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>>68999051
>>68999006
Am I insane for thinking that episode was just alright (much better than the premiere)? There are some serious flaws in the writing of the show atm though with these "shock" moments every episode and you could tell they want to get it over as soon as possible.
>it was just a prank bro
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322
How was tonight's episode? Judging from the results, D&D did a really good job with tonight's episode.
How much more of Arya's story to we have before it progresses again. It's kinda a bit predictable at this point.
>I don't mock the drowned God ... I am the drowned God! From Oldtown to Qarth, when men see my sails they pray...
>little Ned and little Benjen sparring at Winterfell
>Ned says "keep your shield up or I'll ring your head like a bell"
>Lyanna appears
>season 5 episode 1
>Jon Snow and Olly sparring
>Jon says to him "keep your shield up or I'll ring your head like a bell"
POTTERY
O
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T
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R
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Fifth for Ros
first for house Jacobs
Words: the books are the books and the show is the show
>>69001078
Quality really stepped up imo desu
>>69001031
>https://youtu.be/03ka06Ih8zE
TOP KEK
>>69001031
How should he die?The Roose is no longer loose ;__;
Upload where?
>>69001073
In the books, sure. In the show? No. There will be no change or if there is it will be an "I am the supreme hero of the show!" change.
>>69001111
>die
he will die and be reborn azor ahai
Cast her
IF I WERE LE NO COCK I DRINK ALL TIME LMAO XDD
HOW DID BALON HEAR ABOUT THE JADE SEA INCIDENT IF EURON'S CREW ARE ALL MUTES
>>69001107
>tfw you will never lick her hairy sweaty red armpits
Why even live
>>69001110
That son of bitch, lying right in our faces.
>>69001111Jon beats him to death.
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
So the Religion Fags are basically what we would have in a true democracy, where we have rulers in place but must seek favor in the eyes of the common people or their life is destroyed.
I like the sparrows. Come at me.
>>69001144
uhh well...uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sign language?
>>69001143
>one of the most based characters in the show reduced to le witty quip dwarf
what did they mean by this?
>>69001144
All Iron born are taught sign language. It's an easy way to communicate across ships as long as an officer has a telescope.
What incredibly witty zinger will Jon say to Ramsay before killing him?
>>69001110
Read the title and it still got me.
>>69001110
smug mother fucker
SMUG
MOTHER
FUCKER
Reminder
>reminder
tyrion has the dragon X gene and can ride dragons
Official GOT S06E02 plotline ranking
>great tier
King's Landing
Sansa&Theon
>good tier
Bran
Braavos
>meh tier
Castle Black
>shit tier
Meereen
Winterfell
Pyke
Poor Varys.
Free that ungrateful fucking imp and all he does now is make cock jokes.
>>69001103
Fucking ruined the episode.
1/10.
Fuck this show.
This season is going to be the best season so far. Just watch that long trailer. Dany will be back as based. Stuff is happening in KL and Tommen will rise. Sansa is going to want revenge and take it, finally developing. Battle at Winterfell. Arya's training comes to an end. Jaime getting his development. Truth about Jon will be fully revealed. Expect the rest of this season to be like this episode and better.
>that moment when Nights King perceives and actually touches Bran in his vision, literally Sauron-tier
![288b9bdd4dce6aac14f8fc961ac61dbf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QkJqOan.jpg "288b9bdd4dce6aac14f8fc961ac61dbf[1]")
>>69001031
>tfw you will never have a fortunetelling gf that will wriggle around in your lap.
>>69001078
ep1 was really meh but this ep was excellent, even if the ending was a bit shit
>>69001181
That sounds sensible, but I somehow doubt it's true
>>69001078
>am i insane
Yes, kill yourself or shut up, no one cares about your shit opinion
Anyone else pissed how easily Ramsey killed Roose? I always felt Roose was a worse version of Ramsey because he was always so calm and calculating. And how he fucked around with Ramsey and basically put him in his place.
Also did anyone think the resurrection was kinda weak? I wanted a kiss by fire type situation
First for wun wun
>>69001122
Jeez, reel in the show hate a little.
They went out of their way to explain in the show how every time you come back, a piece of you is missing.
>>69001183
Ramsay: You can't kill me! I am the Lord Bolton!
Jon: I am the Prince that was Promised, and mine is the HBO's Game of Thrones.
>>69001210
no. the show peaked in season 4ish
Stannis gets the Hound's storyline. You read it here first.
>>69001110
>the look on his face
>>69001144
Sign language. Hell the slaves in mereen can all read and write in English apparently while the hand of the rightful king (davos) had to be taught by shireen. Fucking Dave and busters.
>>69001110
>>69001153
>>69001185
>>69001205
I wonder if people will make Kit's Twitter trending
>>69001103
That was great. It was simple enough for showfags to understand, but menacing enough to capture the spirit of the book character.
I loved this episode.
>You're in my way
Was perfect cheesy Euron.
>>69001206
chill fag
>>69001228
>Also did anyone think the resurrection was kinda weak? I wanted a kiss by fire type situation
This. Even the slug shit was better.
>No old Meli
>No fucking the corpse
>no blood
>no fire
>No Ghost sacrifice
>>69001086
Soon Olly's head will adorn Castle Black, mounted on a spike. His body will be burned and the fire shall be used to cook potato soup.
AZOR AHAI WILLS IT
>>69001110
Funny and original
>>69001100
Do you like alt shift x?
For some reason I liked his analysis of Arya and I think that she will die and merge with nymeria in the end.
A really sad death, by the way.
What other Bran flashbacks are you guys hoping for this season? Confirmed this season are:
>Daily life at Winterfell this episode
>At least one more Winterfell flashback
>Tower of Joy
>A vision of the Night's King
I'm personally hoping we get:
>Tourney of Harrenhal
>Lyanna running away with Rhaegar
>Aerys executing Rickard and Brandon
>Robert killing Rhaegar on the Trident
>Jaime killing Aerys
>>69001110
>>69001153
>>69001184
>>69001185
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/01/game-thrones-jon-snow-harington-alive
>>69001206
Here's your (you)
>>69001031
I'm pissed that Euron doesn't have an eyepatch or a messed up eye, I mean for fuck's sake is either a dollar store eyepatch or a colored contact so much to ask?
>>69001193
Get the fuck out of here putting PYKE Meeren Castle Black Winterfell below Braavos. Braavos is so fucking shit every episode since season 5 is Arya says NO ONE its so fucking boring and I literally groan when Arya is on screen
I DON'T MOCK THE DROWNED GOD. I AM THE DROWNED GOD.
I DON'T FEAR THE STORM. I AM THE STORM.
I'm getting a bit fucking pissed off at you idiots/spergs confusing plotholes with irrational characters.
Tyrion wanting to free the dragons makes perfect sense, because he has ALWAYS had a blindspot concerning them.
Ramsay killing his father for no reason ALSO makes perfect sense because he is very irrationally mentally ill, and felt paranoia along with his psychopathy. His brother being born sealed the fucking deal.
How did frankenmountain know about that guy shit talking cersei?
>>69001289
>>69001260
*tips fedora*
guess i'll rate this episode 10/10!
epic!
>>69001139
Ashara Dayne
>>69001104
Like uncle like nephew
>>69001310
I have become the game of thrones...
I was hoping Jose to be different when he returned from the ded.
Like red eyes or some shit.
oh well
I just don't understand how dumb Roose is suddenly. Remember how he orchestrated the Red wedding?
How could he trust his psychopathic son not to kill him? What did he expect?
>>69001286
jamie killing aerys is confirmed, you can see a glimpse of it in the last trailer
>>69001253
>menacing
All he did was spew out all of his most memorable lines said to different characters out of context, and then throw an old man off a bridge. I never really liked the character, but they really fucked him up.
hmmm
Westeros looks like a cartoon witch.
>>69001310
I WILL DANCE WITH THE DRAGONS
what was your favourite quip tonight?
mine was "you have no cock!"
epic! cuz he said it last episode too!
>>69001310
I AM THE DANGER
>>69001093
As someone who thought season 5 was a mixed bag, this episode was awful and i'm(for the first time) not looking forward to next weeks episode
>>69001310
I DON'T EAT THE HAM. I AM THE HAM.
>>69001110
>he actually answered the question through demonstration
BASED
WE ARE THE WALKING DEAD
>>69001312
No one is misunderstanding ramsey, they are confused at roose's naivety.
>I always preferred being an only child
A+ gold one liner.
Why does Tyrion make dick jokes every scene?
Why does Tyrion have so much plot armor?
Why is Danny so stupid that she locked up the two dragons that listened to her and did nothing to chase the one who just wrecks everything?
Why does Danny have so much plot armor?
Why does Jon have so much plot armor?
Why does Ramsay have so much plot armor?
Why are there rickety wood and rope suspension bridges between your stone towers on an island where all you have are rocks and fish?
>>69001347
If he wants it to happen, it happens. Weiss is not constrained by shackles like characterization.
>>69001355
his best dialogue is his speech about the dream he had as a kid. they'll probably fuck that up to, but they seem to be saving it for a different episode
>>69001179
the problem is he looks smug when hes saying it so it feels like a quip by our friends at marvel.
>>69001354
Proofs?
>>69001286
there's a couple flashbacks he sees from the books i'd like the show to do. no chance of that happening though.
i always wanted to know the story about the one with the woman sacrificing the guy to the tree
>>69001291
This. I mean, fuck, just rip a bandage from somewhere and tie it on the motherfucker. I was hopeful Balon's knife would gouge his eye.
>>69001310
I AM THE STORM, THE STORM OF SWORDS
>>69001310
DON'T DO THE DEW, I AM THE DEW
>>69001167
This is pathetic.
Now that the dust has settled, can we agree that Stannis sucks?
>>69001310
It's not like book Euron is just as cheesy or anything. It's not like that's the charm of the character or anything.
It's not like I want you to get the stick out of your arse or anything.
>>69001357
yes she's retarded
no need to read her posts - she apparently enjoys Garfield
>>69001357
How the fuck do you even find this shit?
>>69001400
watch the trailer shit head
>>69001310
Hey Euron why are you called the Crow's Eye if there's nothing wrong with your eye in this piece of shit show?
>>69001310
>one edgy character who actually has some coolness and mystical natures about him
>Make him another bland Greyjoy, presumably casting the actor only because he looks like Theon
>>69001310
I AM VENGEANCE
Post yfw the wildlings kill Jon Snow again because of "muh black magic".
REFUGEES WELCOME :)
>>69001139
Surprise Val
>>69001286
we'll HAVE to have a Rhaegar scene I think
We'll HAVE to have a scene where Lyanna calls jon hers, maybe next episode it feels soon though
definitely want Rhaegar vs Robert
>>69001354
That's the mountain you idiot
>>69001167
why u steppin on dogshit?
>>69001280
maybe
She has to do something interesting by stories end. I think I would prefer if they streamlined it a bit and gave her the super assassin powers already.
>>69001310
I AM THE ONLY LORD BOLTON
>That EP3 preview
Tower of Joy dialog butchery confirmed. I could have delivered those lines better and I suck at Euro accents.
How can Bran see all this shit in the past? I thought he could only see what weirwoods have seen?
>>69001420
If Jaime killing Aerys was in the trailer, I think I'd have noticed.
>>69001416
FOR YOU
>>69001355
The context was there; Victarion questions his faith, he says he is beyond it. Balon does here too.
>throw an old man off a bridge
You can make everything sound shit if you do that.
>Poisoned an old man
>Poisoned an edgy teenager
>Stabbed a teenager at a wedding
>>69001395
Yeah that is an interesting scene. I guess they will give it to Yara/Euron instead of Euron/Victarion.
"Can you just let me get past this bridge?"
" I AM THE BRIDGE"
>>69001429
Nah, from the preview, they see him as a god.
>>69001179
who is this again?
>kit Harrington claims all the acting he did was as a corpse
>ressed in second episode
>Jon Snow confirmed for dead man walking not actually alive
Does Ned have Ice for the Tower of Joy scene?
>Grand Maester Pycelle is still alive
>>69001427
I AM THE NIGHT
>>69001310
I AM LORD BOLTON
>>69001110
I don't get it.
>>69001310
I AM THE DAUGHTER OF OBERYN MARTELL, I FIGHT FOR DORNE
>>69001389
>Why does Tyrion make dick jokes every scene?
Because he's paired with Varys, who is a eunuch.
>Why does Tyrion have so much plot armor?
He's one of the main and most popular characters
>Why is Danny so stupid that she locked up the two dragons that listened to her and did nothing to chase the one who just wrecks everything?
She was afraid the other two would run away, and had no ability to catch the runaway.
>Why does Danny have so much plot armor?
Because she's one of the main charactersand villainsand popular with the female and feminized male sections of the audience.
>Why does Jon have so much plot armor?
Because he's one of the main characters and popular
>Why does Ramsay have so much plot armor?
Because the show runners like him a lot because they can use him for shock value and he's a good hate sink.
where dem streams at?
>>69001472
Pepe Stark
>>69001475
GhostJon had to wake up to warg back to his body.
>>69001477
No, it would melt under the hot Dornish sun
>>69001462
D&D need to show the plot and they dont have time to introduce new characters to spell it all out like Martin will do with Howland Reed.
>>69001110
I'll admit this actually made me laugh
>>69001422
To be fair the show hasn't even mentioned the nickname "Crow's Eye"
>>69001286
I seriously hope we get to see based Bobby B in his prime
Is Baelish gonna be in the next episode, or when? He's the only character I'm truly interested in
>>69001411
fuck off there's nothing wrong with garfield
>>69001093
>all these contrarian faggots voting 1
simply ebin
Interesting that they are merging the wildlings converting to R'hllor on Mel/Stannis' orders with them thinking Jon Snow is a God on the show.
I like it.
Dual wielding confirmed.
>>69001365
underrated post
LE LET'S JUST KILL OFF EVERY CHARACTER FOR NO LOGICAL REASON OR MOTIVE FOR LE SHOCK VALUE XD
fuck D&D, what a bunch of jewish cunt hacks
What happened to hodor. Why is he retarded now?
>>69001508
m8 pls
>>69001477
Of course not, that would require a sense of continuity
Post yfw the rest of the season will suck until ep9.
just watched the episode
Good
>Pyke is back
>Dorne/Sandspear has fucked off.
>Cersei loves her kids
>Kit is no longer a table prop.
>Balon's death by Phantom of the Opera
>Theon wanting to go home....
Bad
>fuck cocktease ending.
>cocktease resurrection
>no Olly geting killed by Giant.
>The Roose Is No Longer Loose.
Comfy
>Winterfell flashback
meh
>Sansa
>Brienne
>Tyrion cock jokes.
>Tyrion pissing himself in front of CGI dragons
>>69001286
>Bran's dreamtime is how we get back to comfy season 1 goodness
i'll accept it
I am the law
>>69001110
What a terrible liar
Why do celebrities do this?
>>69001416
how did he know that guy was talking shit anyway?
>Davos: "What kind of wench are you, that you murdered Stannis?"
>Brienne: "I am the Stannis"
>book ned
>Sad 'no, now it ends..'
show ned
Sassy 'now it ends'
come on DnD its one of the most anticipated scenes since the red and purple wedding
Living in GoT land has to be the shittiest thing no matter your station.
>King's shitty kid died
>Have to go to war and die for some fuck you never met or seen in your life
>King dies suspiciously
>Have to follow new insane crazy king or you die
>If you're nobility you're killed for simply having power and existing
>>69001480
Not for long at this rate. D&D are killing off like 2 major characters an episode, and there'll be a good opportunity to introduce his replacement seeing as Sam's visiting Oldtown.
>>69001545
Robert knocked him in the head until Brocha's area was damaged.
>>69001463
It was Jaime's shadow killing Aerys' shadow infront of the iron throne's shadow
>>69001534
they will become true believers in the books once jon is resurrected anyway, the show just skipped over the filler story line of stannis forcing them to convert
>jon sits up, gasping
>looks around skittishly
>yells, as loud as he can,
>"I... win... the game of thrones!"
really? they went a little over the top with this one.
>we didn't see the body so Lady Bolton must still be alive in some ridiculous and convoluted way!
stannisfag logic
>>69001413
It was the first thing that popped up for me with jon snow tag on twitter
So what's gonna happen to theon? He gonna become king of the iron islands and snot coke off tits or is he just gonna die like a bitch?
>>69001545
Euron molested him
THE PINS ON THE FUCKING DRAGON COLLARS CAME OUT WITH LITERALLY ZERO EFFORT. HOW IN THE FUCK DID THE GIANT ASS DRAGONS NOT KNOCK THEM LOOSE IN ALL THAT TIME
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THESE PEOPLE ARE HACKS.
>>69001469
Kek'd
>>69001364
yeah that was dumb. i guess it was a setup to the "you think it" quip, but why would he constantly talk shit to the man who busted him out of jail where he was slated for execution
the story he told as he unchained the dragons kinda made up for it, and the "punch me in the face" comment, while poorly executed, was pretty amusing.
>>69001416
>stuttering
Poor webm
>>69001558
(You)s
>>69001031
HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD
1. Are we meant to believe that someone in the brothel/inn tattled to Cersei about that dude's crude little story, and she sent the Mountain to kill him within the night? How did the Mountain know he had the right guy?
2. Why didn't Roose kill Ramsay the minute he heard Walda gave birth to a son? Did the writers get that scene backwards?
3. Aside from plot armor, is there any real reason why Davos wanted to save Jon Snow? As far as he knows, Jon is just some bastard who rose to Commander of the Nights Watch.
>>69001581
>balon to euron
>this storm is heavy
>yes brother, this is the winds of winter
>pushes balon off the edge
really guys?
>>69001545
He binge watched Game of Thrones.
>>69001580
I'd hardly call a few paragraphs a filler storyline.
>>69001402
Did you just start watching the show?
>>69001578
I sure hope so.
>No snake sneks
>Good episode
AMAZING
>>69001139
Ramsay's new bitch
>>69001608
TELL ME ABOUT EURON, WHY DOESN'T HE WEAR THE PATCH?
>>69001103
JUST FUCK MY SPEECH UP SENPAI
>>69001465
the first two scenes were cautionary tales explaining why you don't mess with big guys
>>69001570
Am I the only one that can see a bit of sadness in the delivery, fuck
torrent/stream where?!
>>69001581
>Sits up
>Gasps
>Guess I really am Game of Thrones™
Fixed
>>69001193
(You)
>>69001537
I literally don't know who any of these characters are
Why bran is the only warg in the show?
Arya and Snow are also wargs and this is a pretty big deal.
They want to cut budget? Spent less on CGI wolfs?
I did notice that they prefer to NOT show the direwolfs with the starks for a shitload of reasons. If they have the chance to hide it, they hide. And they're much smaller too. Must be a pain in the ass to shoot those scenes.
>>69001139
Dany (with some hair dye)
Tall, white haired, slim. Like a Targaryen. Not the fat womanlet that we got.
>>69001633
they'd have to have scenes involving them converting to r'hllor
to save time they didn't do it
i guess stannis could just tell them they must convert and leave it at that with no other scene, but that would be kind of retarded
>>69001111
You really can't tell he'll be killed by brienne?
>>69001572
probably most people live a shit, mundane life but no screentime
>>69001572
Living in a real monarchy in the middle ages is like that too, genius.
>>69001545
He licked one of the Cranogmen's Festival Frogs.
>>69001110
Kit Harrington is so likeable
>>69001643
and no dany
>>69001628
stop asking completely logical questions, it doesn't apply to D&D
>>69001636
No, why?
>>69001396
I got more of a full-of-himself young man feel. At this point, aren't they almost the victors? Shouldn't teenagers be a little cocky after winning?
>>69001659
are you new to the internet or something
Guys...where's Stannis? He wasn't with Brienne, did someone else save him? Guys?
so we can now all agree that John Snow is Medieval Jesus and will win the Game of Thrones.
>>69001310
I DON"T MOCK THE SENATE. I AM THE SENATE
Where's CIA!
>>69001628
>Aside from plot armor, is there any real reason why Davos wanted to save Jon Snow? As far as he knows, Jon is just some bastard who rose to Commander of the Nights Watch.
Stannis saw something in Jon. I'm sure that's enough for Davos.
Come to think of it why doesn't Euron have blue lips? Doesn't he spend all his time drinking magical booze that stains your lips blue?
>>69001179
this is a flashback to ned going to find his sister lyanna at the tower of joy at the end of robert's rebellion. Arthur Dayne is saying that now their fight begins and this niel patrick harris looking mother fucker is young ned saying that "no, now all this bullshit is finally over give me my damn sister back you asshole"
Redpill me on this. Why does Davos want Jon back, but not Stannis? Like I've said before, Jon only shared a single scene with Davos. I'm tired of this Mary Sue Jon fucker.
THE FUCKING DRAGON COLLARS
GODDAMNIT
LITERALLY INEXCUSABLE
FUCKING D&D
>>69001632
come on, the damage would've been far more severe
>>69001110
>people surprised that an actor is good at lying
>>69001582
> She yells for 3 seconds after the dogs reach her
> Baby immediately silent as soon as the dogs start charging
Come on, if you want to do shock deaths, at least put some effort into it, have the baby scream its lungs out as the dogs are tearing through the mom trying to get to it, have the dogs tear a prop baby apart and run off with pieces.
Fucken Karstarks m8. Your dad fucked up murdering hostages and disobeying their commander. Go fuck yourselves.
>>69001739
:^)
>>69001665
>drinks coffee from Game of Thrones™ Mug exclusive on the HBO website
>"I know nothing XD"
>>69001386
This.
>>69001711
Ned was always described the ice man even as a lad. That line should have been delivered with at least a hint of melancholy if not a hint of sadness that they must fight.
>>69001733
This, 2 episodes in, where the fuck is he?
>>69001422
>>69001629
>>69001648
Balon slashes his eye
>>69001733
Doing something completely illogical again that goes against everything established in the previous seasons and the books
If Davos does not win in the end I will cause a ruckus. He is a cozy ass motherfucker
>>69001689
I thought it was kinda implied that Jon was warged into ghost in the last scene. Like the dog is awake when meli starts doin her shit then the dog is asleep and then the dog wakes up right before jon
>>69001761
but that would trigger the womyn viewers anon :(
>>69001737
Or more importantly, why he doesn't have a eyepatch. Was that so hard? You wouldn't even have to explain it, he's a pirate, after all.
>>69001545
>yfw it's revealed Ned caused Willis's brain damage in another flashback
>>69001581
>Ice.
>Fire.
>Always you wrestle inside me.
>Finally, I'm the song of Ice and Fire
Official character power rankings as of Episode 3
1. Arthur Dayne dual wielding
2. Shirtless Ramsay with dogs
2.5 Howland Reed
3. Arthur Dayne, one sword
4. Shirtless Ramsay
5. Brienne
6. The Hound
7. Ramsay
8. Sneks
>power gap
99998. Jaime
99999. Barristan
1000000. Hotah
Why doesn't Euron have an eyes patch?
Is that to corny but I AM THE STORM isn't?
now I have to listen to obnoxious cunts sperg out about jon tomorrow
fun
>>69001748
Stannis died last season. He doesn't exist anymore.
>>69001698
Can you find the part where I said otherwise, genius?
>>69001733
His teleporter is being fixed in Oldtown
>>69001628
>Roose is or planned to become Ramsay
so thats why
1
I dont think theres anything to look into on this one, it's just showing what happens when you mess with Cersei/Robert
3
he respects him deeply from what he did in season 5 and Stannis saw Jon as the son he never had so no doubt some of that rubbed off on Davos when he was there.
not to mention what other choice does he have? like he said in episode 1 and what we saw in this episode it was clear that Alliser was going to have them all killed, and there isn't anywhere for him to go, all the people he cares about are dead. The only people in the show he has a relationship with is some of the nights watch dudes and meli
>>69001716
im looking and nothings turning up on Kickass or TPB.
I caught the sup /tv/ stream at the end of it.
>>69001760
how do actors look like they're lying in films?
When the direct tells them to "look like they're lying" how do they do that? Aren't they lying all the time?
>>69001689
I think next episode will show arya warging into a cat in the room like she does in the books to help her fight against the faceless man ladyboy that keeps beating her with a stick
>>69001784
Travelling back to Winterfell probably
Why don't they just ride on the Dragons to Westeros
>>69001816
Maybe he'll get one...
>>69001816
Didn't Balon slash his eye before he fell?
>>69001777
He said it with a sense of duty and cool confidence.
>>69001814
>No Karl FOOKIN Tanner
get it together, son
>>69001748
Stannis isn't around, also Davos was kind of fond of Shireen and stannis gave her a bad case of burning pyre
I guess Robert Strong is going to take the eliminating the crowns enemies thing literally and start offing anyone who even blinks at Cersei wrong? Which is why he killed the guy ripping off Rome's tavern guy reinacting Caesars funeral scene?
>>69001545
Hodor is the name of the Great Other and some experience in the Crypts of Winterfell led to his predicament.
Why is everything so fucking dark. You can't see shit half the time, and most of the scenes are at night on indoors.
>>69001822
>Stannis saw Jon as the son he never had
Fucking what?
>Roose is or planned to become Ramsay
Literally what?
>>69001824
http://thevideo.me/j7ry4jx48r21
>euron
JUST FUCK MY CHARACTER UP
>>69001288
what's this grill's name again? can't remember
>>69001814
>no FOOKIN LEGEND
shit list m8
>>69001814
until you see next episode and we see Arthur die in a 2v1 despite him being able to "kill a man with his left while taking a piss with his right"
it always bugged me hwo they power hyped Arthur and then had him killed by Ed the"he's pretty good with a sword but not top tier" and a little midget with a frog spear
GUYS I NEED TO KNOW SOMEONE TELL ME
IS VARYS CONTROLLING THE SONS OF THE HARPY?
HE TRIED TO HAVE DAENY ASSASSINATED IN SEASON ONE RIGHT?
>Jon snow never rose from a burning pyre
>He will never be reborn amidst salt and smoke, fulfilling both prophecy and heavily suggesting his targaryen ancestry
>D&D ruined everything forever
>8 more episodes of badly written crap, strong independent womyn, gratuitous killing of amazing characters and bad pussy
Kill me now
>>69001628
2. Roose death was stupid and fat walda didnt deserve what was coming for her.
I refuse to believe a man as cruel as Roose would let himself be killed like this. He would get rid of Ramsey the second it is confirmed its a boy.
But the books has this strange connection between the shining in Roose eyes and dreadfort that I never really understood. It seems that from all his kids, only Ramsey enhireted that from him and his eyes are supposed to give of this pale blue glow the moment he becomes lord of the dreadfort. Thats why he didnt get rid of ramsey yet.
>>69001866
>Rome's Tavern guy
Rome was so comfy.
>>69001866
Yes. He's literally a thrall created by Qyburn for that purpose.
Do you think Linda will sperg out over Jon being revived?
>>69001628
Mountain didnt kill him for talking shit, hes just going around killing people in alleys.
>be high ranking medieval lord
>don't bother using any kind of protection and let teleporting ninjas surround you
>>69001748
He realises Jon is more important than Stannis
>>69001843
ballistae
BLUS WE NEED DA KALEESY SHELL LEAD US WELL... despite her overall mismanagement of everything ever
>>69001796
Definitively number 1 in the character power rankings this season
Nights King: "Join me, it is the only way. Together, we can rule the seven kingdoms and bring order to the world."
Jon: "I'll never join you...I've seen what you did on Hardhome.."
Nights King: "Ned Stark never told you the truth about who you are."
Jon: "I am a bastard. My father is dead. My place is here now."
Nights King: "No. I am your father."
Jon: "That's impossible."
Nights King: "Search your feelings, you'll know it is true. Ask Howland Reed. He is the high septon."
>>69001855
>>69001852
There's a shot of him in the trailer being "drowned", presumably after winning the Kingsmoot, and he's not wearing it.
>>69001887
Horrible casting, he looked more like a victarion
>>69001918
Where the fuck is Qyburn
>>69001139
For nude scenes
>>69001855
He rubs his cheek?
>>69001796
>white male
He's a villain in the eyes of the directors
>>69001748
Jon is in the next room. Does Davos even know that Stannis is dead? IS Stannis even dead?
>I am the drowned god
>I am the storm
jesus
>>69001879
Davos and Stannis conversate about Jon in season 5, Davos and Jon talk about stannis in season 5, Stannis and his wife talk about Jon in season 5
and in each of those scenes they talk about how much Stannis likes him. It's heavily implied he wishes he had a son like that
and Roose is a vampire so there's that
>>69001717
He's plotting his revenge with Clegane and Syrio Forel
He's gonna come back anytime soon
>>69001031
>all that shit just for "oh he warged lol"
>>69001824
>nothings turning up on kickass
Did you actually search for 'game of thrones' and then arrange the results by earliest date?
No? You fucked up.
>>69001685
at this point the further introduction (or reintroduction) of obscure characters is all this shit show uses
THE DRAGON COLLARS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING PLOT HOLE IN THIS ENTIRE SHOW.
JESUS CHRIST, THOSE DRAGONS SHOULD HAVE BEEN LOOSE 2 MINUTES AFTER BEING CHAINED UP
D&D CONFIRMED FOR HACKS
>hey look its hodor
>his name is willis
bravo D&D
bravo
Did they get Eric Idle to dub the guy from the beginning of the episode?
>>69001866
>Which is why he killed the guy ripping off Rome's tavern guy reinacting Caesars funeral scene?
Glad I'm not the only one who was reminded by Rome in that scene
>>69001925
Jamie IS the protection
>>69001790
CHAOSH IS A LADDAH
>>69001925
> Be whispering at my daugher's funeral
> Entire battalion hears my veiled threats and position themselves in a perfect circle in 2 seconds
>>69001918
CLEGANEBOWL
So what's that that's happening next episode?
Tower of joy?
Why is Robert such a manlet? I thought he was supposed to be a big guy.
>>69001903
no, I don't think varys is behind the sons of the harpies, It's probably one of the noble families of mereen
and I'm pretty sure he only sent an assassin to keep up appearances, he wasn't actually intending for them to kill Dany.
>>69001814
>no 20 good men
>>69001944
With Kev, running the seven kingdoms and being the substitute Varys.
Westeros looks like a cartoon witch.
>>69001971
kek
>>69001228
>Implying Roose isn't an undead vampire who either stole Ramsey's skin or will rise again in short order.
Jon Snow should have been taken for dead after the failed Resurrection.
Then taken to the bonfire which is where he walks out of the fucking flames.
Would have been the most fucking hyped shit ever.
Instead we get some pussy clich *GASP* revival like he was washed up from the ocean.
God I've never hated and loved a show so much at the same time.
>>69001998
(You)
>>69001944
He was there last episode you sperg
>>69001872
I had to jack up the brightness on the tv I watched it on tonight to almost full.
I couldn't even tell whether Euron had one eye or two initially.
Then I was disappointed.
>>69001494
You right.
>>69001629
>The Mountain removes his helmet for the first time, revealing his pale, veiny skin and straight-across hairdo
>Cersei: "I see Qyburn changed your hair as well. What do you call it?"
>(grumbling): "The Clegane Bowl"
come on.
Will we see Rhagear? Or is he dead during the TOJ scene?
Hardhome and Cleganebowl were hyped for the previous season, now is Tower of Joy.
>>69001169
Only until they actually get power. Then some leader ascends/gets elected and does anything to keep their p power and the cycle starts again til some other group takes them down.
>>69001903
he did it because he had no other choice you fucking idiot
also it's assumed that aegon is still alive but not announced in the show yet so who cares about some slut
>>69001951
Come to think of it, no one even mentions Stannis. There was a throwback to him when Roose and Ramsay spoke to each other and that was that. He wasn't brought up ever again, even Brienne doesn't mention him. Did he vanish out of existence?
>>69001210
> Jon to Sansa: "She who passes the sentence swings the sword."
>>69001818
Wrong, Stannis was just defeated and Davos knew it. Stannis is no longer able to defend the realm from the Others (the real threat) with no army, so now Davos is getting behind Jon because he knows he can rally the North and the Wildlings
>>69002050
He is dead at that point
He died on the trident
>>69001925
My father in the middle of game of thrones asked me "what was the point of that scene"
I still don't fucking know
>>69001629
>jon, someone forgot to lock up the pantry and all the food is gone
>i guess it truly was A Feast for Crows: A Song of Ice and Fire by George R. R. Martin
>>69001998
what the fuck are you talking about robert wasn't at the toj
>>69001925
It is the Lord Commander's job to stand vigil for dead members of the royal family
>>69001953
Well he did say things to that effect in the books, not all at the same time though...
>>69001988
>one guy
>literally no other guards, not even at the entrance or outside
why do they even bother fighting wars if they could just spring up kill anyone
It's amazing how much better episodes are with no khaleesi and no sneks.
why all the lords die in 2 eps
nothin but kids left damn
Fixed the stutter.
>>69002050
Dead, probably. Assuming no magic shenanigans. The Battle of the Trident has already happened
>Jon Snow
>Ramsay Snow
>both bastard
pottery
>>69001139
a cow in the background, unfocused, perhaps let her moo a couple times too.
>>69001997
looks like the three eyed crow takes bran back to watch what happens at the TOJ
>>69002062
There keeping things quiet for his reveal.
>>69001111why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is
>>69001998
( Y O U )
Y
O
U
)
VOTE VOTE VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107434/r
who /enlightened/ here?
I hate dual wielding now because I thought it was cool and boss, but yesterday someone on /tv/ said that it was stupid and historically inaccurate even for a shitty fantasy show.
>>69001998
That's not Robert, nigger faggot
>>69001312
Ramsay being a psycho is not the point. The soon to happen retarded reaction of the Northern houses is.
>>69001179
why did they cast NPH
>>69002081
fuck off jeremy
>>69002096
i find it amusing how the entire nights watch at castle black consists of about....25 guys
>>69002050
Do you not pay attention? Rhaegar died at the Trident.
>>69001971
i loved this ep but fuck this pissed me off.
>hurr he was kicked in the head or some other bullshit
you can be born a dwarf, you can be born a tard
>>69002098
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOW U BAITED ME WAHTS THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR SHITPOSTING PLAN
>>69001939
Ok then
>Jon Snow coming back
biggest fucking twist ever, congratz D&D
>>69002062
Sh-she let him go
>>69001998
Robert isn't there, that's howland reed you mongoloid
>>69002026
I was so happy when the ressurection first seemed failed, and after what Giantsbabe said I figured "wow they're actually going to do this right and have him burned in the pyre with longclaw and he'll rise from the pyre with a sword of fire
maybe he'll instead be born of salt and smoke in the flashback..? then he'll have to find a loved one to stab with longclaw I guess
For all the people tabbed out here's a (YOU).
You're pretty cool. I know it's frustrating, but give it everything. We're all going to make it. Your life will get better because you're going to work to deserve it.
>>69001748
Can we not start with this 'Mary Sue' bullshit please, it ruined pretty much every Star Wars thread
>Sneks kill cousin and uncle
>Ramsay kills father and brother
>Euron kills brother
WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
>>69001859
didn't he get killed by jon snow like back in s3? gorman is a great actor though
anyone got webm of winterfell flashback
>>69001319
Qyburn is Master of Whispers
>>69002081
>He watches got with his father.
>>69002131
crashing this thread
>>69002124
The entire point of the first few Nights watch episode was to show how under-manned they are.
But it doesn't matter since they can just make new watchmen out of thin air when it's time for a big battle.
>>69002143
But both he and Rey are the very definition of a Mary Sue.
Kinslaying, the hot new trend that's totally "in", this winter in westeros!
>>69001310
I'M NOT SCARED OF THE HURRICANE.
I AM THE HURRICANE.
>>69001628
>2. Why didn't Roose kill Ramsay the minute he heard Walda gave birth to a son? Did the writers get that scene backwards?
No. It was pretty apparent that Roose had a ruse up his sleeve to kill Ramsey. Ramsey just got to him first. Roose didn't really care about Ramsey, he was a tool to reign in the north with terror and 20 good men
>>69001093
I liked the plot points, but they were kinda handled and revealed like shit
>>69002026
I was clenching my teeth and asshole praying he didn't open his eyes.
But no, D&D just couldn't resist ending it on a high note. I mean fuck the prophecy right, books are for nerds anyway
>>69001859
Meme character
>>69001222
>excellent
>ep1 was meg
Episode 1 was fucking dog shit, and this episode was barely passable
Fuck off DnD
>>69001537
>two swords
>Just fuck my shit up pham
>>69001545
GRUNNGGE GRUNGGE BEETLLESSS
>>69001031
TFW The Roose isn't loose, only the Poose.
>>69002039
How big is the clegane bowl among normies? Did it reach reddit?
Depending on how viral it got, it might be referenced. Damn, they can fucking confirm it then give it a very little superbowl feel to it for hype.
Is there any indication that the hound actor is in this season?
>>69002189
new
>>69002189
new
>>69002189
new
>>69002168
This. Beyond dumb to kill three major lords so soon. Not even Littlefinger could've hoped for this to happen this way.
>I preferred being an only child
Holy fuck this Ramsay guy is edgy
>>69002120
Most of them will not support Ramsay. The only ones that will will be other idiots/people butthurt at the Starks.
>dyke giant slays the top 20 soldiers in the north
how the fuck
>>69002026
Thank fuck you're not a script writer
Hoping we get to see this through Bran
>>69002026
le unburnt targ dragon rider xD
>>69002198
One is for killing monsters
>>69002205
Don't start a new thread on page 2
>>69002061
>also it's assumed that aegon is still alive but not announced in the show yet so who cares about some slut
By who? Aegon is as cut as a Jew's dick
At least the Manderleys got namedropped
>>69002139
I always thought his sacrifice was choosing his duty over Ygritte, and having her die as a result of that choice. I don't think he will literally have to kill a loved one with Longclaw.
>>69002229
Battle of the trident is being hold for thr inevitable movie.
Calm down.
>>69001319
Chat shit get banged
>>69002235
what does that mean?
>>69002178
Why was the Calstark dude okay with Roose being killed right in front of him. What sort of authority does Ramsay have over him ?
It's the same fucking problem as the last episode with Doran getting killed in front of his guards and them doing nothing. Why is every single allied character, or even basic guard actually a super secret traitor ?
>>69001409
He's not cheesy, he's nutso. These lines were just fucking stupid and they sound like they were written by somebody who can't write. Shocker, I know, but that's what it sounds like.
>>69002229
>You will never see cool armor in Tower of Joy
>You will only get budget cosplay armor.
Fuck.
>>69002234
They're both for monsters.
>>69001327
you mean like father like son. the big kid was ned
>>69001628
>1. Are we meant to believe that someone in the brothel/inn tattled to Cersei about that dude's crude little story, and she sent the Mountain to kill him within the night? How did the Mountain know he had the right guy?
Qyburn.
>>69002165
It's called a 'hero', anon.
>>69002202
I explained cleganebowl to my roommates tonight
needless to say they got hype
I thought Bran can see only what the weirwood trees see, not random details from the courtyards and things in the middle of nowhere.
who here /sparrow/
>>69002223
>implying that's not 6000000% better and well aligned with what should've happened
AMIDST SALT AND SMOKE, NOT AMIDST RUSHED SCRIPT AND BAD PUSSY, OK?
>>69001238
kek
>>69002252
good point I guess. and now he has literally killed the boy and has let the man azor ahai been born
but where is the salt and smoke ham?
>>69002281
Nigga are you fucking serious? Euron is the cheesiest fucking villain in the books.
>>69002170
>mfw don't submit to terror
>mfw make the terror
>>69002310
Reporting in.
Fuck the empire
>>69001416
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
>>69002309
that's how it is in the books, he can only see from the perspective of a weirwood, or he can warg a crow (but not in a weirwood vision)
none of this walking around shit
>>69002124
The situation is not much better in the books. Pretty much most of them died at the Fist of the First Men and the Battle for Castle Black.
>>69002271
>newfags
When we hit the bump limit (italicized post number), that means we don't go back to page one when someone responds. It does not mean that the thread is about to die. The thread only dies when enough new threads have been started to push it off of the end of page 10. So, start a new thread when we're at page 8 or 9 instead, to keep the board from being cluttered by old /got/ threads, especially on release days when we'll be filling lots of them.
>>69002310
fuck off hobo
>>69001889
kittens or mittens
>>69002202
>How big is the clegane bowl among normies? Did it reach reddit?
Www.reddit.com/r/Cleganebowl
>>69002362
> Bran goes into a weirwood flashback to learn more about what happens to Hodor
> Flashback to Hodor's giant floppy cock
>>69002309
It's easier to televise the visions this way, I think it's fine
>>69001998
That's Ned
>>69002373
they still have like 200 or so men at castle black
>>69002310
THERES NO NEWS LIKE BAD NEWS
>>69002151
yeah, but only after he was distracted by a knife in the back. The man was a legend, no way he can't be on that list
>>69001416
marginally better version
>>69001925
reminded me of Nolan's Joker
>>69002424
and the wildlings are several thousand
you know what its like to have 1000 people on set?
no?
well maybe its better and easier for everyone to have 50
>>69002273
>Why was the Calstark dude okay with Roose being killed right in front of him. What sort of authority does Ramsay have over him ?
Shift in power probably. Ramsey probably promised him shit. Hell, even if he didn't, anybody who knew Ramsey and Roose knew that one of them would betray the other. The Karstark guy probably just rolled with it.
>>69002039
kek
>>69002503
or rather they'd rather deal with the retard bastard than the asshole who betrayed the north.
>>69001903
No, he is not connected to the Harpy. And he was only going along with the assassination to keep his place on the small council. He was most likely the only reason she survived and escaped King's Landing in Roberts rebellion and has been working with Illyrio to bring the Dragons back.
>>69002129
But that's in the books too, Hodor was normal before a horse kicked him in the head.
>>69002473
Real talk though Ramsay reminds me of Nolan's Joker
Pure chaos, just fucking things up for the sake of it, no real plan. Literally a dog chasing cars.
But Nolan was trying to make a thematic point by contrasting him with Batman. I don't know what the fuck D&D are trying to do
>>69002619
Are you that retarded that you don't see the comparison of Ramsay the bastard and Jon the bastard?
Which was practically the whole fucking point of this episode.
>>69002376
>i had forgotten about the concept of pages because i use catalog. who newfag now
>>69001937
>Nights King: "Search your feelings, you'll know it is true. Ask Howland Reed. He is the high septon. Or ask your uncle Benjen, who is currently in Mereen"
ftfy
>>69002536
Yes, let's deal with the insane retard who'd kill his own father, step-mother and newborn infant brother that also wants to attack the wall from the south and kill the Lord Commander instead of the man with favorable relations with the crown, that's trying to bring stability to the north and has just crushed a rebellion.
>>69002062
>Swords to Plotholeshares
>Remove target character from the show. It's fanbase gains weight equal to the number of chapters that character headlined.
>>69001416
This was the dumbest scene of the season.
>>69002767
>Dude who betrayed the North for the crown
>Crown is getting fucked by the almighty Sparrow dick and Dorne is also at war with them.
>Kid of dude who is so out of control he'll destroy himself.
>He wants to stray from the crown and willing to reduce his numbers by going to the wall.
I'll be here when Ramsay is betrayed while you whine later that it's predictable bullshit.
>>69001805
You're autistic it's ok
hush now chile
>>69002746
Still you? It's at the bottom of the page
>>69001366
Well, half of /got/ thinks this shit is 10/10.
>>69001628
>Why didn't Roose kill Ramsay the minute he heard Walda gave birth to a son? Did the writers get that scene backwards?
At first, I honestly thought it was Ramsay who got the business end of the knife.
Would have made for a better show. I fucking hate the obvious hate-sink characters for the sole reason that "THIS IS WHO THE WRITERS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE THE BAD GUY IS".
>>69003633
Roose Bolton is many things, but he is not a kinslayer.
>>69003633
Ramsay's random cruelties are the only thing that make the boltons interesting
Roose is a discount Tywin, Fat frey is literally throwaway material, and no one else in WF is worthy enough for a name
>Ghost bares his teeth and growls at him, while Jon simply stares silently for a while. Then Olly gets on his knees and begs Jon to forgive him, but Jon simply says 'Ghost' and direwolf attacks and tears Olly apart while others tremble and are in horror, not daring to defy Jon and his wildling allies.
40 hours in paint
>>69003800
>people think it's in jon's nature to savagely kill people
He's going to bitch out and forgive them, or leave them behind, or be forced to "accidentally" kill them, but he won't go full on sadist mode
>>69002202
>>69002396
http://www.businessinsider.com/game-of-thrones-cleganebowl-fan-theory-2015-5
>>69001286
Jaime killing Aerys was confirmed by a trailer
We might get Robert killing Rhaegar since we're getting Tower of Joy
Not sure about the tourney at Harrenhal, it's either Rhaegar winning and handing the rose to Lyanna or the two of them running off together
I'd like to see Ned polishing his sword next to the godswood in Winterfell. It'd be a nice callback to season 1 (it'd be better if they could get Sean Bean back for it, but they'll probably just re-use old footage and insert Bran into the shot).
I'd also like to see the duel between Brandon and Petyr, or at least show Cat begging Brandon to spare his life, it could be used to tie-in to Littlefinger's reappearance.
