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worst person in Westeros edition
continued from >>69026793
What was the point of killing him just to bring him back 2 episodes later?
xth for Daenerys has the most fuckable faces.
There's a lot of retarded stuff from that episode, but I really don't find it hard to believe that Balon was just now notified about the death of Stannis. Nobody gives a fuck about the Wall or sending them any news.
Can't we just go back to complaining about how out of character Davos was?
>>69028571
>DUDE I CAN SPEAK TO DRAGON LMAO
>ALSO I FORGOT TO MENTION I AM APART OF KHALESSI'S FAMILY NOW BRO
>QUIP
>DO YOU LIKE ME REDDIT?
Tommen will order Jaime to ride North and fetch his uncle Stannis' body for a proper funeral, as he is still family. As Tommen gives him a R'hllor funeral, he rises from the dead.
Screencap this.
>>69028607
Fan service
>>69028607
generate hype for the next season
Calling it now, the Umber will give Ramsay the gift of Rickon, except it won't be Rickon, it'll be some poor peasant kid that got his tongue cut out and face fucked up by Smalljon to pass off as Rickon.
He'll excuse the fucked up face to Ramsay by saying that Shaggydog previously attacked Rickon and mauled him. While the real Rickon will play some squire or some shit for Smalljon and his hair is dyed
>>69028607
to forsake him from his nights watch vows so that he can become Jon Stark and marry Dany, her aunt since he's half Targaryen
>mfw someone next to me thinks that ASOIAF is fantasy
>>69028607
so he can become a different person
at the very least he is going to have another personality living along side his original one or something like that
>>69028607
Cliffhanger for next season/book
Hey so, does anyone know what's going on with my wife and chicken tendies? I'm really hungry, /got/.
Hotpocketman went fucking ham in that last thread god damn
>>69028636
I'm glad you reposted this image, its so funny and topical.
>>69028571
>now that Stannis is done it is Jaime's time to shine in the light of villainy
>>69028634
But he doesn't need his face mauled. Ramsay doesn't even know what Rickon looks like
>>69028607
So he can become the hungry wolf and wage a campaign of terror on everything south of the wall
>>69028634
you're a moron, Umbers are already confirmed to be fighting with the Boltons against Jon
>>69028634
isn't smalljon supposed to be dead?
>>69028679
Good.
>>69028571
John Snow and Khaleese will have babies in season 9
>>69028571
he just confessed to his crimes
>>69028164
daily reminder that's ser Oswell Dayne, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, Sword of the Afternoon, dualwielding Dusk & Dawn (TM)
that other guy isDarkstar
>>69028571
Fat man thinks he will complete the series AND write more books afterwards
>>69028520
I could have lived with Ramsay killing Roose, if the execution wasn't so very fucking lazy. You expect me to believe that all the Bolton men don't give a shit that their Lord was clearly stabbed and his wife and infant son torn up by Ramsay's dogs? Same with Dorne.
There are a hundred ways this could have been exectuted in a better way.
>>69028607
epic final,all men must die, in le game of thrones no one is safe, etc
>>69028691
Yeah, just like the manderlys right
FREY PIES MOTHERFUCKER
>>69028682
at least they can never hurt victarion ;_;
>>69028682
Jaime is going to stay in his season 2 self (hell, he can still fight well even without his hand) until something lame happens and he suddenly shifts into what he was at the end of Feast with no arc or buildup. That's more shocking than character development.
>>69028692
Yes, in the books
>>69028682
Jaime didn't come across as a villain to me in this scene at all.
tfw Olly still isn't dying slowly
>>69028634
D&D decided the Umbers really do follow the Boltons now. So no rickon switch just Umbers+Boltons+Karstarks+Manderleys against the Wildlings and Mormonts plus maybe another house or two.
Hence the whole 'Umbers, manderleys and karstarks have more men than the other houses combined' line, the only thing is the watch now have wildlings too.
>>69028727
Except the Manderly's will only be mentioned by name. Their role will be taken by House Mazin
>>69028571
If Jaime still had his hand, do you think he'd kill all of those peasants easily?
>>69028748
>yfw Olly didn't try to fight the giant and get instantly smashed into the ground like the shit stain that he is.
feels bad man
>>69028607
To raise hope only to kill him again permanently.
>>69028714
How much do you think gurm hates A Song of Ice and Fire at this point?
>>69028748
>>69028779
fuck off reddit
>>69028778
Book Jaime yeah
>>69028686
Ramsay doesn't even know Rickon is with the Umbers. No need for that deception at all.
I'm afraid that D&D just don't give a shit, so the Umbers will now fight for the Boltons.
>>69028686
Can't chance random Northern Lord like the Karstark dude knowing fRickon isn't Rickon
>>69028747
It's yet to come.
Don't forget that he raped Cersei, killed his cousin just because, and never reflected on Cersei unlike his book version.
>>69028659
A true king gets his own tendies.
>>69028803
What wrong with wanting Olly to die slowly?
Fuck that little shit along with Thorne, they should just be dumped north of the wall with no arms.
"Olly is the key to all of it"-D&D
GOD DAMNIT GEORGE YOU LAZY FUCK FINISH THESE GOD DAMNED BOOKS.
>>69028571
>>69028809
literally anime tier character
I ordered them a really long time ago.
>>69028778
You'd think so but considering Barristan got fucking destroyed by like 8 rich cunts that have probably never had a hard days work in their entire life i'd say he probably would still be killed.
>>69028803
he is some of the worst OC in the show
>>69028727
We probably will have the Manderlys turning on Ramsay, but it looks like the Karstarks and Umbers are in it for real. The spoilers about the battle seem to be coming true.
>>69028748
At least he's freezing in the ice cells.
I can't believe we lost Satin for that fuck. Between that and Loras I'm convinced D&D are homophobes.
>>69028812
The only lord that would know what Rickon looks like would be Wyman Manderly as he saw him in ACOK. Karstark would never saw him
>>69028714
Well right now he is busy with new walking dead comiks
>>69028841
dropped
>>69028840
>having faith in fat man and his lies
>>69028845
Wtf is he so uppity all of a sudden
>>69028851
Unsullied don't hold formation either when they have spears and about 10 yards from dagger-wielders. Just accept that Meereen and Dorne work on their own bizarro logic
Who ready for the Stannis redemption arc?
LETS MAKE STANNIS GREAT AGAIN
>>69028837
>>69028853
he's an irrelevant meme just like you guys
>>69028764
Source on this?
>>69028872
She looked like she got bitten by a radioactive chinaman.
>Yes good goy
>The Aryan Westerosi must be inter bred with the Summer Islander
>You wouldn't want to be a racist would you?
>>69028841
Lady Margery. Can you please stop that. It makes me uncomfortable. Also, can you ask them about what's going on with my chicken tendies? I'm really hungry.
What the fuck is her problem?
>>69028897
>redemption from burning Shireen
Show Stannis is past redemption.
>>69028887
Thing is I have none. He won't stop posting about these fucking HUGO awards.
>>69028869
>using book shit as evidence
You have no power here m8
>>69028934
Infinite plot armor
>>69028897
Are we back in S4 all of a sudden?
Why did Tommen sound like a faggot hitting puberty this episode. You could hear his voice cracking every time he talked
why do they want to revive jon snu so badly he's not like a god or anything
>>69028918
Good post, /pol/
>>69028851
Barristan was an old fuck who was out of shape and out of practice. You can't win sword fights on meme magic and reputation.
>>69028869
Are you saying they never paid a visit to cousin Ned? They were at Winterfell before marching south under Robb too
>>69028607
to fuel offseason shitposts around the internet
>>69028921
>implying Tommen the cuck would ask them to stop
>>69028635
This desu
>>69028887
Why would he lie?
>>69028607
To free him from his vows
Is this when Val appears and Jon marries her, making the book scene of him saying no when Stannis comes to him with the proposal irrelevant? Do you think it was GURM's plan all along to be freed from his vows and later agree to marry her?
>>69028968
because he is a faggot hitting puberty
>>69028948
/got/ is bookfag central p8
>>69028900
>I'll tell people on the internet that they are irrelevant to make myself feel better. I pity you.
>>69028934
Nothing, her GPS is working fine
>yfw FankenMountain kills at least one guy per episode
Lyanna is a slut!
>>69028803
Why so obsessed with reddit?
>>69028948
And in the show no Northern lords know what the Stark kids look like
>>69028981
I'm pretty sure they would only know what Ned and Robb looked like. The lords tended to stay at their castles.
>>69028972
Thanks Natalie poster
>>69028921
See I made tendies, but after seeing Jamal's cock I let him eat them all while I sucked him off. Now sit there like a bitch and watch how a real man fucks your wife
>>69028948
this is /got/ you stinking showfag
>>69028889
Hormonal teenager.
Also seems to only think of the correct thing to do in a situation 2 days later in the shower.
>>69028841
Is this real? From a 10 to a 6 just like that.
>>69028918
>andals
>white
Dude they came from the middle of Essos
so why don't the lannisters just kill all the crazy religious people?
>>69029044
>tfw we didn't get this line in the show
>tfw no sarcastic Stannis
>Pod the Rod still lives
Only character I remotely give a fuck about after they knocked off Stannis and Roose.
>talking to some normies in class about GoT
>they actually seem to acknowledge the writing has gotten worse
Holy shit they're actually catching on finally.
Although I did talk to a woman convinced that the show was better because the characters were aged up; she said the Dany stuff in the books was gross and made her stop reading. Normies are fickle beasts.
>>69029044
Stannis ground his teeth. 'It is not my wish to tamper with your rights and traditions. As to royal guidance, Janos, if you mean that I ought to tell your brothers to choose you, have the courage to say so.'
That took Lord Janos aback. He smiled uncertainly and began to sweat, but Bowen Marsh beside him said, 'Who better to command the black cloaks than a man who once commanded the gold, sire?'
Stannis tried to concentrate on the question. Yes, the Night's Watch needed a Lord Commander, and the choice could decide the fate of the Wall. And yet, all Stannis could focus on were the smells coming from the kitchen, wonderful beyond words. The food was scarce here, with little more to dine on then salted beef and scrawny vegetables. Yet somehow, the skillful hands of Castle Black's cook made it taste like a royal feast.
The cook. That wonderful cook. Here at the end of the world everything was cold, barren, and lifeless, except for the meal hall. Here, the brothers gathered to shake the snow off their cloaks and indulge in the one pleasure afforded to them at this unforgiving place. In his own way, the cook was every bit as skilled as the most learned maester or talented swordsman.
But the cook had no fancy weapons of Valyrian steel or rings around his neck, he had only his pots and his spoons. And yet, he held perhaps the most important position in the entire Night's Watch. How could the black brothers defend the Wall without food in their bellies? This simple cook kept the entire operation running, as his predecessors had for thousands of years.
It occurred to Stannis that the role the cook played at Castle Black was much like the role the Night's Watch played in Westeros: humble, often ignored by the rest of the realm, but doing the most important job of all and never even asking for thanks.
Who's /jorah/ here?
>>69029028
>yfw it's always some secondary chad
>>69028607
literary muh shock value
>>69028897
based. Can't wait for his last stand against the Others
Why are the Iron Islands always so aesthetic?
>>69029044
>>69029096
And then the thought struck him. It was so simple- the cook could be the new Lord Commander! For a man who could turn simple ingredients into such an ingenious blend of flavors and textures, surely it would be simple to turn a bunch of convicts, bastards, and rejected nobles into an elite fighting force. What better man to hold back the terrors of the frozen north than the man who held back hunger at the Wall for years?
He was sure of it now- the cook was not just the best man for the job, he was the only man for the job. The black brothers stared at him, waiting for his answer. He couldn't simply tell them to choose the cook as Lord Commander. No, coming on too strong would never do- the Night's Watch was proud of its tradition, and would not simply accept the command of an outsider. He needed to push the cook into the command without it looking obvious- he needed to use a light touch.
"Any of them, I would think. Even the cook"
Take the hint, prayed Stannis, clenching his jaw. Take the hint you fools, or we are surely lost.
>>69029077
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/hostage
>>69028620
But DABID, it is genius if you don't think about it.
>>69028841
DELETE THIS
>>69029086
>implying he was being sarcastic
Beric said every time he came back he lost a part of himelf. What part of himself will Jon lose? Assuming D&D don't go full retard of course
GUYS I AM LITERALLY TREMBLING WITH FEAR. JON WASN'T BORN AMIDST SALT AND SMOKE, DOES THIS MEAN HE ISN'T AZOR AHAI? I AM LITERALLY ON THE VERGE OF TEARS ;_;
>>69029119
Norn Iron is beautiful that's all.
>>69029093
>Once Grand Maester Pycelle came with a box of flasks and bottles, to ask if she was ill. He felt her brow, made her undress, and touched her all over while her bedmaid held her down.
>>69029051
>not "House A Song of Ice and Fire"
Killyourself
>>69029043
>And in the show no Northern lords know what the Stark kids look like
Show hasn't shown that
Would be a lot cooler if jon would've been burned and born again in the fire like daenarys thunder thighs , revealing he is related.
But no they had to go with a scene you could predict from 10km away
What supporting character will die next episode? I have a feeling they're going to kill someone every week.
>>69029151
>Assuming D&D don't go full retard of course
>>69029169
Theon is. It's CONFIRMED
>>69029098
>mfw the only time I posted in /got/ threads was when I could spam my Iain pics
more pics of lyanna pls
>>69029195
Lyanna probably
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
>>69029028
Why doesn't he just start picking off the Faith?
>>69029096
>>69029132
>tfw /got/ used to have legit talented posters
>>69029195
not Margaery, that's for sure
>>69029195
My money is on Edmure and/or Brynden
>>69029098
I am. Too bad he's marked for death. Best char though.
>>69029175
Are you fucking stupid? It's what the general is called.
Eat a dick
>>69029151
I hope he turns ruthless as fuck, executing all his assassins including Olly and consciously shitting on the Night's Watch and the danger beyond the Wall to retake Winterfell.
>>69029184
Targaryens burn, Daenerys not burning was a one time thing
Beneath the gold, the bitter feel.
>>69028682
>Favorite character in the books
>Bastardized by DABID&DABID
>Like pottery
>>69028607
He dies in the book. Fulfills prophecy.
>tfw Jon sacrifices Olly to R'hllor
>>69029169
>JON WASN'T BORN AMIDST SALT AND SMOKE
yes he was
there was smoke in the room he was in
it wasn't a lot of smoke but it was still there
as for the salt, have you even seen the salt of the anti-jonfags?
>>69029258
>Beneath the shitpost, the bitter feel
I'm seriously starting to think Stannis is dead :/
>>69028607
I'm secretly hoping that dying and being revived either has, or will slowly drive him insane.
>tfw I loved the show
>tfw I got my friends to watch the show
>I read the books after season 3
>I got them to start the books
>Only 1 got past the first book
>tfw every time I tell them that the show is inconsistant I get "Oh you don't like the show because you're a bookfag"
>Everytime I pointed out how season 5 was in good quality compared to the other seasons
IT'S HERE GUYS !
THE NEW EPISODE OF THE NORMIES !!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_kygRH67hk
>>69028827
>raped Cersei
Raping Cersei is lawful good.
>killed his cousin just because
You mean the guy he killed to escape when he was being hold captive?
>never reflected on Cersei unlike his book version
wow this guy is worse than hitler!
>>69029050
Jamal ate my tendies?
Does Melisandre even know what the fuck she's doing at this point?
>>69029132
Was it autism?
>>69029169
That was his rebirth, we'll have to see how much salt and smoke there is in the ToJ.
>>69029281
Yes, it was confirmed from leaks and his brother
He is now shooting another show
>>69029276
>anti-jonfags
there is no such thing>inb4 Marcus
>>69029224
Man young Lyanna was qt as shit.
>tfw love that hairstyle
>tfw the only girls that do it are young teenagers
>tfw you'd in your 30s and as too socially awkward during your teenage years to date.
>>69029195
>>69029244
I don't think we will get to see the Riverlands before Jaime's arrival.
My pick is Osha. Umber will deliver her to Ramsay together with Rickon and Ramsay will kill her (after some painfully cartoon evil dialogue).
if they keep going like this there are barely any interesting characters left
Episode 1: Sand Snek massacre
Episode 2: I AM THE DROWNED GOD/STORM/BOLTON
What will be episode 3's big meme? I have a feeling it will be tower of joy.
>>69029289
>>Everytime I pointed out how season 5 was in good quality compared to the other seasons
what are you trying to say here?
>>69029290
Stop fucking shilling these videos faggot.
Also POO IN THE LOO
>>69029353
tower of joy dual-wielding arthur dayne
>>69029335
There are anti-jonfags, yes.
>hurr durr worst actor in the show
>REEEEEEEE so cliche
>>69029335
Marcus an hero'd. It is known.
>>69029173
i'm from northern ireland and live 10ish miles from winterfell. it's only beautiful here if you like literally nothing and rain, lots of RAIN
Was Lyanna a virgin here? Sibling experimentation must have been really common.
>>69029350
Are you kidding me?
We still have:
Sand snakes
Brienne
Daenerys targaryen
I love this show
>>69029290
>that beanbag paki?
>>69029353
the real question is considering how much shit happened in episode 2 (granted it was pretty much all expected) what are they going to do in episode 9?
>>69029319
No, that's the point, there are no gods, the magic works with or without faith
>>69029350
Davos and Jaime are the only characters left worth liking and both have had their characters assassinated.
>>69029353
>now it ends.
>>69029379
What are you on about?
We had snow last week as well.
>>69029246
Supposedly his actor let it slip that he will begin shooting season 7 soon, so he still has some time left. Maybe he'll meet that Dornish red priest and he'll get Vicky's vulcano arm.
>>69029368
The hero we needed. He was the reactionary force of nature and a hero.
>>69029379
County Fermanagh here and it's beautiful here. I appreciate it even more now that I've moved out for Uni.
>>69029392
It was diving into her bog what drove Hodor to Hodor.
>>69028872
oh fuck. is this shooped?
Do anons actually find young Lyanna a qt? Please, she's not. She's the true definition of average looks nothing like book Lyanna, and that's not even the case. I've seen better looking 13 year olds.
>>69029028
Made me laugh, that shit reminded me of those out of place halftime clips that anime has before/after the ads play
Why the fuck would the mountain leave Cersei's side and walk around flea bottom, listening in on conversations of people insulting her so that he could murder them. He's an unintentionally comedic depiction of a full one white night
>>69029318
Yeah, now what are you gonna do about it?
>>69029401
Episode 9 is obviously Snowbowl.
>>69029064
ofc not. she is happily married to some english dude.
>>69029225
agreed. I watch it with the stoicism of a greek philosopher though. Kind of how there's a patrician way to enjoy the Nirvana discography.
I'm really surprised GRRM hasn't written a blog yet about the episode.
Instead he's blogging about awards.
>>69029169
Three heads tho senpai
>>69029443
>looks nothing like book lyanna
>Book Lyanna was described as average looking with a long face and stark traits
>Everybody wondered why the fuck Rhaegar loved her when he had a supermodel wife
Fuck off
The Book:
>You must not call him that! A wave of pain washed over Theon Greyjoy. He closed his eyes and grimaced. When he opened them again, he said, "You do not know him."
>"No more than he knows me."
>"Bolton has blundered," the king declared. "All he had to do was sit inside his castle whilst we starved. Instead he has sent some portion of his strength forth to give us battle. His knights will be horsed, ours must fight afoot. His men will be well nourished, ours go into battle with empty bellies. It makes no matter. Ser Stupid, Lord Too-Fat, the Bastard, let them come. We hold the ground, and that I mean to turn to our advantage."
>"The ground?" said Theon. "What ground? Here? This misbegotten tower? This wretched little village? You have no high ground here, no walls to hide beyond, no natural defenses."
>"Yet."
The Show:
>Looks like half our army fucked off, want to charge winterfell?
>Sure, just fuck my claim up senpai.
>GO ON DO YA DUTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>69029472
>married to an english man
yea she's getting BLACKED while he watches
Red Priests ranking:
Thoros > Mel >>>>>> Moqorro
>watching the new got episode with friends
>they all laugh at tyrions meme lines
>>69029359
Sorry meant season 5 was not as good as the other seasons. Had a bit of a stroke there
>>69029444
We are supposed to believe that Cersei sent him out specifically to kill the one guy bragging about flashing her.
Why Euron and that Drowned God priest's voices are so high-pitched?
And why the presumably steel-balled ironborn just let this nutjob cut their tongues instead of slitting his throat and throwing him aboard?
Posting my favourite 1st season moment.
This scene is so uplifting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff35SjsN7g0
>>69029515
Moqorro's power blow everybody the fuck out. What are you smoking?
Moqorro >>>>>>>>>>> Thoros > Mel
>>69029422
True...true
>>69029435
Obviously county down here (from my winterfell comment)
>>69029318
Yea he did, he said they tasted sooo good. He didn't even have any GBP
Fkc the fuck is riot smoking
Bookfag here. Just starting to watch the show because GRRM is a hack who is going to die before the next one is released. I watched last night to see the obvious Jon revival. I've got just a few questions on exactly what is going on though.
Why is Sansa where Asha was? Did they just give up on her being important in the Eyrie? I liked her Littlefinger 2 thing.
Have they seriously not touched on warging at all besides Bran? It's a major part of ADwD for Jon and Arya had mention of it near the end. None of my showfriends have any idea what I'm talking about if I mention it.
What the FUCK happened to Dorne? Myrcella dead and sneks running wild? Did they just decide to alt+f4 that while plot?
Are Lady Stoneheart/Beric Dondarrion even a thing in the show?
Did Tyrion ever meet "Prince Aegon"?
And finally,are they really only just now getting to the Kingsmoot BS?
Thanks for any answers, guys.
>>69029479
>gurm
>relevant
>>69029499
>>69028897
Stannis the Mannis will come backeth!
>tfw no fire kiss
The last kiss is a rite practiced by the red priests of R'hllor. When a follower of the Lord of Light dies, priests fill their mouths with fire and breathe flame into the deceased,[1] as they believe that fire cleanses[2] and is a bright gift.
>>69029064
Its from a music video, some autist keeps posting it though
>>69029073
So do the Targarians and they're pure Aryan
>>69029521
I must have read it like 5 times and couldn't figure it out. I thought you meant that, if you didn't I'd call you out on it.
>>69028607
Because they probably made bets with Vegas for this sort of thing and took all the money
>>69029479
What is he supposed to say? "I sold my soul to HBO and now I'm finally paying the prize as I get to watch my life's work being raped every week in front of my very eyes"?
>>69029574
>It's from a music video
>that somehow makes it ok
>>69029530
Classic Dungeons & Dragons
>>69029543
He literally did nothing besides spewing out some "prophecies" that were basically deductions based on weather and geography. That and maybe some decent glamour. He's all show.
>>69029073
And Essos is largely white. Only the Dothraki are dark skinned because they spend all day outside.
>>69029538
Bump to the question.
>>69029538
goddamnit that scene, thanks for reminding how good got was anon
>>69029538
>We will never get a quality scene like this again
>>69029258
Reminder that the GC WILL be in S7, just like how the Kingsmoot was 'cut'
>>69029479
i'm convinced he's frantically re-writing major plot lines after so many people have guessed the outcomes
>>69029538
It's funny because Euron actually looks and sounds quite a bit like Theon.
>>69029595
C'mon even I am hotter than that dude.And less hairier.Probably not nearly as rich though.
>>69029538
>That fucking scene
Best scene in the whole show. God damn GoT was so fucking good then.
>>69029611
I wish he would have the balls to call HBO out on their bullshit. Money be damned.
>>69029611
Yeah, something like that.
>>69029613
She also makes out with a chick and 2 white dudes, who cares
>>69029538
And now the Umbers sell the Starks out to Ramsay for reasons.
Do you lads think that GRRM is too depressed to write because of D&D ruining his series?
>le no cock xD
Now that D&D have to write their own shit will they finally be exposed as hacks to the public?
>>69029619
>Volcano hand and bringing Victarion back from the dead plus the most accurate soothsaying in the world
>Nothing
Melisandre has done jack shit but set a bird on fire and glamour her saggy tits.
>>69029641
Introducing such a huge game changer just to scrape it after a few eps would be supershitty.
>>69028985
ding ding ding ding
>>69029551
Sasha got Jeyne's fake Arya plot last season, Asha/Yara is getting combined with Victarion this season
Bran's the only Stark child warging
Basically yes
Beric and the BWB was a thing in Season 3, Stoneheart really unlikely at this point
No, Jorah sailed Tyrion through Valyria on a poleboat almost straight to Meereen
And finally, yes
>>69029614
*Jamal slaps the shit out of Tommen* Really white boi? You gonna do that? Margery masturbate while I beat yo' husband's white boi ass
>>69029646
Yeah but still. Is Martin that shitty? It destroys any suspense of belief that such see wolves would sheepishly let themselves be mutilated.
>>69029680
I fucking miss Greatjon. He added a lot to the environment. One of the best minor characters along with Blackfish.
>She was 28 when this was filmed
Gross
>>69029174
more?
>>69028941
O I don't know, they could just have Ramsey cut off his dick. That worked for Theon.
>>69029651
He rarely outright praises the show's writing. He has good things to say about the cast fairly often, but the most he ever says about the writing is "the show is the show and the books are the books." I think his lack of praise for anything D&D has written or added speaks volumes.
New episode of the Normies is up!!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c_kygRH67hk
>>69029644
I had a though today. I would be ok with a following ending:
Stannis recognizes Jon as Rhaegars son, legitimises him and gives abdicates giving him the crown. He serves him as Hand. Shireen is married off to Jon and together they face the others/Dany.
It would give Stannisfags a bittersweet ending seeing Shireen as the Queen.
>>69029647
>Less hairier
anon... that's not something to be proud of, if you are a man.
>>69029733
Why do you keep posting this? Who is that chick? Why should anybody give a shit?
>>69029595
this guy must be an absolute bro cuz theres no other fucking way actually
>>69029740
That's why it's in a spoiler.
>>69029719
deleesh
was the flashing penis guy the same as the guy that got killed by the Mountain?
Does it mean we can hope for the return of Phockoff and Wiggle Finger?
Some serious trickery going on here, there's no way this guy should have the ultimate qt. h-he must be rich and have a huge dick r-right?
>>69029699
Do you actually think that'a a good enough reason not to do it?
>>69029708
I wouldn't be surprised if the Kingsmoot will be done real quick and just let someone become the newqueen
>>69029738
Baratheons utterly despise Targaryens and see themselves as the rightful ruling dynasty.
>>69029696
They get glowing reviews for whatever reason, even though their writing is getting dumber and dumber. Guess they found that MCU magic forumla that lets fans and critics rave about mediocre garbage.
>>69029697
Volcano Hand is intelligently applied primitive medicine, that's all.
>>69029625
>>69029634
>>69029650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR8nlgMKW7Q
Aside from Theon's stupid commentary, it's such a threatening little scene.
>>69029774
No he just watches black men fuck her
>>69029740
This is a meme. Look at any of the 'hot' stars today in movies and see how many of them have chest hair.
>>69029733
>literally call themselves the normies
Do they know about 4chan?
Are they the ones that post their own videos?
Are you him?
>>69029719
Why is our God so cruel to make her great looking but give her pancake tits
>>69029684
No, he just doesn't find it as interesting. He got three good books out in a few years initially because he was interested in writing the story. Now its just a long slog to get it over with
Did Preston commited suicide yet?
>>69029733
>watching a show with 6 other people constantly cheering and clapping and jumping around
why do americans do this?
>>69029779
Of course not.
>>69029733
>they're actually called the normies
kek
>>69029802
Melisandre's fucking face is primitive medicine applied to her 1000 year old leathery hide
>now it's ends
What did he mean by this?
>>69029789
They have Targ blood in their veins and Roberts Rebellion was a personality conflict.
>>69029738
>jon is a bastard
>stannis' claim just as robert's comes from a targeryan woman married to his ancestor which is more legit than a bastard's claim
why would stannis give up his claim?
Can we all agree Ramsay is a lowly fucking nigger?
It was obvious he was gonna kill babby but why Roose? ;__;
Fucking scum. Other northern houses will fuck him up next ep.
>>69029821
Girls with great faces have shit bodies
Girls with shit faces have great bodies
The ones that have both do porn.
The ones that have neither buy cats.
That's life.
>>69029733
Does watching it make you feel like you have friends?
>>69029733
lol wtf, they really call themselves The Normies? I thought this was some kind of a meme
>>69028607
Exciting cliffhanger
>>69029759
>>69029813
shit. my bad. i am fresh off reddit.
>>69029611
I really do think that's how it went. They slowly convinced him to make more changes as the show went on, saying "oh well it's TV so we gotta do this and that", and by the time he really wanted to push back D&D had enough credibility in the business to hijack the whole thing.
>>69029290
>Poo in Loos
>Not based Italian guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsr5GnAK2Zg
>>69029855
lyanna is going to have an "accidental" abortion
>>69029860because I don't want him to die ;_;
He sort of passes it on to Shireen.
>>69029798
Funny you say that, all I could think while watching that Tyrion scene last night was, "they've gone full Marvel."
>>69029752
Yeah i don't get it, he's a manlet, has an ay lmao head....
>>69029853
This is also correct.
>>69029718
At least we get the Blackfish this season.He'll probably get stabbed by Edmure.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10113350
http://www.strawpoll.me/10113350
http://www.strawpoll.me/10113350
>>69029864
D&D are just so obviously trying to make a villain, he'll be killed in ep 9
>>69029816
They are called the Normies because /got/ flooded their comments last year. The one poo in loo even said oysters clams and cuckolds on a video
Why the fuck would anyone follow Ramsay now?
They don't know that he killed Roose, but after Walda and her son die on the very same day, who's going to believe otherwise?
No support from the crown, no support from the Freys, lost his wife (big fucking embarrassment for a medieval lord) and now kinslayer to boot. He's a sinking ship - why would anyone think otherwise and still fight for him?
>>69029896
Hello crow, you joining Free Folk or just raiding us?
>roose dead
>jon is alive
>"yara" gave part of her kingsmoot speech already
>euron gave part of his
>brienne is going north with sansa
>arya failed her fight and got another promotion
>>69029887
Fucking make up should be illegal, it gives women too much power REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
someone post that comic of the sand snakes again pls
>>69029833
Almost certainly.
>>69029595
fuck her face is ugly without makeup
>>69029887
please tell me if >>69028872 is legit? i can't tell by the pixels.
>>69029945
Walda and her newborn were poisoned by their enemies.
>>69029942
I remember he made a video telling people to "stop with the racist shit"
kek
>>69029935
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10113350
>Agree
>100%
GET KEKED AMERI-KEKS
This is a hot episode for Rana
>>69029520
> be autistic
> actually get bothered by someone else's reaction to a television show
Of course this is a lie, you don't have any friends.
>>69029942
link nau
>>69029224
any word on who is portraying the older lyanna yet?
>>69029855
>“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
>“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
>“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
>“When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
>“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
>“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.
>“But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.”
>“Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.
>“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold.
Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
>“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
Lets rewrite this dialogue for the scene as if we were D&D
>>69029708
>Bran's the only Stark child warging
I couldn't help but notice the obvious allusion to it with Jon not reviving til ghost woke up, so his "wolf dream" would have been over. Will they ever touch on it?
>>69028607
to show us that he's special and confirms his main character status
>>69028728
What is omited may never be ruined
>>69028607
So there will finally be a ruthless tark who will actually make some power moves
>>69028607
To kill him in an even more brutal way later on.
>>69029945
>Why the fuck would anyone follow Ramsay now?
Let's see.
>Karstark Jr. wants to revenge his dead father
>makes allies with an unstable patricidal psycho
>genius!
>>69029798
I think GoT and Marvel are similar in that regard. People are so invested in both properties at this point that they're willing to overlook the enormous flaws.
>>69029997
>I looked for you at the big river where Robert killed Rhaegar Targaryan you know Khaleesi's brother
>We weren't there
>It would have been bad for the fat king from season 1(You remember him right?)
>Jaime the guy who fucks his sister killed the evil king Aerys the khaleesis father
>We were away or else Jaime would be dead
>I came down to lift the siege of Stormsend seeing as Stannis is a useless piece of shit scumbag that should be hung like the degenerate he is also he is a terrible king
>the Khaleesi went to that place where Tyrion was drunk in last season
>We do not run away
>We swore an oath
>And now it starts also I'm Arthur Dayne the sword of the afternoon which is a very important title in the Stormlands also I have 2 swords Dusk and Midnight that I dual wield
>Ned quips and says "Prepare to pay the Iron Price"
>And who are you?
>>69029939
>trying to make a villain
Hasn't he been introduced as the maniac torturing Theon?
>>69029945
They will turn on him soon, I suspect Karstark was in it for the long con from the start. Even with hating the Starks it must've been shit hearing literally everbody was comprimsed durign RW.
>>69029733
>i drink and i know things ;))) xD
>this was actually funny to normies
fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69030010
But only remains unspoiled and pure
man this whole fucking episode felt really predictable aside from roose no longer being loose
it fucked sucked
>>69029967
She always had a weird fucking face, nothing new.
>>69029949
Join you, I had to be Olly's roommate for all this time, and now the Lord Commander is dead.
>>69029672
autists who want the BAD PUSSY
>davos didn't kill smelly melly
>he suddenly likes her because....?
>>69028872
Eeeew do not want anymore
is she blacked
>The Wildlings are at camp, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their people
>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural experience
>A cry is heard in the distance
>Suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand men on horses
>We see Stannis driving the men to fight by cracking a flaming whip
>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS"
>In the distance, Wildling women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high screaming wail
>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Stannis shouts, "FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES"
>"Yes," cries Davos, "R'hllor hungers!"
>Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken
>"Seven save us," Jon whispers, "he's even making the women and children pay the Iron price!"
>After defeating the Wildlings, Stannis meets Jon on top of the Wall
>"You're the oathbreaking bastard that killed the Halfhand and copulated with a savage Wildling. You're just like your retarded brother and useless father, a traitor and an oathbreaker. Give me one reason why I shouldn't behead you."
>"I'm the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch!" Jon pleas
>"Davos come here," Stannis beckons
>Davos asks "Your grace?"
>Stannis pushes Davos off the Wall.
>"Melisandre, quickly, get my guards. Lord Snow killed my Onion Knight."
Season 6 finale screencap this post
>>69029997
>whining bed-wetting book poofter detected
>>69029718
There are no ironborn in the ship "silence".it's people from other parts of the world like summer islands
>>69030000
In the Inside the Episode they said it's like Ghost only sensing Jon is back or something so he woke up, so no wolf dreams for Jon
>Karstark is introduced
>I AM AGAINST HOUSE STARK SINCE ROBB STARK BEHEADED MY FATHER, THE FORMER LORD OF HOUSE KARSTARK DURING THE WAR OF THE FIVE KINGS!
>>69030062
the world is about to end and davos isn't about to hold an autistic grudge that might doom the world.
>>69029173
>>69029379
>Norn Iron lads on /tv/
North Down reporting in. I grew up a few miles from where the Snowbowl was filmed.
>>69030081
Looks like it.
>>69029969
I get that was what he tried to claim, my point is I don't know who would believe that and how Ramsay's position is in any way improved even if they did. Still no allies, no Sansa, no legitimacy. He's fucked.
>>69029969
>>69029945 Say it again anon. How did she and her child die?
>>69029050
I don't know, I think Margery got fucked pretty hard by Tommen in the show, I don't think Jamal could even compete.
>>69030089
Piss Drinker is back!
>>69030062
He doesn't know bout Shireen yet and he knows her powers are probably the only way to get out of this shit alive.
Don't forget he's pretty much stuck at the wall surrounded by criminals and wildlings he doesn't know.
>>69030103
South down here breh
>Longclaw through Jon's chest
This is obviously pottery but what is it trying to say? That being a true commander is what killed Jon?
>>69030099
>LET ME BE COMPLETELY OK WITH KINSLAYING DESPITE THE FACT THAT MY FATHER'S DYING WORDS WERE ABOUT HOW CURSED KINSLAYERS WERE
>>69030050
Why did you post a picture of Maisie Williams instead?
>>69030100
dead kids, dead surrogate daughter, dead lord.
you're the only autistic one here
>>69028840
>vest and a t-shirt
why does he even try?
>>69029096
>>69029392
That horse is white as...snow
>>69029195
With all these nobles being assassinated I am worried about Olenna Tyrell
>>69029942
>>69029984
wew, Jewess??
>>69030135
That he's going to die by Brienne's Valyrian steel blade once she rides north and saves the realm.
>>69030117
this legitimately one of the changes i have issues with
if the consummate the marriage then margaery is officially queen and they wouldnt need a cersei or kevan to be regent, she would be
>>69030062
Why would he? He thinks she fled after the battle. He has no idea Shireen is dead.
Are you retarded?
>>69030118
I'm not even the person that does the copypasta you daft cunt!
>>69030127
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OaMvxVHFs4
Do you think the fight with Sons of the Harpy lived up to the hype of Selmy's badassery established in this scene?
>>69030127
Nice feet, too bad she's lost to me.
>>69030127
I miss that redneck guy that was with them last year. Wonder what ever happened to him.
>>69030154
are you literally retarded? holy shit what the fuck
>>69030112
He should be, but you know, "written by D&D" means that all the Bolton men will immediatly flock to him, despite the supposedly poisoned Roose has an obvious stab wound and his wife and infant child are in chunks. And some other Northern Lords will follow him as well because "whatever, who gives a fuck, let's have a giant battle".
>>69030112
This is Ramsay we're talking about. He can only fail when the writers want him to lose to Jon. He doesn't need to worry until Jon makes it to Winterfell.
good night /got/!
>>69030182
Jordanian
>>69030177
pottery
>>69030000
Ayyy lmao I got quads
>>69030098
Fuck these gay writers
>>69029733
>even poo in loos are promoting interracial cuckolding
fuck that stupid out of context trailer shot with davos and this whole show as well
>>69030189
>>69030124
Are you people stupid or just retarded? Davos spent half an episode trying to convince Stannis not to burn shireen and saying goodbye to her. He knew it was going to happen. Is this some mummers farce?
Guys question
Who the fuck kills the old Greyjoy?
Was that Theon or who?
>>69029256
the show heavily implied targs are immune to fire, they never said she survived the pyre because of blood magic. so on the show targs are immune
>>69030190
still a piss drinker though
>>69030118
you literally sit in your dirty underpants all day waiting for someone to say bedwetter just so you can do your childish trolling
>>69030225
I habeeb it.
>>69029733
Is it normal to act like this in USA?
>>69030248
It was the Drowned God.
>>69030182
She's Arab
What can we add to this?
>>69030238
which shot?
what are you so mad about now? its a fucking tv show
>>69030234
/pol/ was right. They were always right.
>>69030248
Erin Geyjoy
>when a showfag can't even remember events that happened last season
>>69030248
Robb iirc
>>69030248
It was the storm. The first and last
>>69029098
>le epic cuck man
not me
>>69030248
urine gayjoy
>>69030257
piss drinker? oh dear child, come back in a couple years when you're an adult
>>69030180
I have a suspicion that Tarly might turn on the Tyrells in the books after meeting with Aegon. In the show, who knows. Anything is possible. Absolutely anything.
So apparently Euron is going to be gay in the show rather than the suave bi-sexual rapist he is in the books
>>69030269
remove dutchfag
add something about that faggot preston
>>69030135
More Azor Ahai symbolism
BRAVO SNYDER
So is Bran technically the King in the North now?
>showfags think tyrion freeing the dragons was epic and badass
>>69030269
I made this one. I'm taking notes for the next one. I'll add piss drinker I think, missing dogs as one of the heads, sandsneaks and Euron I am Stor or I am lord commander now. Perhaps >muh mutton as well. Will make one after 5 episodes I think or a bit earlier if there is enough material. The problem is lack of good pasta so far this season.
>>69028607
because he's freed from his vows since he died, and he can legally go on to be one of the kings of westeros
LE EDGY EVIL FOR NO REASON ONE LINER QUIPS MAN HERE
>>69030099
>Also now I'm an evil bitch instead of a guy that just wants revenge on for his father's dead
>>69028731
The viewers need to be SHOCKED, Dabid! Remember all those reaction videos after The Red Wedding? We were such geniuses to invent that.
>>69030325
>bi-sexual
?? ?????? ? ?? ??? ? ? ? ???
>>69030331
If anyone knew he was still alive.
>>69030332
It was some Ramsay level plot armor
>tfw comfy watching The Normies
>>69030339
Add in WHITE PUSSY HAIR DABID
>>69030331
Yiss.
are bookfags the most collectively asshurt people on the planet
lmao this thread
>>69030332
What the hell was that shit? Dragons speak english now?
If they're so fucking smart why'd they try to fry Dany a couple seasons ago?
Felt weird, like from another universe. Or does this mean Tyrion is a Targ or something?
>>69030269
Based Jon
>>69030346
No he can't. He still needs to be legitimized
>>69030368
the blacked girl ruined it for me
One the most hilarious scenes in GoT ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GCb0lldiiM
>>69030278
He's even wearing a Bull tshirt.
>>69030358
He rapes his brother Aeron and bangs a good few ladies when he attacks the reach
>>69030362
Lots of people in the show seem to know that.
>>69030248
Meme Greyjoy, the next king of the Ironbabbies.
>>69030368
>it's been spammed here so much there are retards that are actually starting to like it
why
>>69030370
good call, note taken. I try to reflect the general though so whatever gets spammed gets in.
>>69030368
>actually call themselves the normies
wtf m8
>>69030332
>saying showfags on a TV board
how retarded can you get?
>>69029028
This a good thing. Not a bad thing.
what was the point of returning the penis flashing man from season 5 only to have him killed? wonder what le finger wagging man is up to these day
>>69030410
>being this new
>>69030099
Tyrion's 'no cock' *******joke******* felt the same way. Contrived so that people would know varys is a eunuch
>>69030387
If King Bran legitimizes him, will he be the new King Bran by default?
>>69030387
As if they'd care. Anyway, maybe they will find a piece of paper in Stannis' belongings which declares Jon a Stark.
>>69028794
I think he gets up and masturbates furiously to the thought of pubescent girls getting railed by hairy knights in boiled leather and mail (using a mirror to find his dick, of course).
Then he spends the rest of the day alternately sobbing and shitposting on scifi/fantasy and NFL forums. He lays awake all night remembering that he will never finish his magnum opus.
>>69030349
This scene was so disappointing.
After he was given the baby I was bracing myself for him to just throw it on the ground before stabbing her.
>>69030383
yea it was probably to show that he is a targaryan
>>69030266
When you know you are being recorded you tend to act differently than you normally would especially if the reason is to be entertaining.
>>69030135
I noticed that too. The way Davos kept on adjusting his fingers really did a lot to draw your attention to it.
>>69030402
>>69030407
Stop being so new. They call themselves that because we trolled the shit out of them last year.
>>69030362
So are two kings allowed to get married to bring peace to the realm?
>>69030608
DAWN OF THE AGE OF QTS
>>69029953
>theon's "get his balls back" kill is retconned to look like a Brienne kill in the show opening recap
>Mel's old reveal has literally nothing to do with anything, not even needing to transfer her life into Jon to bring him back
>Ser Robert Stronk wandering the alleyways killing peasants who say mean things abut Cersei
>sand sneks everywhere and nowhere
>gin alley legend, sand snek daggers and now dual Dayne
>Sansa learns the "game" immediately goes back to asking others what to do
>theon gets his balls back... immediately runs away from castle black
>entire nights watch gives up because the scary barbarians... apparently not scary enough to make what Jon did with them a good thing but scary enough to take the castle with some loud growls.
>contrived as funk Jon resurrection scene... Oh noes it didn't work! Oh wait, nevermind, guess the Lord of light was just taking his sweet time.
>iron priest over the top anger with Yara setting up her "crushing the patriarchy"
arc
>Brienter talking about the last time she saw Arya says she didn't appear to want to leave the hound.... still threw him off a cliff, then never mentions it again
And it's only two episodes in
Going by the trend set by the first 2 episodes, someone will get stabbed every episode, So who is dying like a bitch in episode 3?
>>69030349
>we only have a few houses that are allied with us and without them we're going to be completely fucked
>let's just destroy the strongest bond between us and one of those houses.
>>69029290
Wtf is this?
>>69030085
I chuckled.
>>69030085
i've missed this
>>69030587
>we
edgy kid.
also no you didn't, it was just some guy posting the vids in every thread.
>>69030331
how did he go from that to this in one season?
>>69030387
>implying auntie dannyriss wont legitimize him
>implying bran wont come flying down from up north with flashbacks of the ToJ to prove Jon is Rhaegar+Lyanna's babby
>implying they wont find some stupid fucking contrived way to make him king for the sake of a good story
>implying Robb's letter legitimizing Jon and naming him heir won't turn up ever
>>69028764
>implying the Manderleys won't betray their false lord
>>69031019
The north is loyal to sansa enough to consider her the true heir of winterfell (because they believe all the boys to be dead) so couldn't she legitimize jon snow?
>>69030112
Ramsay is a retard and the fact you don't see any future for his character only means that D&D don't either and will kill him off pretty soon.
>>69028897
based
>>69028872
JUST
>>69030246
Nope he was just trying to get stannis to let him take shireen to the wall so she wasn't near the battle. Remember that stannis sent davos to the wall to get more men. Davos would have fought and died protecting shireen and everybody knows it
>>69028872
JUST
>>69028872
JUST
So im curious, how is bran supposed to help stop the white walkers? Aside from learning their weaknesses with the sight, he can only possess one person at a time
