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hodor
hodor
>>69210531
>>69212774
Rhaegar did nothing wrong
>>69212774
This thread pls
Preston.
>So does anyone know why they changed Hodor's original name from Walder to Willis?
It seems it's not actually relevant, that is, Hodor is not a corruption of Walder. So his name comes from something else. Either:
>Hödr, the god of winter, the name of the Great Other that warged into Wyllis
>Hold the door, what Lyanna was shouting to him in the Tower of Joy (ep 5 is titled The Door and has the second part of the ToJ flashback)
>>69212860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19C90MRS7eU
heres an in-depth explanation
>>69212774
>PROMISE ME, NED!
>PROMISE ME WHAT, LYANNA!?
> HODOR!
>>69212860
>>Hold the door, what Lyanna was shouting to him in the Tower of Joy (ep 5 is titled The Door and has the second part of the ToJ flashback)
That's fucking stupid
here's another thread to delete janny
>>69212913
Then explain the name "The Door"
The red door? The moon door? The door of chaosh?
>>69212860
The canon explanation is this
>Lyanna ran away with Rhaegar
>Benjen lets them
>Wylis sees all these
>Wylis was in his rapper phase
>Ned asks him where his sister is
>Wylis "HOE DOOR"
>gets smacked in the head iwth a warhammer
Daenerys story will end with her realizing she doesn't even remotely want the power, fuck off with one of her dragons back to the house with the red door and settle there for the rest of time until she dies with someone oh, let's say Jorah.
How would you react if that's her ending?
>>69212959
House of Black and White
>>69212913
>LYANNA COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOR
First for based mods cleaning out the cancer that destroys these threads!
>>69212945
Raw degeneracy is arousing to our primal desires
>>69212991
Stop posting kid
>>69212992
The other way around for me, in the show we haven't seen Dragon's Madness yet (Viserys was raised as a cunt, he wasnt mad yet)
So all hope is for her to go Mad and go full Aerys
>game of thrones season 6 theme isn't about bastards consistently ruining houses and fucking shit up just by existing
Missed opportunity
>>69213038
I laughed so fuck you
real general is here:
>>69212800
>>69212800
>>69212800
mods, please delete thread
>>69213023
then why are you still here?
>>69212991
kek
>>69213068
Fuck off threadsplitter
>>69213047
Doesn't Daenerys fear turning out exactly like her father? I see what I posted being nearly correct but not completely correct, the best way for her to not walk that path would be to abandon the quest for the throne completely after helping unite Essos.
>>69213068
kys
THIS is what got /got/ banned
>>69213068
>jonautists still being a loser
Kek
>>69213116
good
ban got again
What if they use Dolorious Ed and the rest of the NW as means to stall the WW, then when they fall, while all the WW are at the Wall, The horn gets blown and the wall crumbles down trapping the WW with it
>>69213114
>Doesn't Daenerys fear turning out exactly like her father?
Yes
But you can't fight genetics
>>69213068
fuck off retarded jontard.
this thread was created first and linked first.
Go masturbate to Jon for a few hours then come back in a different thread.
nth for the true king
>>69213062
don't listen to that bully fuck. laffin at own jokes is a symptom of autism /got/ needs more of.
>>69212992
She'll defeat the Others but no one in Westeros wants to be ruled by a crazy Targ woman and she'll be killed in battle by whoever takes the throne in the end
>>69213141
no horn in show
>>69213152
Why was he such a vile cunt and when did he stop being one?
>>69213114
Even more reason to go mad, she want unity and peace so badly its inevitable
>>69213148
>>69213131
This thread is a Jon thread too though
>>69212819
Is this guy seriously defending D&D and show-Dorne?
>>69213184
Its a hodor thread dumbass
http://www.strawpoll.me/10151200
http://www.strawpoll.me/10151200
http://www.strawpoll.me/10151200
Ygritte currently winning
So does she deserves the title of true Queen of Love and Beauty?
>>69212774
BASED JON'S PARENTS AND UNCLE THREAD. THANK YOU OP
>theres a war coming
So Bran confirmed to be carried in a baby Carrier and wargs Hodor to fight confirmed?
>>69213212
Well no we'd all have to fight and joust against each other like a bunch of neanderthals to determine who the true Queen of Love and Beauty is.
>>69213221
Jon's parents and adoptive father thread*
Imagine if GoT was original series and it had like 23 seasons, different actors coming and leaving, popping out in some seasons suddenly only to leave again, stupid plots and cliffhangers.
Actors who would remain on it because their career failed everywhere else:
>Daenerys: at that point rulling westeros, getting kidnapped by the resurrected joffrey, gets killed and comes back after three seasons like nothing happened etc.
>Arya: master assassin, but now calmed down and is just some peasant midwife in the reach, occasionally taking control of the winterfell when her brothers went away to essos on some business or an adventure
>Bran: can walk again and is a different actor
>Rickon: they changed 5 different actors over the years
>Daario: for some reason this character ended up in westeros and is noble, adventurer, pot stirrer and a lover to many ladies and nobody knows whats he planning exactly or whats his purpose but women love him
>Bronn's children: for some reason, they are the part of the show
>Cersei: she's still alive and the main villain
Reminder Jon will smelt Longclaw and Dawn into one completely new blade, using Theon as a sacrifice to forge Lightbringer.
>If even half the stories coming back from Slaver’s Bay are true, this child is a monster. They say that she is blood-thirsty, that those who speak against her are impaled on spikes to die lingering deaths. They say she is a sorceress who feeds her dragons on the flesh of newborn babes, an oathbreaker who mocks the gods, breaks truces, threatens envoys, and turns on those who have served her loyally.
>Her khal killed her brother to make her queen. Then she killed her khal to make herself khaleesi. She practices blood sacrifice, lies as easily as she breathes, turns against her own on a whim. She’s broken truces, tortured envoys … her father was mad too. It runs in the blood.
>It runs in the blood. King Aerys II had been mad, all of Westeros knew that. He had exiled two of his Hands and burned a third. If Daenerys is as murdeous as her father, must I still marry her? Prince Doran had never spoken of that possibility.
>“As mad as her father,” declared Lord Mace Tyrell.
>>69213221
You're welcome happy anon!
>>69213212
She's my queen, don't care about what the rest of you fucks are voting for.
(beside the other 23 who voted for her. You're good men).
>>69213186
You can't just have an assasination with no build-up or follow-up
NO ONE IS SAFE DABID PICK ANOTHER NAME OUT OF THE HAT
>>69213273
>That awkward moment in between seasons when Bran's actor changed after being thrown off the tower by Jaime
MY GOD! Imagine all the jokes
>>69213273
I've suddenly never been so grateful for way the show is
>>69213233
Who would win, Hodor with Bran controller or The Mountain, assuming Bran spent a year training to use a sword and use a sword through Hodor while with Meera?
Jesus its like a fucking Undertale thread in here, you guys should be ashamed
>>69213289
Arya has been buttslut on /got/ since 2013 or so
At least come up with some original names you fucking newfags
>>69213273
>Cersei falls in love with Jon
>Sansa actress decides to become a singer irl so they kill her off
>Sansa actress comes back after a few months because singing career failed so they bring her back
>Arya and Tyrion will they wont they
>rewatch old seasons
>"SHAE DE FUNNE HOAR"
>"power is power"
>"caosh ishn't a pit"
>"the lannisters send their regards"
>"you're in his army now :DD"
>"your sister"
>"nothing is just nothing"
Why is this show successful again?
>>69213301
>NO ONE IS SAFE DABID PICK ANOTHER NAME OUT OF THE HAT
tormund never asked for this
>>69213273
SO if got was days of our lives?
we need more smirkfu lewdness I think.
>>69213316
Mountain
Life>a few years
wotever m8, my watch has ended i'm off lmao
>>69213329
Fuck off Faggot. Nobody cares about quasimoda
>>69213352
Are we meant to find this interesting at all? We know Jon is going to win.
>>69213329
>autism
what if there are night's watch that believe jon never really died because they didn't see his corpse?
>>69213366
Kit claims he's 5'7, in real life height, how tall is this?
So why did Berric not have any other heirs or kin in his family? Excuse me it's been a while since reading ASOS. Did his ritual come into play somehow with them or did he just fuck off and not bother with them?
>Berric is Riverlands Roose Bolton
>>69213366
smell ya later nw loosers!
>>69213390
That's what the brothers in the other castles (like east-watch) will probably think.
>>69213329
Can't wait for offseason to come back so these retarded showfags leave for their next show's threads.
(hoping it's not banned anymore).
Tired as fuck of their HURR I'VE BEEN IN /got/ 3 WEEKS I'M IN CHARGE
TWOW when
>hey david
>DAVID
>D A V I D
>WHAT?
>how about we kill off an old man every single episode
>genius
>>69213393
He has a brother in the CK2 mod. Don't know if that's based on anything or just pulled out of the dev's arse.
>>69213391
5'5 and a half
>>69213345
All show OC lines aswell.
>there are people ITT who actually believe stannis, doran, hotah, roose and barry selmy arent going to die in TWoW
too bad the show will be over long before it ever comes out so i wont be able to laugh at (You)
>>69213391
5'8 apparently
>>69213423
Not this year, it's already Hugo time again til August.
Here's what I think will happen with The Wall and the Watch, now that Jon's back it's going to be completely divided, there may or may not be a small schism between them but now it's going to be ruled entirely by two people after they split the entire thing between themselves, Jon loyalists and whoever the new Lord Commander is.
The prophecy says that Cersei will see all of her children die. If Tommen dies, who has a claim to the throne?
>Gendry, if legitimized
>Mya, if legitimized (not in show)
>Edric, if legitimized (not in show)
>Shireen Baratheon (dead in show)
>Aegon "Young Griff" Targaryen (not in show)
>Daenerys Targaryen
>(Theoretical) Lesser issue of Lyonel Baratheon, great grandfather of Robert (not in show)
Absolutely no one useful to the Lannisters
>>69213423
Hey Piracy
>>69213456
>>69213423
My bet is next March or early summer.
>>69213423
Fuck off newfag
>>69213463
everyone and their mother would have a claim
>>69213463
>Claim = Kevan
>Kevan = King
>King = Kill
>Kill = Crossbow
>Crossbow = Making way for Dany since shes in westeros in the next season
>>69213391
4'9
>“I looked for you in the /cel/ discussion thread,” Stannismod said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Firefu answered.
>“Woe to Moot if we had been,” said Ser Buttslut.
>“When the General was deleted, the mods slew your waifus with a golden banhammer, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Firefu said, “or we'd still be posting, and our false brother would burn in seven 404's.”
>“I came down on /got/ to lift the siege,” Stannismod told them, “and the Lords CLEGANEBOWL and Eurio dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Frogfu.
>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
>“Ser Rickonbro is a shitposter and true,” said Ser Buttslut.
>“But not of the Waifuguard,” Ser Firefu pointed out. “The Waifuguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Frogfu. He donned his helm.
>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Firefu.
>Stannismod's janitors moved up beside him, with shadow banhammers in hand. They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Frogfu, the Sword of Firsts. He unsheathed Ellie_Shopping.gif and held it with both hands. Her skin was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Stannismod said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>>69213463
>Mya
>Gendry
>putting literally some peasants on the throne
![Game.Of.Thrones.S03E10.Mhysa.1080p.BluRay.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264.mkv_snapshot_01.01.01_[2016.04.14_04.47.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7yzv802.jpg "Game.Of.Thrones.S03E10.Mhysa.1080p.BluRay.DTS-HD.MA.5.1.x264.mkv snapshot 01.01.01 [2016.04.14 04.47.49]")
MEESA!
>there are people out there who legitimately think GRRM will bother finishing the books
the tv series is the only ending we will ever have
>>69213463
Edric is the only one of Robert's bastard that he aknowledged, due to the mother being noble. The rest are not even known to exist and unlike Edric they've never been raised at courts and are probably illiterate peasants.
>>69213463
Claims and legitimacy don't matter in the end, it's been a point made throughout the series. When Lannisters fall the one with the biggest army will conquer the throne.
>>69213423
Never, honestly.
Gentle reminder
>>69213443
no shit
you think I'm some fucking showfag?
I will cut you, you cuntsniffing weasel
>>69213564
so are we supposed to believe they conveniently had enough rope for all of these people?
>PROMISE ME DABID
>>69213529
>>“Ser Rickonbro is fled to /y/, with that boy he swears he didn't molest. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
This is my favourite pasta.
>>69213550
It's a little bit important. Robert was put on the throne instead of Ned because "he had the better claim", and the Goldcloaks couldn't just overthrow the city on their own, a peasant can't rule the seven kingdoms unless everyone believes they're a lord.
>>69213585
someone actually made this and thought it was epic
>>69213542
If GRRM lived for another 50 years he wouldn't finish the books.
>>69213529
> “Now it ends.”
>>69213423
Oh, my sweet summer child, what do you know of waiting?
Waiting is for the winds of winter, my little anon, when the ice cream piles up a hundred feet
high with a single cherry on top and comi con tours won't end. Waiting is for the long
handegg season, when the fat man hides his pen for years at a time, and little children
are born and live and die all without a single line written.
>>69213606
Autism is a terrible thing anon
>>69213606
Stannisfaggotry circa 2013-2015 was out of control
>Sandor calls Sansa Little Bird
>her chapters reference birds a lot
Sansa is a secret Arryn
>>69213456
>>69213488
GRRM is too busy writing anonymous fan-faction about Arya no doubt
Any of yoou seen thist? A new memr
Just give me Dank and Egg.
>>69212860
Maybe he's trying to say Rhaegar?
>>69213545
>>69213534
That's true but it's pretty obvious GRRM is going to do SOMETHING at SOME POINT with Gendry. He wouldn't spend so much time on him otherwise.
Mya definitely not
The arena scene from last season seems awfully fimilar
> characters surrounded in a desert arena
> at the last second help swoops down from the sky
>>69213649
He's the Drowned God what does he care about height
>>69213641
thank you for answering my question anon, I'm so fucking englightened now,
>>69213665
>red haired
She's a fish.
>>69213684
It is a shit meme, and nobody cares
CAPTION THIS
>>69213273
>one scene literally has Cersei slapping pregnant Daenerys and Dae faling down the stairs and losing her baby
>Cersei stands at the top of the stairs and smirks
>Tommen is still alive, but lost the claim because everybody by now knows Jaime is his father and they even talk like father and son in front of everyone
>Tommen and Arya become best friends because Tommen saves her from the assassin (Tommen is now proper soldier hottie)
>they go crazy with the use of magic
>Rheagar turns out to be alive and is the king of Myr
>dragons have their own babies and there's like 20 dragons and every other character has one
>Stannis is alive. D&D rewatched the season 5 and in season 19 decided he still could be alive so they casted a different actor to be new Stannis
>>69213463
Why do we never seen any characters discussing this? It is treason like in Tudor England?
>>69213698
Dunk & Egg is a beautiful thing, and I pray HBO never touches it
>>69213728
>ayy lmao
>>69213728
Promotional pic #4982
>>69213720
No you are wrong, it is by far the best memr I have ever seen
>>69213728
>I should buy a Highgarden boat
>>69213707
that's why it worked much better in aDwD
Post yfw Rickon kills Ramsay and eats him.
Posting Varys because I'm bored at work. What's he up to tomorrow?
>>69213273
Jon and Dany cant have kids so they ask Arya to be their surrogate
>>69213639
>>69213476
We /got/ now
>>69213774
>Promise me, Ned
>>69213753
this a thousand times
>>69213566
"Then come"
>>69213753
>mfw Adrian Brody as Ser Duncan le Tall
>>69213786
getting roasted by meme midget
>>69213650
>implying
>>69213789
She became fertile again when she was shitting brown water, if she even was barren to begin with - maz duur might've just said that shit to spite her.
>>69213824
Thats the twist, the audience think that Dany isnt fertile but it turns out it was Jon who isn't
>>69213753
>>69213698
>ASOIAF as a franchise was pretty decent before the HBO series
Was it really just mainstreaming that did this or is there another reason?
>>69213791
Indeed
>>69213273
this reminds me of that Aussie show The Tribe. its so cool when character thought dead re-appears after one or two seasons, IF done correctly. especially in those YA things
>>69213730
Stannis wouldn't really work as a soap character.That's why they killed him off
>>69213786
Amazing cockless banter
If Arya, after completing her training and becoming a faceless assassin becomes pregnant, who's the child's mother?
>>69213786
More hilarious no dick jokes. I don't think my sides will handle it.
lady stoneheart lives
Ramsay dies later
Rickon is tortured but not killed
>>69213273
>they cast Gendry actor after 10 seasons because IRL he's homeless and spent all money on coke
>>69213423
Around episode 8 would be the best time to release the book now.
Since that's not going to happen, breaking into grrm's house is the only way you are going to read it as he intended.
>>69213865
I wish the show was more soapy. Season 1 was soapy as fuck and was better for it.
>>69213850
Dunk & Egg is just different. It has a much different feel and scope than the main series.
It is sort of sweet and fairy tale like, and that is part of its charm.
>>69213859
The Tribe was literally cool af. Once every blue moon there's a thread about it on /tv/ and it's awesome.
It's kiwi btw not aussie.
>>69213909
>Rickon tortured
fuck that's dark. ;_;
>>69213850
No. It's D&D being over-confident in their writing ability and HBOs disdain for the audience. Just watch season 1 again, it rewards paying attention. Nowadays you are punished for it.
>>69213824
it was dysentry m8
does /tv/ still have those streams that i remember we had back in season 3, one you just download and open in VLC
>>69213934
So, the Hobbit to his LotR?
>>69213919
Hype has declining marginal utility. It's better to save it for off season.
>>69213212
>Skeleton who spits her every word and probably only gets to be clean once a year
>Winning
As expected from /tv/'s shit taste.
>>69213943
will he morph into a wolf and eat ramsay then morph into him?
>>69213964
Not a bad way to put it anon.
>>69213962
>VLC
Has the Spanish leaker posted episode 3 yet or the script of what happens?
>>69213925
How was season 1 soapy? That was season 2 and 3 with all the added relationship shit.
>>69213630
>you will never comfort her and hold her against your chest while she sobs and hug you tightly
>she will never sleep with you all cuddled and lovey
>>69213859
>>69213940
Yo the Tribe is too dank. Fond memories watching that back in middle school. It's like the perfect YA show. I have never seen a single The Tribe thread here, fuck.
>>69213992
Yes, it sounds pretty boring.
Best theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBbWpNQJnR8
>>69213940
Yea, Zoot be praised. Remember when Amber re-appeared as much different in season 3? Hah. D&D couldn't pull that off with Jon Snow.
season ranking: 3>2>1>4>5
>>69214013
Linky link link?
>>69213951
This, events just happen now for no reason and with no consequences.
>>69213992
There's a synopsis and it's as predictable as rain in November.
>>69214023
>not this
https://youtu.be/S9e_INLnJts?t=94
>>69214006
good, not like I want that or anything
>>69213964
yeah, basically.
It is all told through the POV of Dunk, who is really an innocent. So it is still the crapsack world of ASOIAF, but Dunk's chivalry and rose-colored glasses change it up a bit.
In the later books, Brienne is really the parallel to Dunk, but her story is much darker and becomes totally bleak.
The Dunk stories always allow a little hope at the end.
>>69214023
True, but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3cDLnkYs30 is a close contender.
>>69214045
Damn it was spammed in the older threads
Maybe someone saved it
The Queen
>>69214057
>Being a danyfag
>>69213853
>mfw Maekar murders his brother and gets away with it
>>69214024
>that splinter group from Zoot's army who worshiped him as a God and centered themselves around his gf and daughter after his death
Shit like that is why The Tribe is so good.
>>69214100
far from it, she just has the GOAT theme after Goodbye brother
>>69214000
It had some soapy themes like true parentage, falling in love with a douchebag like Joffrey and getting dissappointed, getting backstabbed by your wife's jealous teenage fling, etc. Jaime Lannister also looked like Ridge Forrester or something lol
>he doesn't think this is the best ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXG0JB2KezQ
>>69213992
Yea, but HBO removed it. It's boring as fuck anyway.
>Jon says there's no afterlife, freaks people out, hangs all the people who killed him
>Wildling niggers think he's a god
>Arya gets hit with a stick some more, gets her eyes back
>Dany gets exposition on Dothraki
>Literally nothing happens in KL despite the significant ammount of screen time, Olenna, Mace, Kevan, Pycelle, and Qyburn are back and Qyburn uses little birds
>Tyrion does stuff, I don't know, apparently Pentos is butthurt about Dany too
>Sam and Gilly have a filler scene
>Tower of joy is literally nothing, one minute fight scene, we don't get to see what is happening inside the tower
>>69213352
god damn it... it's true isn't it? It's all true...
>It's a forgot our own OC episode
What edgy shit will DnD pull next?
>Kill off rickon and/or shaggy
>torture them
>Burn stannis naked and mock him
>Sandsneks kill more innocents or kids
>Ramsay kills someone with a smile on his face
>>69213212
She has the jawline of a Neanderthal and the body of Jack Skellington.
>>69213212
Someone post the Rose Leslie shower webm already
>>69214102
It was an accident.
Accidents happen.
>>69213352
who was bodeys?
>>69214123
Didn't directly say there's no afterlife, just that he saw/remember nothing.
Better to leave it as ambiguous.
>>69213705
Gendry will be the ruler of the stormlands ayyyy
>>69214153
>>
>>Burn stannis naked and mock him
Holy shit let it go. Stannis will never ever be mentioned again
>>69214156
Oh come on... she has the body of Gollum.
>>69214163
berry already said he had been to the darkness.
>>69214158
I think she used double
>>69213463
>(Theoretical) Lesser issue of Lyonel Baratheon, great grandfather of Robert (not in show)
i dont remember him from the books when appeared or his importance to the hyerachy?
>>69214102
>implying he did anything wrong
>>69214179
He's going to be mentioned tomorrow night.
>>69214121
Fucking this. Was this the one that was played after Jaime rescued Brienne from the bear pit? There is so many different versions of it at this point I can't remember.
>>69214089
>synopsis
Cheers, That's actually a fucking let down that they haven't gone all the way with TOJ, Only thing I'm holding out for is I know in most seasons that some episodes from 2-5 or 6 get a bit boring then 7-10 are boss.
>>69213705
>>69214177
The only one of Robert's bastard who might ever be legitimised would be Edric, because he is the only noble and acknowledged bastard.
The others have no chance and I dont think Edric will ever return from Lys.
>>69214200
Yeah
Season 3 was based, so many good episodes
>>69214134
Love watching the plebs defend this shit.
During his journeys, Conan the Barbarian somehow arrive in Westeros.
What happens?
>>69214251
Literally nothing interesting.
>>69214228
Was the last really good season imo. Season 4 had it's moments but there was tons of garbage in it.
>>69214105
Yeah. I forgot all the details. People hated Trudy, but she actually had great development and even had that total evil phase she grew out of. I liked that cult in season 2. Pretty dank for YA stuff.
I rewatched Tribe 4 years ago and still enjoyed it immensely. I like it when there's so many seasons and characters don't forget anyone, those who died or left. Bray was mentioned often even in season 5 and KC too. I like all the characters, especially when they'd appear after a long time like Jack and Ally. And that love-hate relationship of Ebony with everyone. She's basically their Team Rocket. Can't ditch her because she's part of the tribe somehow, but she's still annoyance and evil.
Gendy comes in with huge followers and recks niggers
Gendry ends up a huge player
Sand sneks kill him and wit
>>69214191
He doesn't exist. The Baratheon bros do have a living great grandfather on their mother's side of the family, but he isn't a Baratheon because they are not Targ tier degenerates.
>>69214195
You killed Baelor, how is that not wrong?
>>69214134
i dun getit
>>69214271
was a step up from season 2 and the way they handled stannis and the qarth storyline
>>69214251
KING OF AQUILONIA
Will they play this unused song on S6?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxtO2mKY6QI
it would fit fucking spectacularly with dark Jon
What would she do to keep the throne?
>>69214304
Epic
>>69213352
>>69214127
>The fucking body wall leak is true
FUCK RIGHT OFF
>>69214342
My sister is literally like Cersei IRL. Their character at least. Luckily I'm nothing like Jaime, more like Tyrion. She threatened to kill me the other day while I sleep in very serious tone.
Is Jon gonna execute Ollie? He's such a qt
>>69214127
>wun wun dies
>rickon potentially dead
fucking why
also where did sansa/littlefinger send brienne/pod
>>69214388
Is she a hot blonde?
>>69214238
IT SLIPPED
>>69214389
Nah, Jon realizes Jon is azor ahai and pleads to allow him to serve him.
>>69214342
>keep the throne
>implying show Cersei cares about such things
She just wants her children to be safe ;_;
>still no Satin
Oh wait a fucking second.
Myrcella is kill.
Shireen is toasted and Stannis got rekt by Ramsay's 20 good men.
Doran got killed by the sneks along with his son...
So, Tommen is the only person in Westeros with Targaryen blood. After he dies, no one in Westeros will have a claim to the Iron Throne...
What will they do, then? Will Dany simply walk inside the Red Keep and declare herself the queen?
I mean Dabid would love that, definitely, but she should kill some men along the way, right? Will Ramsay keep fucking around until Dany comes in S7? pls no
>>69214313
Cersei said that only she and Myrcella had lion necklaces, "It's the only one like it in the world". However a few seasons previously she was aware that Sansa and Ros each had one as well.
>>69214426
>So, Tommen is the only person in Westeros with Targaryen blood. After he dies, no one in Westeros will have a claim to the Iron Throne...
it's like you set this up just so someone can go
>Jon
>>69214389
>He's such a qt
the fuck man.
>>69214285
I haven't seen the Tribe in so long, probably since I first watched it. Need to change that.
>>69214426
tommen is 100% lannister fucking shit
0% targaryen
>>69214426
>So, Tommen is the only person in Westeros with Targaryen blood.
what? meme?
>Olly died a virgin
Potatowned
>>69214419
I fucking hate how they've whitewashed Cersei.
Book Cersei is a narcissist and only sees her children as a reflection of herself.
>>69214426
>So, Tommen is the only person in Westeros with Targaryen blood
This bait
If stannis won blackwater
>Lannister and Joffrey dead for sure
>Tywin dead or captured. Maybe joining Stannis for his family.
>Jaime may still live.
>Robb and Cat alive
>Any of Joffreys victoms alive
>Tyrion alive
>Sansa alive. No need for Ramsay shit
>A rightful king not a child too weak to rule
If he won at wintetfell (round 2)
>Boltons get rekt
>Karks and Umbs probably bend the knee
>Sansa still lives
>Brienne forgives stannis. Saving a stark and Cats home
>And more
Stannis is the good guy in these battles. Him winning would have been more good than bad.
>>69213564
I wonder if Jon will hang them in the order that they gutted him, thus making ollie last. I hope for Jon to be cold as ice like a stark of old but with the fury of a Targ.
https://youtu.be/sM7_TfgywYk?t=163
rip lil nigga
;_;7
>>69214426
tommen has 0 targ blood,he is born of lannister incest
gendry,possibly jon and moonboy for all i know have targ blood,but here is the thing,it doesn't fuckin matter,brotherman
the whole point of the series is that this "game" will end at one point,and with 2 more seasons left,and the others knock knock konckin on westeros' door,the throne will have 0 importance
>>69214426
>So, Tommen is the only person in Westeros with Targaryen blood
What did he mean by this?
You really realize how psychotic Cersei's self-righteous monologues about revenge, murder and what not are when you see person speaking like that IRL calmly and seriously. She's a nutjob.
Littlefinger is a borderline psychopat too and a very dangerous man.
ITT I will analyze everyone's psychological state on demand in detail.
>>69214480
True, Roose Bolton did nothing wrong though.
>>69214483wikifag
Does anybody honestly care about a Stark/Bolton battle?
Sounds like kindof a letdown for the climax of Season 6.
>>69214251
Steel isn't strong, boy, flesh is stronger!
>>69214426
tyrion is targ so he has the claim
>>69214537
the climax of season 6 is the wall coming down during the finale
>>69214480
>Maybe joining Stannis for his family.
>implying stanno would allow such a thing
>Tyrion alive
he probably would die too,unless he left or somehow his wits and magnificent plot armor kept him alive
>Stannis is the good guy in these battles. Him winning would have been more good than bad.
the entire point of the show and books is that there are no good guys,and if any of them are,the never win
>>69213391
I met Kitt at the Soho House in Toronto in 2013. I'm 6'1" and I would estimate him to be roughly 5'6"-5'7". He obviously had his two inch heel dress shoes on for mad compensation but regardless, he was quite a bit shorter than me.
>robb loses the north
>jon takes it back
tru potery
>>69214537
friendly reminder that they literally stole that fight from stannis
fucking cunts
>>69214388
she wants a dicking anon, everytime she sees you she is forced to lust after the d and she resents you for it.
Does anyone care about the warlock who attacked Dany in season 4-5? And other creatures such as that? Pretty cool mate.
Whats their agenda? Was it even explained?
>>69214388
If I was you I'd fuck your sister daily.
So far we have:
Ser Twenty of House Goodmen
Ser Ten of House Goodmen
Ser Forty of House Armedmen(a cadet branch of Goodmen)
Ser Fifty of House Best-killers-on-the-Iron-Islands
Who's next? Will the saga ever end?
so is cleganebowl NOT happening this season? fuck you guys
>>69213451
Nope. They're going to live forever.
Stannis is Azor Ahai destined to fight the dark.
Doran is a mastermind, scheming 10 step ahead of everyone, and hiding vipers.
Hotah always keeps his blade sharp, and obeys the mastermind.
Roose is a vampire, and has complete control over his bastard son.
Selmy is the ultimate living fighter. He will never lose.
>>69214537
This, who cares about this shit? We all know the Boltons will lose because they're the filler badguys.
>>69214584
I do
to get the dragons, magic is more powerful around them
>>69214388
Pics of your sister
>>69214584
because dragons are magics
Why didn't Robb marry her?
>>69214529
Except kill a king and his mother in a wedding.
An act which is legit a faggots move.
>YFW karks wanna cuck Starks but forget Ramsays side killed off Cat and Robb for no reasons other than money and power
Houses of Westeros are dumb as fuck. No wonder little finger is able to fuck shit up without using a single weapon
>>69214561
so what?
I'm 6'5, what's your point?
Do you have so little self esteem, so little to give, that towering over other people is the only thing that makes you special?
why didn't renly take up margy's offer of a bi 3way?
was he a cuck?
>>69214469
I learned to accept and like show Cersei. She was a bit passive for a couple of seasons, but she's a fairly consistent character at the very least. Plus she has some good comedic and dramatic moments here and there. As far as original content goes, she's great.
>>69214587
>>69214579
If you had sisters, you wouldn't think so. I find every thought about even looking at my sister that way disgusting to the point of activating a gag reflex. Gross. And she is even attractive by objective standards.
Thats why I think incest is gross, its simply not natural by any means.
>>69214588
Ser Sperg of House Moron
(You)
>>69214636
hownew.ru?
>>>fit
>>69214553
Stannis proved himself to be far more compromising than his reputation insists.
He would make peace with Tywin, the real question is if Tywin would be willing to make peace after Stannis executed Cersei.
>>69214483
>I wonder if Jon will hang them in the order that they gutted him, thus making ollie last
i want this so bad
>>69214540
>implying it isn't the Will that is strong
>the Will that controls the Flesh that holds the Steel
>>69214588
Ser Naoh of House Witenz
>>69214584
This should be added to the dead storylines bin.
>>69214636
He asked how tall Kit Harrington was. I answered his question. Are you okay?
>>69212860
Or it could simply be like Asha and Robert Arryn, where they saw a character who shared a name with too many other characters so they just changed the name to save normies confusion.
>>69214648
Why didn't he even put her face down ass up, close his eyes, think of Westeros and do his duty.
>>69214649
Lena Headey is amazing but damn, it's Cersei, give us some gratuitous nudity d&d ffs
>>69214633
Well okay, the way he turned on Robb was not okay. But turning against Robb in itself was a justifiable act.
>>69214631
oh i dont know maybe because her son had his dads head chopped off
just a guess though
>>69214636
why are you fucking losers talking about your stats in a game of thrones thread on a /tv/ and film board
literally fuck off
>>69214550
what are you talking about idiot
>world with magic and dragons
>character doesn't believe in god
OLLY DID NOTHING WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69214651
I got two sisters and sure incest feels fundamentally abhorrent but give her a dicking and the tension will be over and you can go back to a proper sibling relationship.
>>69214727
screen this then newfag
>>69214736
based olly, gone but not forgottenolly is azor ahai, jon was his nissa nissa
>>69214669
Crom laughs at your will
>>69214649
>Plus she has some good comedic and dramatic moments here and there
this is true. she is the most gray area character in the show. but lately she hasn't been funny or had any fun situations.
last i remember was
>in one episode Tywin ignores her by writing something in her presence and not listening to her
>few episodes later, apperently discovering a new cool way to be bitchy, she does the same to Olenna Tyrell
also i love scenes when tyrion makes a joke and she laughs but feels bad for laughing at his jokes so has to be mean immidiatelly after.
>Nights King n others seen as bad at first. A pure evil. Demon looking
>Get to see how "humans act "
>Fucking wars. Rape. Torture. Reek. Ramsay
>Children and babies killed
>Brothers killing eachotger. Friends backstabbing. Pregant women killed
>Puppies being killed
>Wars for useless reasons
>Nights King suddenly seems pretty normal.
>TFW I like them more than most of the other people
Anyone else notice how good or normal they seem compared to the filth of humans
How did ned kill the kingguard whn dayne had TWO swords?
>>69214648
don't forget the incest bro
>>69214721
>implying it wasn't the smartest option when it was clear is rebellion was lost
>>69214783
>also i love scenes when tyrion makes a joke and she laughs but feels bad for laughing at his jokes so has to be mean immidiatelly after.
Cersei would totally have fucked Tyrion right there if he wasn't a dwarf
>>69214793
>tfw dressing loras up as a wench and having incest 3some with her and marg
:o
>>69214784
Like would anyone be sad if The Others got half way through Westeros and just rekt everyone.
>TFW they dont kill Starks and only starks live. Everyone else rekt
>>69213975
Like anyone doesn't smell like shit in that world.
>tfw you'll never be a bisexual king in westeros who will assfuck marg and then loras
why even live.
>>69214874
the highborns bath daily so no
>>69214238
>Slight continuity error.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Autism.
Besides, it's explained in the books that artifacts aren't required to maintain a glamour. They help, however.
>bran will never be a catamite why even live
The fuck's with the raw number of newfags and obvious underage faggots ITT.
>>69214910
plus perfume would be fucking rampant too
>>69212774
I believe in Rhaegar Targaryen, the Last Dragon, fullfiller of prophecy
and in Jon Snow, His Son, our Lord,
Who was conceived in the Tower of Joy, born of Lyanna Stark,
suffered under Alliser Thorne, was stabbed, died,
He descended into Hell; the next day He rose again from the dead;
He returned to Winterfell, and command the army of the North;
from thence He shall come to judge the loyal and the treacherous.
I believe in the Azor Ahai, R+L=J, the Greenseers, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting.
Amen.
>>69214895
Bisexual men don't exist in media. Oberyn is the one exception
>>69214127
of course Ramsay kills WunWun
>>69214631
In Crusader Kings 2 once Ned married Robb to Cersei after Robert died in a hunting accident.
They had no kids though and Robb kept sleeping around.
Sad.
I would RAVISH that milf
>>69214911
#REKT
![7cc84bd7e2fa318f7e8c533af80bbb68[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/sEhtlR1.png "7cc84bd7e2fa318f7e8c533af80bbb68[1]")
lilac and gooseberies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtPtJCFbc5U
why does this scene feels so real? like im arguing with my sibling.
cersei: 'you havent taken it seriously. you havent, jaime hasnt. its all fallen on me.
tyrion: 'as has jaime repeatedly according to stannis baratheon.'
>>69214925
Amen
>>69214925
>believing GRRM would write a hero with a thousand faces part 67
Tard.
So
>Bran will become some semigod
>Sansa gets The Vale or most of the North on her side
>Arya ends up some elite assassassin
>Jon becomes a warrior. Uses his skill to kill niggers
>Rickon either dead or lives to keep the family name
But sand sneks kill them all
>>69214965
Fuck off.
>>69214781
Stay mad snek fool. The will guided the flesh that held the steel that clove off your reptilian head. Conan's will could not be broken by your treacherous sorcery.
>>69214950
so would I bro, i mean one of her title is "the light of the west" fucking 10/10
>>69214968
>no slap
muh whitewashing
![Game of Thrones S01E01 Winter Is Coming (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.13.45_[2016.05.03_01.06.40].png](https://i.imgur.com/WsyYypx.jpg "Game of Thrones S01E01 Winter Is Coming (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv snapshot 00.13.45 [2016.05.03 01.06.40]")
>>69214912
I feel your pain fellow Branlover
>>69214968
I really don't get how D&D cant write dialogue like this, I could do it in my sleep.
>>69214980
>muh GRRM is a patrician novelist
Does anyone have that really hot artwork of the old Targaryen king and his sisters?
>>69214783
>few episodes later, apperently discovering a new cool way to be bitchy, she does the same to Olenna Tyrell
>Olenna calls her out on not actually writing anything and just using it as a bitch tactic
>>69214937
>MFW Ramsay kills a Stark
>MFW Ramsay kills the only living giant on the show
>>69215067
this is hilarious
>>69215037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raCTpla-RUw
>>69215021
>we are left alone in our room after the bedding
>she's looking all annoyed, probably expecting me to have trouble getting it up because I"m young and virile and she's actually really insecure about her age and looks deep down
>her face when I tell her she's still the most beautiful woman in Seven Kingdoms and that I've wanted to fuck her silly since I was six years old
>proceed to RAVISH her
New thread where?
D&D are clinton supporters. Cersei = clinton, they keep trying to victimize cersei and justify her actions. High sparrow is bernie sanders, a demagogue that rallies people blindly. littlefinger is donald trump, calculated and extremely intelligent, playing everybody and also self-funded
>>69215092
>after being called out Cersei has this smug "lol nah bitch, idk wut you're talking about" expression on her face
too funny
>>69215073
>Ramsay cucks the king of the iron isles
>ramsay cucks the stark family like 5 times
>ramsay cucks the last sane targaryen
>ramsay cucks the last baratheon and his entire army
>ramsay even cucks his dad and baby brother
>ramsay kills a giant
>ramsay fights off an entire ship of battle-hardened iron born by himself
is there anything he can't do?
>>69215107
>you'll never hear a drunk cersei make a sarcastic comment about you
>you'll never silence her with a kiss
why even live
>>69214127
>>69214937
That's bullshit. That leak came out after the second trailer, which showed Wun Wun smashing down a big gate. Most people assumed it was the gates of Winterfell. However we now know that was the gate at Castle Black.
>>69215160
>trump
>extremely intelligent
xD
/pol/ pls go
"Now Robert is dead and a bastard pretender soils my throne while the realm fills with schemers and traitors.. But the rightful king is coming for them all."
>>69215166
>>ramsay cucks the last sane targaryen
who
>>69215160
this is so forced
>>69215160
hahahahahahah
>>69215230
Jon
>>69215219
I'm completely apolitical and also think comparing fantasy tv shows to contemporary politics is retarded, but that is some quality bait I see there
>>69215219
Found the Bernie supporter.
>>69215160
pls, this is so pathetic
sanders launched his campaign for president in april 2015
they filmed season 5 high sparrow scenes in the fall of 2014 and wrote it even earlier
whatever stupid variety magazine post you found this on, go back there
>>69215160
Bait, but still correct, D&D are Hillary supporters.
