I met Tim Allen 9 days ago in Las Vegas. I had 30 second conversation with him. Ask me anything.
>>69318805
Where in Vegas?
>>69318805
what is your name?
what is your quest?
what is your favorite color?
>>69318805
Did you guys bump a few rails?
>>69318805
Did he fuck Jill Taylor in real life? 30 seconds probably wasn't enough to broach this subject, but it could have been.
>>69318832
At the Wynn hotel. He was there for a wedding.
>>69318848
For you
>>69318879
I wish. I'm sure he had a large amount on him.
>>69318961
No but he said Al cucked him irl.
>>69318805
Did he look as shitty as the OP irl?
>>69319038
He looked pretty old. But I would say he looked better. His wife was pretty milfy though.
What did you talk about?
>>69318961
Huh, who would have thought? I would have figured Wilson
How much coke did he buy off you?
>>69319109
We were at the same wedding together. I saw him at the dessert buffet. I said hi and asked who he knew. He was best friends with the groom's father.
>>69319095
Good for him.
>>69318995
my coworker was at that wedding.
>>69319164
A pound and a half
>>69319164
I already did the obligatory Tim Allen coke reference. See above
>>69318805
What is your wife's son's name?
>>69319207
What was for dessert?
>>69319231
I was on the bride's side
>>69319284
It was a buffet you illiterate
>>69319300
So was she!
Why do you think anyone cares?
>>69319284
Forgot I was fucking wasted. Lots of chocolate.
>>69319300
pretty sure he was too.... I forget the names of the people getting married. and in fact have never met them.
I hear it was a pretty good time.
>>69319356
Because we are egging him on.
Is he and Tom Hanks friends IRL?
>>69319326
How does she know the bride?
>>69319283
Jamarquious russel.
>>69319322
And what was on the fucking buffet, you inbred mother fucker. Are we talking chocolate covered pretzels, sorbet, cake, Willy mother fucking Wonka shit or angel food cake and sliced apples.
>>69319359
Thanks! I imagine there was quite the amount of beverage flowing.
>>69318805
How did the conversation go?
I'm looking for verbatim.
>>69319326
>>69319423
fuck off your not me.
>>69319383
But he said he knew the grooms dad ...
>>69319440
Control yourself, faggot. Mom didn't make you dessert tonight?
>>69319466
You got me, Tim here.
AMA /tv/
>>69319423
Didn't he used to QB for Oakland?
>>69319605
Nice. Prove it: what time is it, Tim?
>>69319714
party time.
>>69319791
You win.
>>69319791
Is that Magnum P.I.
>>69319440
Don't try to save yourself now, especially with that weak ass comeback. You fucked up you fat asshole.
Did he snitch on you or something like that?
>>69319872
No, you fucked up but worse your mother fucked up by swallowing your unknown father's load that led to your birth.
>>69319536
Fuck off newfag. I own this shit. Now piss off. you are pathetic and you need to royally fuck off.
>>69320244
Is this funny? Is this guy really trying?
>>69320244
>I own this shit
>newfag
Lol
>>69320639
You're a funny guy. Not even trying brah. Don't have to and I still win.
>>69320758
>lol
LOL
>>69318805
What did he smell like? Seriously I wanna know
>>69320244
Somebody skipped biology 101
>>69320798
But you ran away
did he dance?
did he at all participate in the wedding or the reception?
God now I want a bump
I was about to get clean too. thanks OP
OP what the fug answer my questions
