>movie trailer
>Male character: I'll protect you.
>Female character: I don't need protecting.
>~Cuts to her doing some retarded fighting moves and taking out like five guys.
>Awkwardly cuts in a contrived edit to the male character raising one eyebrow in an impressed manner.
This fucking needs to stop.
>>68722679
>MFW FEMALES PRETEND TO BE ALL SWEET AND INNOCENT AND THEN COME AT YOU WITH BOWS AND ARROWS
HAHAHA
>>68722679
>Male character: I'll protect you.
>Female character: I don't need protecting
>~Cuts to her getting slammed on the ground face first as the bad guy continually bashes her head down and the blood pools around her
>Awkwardly cuts to the male character: "Yikes!"
>>68722679
> charater throws something offscreen
>glass shatters, explosion, cat yelps, ect.
>>movie trailer
>>Male character: I'll protect you.
>>Female character: I don't need protecting.
>>~Cuts to her being viciously gang raped
>>Awkwardly cuts in a contrived edit to the male character watching football with his buddies - "Did you hear something?" "Nah." "Who wants another beer?"
bros before hoes
>>68722679
>"I didn't think that--"
>"THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DIDN'T THINK!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBn1cDGPZFU
>Dude: We can be partners
>Angelina Jolie: You might try to kill me
>Dude: I'm not gonna kill you
>Angelina Jolie (smirks): I said you'd try
#soprogressive #aheadofitstime #elephantnoisesonthesoundtrack
>>68722679
>Inexperienced Bad guy approaches un-armed badass main character with a gun and puts it to his forehead.
>Main character: You don't have it in you kid, you don't got the guts to do it.
>Bad guy: I-I-I'LL DO IT,!! B-B-BELIEVE ME, I'll DO IT!!!! (Cocks the hammer)
>Main character grabs the barrel of the gun and centres it on his forehead to stop the guys shaky hand. GO ON THEN!! PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOUR MAN ENOUGH.
>He lowers the gun.
>Main character: That's what I thought......
>>68722679
>Cheesy comedy trailer.
>Someone cuts hit really hard/kicked in the balls.
>Cuts to an unrelated scene with a crowd of people saying "OOOOHHHHH!"
>Dog puts his paws over his eyes.
>>68724959
That's fucking great.
>Hero has the villain at gun point.
>Villain: You don't have the strength to kill me.
>Hero lays the gun down instead of just shooting the villain in the foot or the shin.
>>68722679
Don't you know that men saving women is so cliche xDD
>80 lbs womyn knocks out 300lbs man
>Suicide bomber blows up convoy
>Burning wreckage, flames everywhere
>Unintelligble yelling and random gunfire
>Soldier crawls under a jeep, missing both of his legs
>Army dog yelps and puts his paws over his eyes
>>68725289
>it aint me starts playing
>>68725289
That part was fucked up.
I'm making a low budget film and one of the characters is female; I'd like to do a scene where this happens but she promptly gets her shit kicked in by the bad guys and the male protag has to save her anyway.
>>68725289
>that part in Baghdad
>Sgt. Fido calls in for an air strike
>shaky cam scene of burning orphans running out of the bombed orphanage
>they give him a treat for following orders, he lights a cig, and proceeds to gun down the flaming children with his minigun
"Gotta kill these toweldogs young, private. Like roaches"
I left the theatre shaking
>>68724110
god i've heard this too many times
>>68723813
fund it
>>68726635
Good idea, but make it so she gets savagely murdered instead
>>68724110
This always makes me feel bad deep down
>>68726323
>dat shoop on Casper
>>68726845
>muh stronk woman scene
>her: "I don't need your protection"
>runs out and tries some karate shit
>the bad guy just stands there and takes her powerless kicks with a smile on his face
>blows her head off with a shotgun
>male protag then shoots the bad guy and looks down at her headless body
>"looks like you did"
>and whose gonna stop me? you, and what army?
>this army
>>68727115
>Is that the best you can do!?
>No. This is.
>>68727115
>villain is about to kill the main character
>2 minute monologue instead of just pulling the trigger
>side character suddenly kills villain from behind at the last second
>>68727178
i dont get this frog. is he vacuuming the popcorn with his mouth?
>>68727289
they are bees
>>68727289
He's getting so triggered by the cliche filmmaking, he's shaking uncontrollably and shaking the popcorn everywhere.
>"meet me in 2 hours"
>"where?"
>"downtown"
>hangs up the phone without having specified exactly where downtown
>cut to: them meeting "downtown"
>Male character hands female character firearm
>Male character: "Do you know how to use this?"
>Female character: Completes action with the firearm indicating that she clear knows how to use it
>Female character: "Yes."
>Male character pulls down pants exposing erect penis
>Male character begins sawing off exposed erect penis with a pair of scissors
>Male character bends over and inserts severed erect penis into his own asshole
>Male character falls onto hands and knees and begins vomiting uncontrollably
>Male character continues fucking himself in the ass with his own severed penis while licking up vomit and crying
>>68725239
This might have seriously bad consequences for the coming generation of kids
>hangs up phone without saying buh-bye
>I'll have it done by tomorrow.
>You should've been done yesterday.
>>68727457
>"meet me in 2 hours"
>"where?"
>"on the first bench in front of the bank on 3rd avenue"
>hangs up without hang specified exactly where on the first bench in front of the bank on 3rd avenue
>cut to: them meeting on the first bench in front of the bank on 3rd avenue
>"Are we clear?"
>"Crystal."
>"Forget everything you know!"
>loose cannon guy wearing an earpiece about to disobey a direct order
>"O'McHannaghan, I am still your superior! You are not, I repeat, you are not to take a single step futher until we'v-
>"I don't take orders from sentient earpieces"
>takes out the earpiece, throws it on the ground and goes for the stomp
>"wait, what are you doing. please, i have a wife and two earpiecelets, plea- KHZZZZTTT".
>>68722679
>movie trailer
>Male character: I'll protect you.
>Female character: I don't need protecting.
>~Cuts to her doing some retarded fighting moves and taking out like five guys.
>Awkwardly cuts in a contrived edit to the male character raising one eyebrow in an impressed manner.
>split shot of male character raising a gun to her forehead and successfully landing a shot
>>68727526
this is a really good post
>>68723866
>comic relief wanders off screen
>glass shatters, cat yelps, etc
>pause
>"I'm OK!"
>Male character: huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
>Female character: hihihihihihihhihi
>~Cuts to her spazzing out like a retard
>Awkwardly cuts in a contrived edit to the male character pissing himself
Literally every American movie.
>>68727178
>I haven't even started
>>68728205
>I'm just getting warmed up
>Kapow
>>68724556
this trailer is incredible
>female protagonist can take on not just one but several men in hand to hand combat
>>68722679
Name 5 kinos where this happens.
>>68727556
It's already happened
Women think they're equal to men, even physically. I don't get how anyone could be so delusional.
>>68728409
>The Force Awakens
>Mission impossible rogue nation
That's all I can think of off the top of my head
>>68728442
Because that's sexist :)
>>68723813
the RL / historically accurate version
>>68728501
Facts are sexist then.
Men are better than women in literally every single way.
>>68728567
>this is what fa/tv/irgins actually believe
>>68728567
Stop hurting my feelings anon
>movie trailer
>man and woman holding guns on one another
>we're not so different, you and I
>well it didn't take me an hour to get dressed today, and I don't have to eat yogurt to take a crap, so maybe we are
>family dog runs into corner and puts paws over eyes
>>68728617
>implying I'm fat or a virgin
Why is this the go-to reply? Is it because you have no other argument?
>>68727526
Name 472 Bollywood movies where this happens right now.
>fire truck gets called in with paramedics and police
>gets involved in the chase scene
>antagonists pull a fancy move and out maneuvers the firetruck, setting it on a course to crash into something
>guy driving is shocked
>his partner is shocked
>dalmatian that is inexplicably there puts paw over it's eyes
>post-sex scene in movie
>female character pulls the covers up to her neck immediately after sex
>you got to put your winky in my hoo-haa but now that it's over you aren't allowed to see me naked!
>>68728442
>Women think they're equal to men
You guys are hilarious, you know that?
You need to do standup or something
>>68728567
Name a single man who gave birth to a child
>>68728956
Some girls do that
Usually the "pure and innocent" ones /tv/ is so obsessed with
>>68729197
arnie
>>68728956
What is it with Americans and nudity anyway?
>>68726181
>Australian
AHAHAHAHAAHAH GOOKS WISH
>>68729262
This, it's the same as their obsession with porn.
Bretty unhealthy view of sexuality desu famalamadingdong
>>68724857
>bad guy pulls trigger and the movie ends
>>68728567
Women are sexier than men, that's something.
>>68728956
Because its fucking cold
>>68729477
I'll give you that. But other than that they're worthless
>>68728567
>Men are better than women in literally every single way.
Sexually attractive and good in bed? For you maybe, yeah, you disgusting homosexual.
>>68722679
>Character is about to curse
>It's either police siren, flying birds sound or honking horn.
>>68729524
That's literally it
>>68729648
There are probably quite a few women who are smarter than you, maybe another handful who are stronger too
>>68729921
>Discussing logic with a reverse SJW
Wasting your breath
>>68729921
No shit. But for every one of those women (and they're rare), there are a million men better than her at whatever it is she's good at.
Besides, my stats are pretty solid so I doubt there are many women stronger than me.
>>68729197
>Transmen aren't men
YOU CISSEXIST BIGOT
YOUR TRANSPHOBIA IS OFF THE CHARTS
>female knocks out all the bad guys using some retarded karate flips
>>68730114
Yes anon, I'm sure you're a weightlifter, I believe you.
>>68729921
>I don't understand how averages work
>>68730213
Meet me in /fit/ faggot
>>68730213
>this cuck thinks a woman can literally start doing karate flips and take out 10 bodybuilders in a single move and preps her for his black bull every night
>>68730329
>Gets so triggered about his fitness he writes a whole long meme sentence
Loving every laugh
>>68730213
A man who's never touched a weight in his life is stronger than 99.9% of women out there. It's just biology.
>>68730247
Averages are completely meaningless. It is a weightless number to throw around to impress ignorant retards
If you say a group of people on average make a hundred dollars each, you can be sure nobody in that group makes exactly hundred dollars
Only politicians and marketers use averages, a statistician worth his salt won't touch anything less than a median
That being said, you can't even use averages.
"Average woman is weaker than the average man" does not mean "All men are stronger than all women"
This is an elementary schooler's homework
>>68730579
Okay then, 99% of men over 18 are stronger than all women. Better?
>male character: gets rammed by train
>gets back up
>female character: how'd you do that?
>im a Man™ of Steel™
>>68730651
Probably more like 80% these days.
You're forgetting how many dweeby boys are around these days, and how many fat dykey women.
>>68730579
I don't even want to entertain this retarded bait, but if you're comparing groups, you don't do this by comparing each individual member. To say 'men are stronger than women' is not to say 'every man is stronger than every woman' and only an autistic person would believe this.
If group A makes a hundred dollars each on average, and group B makes 1000 dollars each on average, you can generally assume that any randomly selected person from group B will have more money than any randomly selected person from group A. This is what we mean when we say 'men are stronger than women.'
>>68722679
The kicker:
>she's 5'2 and 100lbs wet
>>68730754
You'd be surprised how much more inherently strong men are than women, even the beta nu male types.
>>68730815
Maybe you're right. It's not like I've really grappled with any women in my time.
Admittedly, I'm judging purely on outside appearance. I see a lot of beastly bushpig women in day to day life.
>>68728956
>girl and guy are having sex
>girl is on top of guy in cowgirl position
>the sheets are pullover the guys legs right above the girls ass
Do Americans actually do this?
>>68730868
The beastly bushpig women are just covered in fatty flab which gives them a more intimidating appearance. I'd be shocked if they could do a single pull up
>>68730579
Fuck off libshit
Most men can't do the bare minimum of this PRT chart, what chance would a woman stand?
There's a reason most SF around the world exclude women from even trying selection
Nature always wins
https://youtu.be/rRfCpQx_FDE
>>68727626
>earpicelets
>>68722679
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>>68730913
Name 100 examples or I'm fucking reporting every single one of you ITT.
>>68731021
>tfw 26 points
What's your score /tv/?
>>68731021
I'm not a libshit, I'm just really pissed. My girlfriend is a black college graduate, who is super smart and funny, but I have to listen to "women are stoopid just look at the stats" "niggers are awful see this chart" "kill them all because of these numbers" every single day of my life
Fuck you
>>68729545
Name 5 kinos 7 films 8 movies 2 cinema 4 bollywood productions and 17 home movies right now
>>68729197
If men could give birth, you best believe they would do it better than women
>>68731021
I can't do any pullups so I already failed
>>68731232
Stop whiteknighting your slutty nigger girlfriend
>>68731232
You know, I won't actually be a cunt for two seconds, and instead ask legitimately.
Why are you even here? Really. Most of the shit you see here is just blatant hyperbole that exists to ignite an emotionally reaction. If it actually offends you enough, you really just shouldn't bother.
Stop taking 4chan shitposting seriously you daft faggot.
>movie takes place a long time ago in a galaxy far-far away
>men are still the dominant sex
>>68731232
So you're saying you get triggered by statistics?
>>68727626
>"I don't take orders from sentient earpieces"
That would be better than normal movie dialogue
>>68731232
Maybe reddit is more your speed.
>>68731379
Sounds like a line from tropic thunder
>>68728103
>to the male character pissing himself
Why do they always make the male piss them self when in real life its always the opposite
>>68724857
>tfw ive literally done this IRL
>>68731232
But women are stupid, anon. Even the "intelligent" ones
>>68731232
>My girlfriend is a black college graduate, who is super smart and funny
The fact you have to justify this says a lot
>>68731462
Because normally men are masculine but this one isnt thats the joke
>>68725239
In absolute fairness, though, you don't gain muscle or fat on your skull. A lucky punch to the temple would knock out The Mountain as well as anyone.
>>68731232
Your girlfriend's hurt feelings don't trump reality, friend. No amount of emotional policing will change that. Also, something tells me that your girlfriend is white in literally every aspect of her life aside from her skin color.
>>68731462
Because you're only allowed to mock white hetero men in movies
>>68723813
The truth the feminists doesn't want to believe
>>68731483
story?
>>68722679
Stupid frogposter
>>68726323
Is this a meme, or was there actually something oddly fucked up about one of these shitflicks?
>>68731644
You are doing gods work
>Female character fights several much heavier men than her all at once
>doesn't pull down pants to reveal fully loaded diaper and beg male character for a change
Suspension of disbelief can only take you so far hollywood
>>68731652
It's mostly memes but it does have some seriously dark and gritty undertones. There are some shocking scenes as well, like when his paw slowly places a grenade in the orphan's mouth because he was ordered to.
>WHATEVER YOU PLAN TO DO, DO IT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFKOFqhNOI0&feature=youtu.be
^ also proving cuck naysayers wrong for kicks
>>68731636
not really going to get into details, but shit was going down with someone close to me and they whipped out a gun and pointed it at my face.
then it seriously went
>Main character: You don't have it in you kid, you don't got the guts to do it.
>Bad guy: I-I-I'LL DO IT,!! B-B-BELIEVE ME, I'll DO IT!!!! (Cocks the hammer)
>Main character grabs the barrel of the gun and centres it on his forehead to stop the guys shaky hand. GO ON THEN!! PULL THE TRIGGER IF YOUR MAN ENOUGH.
>He lowers the gun.
>Main character: That's what I thought......
dont think ill ever feel adrenaline like that again
>>68722679
>>movie trailer
>>Male character: Evacuate the children, I'll get the code and try to turn on the coolers before the reactor blows!
>>Female character: YOU evacuate the children and I'LL get the code!
>>Cuts to code hidden inside a pickle jar
>>Cuts to her trying to open the pickle jar
>>Cuts to massive explosion as reactor overheats and detonates
>"You can do this! Remember your training!"
>cuts to montage of character doing completely unrelated activities to the training during said traning
>cuts back to character in trouble
>"Uh... I think we've got a problem."
>that's not much
>it's enough...
Saw this on Firefly today
>>68731295
Actually if you manage to pull off an average of about 19 in the other stuff (if I'm reading the chart correctly) then you can join the Canadian military
>Male Character: I'll go move these wheelbarrows
>Female Character: I'll do it, cuck
>Female Character: Whoa, thats a lot of wheelbarrows
>white guy walks up to black man
>"I can help you."
>big boobed white bitch comes from off screen and wraps her arms around the black alpha male
>the black god retorts down to the shriveling white boi who's pissing himself in fear
>"Help with what?"
>>68732149
>2
grande lollen
>>68732149
top kek
>>68731071
The anvil hoarder (1930)
>>68731071
Night at the Cinema Showers (2003)
>>68732250
They really need that much core strength to hand out refreshers to refugees while they interbreed with children?
>>68731433
which was a great movie
but you're right I can totally imagine Ben Stiller delivering that line in his raspy deep funny guy voice
>>68731925
Wtf OP's post literally happens in that trailer
>>68731232
You may be one of the biggest faggots I've ever seen on this site. Your Negro girlfriend is most likely cucking you because she 'dun need a reel nigga' not some petulant bitch baby
>>68727457
>Puts down phone without saying 'thanks' or 'bye'.
Rude as fuck desu.
>>68727340
Made me laugh whilst shitting so I squeaked and shitted more thanks
>What's the Plan B?
>... we're the Plan B
>>68731349
>movie takes place in the future
>people dont live under the glorious caliphate
>>68731071
You should be reported for quoting more than 3 people. Jesus Christ.
>>68732801
Oh my kek
>>68727626
This one was a wild ride from start to finish.
>>68731232
upvoted :^)
>You just don't get it, do you?
