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You're cremated now motherfucker!
>>69129966
EASY
EEEEEAAAAASSSSY
I'M A BAD MAN YOU KNOW THAT, STOP THE CAR, WHOOOAAAA
who /snatched/ here
what the fuck is up with his hair? Is it plugs? spraypaint?
I'M STEALING ALL OF THEIR BIRTHDAYS
>>69130497
He has plugs and he uses black marker.
>>69130554
Well I'm sorry to hear that...
Snatching this birthday.....WITH NO SURVIVORS!!
My mom named me Mason after "Mason Storm" from "Hard to Kill".
>>69129966
Are these Seagal's greatest fight scenes of all time? even surpassing the famous bar scene in Out 4 Justice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b88Sf_eCgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0nsaABbDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRg3WKMIIHA
>>69130705
Well i'm sorry to hear that.
What did your father had to say about that? Or is your father allowed to speak without permission?
>>69130729
nothing surpasses his autistic son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTCmpDZjMEU
>>69131534
Jesus
>>69131534
what about his first wife's son?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0VpLUU92oM
so beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiLVty_QaFY
>>69130705
Mason don't ever speak to me and Masson ever again.
>>69129966
Friendly reminder that his best quote is still 'Fuck you and die'
>>69133258
Factually inaccurate in a world where "blood bank" exists.
>>69132674
I remeber him playing a side character in some low budget samurai movie
>>69133101
>I have the envy of every man
How is this even a real person
>>69133209
That looks like the same guy that Grandmaster Seagal beat in one move.
>>69129966
Reminder to purchase the seminal work on Seagal's ouvre
Go easy on his AMA, phams. I don't want him to abort it.
>>69130729
>Belly Of The Beast
I like how they edited out the stuntman pretending to be Steven.
did the meme already die?
>>69133638
Well i'm sorry to hear that.How long until the AMA starts?
>>69132674
>shake his hand
>falls over
>>69134719
about 10 minutes if i am not mistaken
>>69136042
sorry im wrong, one hour and 10 minutes it is
>>69130497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6yIti02SkM
>>69133638
judging by his belly size, It'd be too late to abort
>go to fandango to look up Civil War tickets for friday
>mfw theres a Seagal movie IN THEATERS playing at exactly one time slot
Should I?
>>69136681
yep
>>69136628
my sides
>>69134678
greatest anime sword fight of all time
PSA: REDDIT AMA WITH SEAGAL TODAY
We at least need to ask what in the actual fuck did he meant by the "snatch every motherfucker birthday" line
>>69137048
It begins 12PM Eastern, so in 1h44min. FUCK we can't miss this dank opportunity
>>69137129
Explain that image.
>>69137129
That's 12AM. 12PM Eastern is in 13h42min. Faggot
>>69137157
It starts in 30 minutes you retards
>>69137244
try an hour and 30 minutes?
t. someone who's actually in the east coast
>>69137157
you are a mouthbreathing retard
and you weren't pretending
>>69137272
-4 gmt means it starts at 12 in england. Thats in half an hour
>>69137129
>>69137157
>>69137244
>>69137272
>>69137295
Quit bickering phams. We need dummy Reddit logins ASAP
>>69137311
Not 12. I meant 16
>>69130026
is this a homage to Eazy-E?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
Just get your alts lads, it's nearly time
get a throwaway email if you have to and ready up, cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIJIwLVxLfY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6yYQRG_M64
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SzXGblMcsE
bumperino for aikino
>>69129966
Another birthday snatched. Time for me punani.
Seagal vs Putin
Seagal
>Lord of Aikido
>Honorary black belt in Karate
>Soul Warrior
Putin
>Black belt in Judi
>Invented Combat Sambo
>Extremely high pain tolerance
My birthday in on July 15, what do so he won't snatch it bros?
>>69138696
Will they ever learn?
>>69138696
>amazing dancer
what do you guys think of this
>>69139008
Good thing Putin has a big warm heart and great sense of humor.
>>69139008
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>69139072
I wanna go fishing with him
SO WHERE IS THAT STEVEN SEAGAL AMA I THOUGHT IT SHOULD START ABOUT AN HOUR AGO REEEE
Bane vs Seagal (Big guy vs Big guy)
>>69139176
Bane wins unless it's his birthday or he's standing in between Seagal and some punani
>>69139252
yeah no bane is not even a real big guy, he is like 5 foot 6
>>69139176
happy birthdayfor you
>>69139350
If i snatched you birthday, would you cry?
FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THE AMA
>>69137435
What the fuck
>>69139415
oh shit
>>69139164
IT'S STARTING NOW YOU...YOU...
DOUBLE SNATCHER
>>69139562
WELL IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT
I don't get how reddit works. Someone link the AMA
where is it
>>69139605
this please, i dont understand this shitty site
>>69139605
>>69139637
>I don't get how reddit works.
.... Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>69139609
Seagals home
Here we go guys:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
lads
https://nr.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/
>>69139658
EAASSYY
>>69139658
>>69139663
>from thailand
wew lads
>I will not be doing Expendables 4.
>>69139658
>>69139663
>>69139664
>>69139669
/tv/edditI'll allow it this time. It's the magic of seagalposting coming alive
easy......
MEME
A
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I
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someone ask him what is the buddha nature
>>69139701
Shut up or i snatch your motherfucker birthday
link me ur posts to upboat :)
>>69139761
easy
EASY
EEEEAASY
How do they know its the real Seagal?
Someone ask him if he likes that thai boipuccy.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
IT BEGINS
Captcha: select the popcorn
>>69139794
Just seems like such a Seagal thing to say.
some faggot with an account ask him already about the motherfucking birthdays.
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
How can the band be all-black when is some kind of white?
>I started playing the guitar in Detroit in the '50s and I was in an all-black band.
Kek, has he really lied so much that he now believes his own lies?
>>69139812
amazing human bean
nigga was born in 1952 and claims to have played in an all-black band in detroit in the 50's
classic seagal
>>69139881
>>69139886
New black phase confirmed.
What is Steven tyying to say here?
What was the buddah nature?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
>>69139881
because of course he's part black too
>>69139904
motherfucker hahahaha
SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT THE BIRTHDAY SNATCHER LINE
>>69139910
top fucking kek, what an idiot
Steven, what is punani?
>>69139881
>>69139886
He was born in 1952 lel, was he fucking playing in his diapers
wat
>>69139910
desu he claimed to have started playing guitar in the 50s, not that he was in a band in the 50s
>>69139949
>sensei
>It's a very hard road to hoe and you're gonna have to be patient and understanding and understand whoever gets the role isn't necessarily the best but who you know.
LEARN FROM THE MASTER /tv/
Holy shit these top questions
Anyone asked about punani yet?
>my friends
>>69140086
lel should I delete my comment?
seems like he wont answer any questions like that sadly
>>69140065
you dont get to bring friends
someone ask him about the kitty
>>69140133
THEY ARE NOT MY FRIENDS BUDDY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXfFMT0Izj8
what did he mean by this
You all ruined it. Now we will never know.
>I am a champion and I want to remain a champion.
>Go to an Aikido dojo and train with a teacher.
>It's a very hard road to hoe and you're gonna have to be patient and understanding and understand whoever gets the role isn't necessarily the best but who you know.
>I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol
>One million percent possible if the credit card has been modified. It's a very easy thing to do.
>>69140119
Are you throwawayseagal?
> friends
Aww you.
>Mr. Seagal, let me first say that it is an honor to talk with you. It's not everyday someone gets to speak with the king of improv. Now to my question. You have been quoted on Google saying "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Would you now say that has become a reality? And more importantly, you got any cum in those balls?
top kek
When will this fat cunt lose weight
Someone ask if he would rather be buried or cremated
>I gave up on that a hundred years ago
IS HE IMMORTAL
>>69140179
is that Meatloaf
NOW THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL
>>How many necks do you snap in CODE OF HONOR?
>I'm kind of a zen guy. I move forward without looking back.
What did he mean by this?
>>69140281
how do you modify a credit card?
>>69140145
THEY ARE NOT MY BUDDIES GUY
>>69140281
>it's an easy thing to do
>implying he's done it/knows how it's done
Never change Steven. The eternal "that kid"
>>69140264
>I was in an all-black band
And black apparently.
>Any advice for young actors?
>It's a very hard road to hoe
What did he mean by that?
>>69140301
tape a gun to it
>>69140301
by sharping it and adding an ACOG scope dummy
SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT HIS GUN COLLECTION
HE'LL WRITE A WALL OF TEXT ABOUT IT
>>69140330
>>69140328
that's funny, but he probably meant sharpening the corners
hes not answering guys
>How many necks do you snap in CODE OF HONOR?
>I'm kind of a zen guy. I move forward without looking back.
wut?
I AM A CHAMPION AND I WANT TO REMAIN A CHAMPION
>>69139904
Holy SHIT he's in full pathological liar mode
He's more of a living meme than I previously thought
>>69140387
>he'll write a wall of lies about it*
ftfy
Kurosawa confirmed for flick tier
What is all this in aid of?
>>69140438
>they want to give the punani
>>69140408
Yeah, 100 mice sized enemies would be a walkover, a mouse the size of a pig on the other hand would be lethal.
>>69140438
who are the semen demons
>>69140450
Kurosawa fans BTFO
>>69140471
Could crush the fuck out of you.
It wouldjn't look out of place as a Souls boss tbqh
>>69140438
>He dresses in his operator look from A Good Man/that sniper film every day of his life
I'm dying
Guys, does he actually think he's black?
Are we gonna get him starting answers with "As a person of colour..."
>>69140450
>italicizing "movies"
He knows the distinction between flicks, movies, films and kino CONFIRMED
>dick-nipples replied to me
Seagal as Daredevil
The absolute madman
>>69140601
Kek that username
>THIS FAT FUCK IS OUT OF BREATH AFTER 10 REPLIES
Is his manager shuting this down ?
>>69134678
>Top 10 anime battles
>>69140634
Maybe someone tipped them off about /tv/
Guys, you're supposed to be downvoting all the shitty questions into oblivion and upvoting good questions
>he's not answering our meme questions
fucking fat piece of shit
>>69140677
that's how it is, like the top 10 unanswered ones are the same thing but he's not answering any of them
>>69140677
I don't have a memmit account sorry
>>69140685
He's not even answering my question if he wants to star in capeshit, fucking slow ass pig
>[–]futurepoweruser 1 point 2 minutes ago
>was just wondering as well
>thanks for doing the ama btw
>the seagal flicks have always been celebrated for their action scenes
fucking kek'd
10/10 subtlety
>>69140770
>the seagal flicks have always been celebrated for their action scenes
>>69140677
All the top questions are /tv/ related and he's not answering them
I'm calling this a success just for the stealth-ass seagalposting on the AMA feed
>>69139996
its "for you" all over again
>>69140387
>SOMEONE ASK HIM ABOUT HIS GUN COLLECTION
>HE'LL WRITE A WALL OF TEXT ABOUT IT
He made a god damn movie about his gun collection, and payed actors to stand around him and act interested
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wnw08iNb51U
>>69140828
You have to make the questions somewhat serious, hoping he replies to my capeshit question.
>Steven Seagal as Falcon
>I am a cop and have been for a very long time. It's a street term that means to kill someone.
MYSTERY SOLVED
STEVEN "THE COP" SEAGAL DOES IT AGAIN
IT'S LIT, SENPAI
HE REPLIED
HE DID IT
>>69140896
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>69140896
OH SHIT
>>69140896
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
>tfw sensei will never tell us the true meaning of the buddha nature
SEAGAL CONFIRMED STREET
>>69140896
AHAHAHAHAAHAH
WELL DONE MEME MAN
Steven "A cop" Seagal
A true professional when it comes to street terms.
>>69140896
what the fuck
has anyone ever heard of this 'street term'?
>>69140896
YOU'RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP NOW STEVEN
GOD DAMN IT
ADMIT YOU FUMBLED THE FUCKED LINE
>>69140836
>well im sorry to hear that
Muh sides
>>69140896
>going on leddit
kill yourself
>>69140896
EASY
>>69130705
Did they also give you the middle name "Snatch" because you're a huge pussy?
>>69140896
BIRTHDAY STATUS: SNATCHED [X] NOT SNATCHED [ ]
M E M E
A
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I
C
>>69140856
Someone ask him about the Inifinity he was telling about
>>69140896
And thus Seagalposting ascends to legit-ass meme status
-former CIA operator
-is considered the highest Aikido specialist in Japan
-handgun instructor for special forces
-starred in more than 150 movies
-is a direct negociator between US government and italian mafia
-fucked Kelly Lebrock at her prime
-almost killed Vandamme
-is so popular Tom Cruise stole several of his roles
-is the most popular country singer in eastern Europe
-is a personal friend of Vladimir Putin and the Dalai Lama
-can speak fluently japanese, russian, italian and his own native-american dialect
-is a worldwide reputed shamanist and herbalist
-arrested more than 400 criminals as a reserve deputy sheriff
-can snatch your motherfucking birthday
Call me when Arnold will do half of this
>>69140981
what do you think is going on in this thread, huh?
>>69140968
We need a pacha edit with this look
>>69129966
I'm dying. Thank you based reddit.
Someone ask him if he plays video games
>>69140896
OH SHIT
>>69140919
>filename
>>69141041
What PS4 game is it?
>>69141013
>his own native-american dialect
kek, nice
BANEPOSTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
He's ignoring all the meme questions. What a faggot.
>>69141078
Street cop
Explain this meme to me.
Seagal has always had goofy moments and stuff to make fun of, whats with entire threads filled with "seagalposting"; I get the fake script lines but what is a "birthday snatcher"
>>69141084
Not really. They got Tom Hardy to address the plane scene during an ama too.
>>69141109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
This is not edited in anyway
>>69141109
>fake script lines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
>>69141109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfNW1ERej0A
Someone ask him what his opinion of Tom Hardy is
Maybe meme magic can work its thing once more
>>69140896
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>was in an all-black band when he was under 8 years old
is there anything he can't do?
wew lads
THE AGE OLD QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED
>>69140981
how dumb are you ,fucking retard? we've been raiding amas for years.
>>69141165
Poetry.
>>69141165
>>69141167
KEKED
>>69141185
>we
Hang yourself.
>>69141084
Seagalposting won't survive the summer.
>>69141185
>le ebin raids
how to spot the newfag
>>69141208
well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69141208
Well I'm sorry to hear that.
Just put it on "sort by new first" and downvote all good questions as always?
>>69141208
that's so true
although he might make it big if his movies are successes this year
he has some big ones
This is a pretty oblique way of saying ladyboys
>>69141165
>>69141167
BOBBY KEKED RICHIE
AND RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO OUT OF REVENGE
D E E P E S T L O R E
>>69140896
the fire rises
hahahahaha
HERE WE GO
>>69141216
breh
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/23vpsz/4chans_tv_crashes_an_ama_featuring_tom_hardy_bane/
https://www.reddit.com/r/jennettemccurdy/comments/2dgdqg/jennette_mccurdy_aka_curmudgeon457_here_ama/
Someone ask him about punanis.
>>69141208
well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69141205
>>69141216
found the newfaggot trying be the edgy contrarian
quick someone ask about his dick, on the EAZYYY EAZYYY scene
>>69133577
mah nigga
>>69141281
>>69141295
Way too completely miss the point, you fucking retards.
>>69141282
it's too late now
questions are momentum based so it's very difficult to get one answered this late in the process. Not enough critical karma to get answered
Official thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLe_BZ1mo3I
>>69141339
official thread crop
>>69141316
>>69141316
>>69141316
>>69141316
>>69141316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dakhzl2SBQ
someone post the EASY EASY scene, i mustve missed it
>>69141084
>know why richie did bobby lupo
>>69141165
>this thread
Too fucking much
>Sensei stopped answering questions
Is he out of breath?
>>69141421
Now everyone knows. Seagal revealed critical Seagalposting knowledge to the masses
>>69141165
Someone point me to the origin of this aspect of segal posting. I seem to have missed this one.
>>69141281
Jennette McCurdy handled it well, what a qt
>>69141013
good post
>>69141339
This song is starting to grow on me, famalans.
>>69141481
He has to go meditate, the sheer volume of questions was causing him to lose his calm-ness
>>69141508
there was like a thousand Dan The Man questions, and they all got deleted lol.
>>69141515
it's pretty catchy, I don't even know what the fuck they say.
E WANI WANI E WAN TE PUNANI
I think Seagal says pity at sometime though.
>>69140896
>smash hit
Well played senpai
>>69141281
>There's a whole fucking subreddit dedicated her
Jesus fuck, that creeps me out.
we need to upboat the guy asking the punani question
>>69141614
you should check the mod of those subreddits, he's an absolute pervert
>>69140896
>street term
>I'm a cop and have been for a long time
Fucking amazing. He really is the grown-up form of that kid whose uncle worked at Nintendo. He can't resist making shit up
You know what's funny? Anyone seen richie poster is literally just one guy. His threads barely got 10 responses. He must feel good af right now.
Maybe instead of crashing the AMA we could do something great so he feels better?
I feel like I'd like to make him smile and be like
>Oh wow these guys are pretty funny
>>69140896
ask him politely what street, tell him you're a bum and have lived on the streets all your life and never heard the term.
>>69141295
>>69141281
Show me one /tv/ reddit raid that happened in 2009 or earlier
>>69141680
The real Seagalposting began with the thread in which the "snatch every motherfucker birthday" scene was first posted
>>69141717
literally no.
But that was a good meme to get behind/rally to.
You guys are alright sometimes,
Sensei Steven
>>69130497
Horrible plugs and colors it with shoe polish or something stupid. If you watch his early movies he's balder than he is now
>>69141713
>name 10 flicks , 2 films , 1 movie , and 2 kinos
you're literally that guy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>69140896
>>>>>>>>>>I AM A COP
>>69141793
The Richie threads were forced as fuck, but they worked because they always ended with "I'm gonna keep coming back until somebody remembers seeing Richie"
Birthdayposting was legitimately baffling and hilarious fromt he get-go and immediately started producing 250+ post threads, one after the other and it hasn't stopped since
>>69141836
hes just edited birthday to punani
the fire rises
>>69141208
well im sorry to hear that
>>69141831
I don't ask for opinions, though
>>69131163
My Dad was cool with it. He took Aikido because of the Steven Seagal movies. Then he just forgot about it by the time I was six.
>>69140997
No they did not.
da streets
>>69141836
L E G E N D
>>69141700
For something like that to happen he would need a shred of self-awareness. You can't connect with somebody this delusional about themselves.
>>69141700
Spoken like a true faggot.
Steven seagal everyone
>>69141836
fuck, that got me
good use of editing
>>69141910
Is this the fucking looney tunes
>>69141950
How was he in an all-black band if he's not black?
>No picture
Steven is probably at home raping another 16 year old trafficked sex slave from Ukraine. There's no proof Steven is answering these questions. Likely just his agent.
https://twitter.com/LGHomeEnt/status/727590623075696640
>>69133577
I bought it and every night I watch a Seagal movie and then read about it before bed.
>>69141995
>agent
>knowing detroit street talk
Somebody ask him why Tim & Eric are credited under pseudonyms for their editing work in Kill Switch. Maybe they wanted to disown the project?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypMTI6FwCUU
>>69142046
>why Tim & Eric are credited under pseudonyms for their editing work in Kill Switch.
Pussies!
I'd be proudly displaying my work as editor for a Seagall film.
Ask him why he never bothered to/doesn't bother making movies that have something to do with Buddhism instead of "kicking some serious ass".
>>69129966
>>69129966
it makes me sad to think he may die sooner rather than later if he continues to stay unfit and the legacy he leaves behind will be countless lies, a hoard of straight to dvd trash, all those youtube videos of other actors mocking him and just a generally poor character
>>69142106
Because fat, middle-aged slavs wouldn't buy the DVDs of that shit.
>>69133577
And for those who can't buy it right now
>>69142169
It's actually slav grandmas.
>>69142169
Yes, but that's only the answer to "doesn't bother". He wasn't always a DTV star.
Did this fat fuck take a punani break or something?
Where did he fucking go
>>69141836
good show, lads
I think this AMA crashed quicker than usual.
>>69142232
It's over. Faggots went to far as usual, calling him a rapist. He never even really posted proof, it was probably his agent. His "proof" was a tweet with a poster of his newest movie saying he was going to do an AMA
>>69141836
MEME MAGIC IS REAL.
>>69141995
>he's never snatch a motherfucker punani
embarrassing, Anon.
>EDIT: That's all the time I have. Thanks for chatting with me. I had a great time.
hahaha it's ovah
>answer for who did Bobby Lupo and the birthday line IN THE SAME THREAD and straight from sensei himself
I'm calling this one a success phams
>>69142398
We were actually subtle this time. No massive invasion. We asked our dumb question and got an answer.
I think the AMA happened too early in the meme's life cycle.
>>69141363
BASED STEVEN
Good show
>>69142428
He left during all the rapist/you suck/sex slaves/ladyboys/are you an asshole questions.
>>69142509
>ladyboys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq0BITsiqQg
>>69142509
Actually he seemed to begin to recant when somebody asked him about the Gene Lebell chokehold story
Who cares, we know it's fucking true
>>69142455
Is this legit? Hardy must be a /tv/ poster
>>69142587
This is the same dude who thinks he's been a cop for a very long time, was in an all-black band in Detroit in the 50s and apparently thinks the biggest aspects of his "Buddhist personality" are "humility and compassion".
As far as Seagal is concerned, the Gene Lebell story never happened and it's just some rumor that his jealous peers like Stallone and Schwarzenegger spread about him.
The trailer for code of honour actually looks pretty good.
Continues the new theme of Seagal being a Sniper because he's too fat to move anymore
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/codeofhonor/
>>69142850
Lebell himself says he cannot expound on the details due to legal bindings
It's like 110% true
>>69142925
Are you an IP harvester?
>>69143136
Are you an IP harvester?
>>69143059
Has there even been a long AMA with an actor? The Hardy one was even shorter than this one with Seagal
It's like their PR agent needs to fucking convince them to answer some question in this new internet thing
>Steven Segall is likely a serial rapist and exploits teenage trafficked girls
Is this a weird thought to anyone else? There's likely tons of guys like Seagall in Hollywood. You just never hear about it. What other shady shit are they hiding?
And what's worse is that Seagall is likely to 100% get away with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_xuf9KjmcA
>>69143379
>99% of people who showed up to his AMA were from /tv/
I actually felt a little bad. Nobody in the west cares about him anymore
>>69142937
I know I was taking the piss. Seagal either totally blacked that out or will be eternally triggered by the pants shitting memory for the rest of his days
>>69143318
>Is this a weird thought to anyone else?
kek no, it's literally been happening in the industry the entire time it's existed
>What other shady shit are they hiding?
You honestly don't want to know and probably wouldn't be able to handle it if you did.
>nobody asked him what did he do to grow his hair back
>>69143556
>nobody in the West cares about him anymore
And with good reason, we've had to put up with his godawful movies and horrific acting for the last 25 years or so.
Some anons were going in a bit too strong tbqh
>>69143839
>did they take her?
>well I'm sorry to hear that
>>69141208
its been around since at least last summer you utter fucking leddit newfag
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