Stargate Thread
What are you Jaffa doing tonight?
GOOLD?
>>69195077
Missing Stargate, t b h senpai' vah.
>>69195077
>we never got the movie to close the ori arc
feels bad man
>>69195656
The Ark Of Truth wasn't close enough for you?
>>69195656
Either you made yourself forget because it was so bad or you really didn't know about this. The Ark of Truth is the wrap-up movie
>pure white society
>gets attacked by SJWs first
>fighting tooth and nail just to survive
>has millions upon millions of innocent women and children that will be genocided by the SJWs
>O'Neal kills them all because MUH BLACK PEOPLE
What is the right order to watch this? What series and what movies?
>>69196817
>gets attacked by SJWs first
They gassed everyone else first you revisionist asshole.
>>69196853
Watch the episode again, breeder.
>>69196817
>gets attacked by SJWs first
>first
Nah bruh.
>>69195077
watching s04e22 right meow
Are there any other Stargates worth watching after I finish SG1? I think I saw some people talking about Atlantis being good before.
>>69196817
>>69196896
Even /pol/ likes SG1
>>69196995
Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe. Atlantis is pretty much the same type of show as SG-1 but Universe is completely different, similar in style to Battlestar Galactica and focusing on character relationships rather than the action/adventure format of the other two shows.
>>69196995
Rewatching SG1 now. On S02E03.
Atlantis a shit. It's like the Go-Bots to SG1's Transformers.
Universe is worth it just for Robert Carlyle's performance and the BSG-style "we're fucked on a derelict ship in the middle of nowhere" atmosphere. Pretty much everything else about it is terrible.
>>69197237
>>69197507
Should I watch Battlestar Galactica after SG1 then? It's been on my list.
>>69196746
>papyrus font
Make it stop
>>69197536
Oh god yes. BSG is GOAT if you like sci-fi at all. The ending is off-putting for most (I count myself among those) but on re-watching, the themes expressed in the end were there from the beginning.
>>69197536
yes, definitely. It's one of the best sci fi shows ever made, if not the best
>>69197237
I just watched the first two episodes of SG Atlantis for the first time.Humans are food for the WraithWhat a fucking played out, retarded premise. I won't continue.
>>69197237
Universe is super gay.
>>69197977
It's like the Grey's Anatomy of the Stargate franchise.
Who the fuck are these people recommending Universe but not Atlantis? Kill yourself please.
Universe had potential and some good performances but ultimately tried too hard to be LOST, BSG, anything but a Stargate show. The self insert nerd character was cringy as fuck.
I'd just like to add that Atlantis is strong on the fact that it is already part of the established Stargate world. Even the worst episode of Atlantis is better than the worst episode of SG1.
I guess people tend to block it out or forget but some of the early SG1 episodes were fucking awful. Remember when they all got turned into cavemen? Remember when those Blue Crystals on that PURE YELLOW SAND in some set, because they couldn't even afford to shoot in a desert, turned into Jack and Jack's dead kid? Remember when Hathor single-handedly took over the SGC and then set up a hot tub in the locker rooms?
>>69198274
I remember all of that and I think I can take any filler shit episode of those than any other shit filler episode from any other series.
I was playing Starbound and found this!
Does this look like the ancient weapon on Dakara? It has all those stones that you touch to dial in the weapon and it is in like a mountain.
>>69197536
>>69197625
>>69197707
>BSG is GOAT
>It's one of the best sci fi shows
Only if you don't mind the retarded politics and judgements, and mary sue characters.
The spacefights are nice but the rest is soap opera deep.
>>69198143
Eli was 100% cringe, I agree. Complete with beta orbiting of a "hot" popular chick that is fucking Chad and literally friendzoned him multiple times.
I just couldn't get into Atlantis and admittedly I didn't get past the first season. IMO the characters were blatant knockoffs of better characters in SG-1. I know it's a minority opinion. Everybody seems to compare it to Universe since they were contemporaries and competing for funding, and really it's not a fair comparison. Universe was its own thing and by and large, done badly. A better comparison is Atlantis vs SG1, and it falls completely flat.
>>69198274
Don't talk to me or my Goa'uld queen ever again.
>>69198641
>unironically using "mary sue"
opinion discarded, memer
>>69198274
those were GOAT episodes imho.
it was great that htey meat crystal lifeform.. not only humanoids. We also got know more about Jack and his family.
The see monster guy, who wanted to find his lover Momoroka (or what) has nice myth too, as she was once a ruler in Babylon.
I think they did the best.
>>69198641
>mary sue
Who the hell was a mary sue on that show? What character didn't completely fuck things up from time to time?
I would like to point out that I'm not trying to be contrarian, but I generally think Atlantis is better than SG-1. Not that Atlantis doesn't have a lot of garbage, I thought as a whole it was quite a bit smoother than SG-1, with much more balance between long-term character and story arcs, and adventure-of-the-week episodes. SG-1 never really got out of the weekly adventure mode, with the exception of a few episodes that referenced a previous ep or maybe a couple. But in general SG-1's main weakness is that it never developed it's world or arcs, except for the increasingly ridiculous supervillian escalation.
SG-1 was horrible about its overarching antagonists, and the writers perpetually put themselves into a cycle of having big bad supervillians of insurmountable power to inflate tension, which would eventually be hand-waved by some dues-ex-machina or lucky break victory by the plucky heroes. It got old by the time Literally Satan was defeated. It also took away from building arcs based around other factions and minor villians which were more interesting. They barely did jack shit with the Goa'uld System Lords, or the dynamic of their alliances in a constant flux, or the Tok'Ra (who were usually either the token solution-out-the-ass providers, or the token "halp us we got a random problem out the ass" damsels).
I think in general with the Wraith, SGA had a lot better progression of danger and hero faction growth, they were able to throw in fairly decent side-arcs (and shitty side-arcs of course as well), but maintaining a good threat level throughout the early seasons. Once they started bringing in their own superlegos people it started going south but that season was still great (generally I think SGA season 3 is the best overally SG season).
Universe was ok, but unfortunately it was trying too hard to be the BSG remake, with emphasis on character drama, and frivolous musical montage scenes to (fail to) inflate emotional investment.
>>69198828
SG1
>we don't have the technology
Atlantis
>we don't have the power
Universe
>we are too dumb to get the repair robot in a box to work
>>69196746
it was shit!
SHIT!!
and last two seasons were a mistake....
Post more sg 1 gifs
Someone
>>69198698
what do you call the masculine pilot girl, who is the best pilot, the best sniper, best mechanic(even managing to work an alien organic plane), and also some the chosen one, etc ?
>>69200688
she is an alcoholic, incredibly abusive and hurtful to those around her, low self-esteem, afraid of commitment; as the series goes on she becomes more and more depressed and unhinged. She is not universally loved by everyone else for her flaws, some characters downright hate her. i.e. not a mary sue
>>69196995
You should start alternating between Atlantis and SG-1 after Season 7, the shows sometimes refer to each other in fun ways and it makes the universe feel nicely rounded.
>>69200793
Do you mean when I start season 8 or when I start season 7?
>>69200869
When you start Season 8. The two shows aired concurrently for three years.
Stargate (1994)
SG-1 Seasons 1 - 7
SG-1 Season 8/SGA Season 1
SG-1 Season 9/SGA Season 2
SG-1 Season 10/SGA Season 3
The Ark of Truth
SGA Season 4
SGA Season 5x01
Continuum
SGA Season 5x02 - 5x20
SGU Seasons 1 - 2
>>69201042
Posting in a whacko thread!
![Stargate SG-1 S05E03 DVDrip-AVC (AXN Sci-Fi) + Sub.mkv_snapshot_09.25_[2016.05.07_06.32.12].png](https://i.imgur.com/VKXPVhm.png "Stargate SG-1 S05E03 DVDrip-AVC (AXN Sci-Fi) + Sub.mkv_snapshot_09.25_[2016.05.07_06.32.12].png")
>>69201995
this episode just happened
Was she the hottest girl in stargate?
>>69200954
Thanks for this Anon. I noticed a couple of days ago that some Stargate SG-1, Atlantis, and Universe are on Hulu.
I have seen most of the SG-1 episodes. But I wasn't sure how/when the other series tied in.
Came here just now to ask.
>>69202194
she's the hottest girl in anything she's in
>>69200781
Not the anon you're arguing with, but the usual connotation of Mary Sue is that any "flaws" they have turn out to be irrelevant to their ability to BTFO everyone else out in their own supposed fields of excellece.
By the end of the series, the only recurring characters that Starbuck hasn't completely annihilated, up to and including having them say "But you're *so much* better at this than me!" are Cottle (Medicine), Roslin (Politics) and Lampkin (Law).
Bill Adama begs her for tactical and strategic advice. The dude who jumps a fucking capital ship into atmosphere. She out-drinks and out-assholes Saul Tigh, a legendarily embittered alcoholic. She's more inspirational to military personnel and the Fleet than Lee Adama, someone so charismatic they called him Apollo. She's a better Jump navigator than Gaeta, who only kept the Fleet together while travelling past the safe jump limit over thousands of FTL jumps across multiple years. She's a better shot and ground fighter than god damn Colonial Marines. Better sense of ethics than Helo. Etc etc etc.
Meanwhile her assholishness never impacts on anything because everyone goes crawling to her to save them, all her sins are forgiven because she's JUST THAT AWESOME YOU GUYS.
Like,they literally had to kick Apollo out of the military since there was no point to him being around any more OOC, Starbuck ate up all the "ace pilot and commander" shit, leaving him with nothing to do.
They really should have toned her down. Best pilot, best gambler, best trainer is fine. But then they got addicted to making her the best at whatever it was that the episode required.
guys guys
i hear you like stargate ja
guess vat
>>69198828
Atlantis was a bit like Angel in that as a spin-off show they had a better idea of how to do things so the lows were never as low as SG-1 (not that it has many bad episodes, mind) but then the highs are never as high either.
Personally I liked Universe (I know, I'm a heretic) but it had Greer, Lt. James, and Dr. Rush even if there wasn't much else going on.
Especially Greer. "Oh, yeah. While you useless fucks were dicking around with Ancient technology, I went and built a MOTHERFUCKING FLAMETHROWER. Now I will save you with it."
Episode 200 killed my sides
>>69204699
>every costume Teal'c wears in that episode has a giant codpiece
>>69202194
>>69203199
Deadpool was right when he said she's the woman who engineered for men (or geeks)
>hot
>likes sci-fi
>does sci-fi
>ergo likes cosplay
>always sexy /mostly sluty / lewd
>many time does dominant roles
>>69204699
Thor as rygel still cracks me up.
I hope someone makes a
SGCOM mod
>>69198828rainbow sun francks
One day I'll watch SGU.
Hmmmm Boob'ra
>>69207177
You could watch it today
http://www.comettv.com/
>>69207479
STARGÅTE
WHAT
>it's a unscheduled offworld activation
>>69209547
>Daniel constantly getting carried off by aliens
He probably got raped a bunch.
Fuck you i liked SGU.
Who here is fucking hype for next week? I honestly don't even care if it turns out to be shit, just being back in the universe is all i need.
>>69209547
FATE
>>69202156
>>69201995
Stargate filled my need for tomboy military woman, is there any show with a character like Sam?
>>69209206
nice
>>69209720
SGA episodes had those more often
>>69209922
>>69197237
>>69209206
I want morrigan to step on me.
I just got through watching all of SG1 for the first time actually, and is it just me or is the second movie (Continuum) pretty awful?
Feels like there's a billion plot holes left open by it.
Wouldn't the Stargate being activated so early (1939?) change its history significantly? Even if Mitchell threw the Jaffa/Baal corpses into the sea and convinced the crew to keep quiet, there's still a giant hole in the ship and a burnt shipping crate.
Plus the time machine is still sitting around somewhere.
Not to mention all the things that should have happened without SG1 existing in that alternate timeline.
This shit is frustrating
>tfw stargate is getting rebooted completely
>hack director doesn't like tv series
>tfw Atlantis movie never ever
>tfw star trek 2017 is going to suck
m-muh scifi escapism
>>69210564
I just recently realized it myself but yeah, SG-1 really shits the bed when it comes to time travel logic. How the fuck did they come out of a gate that wasn't even there in 1969? And running from timeline changes?
>>69211029
there still are yearly blockbusters, and some series (The expanse, Dark Matter )
>>69203414
Yeah I get what you're saying I guess. I usually just think of a Mary Sue just being this perfect, flawless self-insert. Kara was pretty OP with those things you mentioned but I guess it didn't bother me because of those other things that didn't make her perfect, and were honestly quite irritating by the end, like her attitude and demeanor and whatnot.
One thing that always bugged me in SG-1 was the whole Tretonin thing.
When it was first introduced, they made a point out of a being in incredibly short supply. They couldn't stress that enough, plus it seemed like a real pain in the ass to make (requiring a willing, living Goa'uld queen for one).
But as time went on, they just started handing out Tretonin like freaking candy, giving it to whole tribes of Jaffa willy-nilly, Teal'c too of course.
Did I miss a line of dialogue or something?
WE WUZ STARGATE SG-1 AN SHEIT
>>69211673
The Tok'ra managed to refine it. Their dying queen I think did it.
>>69209848
HOMO ROKA
>>69211673
all it takes is a grounded up Goa'uld. There's plenty of that in supply after their downfall
>>69211673
They showed Tretonin being synthesized in the last episode, Unending, though that was with the fancy new Asgard technology they just got. So that might not be a good explanation for the years prior to that.
Can't imagine that there's a factory grinding up millions of symbiotes for the SGC somewhere out there, so I'll just hazard a guess and say that they managed to replicate the stuff in a lab.
The writers seemed to forget about its "cure any disease and live for an extra hundred years" properties though and just used it on Jaffa.
But that's a question for another day.
>>69211630
>big guy
I'm going to a Stargate convention in Vancouver this year. What am I in for?
>>69214157
dont they have a brochure? what does it say?
maybe some actors of the series will appear, i've seen such vids on youtube
>>69214157
I was at FedCon in Germany a couple of years ago.
RDA, Michael Shanks and Amanda Tapping were there, it was awesome. I've also met David Hewlett and Suanne Braun.
You'll have a lot of fun
>>69204775
>dominant roles
eww, the perfect woman is a sub don't you know anything
>It's a someone dies and gets brought back to life episode
Couldn't even let Ronon have a heroes death in the last episode of Atlantis.
>>69209770
i liked two things about it
>>69202194
>>69214505
>That big
>No bra
>Not sagging
Wat sorcery is this
>>69214510
I'd hallow her orifice if you catch my drift.
>>69214527
A 100% pure tau'ri milk factory.
>>69214527
good genes i guess
https://66.media.tumblr.com/58d51789406cbc5fa22af28f195fd8e1/tumblr_o6iia5z2X41vr3coxo1_500.gif
anyone remember that episode when they stumble upon apophis' forces training to infiltrate SG1 and they pretend to be his generals and shit? i wasn't expecting that at all
>>69214505
>>69214422
holy shit what an enormous balloon!
i would blow some more in her through that slit
>dom/sub
looks like she's okay with both
>>69214751
>she will never be your pregnant sex slave chained to the bed
>>69214615
Yeah season 3 might a have been war games or something
Hey, guys. Have I told you about my people lately?
>>69214800
is she indian or maori i could never tell
I'm drinking Jaffa
I really need to rewatch the show
>>69214818
Tanzanian
>>69214818
She's Afro-Euro mixed.
>>69214505
>>69214615
>>69214624
Aaah, Lt. hooters
The only good thing to come out of SGU
Well, that plus the "Hey guys let's fix the Galactica" meme
>>69214881
>>69214909
both these answers baffle me
african, really? wow...
>>69214800
Only EVERY FUCKING WEEK
>>69214909
Afro-Ameri-Canadian desu
>Luttrell was born in Dar Es Salaam, Tanzania, the daughter of Veronica Makihio Shenkunde Luttrell of the Washambala tribe of The Usambara Mountains, and Dr. William Leon Luttrell from Bossier City, Louisiana. She is one of four daughters. Her family emigrated to Canada when she was five years old, and she was raised in Toronto
>>69195077
My Lord told me to kre so I kre.
This was the best episode of SGA.
>>69215069
>Kre
>Not KREE
How new are you?
>>69197014
That's because its super popular with autists. I'm not making that up.
>>69215102
I'm doing a rewatch of SGA, only halfway through the first season but Rodney and Weir are the only characters that I like and I'm starting to come around on Sheppard. This time around he doesn't feel like so much of a bad O'Neill clone. Also, the Die Hard two parter is really great.
Fug, I miss Stargate. Is there any comfy space-faring sci-fi shows on currently that are similar?
>>69215462
Dark Matter
>"Sheppard"
>>69214800
Goddamn I always wanted to fuck her. Weir and the chick doc as well.
>>69215535
>"Dex"I'll show myself out.
>>69215462
I'm a decade or so late but Farscape? Mitchell and Vala travelling through space as fugitives meeting tons of interesting species and getting into shenanigans, also some episodes are quite surreal.
>>69215178
We need a sperging pepe with an Apophis symbol on his forehead.
>KREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69198641
This. After watching a couple first episodes of BSG I was convinced this is going to be THE best sci-fi series, but they wasted too much potential.
>>69215581
>mfw I binge watched Farscape on Netflix without know that The Peacekeeper Wars existed
>Dat ending
>>69214505
Those boobs are comically big. How would a girl like this even get into the military?
>>69215802
disorientation devices or improvised clubs
>>69215462
Continuum and Orphan Black are the two best Canadian sci-fi series since then.
I like Dark Matter but that's more of a nostalgia thing.
>>69215802
Shut up, nerd.
>>69215802
Girls like that can get into anywhere, anon.
APOPHEEEESE
>>69216295
it's pretty true
>tfw no shy nerd daniel husbando
>tfw no buff assertive nerd daniel husbando
>>69215716
I'm nearing the end of season 3 of Farscape now. I know about Peacekeeper Wars and assume the show ends on a cliffhanger, but myfiancedoesn't. I'm waiting for the shitstorm.
I just finished getting through Stargate and I'm wanting more stuff to watch of a similar nature
I've had next to no sci-fi experience in my life, but both TNG and BSG are huge things obviously, which should I watch?
i cannot tell what made stargate that good, i thought since i liked it i would love startreek and swars but nope, they're not the same, stargate has that self aware factor that just makes it work.
>>69216517
>I know about Peacekeeper Wars and assume the show ends on a cliffhanger
Heh, you could say that.
>>69216547
Man, that's really hard to say, they're both at completely opposite ends of the spectrum in terms of atmosphere. If anything I'd say go lighter first and watch TNG.
>>69216547
Farscape desu
>>69216709
I know next to nothing about either show honestly, sorry if it's a retarded question.
But thanks, I was leaning towards TNG anyway, I'll give that a shot
>>69216654
Not just that but the titular plot device is just far more interesting than another run of the mill spaceship crew in space.
>>69196817
what episode was this?? you mean the one with those plant people who acted like mimes?
>>69217362
I think he's talking about the one where there's a group of people in a bunker fighting a war, and it turns out that they're a bunch of clones (with massive warehouses with more clones of these clones) gassing and droning the rest of the planet ("breeders").
I think they wanted materials for atomic weapons from SG-1 in exchange for their advanced technology.
>it's a Murray episode
>>69216765
>>69217930
>>69217981
>>69218018
>>69218060
>>69218135
>>69218170
>>69218170
>John Sheppard.
>>69218187
>>69218265
>>69218265
>>69218222
>tfw no more Todd and Sheppard bromance
>>69218304
that guy genuinely freaked me out and the way they treated pilot
>>69218291
>>69218322
That and the Eat Me episode with the other pilot
>>69218378
>>69218320
Vegas was such a great send off for sheppard.
>>69218429
>>69218457
>>69218457
>>69218463
I love Harvey
>>69216383
>FOOL, I WILL KILL YOU!
That line still kills me.
>tmw Farscape/Firefly crew members show up
That was too disenchanting for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfJgT89hEME
>mfw this looks pretty good actually, and there's no hope of them not giving Emmerich free rein on Stargate
UNSCHEDULED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION
>>69215593
they would now jump right into her bra
just found this
>>69218060
nice apples
>captcha 1000th store window
>>69221426
that was GOAT episode!
first one when started watch it regularly
>>69198467
Wow, someone ripped off Terraria hard.
>>69221426
>meet these assholes the aschen
>realize you received a weird space-time warning from yourselves
>bait them into dialing this world
No wonder the Tok'ra think we're uncivilized assholes.
>>69222590
Yes because fucking up a race who was trying to fuck you up makes you the bad guy. And fuck what the Tok'ra thinks, Genocide, and blowing up a sun of a solar system was one of many species obliterating schemes they had.
>>69222703
>>69222590
>the aschen
I liked that race. Shit I wish they become bigger villains instead of having shitty ori.
>>69222799
Right?
Instead, we get "HUR DUR KING ARTHUR BECAUSE KNIGHTS R COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
Also, the Reetu, those Aliens from foothold, the crystal skull aliens, etc.
They fucked up bad towards the end, no wonder the entire franchise died. I was looking forward to the idea that the Goa'uld evolved from the First Person Shooter they developed. It was a much more interesting idea.
>>69222590
Bait? They were trying to sterilize us. And hell, if we figured out how to cut off a wormhole I bet they could.
>>69222943
>Earth is plagued by Global Warming
>We are rapidly stripping our natural water supply
>billions go hungry every day
The Ori were right.
>>69214527
it's bras that cause sagging, m8
>>69209776
What? They making something new? What's it about?
>>69223863
It's not by the show's creators so it's nothing.
>>69223863
Comic continuation of Atlantis called Return to Pegasus
>Stargate: Atlantis is back with a brand new monthly comic book series that continues the television series continuity and is jam packed with fun extras! Comic illustrating legend, Greg LaRocque (Flash Return of Barry Allen, Web of Spider-Man), joins the team of Mark L. Haynes and J.C. Vaughn (Fox’s 24) to deliver the next official chapter in Stargate: Atlantis mythology. Following the destruction of the Super Hive ship, Atlantis and her crew find themselves stranded on Earth. But a startling discovery sends the team in search of a new Gate system and reveals that the horrors of the Pegasus Galaxy are not far away. A new threat rises to challenge the crew and stop the city from returning to its rightful place. Come with us on this new comic book season of Stargate Atlantis and join the fight to get #BackToPegasus!
>>69223927
More than we would have gotten otherwise.
I want one of these vr things.
>>69209547
SG-BUMP
Planning some SGA streaming this summer in my off time. Figured we could get in the whole series at least this time around.
>>69195077
#JAFFA LIVES MATTERgoddamn the entire SG-1 team is a bunch of hypocrite cucks
>>69215638
I laughed way too hard at this
>>69212166
>The writers seemed to forget about its "cure any disease and live for an extra hundred years" properties though and just used it on Jaffa.
Tretonin had two flaws. First, it replaces your immune system, and your own immune system can't start back up again if you stop taking it. Second, the effectiveness of the drug decreases over time, so you need more and more doses at a higher and higher rate.
The second problem was fixed by Egeria in her last spawning (she'd been reducing the effectiveness as a way to stop them from driving her to birth so many, but they just made her birth more). However, the first problem, that it replaces your immune system and your own can't restart, remained the same. You can give it to a Jaffa just fine, because they don't have an immune system without a symbiote anyway. You can't give it to a human unless that human never wants their own immune system to do anything ever again.
At least that's what I remember, it's been a fair while since I watched the episode.
