Are you #TEAMBIGGUYS or #TEAMHIGHGROUND?
and more importantly which of the team makes better banter?
>>68816687
#TEAMHIGHGROUND
Obi-Wan is Tony's equal in quips but Spidey edges them ahead in the banter department
they are big guys
>>68816809
its treason then
>>68816687
but CIA is a whole other league
His power level is incomparable
>>68816842
for you
>>68816899
Sheev has UNLIMITED POWAAH
I'm with these two big guys.
>TransVision Vamp draws a line
>Each side lines up in perfect rows waiting for the fight
>quips
>audience full of stoners laughing like Beavis and Butthead who think it's the funniest and most awesomest shit ever
>>68816984
pls post more qt lizzie
>>68817025
>WHY ARE PEOPLE ENJOYING THIS MOVIE, STOP
lmao
Iron man has a good point, the other heroes are just stubborn
>>68817033
Okay.
>>68817055
from my point of view, the ironmanlet is evil
>>68817055
Yeah how dare Cap reject the classification of being declared "problematic" by governments who want a nazi-style registration and tracking system after all he's done to save the fucking planet?
Dick.
Typical honkey.
>>68817055
Iron Man is authoritarian scum.
>>68817266
Manlet BTFO
#TEAMHIGHGUYS
420 BLAZE IT BROS xD
>>68817126
>Cap has best girl on his team
>Iron Manlet has old busted Jew
This isn't even up for debate
>>68817337
leddit is that a way friend
>>68817361
There's also the part where best girl literally buries iron manlet with cars.
>Blacky's onesie flexes like cloth
>yet it's so strong it doesn't even dimple when hit with something
>and it can absorb the force of an explosion to the head with no effect and transfer of force to the person inside.
THAT'S NOW HOW PHYSICS OF FORCE AND ENERGY WORK! It's a shittier "science" than SW is.
>>68817630
>science in capeshit
Congratulations.
>>68817630
its vibranium you retard, thats what it does, but of course youre just a shitposter who cares about shitposting so you don't even care about having an actual discussion
>>68817630
It's Vibranium I ain't gotta explain shit
>>68817630
So you are cool with a radioactive spider's bite giving superpowers but you have an issue with the ductility of vibranium?
>>68817745
>>68817763
>I will use Marvel making up shit to defy the laws of science.
>>68817801
jesus, you're literally too autistic to insult.
>>68817797
Does Cap's shield flex like cloth?
Does he not recoil from heavy hits and blasts because of force exerted?
>>68817856
I am not the one defending defying physics with "LOL MARVEL SAID IT'S SUPER-STUFF AND U ARE TEH RETARD HUE"
>>68817869
ok, I'll bite.
vibranium is a complex metal alloy that reacts to vibrabations and as such it can take many forms, T'challa is king of the kingdom that has had the monopoly of it for centuries and as such his suit uses vibranium in the best defensive way.
>>68817916
autist, i didn't say retard,
its important because its understandable that an autist like you can't realize that you're watching a work of fiction that can cower behind the fact that its fiction and as such can ignore any law of science because its a product made for entertainment and as such it doesn't have to apply to the rules of the real world.
>>68818043
I guess that's why we removed the "science" in "science fiction," eh?
>>68818065
its science fiction dude, they don't have to cater to the actual laws of science because its a work of fiction, its not real and it doesn't have to follow the rules of science as such.
can you not get that?
you must be fun at parties anon
YIFY when?
>>68818190
tomorrow at midnight at best, it opens overseas in like 20 countries so by that time i guess
>>68818065
Man are you that daft that you are going to search for scientific facts in a movie about super heroes? The whole premise of these movies is unrealistic so if you are just trying to act smart by attempting to debunk details no one cares about you are clearly talking about the wrong subject.
>>68818147
Romance comedies are fiction.
Science fiction's supposed to have some degree of scientific plausibility
>>68818245
Do whatever rationalization you want; when shit blows up in Blacky's face and he doesn't even flinch, it's bullshit unreal.
>>68818377
He is wearing a mask, you can't be sure whether he flinched or not.
>>68816687
>Spidey posting
>Sheev posting
>BANE
>Manlet posting
>Nigger posting
vs
>Slut posting
>Big guy posting
>High ground / good friend posting
>Flying nigger posting
>Adult swim posting
I dunno, they both seem about equal.
>Spidey's web sticks to (fill in blank)
>smack Spidey around
>suddenly his webs don't stick any more and (fill in blank) is freed from them
>>68817801
>>68817916
Dood stop. Its vibranium. It's made up space metal there is no real science. It is fantasy. Stop replying to people.
>>68818319
what about the suit isnt plausible?
just changing vibranium for ¨experimental suit made of high grade nano carbon tubes¨ and you hav a total plausible explination.
you're asking too much anon, if you go to a capeshit movie for the accurate science there is something wrong with you.
>>68818566
if dubs #TEAMHIGHGROUND will win
>>68816687
>Tony, Sheev and Bane
Gotta go for Big Guy.
>IT'S CIVIL WAR, THEN. AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
>>68817801
>I will autistically bitch about capeshit being unrealistic
Jesus Christ, this is sad. I bet you hate Star Wars because the force is total nonsense.
>>68818377
Absolutely no one cares, capeshit has always been ridiculous.
>>68819661
what about capekino
>>68821413
Nice quip
