why couldn't Captain America lift Thor's hammer in AoU
>>68705250
He's not pure
AHHHHH TONY HELP ME LIFT THIS THING!
he fought against Germany
>>68705250
Pride is a sin senpai
because the only fear he has is that mankind achieves world peace and he no longer has a war to fight for.
>>68705250
to make the vision more special
Because he's pure of heart, but he's not an immortal god like Thor.
Haha (you)!
>>68705374
This. It was a very simple setup and payoff. You will not see this kind of coherence in a Zack Snyder film.
>>68705250
that whedon hates white men. so he hates himself, he punishes cap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bdl7vqss9nY
jump to 20:06 whedon tries to explain his self loathing.
He actually could but he didn't want to make Thor look bad
>>68705250
He is not worthy, duh.
>>68705293
>proceeds to call for help from his black friend.
>>68705250
He did, the hammer jiggled. When he realized it was about to lift he stopped trying to actually lift it because he didn't want to embarrass his friend.
>>68705286
I just wanna be pure
>>68705388
>Because he's pure of heart, but he's not an immortal god like Thor.
He's a warmonger.
It started to move. If it had been a situation where he genuinely needed the hammer, he probably could have lifted it. But he stopped trying and they laughed it off. I'd bet money we're going to see Cap use Mjolnir in Infinity War at some point.
>>68705578
Violence is not profane, only sex is. Do you even wholesome Christian family values?
>>68705528
It jiggled, because cap is almost worthy, so later on we'll get cap lifting the hammer in eternity war to solo Thanos
>>68705403
(who)?
>>68705578
He sees war as a necessary evil, which it is. You on the other hand are a pussy.
>>68705250
He almost did it, that's the point of that fucking scene, you impossibly retarded fuck.
Steve is a soldier, a warrior, through and through. He leads soldiers like no one else, but he understand that he is not a leader of people. That he doesn't have the right to govern others outside of the needs of his team. He absolutely believes that war is all he is good for, but that belief comes as much from his humility as his belief that as a man out of time, he can't connect to the modern world and thus relies on the familiar structure of the military chain of command.
Thor could not wield Mjolnir because his actions proved selfish and vainglorious; he sought war simply to show how great he was an endangered the people he cared about to do it. Steve would not do this, he doesn't fight like a Viking with boast and laughter; at best he's got a dry wit but he rarely even cracks a smile in combat. He understands what he's fighting for and why.
So why can't Cap lift Mjolnir? He doesn't see himself as the kind of person that can wield Mjolnir. It's a weapon built for heroes and kings; remember Odin forged it for Thor in the belief that it would serve as his badge of office when he became King of Asgard, just as Odin's spear Gungnir served as his. Steve Rogers doesn't see himself as a hero or a king. He's a soldier, and keeping himself firmly grounded in that belief is what made him the best choice to receive Eskine's formula.
So basically Steve can't lift Mjolnir because he doesn't believe he's worthy of it, or that he doesn't want to be able to because either it sees him or he sees himself as a hero king, or some other title that makes him feel uncomfortable. Mjolnir would absolutely find him worthy, but maybe it senses he doesn't want to see himself that way so it holds back.
I'm guessing desperate times might force them both to work together in Infinity War though.
>>68705403
>>68705643
Is this a new meme? It's stupid, I can tell already.
Stop it.
Remember, Cap's biggest fear was not having to fight any more.
>>68705250
he's a christian
He is still a virgin.
He's American
Why does he have an 'A' on his helmet
>>68705743
It stands for ASS TO ASS
>>68705743
A for Avenger.
>>68705743
In his country, it means hope.
>>68705250
Because it wasn't in the script.
>>68705743
it's not an A, it's an alien symbol that just conveniently looks just like an A
>>68705675
Yeah I like this
>>68705779
Well here it looks like an A, and I happen to be a Pulitzer-awarded journalist so fuck your culture.
>>68705779
Lol
>>68705675
This desu pham
>>68705250
Cap is worthy, but at that moment he was doing it for pride so the Hammer refused to budge. Cap will either wield it in Civil War or Infinity War.
>>68705339
I know he's pissed at Stark for an entirely different reason but what are the chances that there would be a scene similar to this in Infinity War I?
>>68705578
>captain
>AMERICA
>>68705893
>>68705893
that's in Civil War
also, /tv/ you may not know this, but Civil War? The comic, I mean? Fucking terrible. The comic is probably going to be the worst comic story ever adapted to the big screen. I hear they changed basically everything though.
>>68705480
>20:06 whedon tries to explain his self loathing
This does not happen in this video at this time, what are you talking about
>>68705954
the base concept is good, but the execution was fucking terrible.
>>68705938
>tfw this badassery was killed by sjw forcing the new thor to be just a loud cliche "strong" girl
>>68705318
underrated post
>>68705995
So what does happen?
>>68706190
He suggests Cap could lift the hammer, but chose not to.
So perfectly relevant to this discussion, but nothing about self-loathing.
>>68706244
Is it not?
>fear
>>68705954
I have faith in Feige and the Russos to be honest. They've never really disappointed before.
>>68707079
That was actually my favourite part of the movie desu
>>68705286
Dude steves a virgin
>>68705675
It's paradoxical, because Cap's humility is what makes him worthy, but at the same time, it prevents hims from lifting the hammer because he doesn't believe he could.
>>68707998
so was Hitler
>>68705434
I agree I sure can't wait for them to use a useless character that only exists for a quip and one odd scene that doesn't belong in a garbage movie
>>68705639
Fucking this
>>68705639
Does it work like that though? Can you be almost worthy? I was under the impression it was more of a on/off switch kind of thing, You're either worthy and you can lift the Hammer, or you are not worthy and therefore can't move it.
>>68708539
Other anon said it more better than I could here >>68705675
This is sort of a recurring theme in marvelshit, self sabotage, thanos loses to the avengers because deep down he thinks he's not worthy to rule them all, watch in horror as he causes his own defeat in 2018
The reason he couldn't lift the hammer in that scene is because his intention wasn't noble.
They were trying to lift the hammer to show off.
Steve could lift the hammer if it was to, say, save someone else.
>>68705743
it stands for AAAAAAAAAHHH TONY HELP
>>68705250
Because they were holding a race about who could lift Mjolnir. Mjolnir doesn't like being treated like that. Mjolnir is special. Mjolnir is a major key in Thor's life.
>>68705318
10/10
>>68705714
I'll an acknowledge this solid 8/10 post brother.
>>68705610
>>68705639
>Capfu wielding a Hammer and Shield
God damn I'm hard
>>68705250
I always figured it was only because he was trying to lift the hammer for a game and not for a legitimate reason. It did budge when he first tried it.
>>68705339
can someone post the video where this guy exactly pointed this out on Caps character?
>>68707079
This goes by SO QUICKLY, and is such a MICRO EMOTION, that you want evidence of the subtlety of marvel, voila.
>>68705639
It will happen, Russos have a huge boner for Cap after all
>>68709496
But how does an elevator lift it? Does it have noble intentions?
>>68711124
Are you retarded?
The planet is moving ,does it mean its noble?
>>68705675
>at best he's got a dry wit
This is the most pathetic defense of quips i've ever seen.
>>68707998
>>68711211
>haha, let's just give him a CGI face, it's not like some permavirgin neckbeard on a Cambodian hand weaving board is going to pause it at this very moment anyways, haha
>>68705743
fAnce
>>68705250
It's user locked. They implied times and times again that magic are just old nanomachine I don't know why you capeshit keep with the capeshit magic meme. It's basically just user locked. Probably with something ridiculously simple like finger prints.
Everyone is such a retard on this gay Earth.
>>68705610
that look on Thor's face when the hammer moved makes me forgive this franchise
>>68711556
This post will be ignored
>>68711556
No, all it implies is that Asgardian tech is so advanced that it seems like magic.
Dr. Strange will feature magic magic.
>>68711658
There's no magic magic. It's all old tech. And why you say no and then say yes you ass sperg
>>68711556
I CAN MEME IF I WANT TO, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD
what's inside Thor's hammer?
>>68711752
You are right currently, but Strange will introduce it.
>>68711806
Tina Fey
>>68705954
Yeah I have no idea why everybody is so hype for it. It was fucking shit.
>>68711837
what's the difference between magic magic and nano magic? Which is stronger? Magic magic because it literally cannot have limits, right?
>>68711806
Another hammer.
>>68710548
srs? it was fucking obvious
>>68707998
Didn't he heavily imply that he wasn't in Winter Soldier?
>>68711944
He didn't say a word and acted visually. For Quipsney's Marvel, that's pretty fucking subtle.
>>68707079
Looks more like incredulity than fear
"Is this mortal seriously about to lift Mjollnir?!"
>>68708081
For how long? You have any idea how many girlfriends Adolf Hitler had? The number of girlfriends he had that tried to kill themselves alone is significant.
>>68712052
It's kind of an "oh shit" look, really. Incredulity with the faintest fraction of fear.
>>68711922
I laughed way too hard at this.
>>68711777
>dubtrips
Yes you can, anon. Yes you can.
>>68712026
Yeah man, and can you believe they didn't even cram in any ham-fisted Jesus analogies?
>>68711895
Are you really this dense?
There is literally no magic in the Thor movies, it's just technology.
Dr. Strange will introduce magic.
>>68712310
summoning lightning isn't magic? loki's abilities aren't magic?
>>68712346
No, they aren't.
The Asgardians technology is just so advanced that it seems like magic.
That's how it is in the MCU.
Only virgins can lift it
The hammer was confused for a second, since taking it in the ass is ambigious
Thor puts his hammer down on the table
Why didn't it collapse?
Was the table worthy enough to lift it?
>>68712680
He put it in the coat hanger too in one scene. Was the coat hanger worthy?
>>68707998
>Implying Thor is a virgin
>>68710421
Do you mean this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iK_DYYS-oM
>>68712680
Because it's not heavy. The table wasn't wielding the hammer.
>>68711493
her too
>>68711556
makes sense why the robot can pic it up, he's not biological.
>>68712210
I fucking love Norse mythos.
>>68705250
skipped too many WoDs
>>68705250
Performance anxiety
>>68712680
A better question would be:
>You grab Mjölnir's handle
>Break the desk under it
>It will either
>A) Fall to the ground exactly as you intended, while in your hand, as doing your bidding.
>Or B) Remain in mid air where it was laid, in your hand, causing you to wield it.
Does this constitute a loophole?By the way, technically speaking the fine print doesn't say that you need to be worthy to lift the hammer. The fine print just says that if you are worthy while wielding the hammer, THEN you shall wield the power of Thor, so nothing really stops the Hammer from allowing someone else to wield it. It just doesn't like the concept.
>>68705938
Why is Thor so underpowered in the movies?
Didn't they have to banihs him into the realm of Thanos when he went insane because was simply too powerful and fucking up everyone too badly?
>>68707079
was my favourite part, better than any of the 'quips'
>>68705318
epic
>>68705250
He didn't want to
or
Too indecisive
>>68707998
Why doesn't all of /tv/ support him over Manlet metal Chad then?
>>68713137
But you don't move the hammer, gravity moves it. Gravity is worthy while you are not.
can thor lift the captains shield?
>>68713251
No.
>>68712052
Naw, naw, it was Increduality before, with the grin. The second part is the fear, that, oh yeah. Captain might be my equal. But he still has doubt. He'll always have that doubt. It comes from when he was small. he wasn't raised a god to always feel flawless.
>>68713137
A happens.
Your intentions have nothing to do with it, you're not worthy of wielding the hammer, so the hammer falls to the ground, with you attached.
>>68713229
Say I wield the Space Stone (That's the one that can affect Gravity, right? Or is that the Reality Stone?)
>I hold the hammer
>I manipulate gravity to move the hammer in the way I want it to move
I am in complete command of a worthy thing. Infact in a way, that worthy thing is an extension of myself at this point.
Does that make me worthy?
>>68712001
nope, just he had a kiss since 1940s
>>68713251
You can only lift the shield if you vote republican, and Thor isn't an american citizen, so no, not yet.
>>68708539
Wasn't that sexy girl with the horrible voice in Riften named Mjolnir?
>>68713337
Stop denying the truth anon, you're husbando is a slut.
>>68713341
Captain America confuses me, it seems like he should be a republican but in the movies he seems more like a liberal.
>>68713389
What is with this slut memeing?
>>68713415
He's neither, he's for freedom.
>>68713354
I can't believe people actually read this crap.
>>68713415
That's how the republicans were back in the day, nixon and reagan and the likes. They were FAR more liberal then the cucks now.
>>68713321
Due to magic sentience it'll know that you're manipulating it, and so it'll work against gravity just to fuck with you.
>>68713382
Nah, that's Mjol. Waste of a character, really. She said she wanted to clean up Riften, but nothing came out of it. Were they planning a quest that never got implemented?
>>68713456
I know right. Thankfully we now have high quality stories with high quality art such as pic related.
>>68713415
Hes more libretarian imo.
>>68713508
Didn't she literally cuckold you with that weird little dork that followed her around if you married her? Like, he would just weirdly move into your home as well, and spend all his time with your wife?
>>68713579
That sounds funny, I married Ysolda because I respect her hustle.
>>68713321
Red Hulk was able to weld the hammer in space using that same idea. The enchantment on the hammer is weak to gravity.
>>68713415
Dems used to love the country as well, then they kept going left
>>68705487
This. It's all over his face. 'Holy shit I can actually lift this thing... eh better not.'
>>68713721
Fuck Red Hulk. You might as well bring up how the Punisher is completely resistant to mirth magic.
>>68712939
yes thanks
>>68713790
All comics suck. Are you just now realizing this?
>>68712680
The hammer weighs the same as a regular hammer, it's not super dense and fucking heavy. It only appears that way when someone who is unworthy tries to pick it up.
>>68712939
This actually explains it very well, thanks a lot. benuo!
>>68713860
Red Hulk is 90's-tier suck.
Could Magneto lift the hammer?
too heavy
>>68712939
Cool.
>>68713980
No. Fuck Ultimatum.
>>68714150
But the hammer is metal right? Magneto manipulates magnetic forces, so technically he's not lifting it, nature is.
Why can't he then?
HE'S A SCRULL
>>68712939
>ww2
>"our" mission was 100% right
dropped
>>68712939
Bretty good.
Cap's AoU arc was all about him not being able to live outside of the fight. His nightmare by SW, his conversation with Tony where he realizes he can't "end the fight and go home", him looking longingly at Hawkeye's house when he finds out about his family, the ending where he tells Tony that training the New Avengers is his home. Then you literally have Ultron tell him something like "God's righteous man, pretending you can live without a war". His arc in the movie is about him struggling with the concept of home and a normal life and at the end realizing he can't achieve that. Fighting with the Avengers is his home.
>>68714197
It's a magic enchantment
>>68714332
What if he puts it on a metal box, then lifts the metal box?
>>68713183
Because Iron Manlet is MCU's best-known character and baseline heavy-hitter. No surprise that the rest of the roster's feats don't stray far from what his armors are capable of.
As it stands there isn't a single Avenger who can 1v1 Man of Murder right now. Not until the Captain Marvel flick, anyway.
>>68714364
The magic detects that someone is trying to move it and says no.
>>68708081
He is confirmed to have at least one love child during ww1
>>68714197
The hammer isn't unliftable becuse it's a heavy hammer made of metal. It's unliftable because it's got a magic spell on it cast by a high-ranking god. Do you really think a god known for his magic spells and wisdom wouldn't foresee some little faggot trying to lift it with magnetism or force-fields or some similar thing?
>>68705318
i was literally gonna post this
nigger had a hard on for war
>>68714432
What if he changes the Earth's magnetic field, does everything else move while the hammer stays in one spot?
Also if a robot can lift it, what about Tony remote controlling a suit to try and lift it?
>>68705250
he's an older guy. fought in WWII, so he should be around 90 by now. people that age have a hard time getting it up
>>68714392
Shouldn't Doctor Strange be able to defeat him? I thought Murderman was weak to magic.
>>68705250
Cap solves his problems with violence. Where as the plot of Thor 1 was that Thor had to solve his problems with violence to become worthy to use the hammer again.
In AOU, everyone had a nightmare and saw their worst fear. Cap saw the end of war being his.
>>68711124
It's a magic hammer that recognizes intent.
The elevator isn't being actively managed by someone just to move the hammer, it's just doing its thing, so it moves with it.
Trying to lift it with a truck like in Thor is a person trying to lift it (with machinery), so they can't do it.
I imagine if someone pushed a button in the elevator for the sole purpose of moving the hammer, it'd create problems.
>>68714475
SENTIENT MAGIC, NIGGA!
It knows the game you're playing and foils you.
>>68714516
He's weak to magic until he's facing someone versed in magic, at which point that weakness is removed to keep him winning or the magic-user is written like a retard who forgets to actually use magic.
>>68714575
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HtO-o7je9hU
I liked that Cap nightmare sequence. Wasn't a big fan of the movie in general, but some scenes were good.
>>68714475
>What if he changes the Earth's magnetic field, does everything else move while the hammer stays in one spot?
I'm not sure
>what about Tony remote controlling a suit to try and lift it?
The magic thinks Tony is trying to lift it and says no
>>68705779
>>68705857
post quality posting
kek
>>68712939
This is really good but I'm amazed anyone needs this laid out so plainly, because it's all there. It's not there hidden behind obscure symbolism or cryptic dialogue either, it's just there.
>>68714392
I think stan lee who helped making super-man and hulk said they would be the only match. mostly because hulk has no limit, super-man does.
He isn't willing to kill Bucky for the greater good
>mfw you can have better and more civil capeshit discussion on /tv/ than on /co/
>>68713137
What? Quicksilver tried to catch it and it forced him to its movement. Your argument would make one 'worthy' while the hammer was caving in their fucking skull.
>>68705250
Could Captain America get corrupted by the ring?
>>68705675
But Thor only was worthy once he became humbled and believed himself to not be worthy
>>68713579
the fixxed that in an patch besides i always thought it was the opposite like you come into town and give her the sword back and she's all over your dick and that beta orbiter who even saved her life just have to watch you marry her and get kids and all that shit, it felt great being muscular chad thundercock putting manlets in their place
>>68714880
Nah, there's civil and shitposting capeshit threads on both.
It all depends if the topic at hand is interesting enough for people to focus on discussing it instead of biting baits.
>>68713980
He did. Genocided humans with it
>>68714823
To be fair, AoU was kind of a mess and people just disregard the movie from the start.
It had some good themes and arcs for the characters, but the execution was pretty fucked. It could've been a much better movie with a different director.
>>68714516
My understanding is that Superman isn't weak to magic so much as he has no superhuman resistance to it. It affects him the same as it's affect any other human.
Depending on how the rules work, he may be able to do something about it, though - if he's attacked with magic lightning or fire, he's still superhumanly tough. He could practice snapping out of enchantments. If the enemy's spells require ray attacks, he could dodge.
Doctor Strange would definitely have a shot against Superman, though, but he'd have to get the jump on him, since Supes could super-speed punch him; you saw how fast Faora moved against those soldiers.
>tfw redskull tried to redpill cap
Why is it hugo weaving wanted to quit? I cannot think of anyone more perfect for that role
>>68715015
I think he hated the make-up process.
They can always recast the actor if they want Red Skull back though.
>>68714928
Almost certainly. Cap always needs a war to fight - he couldn't bear to see the war end for good. And that's enough to begin the corruption.
I mean, Frodo was pretty pure-hearted and it corrupted him. He didn't throw the ring in. It had him.
>>68714880
because /co/ is tumblr shit
they complain all the time when you have rightwing opinions that you should fuck off to /pol/ but they themselves especially during the force awakens fad talk about raiding /tv/, i've seen it in their /swrebels general/ threads fuck /co/ right up the ass. no wonder comics turned to sjw pandering without a fight they're complete cucks
>>68713341
kek
>Cap holding the hammer and the shield, telling Thanos to go fuck himself while the others are lying dead around him
They're not going to cuck us out of this scene, right? They need to do it in IW.
>>68715015
Damn this is pure kino
>>68715208
It will be there. And Thanos will ask him who he thinks he is and how he dares to stand up to him and he answers "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn" just like in the first Captain America movie.
The writers are same, they already re-used the "I could do this all day" line for Civil War.
>ctrl + f webm
>0 results
come on guys
Because Americans can't lift fo shiieeeet
>>68715057
he was contracted for more films
they could force him if they wanted to but they probably wouldn't
I genuinely liked Age Of Ultron desu.
>>68715703
Take out the shitty Hulk/Widow romance and tone down the quips and the movie is instantly improved.
>>68713183
He's holding back, hard. If he so wants he can match all of the Avengers combined (bar Hulk) in a fight. He holds back because he doesn't want to pulverize everything in a ten kilometer radius and make his friends feel worthless. Which is why he was barely in AoU because honestly, he could've snapped Ultron in two if he didn't want to play around.
Pic related, he BTFO a fully prepared Iron Man with one lighting strike. That's the difference between a man playing god and a real god of thunder.
>>68715762
>Take out the shitty Hulk/Widow romance
Yeah that was forced.
>tfw no liv tyler
The movie is canon. William Hurt is in Civil War. Where the fuck is she?
anyone got that video where someone asked chris evans and mackie what their favorite lines is and mackie is like "I bet evans is the language jokes" and then chris is like "NO"
>>68705318
I dont get it
>>68714450
>missing the point
>>68716257
He was the bad guy.
>>68715654
How the fuck can Red Skull be a threat anymore when it's an era of superpowered people, Iron Men and god-like androids anyways.
>>68705675
Nice post.
>>68715474
Thank you
>>68708081
Your point?
>>68712939
>Isn't why we fight the reason we can end the fight and go home
This argument supports heavy handed wartime tactics like nuclear weapons, which is how WW2 ended.
This video makes no fucking sense, Cap is not Punished Snake for fucks sake
>>68715474
he clearly can but pretends he can't to not embarrass the Thorster
>>68716347
He had the same serum Cap had, didn't he?
>>68716749
Tony says that, not Cap.
He's gay for Bucky
>>68716818
It's [current year], I don't think Mjolnir is homophobic.
>>68716870
THIS!
>>68716750
Obviously.
This is why Cap and Tony made excuses why the vision could lift the hammer, while Thor saw it as a a sign they can trust him.
>>68705938
Thor consistently allies himself with Tony in the movies, I think if he was in Civil War he'd be helping out the quipster
>>68705938
holy shit is he really that thretening and OP in the comics?
Thor in the movies is a wuzz in comparison
>>68716870
Yeah but Buckey is a cunt. Thor wouldn't spare him if he was in the same position. The Hammer is Lawful Good.
>>68713415
Cap is clearly libertarian. Muh individual freedoms, muh small government
>>68713415
Libertarians = Republican small government + individual social liberties + muh freedumbs
The CAP is libertarian.
>>68717071
So what's Tony? An authoritarian?
>>68716028
This is why I can't really latch onto Thor as a character.
He's just too OP for the MCU.
>>68717114
Authoritarian left.
>>68717120
You want my opinion, anon?
He's Superman, done right.
Thats right, anon. MCU has a Superman. And he's far more interesting.
http://arts.nationalpost.com/2014/01/03/cultural-lessons-of-2013-thor-is-the-new-superman/
>>68714880
Because everyone is a casual here.
>>68717114
A George Bush Like Trickle down economics crony capitalist.
>>68713137
Hasn't the hulk lifted the hammer before with pure strength?
>>68717114
A cuck.
Went from weapons dealer industrialist to "fuck the gubment you can't take my suit" to statist shill. He's an impulsive paranoid retard that changes his allegiances when it suits him.
>>68717199
I'd say Vision is MCU Superman, though you could make a case for Thor or Cap too.
>>68705770
ASS TEH ASS!
>>68717199
Yeah but he just doesn't fit into the universe.
They made him too overpowered so he can come into any situation and just fuck everyone up.
If they had made Asgardians a little more gimped I think I could hang onto that a bit better but as they stand right now they have no weaknesses.
>>68705528
Yeah, IIRC there's a shot where you see the hammer budge and Thor knows what's up.
>>68717251
Hulk is the exception to pretty much every rule anon
He is literally raw unstoppable strength
>>68705938
why can't we have this Thor in the movies? ;_;
hopefully we see a bit of his OP side in Ragnarok.
>>68717269
Isn't he prepping for an alien invasion though?
>>68717199
it's true, it's been said since thor came abound, and is why thor's movies always lack.
>>68713183
>Why is Thor so underpowered in the movies?
Because Iron Man is popular.
Avenger movie implied Thor's lightning can't do shit to Tony which doesn't make any sense.
>>68714880
is this your first time here?
>>68705938
>ACTUALLY IT'S ABOUT ETHICS IN HAMMER WIELDING XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
>>68718294
What?
>>68714823
Most people, who watch video entertainment, are below average mongs.
>>68713222
A place full of virgins does not celebrate that fact, but lament it instead.
Also Steve's a god fearing american, unlike us enlightened gentlemen.
>>68712879
No way dude.
He's probably smashed Sif's pussy more times than Thaons has farted in his throne
>>68713183
>>68716028
be glad they haven't put in Tony's retardedly OP armor in the MCU yet.
>>68711881
the batman animated series was better than the original comic stories they adapted.
>>68714619
he was quoting a line from the movie where they ask Thor questions.
>>68711556
But Vision could lift the hammer.
>>68716347
>How the fuck can Red Skull be a threat anymore when it's an era of superpowered people
The Punisher is just a dude yet he managed to kill them all with the power of wit and plot armor.
>>68705339
>because the only fear he has is that mankind achieves world peace and he no longer has a war to fight for.
But that's wrong
>>68719582
>>68716818
He's too republican and old timey for that.
>>68712513
Question:
Since technology is what you create to control what you understand through Science, and Science itself is nothing but the study (any study) of the forces that govern existence,
Then wouldn't it be completely within the realm of possibility that "magic magic" is part of a sufficently advanced civilization's science and technology?
If a sorcerer can study, understand and control magic, how is he different from any scientist who studies, understands and controls different forces that govern the universe?
What could possibly stop someone from creating devices that use, focus or control magic, while you can do the same with everything else, and there infact exist magical artefacts?
How do you know that Thor magic isn't actually magic, magic just layered beyond tens of thousands of years of mundaneness to the point where Asgardians consider it nothing more than just another natural force to control like magnetism and electricity?
>>68719651
Captain America doesn't like war, he fights because bullies and tyrants need to be stopped
