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Benjen Stark edition
Old: >>69181950
Gendry's not coming back is he
>>69184079
why does their mouth look so much like a frozen messed up anus?
>>69184129
Who?
2nd for Renly
>Brienne starts boasting about how she killed Stannis "The Usurper"
>Davos goes into a blind rage and kills Brienne
>Post yfw
>>69184129
He will, but only for one scene to remind us of how evil Ramsay is
Reminder that Cersei has a drinking problem and this is why she's so fat.
The Others look like Muppets edition
>>69184079
>Benjen Stark edition
Based. Benjen will be Azor Ahai. Just you watch.
Why hyped for ruling Kevan?
>>69184079
Benjen will meet with Bran beyond the wall and they will find out their missions are similar. Making Babby Benjin look just like Babby Bran was not a coincidence.
>>69184165
I don't think she ever called Stannis usurper.
Double kinslayer tho.
threadly reminder
>qyburn's little birds
>>69184208
Someone post the picture with Kevan with a crossbow bolt in his shoulder. I think it was a snapchat picture
>>69184221
Well she thinks Renly is the rightful king so it wouldn't be a stretch for show Brienne to do that
So, Euron=Daario is definitely ded isn't it? Seemed like a /v/ favourite.
>>69184226
would bang
>>69184259
I was a fucking shop from last year newfag
>>69184244
He only thinks he controls them. They're double-agents/still loyal to Varys. He's gonna get stabbed to death.this can't be happening! i'm in charge here!
Why no leaks this week bros?
Did gurm fuck up by having literal thousands of years of history where nothing happens?
>>69184226
Walda looks pretty good in red.
>>69184259
>Well she thinks Renly is the rightful king
I thought she thought that Renly was the better king. I don't think she ever talked about any rights
>>69184315
>petty kings fighting each other
>land constantly changing hands
>nothing happening
>>69184315
What do you mean?
>>69184226
Theres nobody in the world I wanna hate fuck more than this awful sexy actress
>>69184324
Nope when she "kills" Stannis she says that he killed Renly the rightful king
>>69184268
Nah, just stupid Dabid shit fucking with the story.
>>69184324
She mentioned it before she became a kingslayer
>>69184356
Relatively little has happened in Westeros the past ten thousand years honestly
>>69184244
claiming left one.
>Kill the boy and let the man be born
who /hype/
>>69184363
>Daario = Euron
>not Daario = Benjen
>>69184404
>25 minutes of boring Jon shit in next episode, and some Dany stuff too
hope they don't have any dorne or there won't be any time left for interesting characters.
>Why doesn't Stannis the largest king simply eat the other?
>>69184079
who /leaf/ here?
>>69184400
They also had periods of pre-human stone age with the Children, Bronze Age with First Men, Iron age with Andals, wars, setting up kingdoms. Thats like saying nothing was happening in Europe between the appearence of homo sapiens and founding of the Roman highly organized society. There was fuck ton of cultures, chiefdoms, clans and so on.
Also daily reminder that the Children survived and went up far north, eventually evolving into Others.
![Game of Thrones 6x02 - Home.mkv_snapshot_11.55_[2016.05.01_20.40.13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ECeGoCM.jpg "Game of Thrones 6x02 - Home.mkv snapshot 11.55 [2016.05.01 20.40.13]")
>tfw so excited to see olly die next episode
>almost makes it worth it enduring his stupid little face every time
>caloressi returns to her advisors
>all is "good", for a while
>one day, out of the blue, Daarion dissapears
>caloressi is found in a room, throat slit open
>note on the wall
>"Robert Baratheon sends his regards"
yfw?
>>69184526
spoopy
Tyrion whispering to dragons makes no sense.
>>69184526formerLeaf is 10/10
Is there any northern house more despicable than these fucks
>Its a D&D read the Tyrion = Targ theory and actually put it into the show for no reason episode
Okay, we know practically nothing about Benjen Stark. The questions:
1. Why did he join the Night's Watch?
2. Where is he now?
3. Which side (NW, wildlings, others) did he choose?
We know that Ned and his father loved Brandon and Lyanna, and Lyanna was a wild girl. The wiki says Benjen Stark joined the NW after Rob's Reb - maybe he had no good relationship to the rest of his family and couldn't stand Ned grieving for them.
His mother is unknown. Maybe she's a wildling and he had loved her so he went to the Wall with her.
It is very unlikely that he commited a crime-Ned would not want him to come near to his family.
Maybe he's a warg. After Rob's Reb he knew the Ned is the lord so he went to the Wall. There are big woods and lots of animals to warg in. As Ned's brother he would have had to marry some lady. As a crow he escaped this fate.
-If he's a warg, maybe he ran off to be free.
-Maybe he's Coldhands' elk. His companions were killed by the Others but he escaped by warging. (Maybe he even controlls Coldhands.)
-It's possible but unlikely that Benjen Stark joined the Others if he's a warg. Wargs are well with the wildlings, and the wildlings hate the Others.
Maybe he does the same as Jon: He joined the wildlings/Others to find out their plans.
The Others:
-We know the story of the Night King-maybe the same happened to him.
-It's possible that the Others used him to get the NW out of their castles.
What do you say?
>>69184586
It makes about as much sense as any of their other fanfiction
>>69184314
>Why no leaks this week bros?
Because HBO has no need to produce anymore "leaks", they know you'll watch and keep paying that cable bill.
>>69184129
*gendry arrives at dorne from sailing for like 3-4 seasons*
gets killed off for being a weak man by bad possi
>Talking to grill about GOT
>asks me who my favourite actors were on the show
>I say Dillane, McElhatton and Headey
>She says Clarke and Harington
why do normies have such shit tier taste?
>>69184244
>qyburn makes the eight
>>69184618
the freys
>>69184637
Benjen is Daario
>>69184644
I watch each episode twice and I haven't paid shit yet
>>69184637
1) third son, didn't expect to hold anything important
2) dead, frozen somewhere north of the wall
3) nw
>>69184667
*tips fedora*
>>69184677
kek
>>69184550
I think we have to agree the claimed time scale of thousands of years is way off the mark, as the Maesters suggest.
>>69184667
Steve? it's me Leslie
>>69184683
'm pretty sure it's been confirmed that Benjen is the dusky woman.
>>69184683
Benjen is Drogon
>>69184667
they don't know the names of anyone but the main characters. most can name dinklage, harrington, and clarke and nothing else
it means nothing, who really cares
>>69184667
>talk to my sister about GoT
>both showfags
>she has watched the past five seasons with me
>she still cant remember character names
I dont understand normal people
>>69184677
That's awful anon
>>69184637
Who are these "others" you keep mentioning?
>>69184618
They're just trying to side with the winner. This is a brutal world where your allegiance gets you and your family slaughtered. Plus he even pointed out how the Starks killed his father. He hasn't forgiven and seeing Sansa on the throne in Winterfell would spit on his father's grave in his eyes.
Very few "bad" guys in this world are truly bad. Their motivations almost always make sense from their stance.
But fuck trusting them. Those Karstarks switch loyalty like a pony expressman switches horses.
>>69184683
Benjen is the three eyed crow
>>69184733
LONDON
>>69184751
i have a cousin who watched s1-5 in like a week and couldn't tell you fucking anything besides "starks are the ones from the snow place, right?"
>>69184677
top kek
>>69184637
>His mother is unknown
why? He is Benjen Stark not snow.
>>69184789
Benjen is Ghost
>>69184244
they fug?
>>69184751
>normal people remembering any of the ooga booga names
Why would they? Every tv show and video game trying to come up with unique names got stale 15 years ago.
>>69184559
>All the other Nights Watch "Men" are shithouses who stand there and do nothing as the Wildlings take over the fucking wall
>Olly charges their leader
Olly is a the true MVP, hope he kills Jon a second time.
>>69184815
Benjen isaghost
>>69184764
>kingslayer kills three karstarks
>expect justice
>your king's retarded mother sets him free with no assurance that he will uphold his promise
>your king execute the head of your family for killing lannisters
no wonder they deserted
>>69184751
People "watch" television while playing with their phones 90% of the time, and then blame any show they missed important shit on being too complicated.
>>69184815
Benjen is Nimble Dick
>>69184677
but there's only 6 of them
Daenerys leads her khalasar through the desert. She is sick with fever, but can't stop eating. Her followers notice her glutonous habits and her body changing while they starve, but are afraid to speak up, fearing of becoming food themselves. If gods are just, Ser Jorah will say one of the following, changing her life forever. Which one it will be?
>A true leader knows when to eat again and when to save something for later, khaleesi.
>They are dragons, khaleesi. You can't just eat them.
>Perhaps you should reconsider your diet, khaleesi. Pork rots fast in this climate.
>>69184637
Benjen's purpose in the story is to drive Jon's story forward and nothing more. His disappearance may be permanent and maybe it's time for us to accept it as a possibility.
>>69184796
I wonder why do showfags actually keep trudging through the episodes if they can't even remember character names,literally what is the point, literally 90% of the content just flies over their heads
>>69184618
>How dare all these houses not be completely and utterly subservient to the Starks! Fucking shitlords, ugh, better complain on r/got
Na, Starks a shit. Lady "Citadel go to Hell" Dustin + Roose Bolton + Karstarks + Umbers Freys = Dead Stark fucking shits
>>69184840
Olly isn't a bad guy, he did what he thought was right. Everyone acting like he's some little savage who did for the luls seems to have forgotten what happened to him. Kid's got big brass balls and Ned would proud of him.
>>69184833
I can understand forgetting some retarded names, it happens to me too. But forgetting fucking Davos? Stannis? Tywin? Loras? She forgot half the cast. She just remembers them by their role and it pisses me off.
>>69184079
>It's a "Hey Jon, your sister is at the Gate. No... really!" episode
>>69184894
>How about you eat MY dick for once, khalessi.
>>69184751
I don't understand how so many people claim to legitimately enjoy the show if they have no idea what's happening.
>>69184916
Jon will be so disappoint when its not Arya
>>69184889
7 actually.
He still have to get one from Riverlands
>>69184894
Valar Morchickun
>>69184079
So when will Jon be confirmed as Targaryen, choosen for the gods to stop the dead? When will he emerge from the flames and make Mellisandre kneel?
>>69184900
It looks cool.
>>69184667
>conversations that never happened
>>69184679
>northern
>>69184907
It's because he help kill Reddit; the character.
>>69184931
>they have no idea what's happening.
That's the only way you can legitimately enjoy the show.
>Be me
>Start watching GOT after season 3 (I heard it was pretty good)
>Finish the first season I love it
>Tell my friend about
>He watches it and loves it
>Halfway through season 4 I read the books
>It does dampen my enjoyment a bit but I still enjoy the show
>Friend still loves it
>My friends gf says she likes the show
>We all watch season 5 together
>She mostly looks at her phone and when she doesn't she is always asking annoying questions like "Who is this guy????????" "OMG WHY DID HE DIE?????!!!!!" etc
>Try to talk to her about the show
>Ask what her favourite scene in season 1 was
>"Oh I never watched that"
>Ok what was your favourite in season 2
>"I never watched that one as well"
>Alright what episode did you start with
>"Oh the one with big fight at that ice place
>She fucking started on S4E9
>mfw
>>69184939
he already fucked cersei, westerlands are set
LE DORNISHMAN SPEAKS AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utoFaDwvZT4
>rickon gifted by the umbers
>jon hanging the traitors. he says "my watch is ended"
>no revelations from tower of joy. big cliffhanger
>literally the only interesting things will be at the wall, again.
He spoils the entire episode. i told you the big things.
the rest is some filler
>>69184751
I watch GoT withgf of 5 yearsthat thinks it's complicated and hard to follow. Also has forgotten people's names BETWEEN EPISODES.
You don't know what suffering is.
>>69184079
I'm not watching this season
Is Jon still dead?
>>69184916
>[...] claims the Boy is Rickon
>It's a "another innocent child is murdered because the Starks are a special house" episode
Stark fucking shits.
>>69184990
This. Most of my normies friend started watching Breaking Bad when it became overhyped, they started in s5 and never bothered to watch the earlier seasons
>>69184931
They kinda have an idea of whats going on, they just cant remember details at all. And most people watch GoT because its a memeshow and its cool to like
>>69184916
These spoilers are fake.
>>69185003
>hanging instead of beheading
fucking d&d
>>69185003
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
>>69184935
>"Arya kiddin me!? I don't want Sansa"
>>69184637
> Why did he join the Night's Watch?
It’s tradition among the Starks for a son to occasionally join the Nights Watch. The only odd thing is Benjen joining instead of marrying and having kids, considering that only Eddard was left from the family.
> Where is he now?
Dead or he’s Cold Hands
> Which side (NW, wildlings, others) did he choose?
Humans, both the Wildings, Nights Watch and the rest of Westeros.
> His mother is unknown.
Nonsense.
>>69184559
Olly charging tormund actually changed my mind about him.
RIP lil nigga
;_;7
>>69185059
GRRM confirmed that benjen wasn't cold hands
>>69184935
don't worry bro, he takes that out on her.
>mfw arya finally becomes a faceless man and goes to westeros but doesn't meet up with jon because le edge
It's been a while since I read the books but where in the fuck is Tyrek Lannister?
Are there any theories on what happened to him or has GRRM forgotten about him?
>>69185041
I dunno man, sounds exactly like how all this will play out, just boring enough to get us to the next episode.
>>69185101
Stashed away by Varys
>>69185089
>implying he didnt change it when everyone figured it out
His gimmick is shocking people, he cant have people figuring the story out
Yeah Olly is a piece of shit, good thing Ghost rips him apart.
>>69185003
what you said overlaps with that other spoiler, but it seems we will see TOJ and Ned's promise at least
I don't see why everyone has this hate for Olly. You would do the same thing as he did if you were in his shoes. If you have to get mad at someone then get mad at Allister.
>>69184637
>1. Why did he join the Night's Watch?
He's Jon's father. He slept with Lyanna. Lyanna made Ned promise that he wouldn't reveal their indiscretion. Ned agreed on the condition that Benjen took the black.
Here is what happens at the end of S603
Jon Hangs Bower Marsh, Harwick, Thorne, and Olly.
Before hanging them, Jon talks a bit with them. Marsh: You should be dead!, Harwick: Please tell my family I died honorably. Thorne: I would do this again!. Olly: (says nothing).
Cut the main rope, all four fall down, last frame is Olly dying. Jon give the Lord Commander cape to Ed.
Ed ask "what should I do with his?"
>Jon: "Whatever you want, because my watch has ended".
Do we have spoilers for episode three?
>>69185124
>I struggle with this because I do want to surprise my readers, delight them and take them in directions they didn’t see coming. I hate predictable fiction as a reader. I want to surprise and delight my reader and take the story in directions they didn’t see coming. Some readers in internet boards got the clues. Do I change it? No, I can’t, as I had planted them and it would be a mess.
I’ve been planting all these clues that the butler did it, then you’re halfway through a series and suddenly thousands of people have figured out that the butler did it, and then you say the chambermaid did it? No, you can’t do that.
>play as Rhaegar
>Aerys dies in mysterious circumstances
>War of the Usurper
>North, Vale, Riverlands have about 20k men each
>raise all my levies
>grand total of about 2000 men from the Crownlands and Dragonstone
wtf?
>hire a Faceless Man to kill Bobby B
>now I'm 27k gold in debt and Stannis has inherited the war
>>69185124
>Keeps changing the story every time a theory comes out
No wonder we will never see TWOW
>>69185159
>Jon: "Whatever you want, because my watch has ended".
Mnightswatch
>>69185136
Jon gave him everything, made him his steward, trusted him. And he stabbed him 'for the Watch'? Kids were dying for less. Olly must die, I dont want to see his ugly traitor face not even once anymore
>>69185101
Littlefinger has him. If Littlefinger backs someone he'll be his Lannister alternative candidate for the Westerlands
>>69185053
>>69185003
>Make a point of Jon emulating his father's code of honor (if you can't look a man in the eye and hear his last word, then perhaps he doesn't deserve to die/the man who passes the sentence should swing the sword)
>then proceeds to hang people
It was literally the other way around in the book. Jon goes to hang Slynt but thinks ''no, this is wrong'' and decides to behead him. At this point I would not put something this retarded past the eternal jew. I hope it isn't true fampai
>>69184935
She looks like the meme frog
>>69185171
You need the Dornish army or the Reach's, you can join up with them. I think they'll attach themselves to you. Stannis inherits the war, but he won't be King if he wins. A Great Council gets called. Whenever it's happened to me, Jon Arryn is declared King. Which is always fun.
>>69185101
Gurm said in 1999 or something we'll eventually find out what happened to him.
>ywn explore Ulthos adn Yiti and southern seas unvisited by the books or series
JDIMSA
When the Snakes enter Trystane's room, he says something like "I told you I'm not hungry!"
The bitches tried to poison him first. Hilarious.
>>69185101
>Tyrek Lannister
I think Little Finger has him. Maybe Hayford is important to him, just not now. Also, I think Tyrek is 3rd or 4th in line to inherit Casterly Rock. I know that sounds crazy but their is a lot of Lannisters that are dead, on the run from the law, or cant inherit. Cersei is currently Lady of Casterly Rock Now after her, the male line is Lancel and Tyrek. I wonder if he is 4th in line cause of Genna. I dont know if she comes before Lancel or she has no claim before the male line.
It gets interesting if Tyrek is alive cause Cersei is on trial for her life, Lancel just threw away the keys to Derry to follow the Seven so I dont think he will claim the Rock, and Genna is in Riverrun married to a Frey. A family that everyone wants dead. Especially a walking corpse named Stoneheart. She could get dead just standing next to the wrong person.
If Tyrek was to show up all of the sudden he may be very valuable.
>>69185170
L+R=J is really obvious even in first reading. If he wanted surprise, he should have been more subtle about it
>>69185003
Fucking gay spaniards
>OLLY CONFIRMED DEAD
>>69185203
I mean, they couldn't exactly have him chopping their heads off one by one like some psycho. I doubt that would even happen in the books. Not even Ned would execute multiple traitors at once. Its a symbolic act, doesnt have to be repeated mindlessly.
>>69185271
kek considering the number of people who didn't catch on abel / bael, the frey pies or cersei's drinking problem I wouldn't say that
>>69185151
So he is a Targaryen
All these people not knowing the difference between a book and a tv show but still laughing at "normies".
In a book you get a name reminder every other sentence. In the show, you have to rely on a character saying the name. And you know, you don't actually say someone's name when in a conversation with that person. If you only have the shows, then you mostly go by faces.
Think of these:
>how many times have you heard the actual name of the red woman?
>how many times was the pirate captain-turned-advisor's name mentioned?
>how many times did you hear the sellsword's name?
>>69184906
All those traitor houses will be dead by the series end. There living on borrowed time.
>>69185003
This fucker never gets anything right why the fuck you dicksuckers love him so much?
>>69185253
was azeroth ripped off westeros?
>>69185253
I want to know what happens at the Lonely Light tbhfamalamadingdong
>>69185186
>Have your entire family and your friends killed by Wildling niggers
>Have to take the black since you have no one to take care of you
>Fight in the battle of the Wall and save the Lord Commander
>He decides to let the Wildling niggers in and won't give a decent enough explanation why
>He gives them your land
>The land where they killed your family
>Get indoctrinated by Allister Thorne telling you that this is the right thing to do
>Have second thoughts about betraying your father figure
>Hesitate killing him
>He says you name
>fug I don't want to do this
>Have to stab him for the realm
>>69185290
>Old Town don't allow chicks
Are they really turning Oldtown into just the Citadel? Of course, I wouldn't expect any less from the people who made Dorne a city.
>>69185315
He got both episodes 1 and 2 right. Down to a fucking letter.
How about you fuck off
>hurr daddy was poisoned on the same day Walda and babby happened to disappear
So realistically Ramsay should have pretty much every Bolton vassal at war to remove his bastard ass off his father's throne right?
How likely is it this will happen in D&D's GoT?
>>69184931
I was talking to a coworker about last weeks episode and I asked what he thought of the Leaf redesign, and he was like "who's that"? And I told him it was the monster lady who was with Bran at the start of the episode and he was just like, "oh yeah, I didn't know who that was." But I think that speaks to the way most people watch this show. You could introduce a literal monster who we've never seen before as a sidekick to one of the main characters and most people will not question it.
>>69185003
Jon not beheading them come on D&D. The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.
>>69185305
nice b8. Lady Melissandre is said fifty bajillion times in the show, same as Sir Davos
>>69185305
Davos says "the lady melisandre" every three lines in the show
>not watching with subtitles
>>69185321
Lonely Light is full of wargs, they all warg into Whales and Seals and shit. That's why they know Americos exists, because they've been.
GYLBERT KING , GYLBERT KING!
>tfw the show is so bad it's nearly unwatchable
>too invested to stop now, seeing as the books will never be finished
End my FUCKING LIFE
>>69185366
but he's a le different le man now!!!!
>>69185003
>mfw I just want to see Dark Jon hurt people now
fuck this show, literally nothing else to look forward to
>>69185315
Literally kill yourself, my man
>>69185342
Is that you? In the video?
>>69185346
We know there's going to be a big battle in ep9 with the stark loyalists ( mormont, manderly ) and the widllings led by Jon and Sansa against the Boltons - Umbers - Karstarks forces
>>69185396
It'd make more sense if he wanted to burn them after getting R'hllored
>>69185402
yes.
>>69185402
Si.
>>69185390
last episode was alright
this season's première was awful tho
>>69185402
No.
>>69185305
t. showfag with ADHD
So lads why haven't any Manderly banners been sighted at the Battle of Winterfell scenes? Are they going to pull a Walder Frey and just wait for the victor to join them in the show?
>>69185419
yeah I don't see why they would pick hanging.
>>69185453
> première
>è
Here's your (You)
>>69185003
Aren't spanishs supposed to be brown / blacks?
>>69185461
>ADHD
A Dance has Dragons?
>>69185465
Jon Stoneheart?
How did D&D even get hired as writers in the first place? You could probably pick a bookfag off the streets and get a better adaptation than this steaming pile of shit. Are they Jews?
>>69184764
>They're just trying to side with the winner.
The Boltons are defying the Lannisters by Ramsays marrying Sansa. Probably lost the Freys as allies when Ramsay killed Walda. Kinslayer is looked down upon. Karstarks could probably gather houses against Boltons with the kings blessing and become the warden of the north.
>>69185488
Yes they both are, infact Benioff's dad worked in Goldman Sachs
>>69185323
The wildlings who did it died. By Jon's hand no less.
Besides its an act of prudence to let the wildlings through. For every one you leave in the other side of the wall, it's one more enemy to fight.
Olly's just a little faggot who got manipulated, made the wrong move, and now has to pay the price for that.
Pst nothing personal, kid.
Hahahah absolutely NOTHING happens the next episode. Better watch this piece of shit in 2 weeks. Another boring Arya crap, another pointless KL plot, another unfinished barely introduced cliffhanger and a satisfying scene to leave you wanting more.
They actually had like 1.5 minute of TOJ and poorly at that. Some brief conversation in Winterfell and A LOT of talking without fruition. They killed off Doran for this?
>>69185464
I'm still hoping for ramsay bannerman to turn on him mid battle.
>>69185003
I HOPE THEY FUCKING BAN HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL REEEEEEEEEE
>>69185481
Some are tanned, but they're not ugly brown people with brown horrible features, like New World Spanish Speakers. Disgusting!
>we're stuck in boring as shit westeros while there's fucking raptors in sothoryos
wake me up inside
>>69185488
>Implying a neckbeard could create such genius dialogue like "bad pussy"
>>69185402
Maybe.
>jon just hands his watch over to edd
what is he planning on doing with the white walkers
>>69185521
>The wildlings who did it died. By Jon's hand no less.
Thormunds still with Jon
Has anyone considered the possibility that there was never a Benjen at all?
>>69185488
dabid's dad worked for goldman sachs
>It's a Jon kills children episode
>>69185531
Havent you realized watching the past five seasons that this show is "nothing happens ultin episode 8/9. the show"
>>69185574
going round behind and fucking them in their arses!
>>69185384
>all the wargs we know of are in the North
>except for one rumored house from the Iron Islands
curious.
>>69184218
CORAL?!
>>69185487
Pretty cool, but I'm almost positive sansa is getting that role
>>69185540
Why? Are you some kind of faggot? If you want to avoid spoilers then don't come here.
I'm going to say this unironically kill yourself
>>69185003
>tfw they turned Jon into a plebby grimdark edgelord
>>69185384
>GRRM even said there is even an America like continent that has not been discovered
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>69184218
Mr President?
>>69185203
>Jon goes to hang Slynt but thinks ''no, this is wrong'' and decides to behead him.
For what it's worth, beading was traditionally reserved for the nobility and hanging for commoners.
>>69185516
>>69185590
Kek, colour me unsurprised
>>69184244
>tfw no harem of little girls
jdimsa
Reminder Davos is going to find the pyre that Melisandre burned Shireen on when he marches south with Jon.
Reminder Davos is going to find her little stag in the ashes and he's going to murder the fuck out of Melisandre.
>>69185253
what is the Great Waste?
House Beesbury of Honeyholt is a noble house from the Reach, sworn to the Hightowers.[2] Honeyholt is located next to the Honeywine river, which flows towards Oldtown and the Whispering Sound.
Their arms are three yellow beehives on a black pale over a paly black and yellow field.[3][4][5] Their words do not appear in the books, but according to semi-canon sources it is «Beware our Sting».[6]
>>69185652
The entire universe is full of grimdark edgelord material, I don't know why you're surprised
>>69185681
Cold desert.
>>69185290
>mfw they don't reveal Lyanna
>>69185203
>GRRM originally previewed that ADWD chapter before ADWD was released, and in the original version Janos was hanged from the Wall rather than beheaded. When people raised a fuss that Jon would do what Ned would do and kill the man himself, he changed it.
The Spanish guy says those are his predictions, not actual spoilers.
>>69185716
slllyyyyurp
>>69185574
This nigga even saw the army of the dead at Hardhome in the show. What a fucking retard.
>>69185603
Na, Brandon the Builder probably visited the island and put his Northman seed in some of the women there.
Gonna ask a dumb question, I've just finished reading the books all recently but I never really got what all the 7 individual kingdoms are.
By my understanding its
>Dorne
>Reach
>Kings Landing (and surrounding area)
>Iron Islands
>Vale
>River Lands
>North
But apparently there's Storm Lands too? Where's that at, is that like Dragonstone and stuff?
Which kingdom on my false list does it replace?
>>69184208
I'm confused, I was just reading the books and I could've sworn he died when he lost a battle in the Five Kings bullshit.
Might've been another Kevin Lannister, idk.
>>69185768
literally just google seven kingdoms you dimwit
>>69185774
>five kings bullshit
anon you might want to start over
>>69185743
Well, GRRM is a great big faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0
Beautiful princess...
>>69185488
>How did D&D even get hired as writers in the first place?
I dunno, it's a mystery, anon...
>>69185481
No anon. We are white
>>69184129
In the books, he shows up randomly in one of Brienne's chapters. And some shit goes down. Who knows, they might shove those scenes in the show somehow.
>>69184165
>Davos goes into a blind rage
The fact that Davos would never do such a thing, is what makes him so cool.
>>69185384
> That's why they know Americos exists,
jesus christ the writing is absolute shit. I bet he named half the characters by breakfast cerials and other shit lying around his chin fats.
>>69185835
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69185835
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69185768
At the time of the Targaryen invasion, there were only seven kingdoms. What you're thinking of, with the nine, are regions. Not quite the same thing.
The Seven Kingdoms were:
The North (Stark)
The Rock (Lannister)
Dorne (Martell)
Isles and Rivers (Hoare)
Stormlands (Durrandon)
Vale (Arryn)
Reach (Gardener)
>>69185655
That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard. He just rips shit from history and jams it together in such a stupid way
>spartan-type hoplites existing or having any shot in hell against armoured medieval knights
>le mongol ripoff that doesn't account for why the mongols were such an interesting and effective phenomenon in real life
>africa continent with blacks and animals being so far away from the others but still managing to be in contact with them
>everyone on one massive continent speaks the same language. Everyone on the other speaks different languages
GRRM is such a bad world builder it's not even funny
>>69185824
But I wanna talk man
>>69185835
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69185768
Dorne. Dorne isn't a Kingdom, it's a principality ruled by a Prince or Princess. The Seven Kingdoms are The North, The Riverlands, The Vale of Arryn, The Westerlands, The Reach, The Stormlands and The Iron Islands
>>69185574
>>69185758
He's going to become lord stark and unite the northern houses.
50K northern soilders vs white walkers
or
Less than 500 Nights Watch men vs White walkers
He's finally doing something smart in the series
>tfw no red doors on the show
>>69185743
More proof that GRRM doesn't even understand his own story
>>69185890
wrong
>>69184226
She's too fat for the character she's playing. But she's sexy at that weight regardless.
>>69185402
Ay des mias. Los siento por favor!
>>69185768
crownlands around king's landing aren't a kingdom
>>69185859
anon, pls that swarthy hairy dude is 24
sweet young innocent nell is only 15 in that photo
>>69184854
He killed them in a legit battle where Stark army were the attackers. Wtf with revenge.
>>69185870
Autism. This post is pure, unrefined autism.
>>69184226
>be starving in the wilderness for weeks
>get fatter
Bravo
>>69185976
Two of his sons died protecting Robb and he killed another when he tried to escape.
Catelyn sucked his dick and let him go.
Wtf starks?
Lord Banefort?
>>69185903
when the fuck will daario be revealed as the harpy and dany goes full mad and jorah has to kill her then serves under the one true jon targ
>>69185591
Anti-Mhysa
<D&D high-fiveing each other
>>69184079
Is the white walker leader Benjen Stark?
>>69184350
>no technological advancement in 8000 years
Is everyone in the world retarded?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Yd_C8qbsjA
is this a good video?
>>69186060
There is no Benjen Stark. He was a mass hallucination.
>>69184226
Can someone shop a pepe on there
>>69186017
Just ignore these Reddit kid Starkfags. They're naturally submissive monarcucks
>>69184226
moar
>>69186017
Robb promptly had his mom arrested for that. Karstark then went on to murder two political hostages against his king's orders.
For wanting justice he sure as hell didn't like it when he got his.
guys
the kids are going to kill qbert
look at his lab from season 5
DAYNE?
>>69186115
from the stabby trailer
>>69185903
>tall stone house
ToJ confirmed for red door
>>69185305
Melissandre and Davos say each other's names all the time. It's like poetry.
>>69186117
why does he wield the sword?
>>69186091
>Just ignore these Reddit kid Starkfags.
Yeah, Khaleesi, sneks and shirtless Ramsay are the real exciting characters in all of this.
>>69185929
agreed
>>69186108
What Catelyn did was high treason. Grounding someone to their room isn't how you deal with treason.
You can't fuck over your powerful vassals and expect them to stay loyal.
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>>69184751
Some people don't attach to labels easily. But rather, descriptions and actions.
If you say "Bran", then they're like "who's Bran again?"
But if you say "the crippled kid", then they'll instantly know who you're talking about.
>>69186139
>>69186115
IT FITS
varys crossbow scene still intact GET HYPED
>>69185481
This two guys are the most famous Spanish youtubers, to me they look like the perfect example of your every day average Spaniard male that you can find in any university campus. Are they "white"? I don't know, but they are definitely different than the average Arab/North African with hooked noses and curly hair, but they also don't look like Northern Europeans. Maybe we should settle in that they are just Spaniards/Iberians?
>>69186176
ARE THESE ENCRYPTED SPOILERS? SOMEONE CRACK THE CODE
>>69186144
because he is a big guy
>>69186218
The guy on the left could pass for Pewdiepie's brother
>>69186218
They look like they suck each others dicks
>>69185041
thats what you said last week retard
epic season finale incoming
>>69185869
this guy is right
>>69186171
You also can't just execute your mother. That would be actual kinslaying.
Something the Karstarks are quick to point to.
So Tower of Joy will be a fucking cliffhanger? Just get to the fucking reveal already.
>>69186115
>>69186115
what the fuck is this picture supposed to show? I can't see anything
>>69186021
It's a fake out. Hizdahr is the Harpy. All the evidence points to him, so you think that's too easy. "It's too convenient to be Hizahr, there's no way it's him. It must be someone else."
It's him. Hizdahr zo Loraq is the Harpy.
>>69186301
>adult content
>nudity
>69 minutes
http://www.strawpoll.me/4756115
How come the battle of blackwater and the battle at castle black episodes were really shitty?
>>69186257
But he has dark brown hair and green/brown eyes and a much darker skin tone.
>Ep 5 “The Door”: “Tyrion seeks a strange ally. Bran (Isaac Hempstead Wright) learns a great deal. Brienne (Gwendoline Christie) goes on a mission. Arya (Maisie Williams) is given a chance to prove herself. Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Jack Bender.”
Seems all but confirmed that ToJ flashback will take place in two parts. The fight in episode 3, and inside the tower in episode 5. The Door has to be the red door, right? Or is it just the door of death? The non-red door of the tower? Maybe we'll see the Eyrie, too?
Best part of R+L=J is that Ned remains pure.
>>69186304
This. While it was Cat's fuck up you can't just expect Robb to outright string her up. Karstark made his choice when he directly disobeyed orders and killed the hostages.
He was mad, but he had oaths.
>>69186320
>Harpy zo loraq is the harpy
who knew?
>>69186312
look at the wooden shelf
now look here >>69186196
>>69186304
Catelyn is the worst kind of hypocrite.
>He is Balon Greyjoy's only living son," Lord Bolton said softly, as if they had forgotten, "and now rightful King of the Iron Islands. A captive king has great value as a hostage."
"Hostage?" The word raised Catelyn's hackles as hostages were oft exchanged. "Lord Bolton, I hope you are not suggesting that we free the man who killed my sons."
>>69186358
you faggot
>>69186171
> What Catelyn did was high treason.
No it wasn’t, “high treason” is plotting to kill the king and such and while she did free Jaime against King Robb’s orders, she a ding-bat woman who was upset over her husband being murdered, her sons being murdered and her daughters being held hostage / missing.
And it’s not like Robb can order her execution, becoming a kinslayer in the process.
Rickard Karstark was a retard, though Robb should have just locked him up instead of executing him.
>>69186353
I hope you die.
>>69185253
>peep carcosa at far southeast
Crossover?
>>69186351
dark skin tone?
Yeah, he's like nearly black...
wtf, can't get any whiter than that.
what's happening here guys? is it littlefinger?
>>69186437
no it's sansa
>>69186395
that's not helping
>>69186437
right before ep9 battle
>>69186437
Sansa saving Jon's ass in the bastard bowl together with littlefinger and the vale army
>>69186437
she is looking at a bolton crucifix on fire
>>69185490
They could have sided with the winner even more permanently if it had been them.
If Karstark had killed Ramsey for Killing Roose, and appointed himself Regent to Roose's newborn son, he'd have gotten Kudos from both the Stark Loyalists and those who switched their support. Then, using Winterfell on his seat and with Stark somewhere in his name, he'd have had most of the north behind him, regardless of any child he was technically regenting for and who could 'die of a cold' once things were sorted out to his satisfaction.
>>69186377
Yes she is. That's really besides the point though.
what are your tactics for this battle?
I would line up all my archers in a 1x200 formation and enable fire arrows
>>69185024
Fuck, this makes me mad. The greatest strength of BB is it's character development over the season, otherwise there's no fucking payoff.
New episode synopses
>>69186355
>>69186355
>>69186355
>>69186355
>>69186355
Ep 4:
“Book of the Stranger”: “Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) strikes a deal. Jorah (Iain Glen) and Daario (Michiel Huisman) undertake a difficult task. Jaime (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) and Cersei (Lena Headey) try to improve their situation. Written by David Benioff & D. B. Weiss; directed by Dan Sackheim.”
>>69186503
Where is the snow?
>>69186224
U U
U U
this image is from ep 4
davos, mel and jon still at the castle black
how does the high sparrow even stand a chance? do all the retarded peasants fight back?
>>69185003
>>rickon gifted by the umbers
But why would the Umbers do that?
Who would win in a fight : Margaery or Cersei?
no weapons or armor
>>69186524
Shireen melted it.
>>69186533
>smoke
>old salt (Davos)
CONFIRMED
>>69186547
the viewers
>>69186556
>>69186571
So the spell lasts for literally months? Winter just delayed like that?
>>69186437
There's a black guy behind her in Stark armor.
what are they doing back here?
>>69186537
There's not going to be any bloodshed during this scene. Margaery and Tommen will leave the sept after embracing the faith
>>69184559
Jon is personally gonna kill him for killing his lady
>>69186591
Months?
>>69184667
Got news for you. You are a fucking normie if you like GOT.
>>69186537
Is it based Randyll Tarly???
>>69186436
That's kinda olive skin tone, Northern Europeans have a more pinky/reddish hue.
>>69186602
killing the blackfish for shock value
>>69186602
brienne telling jaime that sansa is safe after dropping her off at the wall
>>69186547
They both have (had) slender figures, but Cersei has gained weight from drinking so much. They both probably have fuck all muscle mass, nor fighting experience (but if one of them does, surely it's Cersei). Cersei has the weight advantage.
>>69186593
fuck did that screen on the left come from?????!??!?!!
How do you break this formation if you don't have spartacus and crixus on your team?
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>>69186638
>>69186638
>>69186638
New
>>69186597
>>69186597
>>69186597
>>69186597
>>69186524
>Where is the snow?
Where are the villages and farms needed to sustain a huge ass castle?...
>>69186633
No it's Mace and Jaime
>>69186651
heavy cavalry in the back
>>69186591
it's only a couple weekz
>>69186592
no there isn't
you shut your mouthNO
>>69186651
Grenades
>>69186659
>>69186662
idiots
>>69185305
This. Narration in books gives the opportunity to say and repeat names constantly.
You have exactly 10 seconds to rank seasons 2-4, with some reasons given.
>>69186633
>Is it based Randyll Tarly???
Who?
>>69186651
Bruteforce it
>>69186602
Gaining the support from the surviving Tully's and plotting vs the Twins' edgelord?
>>69185898
>uniting northern houses
>likely wiping out the Boltons
>resulting in killing the 20 good men
good luck against the white walkers without those 20 good men
>>69185290
It sucks that I read it all and know this guy is right because everything besides the last scene seems boring. Kevan dying and Jon's Parentage is next week I guess and this episode is just talking.
>>69186503
i would dig a trench in the middle and pour pitch along it then cover it up with leafs then when the horseman charge i wait till as soon as the first charge crashes then light them up
>>69186196
Is Margaery helping the children murder Qyburn? What motive would she have?
>>69185850
>Davos would never do such a thing
>>69186712
3 > 4 > 2
>>69186651
Why do the Bolton men all have the same huge shields, I thought that battles in feudal Europe weren't really between uniformed soldiers but men who brought what ever they had
Either the Boltons are literally paying for this shit for all the peasants they have fighting or shields and weaponry are a lot fucking cheaper than I thought
>>69186770
this was pre-walker davos
>>69186770
I don't remember that scene
>>69186789
just after the blackwater when he got to dragonstone
>>69186789
It's when she made a reference to Davos' son dying in wildfire at Blackwater. She told him "death by fire is the purist death" or soemthing along those lines.
>>69186778
Same reason you don't see any pollaxes, guisarmes, voulges, bardiches, halberds, brandistocks or even spears : D&D definition of cool is swords and plate armor
>>69184360
> it's a Gps of tarth proves that she's rdtarded episode
Queen MILF
>>69186867
They hardly ever have plate armour in the show though, earlier seasons it was more common but now Brienne and the Kingsguard are the only people who wear it
>>69184586
What part of tyrion being a disgusting mary stu makes no sense to you?
>>69184208
It's gonna be a short rule.
>>69186918
All the lannister guards in KL have plate
it's ridiculous
>>69184404
The only other thing of interest is Bran, and that's only because the Tower of Joy vision. Arya crap, and Greyjoy crap are snore-fests.
Did George Bush cause the Merenese knot with his invasion of Iraq?
>Cersei confessed while Margaery still isn't broken
Laughable tbqh
>>69187014
Sorry, meant for >>69184449
>>69187012
How are we supposed to believe a Lannister standing army where every scrubby man-at-arms was in full plate armor lost to a bunch of Northeners in "boiled leather" (which is a ahistorical meme)?
>>69187087
Because le funy warg found goat paths in the mountains to backstab them xD
>>69187062
Margaery literally has nothing to confess. She is pure.
>>69187125
yeah she learned how to suck a summer islander's dick from her mother amirite
>>69187087
they know the land ;^)
>>69186437
So, is this supposedly after she's reunited with jon in castle black? Where did she get the new duds? Did Ed make it for her? Does castle black has tailors specializing in sewing for highborn ladies? Do the black brothers have nothing better to do but to embroider dresses for some girl
>>69187226
She made it herself. That's what highborn ladies did all day
>>69187226
she has been shown sewing her own clothes multiple times you fucking sperg
that's literally how we were introduced to the character
>>69186540
The power of bad writing
>>69187165
And yet they don't know what skis are
>Cersei didn't try to seduce the high sparrow
????
>>69187271
So castle black has gold and silver and jewels for embroidry? Ok, gotcha.
>>69187348
If anything she probably made it at the manderly's or the mormont's
>>69187301
They don't have mountains, what are they gonna ski on?
It's not even snowy half the time
The thenns are probably all about that shit tho
>>69187376
Are you retarded? Why do yank fucks think slalom is the only type of skiing there is? Cross-country skiing is how world war II was waged.
>>69187390
wut nigga?
>>69187390
I'm not American, I'm from the uk
Northern England to be precise, which is where the north is based on partially
If you tried to use a ski to get around here you'd be waiting for a long fucking time
>>69187376
they don't even have chairlifts what the fuck how could they ski
>>69187390
>cannot into tanks
>>69185072
Why is she so ugly, bros?
>>69187482
I literally don't know what that is
>>69185835
I wonder if she shaves down there
>>69187435
>>69187466
>>69187495
Cross-country skiing. AKA skiing with your own locomotion, not downhill. It was the nordic way of transportation, and the most common type of skiing until the 20th century. So why the fuck aren't the Northmen using it? Since they're constantly talking how the snow is too deep for horses.
>Modern cross-country skiing is similar to the original form of skiing, from which all skiing disciplines evolved, including alpine skiing, ski jumping and Telemark skiing.
>>69187585
Probably because it would look comically retarded t-b-h f-a-m
>>69185870
The Summer Islanders are black, and they built the best ships to discover the world after the world came to them and confirmed that they were not alone.
The Brindled Men of Sothroyos and to a lesser extent the various baillisk islanders are pygmies. The ones on the isle of toads, which has one of the greasy black monuments, have webbed fingers. As do the very large Lengi of the isle of Leng, who in part still worship the "old ones". And the thousand-islanders are fucking fish people. And the Ibbish are hairy whaling neanderthals.
>>69187585
that would be hilarious
and i have literally never heard this in my life so i imagine it's made up
>>69184079
Who here going to the GoT bar to be social and watch GoT?
>>69187687
get out
>>69187634
>>69187662
What?
You've never heard of any type of non-downhill skiing?
Where are you from, australia? brazil? This is boggling my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BlfaMLxZGI#t=2m40
>danes invented it in the 1200s
>Northmen are too dumb to put two planks on their feet to travel through the snow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ski_warfare
>>69187766
this climate is nothing like The North, even when it does snow it usually doesn't get very deep and the summers can last decades so the ski technology wouldn't be something needed consistently. Also it would look fucking stupid and break the romanticised view of the middle ages the show is trying to portray
>>69187766
what the fuuck i NEVER heard of this
How good do you think her cocksucking skills are?
>>69187969
better than margy but worse than loras, equal to satin though.
>>69187833
theres is a 700ft ice wall in the north. Temperature has to be constantly well below zero for the wall not to melt. There should be miles around the wall where it snows regularly year round.
>>69188013
it's a magic wall
fuck off
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