https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzWIGFiGrlA
it looks like a meme (ノ・ω・)ノ
>>69800833
>222 views
Holy shit, my minecraft let's play videos get more views in the first 3 minutes, bomb incoming.
WAY better trailer than the first, hoping this is better than the Khan one
was that the fucking NX-01?
>>69800833
>The vastness of space
>There's only yourself, your ship, and your crew
>Haha, just joking, your ship is getting rekt in 5 seconds and you'll spend most of the movie on a planet
>>69800833
>the director of the fast and the furious
fucking christ why would they do that?
>>69800967
Looks like it.
>>69800833
Not Star Trek.
>>69800833
Looks like a classic Star Trek film, and not in a good way.
TAKE YOUR BETS PEOPLE!!!
BIGGEST BOMB OF THE SUMMER:
STAR TREK BEYOND?
OR WARCRAFT??
Muchhhhhh better than the first. I still don't care though
>>69800833
Looks like Star Trek for people who have no clue what Star Trek is and just have the basic gist of it.
>You've got Spoc and he says funny smart things you don't understand
>Then there's the Welsh bloke
>Oh look, Captain Kirk, you might remember him from big famous internet fight forums over who the better captain is between him and Picard
>>69800833
Well this looks MUCH better than the previous trailer I guess.lol it's gonna suck
>>69800833
>fear of death is illogical
what the FUG
>FROM THE DIRECTOR OF FAST AND FURIOUS
BWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>EXPLOSIONS AND GUNFIGHTS
BWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>MEME QUIPS
BWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>GENERIC STRONK WOMYN ALIEN AND ANGRY BAD ALIEN
BWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
save us fuller
>>69800833
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THE VOICE OF THE INDIAN WOMAN FROM THE EXPANSE
Not sure if they packed enough inception noises into that trailer tbqh.
>Kirk and Spock have to steal the enterprise and drift it out of the shipyard
mitebcool
>>69801109
Why fear death when Starfleet has the blood of Khan and the other hibernating supersoldiers that can bring you back from the dead?
>>69801132
Yes.
http://deadline.com/2016/03/shohreh-aghdashloo-star-trek-beyond-paramount-1201718696/
god i miss TNG
>>69801208
go watch the blu rays
>>69800833
le gusta
>>69801132
Yes, but bizarrely was only cast in fucking March of this year, she is appearing entirely in reshoots.
>>69800833
>NX-01
DROPPED
Also, those new uniforms a shit
>>69801074
I'm going to have to go with door number 3 here:
>>69800833
>Mass Effect-looking uniforms
>Shoreh Agadashloo
>A director who realises this is about spectacle, not LENS FLARES errywhere
I guess I'm in.
>they're boarding us
Class A acting right there.
>>69800833
*AUDIBLE GASP*
I CAN'T STAND IT
>>69800833
>dat poster
>>69801416
Of course JJ loved it because back then rainbows were just a symbol of innocence or the light shining through a prism.
Now, they are almost always paralleled with some LGBT undertones.
>>69801202
She was my favourite Quarian in Tali's Loyalty Mission.
>>69801313
>Ghostbusters
Hot debate keeps it in everyones mouths
>Beyond
Universally agreed looks like shit
>Warcraft
Universally agreed looks like manchild shit
Gb will beat em both easy
No such thing as bad press.
>>69801109
Fear is an emotion to start with. And why fear something you can't change and don't usually know when will happen?
>>69801379
Those dress uniforms
>>69800999
It could be Reliant class.
so it wins best poster of the year
BRRRRRRM
BRRRRRRRRMMMMMMM!!!!
Need a webm of the white alien chick growling asap.
>>69800833
was uninterested by first trailer but this one is alright
>>69801553
Jesus titty fucking Christ..
The Nacelles look like they are "spinning out" a la F&F.
FAST, BOOM, GO!
>>69800833
LOAD NOISES
>>69801529
>And why fear something you can't change
But they can.
Khan's blood, remember that?
>Enterprise is destroyed again
>San Francisco is destroyed again
>Kirk going through the same arc as the previous two movies
>Villain is some guy mad at Starfleet
>>69801648
golden rule of deus ex machina: never bring it up again afterward.
>>69801416
do they fucking need to copy everything? Fucking hell
>>69801553
blue&orange forever
I must say, it always bother me when a sci-fi setting is incredibly advanced, and yet humans seems to age and die not too differently than in our world.
I mean, from I understand it is Star Trek canon that they can regrow major organs without problems, that alone would take a huge chunk away of the aging problem.
>>69800973
Weren't there episodes where theyre on-planet the mahority of the time?
Has the poster inOP been released officially?
>>69801716
Nostalgia bait
This will probably be shit, but still the best of the trilogy. Justin Lin is is trash, but at least it's not JJ or Kurtzman.Please don't fuck up this new show CBS
>>69801725
yeah but this is actually used well
>>69800973
Sounds like a star trek episode.
>>69801739
the space shit was always the best
What's with the "Beyond" watermark on the bottom -- is it really necessary?
In 79 episodes of Trek did Kirk EVER issue an abandon ship order? Was he ever not capable of out thinking his opponents with the help of Spock and Bones and co.?
I am so fucking sick of the Enterprise crashing in every movie. Kirk just seems like an incredibly poor and reckless and incompetent captain. The kind of crazy piece of shit that prime Kirk always relieved of command.
is nigger bond playing a gem hadar?
>>69801739
Were there episodes where they ride around doing motorcycle stunts on planets?
>>69801884
hes a different kirk plus he came back from being ded so maybe he doesnt want to put himself in any situation where he ded again
>>69801884
Star Trek 3.
>>69801937
clearly Lin's favorite movie was Nemesis
>>69801553
This is a pretty great poster for what is likely going to be a shitty flick.
>>69801937
Probably would, if they had enough budget to rent a bike.
what the fuck is his problem?
This is going to be much better than Star Wars shite we got.
Somehow /tv/ will hate it more, though.
>Sleeper hit of the summer
>Will perform poorly at first, but it will have surprising leg from word of mouth and surprisingly positive reviews
Calling it now
>>69801884
nu-kirk has almost nothing in common with TOS kirk, even though everyone else is somewhat similar. Nu-kirk has daddy issues, and those take the drivers seat when defining the character.
>>69802014
Star Trek's always had pretty high budgets actually, wanna see what a low budget looks like?
>>69802046
Literally don't exist anymore.
I think it looks pretty good.
May end up being the best of the Nu-Trek movies.
>>69801884
Meme Kirk won. Nobody actually watched the show. That shit's for NERDS, pal!Kirk was a book worm. His best episode is The Hunt for Red October in Space but all the world remembers is how he punched a rubber lizard man and made out with a green chick. Fuck everything.
>This video is unlisted. Be considerate and think twice before sharing.
why wouldn't Paramount index it ?
Khan was hella lame, who wants to look at Benedict Cumberbatches stupid face for an hour and a half. And when Kirk "died"? "spock" from the future? bullshit gimicks this looks dope though, straight up different planet and aggressive alien species.
still look like shit, still look like the bad guy from the mask
>>69801074
Warcraft, it's a videogame movie for fucks sake.
Star Trek still has a fanbase that's interested in the actual movies.
I CANT STAND IT
>>69802023
>YOU'RE A NIGGER KIRK AND NO MATTER HOW FAR YOU CLIMB UP IN THE WORLD THAT'S ALL WE'LL EVER SEE YOU AS!
Jesus Paramount, tone it down a bit.
>>69802095
I believe you mean "Enemy Below" in space friend.
>>69802118
Sometimes a website gets exclusive access to the trailer for a limited time, so they don't want people going straight to jewtube and screwing some publication out of ad shekels
>>69802212
aye
gotcha
>>69802147
It's true, my Dad goes to see Star Trek movies without fail, even though he knows they're not really in the same spirit of the show.
All memes and bullshit aside.
Is big bad angry alien guy supposed to be a jem hdar? or what?
>>69801843
The episode the screencap is from was pretty shit though.
Looks solid desu
The director seems to be more on the level with the visual aspect of Trek with the colors and the alien designs than JJ's off brand Star Wars knockoff Trek ever was. Plus it looks to be a TOS wild west space sci-fi story instead of the JJ history mining.
There's no chance it won't be better than Into Darkness and I'm betting it will be better than JJ first Trek as well.
>>69802265
New guy.
Clearly.
>>69800833
Whoever made the first trailer needs to be flogged
>>69800833
These movies are killer, I don't care what anyone says. Call it a guilty pleasure or whatever, but I get raging hard over anything in the Star Trek universe.
>>69800999
>>69800967
It's the USS Franklin from the early leaked concept art.
Why aren't they going the Klingon route? I thought that was basically what they were setting up in Into Darkness.
>>69802402
I'm thinking they're trying to break away from JJ's movies and go their own way.
>>69802402
Also Idris Elba not being a Klingon is just silly
>>69801772
>Please don't fuck up this new show CBS
Good luck, Bryan Fuller.
it doesn't look good
>>69802360
I...don't hate it
>>69802360
Looks like the short bus version of NX
>>69800833
Looks BEYOND shit.
This will be alright.
>>69801884
why not just rewatch those 79 episodes where nothing happens then?
>>69800833
that looks pretty good desu
first trailer was eh
then again I never really got into the tv series, so I guess this is aimed at me. I really liked the JJ movies.
>>69800967
>>69800999
Looks close, hopefully the reason for it being there isn't dumb as shit.
Honestly I'm pretty happy with this trailer, it looks no worse than Star Trek 09 and that by most accounts is a pretty good movie, if a little brain-dead.
>>69802023
Feels like I've seen this type of alien on another franchise.
>>69802913
Power Rangers?
>>69802771
Star Trek movies (the good ones) aren't aimed at diehard fans of the show anyway, they are just supposed to be fun space adventure films.
Why is it always two lines?
For what purpose?
>>69802023
>>69802913
I hope this campy as fuck looking alien is meant to be some kind of clever commentary on how fake as shit star trek aliens normally look and not something to be taken seriously.
>>69801795
Except it's used in the exact same way as every other shitty poster
>>69803118
To get the audience's attention and buy tickets?
>>69802251
It's really the only reason star trek/war actually makes any money.
BBBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAMMMMMM
>>69800833
>Titled Star Trek: Beyond
>Enterprise gets destroyed
>>69801074
Alice in blunderland
>>69800833
Oh boy, more explosions, more death, more loud noises. And the Enterprise gets fucked up. Again.
>>69803401
>boldly coming
>>69803401
I would have sex with Sofia Boutella
>>69803401
I hate that alien design, she should be a background alien that you only see for 2 seconds.
Its literally black chick that was born albino and got tribal tattoos when she turned 18.
>>69801518
> There is going to be a Blockbuster Movie parody that references all three and there is nothing we can do about it
>>69801553
>LOLICON
>>69800833
>>69800999
>>69801149
>>69801239
>>69801553
fuck it, I'm hyped.
not afraid to admit it.
Who keeps bumping this old-ass thread? There's a fresh one in the catalog with less than 20 posts.
>>69802185
That is a far, far more fitting reference. Yes. You'll have to forgive me. My knowledge of movies in general is pure pleb tier. Let alone that very specific niche genre of submarine warfare/high stakes chess this falls in.
>>69803656
I REBEL
>>69803656
>has more posts
>no shitty memes in OP
Nobody wants to post in your shitty thread.
>>69800999
>recycling an upside down akira AGAIN.jpg
I don't understand this reference.
>>69803819
heh
>>69800973
This, fucking retarded story. The ship is the most important character.
>>69801529
>And why fear something you can't change
Because fear will fucking save you from death
this is basically a generic sci fi film with an overlay of star trek branding
I hear Quarian
>>69804263
>gfycat filename
Are those enemies at the beginning the JJverse version of the borg?
>>69804474
Excuse me can you not mention JJ Abrahams star trek, it triggers me, thank you
>>69803836
Flip an Akira-class vessel upside-down, and you get the NX-01.
>>69804474
i got excited for a sec thinking it was the Borg when those robot looking guys burst into the ship but it doesn't look like it at closer look.That would have been pretty ballsy to throw the Borg into the mix... look its just some random bullshit though
>>69803819
Huh. Well how about that.
>>69802171
every fucking time
>>69803947
she's a qt
>>69800833
I've never liked Star Trek and am wondering: do Star Trek fans actually like these movies? They seem so bland.
>>69804866
09 is tolerated by trek fans and literally no one likes into darkness
>>69802360
thats not smooth enough to be a federation ship. i dont like all that texturing shit
>>69804881
Fuck you, I liked it.
STOP DESTROYING THE ENTERPRISE EVERY MOVIE
REEEEEEE
Reminds me of Insurrection.
I hated Insurrection.
I really hope it's all a ruse and the movie is the Flight of the Phoenix, but with the crashed Enterprise.
It looks comfy. It's not really Star Trek though. But let's be honest. Audiences today wouldn't like Star Trek anyway.
I won't remember this 1 month after I watch.
Hey can we get an idiot internet celebs who grew up on the original show to post a video about how he won't watch it.
Slut in the Captain's seat
>the Enterprise is destroyed yet again...
>>69805128
Just once I'd like to see a Nu-Trek movie where the Enterprise isn't just bitchslapped around all movie.
Just once I'd like to see a "Fuck yeah, the Enterprise is here" moment
>>69801074
Warcraft because neckbeards arent going to help it make 1 billlion
>>69805242
Kind of like in the 09 movie where it came out of warp and shot all of Neros missiles out of the sky and shit. That was cool
>>69805242
We honestly need a Trek movie that isn't afraid to be a slower thing featuring two intelligent captains utilizing their ships and crews in a cat and mouse sort of deal.
Balance of Terror is by far the best Trek episode imo. There's a reason it Romulans managed to be loved for decades despite almost every other episode featuring them sucking hard amounts of ass and why it was emulated in Wrath of Khan. This is THE TOS episode to showcase Kirk and his Enterprise.Yeah, I'm the same fag from earlier. I really do love this episode.
Star Fleet's main mission isn't a military one. Why do they keep doing this.
>>69805531
It's my favorite episode too, anon.
>>69802023
Jem Hadar
AWWWWWWWWW
CANT STAND IT
>>69801101
that's literally who these movies are made for
>>69801149
HAHAHA JUST LIKE THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK
will the 4th one have whales in it too? jesus christ
>massively overpowered enemy
Yeah, no, fuck that. They're all dead, fuck your bullshit excuses to get to a Hollywood ending.
Looks like a carbon copy of the previous movies, plot included.
I am so tired of ""action"" movies. I really want something different, Trek is supposed to be for adults not kids, not like every other movie made in 2016. No offense to Civil War but I don't want Trek War I just want a more coherent brightly colored BvS, with a morose feel and tons of character moments.
I don't want fussy C3PO Bones bitching about "having" to fly in space, like fuck nigger, you barely flew in the first two movies. Always bitching about how Spock treats him, or being a doctor, or Kirk not following orders.
Tired of Spock just being some boring version of Nimoy Spock.
Kirk still has no gravitas, he just made poses in this trailer and looked pretty but no authority.
Please stop all this hours and hours of violence and slow down...
>We'll never get an actual hard sci-fi Star Trek movie again with a fucking awesome creepy sound track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewWcu5522Zw
People who hate ST:TMP have no taste.
>>69803819
kek
>>69805749
i guess abrams finally decided to actually watch the star trek series in stead of just skimming the internet for star trek aliens
>>69807370
>make a 2001-esque star trek film
>make it worse than 2001
>release it after Star Wars has fundamentally changed the sci-fi genre
Yeah, it's brilliant..
Honestly there are like 4 great Star Trek films, maybe. The Wrath of Khan works as a general sci-fi action film and pleases show fans. The Voyage Home is a pretty good timetravel romp and has a lot of wide appeal. The Undiscovered Country is a half-baked political thriller that is mostly held up by some mild action and good effects. And Star Trek 09 is a very fun star trek popcorn flick.
>>69805667
the enterprise isn't even a military vessel
>>69800870
What did he meme by this?
>>69807510
>Honestly there are like 4 great Star Trek films,
There are like 4 shit Star Trek films. The rest is good or great.
>>69807510
>make it worse than 2001
That makes it sound like 2001 is something any film can beat, 2001 is like of the best movies ever made.
it's shit
Why do Starfleet even better with the Enterprise is if constantly gets its shit pushed in
Its fucking crap
>>69800833
It actually looks awesome! Better than most capeshit i've seen lately.
Literally no one I know wants to see Star Trek and even my gf won't touch spaceshit.
Looks like I'm in for a /tv/ classic episode: How to get around the no singles policy.
>>69807510
okay it's almost 4 am but here goes
>The Motion Picture
>best effects of the original six and has big ideas but the characters act nothing like they did in TOS and are pretty sterile and emotionless (Thanks Gene - this was his "nu-humans" idea he came up with in the 70s)
>The Wrath of Khan
>pretty much perfect in every way, is closer to TOS, but it being the best movie has become too much of a meme
>The Search for Spock
>better than everyone says it is, it's a more personal story instead of big action, darker, more serious (except Christopher Lloyd hamming it up worse than Bill Shatner)
>The Voyage Home
>best cast interaction, they truly feel like a family here, pretty thin plot but it's comfy as hell
>The Final Frontier
>there was a good idea here, to make an adventure movie where the Enterprise fucks off to who knows where like it's season 2 of TOS, and Kirk/Spock/Bones get to bro it up the best, piss poor effects however and Shatner's ego takes over too much especially in how the supporting cast members are treated as a joke
>The Undiscovered Country
>i can appreciate what was being done, a darker movie with real life parallels as trek is known to do but to me it is a bit of a snooze, especially with the actors speaking in hushed tones and there being little action
>>69807990
>Generations
>hate me but it's nowhere near as bad as you think, Picard isn't a dudebro action hero and the way he meets Kirk isn't as ridiculous as it could have been, plus the crash was cool
>First Contact
>is it the best TNG movie? probably, but it's not like it had any competition. pretty much the only time picard is justified to be swinging around on pipes and wearing a sweaty wifebeater, and it makes sense in context because although TNG lets you think Picard recovered from his Borg rape, the feeling of rage never left. however the direction is a bit too TV-like and the Enterprise-E sets seem pretty small. why did paramount keep cucking the film franchise with bad budgets?
>Insurrection
>closest to TNG than ever, but in both good and bad ways - good part is that the entire cast gets something to do and isn't just there because we expect them to be, bad in that the plot was only made to fill 45 minutes yet was stretched to roughly 100, the baku could have looked more alien and less like pretty models. basically avatar did this better.
>Nemesis
>the idea behind it isn't bad but it could have used several more rewrites, and it feels like the cast is bored to death compared to how energetic they were in Insurrection, and the writers go through most of the old Trek cliches in a "the fans will see it anyway it's got star trek in the name" line of thinking. tom hardy was a big guy 4me in this however and his acting in some scenes is matched to patrick stewart's
>>69807904
Not bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ka6-vflZGg
>that damage control in the new trailer
>>69808180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttdZjL5NWCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDxVcBOV2Dk
Director actually seems like a nice guy
looks like they are trying to age Chris Pine
Everything looks good except for the white alien bitch who can't act.
Also hate the motorcycle jumps. Fuck you Lin.
>>69808827
>Everything looks good except for the white alien bitch who can't act.
Nah, you're a fag.
>>69800833
>I can't stand it doesn't start playing
dropped
>>69800833
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
cant stand it
>>69800833
>Archer's jacket
>the NX-enterprise at the end
Has Scott Balkua said anything about it?
Will he be the time/parallel universe traveller of this movie?
That would be pretty cool.
>>69808846
Cry more butt hurt faggot. She can't act and you're a cunt.
ITT: /tv/ faggots hate on shit as if their opinions matter to the outside world.
It's funny watching you little faggots rage. You're all so unhappy.
>>69808993
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
>>69800833
That looks so fucking bad.
>i'm counting on it
Fucking cringy
>>69802212
Producer: jew jew abrams
>>69800833
>BRRRRRR......BRRRRRRRR.........BRRRRRRR
>it's a all aliens are humanoid with different skin color episode
>>69809005
*tip*
Before the alien whitewalker, this trailer could pass for a promo for The Expanse, which would be way more awesome
>>69809058
>stardate 2 0 1 6
>still no tholians in Trek movies
>>69800973
It looks better than the way Insurrection did it.
>>69809097
Why is there a pokemon in Star Trek?
>>69808950
>ime/parallel universe traveller
It's the 50th anniversary, it'll be Kirk if anyone.
>>69809344
>50th anniversary
>they get all captains in the movie, even if just for cameos
Not sure if that would be great or awful.
>>69808950
Isn't Archer supposed to somehow still be alive despite being 150?
>>69809414
Only by renegades logic.
>>69809005
He's not wrong just look at fucking Gamergate.
>>69809383
generations on steroids awful
>Dead Space green helmet
>>69807510
By this point the Star Trek films still have a better hit rate than Star Wars.
>>69807461
Abrams stopped giving a shit and let someone else actually write it.
>>69809654
you say that as if he gave a shit in the first place
>>69805474
That was probably the only good shot in the whole film.
>still no Mass Effect trilogy.
>still no scifikino era
We got Star Cuck III and Valerian and the City of a Thousand Dicks
>>69809674
He did give a shit.About the paycheck.
>>69808954
Mind that edge buddy, your mom might hear you, hen it's bye bye tendies.
>>69807990
>better than everyone says it is
Besides the no acting bitch replacement actress for the female Vulcan people dislike Search for Spock???
How big will they make the enterprise in this one?
>>69801101
>Welsh
>>69809778
like Jupoter
What fucking purpose does a species have to scuttle ships in their orbit? Don't say scavenging because unless they are sending out a constant signal you would very rarely attract anything and a constant signal would raise too much attention.
This isn't logical at all.
>>69808950
>Archer's jacket
didnt even notice that, but it's not the NX
>>69802360
>>69804881
>literally no one likes into darkness
Fuck you plenty of people like everything init besides the homaging of WOK death scene crap.
>>69809097
Have we even had a Gorn?
>>69809383
Even if it was for a little montage at the end like the finale of ENT, that could be a good 50th tribute.
>TOS crew will never meet the Borg
So what if it would be nothing but blatant pandering, I'm curious how it would go down.
>>69809414
I thought the human lifespan was 200 in Trek.
>>69807633
>There are like 4 shit Star Trek films. The rest is good or great.
lol, no
They're mostly shit.
Best Trek movies are:
Wrath of Khan, The Undiscovered Country, Insurrection (YES BITCHES, INSURRECTION), Star Trek, and Into Darkness (YES MOTHERFUCKERS, INTO DARKNESS)
The rest are balls.
>>69810000
>First Contact
>balls
Fuck your quads.
>>69809949
Only if they all played Klingons. I want Shatner as a Klingon more than anything.
>>69810000
Your opinions on the film series has two fatal flaws, insurrection and Abrams movies.
>>69809950
It would end up like the episode of ENT and have Bones create a cure for the nanoprobes that gets forgotten as quickly as Kahns blood.
>>69810059
>Shatner as a Klingon
What makes you want that?
>>69810043
First Contact is absolute fucking cack.
>wander around the woods looking like homeless people
>look more low-budget than fanfilms
Fucking awful shit. Captain Picard as a rule-breaking action hero? Get the fuck out. Complete lack of focus - is it a Borg movie or a first contact movie? MAKE UP YOUR MIND! God it's shit and it pisses me off Trekkies will act like it's not.
>>69810000
You already said you have shit taste. No need to just repeat it.
>>69810126
>wander around the woods looking like homeless people
>look more low-budget than fanfilms
But you just described Insurrection.
>>69810061
Strongly disagree. Insurrection is the best and only good TNG movie, precisely because it's like a feature length TV episode, which is what fans seem to be clamouring for now, ironically. The Abrams movies are close to the spirit of TOS, which dyed in the wool Trekkies can't admit because they think their franchise is something it's not.
>>69810119
Dramatic irony. He hasn't aged with dignity so he could never bring the gravitas to this series that Nimoy did, and I wouldn't want to see him as Kirk again. It'd be shoehorned in anyhow. But as a Klingon? Shit would be tight as fuck.
>>69810143
nah m8
>>69810226
They fucked up by making the supposed "victims" the ones responsible for shit in the first place. Also it made everyone look like a fucking dick when they just leave the villain to die without even a token effort.
>unlisted
kek
>>69810126
>We will never see the original First contact draft in which the Enterprise crew talk some raging alcoholicc into buiding his rocket while the DS9 crew blows up some borgs in the Defiant
>we will never have Sisko deliver the Moby Dick speech
>THE LAAAN MUST BE DRAWN HEEE! NOT FURETHER
>>69810453
>the movie is about Narns going back in time to prevent the Centauri from reaching the state of an empire encompassing half the galaxy
>my face
>>69800833
Looks better than the last trailer, at least. I don't know what the fuck that was.
>>69801101
That's star trek
REBOOT THE TIMELINE.
oh wait.
>>69805242
>Just once I'd like to see a Nu-Trek movie where the Enterprise isn't just bitchslapped around all movie.
But it didn't get bitchslapped in the reboot movie. It was only in Into Darkness where it got curbstomped and crashed. Jesus people.
I mean I get that this movie doesn't look all that good but calm your tits.
webm the jump please
https://youtu.be/HzWIGFiGrlA?t=97
>>69800967
What would this mean? Did they go even further back in time?
Looks kino to me
Definitely gonna check it out in the cinéma
Neckbeards can sperg in their basements
>simon pegg in another shitty normalnerd movie
>have the gutts to call people manchildren for watching capeshit
>0:30
>le space is an ocean meme
Looks like a bullet cutting through ballistic gelatin for fuck's sake.
>>69801175
Send Zemo
This looks so unbelievably bad.
I'm sure I just heard her speak in the trailer 0:37- 0:55
Dominion return confirmed! Fucking hyped
>>69811944
Forgot pic
>NX-01
>Archer's jacket
>Shatner didn't want to say he wouldn't appear
>Janeway's voice
I'm not sure where this is trying to go...
>>69811596
Autism is kicking in early this morning, huh?
>>69800899
To be fair, stabbing your own testicles with a Kuru Toga would be better than Into Darkness...
>>69802360
Hey that's cute.
Anyway, they could've released this trailer sooner, it's actually a pretty good trailer.
So basically it's going to be a garbage planet with some kind of mass-drone defense fleet that instakills any ships that come near it, and the ironic thing is these drones are only susceptible to kinetic weapons?
>Alien race figures out how to control them
>Entire planet under their dominion, no one can leave
>NX somehow ended up on the planet, complete with Archer's jacket
I've seen worse Star Trek shit than this. At least they are giving nods to the one series everyone pretends doesn't exist.
>>69805242
If Lin knows his Trek, that moment will come at the end of this film when the replacement Enterprise is unveiled and it'sExcelsior-class
>>69811996
It's the Indian bitch from The Expanse. Doesn't sound anything like Janeway.
>>69804263
They actually did it
>>69801074
>Warcraft being pushed hard as fuck, promotions everywhere and constant behind-the-scenes and teasers
>Will make $500M in China alone since those fuckers are crazy about Warcraft
>Normies will think it's like capeshit and will go see it
>Star Trek literally no hype
>A second sequel nobody asked for
>Into Darkness didn't to very well financially, got mild critical response
>J.J Abrams gone and Fast & Furious director on it instead
Warcraft will demolish Star Trek.
>>69801518
absolutely delusional if you think Ghostbusters will do better than either of them financially
>>69807990
>>The Wrath of Khan
>>pretty much perfect in every way, is closer to TOS, but it being the best movie has become too much of a meme
>>The Search for Spock
>>better than everyone says it is, it's a more personal story instead of big action, darker, more serious (except Christopher Lloyd hamming it up worse than Bill Shatner)
>>The Voyage Home
>>best cast interaction, they truly feel like a family here, pretty thin plot but it's comfy as hell
These are commonly referred as the Trek Trilogy.
All good, all with their strenghts
>>The Undiscovered Country
>>i can appreciate what was being done, a darker movie with real life parallels as trek is known to do but to me it is a bit of a snooze, especially with the actors speaking in hushed tones and there being little action
For me it was a good ending to the series. TNG at that time was getting more serious, it was okay for the last movie of the TOS cast to end making peace to the klingons.
The film is great.
>>Generations
>>hate me but it's nowhere near as bad as you think, Picard isn't a dudebro action hero and the way he meets Kirk isn't as ridiculous as it could have been, plus the crash was cool
>Oh hey, we bid farewell to the cast of TOS, let's do it again and kill Kirk orribly in the meantime!
>>First Contact
>>is it the best TNG movie? probably, but it's not like it had any competition. pretty much the only time picard is justified to be swinging around on pipes and wearing a sweaty wifebeater, and it makes sense in context because although TNG lets you think Picard recovered from his Borg rape, the feeling of rage never left. however the direction is a bit too TV-like and the Enterprise-E sets seem pretty small. why did paramount keep cucking the film franchise with bad budgets?
The first movie that screwed over Picard's Character.and the Borg.
The Ent E was awesome, that initial battle was awesome and something we didn't get from the Series.
>>69808021
>>Insurrection
>>closest to TNG than ever, but in both good and bad ways - good part is that the entire cast gets something to do and isn't just there because we expect them to be, bad in that the plot was only made to fill 45 minutes yet was stretched to roughly 100, the baku could have looked more alien and less like pretty models. basically avatar did this better.
A waste of time of a movie.
Also you drive a 800m long ship with a damn stick.
>>Nemesis
>>the idea behind it isn't bad but it could have used several more rewrites, and it feels like the cast is bored to death compared to how energetic they were in Insurrection, and the writers go through most of the old Trek cliches in a "the fans will see it anyway it's got star trek in the name" line of thinking. tom hardy was a big guy 4me in this however and his acting in some scenes is matched to patrick stewart's
This movie's faliure is to be given to its director, Stuart Baird.
He mistreated the cast, didn't know shit about Trek and he really didn't care about making a movie either.
Really good cast for a shitty movie. This marked the end of the old Trek and it even killed Enterprise while it was getting good.
>>69802023
Looks like they recycled the piccolo mask from dragonball evolution.
>>69812485
Why would they call that bucket of bolts Enterprise?
So how big is the villain's ship gonna be this time?
>>69800833
>Using the Motion Picture poster as a reference
>they're implying it's gonna be the same sort of philosophical, 2001-like story
>when the trailer shows it's a horrible pile of action schlock
I wonder how many more baby boomers are gonna come out of a theater disgusted at the whole Trek franchise
>>69813106
This time its a gigantic bunch of sperm's attacking Enterprise, seeding her with black soldiers.
>>69813279
But Chris Pine would love that.
>>69811944
I thought of Whoopi Goldberg at first.
I mean, unless some shit we're not aware of happened Guinan should still be alive in that universe.
>>69800833
Nice to see their re-releasing ST:TMP. I'll put this in my calendar.
>>69811944
Sounds like that iranian woman from The Expanse
>>69813036
I have some news for you, Scotty.
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Enterprise_(NCC-1701-B)
>>69804263
>>69812565
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>>69808993
is that torch the space-axe of our time?
>>69800833
Shame on me for secretly hoping yet again for some deeper, more meaningful star trek film with exploration themes and themes that concern science and humanity.
Poster is a rip of another Trek movie
probably has whales in it as well.
>>69804263
It's a pretty cool visual effect, but would warp travel really cause subspace shock diamonds?
>>69814056
>white-on-yellow text
I hope someone got fired over that
>>69801074
I know plenty of people who have never watched an episode of Star Trek in their fucking lives who like the Abrams films.
And I do mean plenty of people.
Is that because they do away with a lot of what makes Star Trek, Star Trek in order to make them action movies? Maybe.
But my point is that it has some degree of good will behind it.
Warcraft looks poor. Which is really the fault of a movie studio mistaking that the appeal of World of Warcraft was in any way the story and not that the game is an addiction engine.
Warcraft will flop more.
>>69814090
it's a warp field you idiot
>>69814146
Warp fields don't extend behind a ship like a trail
I think there's nothing wrong at all with a Star Trek movie being about action and not
>Muh philosophy
Especially with the new series on the way.
The films should be where the spectacle of this world is. Where you can really push the boat out in terms of the action that the Star Trek world can offer.
Because lets face it, its not like the series never had any episodes which were centred around action. Dominion war anyone?
The series should be the meat of what the franchise has to offer, the movies should be a firework celebration of it.
>>69804263
>>69812565
Can someone explain in fairly simple terms how a Trek Warp Field is supposed to work?
In what show is his explained? If it's ENT I still haven't seen it.
>>69814299
It's an Alcubierre drive.
>>69814299
It was never explained in the series, still it is based on real hypotesis on Warp Travel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fPmCKt48Zw
>>69814351
Ok that makes sense. So according to that video this >>69804263 isn't exactly accurate because of the "exhaust" or compressed space/time trailing behind the ship showing that the ship isn't warping cleanly through space/time.
Unless in this the Warp Field is huge and is trailing behind the ship and closing off camera
>fear of death is illogical
>fear is what keeps us alive
So fear of death is logical...
>>69814056
I hope whomever designed that poster got a fucking slap.
>>69814660
>striving to stand against the tide, even though you will eventually be swept away
>those uniforms
>that NX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA
>>69801109
>>69814660
>fear is what keeps us alive
No, being cold-minded and acting logically under extreme circumstances is.
That's literally what he meant by that.
>>69814886
>cameos from Archer, T'Pol, Phlox and sato
I have faith.
Gods this is shit.
>>69800833
Wait so what kind of alien is the villain? He looks like a generic movie alien bad guy, why not use Klingons or even better step it up with the Borg pre-TNG.
>>69817034
He's a Jem'Hadar, we've been through this.
The first Dominion soldier in Star Trek is actually pre-Ketracel White, before the founders could control them.
garbage movies for garbage people