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>>69341955
Who's your Lyanna?
First for Azor Ahighchair, the Peewee that was Promised, the Warrior of Low Height, the Manlet of Fire.
Reddit will pay for raping Preston
>Promise me, Jorah
what did he mean by this?
Nth for Lord Stoneheart
>>69343281
>Promise me, Ned.
>>69343281
>Brandons face
WHERE STANNIS AT THO
>Promise me, Ted
We need a BLACK Lyanna
>AYO NED U FINNA PROMISE ME
have we started the fire /got/ ?
Ned.
>>69343327
Whats this about? Did Reddit report the third episode video or something? I can't find it
>>69343331
Alysanne Hightower
>>69343340
>muh dead autist
That's a picture of an extra from an extra. Nothing to see here, folks.
>>69343346
>Promise me, Ned
>>69343340
What the fuck is that?
So Bran making himself heard to his father in the ToJ scene is foreshadowing Bran convincing himself to not go climb that window in episode 1 and essentially retconning the entire show out of existence, right?
>>69343360
At Deepwood Motte, slaying ironshit usurpers.
>>69343360
>>69343389
>>69343340
Lord Stoneheart senpai.
>>69343331
>that incest scene she did
First for(farts)
>>69343340
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
I know he's not coming back but it does piss off the autist to pretend he is
>>69343281
my Lyanna
Perfect Lyanna
>>69343371
Why does she have down's face?
>>69343399
no
If they actually go for Bran being able to change the past it's gonna be bullshit
>>69343340
WHAT IS THIS?
>>69343423
Got a link my man?
>>69343399
Is that where the story reboots and they follow the books more accurately this time?
>May 10th, 2016
>Stannisfags still process oxygen
>>69343369
>We need a BLACK Lyanna
Agreed. But not the one you posted.
>Promise me, Ned
>>69343331
promise me it will go right up the bunghole.
What if Lyanna was a crossdresser homosexual brother of Ned all the time?
From out of Nowehere, Stone Cold is given a part.
What happens?
>>69343431
""""""PERFECT"""""""""
lol no, she looks like she has down syndrome
>>69343399
>having the series' main plot point be a Star Trek b-plot gimmick.
>>69343372
Exactly.
>>69343477
The Shavepate...
>>69343455
>Agreed
ingest wildfire.
>>69343443
>>69343481
they wouldn't have included it if he weren't going to start using his powers to communicate with people in some fashion
He's going to try to change SOMETHING, that's for sure.
>They combined Whent and Hightower into one character
>Will also combine euron and victarion into one character
The latter's fine but why the fuck is making Hightower someone who is young and seems to look towards Dayne as his superior? I hope it's another curveball and Hightower is actually someone else, kind of like how they told us Arthur daynes actor wasnt playing Dayne to make it a surprise
>>69343477
>He's Robert in Roberts Rebellion show
noice
noice
noice
>>69343477
>Stone Cold cast as Randall Tarly
>hits Samwell in the back of the head with a steel chair
>guzzles a mug of ale, throws it on his prone body
>>69343340
it's a fucking cosplay
>>69343477
Essosi whore #2987
Bran going back to Tower of Joy and finding out what happened will be the end of this season.
It will also be a cliffhanger that pisses you off and leaves you waiting for another year before you see any resolution.
BOOK IT
I can literally tell you what's going to happen from now on. D&D write on such a low level, anyone can. Just think cliché as fuck.
Reminder that Jon is a bastard even if he's Rhaegar's rape child - since Rhaegar was married to Elia. Jon has no rights in Westeros and can never be the king.
>>69343479
>implying
>>69343533
Nah bro its Stannis
>>69343370
only when you give me some of that baaaaaaad poosay
>>69343521
>STILL getting triggered by Stannis popularity even
>even after hes dead
your autism has been on full display since the general started back up
>>69343541
> Bran going back to Tower of Joy and finding out what happened will be the end of this season.
No mate, that'll be in episode 5
> Bran learns a great deal
Description for ep 5
>>69343526
cgi randy savage as randyll tarly when
So what happened to Prestons video about episode 3?
>>69343605
Taken down after a deluge of false reports. r/asoiaf spotted at the scene of the crime.
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Promise me, Ned.
>>69343574
> Bran learns a great deal
He will learn why he needs to be careful. Or why Hodor lost his voice.
I guarantee you, they will tease you throughout the season just to have that be the cliffhanger.
Actually, maybe he will see Ned ride back and have a child, then Hodor somehow learns something about the child (but we don't see anything) and Ned tells Old Nan to silence him. I mean, it's pretty obvious Hodor is going to turn out to be mute because he had to keep a secret.
>>69343450http://taboosex.club/tag/Naomi%20Woods
>>69343574
episode 6 mate. episode 5 is prolly Night's King
Promise me, Ned!
> I wish you good fortune in the WARS to come
> and now it begins
why dont "and now they begins?"
or "I wish you good fortune in the WAR to come"
English isnt my first language but that didnt make sense to me.
Why are Essosi prostitutes >>> Westerosi ones?
>>69343658
Ok
(farts)
TFW you will never be Oswell Whents bf
>>69343582
>THE CREAM WILL RISE THE TOP
>DICKON IS THE CREAM, SAM
>HE'S A WOOOOORLD CHAMP AND YOU'RE A FAT CHUMP
10/10 fund it
>>69343543
Reminder that it doesn't matter because Jon will take the throne by force
>>69343621
Jesus thats sad that a book board reports a video joking about the objectively shitty show.
Is there any proofs though or is it speculation?
>>69343574
episode 6 is called blood of my blood. R+L=J. Also season 6 episode 6 has a nice ring to it
>>69343621
They do that a lot. Frikidoctor got his video back eventually. Preston probably will too. The system is broken as fuck though.
>>69343644
>implying they aren't going to have it before bastardbowl so as we think Jon's losing we'll start to get all pissed off then littlefinger comes in and saves everyone sot he viewer will think he's not as evil as we thought.
>>69343543
>Implying Jon would ever become king to begin with
>>69343676
Ros>all prositutes of any region
>>69343675
Why did Mance say the exact same line to Jon?
>>69343675
He probably understood that everything would fall to shit without a stronk Targaryen king to keep the realm united
So did I do good by quitting the show? How is it these days?
>>69343675
*farts*
>>69343541
Cleganebowl is going to be next season as well. The show is moving at a snails pace.
>Show confirms the that Rickon will never emerge from the wilds as the bloodthirsty Wolf King of the North with a head full of mad and an army full of cannibals riding unicorns
JUST
>>69342365
>Seriously I've come to like Kevan a lot this season. I thought he was some weak fuck but it seems like he only seemed that way in contrast to Tywin.
No, you little fuccboi. He's barely been it it. The only good thing Kevan has ever done was BingTFO out Cersei one on one and then hasn't been included outside the books.
Ned Stark
>Ned vs legendary swordsman Arthur Dayne
>Dayne dual wielding
>Ned is losing
>Dayne about to kill Ned
>help from 3rd party
>Ned kills Dayne
Jon Snow
>Jon vs Fookin Legend of Gin Alleh Karl Tanner
>Tanner dual wielding
>Jon is losing
>Tanner about to kill Jon
>help from 3rd party
>Jon kills Tanner
POST YOUR FUCKING FACE
>>69343744
S06E01 was the worst episode of the series but 02 and 03 have been much better.
>>69343675
He was going to throw the fight
>>69343730
Naww m8
>>69343762
>show confirming anything
This D&D fanfiction has little bearing on the real story.
>>69343698
all the faggots here are saying it leddit but there is no proof
not that it matters, who did it is retarded either way
>>69343645
Thanks my man
>>69343675
Is that fucking Woodes Rogers?
>>69343573
t. buttblasted stannisfag
>>69343722
He'll be king. He's obsessed with honor and putting others before himself. He'll meet his cousin, fall in love with her but have to kill her to charge his firesword and slay the Others.
>>69343573
Keep them coming
>>69343675
He's basically saying, good luck in the fight against me because I'm Arthur fucking Dayne, but if you do beat me then good luck with whatever else you do too.
>>69343787
She makes Ros' nasty ginger ass look even more disgusting...
>>69343744
better than S5, much more so.
>>69343773
Being a legendary warrior offers zero protection against a knife in the back. It's one of this show's most consistent themes
>promise me, Ned
>>69343773
Shame we didn't get to see Jon vs. Mance as Rattleshirt
>>69343755
Next season will be all about White Walkers.
They've already laid the setup for Cleganebowl and Bastardbowl. We're getting both this season.
who has the biggest pecker?
>>69343734
because dabid thought it was a cool line
>>69343323
Manletbowl when?
>>69343689
>NICE CLOAK
>DID YOUR GAYLORD FAGS WATCH BROTHER MAKE IT FOR YOU
>FATHER PLEASE NO
>>69343843
Tormund, HAR!
>>69343790
The show only came to be because they made GRRM share his notes about how the books were going to play out. If he decides to change something now, it's because he's a salty cunt who can't stand having his thunder stolen
Besides which, GRRM is going to fat himself to death before he ever wraps shit up anyway
>>69343773
Who would win between A FOKEN LEGEND and NAHTBEGINZ?
>>69343675
He's talking about the afterlife and "the wars" the come next.
He's being patronising. He knows he's able to fuck their shit up.
>>69343796
>>69343805
>jonautist posting from his phone again
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>69343843
Stannis the Mannis.
Pod the Rod is a distant second.
>>69343773
Rickon confirmed to beat Double Dags with Osha's help.
Who drunk at 2:20 AM on a Wednesday morning here?
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>69343863
>his notes are the entire story
you act like GRRM even knew where the story was going.
>>69343508
He's gonna be the one to lead the Elder Brother to the Hound to make Cleganebowl happen
>>69343337
>GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED
>>69343843
Bran hhhhnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
>>69343804
If this happens it will be boring as fuck. I hope the old man has something better in mind
>>69343843
HODOR!
>>69343698
They have a legit beef with him
>>69343807
yeah, I got that. What I didnt get is the conjugation. Gramatically isnt WARS plural? So why "now IT begins", singular?
Shouldnt have been "now THEY begin?"
Again, I'm not a native speaker, so maybe something was lost in translation.
>>69343787
Actually that blonde one that Jory stares at before the Jaime fight outside LFs brothel is probably the hottest so far.
Better tits than ros
>It's a based Davos joins based Jon season
>>69343873
>stannisfag gets btfo
>j-jonautist
well memed my friend
>Ep 1
>Dick joke
>Ep 2
>Dick joke
>Ep 3
>Dick joke
Jesus Christ these guys won an Emmy?
>every house hates the starks and loves Ramsay
What is this shit?
So what's Jon do now his watch is over?
>>69343866
Karl, any knight, any time. Dayne literally can't win
>>69343621
>check out Preston's normiebook to see what he has to say about it
>> ... who wouldn't like your channel?!
>>Many asoiaf fans don't like how "crazy" his theories are, and show fans could dislike the mocking feel of these last episodes.
>> was a rhetorical question. That is a question that isn't meant to be answered, but rather to make a point.
>>And he gave you a rhetorical answer
>> Nope, he tried to condescendingly explain a very simple concept to a woman.
Normies are cancer.
>>69343910
The only thing worse than a faggot is a pedo faggot
>>69343905
well he is a shit writer so I wouldn't be surprised, but at the very least the ending we're getting in the show is going to more or less line up with the ending we would have gotten in the books.
>>69343918
It only seems prosaic because we've had so long to analyze the story.
Jon is Azor Ahai. That shit is most likely is/what was planned. If the fat fucker hadn't rested on his laurels and not written anything for 6 years it wouldn't have been such a problem.
>>69343675
He was wishing Ned good luck for his future endeavours in case he won.
'It' refers the the fight their fight at that moment.
>>69343928
That may be so but posting a vague statement with one upvote and no context is not the best way to prove it
>>69343951
>(farts)
>>69343954
Collective trickery.
>>69343543
>implying Targs never took two wives
>implying it wasn't a blood sacrifice orchestrated by Rhaegar and Howland and Dayne was the facilitator
>>69343954
I seriously hope that the Umbers are taking Ramsay on a ruse cruise, but it could just be they hate wildlings that much
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy and you have a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>>69343988
>he is a shit writer
I wish I was as shitty of a writer he is getting paid millions
>>69343951
Shakespeare was all tits, murder and dick jokes and people still rave about his shit.
Ironically it was originally made for plebs too before being embrace as high art centuries later.
>>69343951
they're probably going to win another one
chatur bate dot com prestonjacobs/
bukkake fetish dot xyz chat-with-prestonjacobs/
hmmmm
I didn't get to see the Preston video. Now I am become death.
>>69344031
>questioning the show is punishable by death by memeing!
Showplebs, I swear...
But seriously, why didn't the kingsguard have white cloaks?
>>69344031
>this
some people are just so desperate it's embarrassing
http://watchersonthewall.com/titles-game-thrones-episodes-606-607-revealed/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork
>S6E7: The Broken Man
IT'S COMING LADS
>>69344069
STANNIS!
>>69343999
>He was wishing Ned good luck for his future endeavours in case he won.
No, you faggot. He didn't see defeat as happening.
It's the same as Romans/Greek wishing someone well once they reach Elysium. He's telling Ned he is going to die.
>Promise me, Ned
>>69343996
I'm okay with Jon being Azor Ahai, ending the long night and shit
But him being king? nah
>>69344067
They did, just took them off before the fight
>>69344069
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69344031
>unironically posting as a showpleb
>>69344069
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED!
>>69343698
fuck off preston
>>69343999
Oh, thanks anon
>>69344069
Stannis as 1000th Lord Commander of the nights watch confirmed
>>69344069
There are no stops on the hype train.
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
>>69344027
Wasn't legal at the time Rhaegar raped lyanna. Literally no one would have accepted Lyanna as Rhaegar's second wife. Jon would be legally a bastard and if he tried to take the throne, there would be a war.
>>69344032
you don't have to be good writer to come up with an interesting concept that draws people in. He managed that, but he's either unwilling or unable to resolve the damn story.
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PUT ON YOUR TINFOIL, HEAT UP YOUR GRRM BRAND QUESO TO VALYRIAN TEMP 135.5 DEGREES CELCIUS
THE SHADE OF THE EVENING HAS BEEN DRANK & IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR MOON TEA, LOG INTO WEIRWOOD.NET & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR
-JOJEN PASTE
-MOON TEA
-MILK OF THE POPPY
-BRAVOSI LEMONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoHSLwOmNS8 <- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR BACKYARD TRAINING YARD, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES & A "FIGHTING PIT" STYLE DOTHRAKI ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER ELIO & LINDA USING GOOGLE HANGOUTS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION/SOCIAL DEPRIVATION FORUM (/got/) & PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH LEMONCAKES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY IRON ISLAND SALTWATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE SOURLEAF KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOLKBOY & LADY GUINVERE HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE CHILDREN OF THE FOREST=ALIENS & THE SWORD OF THE MORNING IS HIDDEN IN MEEREEN
DUDE SWEETROBIN IS THE NEW BLOODRAVEN LMAO
DUDE ANCIENT CAVERNS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH NUCLEAR FALLOUT & COVERED IN WILDFIRE & TAKING PLACE IN GRRM'S SCI-FI UNIVERSE ASIMOV STYLE
>"ASHAYA FROM HISTORY WESTEROS PODCAST JUST END IT ALL! I THINK YOU'RE A WORTHLESS YOUTUBER & I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON /R/ASOIAF SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK WHEN YOU BITCH ABOUT ME USING FAN ART IN MY VIDS & REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"ASHAYA "SNITCHES GET STICHES" "JUST" TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT! YOUR YOUTUBE CAREER IS OVER. AZIZ & SEAN BARELY HAD YOU ON THE PODCAST THIS YEAR BECAUSE YOU'RE A TOXIC CUNT WHO STARTS SHIT WITH MORE POPULAR YOUTUBERS LIKE ME. IT'S TIME FOR THE VALYRIAN STEEL DAGGER RETIREMENT PLAN"
-Preston Jacobs, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING PRESTON JACOBS NAKED IN A WEIRWOOD TREE WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WEIRWOOD PASTE TRIPPING
- Brought to you by The Dornish Brotherhood Without Banners©
"GILBERT KING!"
>>69344031
>autism
>>69344069
CLEGANNIS FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69343477
>Promise me, Ned, ya stupid sumbitch.
>>69344069
S06 SAVED
>>69344108
What other role is there for the savior of mankind and the spawn of the usurped king once the war is over?
Promise me, Ned
>>69343431
not if shes half as annoying as she is in reign
FUCKING REEEEEEI WAS GLAD SHE GOT RAPED
>>69344147
>Literally no one would have accepted Lyanna as Rhaegar's second wife.
Hadn't Targs been polygamous for decades/centuries?
>>69344194
every single one.
>>69344104
mfw her interracial gangbang scenes
>>69344189
who is this luscious succubious?
>>69344194
Arya Stark. Her story is boring and has no major effects on Westeros.
>>69344189
w-who?
>>69343346
Did ned pee on her?
>>69344189
more
>>69344194
Who is Brienne
could anybody provide the link with the season 6 story leak?
Reminder that showplebs are not welcome here
>>69344230
Nigga she's one of the most enjoyable characters in the books
>>69344194
Arya or Samwell Tarly
>>69344223
FUCK OFF KEKPOSTERS
>>69343346
Perfect.
>>69344212
The last time a Targ had multiple wives was like 200 years before Robert's rebellion.
>>69344108
This. He should become pic related after ending the long night
>>69344031
He's right though, you autists have been posting like crazy ever since it aired
>>69344246
w e w
e
w
>>69344246
Her and Bran chapters suck, senpai.
>>69344031
>posting your shit pasta in multiple threads
>calling other people no lifes
That's called projection anon, you should stop before you look even stupider.
I looked for you on the flight plan
>>69344093
I saw it as both. He's patronizing him, basically saying good luck in the afterlife. But he's a practical sensible man, he's Rhaegar's best friend, so he's likely heard an earful of prophecy about the War for the Dawn and all. So he's also mocking Ned should Ned win. For not only is that war looming, but also further endless political dynastic wars too. Like, you're fucked if you kill me, you're fucked if I kill you
>>69344284
he's right tho
>>69344188become a dream of spring
we don't know how things are gonna be when the war is over, if it makes sense for him to become king then yeah sure, but now it doesn't
>>69344258
Sounds like it's time to bring it back in vogue desu.
>>69343996
> If the fat fucker hadn't rested on his laurels and not written anything for 6 years it wouldn't have been such a problem.
I have a theory: Gurm has mostly finished the remaining books, but he's holding off publication, because he wants the show to retain an element of "mystery" (or whatever the correct term is), so people won't have the plot spoiled. And the book plot won't be spoiled, as the readers won't know what part the show changed or not.
>>69344299
We weren't there. Woe to the masketta man if we had been.
>>69344034
But Shakespeare's dick joke were funny
>>69344291
>more stupid
>>69344246
Yeah well I don't enjoy watching/reading about characters whose actions don't have any big effects on Westeros.
Tywin, Robb, Stannis etc are fun because they are important people and have done big things in the books and the show. Arya has done nothing important.
>>69344299
we werent alone
>>69344317
>being a jonautist
you haven't killed yourself yet
>>69344299
AND HARRENHAL
I SUPPOSHE
THATSH OF THE TABLE ASH WELL
>>69344324
That's a pretty dumb theory considering there'd still be one more book to write and the existence of the five books did nothing to diminish the show's popularity.
>>69344315
Normies will all be thinking Dany is still in line for the throne till he sticks his sword in her.
>>69344324
You give him far greater credit than he deserves.
>>69344299
Our planes do not crash easily.
>>69344324
I've got a theory as well: GRRM is old and fat isn't writing at all and D&D will ghostwrite the books making it up as the go along.
>>69344031
>>69344060
>>69344155
>>69344291
It was a great scene, you pathetic autists need to learn the art of enjoyment.
>>69343477
>Fighting for Cersei.
>Defeats the the High Sparrow.
>Suddenly drops a Stunner on Cersei and Jamie.
> Slams two flagons of ale together to the roar of the crowd.
>>69344067
They did but removed them just before the fight
>>69344358
Why would he? Jon is alive, Jon is Azor, Jon is King, Jon is simply the best
>>69343795
black sails brev?
>>69344379
It was a good scene but not above criticism. Grow up you D&D boot licker
>>69344336
The quality of the dick jokes hadn't been mentioned. Simply that they were dick jokes and therefore bad.
>>69344324
>delusion
>>69344379
I didn't say anything about the scene, I called you a pasta spewing basement dweller.
Glad you have no rebuttal for that though :^)
>>69344388
>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jon is only interesting because D&D gave him Stannis storylines. Hows that feel autist?
>>69344199
when was she raped that sounds hot
>>69344324
>this pathetic desperation
Just accept it, mate. He has barely written a thing in half a decade. I don't know how he sleeps at night. It would destroy me knowing my magnum opus was going to be completed by someone else.
GEE DAYNE, HOW YOUR MOM LETS YOU WIELD 2 LONGSWORDS?
>>69344434
Feels good :)
>>69344438
>completed
Whatever D&D do, it has no bearing on the real story.
>>69343550
my bro. i remember when i first started adelaide kane posting on /got/
got a ban :^(
pos janitors
I AM THE GAME OF THRONES
>>69344443
She doesn't know.
She's gonnaBIGGUY
>>69344194
who is Tyrion Lannister?
>>69344108
>>69344188
>>69344259
The Long Night should be, idk, long. Even in his 50s Jon should still be a warrior. The next battle bringing him no closer to victory. A solitary figure traversing the frozen dead world, fighting all manner of ice spiders and wights and others, with the Tarly Valyrian style greatsword over his back, Longclaw and Oathkeeper at either hip and obsidian daggers and obsidian tipped arrows. Jon Snow is the Last Hero, just waiting to die, wandering from one fight to the next.
>mfw Ramsay flays Stannis' corpse
>>69344453
I'm sure it does autist :)
>>69344435
i dunno, some based protestant broke into the castle and he raped the fuck out of her, it was 10/10 because shes a retard
This promise me Ned spam is truly comedic gold
Please post more hilarity for us to enjoy
>>69344428
Next time I pass someone in the street collecting for an autism charity I shall give generously and hope the cash finds its way to you.
>>69344460
Nope. It's the road George was gonna travel. Might just have a few detours on the way.
Destination vs Journey
>>69343346
Perfection
>>69344324
He admitted all the TWoW chapters he's released are cut content from FfC/DwD.
He's done absolutely nothing.
>>69343508
He's gonna be the reason the mad king went mad, book it
>>69344487
>the corpse of someone thats been dead for about a year
>>69344299
>>69344327
>>69344372
“Ser Juan is a good man and true,” said Ser Smee.
“But not of the CIA,” Ser Maimen pointed out. “The CIA does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Bill. He donned his belt.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Maimen.
Bane’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow guns in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Bill Wilson, the Agent of the Morning. He unsheathed Loyalty and held it with both hands. The pistol was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Bane said with sadness in his voice. “Now for you.”
>>69344443
>if I hadn't missed the COME I would've gotten quints
>>69344523I just wanted to post Stoya
>>69344495
i dont remember that. i guess they ended up doing more than one season
>>69344434
Just a reminder
>Jon counsels Stannis to march through the mountains, win the mountain clans to his side, then emerge to attack Deepwood Motte and defeat the Ironmen to rouse the north to his side. Stannis agrees that it is a plan likely to succeed
>quick glimpse at Bastardbowl reveals not 2, not 4, but 6 and possibly 8 burning crosses on the field before Winterfell
Who you got on them crosses? According to the various leaks, potential candidates are;
>Roose
>Fat Walda and Lil Roose
>Stannis
>Rickon + Shaggydogs head
>Osha
>Lyanna Mormont
>>69344499
>It's the road George was gonna travel
oh my sweet summer child. Its not even the same road at this point.
How many more episodes until he gets murked by Jon?
>>69344535
James Deen is one lucky mofo
>>69344543
Ramsay btfo the Ironmen in DM already in the show.
>>69344543
And all those things except the mountain clans has already happened differently. Deepwood Motte has already been taken back.
>>69343455
lol 'ayo ned promise me dis shit here'.
>>69344479
FUND IT! I hope GRRM reads your post
>>69344497
Promise me, Fred
>>69344536
yeah it's like season 2, shes okay season 1.
but season 2... she becomes full retard.
i only finished watching the shit show because i invested time into it. do not recommend
>when his mother catherine starts getting freaky deeky.
oh boy
>>69344563
He won't. Sansa will admit her love for him.
>>69343281
no more Ollistair memes?
>You want your sister back, but you need the bad pussy
What did he mean by this?
>>69343817
It's also probably true, I'd imagine.
IT'S PAYNE!
>>69343927
>He IS big
>>69344657
>Lyanna actually is Jon's mom, but the father is Arthur "the bull" Dayne, not Rycuck Targaryen
what a tweet
>>69343957
The fucking Legend easily
>>69343281
Promise me Ned
are we all in the same boat?
almost aggressive hatred towards scenes in each episode but we're in too deep to stop?
>>69344556
Keep telling yourself that.
He gave them something to follow.
>>69344657
Jesus he's handsome as fuck.
n-no homo
>>69343331
has she done anal yet?
>>69344563
I expect him to go right through until close to end, threatening for the throne. Arya will be the one to kill him.
Any chance the next thread could be in rememberance of the night's watch cook?
>>69344595
Jesus Christ, Velma is not supposed to be hotter than Daphne.
Did they cast Randyll Tarly?
>>69344749
dat obedient slave-short jewdeochristian hair :DD
>>69343281
Any of you fans got any dank cleganebowl memes?
>>69344694
For you
>>69344749
I wonder how good he is at dual wielding if you know what I mean ;)
>Promise me, LED.
>>69344721
You forgot the memes, we are in for those too
>>69344730
A false route that hes probably changed a hundred times by now. What idiot actually thinks GRRM ISNT going to change the story by the time it comes out or even if it does.
If the Ned and his men weren't gonna fight honourably anway, why didn't they just brink crossbows and gun Dayne down?
>>69344795
promise me, ned. Keep jonatuist safe
>Tfw the season finale leaks are true.
>Tfw Ramsay shoots and kills Rickon.
>Tfw Starks go extinct this season.
>Tfw Sansa is pregnant with Ramsay's child.
>Tfw Boltons will rule the North forever.
>>69344829
Fuck off I just spilled tea everywhere. Fucking cunt making me laugh at that stupid shit.
>>69344839
Because honor is fine until you start losing.
>>69344839
They are armored. Why are you expecting logic from Dabid anyway?
>>69344843
Only Rickon being killed by Ramsay is true. But Ramsay is a tactical mastermind that defeats Jon before being routed by deus ex Vale knights
>>69344855
it's an S4 era maymay friend
>>69344863
that looks like a weird christian bale
>>69343331
Who
>>69344843
>implying
Sansa could just make herself Queen of the North, legitimize Jon and have him be king so Ramsay's child will never be heir..
I do wonder, though a trueborn goes before a legitimized bastard, if the bastard is a male and the trueborn female, who's ahead in inheritance?
>>69344833
Even if he does finish, which I doubt he does, at this point he'd only be changing in a desperate attempt to be different. It wouldn't be what he initially planned. There's no way he estimated to be such a lazy failure.
Why is Inuyasha riding a horse?
>>69344939
Jon is a Targaryen though.
>>69344843
>>Tfw Sansa is pregnant with Ramsay's child.
yfw Jon raises the child as his own
>Promise me, Jon
>>69343337
>>69343908
Joking aside, lads. Alliser Thorne went out like an absolute boss with no regrets.
>>69344952
Or he just really didn't know the direction he was going to go. Nothing wrong with changing it seeing how its the superior form of the story. The show is a cliffs notes version of the real thing. And now its not even the same story anymore.
>>69343787
>implying
Why did the thread die?
>>69344967
He's not gonna find that out anytime soon, in the meantime he's seen as Ned's bastard, so that's how he'll be legitimized.
He'll kneel and rise as Jon Stark at the foot of his half sister instead of Stannis "kinslayer" Baratheon
>>69345001
He just wanted to make Westeros great again with a giant wall to keep people out.
>>69345045
wildlings
>>69345001
Would have been far more interesting if he let Allister bend the knee and execute everyone else that was there at the mutiny
>>69344942
jesus...
>>69345011
Just stop. The show is now the story. If he couldn't even complete a work off his cliff notes in this time why should precedence be given to his version?
>>69345019
>implying
it seems the show is going the predictable route, kinda sucks
you think they'll just cater to the normies and do everything as people have predicted or they'll actually make it interesting?
>the majority of people who watch this show actually think the Iron Throne, that the Throne will exist a the end of the show, and that the politics of whoever sits on it will in any way matter.
>>69345045
you started posting
>>69345114
Give it up showpleb. The show is not the story. Its a tiny version of the real story.
>>69345130
David and Dan are incapable of writing an unconventional story. Jon will marry Dany and they will rule together while Tyrion will be the hand.
>>69344324 #
My theory is that GRRM has been asked to not release the books until the TV series ends. The book will have its original gritty bittersweet ending and the show will have a more standard epic fantasy ending. They don't want to hear people bitching about deviations from the book anymore.
>>69345187
lame
Why am I here
>>69345178
go to /lit/ and keep getting laughed at you raging autist
>>69345214
i have no idea, reddit
>>69343455
iris
iris pls
iris luv me
(wait i can run fast?)
>>69345178
I'm a book and show pleb. I enjoyed the books even if the prose was very weak. But they're not going to be finished. I have no choice but to defer my attention and the true structure of the story to the series. At least it will be completed.
>>69345217
Nah Id rather stay here and laugh at you showpleb
>>69345235
this tbh
>>69343958
>condescendingly explain a very simple concept to a woman
>immediately condescendingly explains what a rhetorical question is
Mother of Dragons...
>>69345235
>if the prose was very weak.
>very weak
Even if the books are never finished, they still tell a more complete story than the fanfiction that is the show. At least the characters make sense still.
>>69345273
>someone actually made this
>someone actually posted this
>>69345323
dumb bookfag
>>69345273
>cherry picking out of context lines
wew I knew showplebs were desperate but wow
>>69345336
>>69345336
>>69345336
>>69345336
NEW THREAD
>>69345315
The only truly nonsensical thing I can think of which the show has done has been everything concerning post Oberyn Dorne.
>>69345273
>The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another.
kek I forgot about that one.
>>69344004
Generally they have specific Preston-shilling threads (where it's the haters that get downvoted), but hate on him in other threads.
>>69345273
he's just a fat neckbeard.
probably dies to thrombosis or some random cardiovascular disease before he could finish the next book.
what did you expect?
>>69344749
gayhe has a god tier voice though
>>69344548
Osha, Rickon, Fletcher (Manderly OC), Boyce (Northern lord OC), maybe Smalljon if he turns out to be a Stark loyalist. Basically everybody who could make the battle for Winterfell more nuanced and interesting, Ramsay is gonna bowl over them because the final battle needs to be Jon vs Dark Jon 1-on-1 flat stage no assists.
Mild spoilers
>Rickon is tortured badly
>Osha gangraped off screen and mutilated
>Shaggy dead
>Ramsay kills..
Ghost by knife to throat
Wun Wun by jumping on him and cutting his eyes out
Hurts Jon badly
Is backstabbed by one of his own men who later dies
(Also kills several other's)
>>69345273
>/lit/
A bunch of faux-intellectual cuckolds, in my experience.
So my buddy thinks that Meera is Jon's twin sister because Eddard and Howland Reed find that Eddard's sister gave birth to twins and each decided to harbour one as their own in order to protect them from Robert.
Is this true?
>>69344749
posting it in every thread like that, beginning to looks like yes homo
>>69344942
So whats the implication here? That ToJ is a shaggydog story? shaggydog is a shaggydog story? Is the whole story a shaggydog story?
>>69345782
Show Rickon is a shaggydog story. His wolf is named shaggydog
>>69345273
All those lines are about something crude and disgusting (like Dany having explosive diarrhea) or about sexual acts. There's no way to write scenes about such things in a manner that people wont find cheesy or silly.
>>69345857
[s]Balls[/s]
>>69345273
>-/lit/
well, that invalidates that
Promise me, grenn
>>69344246
She's not.
>>69344749
liiiitle bit homo
