?
Fight Club
>>69221518
BvS
>>69221518
>>69221518
Anything by Tarkovsky desu.
>>69221518
BvS
V for Vendetta
>>69221518
Knowing how contrarian /tv/ is, it's probably 2001
>>69221570
No one watches comic movies to look smart
>>69221518
Any Richard Kelly movie.
Any Kubrick or Malick or Nolan film.
All shit tier directions who can't get their visions from their asshole onto the screen without smearing the feces all over.
>>69221644
>No one watches comic movies to look smart
Tell that to DCucks
>>69221518
2001 obviously
>>69221677
Tell that to... Oh fuck it you know the rest
Synecdoche new york
watch men, but mostly because it sucked
>>69221518
pulp fiction
>>69221732
>he thought this was incoherent
The characters literally explain the artistic purpose of the film to the viewer. You'd have to be retarded to get confused by this movie.
>>69221518
all kino
>>69221518
Tree of Life
>>69221567
Fight Club isn't an incoherent mess, it's shit but it's not incoherent.
Disney movies if you're over 14.
2001
gay niggers from space
>>69221602
Solaris was pretty good though, i don't understand the intense praise Stalker gets though, the opening scene where they sneak in was cool but that was about it
Code of Honor
>>69221602
Dumb ghettoposter
Dark Knight Rises
What is anything by Terrence Malick.
>>69221602
>>69221903
Here's your reply
ANY FILM BEFORE THE 60'S
call of duty
Watchmen.
The comic is alright, the film has like two good scenes.
2001
>>69221518
Interstellar
>>69221977
cod is for 12 year old fags who think there cool but there really just idiots lol
>>69221838
A film can have an understandable message whilst still being incoherent.
The holy mountain
>>69222034
>fags who think there cool but there really just idiots
Sounds like you're talking about yourself.
>>69222017
>>69221796
>pulp fiction
>incoherent
Are you mentally disabled?
>>69221518
Cult movies
Donnie Darko, Reservoir Dogs, etc
>>69221653
Post top 5 directors
>>69222099
DUDE HOMOSEXUALITY LMAO
>>69222133
What?
>>69222158
Exactly
>>69222111
I literally just came here to post Donnie Darko
>The Witch
>It Follows
>>69222197
How is it follows incoherent? It's pretty simple and straightforward.
muholland drive
End of Evangelion
>>69221577
pls delet
>>69221518
Hail, Caesar
Cosmopolis
2001
>>69221518
metal gear solid
:^)
Apocalypse Now.
>>69222767
>meme
>>69222411
only correct answer ITT
>>69221732
fucking this
>>69221518
Donnie Darko
Fight Club
12 MonkeysCitizen Kane isn't an an incoherent mess, but 90% of the people who watched it only did it to look smart
>>69223226
>Citizen Kane
I watched it but I never brag about it
>>69223063
You're just fucking dumb m89
Watchmen
Both the flick and the comic bo... sorry, "visual novel" were shit.
This thread seems to be proving that /tv/ doesn't know what "incoherent" means.
>no time for reading, faggot, gotta shitpost
>>69221577
>>69222514
Seconded senpai
>>69221518
The Witch
Where the Wild Things Are
>>69221518
2001
Private Teacher
A Clockwork Orange.
>>69221577
The trick is not minding that it's shit
>>69222133
nigga the movie was about accepting death not faggotry
>>69221518
Fight Club
Inception.
>>69221872
>Tree of Life
Just came into the thread to make sure this had been posted.
>>69221518
What is Tree of Life?
>>69222411
>>69222934
Kill yourselves, plebs.
>>69225687
near 80 replies and this faggot is the only one who knows how to do this. Shame on you, /tv/
Magnolia
>>69221716
Everyone knows that Christian movies are garbage.
>>69221567
>>69221570
Both of these are straight forward so shut the fuck up with your meme opinion
>>69224965
Underrated post
>>69221872
>>69225065
>>69225687
>these plebs browse the same board as me
Disgusting
![primer-movie-poster-2004-1020241222[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WIcDUOa.jpg "primer-movie-poster-2004-1020241222[1].jpg")
This piece of shit
>>69221796
One aspect of Pulp Fiction that is really good is how it's non linear and original in its premise and delivery, and yet very accessible. It's not in the slightest bit incoherent, and nobody watches it to seem smart because it's not a difficult movie to enjoy. People may think they're smart for enjoying it because it's slightly more artful than most modern popular films, but that's not the same thing.
>>69226006
No less garbage than jew movies, generally.
>>69226085
>muh fragmented visuals
>muh unoriginal archetypal narrative
>muh parallelism to ancient myth and fables
>muh whispering voice overs
10/10 MOTD XD
An entire generation of film makers fit this bill:
David Fincher
Darren Aronofsky
Richard Linklater
The Wachowski Degenerates
And so on and so forth.
>>69226160
>breathtaking visuals
>compelling story
>a perfect examination of the human existence
10/10, movie of the decade.
expecting a filmmaker to avoid 2deep4u imagery and ideas when he's examining the nature of man is like expecting a geometry teacher to avoid talking about angles.
/thread
post good movie titles to show your a special smart snowflake/ thread
>>69222086
Came here to post this
>>69221577
MODS MODS MODS
>>69226449
>CGI dinosaurs displaying compassion
>Brad Pitt "acting"
>Incoherent clusterfuck, but yeah let's have a grown man meet his father from a certain period in his childhood on the beach even though he sure as hell has seen the man since
prove me wrong
>>69226610
This was legitimately good and Guy Pierce a cute
>>69226449
>ToL
>compelling story
>perfect examination of the human existence
If you are a shut in maybe.
Jesus, take Malick's dick out of your mouth for a second.
>>69221518
the collected filmography of david lynch
What is Eraserhead?
>>69226702
Huh... What is Dumb and Dumber?
>>69226825
Kill yourself
>>69221732
Definitely this
>>69221796
I knew someone would say this even though you're wrong
ITT: Plebs
Arthouse films. Foreign arthouse films.
>>69226702
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
>>69226915
ITT: You being a worthless shit stain
>>69226986
Says the contrarian talking shit about classics to pretend he's cultured.
This is the official pleb thread.
The Godfather
>>69224965
what was the movie even trying to say? It's a dream. big deal. It's just visual and music. Basically Nolan writes some pseudo intelligent movie with a slim story just to give Zimmer a canvas for a great soundtrack. Every single Nolan movie has a better soundtrack than story. Prestige is the only one where it is even because the story is actually complicated and good. (Julyan music though)
>>69221518
Primer
>>69226873
What does it mean then?
2001: A Space Odyssey
you know it's true
>>69227056
Tried watching it. Oh my god is that overrated. Absolutely no story. Well yes, lots of it, but too much filler and bad pacing. Any Kitano movie is better than that. Godfather is the first cinematic cirklejerk. It is the Shakespeare and Goethe of it. Everyone praises it, no one has seen it.
>>69221518
2001
>>69226702
Lord of the Rings
>>69221602
Don't you have star wars or bvs threads to post into, champ? :^)
![798[4].png](https://i.imgur.com/NFlnjKw.png "798[4].png")
what is 2001 a space odyssey
>>69226702
Keit-ai finds a way
>>69227433
>A weeb with a shit opinion
How shocking and unexpected.
Not a mess, but I Am Legend is really not as good as we all thought it was back in '07.
Chinatown
That movie was dreadfully stupid. The mystery wasn't engaging, the characters unlikable messes and the twist was terrible.
Wicker Man
>>69227546
What? I Am Legend is a good film. Not a flick or a kino, but a solid film. 7/10.
>>69226751
>people actually get this angry about another person's taste
Jesus Christ, why do people hate Malick and his followers so vilely? You don't like him? Fine. But it's clear he makes films with so much genuine love, it baffles me that people are so close-minded as to be unable to concede anything about his movies
>>69227875
"People hate what they don't understand"
- Momma Kent
Any films in the sci-fi or fantasy genres or films with supernatural or fictional elements.
>>69228790
This
The Matrix
>>69221518
Was it a real Jeopardy question?
>>69221999
Watchmen is almost straight kino from start to finish
It's easier to count the bad scenes than the good ones
>>69221518
>>69224894
kek
>>69228790
>sci-fi
>science fiction
>not having fictional elements
What falls into the category? I can only assume you're retarded and thinking that hard sci-fi isn't fiction.
>>69225982
>mfw when there are people who actually don't see this for the incoherent retarded train wreck that it is
>>69229003
No, dumbass
>>69221518
No Country for Old Men
>>69226702
Waynes World
>>69229128
New around here??
Any foreign language film or film from the 1900s-1950s.
Donnie Darko
The VVitch
Primer
>ctl+f
>no Black Swan
cum on step it up
>>69221577
The trick, William Potter, is not minding that this is bait.
>>69229267
>The VuhVitch
Anything that does this shit deserves to be pronounced like it's spelled.
>Dead Mow Five
>Fantfourstic
>Sesevenen
>>69221518
Magnolia
>>69223226
I watched it for a class and felt entirely more educated on the progression of cinematography techniques once the instructor explained it.
Batman v Superman
>>69229256
Yeah I watch Golden Swallow to sound smart
Birdman
they should read the book then watch the movie
>>69221518
>Scroll through thread
>Nobody is saying Inception
>>69221518
A Clockwork Orange
Ex Machina
>>69222672
Apocalypse Now is literal kino, if its incoherent to you then you have the attention span of my autistic 14 year old brother
>>69221518
What is Fight Club Alex?
>>69222481
Not incomprehensible, just too esoteric for it's own good.
The preceding TV series on the other hand was a fucking mess of tangled plotlines and unexplained concepts
>>69221518
Bird Man
>>69227144
*Ding*
>>69226702
TDKR?
>>69221518
Un chien andalou
>>69221518
Constantine
>>69222585
winner
>>69221620
kek who watches v for vendetta to look smart?
>>69221732
I've been waiting to use this meme
>>69226876
fuck off pleb
>>69221518
anything Kubrick
>>69222197
>It Follows
What?
>>69227144
What the fuuuuuuuuuck.
No, man. Just no.
>>69221763
Kek, you like to watch men
>>69226144
Way more garbage. At least jew movies have the capacity to sometimes be funny and entertaining, Christian movies don't even try and hide their agenda behind something watchable.
>>69229038
check 'em my dudes
>>69221644
2001 blows hard. How can anyone defend that movie?
>>69221796
This
>>69221567
Explain EXACTLY what you think was incoherent about Fight Club.
>>69221577
Confirmed for ultra cuck
let me guess you also skipped through the music score :^)
>no blade runner
STILL PATRICIAN
>>69221518
Any film. Watching films doesn't make one smart or give you any deeper understanding of anything. You are simply watching another person(s) vision, not creating your own. Therefore a waste of time, unless it is your end goal to create a work of your own.
Blue is the Warmest Color
How is this some tragic story about a girl coming of age story about a girl coming to terms with her sexuality? She has out of the closet friends who are perfectly comfortable, and it's pretty clear when she realizes that she prefers women over men. Every character in this was a piece of shit who are only slightly better than the pretentious fucks who think this french yurismut was at all profound.
>>69226835
>>69226945
>>69227215
>>69227487
>>69229151
>>69229936
It was actuallyThe X-Files. Good job nonetheless.
>>69230563
The plot is so straight forward it is summarized by the title.
>>69221518
>>69221518
anything by lars von trier
>>69221518
The DaVinci code.
>>69231182
See what I mean by contrarianism
>>69222111
>Reservoir Dogs
>incoherent
M8 what?
>>69227074
>Zimmer
>good
He's way too low-key and repetetive
>>69232762
This desu. All that film manages to show is how porn would look if professional actors did it. Otherwise it's just 3 hours of relationshit.
>>69221732
Is the third Destiny's Child in this?
>>69230622
The sex scene was high quality film
>>69221518
Dr. Strangelove
Literally capeshit-tier.
what is dr zhivago
>>69221518
Oh boy, what is mulholland drive for 500?
>>69229286
THats because it wasn't incoherent at all
>cum on man
>>69224823
I recognize that incestuous porno
>>69221732
I'm hella smart and I love this movie. I don't watch movies to "look smart" because I AM smart, everyone agrees with me.
This TBQH familia
>>69221577
Eat shit you colossal faggot.
>>69226702
of mice and men
>>69222197
*Clap* *clap* I can agree
>>69234331
OP said incoherent not meaningless with zero substance.
Under The Skin
Into the Wild
More SO NONMATERIALISTIC AND INDEPENDENT than smart but still.
Jodorowsky
David lynch
Watchmen
>>69221567
first post best post
Literally came into this thread to say this. The movie is inconsistent, unbelievable (even for suspension of disbelief standards) and most of all stupid. How anyone likes this movie is beyond my comprehension
>>69221518
What do I win?
>>69227049
>ToL
>classic
How old are you? It's Malick's worst. He attempted greatness but it ended up to be something unfinished.
Now go back to facebook and follow some hot opinions there
>>69227875
>m-muh taste
Saying 'I liked it' isn't the same same as calling something a masterpiece, you dumb fuck.
This board isn't your damn hugbox and it's 18+ so I suggest you leave.
>>69221518
Magnolia
The most fatuous pretentious garbage ever made.
>>69236858
only correct answer
>>69226825
>surrealism is inherently pretentious
Capeshit needs to burn
>>69221716
I unironically loved this movie as a comedy
>>69221518
Synecdoche new york and inception.
>>69236172
>Watchmen
>A film people watch to look smart
Get out more.
>>69227149
t. contrarian weaboo
I'm still angry that /tv/ tricked me into watching this
>>69226702
BvS
>>69240122
I didn't understand it but I liked it :)
>>69221796
Literally who watches Pulp Fiction to look smart?
>>69221518
Run Lola Run
>>69221614
It seems more to me like you say that because you don't like the movie, not because it's a film people watch to look smart, when it's really an incoherent mess.
>>69226695
It's supposed to be a mess, anon
anyone that says the tree of life is legit brain dead
>>69221518
>people watch films to look smart
Kek, you probably think flicks are artsy too, don't you
>>69221518
Plan 9 from outer space
>>69240122
Good first act or so, quickly turns to utter shit
>>69241677
anything PTA desu.
>>69221518
>>69243672
this
also Twin Peaks
>>69227074
>prestige
>complicated
Only if you're not paying attention. But you're right about the visuals, soundtrack, etc. He makes good cinematic experiences.
>>69243672
There's really not much that's incoherent about it.
>>69221570
It said "film," not "capeflick"
2001: A Space Odyssey
Thanks everyone, that was a recommendations thread in disguise
:^)
>>69221706
TELL THAT TA KANJIKLUB
>>69241677
>>69243597
>>69243672
>>69243692
Now this is turning this thread into some straight up disgusting pleb talk now.
Kill yourself, retards.
>>69244010
You might be having a laugh over this, but this may actually be a good way to do this around these mongoloids on here
honestly i'm so tired of seeing that lame criticism everywhere, it's like a fucking virus
>oh people only like x to seem smart, it's incoherent rambling rubbish, blah blah blah
>>69244476
meant for>>69244356
>>69221567
came to say this
>>69221570
it's a mess but it's an entertaining mess
>>69244476
I see your point. But Tree of Life really isn't a good movie.
>>69222197
lol how old are you? you must be brain dead to think either of those are 'incoherent' or even bad.
>>69223786
/thread
>>69226449
>movie of the decade.
No, that is Upstream Color.
Malick is too unfocused and meandering, a Hesiod to Carruth's Homer.
>>69245200
Now this is shitposting!
>>69221567
>film
Fight Club is kino m8
>>69237302
That is irony. You love this movie ironically as a comedy.
>highlighting the name of Kubrick to promote your movie
cuckold
>>69245144
yeah i agree tbqh
i did like the trumbull stuff though, i could watch that shit on loop all day
