>tfw you fell for the Netflix meme
What.
>>68162921
>want to watch a movie
>______ is not available for stream
>can watch every episode of the Cleveland show
Netflix will get you laid
Netflix is great the more of a pleb you are, especially if you are female. I myself am a medium pleb so Netflix just barely justifies its existence in my life. I hate paying for it but can't quite justify stopping.
>>68163041
No it won't.
>>68163287
>what is netflix and chill
When you come out of your cave and actually talk to a girl for the first time you will realize netflix is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
>>68163350
Alright, I'm gonna try it then. Thanks bro!
Netflix has based Amadeus though.
So there's that.
>>68163442
Holy shit that picture is fucking horrifying. There is a 100% chance you will die a virgin.
I watched a movie on netflix the other day and it was decent
>>68163041
I fucking wish.
It's not a guarantee. I've had the opportunity to lose my virginity while Netflix/Chilling and I've fucked up both times.
>>68163442
>IT'S YOU, THE HERO OF KVATCH!
>>68163350
netflix and chill
I love that millennials think they invented the idea of watching a movie as pretense to bone a girl. It's been a thing since VHS
>>68163520
He just needs to lift
>>68163595
Oh yeah it'll be much less terrifying if he was buff as fuck instead of a beta.
>>68163587
it's literally astroturfing. everyone knows that's always been a thing
>>68163287
Not you, but me.
>>68163690
Exactly
>he doesn't have a netflix dvd account
they have almost everything, mail them out within 2-3 days and it's cheap if you watch more than 3 movies a month
>>68163766
>3 movies a month
wew lad
>>68163766
Holy thick
Theyve literally never had a good movie in their Horror section
>>68163556
Ya blew it son
Netflix can only do so much
>>68163848
Oculus is pretty decent.
Housebound is a god tier horror/comedy
>>68163766
HIGH TEST
>>68163766
thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
>>68163556
Not Netflix fault you can't get laid
>>68163848
>what is hellraiser
>what is scream
>what is children of the corn
Pleb. They have more classic horror than any other streaming service.
>>68163866
It's so frustrating.
I get to the making out part, we're on each other like white on rice (incidentally I'm Asian and both the girls actually were white) but for some reason I can't seal the deal when it comes to actually taking the clothes off and putting ponos in vagoo.
FOUR YEARS I've been trying to find a girl that's willing to do that with me again. 19's my year, though, I can feel it in my bones.
>>68163908
>spoiler
reeeeeee
>>68163953
Gay
Scary when I was 5
Grampa pls
>he fell for the buying things you can easily get for free meme
Good goy.
>>68162921
Hulu is the only streaming service worth paying for to be honest, can't beat Criterion Collection and Seinfield.
>>68163974
You bring them to the point where they do it themselves.
Biting/kissing around the neck does it for me every time.
Just use all that sexual frustration as your inner strength.
Godspeed son.
>>68163997
>He fell for the buying things when you could just steal them meme
One of us is going to heaven, friendo. Guess which one
>>68163943
I don't blame Netflix, I'm just saying it's not a guarantee that you can get laid WHILE watching Netflix, like that one anon claimed.
>>68163987
How does it feel to know that you are the most plebeian person on this website that is literally designed for plebs and autists?
>>68163766
T H I C C
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>>68164093
Youre the one watching cheesy shit unscary "horror" movies and old timer "horror" movies that just copied already old shitty Twilight zone episodes
YAWN, grow some taste
>>68164066
Good advice, thanks anon.
I keep hearing that kissing/biting around the neck is good. I remember the one girl, she bit my lip real gentle-like, that shit drove me insane.
I miss her sometimes. She told me to fuck off years ago, and I don't blame her, but I miss her sometimes.
>>68164155
Keanu memes are almost as pleb as your Bane memes
>>68163520
>he fell for the bait
i hope you're just pretending to think that picture is him
>>68164300
Sorry man, not everyone can keep up and study every stupid meme on every board
>>68164188
>scream
>hellraiser
>children of the corn
>cheesy
>unoriginal
>>68164391
>Scream
>Oh shit a masketta man is killing people
>oh god clichés but all self-aware so it's okay
>OH SHIT IT WASN'T WHO ANYONE EXPECTED HIJINKS ENSUE
>Hellraiser
>found a puzzle
>literal gateway to BDSM dimension
>le jesus le wept
>cotc
>oh no the evil kid look at how mean his look is
>let's kill adults
>children continue to not be scary
>OH NO THEY'RE ALL DYING HIJINKS ENSUE
they're all garbage
>>68163442
Kinda looks like roger waters. He might look better when he gets older
>>68164543
You can make literally any movie sound like shit by trivializing it
>drive
>autist can't say a single word without having to think it over for 20 minutes
>drives a faggy Chevy impala
>gets cucked by his neighbor
>decides he has to leave town
>American history x
>/pol/tard gets arrested
>gets buttfucked by neo nazis
>somehow changes his mind about niggers, Jews, and spics
>faggot little brother killed by nigger
>a clockwork orange
>edgelords run around doing edgy things
>main edgelord gets betrayed by his edgelord followers then gets arrested
>is given medicine to make him associate the things he sees with sickness
>is forced to watch edgy things for days until he was "cured"
>>68163974
>incidentally I'm Asian
There's your problem
>>68164818
>Amadeus
>jealous wannabe tells the story of Mozart
>I love his music but I hate him
>Must ruin his career
>Must drive him into poverty
>Must fuck his wife, no wait, scratch that
>Must make him write his own requiem
>oh shit he died
>Blade Runner
>Let me tell you about my mother blam blam
>Deckard find these fucks
>oh shit Deckard be safe
>le tears in rainget it it's all water so it gets mixed up
You're right
>>68164979
I figured as much
>>68163127
It's strange how right you are
>dad invited me over for netflix and chill
>>68163442
Netflix doesn't make miracles though
