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58th Annual Logies live thread
Come and watch irrelevant "celebrities" pander to even more irrelevant "Australians" for an EVEN MORE irrelevant "award"
I'm in m8
Something about Logies threads are comfy as fuck. Just one night of talking shit on everything.
Who was the bro who spammed Sam Armytage pics a couple of years ago?
>>69238436
>Golden logie goes to
>Reality TV FOTM host
I hate the australian tv industry
>>69238436
Delta Goodrem is liking fine as fuck.
>>69238436
Is Karl Stefanovic gonna get hammered drunk again?
It's going to Waleed mate.
I know /tv/ hates him but he's surprisingly the most reasonable one on that garbage project show, considering he's a mooslim
>>69238436
The only good part of the logies is when Karl and Lisa have to host the Today Show the next morning with no sleep and still drunk as fuck
American here, why can't Ausfailians be nuked already?
Nothing of value would be lost.
>>69238544
Meme Lee Chin will win.
What age will Lisa Wilkinson stop looking hot?
Like she's clearly old but I still would
>>69238436
Everyone in the Australian film/tv industry either sounds full Croc Dundee, or basically super mild American these days, it's fucking bizarre.
What fucking aussie TV/film is even worth watching since Mad Max has been out and Danger 5 is basically done.
I saw this movie called The Little Death last year that was really good. But other than that you're completely right
>>69238550
Australian here. You're 100% correct
So ignore how shit you find any. Which is least shit?
>The Voice
>The Block
>My Kitchen Rules
>Master chef
>>69238436
Logie means coughed up phlegm in American
>>69238634
Masterchef is literally the only answer and that's coming from someone who doesn't even like it
Is the Katering Show nominated for anything? Otherwise pass
>>69238634
Master chef has the best waifus
>>69238634
Probably Masterchef but not enough drama for plebs to rant about.
>>69238634
Masterchef because it keeps all the bullshit drama to a minimum
How do I find a job in this godforsaken place?
22 year old NEET and thinking about killing myself soon desu
Who /goldlogie/ here?
>dat Pia Miller
MAH DICK she is a 10/10 milf.
>>69238634
Masterchef is literally how all reality TV should be
Minimum forced drama, contestants who aren't cunts and judges who are total bros
have you guys seen that Kiss bang love thing?
Holy fuck it is maximum degeneracy. We are so fucked. I hope society collapses soon
>>69238634
Masterchef obviously
Top banter
>>69238736
>22 year old NEET
Call me when you're 26 and still can't find a job anywhere
>the best part of the logies is before
Even Sonia knows it's shit
>>69238634
desu senpai MKR > Masterchef lately
but I'll be watching masterchef over the logies tonight
Based Karl blowing the fuck out of Channel 7.
>>69238824
Manu and especially Pete are two of the most boring judges I've ever seen
Pete is literally a robot
>>69238736
I have to relocate to get a job. Got the job offer, but need to find an affordable place to live quickly or they might give it to someone else.
Hope Centrelink can help with the relocation costs.
>>69238837
Went for a piss what did he say?
>>69238845
>not activating your almonds
anon I-...
>>69238859
He said "get fucked channel 7, you are shit lol"
>>69238859
He was interviewing Melissa Doyle and Mel Mclaughlin and said that anything to do with Channel 7 personalities tonight will be cut from the broadcast.
>>69238845
>He isn't on the paleo diet
>>69238656
Is that show any good?
>>69238852
What field and from where to where?
>conrad sewell
LITERAL WHO!?
>>69238909
Sunshine Coast.
Electrician.
>>69238922
Some fuckhead that needs a haircut.
Based Masterchef is starting bros
got a stream?
>logies
oh boy, I sure love seeing the whose who of literal WHO?
>>69238944
>They are STILL using Hot N Cold as intro music
What the fuck change it already
>>69238788
>Ten singles are matched with 15 potential partners. Most are strangers but some are acquaintances or former lovers. The couples skip awkward dates and instead try to kiss each other before deciding who to take on a romantic weekend holiday.
>>69238937
How the hell is there no jobs for electricians in any place?
Mmmm Delta delicious flat chest
That blondie host
MAH DIC
>>69238944
any qts this year?
last year had a lot to be quite frank my family and friends
>>69238956
https://www.9now.com.au/live/channel-9?edm=9nowsem&ocid=9nowsem
Requires sign up but it's high quality
>>69238985
glorious dfc
>>69238970
Because I currently live in a small country town where every industry was dependent on the now dead mining industry.
>>69238987
Gary is back so yes
>>69238993
Is there currently, or plans for, a 9now app for xbox, playstation, Apple tv, roku etc? Or only on pc?
>>69238993
cheers lad
Based Hughsey
>>69239023
>9
>money to pay for people to develop those apps
>>69239023
Yes they are making console apps
http://www.tvtonight.com.au/2016/01/9now-ready-for-live-streaming.html
60 Minutes blown the fuck out
>>69239055
The Plus7 console app needs serious updating. It's still only a catch up service. No love streaming on it.
Shark Tank come back tonight, keen 2bh
How's Carrie looking tonight? Is she showing off her tits again?
>>69239023
>>69239108
What that airs on these networks do you find desirable enough to stream in your own time?
Based Hughsey blowing the fuck out of Rolf Harris.
>>69238634
Shit, I'd probably have to actually have to watch them to have an opinion but I'd rather have someone rip my anus off of my body through my mouth.
You are trying to plan your mystery box when this guy comes up to you.
"Keep it simple"
What do?
Based lee lin
>>69239181
Find out what's in the box first
>>69239147
Just for the livestreaming of sport.
Sometimes my TV signal cuts out, and it's nice to be able to stream the TV channels on the internet.
Meme Lee Chin seriously needs to fuck off.
>>69239177
Masterchef is unironically inoffensive
The rest are absolute garbage however
>>69239142
Looking shit
who /gong/ here?
>>69239213
I'm surprised she's still alive, I saw her walking around in Kings Cross over 10 years ago and she looks like she had one foot in the grave
>>69239222
Utterly disappointing desu
>>69239232
No one cunt, go get fucked
What a block of shit
>>69239181
>toast
>egg
>baked beans
>mashed potato with peas, pepper and a bit of tomato sauce to make it fancy
The fucking BLOCK wins after lowest rated season in years
Channel 9 confirmed rigged
>>69239222
Who's booty is that in the background?
fuck off, masterchef deserved that
>>69239234
That's cause she was climbing back out m8
Who heading to Supanova this year to hangout with the CheezTV guys?
God I would destroy Megan Gale
>>69239269
>2 years straight of the block
>no new big brother
they can't keep getting away with it
>>69239213
What's the matter kid, don't wanna /ss/?
>Josh Thomas
Fuck off.
>>69239318
Big brother deserves to die after that last season
>>69239294
tbqf I'd only go to perv on teenage cosplayers and to spit on talent that requires money for pictures/sigs instead of a tip jar
>>69238528
kek'd
>josh thomas
so brave and stunning
Reminder to watch Today tomorrow
https://youtu.be/wrKk-zw9Sqs
>>69239337
it had its moments
>>69239337
Damn fucking shame really, I was thinking about applying for it too.I probably wouldn't get in but it'd be worth a try.
>>69239374
desu I don't remember anything from it. Good or bad
>>69239377
There were all those rumours of 7 picking it up but it'd have been even more family friendly than what we got on 9
>>69239377
I've always wondered what it'd be like to be on Big Brotherbut then I realise I warm up to people too slowly and i'd be voted off in the first week for being boring
Is Have You Been Paying Attention nominated for anything?
>>69239377
If you're not an ethnic or a faggot you wouldn't get on anyway
>>69239435
Best Entertainment Program.
>>69239435
hope so, great show
>>69239422
From what most contestants say, you're at the mercy of editing
its sad but family fued actually is the most entertaining show out of that bunch.
>>69239373
>DAE LE BASED GARL SDEFANOVIGG XDXD
>ADD ridden unfunny manlet wins
kys logies
>>69239462
I would have been happy with either it, Gruen or HYBPA winning
Just thank god the voice lost
>>69239272
some random slag
>>69239458
I'd have to be naked most of the time to edited favourably, like that Gold Coast whore from the last season
>tfw glory years of /bbau/ now just a distant memory
>>69239513
that's Holly Valance's sister you filthy heathen
>>69239573
That's not Olympia though.
>>69239560
feels bad, well at least we've got Based Masterchef to take its place. but instead of sluts we've got qts to bring home to mum, so I guess it's a good trade off
Would anyone here take part it regular Masterchef live threads?
We need to fill that BBAU void
>>69239625
oh your right its jesinta campbell
>>69239657
Good Game threads used to be really popular and active on Tuesday nights. What happened?
>>69239687
Good Game turned to absolutely shit
>>69239657
I'd partake in them when I can, which is most nights. I haven't seen any QTs yet, so I don't know how inspired I'd be to watch it.
>>69239687
Everyone that fingered Hex stopped posting
>>69239657
I'll partake in Masterchef Kids live threads
>>69239657
I would until all the qts are kicked out
I will be making Bachelor live threads later this year
Based Pete BTFO 60 Minutes
>>69239560
>no more Tully drama
>no more tahan waifu
>no more estelle gf
Utopia is really underrated. Too bad special snowflake Josh Thomas had to win.
Holy fuck that Peter Helliar burn
No Activity is fucking great
Based Micallef
Fuck yes Based Sean
God, this poomunity is dead as fuck
>these cringe people following based Sean and presenters with obvious chemistry and charisma
>>69239856
>>69239913
>mfw WalkGOD wins the gold logie
>>69239942
/nrlel/ pls
Australian tv is garbage, why the fuck would any self respecting person watch it?
The lady that just won was one of the femdom chicks in Legend Of The Seeker
>>69239942
WalkLORD is getting inducted into the HoF
>>69239969
QTs and bantz
>>69239998
Someone post the webms
>>69239942
>>69240003
walkshit is a failure and your obsession with him is sad
Home and Away sluts are hot as fuck.
>>69238677
Someone here has actually seen the Katering Show, nice.
McCartney or Mclennan?
>>69240086
I've seen the ads on ABC
It looks shit
>>69239969
SBS is fine.
>>69240124
If I had to watch anything on Australian TV it'd be that
I hate how the Aussie media is trying to copy the Americans with the epic drama period pieces. They can't even do it with dignity like the Brits, it all has to be so over the top and obnoxious...
>all these election ads already
>>69240086
Who tf hasn't seen the katering show? I want to hate fuck the fat blonde.
>>69240134
My uni hosts an annual IYATO competition. Always good for some cringe.
>>69240183
They had them made 3 weeks ago
>>69240086
McCartney. McLennan a shit
>>69240183
Get hyped lad, just saw the signs prop up today on all the poles
Who the fuck is Conrad Sewell?
Conrad WHOwell?
>>69240190
What do you do there? Just guess who will win?
>>69240183
>turnbull shilling french subs as if labor isn't going to back them anyway
this shit passes for music
Who saw Iron Maiden this week?
>>69240190
>>69240196
Fight.
But McCartney is way better, I bet she'd be in to more fucked up stuff
I suppose this guy is popular with the kids these days or something
Who is the Gary Ablett Jr of Australian television?
#goldenchin
that fat singer looks like chloe moretz
dat asian qt will win gold
Reno Rumble BTFO
>>69240220
>>69240221
Hive mind
who /LeeLin/ here?
Just checked the Masterchef contestants lads. There aren't any QTs on the show this year. They should show more of Miles' hapa daughter though, she is gorgeous.
Meme Lee Chin needs to fuck off.
Holy shit Essie Davies takes herself way too serious.
>>69240345
Lee Lin Chin a fucking best
>>69240225
The Australia China Youth Association gets 20 girls to stand around the soundshell on the lemon scented lawns, and like 5 or so guys step on stage, write on a whiteboard who their fave is, and then the two hosts read off a piece of paper with info about the guy. The girls have these little signs they hold up an they put them down to turn off their lights. People win dates. It works exactly the same as the show, pretty much, they even play the same songs. Pretty entertaining.
>>69240239
All my mates from Canberra. They said it was really good, good set list.
If eternity should fail
Speed of light
Children of the damned
Tears of a clown
Red and the black
The trooper
Powerslave
Death or glory
Book of souls
Hallowed be thy name
Fear of the dark
Iron maiden
Number of the beast
Blood brothers
Wasted years
Fuck off Eddie you cunt
>these forced bantz
IT'S TIME TO STOP
Why the fuck is Eddie making this about himself
>>69240345
not today snotty cam
>>69240388
Are they all Chinese guys that try out or betas? What's the success rate like? Are the girls cute?
Why doesn't based Keith get nominated?
>>69240389
Nice.
>>69240467
Forgot pic
Not that I needed it
AUSTRALIAN TV BTFO
>>69240460
girls are cute
guys seem relatively chad-y
I've seen it happen twice, there's usually some success.
I'm bummed Pia Miller didn't win.
She makes my dick moive.
>>69240483
Do you think he has the site radio tuned to Triple J?
No Activity is good and it is a shame literally nobody has seen it
>>69240521
this, she's damn fine
>>69240535
he seems like a Triple M sort of guy desu
>that terrible accent
Tim is shit.
>Tim Minchin
DUDE MAGIC SKY DADDYS AND PEDOPHILE PRIESTS LMAO
Snub mitchin
Aussie tv is worse than its ever been. Its so small and incestuous - its the same fucking people year after year.
>those dead lifeless empty fedoralord eyes
I wonder how he dulls the pain.
>>69240616
And it's just low risk/cost reality TV shows.
>>69240508
Interesting. Are they westernised Chinese girls or just like the ones on the show?
>>69240537
Sell me on it
>>69240642
>Low cost
Pretty sure Masterchef costs heaps, well it looks like it has production value
Plus I'd imagine I'm A Celeb has astronomical costs for insurance and literally renting a jungle
>>69240663
Banter: The Show
>he actually watches aussie tv
>he actually watches an award show for aussie tv
>>69240642
They don't really talk as I recall but I'd say westernised enough. Comm/Law types.
>>69240663
it's clever and different
Fuck off Julia Morris desu
BULLLSHIT
BULLSHIT
this is couch rage worthy
WALEED COME BACK TO MONASH
THE CHIEF EXAMINER FOR COUNTER TERRORISM AND POLITICAL VIOLENCE IS A SHIT CUNT YOU WERE WAY BETTER
I like Waleed
>>69239377
>tfw I applied for it and it got canned
>tfw had to go on hot seat instead
>memeslog
>>69240983
The coverage was literally perfect though
36 days consecutively travelling between cities over Christmas and the New Year is very impressive
I know you're here Obesitygoose you fat fuck
Show yourself you piece of human garbage
the living room? how in the fuck
>>69241020
It was great coverage, no doubt. The sport is just a giant meme, that's all I'm saying.
>>69241080
Have you seen it?
Literally worth it just for Miguel and Chris road trip bantz
>>69241080
miguel and hot or not
>>69241075
>and a pepsi max, please
did any of you meme loving fucks apply for Australian Survivor? must be about to start filming
who /hatefuck/ here?
fordgirl looks shit these days desu
>>69241199
A friend linked me to it but they wanted you to make a video of yourself, so like, nope.
Considering applying for the chase australia
WAIT DID QUEEN NONI DIE?
>>69241232
I'd like to go on The Chase, I get nearly all of the questions correct, but I'd think I'd banter Andrew too hard and thus my episode wouldn't be aired though.
>>69241288
No she's in the hall of fame
Did Noni die?
Why are these guys talking so quickly
>>69241214
Delta is a legit 10/10
Why are they trying to act like she is something special?
I can't even name one thing she is in.
Not gonna lie I also thought she died
But she's this year's hall of fame inductee
>>69241396
You have to be 18 to post here
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>>69241383
Shame she's fucking intolerable.
You're above this, Cate
>>69241415
Only old fossils like you would know who she is.
>>69241424
Nobody is above Noni m8
>>69241440
I'm 22
>>69241452
>22
Time for a retirement home, old man.
>>69241383
kys conbitch
>>69241416
How so?
What was that show she was on with Adam Hills on Hamish Blake they just showed?
Kek based Karl
>>69241511
Gordon Street Tonight. It was pretty good, but Adam knows the UK market is better so he just makes The Last Leg
>>69241606
He's definitely already on the piss
>>69241632
Oh shit I used to watch that.
Mainly want to see it because I really like both her and Hamish Blake and that clip looked pretty real
>>69241606
Probably feeling up that QT blonde co-host Sylvia Jeffreys he has.
BORING
Get this old bat off the stage.
GET ON WITH IT
Fucking finally.
That was all over the place, Nons.
Who was the other female hall of famer?
>>69241838
Ruth Cracknell.
>>69241851
Literally who?
>>69241876
Get out
>>69241876
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Cracknell
>>69241876
Mother and Son
Brother and Sister that want to fuck, am i rite?
piano on fire
Molly is llike an insane frog
she sings with too much vibrato, she sounds like a bleating goat
Molly pls ;___;
>>69242003
Id like to bleat her goat know what I'm saying?
>>69242047yesI also want to fuck her
>not showing thighs or cleavage
dropped
Innocent eyes was the first album I ever bought
Is Pia Miller the best MILF on TV?
>>69239002
qld?
charters towers
mt morgan
mt isa
gladstone (to an extent)...
am i right/close?
>>69239718
still a good meme
>Best FACTUAL program
>A show about bogans watching TV wins
Bravo
too soon for gobblebox
Fuck yes based Gogglebox rekking the favourites
>gogglebox
>TV let's play show
Anyone here watch Gogglebox?
I actually think it's surprisingly good. It's nice to see networks allow their own shows to be trashed
Pretty cute for an abo tbph
>this forced banter
Feel bad for her
its like hes looking down her dress
>>69242348
Craig is a banter king desu
>tfw no coon gf
>>69242408
She's always floating somewhere between THICC HIGHTEST and hambeast. It's frustrating.
That episode of Redfern now was pretty amazing
Cutest Abo I've ever seen tbqh, would gf
>>69242408
She doesn't have any kids. But when she does, they're going to have so much fun with those funbags.
Goddamn,
>>69242474
Dude isn't she like 40?
>>69242462
who is it? not watching atm
>>69242462
you should just go to the hookers mate you're delirious
>>69242415
>no gf at all, ever
;_;
>>69240535
>>69240565
i'm torn here. i want keith to be cool, but then again maybe he's accepted the fact triple j is shit nowadays and rolls with triple m for those classic hits
>>69242443
Ch7 is high test af desu
>>69242513
Didn't catch her name sorry
>>69242515
eh, I'll pass
>>69242534
>triple j
>cool
15 year old girl detected
>>69242544
My local 9 news is a high test qt goddess. where my Adelaide bros at?
>>69242580
host^*
>fitzy
JUST
Based Karl drunk as fuck.
well that bombed
>>69242534
>triple m
>same four songs on endless rotation
Pass
/nrl/ on logie watch
WOW Another Channel 9 show has won
BIG SURPRISE
Do you think by this point Fatty just goes to the Logies to get pissed with Karl afterwards?
>>69242739
It'd be the only reason to go desu
NRL Footy show got cucked by Erin
>>69242737
If it was truly rigged, The Voice wouldn't have lost to Family Feud
am i hearing knifes and forks on plates
>>69242737
9 News didn't actually get nominated
That makes it 10-8 in favour of NRL
Handsome, Muscular, Based, Intelligent /nrl/ wins again
who's the hot dude in the red dress
>>69242772
Agreed, they should bring back that bald fella in her place
>>69242580
If it's still the one from when I lived there, man she is frumpy not high-test. And they dress her like she's 50.
>>69242739
>ywn drink with Fatty and Karl
>>69242737
Don't be surprised when the awards are chosen by middle-aged gossip whores who still buy tv week.
>>69242813
Nah, she lost a bit of weight and got a proper stylist, she's great now. I think she dresses herself like that, she's pretty religious m8
>The winner is
>PARRAMATTA SHOOTINGS 7 news
>>69242816
Don't forget Joey m8
>Clapping about shooting
Wow.
>twisted ideology
islam on suicide watch
>>69242876
>mfw I know one of those people in that list
Well that's awkward
But fuck Joey, rather hang with Matty. His Footy Show days were GOAT
>avoiding mentioning Islam
wew lad
>anyone other than ABC winning for news coverage
ok pal
>>69242941
ABC is biased as fuck. They will never win.
They just need to give awards to news shows instead of a certain episode, otherwise it just gets depressing handing out awards for shootings and terrorist attacks
FUCK YEAH HUMPTY DUMPTY
Based Gemima.
who /littleted/ here?
>>69242964
>biased ABC meme
show evidence
every year i watch the logies theres a playschool anniversary
Bracing for SJW acceptance speech
>>69243080
Correct, anniversaries happen every year
>>69243091
nailed it, good call
>aboriginals like 2% of nation
>GIB US MORE REPRESENTATION
Abos BTFO by music
>>69243076
They fired their technology editor because he kept writing bad things about both sides of the NBN and the government didn't like it.
>>69243120
kek. not a good look at all, Nine. Literally assuming that only the white woman had something worth saying
How drunk is Karl right now?
>>69242799
He actually wants to talk about current footy, not "Remember 20 years ago when we were players..." or "Remember when we dressed up as women..."
I think he has a show on Fox. I used to watch the Sunday footy show since he kept the nonsense to a minimum. Yvonne tries, bless her little heart, but she can't rein in Freddie and Johns.
The producers probably regret not letting Julia do her dance before. They fucked up.
has waleed won the gold logie yet
I think these people get paid by Nine every time they say "live and dangerous"
That's what Nine used in their ads
>>69243274
20 minutes.
molly snub?
>ywn marry Hugh Sheridan
WHY LIVE
Those accents in The Secret River were fucking bad.
>>69242573
that's not what i said
you fucking faggot
Where are the Stormfront tears? Are they plentiful?
Lisa McCune must be rolling in her grave
>335 replies
>53 IPs
Kek, nice poomunity you have here
>the project
JUST
>>69243608
KEK
>>69243608
Incorrect use of meme
In this case it should go to 60 Minutes
>>69243631
i think it applies, doesn't the weekly and family feud rate higher
Based Sam Neill blowing the fuck out of teleprompters.
>>69243567
It's like a /who/ or /got/ thread lmao
>>69243129
Season 1 was so comfy to watch on Wednesdays after school.
>>69243719
any live thread
Johnathan LaPaglia playing a TV doctor is hilarious to me because dude is an actual doctor
Is Wentworth any good?
what was that
>>69243836
Yes. It's the best drama series right now.
>11:10
>still multiple categories, Jimmy Barnes and the gold logie to go
fuck me, what happened? I felt like there were more ads than usual but that isn't allowed
logie award winner jessica marais masturbating her pussy mmmmm
Tara Brown is pretty fucking cute.
>>69243996
She thought she could go to America and have a career. Lol. All she was getting was naked shit like this so she ran back home.
ABC slaughtering the merit categories
>>69243996
Where is this from?
>>69244140
I'm assuming Boardwalk Empire
>>69244083
not as bad as steph scully from neighbours quitting the show when she was close to 40 to try and get a job in hollywood only to not get any work and have to come back and star on neighbours again
>>69244140
>>69244158
Magic City.
>>69244140
Magic Shity
it was bad her mobster husband has a glass ceiling and watches her fuck other men
>>69244083
>tfw it took Sophie Monk 10+ year for her to realise all anybody wanted was to see her tits, and we missed the prime of her.
Still Seething tßh
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