Hot Pie Edition. When is he coming back?
>>69217469
>>69219976
First for Stannis
>>69219976
Sneak peak of Daenerys in season 8
Thesis: GRRM will _never_ finish A Song of Ice and Fire. He can't. And he doesn't want to. So he won't.
>Denial: next book will come sometime in the next few months. he's really working on it!!
>Anger: YOU FUCKING RETARD! THE BOOK IS ALMOST DONE!
>Bargaining: he will finish it... he promised it several times... he's not that old...
>Depression: i love asoiaf... i'm so sad, i really hoped that i will know the ending and the fate of my favorite characters
>Acceptance: it doesn't matter that he will not finish it. he told D&D how it will end and the series is actually pretty good!
how do no north families care about the starks anymore
why did they even go to war
The Targaryens will rise again
Fourth for patrician's choice waifu
>>69220025
What's her name again?
>>69220025
hodor?
>>69219976
All hail the queen in the North!
>>Uh, you literally don't have a source for this. The journey to the ending may be different but since day 1 D&D have stated, and so has George, that the show is going to have the same ending as the book roughly. Part of the deal for making the show was that D&D had to show some knowledge of the book to George and George had to tell them how the books ended so they could complete the show and remove characters that were cumbersome when needed.
Is this true
Hot Pie is the only character on the show who has a completed character arc. Outside of maybe Stannis (albeit poirly done)
>>69220072
>>69220054
Targs aren't even all that special, its just one family for christs sake. All over Essos there are people with silver hair and purple eyes still, Valyrians didnt simply get extinct.
>>69219976
Join the holy triple-dubs master race
>>69220033
>>69220033
>>69220033
>>69220034
I started reading this shit over 10 years ago and accepted the facts long ago
Its the showfags turned bookfags who read the books yesterday that shill for the fat man here
>>69220072
memer of neets
>>69220059
atleast she knows her place
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>>69219976
best boy #1coming through(tied with Tommen)
>>69220017
How are Mace and everyone from KL going to react to Meryn's death?
>>69220034
guys I'm sure that even if D&D die, the ASOIAF community will be able to piece together the ending from the show and collectively recreate the final book in the form of a glorified fan fiction. have you guys seen what the game modding community can do? I'm sure the fanbase can produce something just as incredible. If not, maybe benioff and weiss can help write the final book. I think one of them was an author
>>69219976
that kids looks straight out of the Slipknot - Duality music video
>>69220034
To be honest the last book was convoluted garbage anyway.
GRRM lost interested in the series 10 years ago. Sad but true.
>First for Brienne & Jamie baby.
Walls of Jericho, GRRM? Brought down by a trumpet? Really?
We need a formal list of all of the great knights. So far we have:
Ser Ten of House Goodmen
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Forty of House Armedmen(a cadet branch of House Goodmen)
Ser Fifty of House BestkillersontheIronIslands
Ser Bad of House Pussy
Ser Andnaohit of House Bayginz
Ser Naoh of House Witenz
Ser Fookin of House Haythens
Ser Huamah of House Fightan
Ser Funneh of House Hore
Ser King of House Indanorf
Ser Chaosh of House Isaladdah
Ser Iam of House Lordbolton
Ser For of House Thewatch
Ser God of House Titsandwine
Ser Andarranal of House Ashposethassoffshashebleashwell
Ser Youreagreedy of House Bitch
Ser Pleigh of House Wifferash
Ser Endhoo of House Aaryoo
Ser Ayam of House Thadrunnedgad AKA Ser Ayam of House Thasturm
Ser Fooking of House Legend
Ser Dark of House Star
>>69220167
i puked inside
>>69220072
breaker of chairs
>>69220072
Dessertys Fatgaryen, the *burp* of her name, the un*gulp*, Kaleesi of the 6th course, queen of the *belch* and rightful queen of the empty box of ice cream
Who /Highgarden/ here?
I don't want him to die.
Where is my CIA?
>>69220034
>The series is actually pretty good!
Maybe up until Season 3 but, past that it has some high moments but it's pretty shitty
>>69220141
He got robbed in a whorehouse.
Cersei will think that Mace is a true mastermind and foiled her cunning assassination plot.
I'm not the only one who misses Karsi, r-right?
pics of that guy's mom who said that meera reed looked like his young mom
>>69220189
>Ser Youreagreedy of House Bitch
>>69220250
milf
Who /20 good men/ here?
>>69220250
Ygritte - playfulness - qtness + womynpower.
>>69220072
I'd hit it with the power of a thousand sons, look at those fucking thighs and hips! FUCK.
>>69220087
Yes GRRM gave them all his notes and a rough explanation of how the story goes
Of course there will be difference since hes still making shit up but the main plot points will be the same, especially for the big characters
>>69220036
>>69220072
Daenaerys Stromboli, of the House Tartarsauce, First of her Weight, the Unburped, Queen of the Arby's, the Rally's, and of the Five Guy's. Queen of McDonald's, Khaloreesi of the Great Grease Sea, Breaker of Chairs and Mother of Burgers.
>it's a Dany centric episode
Just give her a fleet and send her on her way ffs
what the fuck is her fucking problem?
>>69220104
They can take some pretty hot baths though bro idunno
>>69220036
>Implying Manderly isn't planning the RW 2
>Implying The North has forgotten
>>69220225
He's going to die when his lannister army guys inadvertantly trigger zombie mountain into defending the queen and he's going to get murked right in front of cersei while she screams and tries to get the mountain to stop
since he is an emotionless robot monster, he will only stop when "all of her enemies are dead". he'll go right back into just hanging out around her while cersei scoops up the brains of her last heir
who /cariceinhouse/ here?
>>69220329
you'd know if you had a gf
>>69220104
Yeah but most of them are mix blood at best or decedents of foot soldiers like in Volantis, since most of the noble houses of Valyria died after the Doom with few westerosi houses have some sort of connection with the noble houses of Valyria.
And the fatman said that the Targeryans were basically marring each other so they could control their Dragons so it seems that you have to have some connection with valyrian blood to tame a dragon.
>>69220250
Loved her, big brass balls was matronly and tough. Too bad the chitlin's shattered her.
>>69220189
Ser Knighty McKnightFace
>>69220250
>stronk independent woman: the wildling
objectively shit taste
>>69220102
>British genes
>>69220349
she's slowly starting to look like my highschool crush, FUCK
>>69220329
she knows that jon is her brother but can't tell anyone because it's secret
>>69220106
Fuck off you flaming faggot, no one cares about your thread
>>69220034
>Acceptance: it doesn't matter that he will not finish it. he told D&D how it will end and the series is actually pretty good!
seems like you looped right back to denial after accepting the books will never be finished
is this the most beautiful woman in the game of thrones community?
>>69220329
I know she is a jew, but other than that i don´t find other reason to not be considered attractive.
Can you explain me the hate?
>>69220329
she's probably brooding over her shitty death scene to come and can't believe D&D keep writing that garbage.
>>69220248
That would actually be interesting. A lot oh people think mace will take the role of Manderly and be the mastermind who plays the fool. It would be funny if he was still a dumbass but people think he's really Mace the Ace
>showfag theories
>>69220410
*fixed*
>>69220417
She's a woman, and she's not shown as frail weak and insane. That's why /tv/ seems to love cersei.
>>69220410
>most beautiful
no
>woman
debatable
>>69220361
Tyrion = third head of dragon confirmed
Stannis in books
>butthurt bald cuckold who is in denial over the fact that he can't rule and nobody likes him, gets manipulated by women and bastards and loses half a army in a blizzard
Stannis in the show
>badass action hero who leads the line and is so metal he burns his own blood all day erryday
>people still complain
>>69220410
>>69220436
lmao
>>69220432
like?
>>69220436
act
Does Dany know that Tyrion's brother killed her father, that his brother-in-law killed her brother, that his father's vassal killed her nephew/niece, etc?
>>69220436
Only if you are into BBWs
>>69220342
>Implying DABID will do this
>>69220436
>dat filename
>>69220102
LOL
IS THIS REAL
>>69220448
>hurr durr
Ygritte just got voted #1 in some poll.
Karsi is loved as well, so is Melly, so are a million other who aren't shown as frail weak insane either but also have, you know, they're not horribly unattractive.
>>69220072
Daeneris of house McDonald, first to serve, khalesee of the great cola sea, the unsated, mother of burgers and breaker of buffet chains
>>69220473
>Does Dany know anything
No. She's a young girl and not well versed in these matters.
>>69220239
The series peaked with season 4. It was when the arcs were good, the writing was sharp and everyone from nerds to normies watched it and talked about it.
Mountain vs. Viper was fantastic.
But now the series has overstayed their welcome and most viewers just want it to end, and don't understand why we need another "Khaleesi becomes queen of sand niggers" storyline and another "Sansa's detours" storyline.
Just give us the White Walkers and let it all end.
>>69220250
Are those...
...clams?
>>69220498
Ygritte= cock sock
Karsi= Mommy
Melly= Titty mommy/cock sock.
>>69220387
>get a role in a mega popular show playing a character with 100% guarantee to make it to the end
>"now I can get fat, refuse nudity scenes and demand higher pay"
Emilia is a better games of thrones player IRL than her show part
>>69220347
>implying D&D have an imagination
>>69220525
mussels
to show that she is a stronk womyn with musclesPOTTERY
>>69220342
You mean Manderlina, that old granny who said the north remembers, just before getting rekt by Ramsay?
>>69220153
Fatman hates fan fics. He said he never wanted anyone to finish his work. Even fans.
>>69220239
Season 4 was fine, I thought. Season 5 was where it really started to get shit up (sand snakes, quippy drunk dwarf, etc.)
>>69220102
BEADY
>>69220473
Yes to all of that. When they meet I season 5 Tyrion says he trusts his brother who she immediately identifies as the kingslayer. She would have to know who killed Rhaegar and everybody blames Tywin and his men for what happened to Rhegars family
>>69220525
No there mussels you uncultured swine.
>>69220498
Karsi's fate was sealed by her weakness for children, though. She just stood there frozen and got btfo. She's remembered well because she didn't stay long enough to become annoying
Melly is arguably crazy
How did we go from this...
>>69220534
>Karsi= Mommy
You mean that one guy's mommy.
>>69220329
>consider it your calling to bring the chosen one to the snow pixies
>risk your life doing so
>complain when you get there
>>69220473
Yes, She mentions it when they first meet.
>>69220250
>Val > Karsi
>>69220555
>implying he can stop me from writing my own ending
>>69220226
LIMA?
>>69220586
...to this?
>>69220586
to this
>>69220545
>>69220577
>Mussel is the common name used for members of several families of clams or bivalve molluscs, from saltwater and freshwater habitats.
>>69220473
Yes to all of that. She knows Jaime to be the kingslayer when Tyrion first mentions him
>>69220621
Thats what you get for casting britbongs
>>69220525
clams +1 armorclass.
(this might be a reference to the frozen shore people, in the books lead by The Walrus, some chieftain. Tormund describes them as weird folks).
Then again D&D didn't read the books so maybe they just didn't have anything to costume her so they took Arya's clams and made her an outfit with that.
>>69220621
she looks like my ex gf
>>69220621
she is still cute in the same way a fat pig can be cute
>>69220586
to THIS
B R A V O
D
&
D
>>69220567
It turned to shit once Tyrion grew a beard.
Honestly what's up with that. He looks terrible with it.
>>69220525
It's actually pretty legit. Lots of ancient cultures loved the shells of sea life and used them for decoration and/or adornment.
Think about that painting of venus being born from the clamshell.
>>69220196
How? Brienne would be a prize model in South Sea Islands.
>Would hit it.
>>69220250
the actress who plays her is on vinyl with olivia wildezhey rub zheyre poosy together
>>69220662
They shipped the clamshells from Croatia to Iceland?
>>69220034
someone post the pic collage showing his progress on ADWD
>>69220691
>reposting trash from the showfag subreddit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69220691
I always walk like that and I'm poor as fuck, this is bullshit.
>>69220283
1 good man, reporting in, sir.
>>69220621
Look at the arms, it always starts form there. As soon as you see those fatceps, it's all downhill from there.
>>69220715
A show about eastern european prostitutes?
>>69220743
>from the showfag subreddit
How would you know this?
What do you think is going to happen to Sansa?
All this suffering, for what?
Is she going to end up on the Iron Throne?
>>69220743
>knowing that's been on reddit
You're not any better, both of you should fuck right off
>>69220743
What the fuck is a subreddit? My cousin sent to saying how much the show is like kino
>>69220720
they might be as incompetent as resource management as they are in story writing.
>>69220743
r/asoiaf is good tbqh
>>69220809
>Not /r/Freefolk
Fucking kneeler
>>69220809
Then you should stay there
>>69220837
>/r/Freefolk
May as well just go to /got/, no need to stay on reddit at that point.
Hey remember season 1? When the show was actually fun?
>>69220758
naw, about an american record company
the origins of punk and hip hop
>>69220809
asoiaf is alright even if the theories are the same after a while
gameofthrones is trash tho, full of normies
the worst is freefolk, mix of normies and dumb reposters
>>69220743
How would you know?
>>69220809
>r/Asoiaf is good
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Place is cancer its more like r/gameofthrones 2.0
r/Freefolk all the way!!!
>>69220850
>le leddit is bad meme
>>69220858
Eh the Spanish spoiler lad posts the leaks there first
>>69220410
>>69220903
bring 'im on /got/, i'll call it in
Rebbit get out
https://youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800
>>69220859
>ywn plow Viserys' tight pink butthole
Why go on?
>>69220887
I don't know if it's bad, I've never been there, but it brings newfags to /got/ and it shits this place up
>>69220837
>not /r/Pureasioaf
That place is actually patrician as fuck and very in depth
>>69220809
No it's not it is a bunch of D&D cocksuckers who talk about the show more then the fucking books in a books forum.
>>69220647
hi straya
>>69220859
>>69220715
Webm?
>>69220882
This. /r/Asoiaf is fucking garbage on season especially. Redditcucks are fucking insufferable and fall for the dumbest actionbait crap from D&D. Hardhome is their favourite episode by a landslide for example.
What the fuck happened to Gendry? Did he drown or something? Do D&D even remember him?
Was he even real?
GoT is going to end soon and if my life hasn't picked up a little i might just kill myself
>>69220809
All the subreddits are trash, and so are you.
>Arguing about which reddit board is the best
>on /tv/
Can you not?
>>69220959
At least the redditors that come here stay on topic and seem to relish in posting asoiaf stuff that they'd love to post on their subreddits but fear of being judged by downvotes
the /pol/ migrants NEVER stay on topic and always seem to force /pol/ shit into conversations
>>69220966
Is that book only with no showfags?
Might actually go on rebbit for once
>>69220072
thicc
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>>69221015
who cares you fag, he's irrelevant at this point
just let this meme die
>>69220225
i do.
he's weak and useless. the worst king since raeghar
>>69221036
go back to your safe space m9
Whose survival do you root for the most right now?
I hope Davos makes it. Also Olenna Tyrell, she's based.
>>69221014
Same can be said for /got/
These generals are fuckin awful on season.
>>69221036
No Ep. 3 leaks yet??
C'mon faggots, you are faster than this
>>69221064
/got/ is my safespace
>>69221044
Yeah.
their motto is 'We do not Show.'
They literally ignore it. Many of them don't watch it at all even casually. It's kind of like Westeros.org if it were easy to use.
>>69221070
Melisandre
>>69220250
then the clams got her
fricking clams
>>69221014
>2016
>using cuck unironicallyMemeing aside, what did you not like about Hardhome?
>you will never be the cook at the sept, cumming in cersei's and margaery's food before they eat it
>>69221081
Spanish bro leaked it
>>69221081
It's in an older thread. Tbh looks like it's a bit of boring episode
>>69220936
their here now till s6 blows over. hence lack off memes, dull tier point the obvious out.
>>69221070
Theon. He's the Jessie of ASOIAF.
>>69221014
That's an easy tell for being a pleb is having Hardhome as your favorite ep. Best eps are by far in no particular order The Lion and the rose, Kissed by far, Baelor, Rains of Castamere
>>69221070
Davos
Reminder:
Stark, Hornwood, Mormont, and Wildlings vs. Boltons, Umbers, and Karstarks
>Roose bolton is on one of the flaming crosses
>Ramsay lets Rickon run to Jon, only to bow him down
>Wildlings get trapped between Boltons and wall of corpses and dead horses
>wunwun gets killed by Ramsay with an arrow to the eye
>Jon beats Ramsay to death
>also apparently Jon, Littlefinger, Sansa, and Ramsay hold a meeting
>>69221109
what happens?
>>69221036
>Guy casually mentioning niggers
>HOLY SHIT GO BACK TO /pol/
I've seen this thousands of times lately.
>>69221106
Not him but other than the actual Hardhome battle it was very mediocre. Also DUDE FUCK THENNS LMAO
why were the three weeks of /got/ just before season 6 premiered so fucking comfy?
>>69220102
The fuck?
>>69221070
Jaime, Melly, Victarion, Jon
Rest can burn
>>69221106
t. cuck
Why the fuck does /got/ have so much trouble with their generals?
>>69221145
>>69221014
They never shut the fuck up about how Stannis' arc was handled perfectly and not in anyway conteively rushed for Jon because hurrr the books will do the same.
Once git told by one of the cucks im miserable and have no life for pointing out DABID's shitty writting
>>69220690
>>69220586
>>69220621
>>69220622
we all know where she's headingto the bottom of devil's reef
>>69221060
He made a good puppet for Tywin, but now that he's dead and the only people around him left are a shitty old man, a mad scientist, his dumbass mother, and the mayor of the munchkins from The Wizard of Oz, he's useless (unless the Tyrells somehow get the upper hand and make him a Tyrell puppet.)
>>69221146
The Wall:
Melissandre ask what did he saw while he was dead. Jon says nothing. Meli says that Stannis might not be Azor Ahai after all but Jon. He think this is very weird and understand nothing. Davos is freaking out, and ask what happen.
Everybody goes to the yard, "you are a god, etc...".
Sam:
On the boat, Sam is about to puke, they need to go to Sam house because Old Town don't allow chicks. His father is an asshole, but mom and sis are good people.
TOJ:
The conversation we know already. Dayne fucks everybody and beat Ned, but Howland kill Arthur in the back. A woman is screaming; Bran somehow scream Dad. Ned turn around but sees nothing. And the 3xEyeCrow says: "We will go back here another time" <NdT: Motherfucker...>
Vaes Dorak
Apparently half chapter about telling that widows go there, the rules and so on, to Dae.
Meeren:
A woman with a sick child have info about the Harpy. Varis offers health and a ship full of silver if she tells something. Everybody is conspiring against Meeren (Yunkai and the rest). Grayworm said that the best is attack directly, leaving Meeren undefended even.
King's Landing:
Qyburn is just talking with the kid. Tells Cersei or Jaime that he just "tweak" the mountain a little bit to improve it. The children are the new little birds, they were good with Varis, and they are also good with Qyburn. Jaime says that the Mountain should go to the Baelor Sept to blast the High Sparrow head. The council is talking, Olena, Pircell, Kevan, the guy that sing in bravos, etc.... Kevan is the hand of the king. Cersei and the Mountain crash the council, and the conversation goes no where.
Tommen ask the HS to left Cersei come back to see Mircela, HS says no sinner allowed. And that she need to purge her sin before the seven.
so perfect.
>>69220754
To be rich means nothing, my Patrician friend.
>>69220909
my dumbfu <3
she should get more love
>Get in guys, we're conquering Westeros
>>69221145
>>Ramsay lets Rickon run to Jon, only to bow him down
AHHAHAHAHAAH please be true
fucking based ramsay
>>69221216
>>69221146
Arya:
Who are you? Nobody, x 200. ... and then Who WERE you? I was Arya Stark, who do you want to kill? Why didn't you kill the dog the hound? ; again with Jaquen Who are you? Nobody x200. Arya pass the test of the annoying god, got a bowl with magic water, and her eyesight come back.
Winterfell:
Why are you here Umber? Aren't you loyal to the Stark?.
I was, but Jon Snow have an army of wildling that are going to fuck my lands.
Kneel and I will help you
No
Wut??? How I'm going to trust you?
You will because I'm bringing you Osha and Rickon.
The Wall again:
Four hanging people, Bower Marsh, Harwick, Thorne, and Olly (yes!). Before hanging them, Jon talk a bit with them. Marsh: You should be dead!, Harwick: Please tell my family I died honorably. Thorne: I would do this again!. Olly: (says nothing). Cut the main rope, all four fall down, last frame is Olly dying. Jon give the Lord Commander cape to Ed. Ed ask "what should I do with his?" Jon: "Whatever you want, because my watch has ended".
THE END.
>>69221213
>based kevan useless
>pycelle, a known pro lannister useless
???
>>69221015
He's dead. Davos "saves" him buy setting him out on the open sea on a tiny boat with no navigation experience or supplies.
Why was Stannis glad Robb Stark was betrayed? I thought Stannis liked the Starks
>>69221227
>ywn feel the maggots growing inside her rotten cunt succle on your dick as you make love to her carcass
>>69221106
Jon and the Watch lost the obsidian by incompetance of leaving it unattended.
White Walker killed the thenn instantly but then decided to toy around with Jon because he's the MC. Why?
They had to introduce an entirely new character (Karsi) to explain why any wildlings whatsoever would join Jon's cause.
The action was weird. Tormund was killing wights like they were normal humans but we know from both book and show that wights ignore stabbings and even dismemberment; to properly kill one you must disable it by hacking it nigh to ribbons.
Why didnt' the Others simply freeze the water at the end? There was only about twenty meters in it. Fuck they could have commanded the wights to swim and they could have got jon and co; bye bye more humans.
Another question I had was whether Wun Wun could have stood up to one or more Walkers, but I guess it makes sense that Wun Wun would focus on crowd control and then not want to fight significantly greater numbers at the end.
Other reasons but I'd have to watch it again to fully nitpick.
>>69221070
Ramsay.
Unironically he is the best villain. Would be a mistake to kill someone that based.
>>69221207
>They never shut the fuck up about how Stannis' arc was handled perfectly
stop lying, people bitch about Stannis being ruined every fucking thread
nice Dr. Who reaction gif you sensitive tumblr pussy
>>69220072
Dinnerys Bulkborn, of the House Lardgaryn. First of her size. Queen of Meaty. Queen of the Ample, the Roly-poly, and the Fat Men. Most rotund of the Seven Kingdoms and Porcine of the Realm. Chunky of the Great Gross Sea, Massive, Breaker of Chairs, the Unweighed, Mother of Corpulence.
>>69220036 the Starks are awful ,they put themselves in stupid problems and then start wars and hundreds of peasants die
>>69221266
He did think Robb had a decent reason but he could not let him take away 2 of the kingdoms
Who /unironicallyrootingforothers/ here?
>>69221252
Didn't Kevan fuck off to Casterly Rock last season? Anyway, Kevan is a pretty cool guy, but I'm betting that because he is he'll die soon. And Pycelle is an opportunist.
*teleports to castle black*
I mean... Tyrion is definitely a targ, right?
>obsessed with fire and dragons
>Aerys was obsessed with sexing his mother
>many other known Targaryen births/stillbirths that looked like twisted demon monkeys too
>Tywin implied as much with things like "you are no son of mine"
>able to talk to/calm dragons
>>69221070
1. Bronn. I want him to slay White Walker fucking shits but survive the war and settle down with good poosee. Also he reminds me of Tommy Gunn, a.k.a. the saddest porn star alive. I want Tommy to watch the show and realize that he too can make it.
2. Edd. True friend if there ever was one. But I'm afraid he won't survive the first wave of the White Walkers.
3. Tyrion. I want him to reunite with the peasant girl he married for a day, and live happily ever after.
>>69221292
i'm pretty sure they weren't trying for the head of the family to get decapitaded or for a son to fall from a tower...
>>69220250 how can u miss a character that only had 5 mins screen time?? Fuck retard
>>69221266
What would make you think Stannis gave a single shit about House Stark? He hated Robb because he meant to take a whole Kingdom from him, he was immaturely annoyed with Ned because Robert loved him as a brother more than he loved Stannis, and felt Ned took far too long to lift the Siege of Storm's End. He cares little for Northern customs and thinks Ned's honour is admirable but stupid.
>>69221283
>DUDE FLAY AND RAPE LMAO
>best villian
>>69221266
No. He liked the fact that Ned supported his claim to the throne over Renly but thought that Robb was trying to steal a huge portion of his kingdom with his king of da norf bullshit.
In the books he's jealous as fuck of Ned and how much Bobby respects him
>>69221282
>Why didnt' the Others simply freeze the water at the end? There was only about twenty meters in it. Fuck they could have commanded the wights to swim and they could have got jon and co; bye bye more humans.
I felt like the Nights King let them go on purpose. "Tell your friends we're coming for you."
>>69221358
>rape
when?
How is Bran's hair being cut?
>>69221091
Seems pretty based Tbh.
>>69221292
>Starks
Reminder it all goes back to the Tullys
>>69221358
Then who?
>>69221014
I was discussing how badly season 5 was written one time and all the shownly fags didn't refute my points and kept going on about how "Why does it matter, Stannis is ebil, everything was the best in season 5, Hardhome was the best ever Hurr Hurr". That was the first and last time I went on redddit. If the book board is so full of show apologists then the show board must be cancer
>>69221145
bullshit
>>69221330
he's a sekret targ like varys XD
will they ever be together again, anons?
Season 3: Qyburn is saved by House Stark when Robb comes to Harrenhal. He accompanies Jaime to Kings Landing.
Season 4: Works his way up the ladder.
Season 5: King's Council, animates zombie Mountain to "eliminate the Queen's enemies"
Season 6: Zombie Mountain is actually a ticking time bomb created by Qyburn, who knows that he will eventually run havok on King's Landing and destroy much of the Red Keep, probably including Tommen and many of House Lannister's other important people (Kevan, King's Council, etc)
He does this because it was House Lannister that originally attacked him at Harrenhal in season 3, and it was House Stark that saved him.
He will be Jon's Maester in King's Landing when Jon eventually becomes king.
>>69221330
>obsessed with fire and dragons
every kid as those. so do adults, but were to old to admit it
>>Aerys was obsessed with sexing his mother
if tywin couldn't prove it, neither can we
>>many other known Targaryen births/stillbirths that looked like twisted demon monkeys too
and so do many peasent births, low nobility births, etc...
>>Tywin implied as much with things like "you are no son of mine"
pretty sure that was spitte
>>able to talk to/calm dragons
that was a lucky mixture of plot armour and "dradon's are intelligent" talk
not everyone is a filthy targ
>>69221330
yes. approximately a year before he was born joanna lannister went to court with jaime and cersei...
>>69221357
Oh, and he'd happily have the Godswoods of the North burned in sacrifice to the Lord of Light if it meant appeasing his extremist Queen's Men. The whole spiel Melisandre shouts at the Wildlings at the Wall about how they'll have to cast their false gods is very telling on what a Stannis-controlled North full of Old Gods worshippers will look like.
You plebs now realize that Hannah Murray (Gilly) is the most beautiful women in Game of Thrones
>>69221422
I like this theory but Qyburn doesn't seem like a bright or cunning person to me.
>>69221422
too bad he's dying in the next episode or two, but that would be based.
So how does Jon and co. not get killed when the wall comes down?
How does Westeros actually survive the coming winter after spending 3 years locked in civil wars that spent money, resources, and leaders?
Is there anyway this is possible with dragons showing up?
>>69221315
>wall comes down
>"...What? The White Walkers are not coming past the line where the wall stood?"
>yfw they are honoring the deal
>they only attacked because the humans altered it
>>69221459
this is the truth
she better looking than the toads playing arya, sansa and dany
>>69221459
help me guys
it's winter here in Brasil and I have this soccer game to win, I'm captain of my team
But my team is fucked up and we won't have enough time to eat, they're starving. My side bitch wants to set something on fire for our morale
what the fuck do I do? What do I burn? I'm not throwing me or my team in the fire. I can't lose this game in front of my daughter, tho
>Show starts with The Others looking like evil demons. The true pure evil of the world
>Get to know humans (starks lannisters etc)
>Fucking scum bags. Rapists. Incest.
>People cutting off dicks and feeding people to dogs
>Felaying people alive and torture
>Babies killed by dogs
>Pregnant women killed
>Wars. Betrayals. And more
>brothers killing eachother. Etc
Is the Nights King the true good guy
>No biases. Pure path (kill humans scum)
>Powerful as fuck. And not annoying
>Kills equally. Most of which probably deserve it or just part of the plan
>Mysterious. Cunning. Doesnt speak but you know he is powerful
>>69221415
who are they?
>>69221459
>>69221470
>a necromancer doesnt seem bright or cunning
>>69221339
I bet Lollys is the best poosee
>>69221330
>obsessed with fire and dragons
I think a lot of people would be interested in dragons, it doesn't mean they are a Targ
>Aerys was obsessed with sexing his mother
And he didn't do anything except get a little handsy on Tywin's wedding night. If Aerys did Cuck Tywin then he would have burnt Kingslanding down and salted the earth.
>many other known Targaryen births/stillbirths that looked like twisted demon monkeys too
And peasants have dwarf children also. It doesn't make them Targs
>Tywin implied as much with things like "you are no son of mine"
Poetic language and Tywin was disowning Tyrion when he is shot.
>able to talk to/calm dragons
Show only and stupid as fuck
>>69221483
*without Dragons showing up
>>69221239
She looks so pudgy
>>69221493
She is the only gf tier gril got
>>69221400
Dany is best villian
>is a woman
>is inept at ruling
>has Targ madness
>means to 'reclaim' Westeros aka burn it to shit with dragoons
I hope based White Walkers can stop this bitch before she causes the whole planet gets Valyria'd
>>69221014
In terms of fanfic OC Hardhome was incredible let's be honest.
>>69221422
more likely he is part of Doran's masterplan
Can see this spin on it being done in the show though, now that the City of Dorne is no longer a plot D&D wish to continue with
>>69221470
>brings back the dead with herbs and shit
>doesn't seem smart
>>69221315
all of us
we need more book fem others tho
so Jaime is going to have to kill mad Cersei right
because pottery
You have 5 minutes to talk with her, what do you say?
>>69221496
Burn your false idols, HUEbro.
>>69221330
>You are no son of mine
That was a fucking insult, not some deep foreshadowing, he tells him he is his son in the first book.
If we are taking quotes literal then this means he isn't a Targ and is Tywin's son.
>"but Tyrion is Tywin's son, not you. I said so once to your father's face, and he would not speak to me for half a year."
>>69221317
kevan is dead
killed by varis
