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>>69345427
>>69343394
>>69347003
Dawn edition
*fart*
>>69353907
>>69353951
https://a.pomf.cat/uppfxs.webm
xth for Varys scenes best scenes
>>69353907
If anyone farts, I swear to the old Gods and the new...
Post best MMs
Can we have only one thread for once? That would be nice
>Look wut eye gots in ma Oberyn Oats, ma!
Who's a better Lyanna?
>>69353923
I was taking seasons lightly, since the whole known world seems to be affected. A season on planetos might be global thanks to the irregular orbit. And when they say year, they might mean a cycle of seasons instead of actual full revolution around their sun. These niggas haven't invented gunpowder in like 8000 years, I doubt their astronomics is anything to brag about.
>>69354032
eww
>>69353977
Thanks for the hiccups, fucking fag.
NEW EPISODE TITLES RELEASED!!!
S6E6: BLOOD OF MY BLOOD
S6E7: THE BROKEN MAN
http://watchersonthewall.com/titles-game-thrones-episodes-606-607-revealed/
FUCKING CONFIRMED
posting the best moment in the episode (this is what normies think)
>>69354032
What's with the hairstyle on the right? It looks weird
>>69354077
It's "Your a fag for wanting to know" hairstyle. Now fuck off you sissy fuck.
>>69354044
There is no scientific possibility for a planet like Planetos to exist, so it has to be magical
>>69354047
Nice.
Will Jon embrace the Lord of Light?
>>69353399
Why is to go-to defense in these situations always 'People say my videos help them get through the day'?
>>69354047
/v/ pls out
>>69354101
>being this mad over a question
I'm just saying it looks weird you autistic fuck
>>69354151
>defense
What do you mean 'defense'?
>>69354134
I know, I just like speculating weird possibilities and stuff. Oh well, I just want this show to finish so I can get answers and closure tbqhwy faaams
>>69354068
>The Broken Man
GET HYPE MOTHERFUCKERS
>>69354101
underage B&
>>69353999
:( preston
>>69354200
It means my autocorrect is set to US for some reason.
>>69354151
My life is a piece of shit, like I have made some fucking awful decisions, but I cannot even begin to imagine how shitty it'd have to be to have to rely on a YouTuber to get through the day.
>>69354151
it's not a defense, he doesn't need one since he has literally done nothing wrong
>>69354205
>>69354068
>>69354205
C L E G A N E B O W L
>>69354203
Yeah, I'd love some answers too breh. Although I love astronomy, so thinking about the possibilities is extremely interesting
>>69353999
God damn it reddit has to ruin everything. Preston is JUST now.
>>69354205
Haha. Yes, friends. Get hype. Convince yourself that that thousand-word monologue, which would reqiure ten solid minutes of screentime to be done anything approaching justice, will survive untouched in the show. Pay no mind to those who talk of it being heavily edited and condensed, that's just silly. Get hype, friends... and stay hype. No need to manage your expectations.
REMINDER THAT THE LEAKS ARE TRUE, THE LEAKED PICS SUPPORT THIS
RICKON WILL GET KILLED BY RAMSAY
STARKS GO EXTINCT THIS SEASON
>>69354236
i hope it's not meant like that, like people would literally off themselves if he didn't post videos
i hope it's meant like "my vids help office drones get through their shitty work week"
>>69354315
>implying Sansa won't legitimize Jon
>>69354068
>blood of my blood
so the Dany bullshit happens there, but sometime titles have more than one meanings.
Could it be the death of a son/daughter?
Tommen, Margaery/Loras?
>>69354235
It's not the spelling I'm talking about. The guy isn't 'defending' anything, he's explaining why he does the videos.
Is it possible?
>>69354303
He is probably talking about being hyped for cleganebowl
But a small version of the speech would be nice
>>69354363
NO BODY NO DEATH. FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69354363
Much moreso than Syrio = Jaqen.
>>69354303
>Convince yourself that that thousand-word monologue
you're right brah, it's 100% faithfulness to this or bust for me
/dropped/
>>69354303
"Is a broken man an outlaw?"
"Yes."
Scene.
>>69353977
it's so childish, but i laughed
I just thought of something regarding The Last Hero since I just re-read the chapter where Old Nan tells the tale to cheer up Bran but is cut off by Lewin. What if in ADWD during Bran's time traveling we actually saw how the rest of the story played out? Where I am going with this is essentially the girl with the white hair Bran saw actually WAS The Last Hero, I wouldn't put it past George to pull something line this especially how we don 't have a confirmed gender on the character in the legend.
So it's pretty much confirmed now that Bran is going to the Land of Always Winter, isn't it?
>>69354383
>implying
Not everyone here cares about Preston you know
>>69354363
syrio = waif = jaqen = daario = euron = the corsair king = benjen = gerion = tyrek = missandei = the green grace = the harpy
>>69353999
Gtfo shill
>>69354514
in
>>69354347
>Targaryen fucking shit.
Reminder that Robin Arryn is now a big guy for Littlefinger.
Actor's 5'11 now
>>69354469
Rana/normies posters are getting close to be as fucking annoying as Bradamante.
post yfw you actually found out that the fart joke was real
>>69354527
Her mouth, after I fuck her ass and make her lick my dick clean.
>>69354363
more like their stunt teachers don`t have unic moves for every battle
or they just both Bravos people and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Invy0tvOc
>tfw perfect from the beginning
>now starting to show some serious depth
Can we discuss how good Maisie is on this show?
>>69354315
>Starks will go extinct
>Arya still alive
>Sansa still alive
What's the point of this meme?
I guess the food in Meereen mustve been good
>>69354032
Katieeeee<3
When does the based Dornishman usually post the leaks?
>>69354608
>I guess the food in Meereen mustve been good
no wonder the fucking dragons were starving!!!
>>69354608
the thick meme was a mistake
>>69354604
their kids wouldnt be considered starks ya goof
>>69354556
I don`t get it, why while casting kids for long term show, they don`t look on parent, so they can cast kids that in future will be short, so they can pass as kids?
Costumes and props really have gone to shit in this show
>>69354608
Would you donate money and food to get a Valyrian steel digital sports watch? Who knows they might even ship you your own personal Dothraki by mistake.
>>69354427
the fucking facial expressions he's making are what does it for me, he really looks like he's trying to hold it in or something
>>69354662
we need dragon as kid
>>69353999
>Preston crying like a little bitch
hahaha
>>69354145
>Will Jon embrace the Lord of Light?
the nigger made you resurrect, no shit you'll embrace it. also melly looks so fucking sexy when uncertain and vulnerable
>>69354604
>Women.
Who hype here
>>69354608
Fat Emilia is best Emilia.
>>69354718
edgy as
>>69353999
How do you guys know it was reddit?
Link to their threads would be nice.
>>69354777
checked and I wanna sniff dat butt
>>69354777
too old
>>69354608
Why didn't the Dothraki that was still with Daenerys tell her that she had to go to that widow place?
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv_snapshot_03.18_[2016.05.10_12.35.41].png](https://i.imgur.com/7W56MQo.png "Game.of.Thrones.S06E03.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS.mkv snapshot 03.18 [2016.05.10 12.35.41]")
>>69354720
>melly looks so fucking sexy when uncertain and vulnerable
Yeah, shocked Melly is best Melly.
>>69354559
>implying we're not the best /got/ posters
Newfag pls
>>69354838
They did tell her, she never gave a fuck.
>>69354781
nah, people doing the 'woe is me' spiel are annoying af
Bran will create another timeline where he didn't fell after nuking the heart of winter, right?
>>69354854
made the same face as her ayy
>>69354864
On the TV show? I don't remember that at all.
![5c8073a97c4eea9c_ned32.xxxlarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mAJId3.jpg "5c8073a97c4eea9c ned32.xxxlarge[1]")
Actor that plays Ned looks good while smug but imagine his face while he`s crying over Lyanna
>>69354800
everyone is assuming it was reddit without proof
but it was probably them so it doesn't matter
>>69354858
who is rana?
>>69354838
Because they saw her come out of a fucking fire with dragons on her shoulders.
>>69354896
Ned wasn't smug when this happened though.
Why is he so smug?
fucking ramsay pisses me off. not because he's a villain, but because the show is just making him unrealistically lucky. everything just conveniently falls into his lap all the time for shock value.
>>69354896
NOWITENZ
>>69354896
He looks like someone left Sean Bean's head in a vice for 15 years
>>69354068
>>69354205
>get hype for D&D raping another of my favorite book scenes
Gee. Can't wait until I see dual wielding Septon Meribald
>>69354903
i was the author of all his pain
>>69354682
Cause doesn't always work perfectly.
Lots of kids have parents they wind up getting taller than.
And height isn't always the problem, kids just start growing facial hair or tits, getting more defined jaws or curves and working out in their offtime are the ones that can really throw shit off
>>69354931
sun+agression
>>69354918
the absolute madman
>>69354896
Looks like Francis from Malcolm In The Middle.
>look mom, I know I accidentally killed The Sword Of The Morning, but if you just give me another chance...
>King's Landing burning in the background
>I know I can make it up to you.
How would /got/ react if lyanna actually had twins and the kids are jon and dany?
Would this show be better if everyone was on roller skates? Including the dragons
>>69355006
>twins
>of different hair color
>>69354854
YES! Thank you. I hated her, now I just wanna see more scenes with her scared puppy face
>>69355006
I would continue shitposting as usual
>mfw it´s sneks time next episode
>>69355032
Do you want to know how I know youre an uneducated hick?
>>69355032
not all twins look alike,friend
>>69355067
I enjoyed 2 and 3 because we had little to no Dorne, now the meme sneks are back.
>>69353981
What is that .gif from? I've seen it before.
>>69355031
From season 3 onwards yeah.
>>69355067
>since they didn't appear this episode they'll have a full 15 minutes scene in the next where they meet with the houses of Dorne and murder every single weak men they find
>>69354854
>hnnnngg
imagine Davos and Melly becoming a couple, that would be fucking great.
>>69355077
>hick
Do people unironically use that as an insult?
>>69355032
Lel
>>69354601
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>69355077
>>69355080
Hair colour is literally the basis of everything on this show you faggits
>>69355077
>>69355080
>>69355142
easy bait
>>69354854
that's not the face of someone who's seen a small dick
>>69355067
I wish Jaime did his Riverland arch but with Dorne and capped it off by sending whip snek and spear snek back to Elaria and bad poosy via trebuchet.
That will have made this shitty Dorne ride almost worth it.
>>69355097
The answer to all those questions is that D&D cut those from the shows because reasons
>>69355168
>merely pretending
>>69355032
Twins of different sexes are always fraternal, never zygotic. Different hair colour is not at all unusual.
>>69354931
>Ned wasn't smug when this happened though.
Why do you think he wasn't?
Because he remembers it as a sad event in his dream? Do you understand the concept of an unreliable narrator?
>>69355097
Davos is involved in the war against the Others. He can't go back
>>69355124
What scenes would have the biggest improvements? I think Little Finger and Varys conversations would be a lot
more entertaining if Baelish is skating while devilishly twirling his moustache
>>69355163
In the show it isn't
Remember Shireen?
Someone post young Lyanna. Fucking actress was so gorgeous.
>I saw your pecker
what is with this show and dicks
the writing is so retarded. I'm having a hard time turning my brain off to enjoy this shit. Most of the plotlines are garbage. I don't give a shit about Sam or his retarded gf. Get to the game of thrones already.
>>69354394
How? Faceless men are all the same.
>>69355174
>bad poossey
>weak men will never rule dorne
>greedy bitch
>hiss
>*insert life story when no one asked here*
i'm pretty sure if doran hadn't been killed, he'd just wheel himself into the fucking ocean after hearing all those
Lady stoneheart when?
First for Hotpie, the true King!
>>69355241
A game of poosy and peckers
Would you all watch Starfall Express the musical?
>>69355097
because the last thing we need is more screen time for characters nobody would give a shit about
>>69355206
It makes more sense for him to be sad than happy about it
>>69355163
No Lannisters have blonde/golden hair anymore.
>>69355234
got ya pham
>>69355241
it's in the books.
>>69354608
She's wearing Jeans
>>69355206
>he was smug because D&D say so
Ok friend.
>>69355234
meryn pls
>>69355305
me on the right
Chances of Cleganebowl actually happening this season?
"the broken man" sounds pretty promising, especially with them bringing the hound back up in aryas dialog with that one bitch, saying that she removed the hound from her list.
also, did anyone else get feels from that scene?
>>69355006
anythign would be better than jon.
no jon would be hilarious
jon + someone else would be great as well because the jontards wouldn't feel so fucking special anymore
>>69355032
D&Ds target audience everyone
>>69355310
holy shit, you're right.
>>69355114
X-Men: ApocalypsePower Rangers The Movie
>>69355006
I remember in days of old when the theory was the there were twins Jon andDarkstar
>Egg I dreamed I was old...
I HATE EVERY HOUSE I SEE! THROUGH WESTEROS HISTORY!
OH MY GOD! I WAS WRONG
>>69355305
She didn't have blue eyes. Stop shitposting you fucking pedo
>Fuck Olly
>>69355419
Nice showfaggotry.
>>69354608
>I guess the food in Meereen mustve been good
Usually royalty is plumper than the peasants since they do get to eat the best food
>>69355419
>requested pics of a 'gorgeous' actress of like 9
Can't wait for these two to meet again. Great interactions together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBBNJJvfqso
newest friendly reminder of 2016
http://www.vinereport.com/article/the-winds-of-winter-updates-book-wrap-up-delayed-again-neil-gaiman-rumored-to-co-pen-sixth-installment-of-asoiaf-series/10620.htm
>>69355305
Thank you based anon.
Do you know her Twitter?
>>69355310
Jesus Christ
>>69355163
And it's retarded. Even in the show there's a contradiction with that in Craster's children
>>69354678
Actually, there have been men who have taken the name of their wives, and thus continued her more important family line. One of the Lannister forefathers did it, after the male Lannisters had all died, and only a surviving Lannister woman was left.
And no, I'm not talking about the original Lann who outwitted or killed or married into the Casterly line.
So, in theory, Tyrion could have become Tyrion Stark through Sansa, and their children could be considered legit Starklings.
>>69355471
please help my farts smell really bad.
>next episode
>more Dorne/sneks
>more Khaloreesy
Who else is skipping?
>>69355471
>mfw bookwankers will NEVER EVER get TWOW
stay cucked bookfags
>>69355358
>Chances of Cleganebowl actually happening this season?
pretty high, what else will be happening in King`s Landing
>did anyone else get feels from that scene?
I just felt stupid when Waif said "girl is confused", it`s like show doesn`t expect people to understand information that it gives in non-verbal form
>>69355471
Friendly reminder that Barristan dies.
Friendly reminder that Littlefinger is replacing Wyman Manderly.
Friendly reminder that the Sandsnakes are an all girl elite fighting force.
Friendly reminder that Sansa is marrying Ramsay.
Friendly reminder that we're getting "Olly get my sword," instead of "Edd, fetch me a block."
Friendly reminder that Mance dies for real.
Friendly reminder that Jaime and Bronn are going to Dorne.
Friendly reminder that Sandor is dead in the show.
Friendly reminder that Gendry is still rowing.
Friendly reminder that Balon Greyjoy is still alive.
Friendly reminder that Mel is burning Shireen.
Friendly reminder Brienne is on her way to kill Stannis.
Friendly reminder that Cersei will continue to be whitewashed and the High Sparrow will be the intolerant villain.
Friendly reminder Jon is dying at Hardhome and being carried off by the Night's King.
Friendly reminder that Tyrion is meeting Dany and chilling in her box seats.
Friendly reminder that the show is now entirely fan fiction.
Friendly reminder that it's the only ending we're going to get because the books will never be finished.
Friendly reminder that Dunk isn't even ever getting to Winterfell to meet the She Wolves.
I WAS A TARG! ALL ALONG
YES YOU'VE FINALLY MADE A PROPHECHY OUT OF ME!
I LOVE YOU KING RHEAGAR!
>>69355491
>there have been men who have taken the name of their wives, and thus continued her more important family line.
We know them as "cucks".
>>69355471
>believing anything outside of the old man blog
>>69355518
what a sloot
>>69355300
It makes more sense for a young as fuck Ned Stark to be scared shitless when fighting the best swordsman in the known world
Howland stabbing in the back was a gift from god
>b-but Ned was all about muh honor!
>he would be sad to fight these badass knights!
>human emotions like self-preservation do not exist, Ned was super super sad to come out of that situation alive
And then he went and told his children he beat Arthur Dayne, never told them about the backstab though, the honorable man he is
>>69355234
>>69355472
https://www.instagram.com/cordyhill/
>>69355587
I was talking about the conversation they had before the fight you idiot
>>69355587
he respected Dayne, why would he tell everyone "lol he almost got me until reed stabbed him in the back of the neck, good times" and ruin dayne's good name?
>>69355439
She didn't have blue eyes in the show either. He's shitposting his own cunny waifu or something
>>69355448
Not OP
>>69355518
Damn man. She has a bright future indeed.
Thank you anon
>>69355587
there is literally nothing dishonorable about stabbing a man in the back in a fight or 2v1'ing someone...
It's a fight to death, the goal is to kill your opponent in any way possible.
>>69355587
but ned had been in numerous battles up until that point, including the trident.
not to mention dayne was probably scared shitless of robert
LOL at Jon staying Lord Commander just long enough to have the privilege of executing his murderers and only after deciding his watch has ended.
Didn't realize like the cunt was such a vengeful guy.
>>69355524
how do we know sneks are next episode?
>>69355401
Thanks, bruh
>>69355587
>the greatest swordsman who ever lived killed by Howland fucking Reed?
>any boy whore with a sword could kill 3 Howland Reeds
>>69355733
Thorne did nothing wrong.
>>69353977
brilliant
>>69355733
why did he only hang 4 of the 20 guys that killed him though
>>69355587
>b-but Ned was all about muh honor!
Ned's shown before that he's willing to give up his honor when he really knew he needed to, like lying to Cat about his nephew.
>>69355733
his watch didnt end
he broke his oath, the episode title was OATHBREAKER
>>69355706
>dayne was probably scared shitless of robert
what?
Dayne could beat Robert with 1 hand.
Robert has never beat anyone of note. Rhaegar was a faggot harpist who went to a master at arms couple years before the battle at the trident to learn to fight.
Dayne is the best in the world or very close to be the best in the world.
What if Rickon kinda falls in love with Ramsay and soften him up a little? Couldn't they rule winterfell together?
>>69355735
They haven't been in two episodes, the tumblr audience will get offended
>>69355779
Just the ones he could remember I suppose. He was dead after the first few knife strokes the other guys just stabbed a corpse.
>>69355767
he stabbed his superior in an traitorous plot
Would Jeffrey Dean Morgan be a good young Robert if they ever do Robert's Rebellion?
>>69355779
Took out the leaders of the three sections and his personal steward.
No need to deal with the riffraff
>>69355518
qt
>>69355790
Your watch ends when you die.
He died.
>>69355790
>his watch didnt end
Yes it did, because dying is the only way your watch ends.
>>69355779
why did they only hang nazi party leaders and not every german?
i think you can figure this one out on your own
>>69355790
First I didn't say that his oath ended I said HE decided it had ended.
Second I'm pretty sure dying counts as your watch ending based on the wording of the original oath.
>>69355794
Robert conquered westeros.
Dayne served has a glorified body guard. what great battles did he win and which great warriors did he defeat for him to be know as "the greatest swordsman ever in the world"?
>>69355779
3 episodes ago anon, can't expect D&D to remember.
>>69355831
>>69355680
>>69355578
I accidentally deleted it
See
>>69355606
>>69355305
me on the left
>>69355790
If his watch didn't end then why can he just leave?
>>69355171
Tormund brags that a bear bit off half of his cock, but he has about a foot left to work with.
>>69355695
tits or gtfo
>>69355764
Hound is so fucking based. I hope he survives Cleganebowl. I want him to meet with Arya again.
>>69355844
>>69355839
in your special theory, yes thats how it works but he didnt end his watch based on that
he just broke his oath and left... he is an oathbreaker fucking shit and ned would chop his head of for deserting the nights watch
>>69355880
what they gonna do, kill him?
Who's your favourite obscure house? Mine is Dondarrion, soley because of Berric and their coat of arms.
>>69355847
>implying soldiers fighting and dying in a war and the unknowing population 100% share the ideologies of the higher-ups orchestrating the war
>>69355896
true.
a funny character who kicks ass and his interesting
>what the fook's a lommy?
>>69355812
The Lord Commander is not the night's watch. If the LC betrays the watch it's the only course of action to take.
Keep in mind for over a thousand years the NW only existed to keep out the Wildlings. It'd be like the Knights Templar taking in Muslim volunteers to help fight the Byzantines.
>>69355864
Robert was seriously wounded in his battle with Rhaegar.
Imagine if it had been Dayne dealing the blow. Rebellion over.
>>69355880
BECAUSE HE BROKE HIS OATH
EPISODE TITLE: OATHBREAKER
i cant believe you guys are seriously this fucking retarded
>>69355847
Yeah, but why hang Olly along with the officers? A few other people stabbed Jon as well, why not them?
>>69355925
House Codd is pretty cool.
>>69355913
>in your special theory
My special theory is the author's written works, which you might know as "the book series" as well as the version adapted for television. Please do better trolling, this is entry level at best.
>>69354068
Blood of my blood confirm Jon's parents?
>>69355916
If you break your oath then yeah they are supposed to kill him
But like other people said his watch did end so it doesn't matter
>>69355913
>special theory
It's in the vows he spoke.
It ends when your life ends. His watch has ended.
>>69355930
yes you master of the greentext that was exactly my point
the others were just following thornes orders no go meme arrow somewhere else
>>69354315
where are these "leaks" and "leaked pics"?
>>69355639
Why would he be sad before the fight? I could understand you arguing this for the Ned Stark we see 20 years later, but thinking a young Ned Stark would be equally autistic about honor is simply not giving the writing enough credit
If GRRM wrote a completely neutral TOJ scene I bet you would have Ned acting angry and scared shitless, not fucking "sad because muh honor", its simply not how human beings function
How he chooses to remember it 20 years later is not an accurate portrayal of how things happened
Who is basically you in GoT, /tv/?
I'm Ramsay. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>69355944
why wasn't he?
why have the bestest swordsman guard the rape victim and not the fucking king and his kin.
fucking daft if you ask me
>>69355925
What do you think Dondarrion's house motto would be if GRRM ever decided to give them one?
>>69355890
y-you too?
Anyone else notice that Jon came back in approximately the same time as Roose being killed? Then Jon seems less gormless and less aware of his surroundings when he comes back. He also lost his obsession with duty and decided to leave the watch after being a 'vengeful cunt' as one anon described him.
I'm starting to think the reason there was such a drastic change in Jon's personality was that his soul was broken when he was killed and in order to repair it fully the lord of light needed to use other souls. I'm 99% sure that Jon has parts of Roose Bolton's soul inside of him which is causing his drastic personality changes.
It also leads up to the poetry moment when Jon kills Ramsay that he is not only taking revenge for the Starks but also taking revenge for the Boltons.
I am really looking forward to this new Jon Bolton character and see where this new cunning takes the show.
Anyone else notice this? Is this a good theory?
>>69354315
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-05-09/game-of-thrones-leaker-risks-drag-on-battle-dungeon-for-predictions
RUH ROH
>>69355964
did you see jon snow make any mention of dying and therefore his watch is ended because his oath was only till death?
no you did not, OATHBREAKER
say it with me OATHBREAKER
you cant be an oathbreaker if you fulfilled your oath
>>69355941
>If the LC betrays the watch it's the only course of action to take.
Jon didn't betray anything by letting the wildlings through.
>or over a thousand years the NW only existed to keep out the Wildlings
Officially, no. Practically, sure. They guard the realms of men. Wildlings are men just as much as southerners.
>>69356032
Hey, Spain, pay your surgeons more and he won't have to leak plot details.
>>69355946
you are the retarded one dude
he didn't break his oath, if he did then they should execute him, it's not that difficult
If we follow your logic then anyone who breaks his oath can just leave the nights watch
>>69356018
No, because Roose Bolton is a secondary character
>>69355706
Dayne would have danced circles around Robert for fun, then in the blink of an eye Robert would be dead on the ground
post yfw Ollie was killed
>>69356055
I don't know where you learned this, but repeating the same stupid thing isn't doing a better job at trolling. It isn't even summer yet.
>>69356088
I don't mean to be short with you but I don't think that has any relevance to my theory.
>>69355032
Happens all the time annon.
>>69356018
Look at this autistic cunt
>>69355512
Try drinking yogurt with pobiotics.
Cut down on the beans, legumes, and heavily spiced foods.
>>69356087
who should execute him? FUCKING LOL
the dudes who just watched him come back from the dead?
yeah good luck rallying that one
what a bunch of fucking retards, no wonder this place is a complete shithole
>>69356018
I noticed too especially since Mel used leeche to bring Jon back, you reckon he'll become another Leech Lord like Roose or was Roose himself resurrected a few times and the leeching is kind of like chemo for him?
>>69356018
Jon's less retarded because he died and was resurrected, he's more like beric now
>>69356066
Westeros does not have a post enlightenment liberal society though. The realms of men could quite easily exclude the barbarian wildmen.
>>69356012
>why have the bestest swordsman guard the rape victim and not the fucking king and his kin
>MUH PROPHECY
>MUH DRAGON HAS THREE HEADS
http://jezebel.com/jon-snow-had-a-cia-style-code-name-on-the-game-of-thron-1774446183
>Melly's actress nicknamed Jon Snow "Long Cock" during this scene
>>69355979
>>69355964
Jesus Christ Jon autists are dense. When Jon arose he became dictator of the watch and because people were so in awe of him they let him do it. THEN he handed his dictatorship to Edd against all Night's Watch tradition and deserted.
The episode title uses the singular Oathbreaker, there is no one it could be about than him. Also, the oath in the books and the show is a lot more ambiguous than Jontards would have you believe. You actually pledge yourself to the watch for 'this night and all the nights to come".
It's funny how D&D can still blindside them with what GRRM is doing with that character though when D&D have all the subtly of a shoe.
>>69355813
Only if they also built a time machine so that Jeffrey Dean Morgan wasn't four years older now than Robert was in S1.
>>69356113
It fully has though. Reincarnation is allowed only for main characters. Who gives a shit about Roose Bolton
>>69355979
I'd argue he was still Lord commander after being resurrected, he used his authority to execute 4 people because of that.
>>69356157
>reading jezebel
>ever
>>69356002
I'm Tirion. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>69356157
actually, it was LC, for Lord Commander, orlittle cock
>>69356168
>THEN he handed his dictatorship to Edd against all Night's Watch tradition and deserted.
He handed him the cloak. When he hanged them for traitors, there was no lord commander.
>>69356149
Oh wow I didn't even notice the leech connection. Thanks for pointing this out. It lends a lot of credence to the Jon Bolton theory. Wow, I honestly never expected D&D to be this subtle but if they go this route I might need to revise my opinion of them... a little!
>>69356189
I think he used the authority of the big fucking giant under his command.
>>69356157
>jontard
>linking jezebel
do you ever NOT fail at anything in life?
>>69356015
"We Get Knocked Down, But We Get Up Again"
>>69356214
Not really he said the watch is yours.
>>69356168
The oath lasts until death and Jon died already.
"Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."
>>69356002
I'm Littlefinger. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>69355006
BOOOOOOOP
>>69356243
P O T T E R Y
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>>69356032
who fucking writes shit like that ?
>>69356184
That's why Jon is back and Roose is only a piece meal scab upon Jon's healed soul.
Roose wasn't resurrected in a 'main character' sense but rather partially infused into Jon.
>>69356103
whats the point, you clearly dont get it
yeah yeah theres an oath in the books, the same exact one they said on the show. i understand the oath and how it works. has anyone ever came back from the dead who was on the nights watch for you to back your theory? no you have not because its never happened and therefore only a theory.
he straight up abandon the nights watch and broke his oath, deal with it
>>69356032
i can't believe this guy was dumb enough to leak shit and attach it to his own name and face at the same time
how are people still this stupid in 2016
is being internet famous really worth getting sued into oblivion by fucking media corps?
>>69356282
failed journalists
>>69356002
I'm Joffrey. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>69356258
The actual whole oath is more ambiguous. It seems to say "while I am alive, I am a Night's Watchman from henceforth."
Anyway, the episode title doesn't lie.
>>69355992
So you agree the show portrayal wasn't that good either, Ned delivery of his lines were bad
Also I searched for the passage and the one with a sad smile on his face was Arthur Dayne so whatever
>>69356255
Yeah, because it isn't Jon's, since death ended his watch.
>>69356296
>whats the point, you clearly dont get it
I get it just fine, you're trying to troll and doing a horribly obvious and bad job.
>>69354608
E-meal-ia clark
>>69356121
Is it okay if I put vitamin d in my pro-biotic yogurt drink?
>>69356002
I'm Dolorous Edd. Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>69356002
I'm Dacey Mormont
I just want to dance all night
>arthur dayne thinking he tough
>>69356320
>Yeah, because it isn't Jon's, since death ended his watch.
Not really, read the whole oath again.
Would you call Emila fat to her face?
>the Tower of Joy fight sucked because Ned didn't sound sad enough fighting the most dangerous man hes ever fought in his life!
t. cucks who can't understand context
>>69356349
>rolling in combat
What a shitty unrealistic game
>>69355779
Tormund and Wun Wun killed the other two when they took Castle Black
>>69356320
can you give us one legitimate reason as to why the episode is titled "oathbreaker" then?
btw, im not just repeating the argument. the only one trolling is you because nobody could possibly be this daft
Anyone know when the Normies will release their post reaction discussion? Were there any leaks? I know that Spanish guy leaks GoT spoilers you would think he would leak the most popular GoT related direct to digital media tv show.
>>69356357
>Not really, read the whole oath again.
>Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death
Didn't even need to read the third sentence to be proven right.
>>69356286
Jon should have been the one to kill the killer of his brother
Killing Ramsay just isn't as good, since he may be a psychopath, but he had little to do with Robb's downfall
If CIA is betraying the crown and backing Jon, then Walder Frey will be lucky to survive until Jon marches down to the Twins, considering Robin/Littlefinger can easily get around if the Tyrells don't dispatch an army to guard the Southern most crossing
>>69356378
Yes. And then unnecessarily proceed to tell her that's why I find her so damn attractive.
Its funny because jon wants to be there at the watch , why would he change his mind, maybe because he saw somenthing when he died?
>>69356361
i would, but the planes don't have that longevity yet.
REMINDER:(farts)
>>69356087
Good luck executing the guy that has a wildling army of supporters that owe their life to him.
>>69356361
No, it's too late now anyway and she seems like such a sweetheart irl
>>69356142
ok I'm gonna say one more time since your brain doesn't seem to work very well
He didn't break any oaths, you are the one saying that
>>69356407
>and all the night's to come
>>69356390
are you retarded he sounded like someone fish'd from the slums of britain and paid in fish and chips to deliver his lines.
>>69356390
i don't really care that he sounded like he did, i care that they used take with the worst line delivery and the guy they cast looks like he was born constipated
>>69355961
What would you do if your own Steward stabbed you in the heart for the kill? He should have hanged or beheaded everyone involved though.
>>69356018
HOLY SHIT RAMSAY WILL GET BTFO BY ROOSE'S SPIRIT. POTTERY
>>69356390
The Tower of Joy fight was pretty decent tbqh, Dayne's actor did great for duel wielding
>>69356296
You. See:
>>69356260
Notice the lack of asterisk on death? There's no, "in the event of resurrection" clause.
>>69356443
That's any British actor who didn't go to Oxford.
>>69356425
Tommen was one lucky bastard
>>69356440
That's really reaching for it.
PROMISE ME NED
>>69356400
>can you give us one legitimate reason as to why the episode is titled "oathbreaker" then?
Smalljon Umber. Better luck next time.
>>69356415
He saw nothing
He gave up on the watch because they betrayed him, and what they stand for is not ultimately what he stands for
CUTE
>>69356443
>are you retarded he sounded like someone fish'd from the slums of britain and paid in fish and chips to deliver his lines.
Why didn't Sam's dad force him to become a Maester instead of taking the black in the first place? Maesters give up their titles too and it's clearly something that he's better suited for.
>>69356439
i guess in theory he could turn around and walk back and grab his LC coat from edd and say NAWW I WAS JUST KIDDING BACK IN LINE
he fucking quit the nights watch and left, breaking his oath
>>69356298
this nigga has an AMA on reddit
>>69356503
why does she look so slutty?
>>69356425
*leans to the side*
>toot =3
haha
>>69355790
>It shall not end to my death.
His Oath was technically over the way they presented it was kinda contrived.
>>69356489
Pancake tits and palsy
>lucky
>>69355790
Who's going to stop him?
>>69356392
>complaining about realism
>in a show with dragons
>no mailchain or coifs
>dual wielding
>women knights
>etc.....
also, pic related
>>69354896
are you all daft ? does he not have a striking relembelace to NPH , I havent heard one good meme from this. fuck yo guys 1!
>>69356490
For Jontards. But I think at least D&D read the whole oath. And since they wrote the episode they also considered that Jon acted as Watch dictator for a short while before handing his dictatorship to Edd.
>>69356494
Promise me, Dredd
Jon still acted as Lord Commander of the NW after his resurrection, until he GAVE the cloak. I know that's a technicality, but then again the watch ending after you die also is, because you don't expect people to return as anything else but walking corpses after they die.
>>69356516
Same reason with Sansa and Arya. It runs in their genes.
>>69356497
Not everyone betrayed him
>>69356443
>paid in fish and chips to deliver his lines
>>69356443
>NUTTENDZ
He sounded fucking retarded
>>69356495
jesus christ you guys pathetic
im done
makes some more memes about euron being daario post some epic darkstar pics, its all you sorry sons of whores are good for
>>69356542
>>complaining about realism
>>in a show with dragons
every time.
>>69356516
She might be a dirty slut..heh
>>69356555
>they also considered that Jon acted as Watch dictator
All he did was kill his enemies, what command did he give as lord commander?
>>69356524
>you will never have Gilly choke on your cock while looking up at you with tears in her big doe eyes
>>69356361
If it would cause her to smother me with her soft belly rolls, yes.
>>69356506
I think he wanted to, but pops thought that Maesters were pussies, and Sam was building enough of a reputation as a pussy,
>>69356542
Realism derives from attention to detail; the small things rather than the large. For example in Battlestar Galactica the crew use muh 5.7 P90s against Cylons because le armor penetration which was a neat touch. It makes people more amenable to accepting the existence of killer robots.
>>69356197
>>69356238
What is there're the only source reporting something? Should I ignore it?
This is stupid culture-war shit.
>>69356542
It's worse that spear-bro saves him from rapier-bro for absolutely no reason. All he had to do was wait for rapier to kill Jorah and then you stab him in the back.
>>69356378
probably the same people who disliked/reported preston's videos for calling jon a boring character
What if Jon had both Roose and Stannis in him or if Stannis is now inside Roose?
>>69356608
> what command did he give as lord commander?
"I resign, obey Edd from now on."
If the Baratheons were usurpers, why was Stannis' blood so powerful?
Did he get magic blood the minute that Bobby B sat on the throne?
>>69356647
he didnt tell anyone to obey edd, he just gave him the cloak and said you have castle black now
if they are true men of the nights watch they will have a vote
>>69356647
>wear it, burn it, I don't care
How does that translate to
>>complaining about realism
>in a show with
>>69356673
They have Targ blood.
And kings blood in general is bollocks
>>69356378
It's fucking flat out true that Jon is described as the spitting image of Ned Stark on multiple occasions. He is called a north man's north man.
Is Jon is a Targ then GRRM is a fucking hack.
>>69356629
>secondary characters wear armour
>get cut down like shits
>ramsay fights shirtless
>wins like a savage
>>69355990
Jon Snow leads an army of wildlings against Boltons, outnumbered 6 to 1.
Ramsay frees Rickon and tells him to run. Rickon flees, then Ramsay keeps taking shots at him. Jon rides to save Rickon but Rickon gets shot just before he reaches him. It is unknown if Rickon survives(I'd say he is a goner, though, because DABID needs more reaction videos on YouTube).
Wildlings get rekt, and a pile of bodies form in the middle of the battle. Wildlings climb to the top of the pile after getting encircled by Bolton spearmen and having nowhere to retreat to. Tormund kills Umber.
Just when defeat looks certain for the good guys, CIA arrives with the knights of the Vale to shatter Ramsay's flank. Ramsay retreats back into Winterfell.
Wun Wun breaks Winterfell's gates down only to get shot in the eye and killed by Ramsay. Jon reaches Ramsay and beats him to death.
Him and Sansa re-unite.
>>69356633
I would watch a sitcom spin off of roose and stannis sharing an apartment in jun's head.
>>69355794
>rhaegar wasn't martially skilled
>>69356647
>"wear it, burn it, whatever you want. you have castle black. my watch has ended"
All he said. So you are resigning to making up lines to defend your wrong opinion?
Better luck next time.
>>69356626
>Should I ignore it?
Yes.
>>69356673
there is no such thing as kings blood
kings blood = targaryen blood
the baratheon fucking shits are targaryen descendants
>>69356694
why? he still has stark blood from lyanna
>>69356730
Episode Three: Oathbreaker
deal with it
>>69356510
And like other people said, his oath says until his death and he died
If we assume he abandoned the Night's Watch knowing it was breaking his oath? Then is he okay with that?
Again we don't know for sure since they decided to end on a cliffhanger without explaining the character's actions
>>69356749
>the baratheon fucking shits are targaryen descendants
yeah but like, from a distant aunt
>>69356822
see the post directly above yours
Obviously when the Night's Watch was founded and its oath created, no one had dead people coming back to life in mind. There isn't a clause that says "Oh, by the way, if you get resurrected from the dead, you're totally fine. Your watch has ended." The oath is meant to tie you to the Watch's service forever. Jon broke the vow.
>>69355310
her wardrobe is basically jeans and a fucking pastel t-shirt. always pissed me off
>>69356862
This and the oath isn't really that ambiguous about it to be honest. It says you are obligated to the Watch for ALL the nights to come.
>>69356862
shh, you are making too much sense
this guys wont be able to grasp it
>>69357026
>>69357029
Lets also remember he broke the oath by killing another member of the nights watch though maybe justified. But also fell in and love with and had sex with a wildling.
>>69356542
why the fuck would he close distance against a guy with a sword?
>>69356542
why did they think this was okay
>>69356545
Someone said this on a thread Sunday night. I entirely agree and though the same since last episode's preview.
>>69356349
Are youcasul?
