the Palm and Sutherland is sitting right there
wtf happened to my stream?
SHIT CANAL+ BUMPED ME OFF
HELP
STREAM PLS
KIRSTEN DUNST BEST ACTOR
This is a sign that refn will win the leaf
IRAN
R
A
N
TAKBIIIIIIIIIIIIR
I've literally never heard of this award before
>>69868829
What's this ancient dancing ritual?
Shahab hosseini for best actor
Iranian dude won best actor
>>69857206
>>69857206
>>69857206
IT'S REAL
>>69857206
>>69857206
>>69857206
OH FUCK YOU MILLER
>>69857206
>giving awards to terrorists
Bravo France
allah akbar my friend
>>69868944
Same happened to me
>>69868944
Watch it on YouTube, retard.
>>69869003
Iranians are bro-tier
STREAM PLS
>>69868950
turn on your tv, faggot
>>69869031
Where? The official one is just showing repeats.
>>69868944
your timezone probably reset because it checked in with the server.
turn off automatic time zone updating
Taraneh pls don't cry ;_;
>>69866831
Lel, George Lucas photobombing like a boss
>>69869060
are you a retard?
Is THE REF in the room?
PLEASE NOT DOLAN PLEASE NOT DOLAN PLEASE NOT DOLAN PLEASE NOT DOLAN PLEASE NOT DOLAN PLEASE NOT DOLAN
How fucking hard is it to link to a proper stream?
jury prize for American Honey
at least it's not the palme
>>69857206
>>69857206
>>69857206
>>69857206
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY
DID
IT
HAVE
TO BE LIKE THIS
>>69857206 (Cross-thread)
well ok then
shit Arnold jury prize.
I was thinking best actress
>>69869185
this is just so shitty.
did Arielle go to Cannes? :3
USA USA USA USA
>>69869160
No.
Today is Palme Day for Dolan.
Woo gurl power
>>69869223
Basedolan
why is catwoman on the stage?
so now it's confirmed that dolan gets best director
hopefully it's Mungiu that gets the Palme and not Loach
>>69869223
Farhadi will save us
>>69869224
The funny thing is there were much better films made by women.
Calling Huppert best actress now
Cannes confirmed for meme festival
Don't worry they are still showing the preshow on the red carpet
hahahahaha MENDOZA UPSETS AGAIN BTFO CANNES CRITICS
best actress for Jaclyn rose ( ma'rosa )
build wall
STREAM NOT WORKING FUCK YOUUU
>>69869223
Haven't even seen his tripe.
The shittiest Cannes of the decade.
>>69869214
Is Caleb a method actor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWhtK3eI2VM
If Dolan doesn't get best screenplay it's gonna be scary...
>it's a Dolan wins the Palme and goes on a 10 minute long cocaine induced rant about how he's a God episode
Isn't that the music from the new Star Wars?
really? Rey's Theme for Ma' Rosa? really?
>>69869322
kek. I remember that. he sounds a bit too method.
FUCKING MENDOZA???
I've never seen a shittier /tv/ crowd. Not helping one fucking bit with a working stream.
>>69869352
who the fuck is Dolan?
>>69869326
why? and win best screenplay for juste doesn't make sense, the film is and adaptation of a play
so this guy was wrong
https://twitter.com/fredwebcom/status/734407734565691393
>Dolan crying
Why?
the salesman wins
Read the thread retard
>http://www.canalplus.fr/pid3580-live-tv-clair.html
>Set you computer clock on the french timezone and you're good to watch those desastrous awards
>>69869365
I have no time for this pleb bait
>>69869352
>yfw Dolan wins the Palm and is the youngest jury president next year
Absolutely based
>>69869365
>it's a redditor begging to be spoonfed episode
>>69869365
Just turn on you tv, faggot
>>69869365
Who fucking cares the awards are done in ten minutes
>>69869365
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x49mxnh_69eme-ceremonie-de-cloture-du-festival-de-cannes-2016-canal_shortfilms
If this one doesn't work for you, just kys
>>69869365
it's in the OP you retard
it hasn't started yet
What kind of reaction did Woody Allen's new movie get?
Ken Loach wins palm Screencap this
BASED FARHADI
>>69857206
>>69857206
>>69857206
NOT LIKE THIS
>>69869443
Elijah Wood-like
best scenario for farhadi
>>69869407
He already was last year.
>Dolan DIDN'T win best screenplay
PALME CONFIRMED
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
DId some guy just scream ALLAH AKHBAR? The fuck is going on?
>>69869365
Put your time zone to Paris.
>France is so cucked they literally refuse to give awards to white males
>>69869443
6 little boys out of 10
This whole circus is incredibly silly, looks like a parody
>no Batman vs Superman
>no X-Men Apocalypse
France is really the worst country
Who is the cutie being interviewed now?
WORST FUCKING CANNES
>>69869489
He wasn't President
>yfw he's declared Cannes president for life
Can someone pls list me the winners? Cant watch it at the moment. Thanks
This iranian guy looks white. Truly aryan as fck.
>>69869500
i bet everyone's buttholes clenched at that
Loach is palme d'or guys, it was leaked by some french tv channel.
Why is Farhadi talking about Mad Max what is this what's happening.
>>69869435
lol
Farhadi's whole crew is there. He's gonna win big
>>69869575
He knows about the problems of having multiple wives disobey you
MAD MAX BON FILME
>>69869427
Why is the english one just following the fucking red carpet? Is this the best one out there?
>>69869575
No idea. I don't listen to the girl. His producer or sth made him watch it in Teheran.
>>69869605
top lel
>>69869582
he can't win anymore.
Two prize at best if it's screenplay and actor. This is the rule
>>69869575
Mad Max confirmed for kino
>>69869546
Oh yeah I just read "jury" because of the hype.
DOLAN HYPE
>>69869605
kek
HOLY FUCK WHY IS HE SPEAKING SO FUCKING MUCH.
>>69869645
This is really true?
>>69869575
he watched mad max while waiting for his movie to be edited or smth like that
Refn will win
>Personal shopper and Baccalauréat gets some shit
SHIT MOVIES. Cannes is so MEH.
Bacalaureat girl is qt
Refn's gonna boys its coming
>>69869352
I wouldn't mind seeing this
NO PALME FOR MUNGIU
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
LOACH OR DOLAN FOR THE PALME FUCK MY LIFE
Mungiu looks pissed
Mungiu and Assayas best director
Dolan grand Prize and Loach Palme d'or
mise en scène for baccalauréat and personnal shopper
>Dolan didn't win best screenplay
>didn't win best director
IT'S OVER
DOLAN WINS
That guy has a gay lisp.
HOLY FUCK REFN JUST SHOWED UP ON STAGE WITH A GUN AND SHOT THE JURY
>>69869678
Yeah, to prevent sweeps from taking most of the prizes
>>69869731
Romanian guy and Assayas winning for getting ignored on better films
Based Assayas
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>>69869775
>>69869607
Fuck you. Just watch the one in French or dont watch it at all. I don't understand it either, but if you're slightly intelligent, you'll know who won in what category.
The best director prize is the only good choice made by the jury so far
>>69869775
SHINY AND CHROME
HOLY FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDE. He talks like that "bla bla bla BLaaaaa. bla bla bla blaaaaA". Fucking dude.
>>69869750
what film has Ken Loach made in the last year?
fuck man dolan actually getting the palm how has thsi happened
>>69869775
WITNESSED FOREVER
>>69869837
Something about poor people.
>>69869837
nigga google his name
>Le cinéma d'auteur was delimited to a niche
CANNES CONFIRMED KINO.
>>69869837
I, Daniel Blake
Its about old man without a job, and a single mother with a black kid not getting enough goverment help
SEAN PENN JUST WON THE GRAND PRIX WTF IS GOING ON
>>69869862
are you sure of that? how?
Grand prix for Dolan TV BTFO
>Palme
>Palme
>Palme
>Palme
alright we're safe
YES YES YES YES YES NO PALME FOR DOLAN
>NO PALME FOR DOLAN
NO PALME FOR DOLAN
>NO PALME FOR DOLAN
NO PALME FOR DOLAN
>NO PALME FOR DOLAN
NO PALME FOR DOLAN
>NO PALME FOR DOLAN
NO PALME FOR DOLAN
THANK YOU BASED GOD
>>69869888
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XAVIER'S FINISHED BTFO BTFO BTFO CONFIRMED HACK
PHEW PHEW PHEW i mean it feels bad to root for someone not winning but surely even dolan will be super happy with grand prix considering the reception he got for this film
>>69869837
Poor People Are Divine And Virtuous, Rich People Are Evil, Praise Socialism: The Movie
At least it's not Palme.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
THIS YEAR IS SO FUCKING SHIT ITS HILARIOUS
>>69869901
thanks
I 'd rather have the IRA.
What's the difference between the Palmes d'or and the GP?
HOLY FUCK DOLAN IS SO COKED OUT. Look at those eyes.
>fake tears
>he actually wrote a speech
christ how can he be so annoying?
what a whirlwind weekend for Dolan having by far ur most critically panned film and then getting the GP lol
So the palme is for Loach, absolutely disgusting
>>69869980
DOLAN
MAD
A
N
BASED DOLAN
>>69857206
>>69857206
>>69857206
m-maybe they g-got everything r-right except for loach r-right guys
maren ade still has a chance r-right
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
At this rate, next year they'll give Dolan an award at Cannes even if he hasn't made a movie.
>>69869948
>>69869870
fuck you both, Ken Loach made epic movies.
I meant this>>69869961
as a joke
Whats the diff between grand prix and palm
>it's a Dolan cries after winning the Grand Prix because he didn't win the Palme episode
>WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO MY PARTY YOU ASSHOLES
>i deserve the palme
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WHITE TRASH QUEBECOIS
>>69869980
Wasn't Dolan's movie panned? What the fuck is going on?
His speech is so fucking hilarious
>WHEREVER YOU ARE AUTHOR OF THE MOVIE. I HOPE SNIF I DID NOT DO YOU WRONG SNIF
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>69870029
it's a runner up prize
>>69870029
2nd place vs 1st
>2016
>giving the Palme to British poverty porn
What a shit year. The three most acclaimed films all got nothing
>>69870029
u have to race for grand prix
u put a leaf on ur penis for the palm
>that pretentious speech
Be glad to not be fluent in french guys because it's a nightmare.
new thread ?
AHAHAHAHAHAH PUTAIN DE MERDE MANLET
>>69870045
Just because the critics hate it doesn't mean the jury does.
>>69870069
New kino pls
>>69870077
et le duuuuuuuuubs
>MORE I GROW SNIIFFF MORE I KNOW HWO HARD IT IS TO BE UNDERSTOOD. SNIIIIIIIIIF BUT MORE I UNDERSTAND MYSELF. THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ME SNIIIIF.*
SNNIIIIIIF.
So fucking hilarious.
TOP 5 DIDN'T GET SHIT
mikkleson is so blazed atm
>MADS' FUCKING FACE
what the fuck is his problem?
SHUT THE FUCK UP
NEW
>>69870132
NEW
>>69870132
what did he mean by this?
>Quoting ANatole France
HILARIOUS AS FUCK
SOMEONE TAKE HIM OFF THE STAGE JESUS
any guesses on how long it took him to write his speech
>Dolan wins a prize with what critics say it's his worst movie
What's happening? there's something he can't do?
MEL GIBSON LMFAO
>>69870145
what exactly did he say my french is very weak, I certianly wouldn't recognise France being quoted
>Mel Gibson on stage
WTF
>loach
fuck
my
life
>>69870192
Some pretentious quote about how he is going to fight on without compromising his vision no matter if people do not recognize it.
did someone screencap mikkelsen's "I REALLY REGRET THIS" face during dolan's speech
>Palme d'or: Loach
>Grand Prix: Dolan
>Jury Prize: Andrea Arnold
WHAT
THE
FUCK
>>69870659
Why does this upset you?
Can any kind anon tell me what Farhadi said? my french is poor
>>69870753
It was supposed to be a combination of Paterson, Toni Erdmann, and Aquarius.
I, Daniel Blake, American Honey, and It's Only the End of the World all had very mixed reviews.
plus,I fucking hate Dolan[/spolier]
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