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ITT: Films that you can't criticize without retards saying
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ITT: Films that you can't criticize without retards saying "THAT'S THE POINT"
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>>68647881
I live in fucking Fargo I will criticize it all the fuck I want
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>>68647881
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Most recently
Birdman
Batman v Superman
Spring Breakers
Boyhood
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>>68648007
Sorry for your lots anon
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DUDE
IT'S
BAD
ON
PURPOSE
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>>68647881
i know this is a meme but what is the point?
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>>68648175
there is no point, that's the point
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>>68647881
but anon that's the point
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>>68647881
Who would criticize this?
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What's your criticism though? I'm interested since its one of my favorite movies
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When dealing with "patrician" retards? Vertigo
When dealing with plebs, basically any B movie and major blockbuster
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Funny Games
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>>68648309
/thread
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>>68648297
All it takes is some critics to reappraise a middling thriller for everybody to start seeing things which aren't there. I've seen M. Night movies with more emotional depth and smarter twists.
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I can see both sides.

On one hand, criticizing something like Lawrence of Arabia for being too long or slow would be idiotic, since it adheres to the pacing of epic films as a genre, and the slow build up of the film is what makes its action sequences so daring.

On the other hand, a film's "point" can also be generally displeasing to you. That is, the film can be achieving exactly what it's setting out to, but that still doesn't register for you.

Like, I get what spring breakers is trying to do, I just find it annoying as shit. You can still "get" a film but not like it.
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What's the criticism. I think you can definitely make valid criticisms about it
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>>68647881
>criticize the point of a movie
>get told's that's the point
>criticize the reply for saying that's the point
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>>68647881

>Be Minnesotan
>Non-Minnesotans always making references to Fargo whenever they ask about where I'm from

I wouldn't mind as much if I had enjoyed Fargo, which I didn't.
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>>68648007
Grand Forks is where its at bruh
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>>68648406
exactly
And it is genuinely a really fucking boring "thriller" at that. I dont know if its Hitchcocks worst but for the life of me i will never understand why its considered good
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>>68648444
Those are soom nice trips ey?
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>>68647881
That would be all movies, op.
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>>68647881

Because a film isn't bad just because it makes a point. A film isn't bad just because you don't like the point it made. If you can refute the process of it making the point then you have a point. If you just acknowledge the point, and like a fucking pleb you just say WEH I DUN LIKE IT then you have no point.

Stay mad pleb retard. Your fucking shitty logic is the equivalent of watching a drama and calling it bad because it wasn't funny enough.
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>>68648612
It does have about 3 good lines or scenes, but nothing that would make it literally the best film of all time like some people claim.
A thriller that's not thrilling and a romance that's not romantic or believable.
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>>68648007
yeah but only about 3 minutes of the movie actually takes place in Fargo

the opening snow shots they use for the title card was taken on the highway outside of my house growing up in Oakport Township, so that's neat. Apart from that I don't think any of the movie was shot in Fargo
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>>68648007
It's set in Brainerd
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>>68647881
>Nothing happens except drug benders!
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>>68648444
The show is pretty good I think
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>>68649400
>so that's neat
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>>68649558
you can get the whole 'point' of the movie in this one clip
but yes the rest is just drugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUgs2O7Okqc
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>>68649710
>the hippie movement was significant and powerful but ultimately accomplished jack shit

But you don't need 2 hours of drug induced paranoia to know this.
I guess this film had a lot more meaning when it came out than it does not, back when a lot more people actually were alive in the 60s.
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>>68649739
I'm not arguing for the film, it is largely watered down with drug binges, same goes for the book
I still enjoy it though mainly because the drug segments are shot in entertaining ways, and I enjoy Depp's performance
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>>68649710
I feel like the movie fails at a deep film but is pretty good at showing drug effects and how you think when you're on them shit.

So, well made but ultimately shallow
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>>68649558
>>68649802
It's a stream of consciousness of a man realizing that doing drugs started a huge movement years ago but doing drugs now just makes you fuck up

Works better as a book
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>>68649995
Shit, meant to reply to >>68649739 and >>68649909

The drugs wasn't the high he was chasing, it was the feeling of being part of the movement in the 60s
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>>68648113

>not living in the Dakotas
>not having scary adventures 24/7 in the snow with spoopy Indians

Sucks to be you, bra.
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Starship Troopers (movie)
>but its a SATIRE!
Fuck that Dutch hack.
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>>68647881
OH YAH
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>>68648007
That's the point.
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>>68647881
well they may be right, how you can tell is if they say "THAT'S THE POINT"
or if they say "that's the point, because (variable)"
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Harrison Ford was horrible in this
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Birdman - innaratu is a hack
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>>68652469
bait.jpg
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>>68650851
I like it more as a dumb scifi than as a satire. I dun give a fuck about any satire bullshit
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>>68652469
That's the point
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>>68648083
>BvS
It's the same with marvel movies too.

Criticize any capeshit and there's someone telling you are wrong. I find it more annoying with marvel films because "just turn your brain off" is such a weak way to justify a movies flaws.
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>>68652490
What makes him a hack in Birdman?
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>>68648411
Ironically, I got Solaris but didn't particularly care for it
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>>68648297
What criticisms do you have of Vertigo?
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Pacific Rim was meant to be a shit movie !
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>>68648411
This anon gets it
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>>68647881
>>68648444
>>68648732
As an Australian watching the movie, I was confused as fuck because I thought that accent was specific to Newfoundland, Canada. If there's a difference between the two I honestly can't tell.
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>>68647881
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>>68647881
Can't criticize things like >>68648083 and TFA without being called a contrarian, does that count?
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>>68655012
I like it, but it's not a big deal if people don't like this film. It's not exactly a film people will like even if they get it.
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