This triggers the Baratheonfags
Old thread
>>69163678
>>69163678
>>69168196
>post yfw R+L=J turns out to be wrong
Euron is good.
Is it true then, are we going to see authentic frog nipples?
>>69168236
Who /freefolk/ here?
>>69168196
Rhaegar did nothing wrong
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The King's going to be there
Everybody is going, Father
Take me as well
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Why is Ned going?
This is unfair.
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Hush now, Benjen
Ned is of age.
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But Lyanna isn't
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You can't joust, Ben
You're too little
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Shut it, macumber!
Lyanna just wants to see the prince is all
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Aye, I want to see if he's as dashing as they say
-Thats enough, Lyanna
They say the prince loved singing
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poor robert
-as it would be if i were a fair maiden
-Lya!
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Besides, tourneys bore me
-Lyanna!
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Enough of this!
Wylis, take these to the stables
one more day anons
Was Rhaegar a Mary Sue?
>smartest guy ever
>most handsome guy in the entire realm
>only started training in his late teens and still became one of the best, if not the best, fighter in the entire world
God bless Bobby B for putting an end to this cunt
>>69168236
They said there would be romance between sansa and davos
lol
>>69168299
Is there a pastebin?
>>69168299
It kinda sounds convincing but I don't see the proof
>>69168236
>>69168303
No because he was an emo faggot who was depressed all the time and lived and died for a prophecy that he ended up dying to fulfill.
>>69168299
you mean two more days
>>69168406For you
Who would Stannis support for the throne out of Tommen, Dany and Euron?
so what if R+L=J?
nobody would be able to prove it.
>sure kid, you've seen it in a """""""""vision"""""""""
>>69168406
anon posted same shit last few nights, he meant hell post the whole thing tomorrow
>>69168442
Dany
SHe has the most right out of the three
>>69168262
i died
>>69168447
Howland Reed can testify.
>>69168442
I don't think you "get" Stannis, son.
so from what I've gathered Euron will swim to Dany and try to marry her?
I clicked the flames for a glimpse of Azor Ahai, and R'hllor shows me __________
who to root for?
>>69168447
Rhaegar's will anon.
If LF gets his hands on it, he wouldnt announce it in the enemies' turf like Ned did, he'll make sure everyone hears it
So who's going to be the next ruler of the Iron Islands?
Yara? Euron? Theon? Some homeless person? Can anyone run in this election?
>>69168553
Euron. At the end of the series it might be Theon though.
>>69168518
Jaime
>>69168553
Tommen Baratheon by right of conquest.
>>69168303
he started yard training prepuberty. reminder he started reading at age 3, fell on his family's prophecies around age 9-10. for contrast Bran and his nuncle Benjen started yard training at age 6, the average age of noble's son does it.
>>69168303
>mary stew
>dying over a decade before the books begin
it's acceptible stew
>>69168317
one headless body is Marg, who is the other?
>>69168614
Gay man lover.
>>69168586
>Tommen Baratheon by right of conquest.
>right of conquest
>Iron Islands still have yet to be conquered
>>69168614
its not headless.
Bob Strong smashed Marg and the faggots head together
>>69168614
Jaime?
>>69168632
>im fucking plying Gregor can beat Loras
>>69168634
He's going to conquer them, or rather Tyrells and Lannisters will do it for him.
>>69168317
Is this a screencap of the season finale?
>>69168236
>>69168499
>I only see Snow when I look into the flames
What did R'hllor mean by this?
>>69168649
>Implying show Loras is a warrior instead of just a poof.
>>69168669
winter is coming
>>69168236
>>69168649
Loras would kill alive Mountain.
Undead freak might be indifferent to blows tho
>>69168299
lel
>>69168711
Loras got beat by fucking Brienne
I just wish that its not just LF that saves Jon in the last second, I want it to be the mormonts too
>>69168735
is there anyone that Brienne couldn't beat tho?
>>69168735
so was the hound
Mountain isn't very skilled, he's just a big man with a sword
Loras was a complete faggot at that tournament tho
>only making the mountain a zombie
>not making both the mountain and oberyn zombies
>not putting them in shiny golden armor and giving the mountain a huge hammer
>literally O&S of the westeros universe
>litearlly unstoppable
what a waste
Season 5 concept art
http://karakter.de//#/projects-post/game-of-thrones-5/
>>69168746
>I just wish that its not just LF that saves Jon in the last second, I want it to be the mormonts too
It will be both AND Stannis.
>>69168746
She almost lost to weak hound even with a valyrian sword and I don't think hound can beat the Mountain
>>69168495
Its obvious they're doing a variation of the book story.
>danys ships burned down
>iron born known for their ships and fighting at sea
Put two and two together
>>69168776
>and I don't think hound can beat the Mountain
its the other way around
>>69168762
i've read Euron x Cersei fanfiction more believable than Stannis being alive
THE OFFICIAL (not really) TIER LIST FOR GAME OF THRONES MEN
Tiers not ranked in order
Stannis the Mannis-tier
>Stannis the Mannis
God-tier
>Roose Bolton
>Tywin Lannister
>Littlefinger
>Varys
>Sandor Clegane
High-tier
>Jaime Lannister
>Bronn
>Oberyn Martell
>Ned Stark
>Barristan Selmy
>Davos Seaworth
>Jorah Mormont
>Tormund Giantsbane
>Theon "get Reekd" Greyjoy
Above Average-tier
>Tyrion Lannister
>Robert Baratheon
>Robb Stark
>Walder Frey
>Renly Baratheon
Medium-tier
>Jon Snow
>Brandon Stark
>Podrick
>Samwell Tarly
>Grey Worm
>Gregor Clegane
Meme-tier
>Hodor
>Valar Morghullis Jaqen H'gar
>"Too old"
>Ramsay "LMAO LITERALLY EATING DICKS XD" Bolton
Shit-tier
>Joffrey Lannister
>Tommen Baratheon
>Olly
>Karl Fookin' Tanner
Who would win: Gregor Clegane or Robert Strong. Swords (and shields) of their choice and both wearing plate armor.
> people in this thread think book Loras can beat the mountain
> implying he didn't run for cover after he swindled Greg in the joust
> implying he is a better swordsman than jaime who didn't like his own chances
Who /Garlan/ here anyway?
>>69168824
the mountain would beat the two of them t b h
>>69168750
>>69168801
How do you even get close enough to stab him? Oberyn at least had a spear.
>>69168824
Robert probably
>>69168839
Garlan is a better swordsman but Loras is better with a lance. Loras is superior in a cavalry charge but Garlan on the ground
>>69168822
>Stannis the Mannis-tier
Do you mean meme tier?
>>69168262
top fucking kek
>>69168850
The Hound is one of the most underrated fighters in Westeros, it all comes down to because everyone thinks of him as a thug while every other known 'great' fighters are knights (Hound hates knights)
In Robert's tourney, Mountian had all intention to kill the Hound when they fought while the Hound never actually fought back but instead parried all the Mountain's attack
a charcter even noticed that Hound had all the chances to strike a killing blow but he didnt took it
>>69168876
it sucks that autists love Stannis because without the memes he's actually a very interesting and tragic character
Could Jaime survive the onslaught if he actually stabbed the High Sparrow?
He did not have his other hand but the sparrow were armed with batons
>>69168824
>>69168848
Robert Strong is undead construct, probably immune to pain.
>>69168903
He would die and wouldn't take a single sparrow with him. Clubs are a pretty good weapon, especially against an asshole who forgot his helmet at home
>>69168903
Not with only left hand. Plus it would have been a bad move politically
>>69168801
The Hound is almost as strong as the Mountain and a much better swordsman.
>>69168903
He had fine steel and kingsguard armor, they had iron blunt weapons and rags. Even if Jaime swung like a blind man he'd be able to take most of them down until one hit his head, and if he wore a fucking helmet ever he'd wipe them all out easily
>>69168903
yes. he needed to kill the high sparrow and quickly announce himself as the new high sparrow.
So if the Umbers turn on the Starks who the hell is left in the north? Who's going to rally around Jon? The fucking Manderly's!?
>>69168801
I believe the Mountain's major advantage, besides his brute strength, is the intimidation factor. Sandor, knowing Gregor intimately and growing up with him, is probably immune to his shit already.
>>69168970
Ond guy bashing at him and taking him down would end for jaome
>>69168970
you watch too much anime
>>69168262
there needs to be one with pic related
>>69168892
>Underrated
>Jaime says in his prime the cleganes may beat him
I don't think so, Tim.
>>69168986
Mormonts + Wildlings
>>69168903
killing them isnt the issue, the problem is margery
did he know about Jon, lads?
>>69168986
Reed, Dustin, Mormont... The North is a big place.
>>69168892
You could say the Hound had a ruff childhood.
>>69169027
no reason for him to know.
>>69169032
none of them are in the show im afraid
>>69169027
Almost certainly, about Jon and/or Aegon.
>>69168970
I don't think you understand the purpose of blunt weapons. It's to deform the armor around the body and crush it. Blunt weaponry turns the advantage of plate into a disadvantage.
Is Bad Poosy the greatest fighter in Westeros?
She defeated this guy with a single hit.
>>69169032
>Dustin
Barbrey is still buttmad at the Starks, not to mention a Stark bastard. She also loathes Ramsey, so the question is pretty open.
>>69169048
>Mormont and Reed aren't in the show
Dustin was mentioned at least once by Arya, for what its worth.
>>69169062
>tfw we never got to see him swing his axe
>>69169062
>She defeated this guy with a single hit.
BRAVO D&D
>>69168614
probably loras
Reminder that Robb made the right choice.
>>69169118
ok he's qt but that smile went a bit too far
>>69168903
Competent/Consistent Writer
>Jaime wins, since the sparrows would no draw blood in the fucking sept of all places
D&D
>fuck it
also what was the point of that scene again? why did HS enter the sept other than to threaten and intimidate Jaime?
>>69169017
>jaime says
Of course thats the point isn't? a great fighter who actually saw the cleganes fight would acknowledge their worth, but normal people who only see the Hound as a bodyguard wouldnt appreciate him
>>69169118
>flat
>horse teeth
I'm not so sure about that.
>>69169150
>blonde
andals
>redhead
some of first man
>>69169161
>some of first man
Also Riverlanders
>>69168986
Mormont's, Ryswells, Crannogmen in general, Glovers. There are a few.
>>69169062
> Chekov's Polearm
> Never used
If I was Wolkan, I would either be trying to escape on a horse to Castle Black (is he aware that they have no maester?), or conspiring to kill Ramsay.
Will Wyman Manderly appear this season, or any Manderlys for that matter?
>>69169151
>flat
just baiting people into posting attack attack well done.
>>69168274
Is that a RED DOOR I spy in the tower of joy?
>>69169100
AKSHULY IT'S A POLEAXE..
>>69169212
>so suprising wouldn have expected that? Remember, in our story everyone can die. So witty
>>69169234
yes and yes
So if Jon is proven to be a targaryen, how would that influence Dany's claim to the iron throne. Would she throw her support behind Jon, would they co-rule or would they fight each other. Assuming Jon wants the throne for himself of course.
>>69169062
It was a sneak attack for 20x critical
>>69169263
He's still a bastard, and until someone legitimizes him he will stay that way. Targ succession laws puts ANY male relatives before females. Her claim would be gone.
>>69169263
That would probably depend on whether she sees Jon as MUH JUST AND MERCIFUL RULER
Then again it's possible "breaking the wheel" will mean democracy
>>69169263
>implying they won't fall in love
>>69169118
No.
>>69169263
Dany's prophecy says that she must go backwards to move forwards
it could mean that she should come back as being someone's wife isntead of trying to be a ruler
>>69169263
Jon doesnt care about the iron throne. Plus he is in the nights watch, so he cant be king and all that
>>69169344
>Democracy in a country where 95% of the population is illiterate and has been under the thumb of a landed nobility for thousands of years
Yeah nah. D&D might try it though. They are already pitching 21st century feminism and morals. So why not just go off the deep end.
>>69169118
>le big assed slag face
I'd kill a million babies to cum between her asscheeks
>>69168267
WE ARE NOT KNEELERS!
>>69169381
lol
>>69168236
>>69169381
Night's Watch oaths end at death. He died. He is free from them.
>>69169344
>>69169382
Not democracy, a house of lords sort of deal where power is shared among the great houses in a faux-parliament. It seems to be Baelish's goal as well
>>69169316
Well in this scenario he wouldnt be a bastard anymore. If Jon acts on his claim to the throne, Dany's rights would be forfeit. Im just wondering if she would voluntarily fall in line so to speak.
>>69168242
He looks like a common thug.
>>69169416
what you're talking about is republic senpai
>>69169423
You look like a common thug.
Post headcanons and lets see if any of it could actually make sense
>Jon Aryn with Robert Baratheon visits winterfell to take Ned with them to the vale
>Bobby sees Lyanna and is infatuated
>Bobby sees that Ned, Brandon and Benjen is sparring with wooden swords
>Jon aryn introduces Bobby to them
>Bobby asks to join them
>Brandon asks who he wants to spar with
>"Him" Bobby says while pointing his sword at Wylis
>Wylis is reluctant but is convinced by Lyanna
>Bobby keeps on glancing at Lyanna while sparring
>Wylis starts to overpower him
>Bobby stops holding back and hits Wylis for real and shows off to Lyanna thinking it would impress her
>Bobby hits Wylis too hard in the head
>the Starks overlook the injury since Bobby is Aryn's boy
Since then Lyanna had a negative view about Bobby B
>>69168274
IS THAT A LEMON TREE?
>>69169447
>house of lords
>republic
angry britbongs in 4...3...2...
>>69169353
Well, a little incest does run in the family
>>69169420
What exactly wouldn't make him a bastard now?
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>>69169453
>Implying
Pic related it's me so you better think real carefully before you post your next post.
>>69168242
HE IS THE GOOD
>>69169447
You do realize in the old days they literally had a parliament made up of nobles that answered to the king right?
>>69169420
I dont think dany will just believe Hawland Reed. Now if Jon performs some targ magic shit dany might forfeit
>>69168196
So give it to me straight bookfags...Did Rhaegar really loved Lyanna (and vice versa)? Or did he just kidnap her to stick it to Robert?
Why did Ramsey decide to kidnap and torture Theon in the first place?
Did Ramsey know about his fathers plans to betray the Starks at that point, or was he torturous him because Theon attacked winterfell and the Starks and Boltons were still allies at that point
Is this the best image of Melisandre?
>>69169488
Evidence that he wasnt born out of wedlock (and R + L of course)
>>69169423
He looks like Ewan McGregor.and he also had the high ground
>>69169503
Fuck off. Bookfags don't know anything anymore. It's all OC now. Stop fishing for spoilers you entitled cunt.
>>69169503
According to Dany's vision he uttered a woman's name before dying
>>69168236
>>69169493
Yes but the other anon didn't mention any king. A room full of nobility voting for what is to be done is literally equivalent to the roman republic
>>69169489
you dropped this, bitch.
>>69169457
Bobby was probably such a fat fucking asshole as a kid
>>69169503
It is heavily implied
>>69169503
Rhaegar didn't care about Bobby B at all
>>69169517
Interdasting...
>>69169514
They know shit tons more stuff than us showfags, stay butt sored
>>69168303
>mary sue
>dead
pick one
>>69169457
i does, i like it
no interaction between Hoddor and King Robert tho.
>>69169525
I should have probably mentioned that there was still a monarch involved, I thought it was implied when I brought up the House of Lords which is by appointment
>>69169544
I bet he cared about his mace.
>>69169263
Have there been instances of co-regency in the lore?
>>69169555
oh well in that case not a republic then
>>69169510
How is that not born out of wedlock?
>>69169503
probably for some prophecy
>>69169503
Robert is just a natural born cuck and couldn't handle it
>>69169503
it was literally a retelling of Paris and Helen, so yes.
>>69169534
Bobby was chad incarnate. 6'4, super muscled, super strong, charmed everybody, made his enemies come over to his side... if anybody's a mary sue its young robert. His claim is fucking garbage and yet he convinces the entire north kingdom as well as the riverlands to rally behind him? lol.
Plus his ridiculous hammer. GRRM says that Ned couldn't lift it in one hand. And we're supposed to believe Robert swung it around with one.
>>69169503
No he was a genuine pure at heart white knight in a shining armor. That's what so tragic/ironic about him.
>>69169543
>>69169584
>>69169587
>>69169588
>it was literally a retelling of Paris and Helen, so yes.
Of course! Thanks for replying bros.
>>69169590
>swinging around a warhammer with one hand
bravo gurrm
>>69169457
Bobby B was a whoring asshole. You dont need more reasons to have negative view about him
>>69169590
Such a Chad his waifu fucked a twink kek, and then his second wife fucked her own brother instead. Makes sense why they use a stag for the Baratheon coat of arms
>>69169590
Yeah that's young bobby not kid bobby. Kid bobby I imagine was an obnoxious faggot.
So we can all agree that Rhaegar loved Lyanna long before the Tourney at Harrenhal right?
why else would Rhaegar rigged the Tourney and win the blue rose for Lya? the whole thing was a wink to Lyanna
>>69169590
>And we're supposed to believe Robert swung it around with one.
This is a world where there are people that can crush skulls like it was pheasant eggs.
>>69169590
>mary sue
>miserable fat drunk king-cuck
wat?
>>69169624
It's romantic bullshit about "love at first sight" dude, unless you on the assumption she was the knight of the laughing tree
>>69169624
He might have fallen for her at first sight. It fits the whole prince charming routine.
>>69169621
>Makes sense why they use a stag for the Baratheon coat of arms
That was literally confirmed by GRRM a long time ago.
The point of the first books was being a subversion of the typical medieval ballad tropes.
Rhaegar was a prince charming, a beautiful boy straight out of a maiden's dream, he played the harp, fought valliantly with a sword, was a troubled soul in love with someone he shouldn't love, and then the fabled prince meets the real world, Robert was a man straight out real middle ages, strong, rash, moved by anger and revenge.
To make the point come across nicely, when fables meet the real world reality, they shatter; Rhaegar shattered against Robert's hammer.
But then, a certain writer became soft, he admitted that a lady friend of his "convinced" him to put dragons back in the book world, he started putting more and more of those fable tropes he was trying to shatter in the first place: the princess with her own special uniqueness (the dragons), a family where everyone gets to be super extreme special (a warg/exceptional young general, Azhor Azai reborn himself, a girl getting schooled by the most elite spy in the seven kingdoms, a shapeshifter elite assassin girl, a young boy exploring unknown lands) and, alas, the secret magical bastard trope fits right in.
Anyhow, it doesn't matter if Lyanna loved him back, it doesn't matter if it was a love escape, Rhaegar was a married man with a child, Lyanna was bethroted to a very important and powerful lord. Escaping together was a crime against the kingdom, making it look like a kidnapping was even more irresponsible.
>>69168242
Edge lord Preston liked him
>>69169662
>unMountain
>people
>>69168262
>>69169662
Gregor is like the strongest guy alive though
>>69169607
It would work if its built like a Mace, you know actually designed to be used in battle. But GRRM describes it in this completely implausible way like it's Mjolnir or whatever.
>>69169621
Young Robert. Old Robert I agree is a sad old drunkard.
>>69169623
Kid Bobby was ultra chad compared to Stannis.
>>69169564
>mace
you mean warhammer?
>>69169679
>>69169682
>love at first sight
>already knew she loved blue roses
>meanwhile the tourney had an 'anonymous' sponsor
>>69169621
>The term Stag cuckold differs from the usual use of the term cuckold. According to Sage Vivant, author of the book 'Your Erotic Personality', Stag cuckolds are typically heterosexual men who get off on the idea of their wives or girlfriends being with other men but do not really fit the historical term cuckold. Many such men dislike the term cuckold because society has denigrated its meaning, making it a shameful thing. The term cuckold has not only been misunderstood but also rather disrespected throughout history. They were seen as weak men that in a bizarre tradition from Europe were seen to wear antlers as symbols of this supposed weakness.
kek
>>69169607
>he thinks warhammers are WoW dwarf mauls with heads the size of your human head
>>69169662
This was so fucking satisfying
Fuck that guy
>>69169690
so Love is the death of duty? where do you think maester aemon got that story anon
>>69169662
Gregor has legit giantism and hysterical strength. Not really comparable. People in real life do that shit man.
Tell me, did you ever wonder why the men of the Night's Watch take no wives and father no children?
No.
So they will not love.
Love is the death of duty.
If the day should ever come when your lord father was forced to choose between honor on the one hand and those he loves on the other, what would he do?
He He would do whatever was right.
No matter what.
Then Lord Stark is one man in 10,000.
Most of us are not so strong.
What is honor compared to a woman's love?
And what is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms?
Or a brother's smile?
this whole shit was about both Rhaegar and Lyanna dumping their duties for their own selfish endaevors
>>69169624
Nope, he loved her after she protected Howland Reed's honor and Rhaegar went to find the Laughing Tree Knight. Instead he found Lyanna, and was impressed with her jousting skills. Then they fugged
>>69169725
This is how it looks like
>>69169679
>>69169682
>Falling for Targ propaganda
Rhaegar kidnapped Lyanna to because of his delusion of fulfilling some stupid prophecy, There was no love involved.
>>69169690
Yes.
Lyanna was a placeholder.
In fact, the whole per-Rebellion drama was a placeholder. Prophecy, romantic love, all that, it's just labels for motives and the bullshit that people tell themselves. That's gurm's point.
This is why R+L=J is such a shabby resolution for the plot.
>>69169714
Like I said, knight of laughing tree is the only explanation for it besides love at first sight
>>69169725
They are in ASOIAF
>>69169503
C L E A V A G E
>>69169766
Shouldn't the mace break the handle apart with its weight after one swing?
>>69169590
Robert was strong and swole, not perfect.
He had a penchant for whores even when he was officially engaged to Lyanna, was always prone to anger. The fact that he was good looking and strong doesn't put him in the same league as Rhaegar and his poem reading/harp playing ass.
>>69169619
Rich and famous military leader in middle ages fucked whores because he was away from home for months and it was the absolutaly normal thing to do, even wives knew that. It was absolutely normal, if anything it helps putting Robert in context as a real human being instead of a fucking magic albino fableboy,
Why did Ramsey decide to kidnap and torture Theon in the first place?
Did Ramsey know about his fathers plans to betray the Starks at that point, or was he torturous him because Theon attacked winterfell and the Starks and Boltons were still allies at that point?
>>69169798
Not Valyrian Steel it has the tensile strength of nanotubes.
>>69169725
What you posted is a one handed war hammer. What we're talking about is supposed to be a two handed war hammer. Much heavier
>>69169791
Whatever you say Cuck King
>>69169727
Word
sexist pigs all deserve to be killed
>>69169752
people in real life can't crush a skull with their bare hands.
>>69169766
It looks retarded. the head is way too heavy
>>69169762
Technically it wasn't only love but more so it was Rheagar's obsession with the Azor Ahai prophecy. It was thinly disguised Targ narcissism.
>>69169806
Because it made Ramsay's penis happy
>>69169583
well thats going with the theory the were wed in secret
Daily reminder that Rhaegar has a WILL naming his son Jon as the true heir
with Jon being named after Jon cor instead of Aryn
>>69169833
>An 8 foot tall ripped giant of a man can't shove a normal peasants skull with the force to crack it apart against a stone wall
You are fucking dumb and unimaginative and it's a fantasy show
robert strong mordhau when
>>69169833
>plate gauntlets
>can't crush
Ok
>>69169727
>Told the truth about his giant dong
Are you just going to assume he's lying about fucking Cersei?
>>69169806
The last living male heir of Balon Greyjoy was good leverage to have. Roose himself said that he wanted to trade Theon in exchange for occupied northern land. Ramsay torturing him was just Ramsay being Ramsay.
Hope we get a prequel show about roberts rebellion desu
>>69169873
Rhaegar was fucking married already.
>>69168978
so underrated
> I am High Sparrow
>>69169825
Targ shits need to die. Rhaegar was already loosing his mind, few more years and he would have been mad king 2.0
>>69169813
Oh, didn't know the handle was made of valyrian steel. Carry on then.
W-WHAT IF BRAN CONTROLS UNDEAD MOUNTAIN?
>>69169873
He was already married you stupid fuck. He's still a bastard.
Also it's almost certain Jon is a rape baby.
>>69169915
As opposed to cuck king beta?
>>69169882
That's not what is being argued, retard. Try and keep up.
>>69169766
>This triggers rhe Targ fags
>>69169926
What if Doran does?
Preston has a vid about Qyburn being a Dorne agent.
>>69169892
Why would you want that?
The show aged the characters up by what, 10 years? then decided to keep Ned 16-19 during TOJ
I'd agree if we get to see this guy
>>69169873
Like any of that shit matters, the plan was probably just Rhaegar legitimizing him after the war, which didn't happen because he got his shit fucked up. He probably died laughing at what a cuck Bobby B was and not anything as grandiose as getting rubies smashed across the river
>>69169923
It isn't, not sure where that anon got that idea.
Robert's warhammer is regular old steel. It was forged by the smithy of the Night's Watch when he served at Storm's End IIRC
>>69169966
More like 5 years.
>rts players
Did our Lord Stannis in pic related had any chances to defend himself and his army if he could make better formation, stand etc?
posting best house
http://www.gwarchive.com/user/baeratheon
>>69169993
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69169993
>Scrag bites on her heels
Sophie just gets worse every year
>>69169993
>dem legs
HHHHHNNNNNNGHHHHHH
Sophie's look good too.
>>69169931
Fuck you. The kingdom was prosperous during Roberts reign.
Does anyone else hope Yara ends up with Theon?
There is no love more pure than that between brother and sister.
>>69169995
well, not standing out in the open when a cavalry force is approaching is one thing. But he was fucked anyway, enemy force was too numerous
>>69170011
Dead/usurped house
>>69170036
NO COCK
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>>69170035
Yeah, it was a bountiful time for Cersei's womb, shame the seed wasn't strong
>>69170036
The furthest Theon gets is being Euron's salt wife.
>>69170036
Do you think Alfie fucker Lily?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2Grfi3lFg
Supposedly GRRM has hinted strongly that Stannis isn't going to die in Winds of Winter.
>>69170095
>things I pulled out of my ass this very moment
>>69170110
>>69170095
>King Stannis is still alive in my books
>I have thought of a twist with a dead character on the show thats alive in the books
>>69170066
>the seed wasn't strong
Robert got a fucking couple of dozens of bastards, Cersei aborted every single time she got pregnant with Robert's heirs, using moontea or whatever the fuck they call it in the show.
Every fucking time Cersei is shown as a caring mother, like they want the audience to feel pity for her, they should rember everyone she fucking drowned 20 fucking innocent children just because they were Robert's bastards.
>>69170110
Kill yourself showfag. He has said two characters who have died in the show won't die in books.
>>69170095
>he thinks another book will ever come out.
Look at me. I'm the canon now.
>>69170035
No thanks to Robert. The crown had empty coffers and owed money to every bank and rich family from Last Light to Qohor.
Aerys meanwhile left a full coffer, and besides that shit with Lyanna and him burning the Starks alive, most peasants still prefer Targ rule to the Usurper.
>>69170088
If he didn't then he must be Asexual or something
