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Assassin's Creed Trailer Thread #2
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[NIGGER MUSIC INTENSIFIES]

BMFFFFFF BMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I AM GOD
MY WHOLE LIFE IN THE HAND OF GOD
BMMMMFFFFFFFFFFF
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
BMMM BMMM BMMMMM
BMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I AM GOD
[NIGGER MUSIC SWELLS]
BMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfJVoF5ko1Y
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When will this whitewashing end?
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>/pol/ thread
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>>69414073
Off yourself cuckold
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>>69414066
But spanish are white.
You have very white spanish and tanned spanish but they're still white.
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>>69414066
Does this guy think spanish = mexican?
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>>69414066
>Max Landis
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>>69414147

Well, he is American
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>>69414066
Lol what a retard. Does he not know that "Spanish" doesn't mean "Mexican"?
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>>69414073
>tumblrina cuckold
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which part of /tv/ is most cancerous /co/ or /pol/?
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>>69414126
>>69414147
Average Spaniard
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>>69414066
Landis is so desperate for attention

Also his dad basically killed 3 people, 2 of which were extremely young children, due to his impatience and disregard for safety on a film set and never ever apologized for what he did or show any remorse
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>>69414073
>tumblr and reddit getting upset about meanie 4chan racciisssts
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>>69414176
Spaniard women are cute. CUTE!
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>>69414176
so ?
He's white.
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Why would Fass star in a fucking video game movie? He's an active A list actor. Did he owe one of the producers a massive favor? Like did he just leave 15 dead nigger hookers in his van and the producer took care of it?
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>>69414225
>He's white

Kek. America pls
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>>69414241

Quick money.
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>>69414241
Ubisoft has a lot of money, man.
A fat pay check turns even the best actors around.
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>>69414241

most big names want a franchise to support their careers
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So, we've all agreed that Halo could have made for an amazing movie series - yes?
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>>69414283

mass effect would be better, halo is very easy to fuck up and make a svod quality movie
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Why is music nowadays just nigger noise, women being whores and men singing like faggots?
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>>69414241
when will this meme end?

fass has been in some absolute shit and has done xmen and prometheus. he's starred in shitty horror movies.

fuck off
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>>69414311
Sounds like you were just born in the wrong generation :)
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>>69414315
everyone has starred in a few shit movies. doesn't make him not both an A-lister and a household name
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>>69414311
*tips fedora*
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>>69414311
It's not. You just listen to the wrong music.
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>>69414311
it isn't you sperg. just because you don't look for your own music and play metallicas and iron maidens greatest hits on repeat all your miserable life doesn't mean the majority of people don't look past what is thrown at them on the surface.
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>>69414055
Tbqh it would've had a chance of beinh kino if it was:
-Directed by Kanye West
-Starring Kanye West
-Costume design by Kanye West
-Scored by Kanye West
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>>69414387
Fund it!
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>>69414387
*being
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>>69414066
Max is cracking a joke and u people take him seriously?
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>>69414387

the world isn't ready kinoye
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>>69414387
>Kino West
Perfect
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>>69414307
I think Halo would be easier to do since it's a relatively simpler story. Audiences would have an easier time embracing it.
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>>69414414

>joke
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>>69414315
>he starred in a goddamn Ridley Scott movie that was related to one of film's most iconic franchises and also in a movie that's the single most popular genre now

Yeah, that's exactly why it's baffling to sink to video game levels.
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>>69414283

With good pacing and lots of practical effects

But then, why not watch Aliens
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>>69414066

Max don't even pretend you aren't SJW
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Why did they pay nigger Kanye for his shitty song when there's plenty of classical music they could have used for this trailer?
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>>69414480

>5 posts later
>I'm not up in arms about it!
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>>69414055
>doesn't like I Am a God

Holy fuck such a pleb. Go listen to more Linkin Park
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>>69414073
get used to it cuck
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anyone else cringe when they do that pose in movies at 1:40 then look up slowly

thats some gay anime shit
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WE VIDYA NOW
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>>69414480
Woah fuck this guy is serious... shiiit
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>>69414600

>this gay nigga that doesn't run with his hands behind his back
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>>69414564
Cos they wanted to make sure they make the movie revealing for young kids

>Director: "what music does young kids listen to? How about kanye? Non stop i hear people talking about him even tho he is shit. Just put that as the trailer music".
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>>69414480
>it's totally unreasonable to have a white guy play a spaniard!
>cue hundreds of angry tweets
>I suppose it is reasonable after all I'm just saying it's not like EVERY spanish is white okay guys??

this damage control
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>>69414066
Lots of spaniards are white. This guy is acting reverse racist or something equally retarded.

>>69414073
Fuck off loser
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>>69414066
>this is how stupid liberals are

kek
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>>69414387
>>69414429

But it already exists: https://youtu.be/Jg5wkZ-dJXA
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The trailer itself seemed pretty weak.

If I knew nothing about the series I'd get nothing out of it. It vaguely presented the setting and gave no cool shots. It's just a bunch of hooded people jumping and rolling around.
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>>69414671
>It's just a bunch of hooded people jumping and rolling around.

Good the worst thing they could do is give it a proper story.
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>>69414671
Sorry for not giving away the whole plot of the film just on the off chance your attention would be piqued, faggot
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>>69414055
So nigers are god now; oh boy.
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>>69414066
Looking through his twitter he apparently got blitzed the fuck out in that argument.
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>>69414176
He's swarthy, even for a Spaniard. He's got a lot muddy blood from the Umayyad occupation.
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>>69414326
>>69414353
>>69414359
>>69414373
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>>69414809
90s kids are millennials you dumb fucking nigger
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>>69414480
god damnit max stop, the faggot hole has no bottom climb out while you still can
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>>69414857
no senpai
born 1998 onwards is degeneracy.
1997 is the bottom of the barrel, they are either scum or comfy 90's kids
1996 got the best of both worlds
1995 down is 90's

at least that's what its like here in australia.
we are a little behind the rest of the world so what I jsut said might not apply to all
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>>69414066
As spaniard and fucking pale i find this guy very retarded, he maybe thinks spaniards are mexicans like Mission: Impossible 2 or Resident Evil 4
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>>69414650
>How about kanye? Non stop i hear people talking about him
Yeah because Kanye is so beloved and totally not trashed on by the media and the general public.
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I AM A GOD

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>>69414480
Is he talking about Almodovar ?
Because he doesn't have a dark skin
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Far-superior version of the trailer coming through, without niggers! I repeat, no niggers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPtgtMoggzg

Thank me later. Except you niggers. Fuck niggers.
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>>69414120
>>69414171
>>69414192
>it's a /pol/ triggered again and blame people for being reddit or tumblr" episode
>it's a /pol/ can't stay in /pol/ and trying to contaminate all boards episode
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>>69414937
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>>69414968
And he's even tanner than the average. The average would probably be a guy like Fernando Alonso.

Not that I mind, I Just find it funny when People try to earn diversity points and show their ignorancia.
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Kanye in the trailer means it's gonna be a good movie.

Will this be the first video game movie to not suck dick?
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>>69415015
that sounds like shit

>muh Ezio's Family
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Why is abstergo in some kind of temple cave? Abstergo is a clinical, supermodern company. It's supposed to play the sterile, style-less aesthetic to the extreme.
Why are the assassin outfits like legitimately superhero costumes? the assassin chick looked like a straight up power ranger with the contact lenses and chin symbols, plus that modern dye rope with little plastic decorations.
WHY.
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>>69415058
>Kanye is better

Wew lad, kill yourself
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>>69415032
lol americans really are scum then.
we must be like 20 years behind here.
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>>69415015
Jesus, that actually made the trailer better
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>>69414055
someone fixed the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv1ycb91lKQ
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>>69414243
he is a soccer player that played 90% of his career in Madrid
it's a desolate desert with shitload of insolation, of course he is tanned

he is white
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>>69415015
you missed off the very end, and you can obviously here the Ye at the start before he gets in the animus

4/10 the middle was good
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>>69415080
Because if one sounds shit, the other can't?

they're both shit kys
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>>69414055
Trailer is good though.

The music may or may not fit but it's not VROOOOOOOOOOOM and I love Kanye so it's fine by me. The people whine about putting some kind of classy epic music in it but I don't see how it would have made the trailer better, only different.
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>>69415075
Why the fuck did we have to have the shitty "Badass female side character" smirk?

That stupid smirk tells me all I need to know. and shitty quips are coming out her mouth, and ALL the the deliberate one upping of the main character to make him look stupid will be done by her.

I might be jumping the gun but I feel like she is not going to be a good character.
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>>69415058
hating on jesper kyd won't be allowed
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>>69414937
If you can't actually remember 1995, you're not a 90s kid.
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/pol/'s white-black-brown comparasion is stupid.
spaniards, italians, magribians; they are mediterranean people.
nobody is actually "white" or "black".
learn fucking biology morons, there are 15 different human races. west africans and east africans are different.
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>>69415160
music is key nigger boy
movie about spanish inquisition shouldn't have black people music in it. it should have chants, orchestra type music. music they had back in the day.

>>69415226
racist
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>>69415015

>no woodkid
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>>69414073
just report it, the mods will liberate us in the coming weeks.
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>>69414066
He does realize spanish aren't niggers, right?
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>>69415177
Honestly I'm just glad it wasn't the typical
*bombastic music*
hero: "I WILL HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE FEMALE!"
DADADADA
*music stops*
*girl KICKS SOME DUDES ASS*
hero: "woah"
*music continues*
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>>69415226
There's nigger, noodle nigger and kebab nigger, that's all I need to know
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>>69414066
right after blackstaining
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>>69414510
Halo lore is better in my opinion.
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>>69415319
you are the burger nigger
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>>69415246
Sucker Punch was set in different eras of time, and had a contemporary soundtrack.

BTFO.
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>>69415269
yeah at least they are being subtle about it for now
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>>69415346
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>>69415246
Movie is actually about a man in present day appropriating the skills and history of someone who actually did important things in history - so nigger music, especially Kanye, is perfect, since all they do is steal old better music and sample over it.
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>>69414480
Max "Cucking" Landis
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>>69415329
yes but if they cared about lore and not sales numbers why not adopt something genuinely amazing? like Legacy of Kain, or PS:T.
Hell, even Marathon had more going for it than halo.
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>>69415246
It's a movie about genetic time travel and is somewhat contemporary so Kanye fits by that logic.

Also if we go further it's about a guy who learns to go physically and skill wise above the limits of a man i.e. a god.

Also it doesn't feel like an epic, more like a tight fast pace action movie, so chants and orchestra and stuff won't necessarily make it justice. But again as someone who enjoys the larger than life aspect of Kanye and is able to ignore his political views and texts I can enjoy his music and this trailer in particular. But i guess I got to pol by mistake, my apologies.
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>>69414387
Fucking kek
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>>69415111
>revelations music
no that's some hot shit
if ubi knows something is how to chose proper music
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>>69414147
That's American education for you
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>>69415246
just because hip hop was used in the advertising doesn't mean it'll be in the actual movie
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>>69415015

Still, no Woodkid.
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>>69414066
yes, because a character that appears in spain must be spanish, no other people were allowed into the country. right guise?
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>>69414066
>>69414480
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>>69414480
>Listening to what Max Landis has to say
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>>69414480
Getting a tan is brownface?
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>welcome... to the Spanish Inquisition

yeah, that's not like... a place. I understand the reference, we Monty Python, we so funny LOL, but makes no fucking sense.
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>>69414066
spain =/= argentina
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>>69415226
>nobody is actually "white" or "black".
just staph
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>>69414480
>one of the best directors...

I'm spanish and I have no fucking idea who's he talking about. I can't think about a single brown director, good or bad
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>all these ultraplebs hating based kanye
I want /v/ to leave.
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>>69415540
He was talking about Almodóvar. But even then, I've visited Spain a few times (I'm from Southern France and have visited places like Toledo) and most people looked white. With dark hair and eyes for the most part, but white.
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Terrible, absolutely terrible music choice. Just pure crap.
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>>69415561
his music is shit fuckboi
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>>69414066
He knows the movie will feature spanish actors right?
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>>69415540
I have a feeling he's referring to Innaritu
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>>69415596
t. "I only listen to video game music and anime OSTs"
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>>69415584
Almodovar is brown?
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>>69415610
No. His music has always sucked ass. There's no reason to get all upset about your nigger, fuckboi.
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>>69415602
>dark hair
>dark eyes
>mid dark skin
spain is white!
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>>69414191
your mom is a whore but nobody blames you for it
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>it's still super weird to me and seems like a blown opportunity, again: I didn't say I was offended, just surprised no one else was

this is like the perfect representation of SJW's stupidity. Is so fucking brilliant it only can be accidental.
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>>69414055

Worst part of the trailer is the Animus.

Its a fucking bed they lie the person down in that interfaces with their brain. Its not a fucking armature they run around the room in. They simply monitor whats happening from the outside.

How fucking hard is it to be faithful to the source material.
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>>69415540
I'm spaniard too and i don't know who is talking about, even the director of the future Jurassic World 2 isn't
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>>69415540
Maybe he was talking about Inarritu.
He's american after all, he probably think mexicans are spaniard
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>>69414066
>all this back-pedalling
Fucking kek. I love it when sjws become unstuck and actually get attacked by the people they're trying to suck up to.
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>>69415721
pretty fucking hard if the animus in the Source Material is literally the pause menu.

How the fuck are they supposed to make that interesting in a movie? They changed the way it works because the medium required it, untwist your fucking panties.
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Movie better have old futuristic aliens who pose as gods and set up Humanity's evolution, and an evil alien who wants to see everyone die in a solar flare.
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>>69414585
>It's a /mu/ post
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Holy shit. Why are the guys so into identity politics so racist? Aren't they claiming not to be? The dude just stereotyped, generalized about and brownwashed a whole country without blinking an eye, then doubled-down on it when he got shat on for it.

I mean, I am a spaniard, and I am blond-haired and blue eyed. And one of my surnames is "González", I couldn't be more spanish even if I tried. And I don't fucking care if americunts consider us white or not. I just know that the only thing I would get by looking at Fassbender in spain, among other people, would be a boner, not a feeling of "this guy doesn't belong here".
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>>69415773
Thy did that on The Matrix and worked fine. Having the character jumping around tied to a robot arm is retarded
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>that CGI parkour
>Moors were good guys
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>>69415518
You do understand that one can also be welcomed into groups of people and institutions, right?
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>>69414241
>He's an active A list actor
not anymore, new X-men is blunder of the year
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>>69415540
>who is spike lee

I'm lmaoing
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>>69415667
pleb
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>>69414241

he's a known name but not a list
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Lol when people say spainards arent white how fucking stupid are you typical non white behavior.I laugh when mexicans talk about how proud they are and yet they only exist because white spainards kicked the fuck out of their pussy aztec ancestors its funny how the lighter latinos look better I wonder why
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>>69414241
he's in xmen movies you dummy, he'll do anything
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>>69415773

The Matrix had them lying in a bed/chair while they ran around inside a simulation.

Its the exact same thing in Assassins Creed. The majority of the games are you running around in historical settings while you occasionally pop out for plot developments happening in the present.

The robotic rig is stupid.
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>all those plebs mad about kanye west

yeah bruh, should'v been some AC/DC YEEHAAAW ROCK&ROLL FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER
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>>69415838
>He listens to shit music and I'm the pleb
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>>69415800
>Thy did that on The Matrix

So they do it here and all of a sudden it's

> Get plugged in and all of a sudden you're a fighting expert? Oh this is just ripping off the matrix

from everyone. They basically can't win.

Plus the swingamajig he's in will actually train his muscles a little to do what his ancestor does.
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>>69415836
Spike lee is spanish? Also, Spike lee is a good director?
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>>69415880

>defending a nigger who literally called himself god

Wow you people are stupid its sad another brainwashed white person listening to nigger music youll be exterminated soon
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i can't imagine how fucking stupid this idea is for someone who doesn't play video games.

ass creed is fucking shit. the story is dog shit. in fact i'd say it was the moment ubisoft went batshit insane.
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>>69415908

I wonder if they'll go full ancient aliens
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>>69415862
I just want to know why the fuck they gave him hidden blades. You'd think that'd be a huge safety concern. Plus, you know, giving your prisoners weapons doesn't usually end well.
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>>69415901
They can win been loyal to the source material. And nobody would say shit about Matrix since nobody remember that movie. There is a Kanye song on the trailer, that's the kind of audience they want.
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>>69415862
see
>>69415901

Matrix already did it, therefore they can't do it here.

And in the games even I had trouble believing Desmond could do parkour now just because he has the theoretical knowledge. he still needs the muscle training so he can actually jump that high.
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>>69415916
they must. I can't imagine how else they will explain the "he jumps from a huge tower into a haystack and survives" part otherwise
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>>69415916

The whole point of the story is the aliens. If they leave them out then its just going to turn into a treasure hunt for money or something.
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I actually really wanted this to be good. I don't like the games because I feel they're repetitive - but all the same I am a big fan of history and martial arts so the games were very cool conceptually. I'm also a big Fassbender fan, so there is that.

Judging from the trailer I feel that some of the choreography is edgy? Like the running in the tunnels and spinning around. Much of it feels directly unnecessary in a practical sense? As is already mentioned some of the CGI looks weak as well.

Also I appreciated the lone wolf aspect of AC. Here it seems like they've orchestrated a team? What's with ninja girl?

Sets look decent though. I hope the plot is engaging.
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>>69415927

>nobody remember that movie
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>>69415929
b-but muh bleeding effect
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>>69415786
Same here, it's the "let's earn muh diversity points" mentality that gets me.

The fact that Antonio Banderas (a guy who is considerably tanner than the average -when not in Summer-) is our biggest actor and that many Latinos refer to themselves as Spanish (even when they don't have more than a drop of Spanish blood and are mostly Native) doesn't help, though.
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oh man, do I love /pol/ threads, it's just like being in /pol/ but SFW. I chortle when i see people use the N word. It's funny because I am not allowed to say it in school.
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>>69415958
8 and 33 are the only whites there
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>>69415903
>being a /pol/tard

Just end your life senpai
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>>69415978
90% of 4chin can be described as "Trumps Little Bitches"
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>>69415940

I think they probably will go for more of a treasure thing
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>>69415992

Aww im sorry I triggered your liberal feelings
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>>69415938
that has zero relation with the alien shit, bro

>>69415953
I'm sorry, but nobody under 25 does. My GF, 21 never saw it. I couldn't believe it, but neither did her frends. And the worst part is that there is no point for making her watch it anymore. They won't be shocked about the concept as I did, and every other quality in the movie has been used on every film since 1999

>>69415929
>Matrix already did it, therefore they can't do it here.
bullshit. We see Matrix rip offs in every fucking movie since 1999
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>>69415945
>MUH NEGROS or >MUH HE'S WHITE

Fuck stop it you braindead pieces of shit
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>>69414066
I'm from Spain and when i was abroad in Chicago last year two bitches in a party were all like

>From Spaaaain?
>But you're white lol oh my gawd

Checking this guy on twitter and he's sarcastic and defensive as fuck after deleting that twit, but he's no better than the dumb bitches i met, because at least those accepted they were ignorant about it.
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>>69416019
>triggered
You're the only one who's triggered senpai
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>>69416033

Nice image nerd lmao
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>>69416002
more like 30% but they shout the loudest
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>>69414073
not a racist, but you have to admit that the music is fucking awful. Compare it to this trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzNs4-kRLaE&ab_channel=Assassin%27sCreed
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>>69414055
https://youtu.be/b9VBLw8tI7w
It's a rough edit, but it's amazing how better music and fitting music can fix a trailer.
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*slaps around two armed men, ending in open palm strikes*
*slowly smirks*


Watch that part more than once. The guy one right is a riot.
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>>69416025
>that has zero relation with the alien shit, bro
actually, you're wrong. it's subtle but there is a relation. characters in AC are not 100% humans, they are the children from a alien/human relationship which of course lets them do meme acrobatic shit with no consequences
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>>69416033
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>>69416054
*the guy on the right

Fuck me.
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>>69416065
I played Ass 1, 2 and Brotherhood and had no fucking idea about that. It makes the story even dumber, for fuck's sake
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>>69414176
>Average "white" American

I don't see your point, Europeans are white, Americans are mongrels, this is canon anon.
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>>69416025
>I'm sorry, but nobody under 25 does.

Maybe you're from somewhere wildly different to me, but literally everyone I've ever met (and, being 21, most of them are under 25 at least) has either seen the matrix, or knows what the concept of it is. it was only 1999 when it came out.

The concept of being plugged into the Matrix is on the level of "Luke, I am your father" in that basically everyone knows what it is, even if they haven't seen the movie.
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>>69416053
Shittiest trailer of the movie yet, if not the shittiest trailer of all time

Looks like some 14 year old put it together for their YouTube channel
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>>69416067
>/pol/ is triggered
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>>69414176
>Raúl González de apellido Y Blanco de corazón
>average
dude...
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>>69416099
it was in ac2. I believe that "adam and eve" characters, the one from that secret video you unlocked, were the first human/alien children.
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>>69416053
Can't believe they managed to find even worse music for the trailer than kanye.
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>>69415117
>he is white
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>>69416053
that was shit though.
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>>69416104
>the level of "Luke, I am your father"
I have bad news for you...

I recently told my gf "that's like when Obi wan dies" and she was like "OMG, thanks for the spoiler"
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>>69416114

>actually saving these images

White liberals need to be exterminated
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>>69416053

>Someone actually put effort into this, watched it all back and thought "Yeah people will like this"
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>>69416129
but that means EVERYBODY has alien dna, not just the assasins, right?
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Do people actually enjoy nigger music? How can you? It's so awful and non-musical. It literally sounds like something a gorilla would make, it's hilarious.
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>>69416155
Mate, you're gf is either a literal hermit or a potato. Sorry to be the one to tell you.
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>>69416104
>The concept of being plugged into the Matrix is on the level of "Luke, I am your father" in that basically everyone knows what it is, even if they haven't seen the movie.
Yeah but that's the point. 1999 was 20 years ago now. Younger people haven't seen it, don't care, and think any "old" film is shit by default. I mean kids grow up with tiny computers playing Mineshit and whatever the fuck they play. It's just different now. That's why jewtube is so popular with kids. It's their generation's TV.
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>>69416138

If you think spainards arent white you're so fucking stupid
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The Kurzel brothers are in this movie. They did it good with Macbeth. This movie has some hope to be good (at least not disastrous)
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>>69416171
I'm not sure about that part, I think adam and eve aren't everybody's ancestors, just those of the assassins.
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>tfw when vidya trailers are miles ahead movie ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00KxpbMY2yY
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>>69414311

>nigger noise

Le butthurt alt right winger.
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>>69416200
>white
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>>69416187
She's not, believe me. It's the same with all her generation, if they are not into movies. She was five when Matrix came out. Also this >>69416190
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>>69416230

White people in the sun more are darker how fucking stupid are you ? Lol
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>>69416190
And here I had faith in people my age at least knowing about films that came out while they were alive. You make me sad
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>>69414055
>kills two armed soldiers with palm strikes
>smirks into camera

I unintentionally tipped fedora
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>>69416230
>Andalusian as the average Spaniard
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>>69414055
that actually looks fucking awesome
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>>69416260
I bet you know about movies that came out when you were five years old, or even those that came out in the sixties, but you are in a tv and cinema imageboard, discussing a trailer. Most people don't care that much about movies, they just know what they learn from mass media.
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>>69416308
>t. 10 year old
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Jesus fucking christ that music was awful. I had to check to make sure this was real because it came across as a fucking parody.
Its only the first trailer, movies usually have more than one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD-twv1EMsc
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>>69416277
Hidden Blades, anon.
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>>69414241
Angelina Jolie did it first with Tomb Raider remember
These people will literally sell their soul for fame and money. They're the biggest whores of all

Throughout history actors have been the lowest of the low and there's a reason for it.
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>>69416185
Looks like someone was born in le wrong generation
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>>69416258
>White
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>>69416334
Fassbender bought himself the rights and worked to get the movie funded. He asked the director to do it.

He liked the concept of showing historical places and moments in a movie, he admited didn't know shit about the game.
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>>69416337
these are never that funny to me since they're never actually written by the person in the picture. Kinda ruins any magic they might have had.
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>>69416333
still, that smirk was literal cringe
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>>69416355
Look up for his brother. That motherfucker get more jobs playing mexicans than spaniards
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>>69416355
You don't have to be so butthurt
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>>69416355

Wow you are that stupid sorry mang
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It's kinda funny how people think actors are above getting paid.
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>>69416054
>>69416277
I hope this movie bombs.
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>>69416158
I think I have some anti liberal ones
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>>69416355
>Canarian

Seriously, I don't care if you consider them white or not, but you act like that is the average.
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When Vigo Mortensen played a spanish character nobody gave a fuck.

Watch Alatriste if you didn't. Shit was cash.
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>spain
>white
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>>69416379
>>69416377
>>69416393
I bet you think this guy is white
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>>69416324
t. Reddit
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>>69416392
"ad hoc fallacy" isn't a thing tho
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>>69416411
I personally think that guy is an asshole. And jokes on you, since he doesn't consider himself spanish.
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>>69416411
That's a nice picture you have there, anon. Too bad you're still retarded.
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>>69414066
SPANIARDS BTFO
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>>69414073
.t Smelly dumb pepe poster from plebbit
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Which is more Mallninjacore, this shit or The Matrix?
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>>69416417
right yeah i'll just take your word for it

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Ad_hoc
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>>69414073
Roodypoo detected
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>>69416411
Do you read your replies? I said you were right
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>>69416411

Europeans are white you stupid fucking nigger the ones more north are whiter the ones more south are darker.They are caucasian unless their mixed with nigger blood which hes some are
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>>69414055
TOP QUALITY NIGGER
I'VE BECOME A NIGGER
I'M THE DARK
WUB WUB
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I remember when people preordered the first AC and it was all about the Creed vibe.
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>>69416030
He wrote a tweet saying that he was in conflict. A lot of people said he should delete it and he was like "but then people will say I'm trying to hide my fuckup" so I guess he was right.
I dunno, he didn't seem too defensive to me when I just checked up, seemed pretty blatant about having fucked up
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>>69414311
Well for that you just have to look at who owns the biggest disc companies...
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>>69415075
Abstergo is literally fucking Google
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>>69416402
Viggo became fluent in Spanish after two weeks, in a cave, with a box of scraps.
He earned his Spanish character.
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>>69414501
they're still fucking shit movies
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>>69416481
No it's far simpler, it's what the MASSES like right now.
Everything is catered to make the most money. Therefore it's all pandered towards the Masses.

Basically sheep ruin everything.
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>>69415561
Kanye is a fucking arrogant nigger, who can't sing for shit.
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>>69415017
>Ring winger is butthurt the politics board challenges his bigoted worldview

Fuck off asshole. If I could thumbs down your post, I would.
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>>69416499
more apple than google.
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>>69414066
>Fassbender
>White
As white as more than half Spain
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>>69416523
Yes and joos are expert manipulators who influence what the masses will like.
If jews threw their benevolent over jazz instead of rap, all kids nowadays would be sharing their best jazz vinyl, too bad jazz is too polite and elaborate as a music, not destructive of good society values enough.
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>>69416439
>Spanish people are white
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