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The face of Harranhal edition
Old >>69201252
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4i7z4u/spoilers_everything_season_6_episode_3_leak/At the wall, Jon wakes up, Melissandre asks him what he saw when he was dead, he says he saw nothing, Melissandre tells him he was resuscitated by the lord of light, and Stannis wasn't the Promised Prince , but Jon might be, Jon goes outside the room and people are surprised by him being alive, Tormund tells him they think he's a god, but he says he's not a good and Tormund says "I know you're not a god, I've seen you naked and no god has such a small c**k" , Dolorous Edd comments Jon still has brown eyes so he's not a white walker.
Sam tells Gilly women cant go to Oldtown, so he's going to take her to his family, his dad is an a-hole but his mother and sister are nice people.
Then the tower of Joy scene, Bran and the three eyed raven are watching some guys get to the tower, the Raven tells Bran one of the guys is Howland Reed, Jojen and Meera's dad, there are 2 guards in Targaryen outfits, one of them is ser Arthur Dayne , young Ned tells him he was looking for him in the Trident and Arthur tells him he was looking for his friend Robert, Ned tells hims Aerys II Targaryen has died and asks him why he is there, they fight, Ser Arthur kicks their asses and when he's fighting Ned, Howland Reed kills Arthur from the back, Ned goes into the tower and hears a woman screaming, Bran asks what's happening, and then Ned gets startled, Bran asks if Ned heard him, and the Raven says he heard him in the wind, and the vision is cut, Bran is mad because he wants to know, but thats for other time.
Daenerys is taken to Vaes Dothrak, they take her into the temple and tell her she must stay there because shes the widow of a Khal.
Highgarden
>>69203209
AND HARRENHALL
Reminder that Barristan "The Retard" Selmy actually thinks that Jaime should have let Aerys kill all of King's Landing
1st for Edmure's lovely wife
In Mereen Varys gets some info about the sons of the harpy, he tells Tyrion and Grey Worm the leaders of the other cities Daenerys conquered are plotting against her so they say they must attack them but that would leave Mereen without protection.
In Kings landing Qyburn is talking to his little birds, they say they're happy with how he treats them as they used to work for Varys, Jaime asks him what he did to the Mountain and he says he made some improvements, and then says maybe they should send the Mountain to kill the High Sparrow, theres a council meeting, Olenna complains because Margaery is still being kept captive by the High Sparrow, Tommen asks the Sparrow to allow his mother see his sister's body but he says she still has to atone for her sins before the 7 gods.
Arya is being asked who she is, they ask her who she was before, she says Arya Stark wants to kill Cersei, the Mountain and Walder Frey, then she ask her why she didnt kill the hound, she says she let the hound die, Jaquen asks her again who she is and if she tells him he'll give her her sight back, she says she's no one, he tells her to drink some water and regains her sight.
In Winterfell they have a meeting, lord Umber says he wants to join Ramsay, Ramsay tells him he'll help if he acknowledges him as king but Umber says he wont, then Ramsey asks him how he expects him to trust him if that family has always been loyal to the Starks, then they bring Ramsay a gift, Osha and a boy who turns out to be Rickon Stark.
Back to the wall, they have 4 people ready to be hanged Bowen, Marwick Yarwyck, Thorne and Olly, Jon lets them say a few words, Thorne says he chose loyalty to the Watch, not to the Lord Commander and he'd do it again, Olly says nothing, Jon cuts a rope and everyone hangs, we see a shot of Olly hanging, Jon takes off his black coat and gives it to Edd, Edd asks him if he wants him to burn it and Jon says, "do whatever you want with it, because my watch has ended".
Post post-season 6 Tommen theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cipwkTbBDY8
Winterfell
10th for Azor Ashort, the Manlet that was Promised, the Warrior of Low Height, the Midget of Fire.
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>>69203235
>>69203252
thank you for spoilering this. I probably already read the leak yesterday when it was posted as an image but I don't need a reminder
i fucking hate that dornishman 2bh. just want to watch an episode unspoiled for once ;_;
>>69203248
I dont think Barristan even knows about Aerys's plan.
>>69203209
Who wins in a 1v1 between DAYNE? and The Mountain?
>>69203267
I want to scale her like a mountain after pumping her with fengueek and suck on her nipples till I get her hot wet amazon milk.
>>69203309
Was getting stabbed part of his plan?
>>69203318
Dayne
The Mountain is a shit fighter, he's just fucking huge
>>69203318
Darkstar
showdown warged Hodor vs zombie Mountain
>>69203235
>I've seen you naked and no god has such a small cock
>They manage to insert dick quips into a Tyrion-less scene
BRAVO DABID
>>69203318
A dirty mexican arab beat him, kind of. Dayne would finish it in seconds.
>>69203344
Who's in hodor Bran or Blood Raven?
>>69203303
90% of it is predictable af tho
>>69203351
To be fair the line kinda fits Tormund's character. But I'm tired of cock jokes in literally every fucking episode.
>>69203351
>yfw Jon leaves Nights watch because everyone there now knows he has small dick
>>69203355
bran in the legs, bloodraven on the upper body
>>69203235
>tower of joy reveals NOTHING that wasnt already known to us
bravo shit episode skipped/10
>>69203351
They have the writing skills of a 14 year
>>69203380
At least it's actually the character who makes them all the time, this time... HAR!
I've gone too long without watching a Preston video...I need my tinfoil fix fast.
>>69203235
>>69203252
Before seeing the episode what are your guys ratings seeing as all this stuff is going to happen (Mememan is 2/2 so far)?
Seems pretty shitty: 2/10 won't be as bad as episode 1, but no where near episode 2.
>Fucking cliffhanger the ToJ scene people have wanted for 20 years.
Fuck you DnD
>>69203416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JIIjMdIx4M
>>69203303
How about ignore /got/?
>>69203390
Id expect the rest of season go like this as well, with ep10 revealing the baby is Jon.
what goes /got/ think of that redteam review guy
Personally I think he's more of a faggot than emergency awesome and that's saying something
>>69203416
The montage of shitty writing at the start of his S6 reviews are pretty GOAT.
>>69203427
2 was better than the premiere tbf
>>69203252
Actually sounds like a pretty good episode
AND HARRENHAL.
I SUPPOSE.
THATSOFDATABLEASWEL.
>>69203390
Something as big as Jons parentage will only be revealed towards end of the season
>>69203416
Did you watch all of his shit? He has like 30 hours of material on his channel
>>69203303
>I want to discuss GoT online and in /got/ of all places
>Why can't I just watch one episode without any spoilers
Literally kill yourself
>>69203448
>>69203390
It's probably episode 5.
>Season 6, episode 5: “The Door” will premiere on Sunday, May 22nd.
>Synopsis: Tyrion seeks a strange ally. Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) learns a great deal. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) goes on a mission. Arya (Maisie Williams) is given a chance to prove herself.
Bran learns "a great deal" and the Door title probably refers to the Door to the Tower of Joy they didn't enter in Episode 3.
Dick jokes, pussy jokes. D and D's speciality. Weird that they haven't had Tormund go on and on about the glory of his member like his book counterpart does.
>Back to the wall, they have 4 people ready to be hanged Bowen, Yarwyck, Thorne and Olly, Jon lets them say a few words, Thorne says he chose loyalty to the Watch, not to the Lord Commander and he'd do it again, Olly says nothing, Jon cuts a rope and everyone hangs, we see a shot of Olly hanging, Jon takes off his black coat and gives it to Edd, Edd asks him if he wants him to burn it and Jon says, "do whatever you want with it, because my watch has ended".
>>69203352
Oberyn was an amazing fighter though
>>69203496
>Tyrion seeks a strange ally
The Shrouded Lord?
Found a leaked gif of episode 9
>>69203528
Euron
>>69203518
But there were more than 4 people stabbing Jon
>>69203550
only the ringleaders were hung
>>69203528
The other red priest
>>69203560
>Olly
>ringleader
Maybe Jon's just a bit salty
>>69203550
Who the fuck asked you anything?
how has noone postet sansas bootie yet?
now that Melly has resurrected Jon, she's going to resurrect Stannis Azor Ahai reborn, right ?
>>69203560
Olly was a ringleader?
>>69203528
the "not septa lemore" red priest
>>69203560
Hanged*
Who would you name your Queen of Love and Beauty?
>>69203480
Might watch The Faceless series today
How come the show never states that Dany believes in the Seven?
>>69203596
Sophie's butt.
Olly will be effeminized and will become not-Satin.
These threads move too fucking fast. Can we slow down on the waifuspamming?
![game.of.thrones.s01e01.720p.hdtv.x264-ctu.mkv_snapshot_00.15.21_[2011.07.11_21.37.32].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rcpOrhM.jpg "game.of.thrones.s01e01.720p.hdtv.x264-ctu.mkv snapshot 00.15.21 [2011.07.11 21.37.32]")
>"what did this, a mountain lion?"
>"there are no mountain lions in these woods. They're indigenous to the Americas. "
What did he mean by this?
>>69203584
who the fuck cares. Potatoboy needs to die. He should have died long ago. Little cunt.
Joffrey installed so much hate you wished a kid to die, and he is even worse.
>>69203596
your mom
>>69203624
You must be new
>>69203612
Strong atheist woman who don't need no gods
>>69203596
Satin and Jon
>>69203596
The actual queen
>>69203596
Honestly, what could go wrong?
>fat anglos don't know Northeners should use skis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski_warfare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BlfaMLxZGI#t=2m40
>Ski warfare, the use of ski-equipped troops in war, is first recorded by the Danish historian Saxo Grammaticus in the 13th century. The speed and distance that ski troops are able to cover is comparable to that of light cavalry. Swedish writer Olaus Magnus's 1555 A Description of the Northern Peoples describes skiers and their climbing skins in Scricfinnia in what is now Norway.
>>69203612
The books rarely state that either.
In fact, isn't there a chapter where Dany talks about all the gods and religions hinting that she personally is probably an agnostic?
>>69203534
That garden felt really anachronistic, same with the dornish palace last season.
>>69203627
>Joff
>bad
>>>/reddit/
>>69203652
Pleb taste.
>>69203655
Looks like an old gf I had back in high school.
Damn.
>>69203612
who cares
>>69203624
kill yourself :^)
>>69203267
The stallion that will mount the doorstep
>>69203596
Myranda
>>69203594
No. He's saying that the ring leaders were the only ones with big dicks. Jon kills them because he's salty that he only has a tiny cock
>>69203626
Loras also says "French sleeves" in S3
>>69203627
>>69203670
Joffrey actually had some very good ideas for ruling, even if he was a nutjob. A Royal Army would fix a lot of the issues Westeros is having.
>>69203612
targs only loosely follow the seven. I doubt visery taught her many things about the seven
>>69203688
Fringed sleeves retard
>>69203674
pic
>>69203657
>ski warfare
Holyshit, history was gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
>>69203596
Who else?
>>69203657
true desu
>>69203238
can some bookbros drop some Reach lore on me? Seems like an interesting place but the only background lore I know is the Field of Fire and how the Tyrells succeeded the Gardners.
>>69203698
Are you deaf? He clearly says French
>>69203657
good while downhill.
but everything that goes down, needs to go up, which wouldn't go well.
>>69203702
You want me to track her down and get a pic just to post it on /got/?
>>69203688
I loved that meme
Fuck it made people mad
>>69203662
Why? It looked like how a riverlords castle garden should look like
>>69203725
Who /rhaegar/ here
>>69203704
Why do you have such a limited close-minded view of history? Is your diet of books as bad as your actual diet?
I bet you don't even go into the sauna naked, barbarian.
>>69203596
pic related
>>69203723
Cross-country skiing is much faster than marching, despite an occasional uphill.
>>69203741
targeryan shits deserve nothing more than a sword shoved where the sun don't shine
>>69203723
>what is cross country
>>ski troops are able to cover is comparable to that of light cavalry
>>69203746
Spotted the Finnor Slav
so are the leaks true?
>Jesus Christ, Ned, when in Rome do as the Romans do
What did he mean by this?
>>69203706
>tfw no more daily reminders from rose
Where has it all gone so wrong?
>>69203746
History is gay as fuck and YOU is gay as fuck too, nigga.
>>69203721
No, he really doesn't.
>>69203735
The trees and hedges just felt too neatly gardened for a grimdark fantasycastle in a warzone.
Rereading some Dany excerpts from the books. She's still an idiot, but she's a qt idiot. Wish we could have gotten this Dany in the show.
>>69203725
>not having pictures of all your gfs so you could fap to them and send them cum tributes
You're weird
>>69203690
His anti-whore, anti-lgbt stance was pretty good. He respects family values, unlike the degenerate kings who opposed or preceded him.
>>69203775
I am sorry for your damaged hearing anon
Will ghost get any kills in this season?
>Jon and Tyrion are are targs from their father's side
>DAEN-erys is actually a Dayne
screencap this
Reminder that Stannis wanted to ban all prostitution in the Crownlands when he served on the Small Council.
>>69203688
muuAAHHHH the frensch sleeves
>>69203804
Bolton mooks and goons during the battle.
>>69203235
>Ned: I looked for you on the trident, that big river that my future daughter tosses a future prince's sword into.
>Arthur Dayne: we were not present, woe if we wuz to the usurper, your friend Robert, the fat king from season one remember show fans? eh? eh? remember?
bravo dabid
>>69203807
The should do a spin-off sit-com of the Robert-Jon Arryn-Stannis-Renly-Barristan-Littlefinger-Varys small council days.
>>69203804
Yeah he gets killed by Ramsay
:^)
REMINDER: Ramsay falls for the Umber's ruse and will be killed off by Osha
>>69203720
bump
>>69203806
I share a similar headcanon.
Ashara is actually a mistress of Aerys
>>69203807
>wanted to ban one of the crown's greatest guaranteed year round sources of income when they were already heavily in debt
but Stannis would've been a good king his fans say because _____ ???????????
>>69203849
How mad are you if this happens?
>Umbers promises Bolton to bring them Rickon
>Umbers give them a kid dressed as Rickon
>'Rickon" turns out to be Lyanna with a boy's haircut
>Lyanna screams "Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK"
>Stabs Ramsey in the chest
>>69203807
Absolutely based.
>>69203893
His fans are reddit fags
>>69203893
Because his fans are autistic like him.
Why have the Dothraki never conquered the Free Cities, Qarth, Ibben, Yi Ti or Slaver's Bay?
>>69203849
ramsay is going to go far and then get killed, but not this season
>>69203893
he is the one true king
>>69203913
Because they tried and the Unsullied rekt them
>>69203884
DELETE THIS
>>69203913
retarded barbarians who can only pillage villages and rape little peasant girls
screencap this
>mfw Stannisfags STILL in the year 2016 have not killed themselves
>>69203893
autism. Stannis should have abdicated for the good of the realm.
Golden Company vs Band of the Hawk (pre-eclipse)
Who wins?
>>69203921
there's only 2 season left after this one, Ramsay is finished this season.
Promise me, Ned
Screencap this
>>69203959
Who the fuck are the band of the hawk?
>>69203971
Better as Arianne
>>69203893
He would have been a shit king and the whole kingdom knew that.
Season 6 =lore and loose ends
Season 7 = convergence of 3 main characters
Season 8 = end
>>69203979
they're sellswords from a ASOIAF rip-off
>Promise me, Ned
>>69203769
Remember when people were freaking out because they thought Sansa would be present during Tyrion's trial? Good times.
>tfw I spent 4 years shitposting with some of you
It's a strange sort of feel.
>>69203970
who is going to be joffery 3.0 after Ramsay dies?
>>69203913
>Free Cities
they do sometimes but its better for them to just collect tribute
>Qarth
kind of far away across a desolate wasteland and impenetrable walls
>Ibben Dabid!!!
they don't have boats
>Slaver's Bay
unsullied would fuck their shit up
>Yi Ti
way too far and there are those stupid conehead zebra people GRRM actually thought up that are in the way
>>69203209
Looks like face of benevolence.
>>69203979
Check out this normie
Also a reminder that Griffith did nothing wrong
>>69204016
Ice Zombie King
>>69203979
Some bullshit only /a/-rejects like
>Khaleesi, it is known that I'm still locked in this fucking safe with some fat nigger. Get your ass back here and rescue me.
>>69203913
The Dothraki are going to sack and pillage Yunkai and perhaps Meereen in The Winds of Winter.
>>69203252
KEK I literally posted a shitposting thread about this:
">post yfw Jon yells NOW MY WATCH HAS ENDED"
D&D LITERALLY SHITPOSTS
>>69203913
tl;dr because they are overrated as fuck
>>69204061
>literally "I AM LORD STARK NOW"
>>69204092
I AM WINTERFELL
>>69204092
He is still a fucking bastard, resurrection doesn't make him stark
>>69204005
Nigga, Berserk was started 7 years before A Game of Thrones was written.
Band of the Hawk GOAT. Guts would shitstomp the mountain.
>>69204016
Rickon probably desu
>>69203994
Sorry but Season 7 is last
Serious question: Who is the true king of Westeros?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150033
Anyone else hopes Olly dies now that Jon's awoken?
>>69203971
>shitskin as a northener
kys faggot
>>69203661
She never is really drawn to any particular god, but thinks about them from time to time.
Agnostic would be a fitting description, maybe even atheistic.
Another contrast to Aegon who is brought up to embrace the gods to fit in with the plebs, literally.
Aegon is in many ways the polar opposite to her, like how he is a practical and handy man and she cant make a straw hat. grrm put that in the chapter for a reason.
Post your face when
>Ramsay anticipates Jon's forces
>wrecks and sacks the Cryps of Winterfell
>Hangs Ned's bones upside down for all to see
>smashes Lyanna's statue infront of everyone
>this makes everybody uncomfortable except the boltons
>>69204165
Why would he even do all that crap
>>69204141
Who cares? The queen is what matters
>Bran asks if Ned heard him, and the Raven says he heard him in the wind, and the vision is cut, Bran is mad because he wants to know, but thats for other time
>>69204181
Why wouldnt he
>>69203806
>implying jon wasn't created by magic or the gods
>>69204165
Are ned's corpse in the crypt? Who took it there?
>Another episode of Ramsay getting away with retarded shit without explanation or reason
anyway, who the fuck was that guy who pushed theon's dad off the bridge? and who was the chick who was messing with arya? And why was she blind anyway? I don't remember that shit happening.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150057
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150057
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150057
>>69204210
Tyrion had them sent there as far as I remember, not sure they arrived though.
>>69204193
who is she gonna marry when tommen dies?
sansa reunited with her direwolf
DABID phones up Frikidoctor to address his "problematic" videos
How does the conversation go, bros?
20
GOOD
MEN
>>69204221
>that one guy who answered yes
>>69203740
>using kikebook
>>69203779
Back then we didn't have easy pics, millennial.
>>69204217
>who the fuck was that guy who pushed theon's dad off the bridge
He is the bridge
>tfw was a big Danyfag and still kinda am but I have to admit her arc's really become boring, was on a slow downward slide since season 3 and the actress could have been better
Anyone have any Dany dream-castings or potential dream forks-in-the-road her story could have taken?
Post your face when
>WINTERFELL COURTYARD.
>Ramsay is looking at a flayed body on a cross.
>Mockingly: "He was still grinding his teeth when they found the body. Lord Stannis, last of the male Baratheons."
>A retainer enters:
>"My lord, the riders found the coals of a pyre in the Baratheon camp. With a child's remains. It appears it was Stannis's daughter."
>Ramsay: "Well, well..."
>turning to the flayed Stannis, grinning:
>"I never knew you to be such a fun-loving man."
>>69204256
t. millennial
>>69203791
>anti-lgbt stance
Joffrey was anti-gay? Was this in the show or book? Also I thought Stannis was anti-whore and anti-lgbt as well.
>>69204267
i like you
>>69204256
give us the name and city we will find her
>>69204267
>"Oh Lord Stannis, why so serious?"
;^)
>>69204165
>Ramsay anticipates Jon's forces
>wrecks and sacks the Cryps of Winterfell
>Hangs Ned's bones upside down for all to see
>smashes Lyanna's statue infront of everyone
>this makes everybody uncomfortable except the boltons
>Rickon is butchered
>Lyanna Mormont and Wyman Manderly flayed for all to see
>Osha's head on a spike
>Stannis's corpse slashed into an artistic display of gore
>Sansa throws up in utter disgust and horror
>cut to black
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM
>>69204256
There were cameras
>>69204016
Daenerys.
Do you think Yara and Balon kept Theon's cock?
>>69204143
It's the only reason I'm watching.
>>69204281
No one in the books is anti gay really. Sometimes they use it as threat to out someone, but it is not "abomination" shit, more like a social awkwardness and hinderance to marry.
Only the religious people, the seven and Victarion, are against gays so far. And not on the scale the show portrays it.
>tfw we will never learn about what Ned promised to Lyanna, nor Jon's true parentage, because everyone involved is fucking dead at this point except for Howland Reed who we have never even heard about in the show, and has basically now chance of showing up considering all the actual plot shit we have to deal with first
just fuck my shit up, senpai
>>69204267
>no "This shall be a fine skin to start the collection with"
>>69204165
Season 6 = The North Remembers
Season 7 = Dragon Blood
Season 8= Valar Morghulis Valar Dohaeris
>>69204353
Bran's going to learn it through his visions in the show, though.
>tfw afterlife doesn't exist in ASOIAF
>>69204381
For CotF it kinda does
http://www.strawpoll.me/10125157/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10125157/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10125157/
Out of the two remaining contenders.
GRRM should have stopped writing the books entirely and instead should have been chosen to write every Game of Thrones episode instead of D&D.
He's a screenwriter not an author at heart, and he's a better screenwriter than D&D
Roose, Ramsay. Sansa, Arya, Bran Rickon = Southern accents
Ned, Benjen, Robb, Jon, Greatjon, Rickard = Northern accents
WHY CAN'T THE NORTH HAVE NORTHERN ACCENTS?
FUCKING HELL
>>69204415
I'm not a fan of her but Dany would be the rightful heir.
The people voting Tommen are such pathetic shits
>>69204401
Does CotFs die of old age at all?
>>69204431
Yep.
>>69204381
It doesnt exist in real life either anon.
>"Oathbreaker" is the 3rd episode of the 6th season of Game of Thrones. It was directed by Daniel Sackheim. Sackheim is a first time director for Game of Thrones.[2]
>The Castle of Zafra in Guadalajara, Spain stood in for theTower of Joyin the episode.
F U C K I N G
C O N F I R M E D
>>69204459
t. Male feminist that loves watching his girl getting BLACKED
>>69204415
You have to mention who is tommens regnant. Tommen himself is a non entity
>>69204379
what will that achieve? Bran still can't do anything of any use apart from maybe get Jon intelligence but telling Jon he's targ won't make the slightest difference.
>>69204497
Kevan Lannister.
>>69204496
lots of buzzwords here
yfw DnD drag it out so long R+L=J isn't revealed until Episode 7
The one chance to make Bran interesting and they fucked it up.
>>69204437
You really want a good segment of the show to sound like an episode of Geordie Shore?
>>69204528
Northern =/= Geordie.
Nobody considers Geordies, Scousers or Brummies as human beings.
>>69204492
Dude everyone here already knows episode 3 will have ToJ
>>69204526
>they fucked it up
so you watched the episode already?
>>69204437
Sansa and Arya don't have northern accents and neither does Bran desu
>>69204381
>afterlife
I've got some bad news
>>69204437
Maybe some of the stark kids picked up their mothers accent
>>69204437
>Sansa, Arya, Bran Rickon
tbf these kids would have associated more with Catelyn so would probably sound more Tully.
Don't understand the decision for the Boltons though. Iwan Rheon should have used his natural Welsh accent for Ramsay, since the Lord Karstark last episode sounded Welsh as well
>>69204571yes
>>69204572
I know, that's why I said they have southern accents.
>>69204582
Have you ever heard of the child of an immigrant speaking with a foreign accent?
>>69204582
They're in the north surrounded by northerners with the sole exception of Caitlin and maybe a few servants.
If they were fostered south of the neck maybe, but accent isn't really hereditary like that.
>>69204123
Robb legitimized him, so technically he is. Though nobody still alive knows that.
>>69204605
my mum is Canadian and for a while my sister sounded quite north american too
plus in the show since the timeline is different, Arya and Sansa would have spent 4 years living in the south
>>69204526
Exposition: the storyline
>>69204629
>plus in the show since the timeline is different, Arya and Sansa would have spent 4 years living in the south
But we've heard them speaking in S1 as well and they didn't have any accent either.
>>69204638
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150235
http://www.strawpoll.me/10150235
>>69204589
gib link
>>69204605
>>69204607
Doesn't happen when coming from a different language but it does happen when coming from a place with same language but different accent.
Its very noticeable early on for the first child/only child
>tfw most of the smart old men die in the span of 3 episodes
rip Roose
rip Stannis
rip Doran
rip Balon even though hes sort of a dumbass
>>69204654
because they were young and taught by a southern Septa and raised more by their mother while Jon and Robb would have been out training with northern men-at-arms, being raised more by their northern father etc
>>69204683
>Roose
>Smart
He died like a dumbass
>>69204128
Mountain Vs Guts with berserker armor
who wins?
>>69204676
I agree, but still, they only had one or a few people speaking in non-distinctly northern accent. Bran for one was practically raised by Old Nan who is as northern as it can possibly gets and he didn't pick any of her articulations.
>>69204683
What smart old men remain?
Littlefinger
Brynden
Davos
THAT'S LITERALLY IT
Literally didn't know trueborns preceded legitimized bastards.
Would have made Roose's death much easier to predict.
>>69204700
Kevan
Varys
Bloodraven
High Sparrow
>>69204684
They started training with men-at-arms at what age, 12? 10? 9 at earliest? By that stage your pronunciation is more or less formed already.
Who has the biggest cock in GoT? List who you think.
1. Robert Baratheon
2. Tywin Lannister
3. Stannis Baratheon
4. Tyrion Lannister
5. Joffrey Baratheon
6. Ned "Game of Thrones" Stark
7. Rhaegar Targaryen
8. Euron Greyjoy
No cocks:
Theon Greyjoy
Varys
Jon Snow
>>69204700
Pycelle
>>69203473
ANNE ARYANAAAAAALLLLLL
EYE SHAPPPPPPOSHHHHHHHH
DADS AWFFFF DAAAAAHHH TABBBULLLL ASHHHHHWHELLLLLLLL
>>69204714
they don't. Once you've been legitimised you should precede any trueborn sons younger than you. It's why this didn't make sense
>>69204692
Guts. not even open to debate.
>>69204690
yeah he fricked up, even though it seemed completely out of character and only done for shock value.
>>69204700
>Brynden
hasnt been in the show in 2 seasons but hes allegedly coming back
also Jorah but hes gonna die le greyscale man
>>69204726
>Kevan
gonna die
>Varys
not much of a man xDDD
Bloodraven and the High Sparrow too yeah
>>69204750
Andal Succession laws say Roose > Baby Bolton > Ramsay
>>69204730
fucking showfag
Tormund>EVERYONE
>>69204750
Its more complicated than that. I think GRRM said legitimisation is so rare that there are no strict rule
>>69203238
she's ugly
>>69204766
Does Jamie count as old man?
>>69203473
SHABBOOZH
>>69204799
Does he count as smart?
who wins the clageynbowl?
>>69204839
Hound
>>69203382
pretty good reason tbf (to be fair)
>>69204672
Bram's for me. I mean I actually like quite a few bits of it and know it's supposed to lead to SOMETHING big but my god does it do a good job of fooling me into thinking it's the most filler shit.
Arya goes mostly on the outskirts of the main plot but her adventures can be really fun. Dany's story idles around something fierce but I can't help but like it because of the cool setting, characters and some of her cool moments.
After leaving Winterfel Bran fucks around in a boring snowy wasteland and it still isn't clear what the purpose of his story is if any.
>>69204839
Their wisecracking secret dwarf brother who was IRONICALLY raised as a Lannister
>>69204683
best meme this year
>>69204672
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
>gets beaten up with a stick
>"no one"
High quality entertainment right there.
>>69204766
LOL I GET IT CAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A COCK XDDD
>Stannisfags will never not be salty
>>69204919
"We're going to skip Bran for this season because his training would just be filler."
Anyone want to throw around some old memes with me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5PHTbt2GdM
>>69204969
OYSTERS
CLAMS
AND KEKOLDS
>>69204946
arya tested really well with tumblr, so even if her scenes are just her standing there, we'll gain .5 shekels per second
>>69204969
cleganebowl
stannis the mannis
haha
classic
>>69204919
POST Ned's death Arya:
S2: Going through the Riverlands doing nothing
Arrived at Harrenhal doing nothing
Leave Harrenhal doing nothing
S3: Find Broterhood without Banners
Do nothing
Sandor clegane finds you
Do some more nothing
Go to Red Wedding and then leave without doing anything
S4: Walk to the Vale doing nothing
Lysa isn't there so can't do nothing
Find Brienne doing nothing
Sandor and Brienne do stuff while you do nothing
Finally have a chance to do something but end up leaving to go do more nothing
S5: Arrive in Braavos doing nothing
Eventually let into the House to do more nothing
Clean some dead bodies
Scrub the floor
See dead faces whilst doing nothing
Then she killed Meryn Trant and became blind
S6: Nothing and some more nothing
BRAVO DND
>>69204969
>Oysters, clams and cuckolds
>Old meme
>>69204969
OLDFAGS MEMES AND CVCKOLDS
>>69204939
Why is her face so fat
>>69204992
Arya+Hound was really interesting. Arya got boring after going to Braavos
>>69204969
gendry alone on a boat kek
>>69205012
This week on game of thrones
>heeh vary's you have no dic
>you have no height
>QUIPED
>oh jon you live
>you want the good lord commander buy need the baddd stark
>I am the north now
>jaime you need to go to the iron islands
>not the riverlands?
>the riverlands, what's that?
>have you ever heard the rains of castmer?
>yes every single day it's the only song in wästeros
>then who
>are
>you
>>69205006
This is a reddit meme. Fuck off to reddit
>>69205020
HAHAHAHAH SS ABANDONED PLOTLINES ! ! !
>>69204969
>season 5
>Old meme
Who HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS here?
>>69203807
And that is a bad thing because...?
>>69205050
*wags finger in your direction*
>>69204969
DUDE PAEDOPHILES LMAO
>>69205063
>Carice is in my house right now
>>69205073
LOL A PICTURE OF AN EMBRYO THAT SAYS "TOO OLD" xD
GET IT?
>>69203550
The others were killed by the wilding or ran away ,stop complaining about nothing
How do you think Eddard would think about all his kids and what they've done since he died?
>>69204141
It was Stannis, legally. Now, I think this is the bastard of Robert, MIA.
I like this meme.
>>69205096
>a tree
>a slut
>a wolf
>another wolf
>an edgy emo girl
He would have taken Ice and cut off his own head again
>>69205112
lol manse btfo
have a meme
NEW BREAD?
>>69203971
She would have been god-tier Arianne or Azshara Dayne, but no they had to cast someone so middle-eastern looking as a Northerner..
>>69203248
Nobody but aerys and that other guy he gave the order to knew about the order
>>69205096
He'd probably think they're all faggots, except for maybe Jon and Rickon.
>Oathbreaker, traitor, all around failiure
>Groomed to be pimped out by the man who got Ned killed
>In a weird death cult, psycho
>Tree, abomination
>>69205205
>jon
>ned's child
LOL
>>69205097
It's actually Dany
>>69205228
He is. Ned is the one who raised him, regardless of who his biological parents are.
>>69205085
that was a good one
I hope he's ok
>>69205260
Is that what you told your wife's son?
>>69205205
>Oathbreaker, Traitor, all around failure
Kek spot the ass mad Karstark
>>69205274
>adopting your orphaned nephew is the same as being a cuck
No wonder white race is in trouble. People don't stand up for their family anymore.
>That episode where Jaime got humiliated the fuck out by the Boltons by making him drink horse piss and kicking him in the mud
Imagine if Tywin saw that - his skilled, blessed with youth and beloved heir being dehumanized by a group of some unwashed northerners.
>>69205348
Stop it anon, my penis can only get so erect
>>69205096
I'm the only one that thinks that Jon isn't Ned's bastard but rhaegar and lyanna's child??
>>69205406
>rhaegar and lyanna's child
That is a crazy theory, please tell me more.
>>69205406
And Meera is his sister, right?
>>69204730
we all know who has the biggest dick
>yfw when your lover has lost his hand
>>69206067
>when his hand count begins and ends with one
someone make a new thread. can't be arse miself.
>>69204730
I always imagined that Bobby B has a an average cock, but it's girthy and his balls are huge.
